1 00:01:29,846 --> 00:01:35,176 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:47,633 ♪ Need a new love? ♪ 3 00:01:49,836 --> 00:01:52,205 ♪ hey, I'm ready ♪ 4 00:01:53,841 --> 00:01:56,377 ♪ want my time? ♪ 5 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,217 ♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪ 6 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,187 ♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪ 7 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:06,156 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 8 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:09,326 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 9 00:02:10,228 --> 00:02:12,197 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 10 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,104 ♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪ 11 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,173 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 12 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,476 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 13 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,281 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 14 00:02:27,483 --> 00:02:30,218 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 15 00:02:31,087 --> 00:02:33,322 ♪ all right. ♪ 16 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:40,330 They say necessity is the mother of invention. 17 00:02:40,365 --> 00:02:44,001 That's one thing we've got here in Detroit-- necessity. 18 00:02:44,036 --> 00:02:46,771 Some people gave up. 19 00:02:46,805 --> 00:02:49,574 A lot of us didn't. 20 00:02:51,009 --> 00:02:53,376 Hell, most of us didn't have a choice. 21 00:02:55,978 --> 00:02:57,712 We had to make it, 22 00:02:57,746 --> 00:03:01,115 turn lemons into lemonade. 23 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,753 And if you didn't have any lemons-- 24 00:03:07,889 --> 00:03:10,490 well, there's always something. 25 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,098 Yes! Fuck, oh! 26 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,934 God yes, fuck me! 27 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,503 Yeah, oh fuck. 28 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,306 So does anyone recognize that voice? 29 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:31,075 That's right, it was me. 30 00:03:31,109 --> 00:03:33,945 This modest, even-tempered woman 31 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:36,180 in front of you-- that was me. 32 00:03:36,214 --> 00:03:38,448 And you know, I-I used to be-- I was embarrassed. 33 00:03:38,483 --> 00:03:39,949 I was embarrassed of my orgasm. 34 00:03:39,984 --> 00:03:44,286 I was told I was too loud, that I came too much. 35 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,888 I was self-conscious. I was insecure. 36 00:03:46,923 --> 00:03:50,292 And then, you know, one day I just said fuck it. 37 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:52,661 Just, I said fuck it! Just fuck it! 38 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:56,465 Ladies, sex is not a job. 39 00:03:56,499 --> 00:03:59,200 It's a way of life. 40 00:03:59,234 --> 00:04:03,837 My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living. 41 00:04:05,239 --> 00:04:08,641 Orgasmic Living... 44 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,582 Well, Ray, what if I'm out of ideas, all right? 45 00:04:17,616 --> 00:04:19,617 I'm fresh out. I got it, I got it. 46 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,519 Berbig-- Berbig-- 47 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,721 Ber-- Berbigs? Berbiglia? 48 00:04:23,755 --> 00:04:26,422 Ber-- uh-- I can't-- I can't read this, Cammy. 49 00:04:26,456 --> 00:04:27,855 No more cursive, all right? 50 00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:29,522 God, it's not even English. 51 00:04:29,555 --> 00:04:31,322 Look, what if this is my destiny? 52 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:32,956 I mean, I'm good at this crap. 53 00:04:32,991 --> 00:04:35,292 And-and they have a great health plan. 54 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:37,461 Don't joke, Tanya. This is not your destiny. 55 00:04:37,495 --> 00:04:40,196 Okay, this is not my destiny to be substitute teaching 56 00:04:40,231 --> 00:04:42,198 twice a week for the rest of my life, all right? 57 00:04:42,232 --> 00:04:44,200 Cammy, where-- where are the filters? 58 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:46,401 Let's begin with the obvious, okay? 59 00:04:46,435 --> 00:04:49,136 We have an excellent product. 60 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:51,106 - Women like me. - Most of the time. 61 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:54,908 - Birbiglia! - So what's the problem? 62 00:04:54,943 --> 00:04:57,679 - How come Lenore can get me clients... - Let the customers in. 63 00:04:57,713 --> 00:04:59,814 - ...And you can't? - You're gonna get me fired. 64 00:04:59,881 --> 00:05:03,281 Look, okay, forget it. Just the point is, 65 00:05:03,315 --> 00:05:06,150 women like me, they like my... 66 00:05:07,252 --> 00:05:09,887 It's not all about your dick, Ray. 67 00:05:09,921 --> 00:05:13,123 Okay, so it's not all about my dick. 68 00:05:15,259 --> 00:05:17,126 All right, what is what's this place about, Ray? 69 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,061 What do you think? What's Starbucks about? 70 00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:23,197 I mean, nobody needs coffee so bad that they're willing to pay $5 a cup 71 00:05:23,231 --> 00:05:25,099 for some caramel macchiato. 72 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:27,501 Look, Lenore always said it was about lifestyle? 73 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,103 It's not about lifestyle. That's bullshit. 74 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:33,806 We need a place where women can walk in and feel comfortable 75 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,275 and it's normal. And they walk up to the counter 76 00:05:36,309 --> 00:05:38,577 - and-and they gotta-- - I'm sorry. Thank you. 77 00:05:38,611 --> 00:05:41,514 --Order. 78 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:47,184 That's it. 79 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:51,388 That's it. Right. I quit. 80 00:05:51,422 --> 00:05:53,223 I quit, Cammy. I'm out. 81 00:05:53,257 --> 00:05:55,758 Happiness consultants. 82 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:58,094 It's a wellness center for women, 83 00:05:58,129 --> 00:06:01,331 coming to a storefront near you. 84 00:06:01,365 --> 00:06:04,000 ...Thanks to Judy Pearson 85 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:06,234 and the Certified National Bank. 86 00:06:06,269 --> 00:06:09,437 - Uh-huh. - We encompass all needs. 87 00:06:09,471 --> 00:06:13,973 All wellness-type needs. 88 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:17,910 Well, we do lifestyle and, uh... 89 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,745 Feminine-type suggestions. 90 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:24,549 So it's-- it's both of you? You're partners? 91 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,284 - Business partners. - Obviously. 92 00:06:26,318 --> 00:06:28,086 We're not married. We're... 93 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,791 We're not-- we're not-- not-- not a couple. 94 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:36,561 Uh, what we're-- what we're trying to say is that 95 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,030 we've got something special to offer Detroit 96 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:41,665 - and we'd like to focus on that... - It's very special. 97 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,334 - ...Full-time. - But what is your product? 98 00:06:44,368 --> 00:06:46,802 Can you tell me that? 99 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:48,938 Can you give me an example, please, 100 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:51,440 of what it is that you are selling? 101 00:06:56,577 --> 00:06:58,878 Good boy. 102 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:02,815 Hand creams. 103 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:05,550 Organic hand creams. 104 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:08,385 Organic hand cream? 105 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,821 Eight banks, eight rejections, Ray? 106 00:07:10,856 --> 00:07:13,156 She was our first woman, how could she say no? 107 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,124 Women who hate women-- I hate them. 108 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:18,861 The only female loan officer we get, and she's got a stick up her ass. 109 00:07:18,895 --> 00:07:22,964 You know, I probably should have mentioned the Orgasmic Living part. 110 00:07:22,999 --> 00:07:26,000 I don't think it would have made much of a difference, Tanya. 111 00:07:26,035 --> 00:07:28,502 No, it might have. Because women like orgasms. 112 00:07:28,536 --> 00:07:31,337 Men like orgasms too, okay? It's not the point. 113 00:07:31,372 --> 00:07:33,805 It doesn't matter what we would have said, okay? 114 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,907 The banks aren't giving anybody shit. 115 00:07:35,941 --> 00:07:39,076 That's not true. The-- the-- the small business Obama grants-- 116 00:07:39,111 --> 00:07:41,412 Don't! Don't give me that crap, okay? 117 00:07:41,446 --> 00:07:43,714 The whole country's fucked up right now. 118 00:07:43,749 --> 00:07:45,516 The banks get the big bailouts. 119 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:47,617 The cops, the auto workers, 120 00:07:47,652 --> 00:07:51,453 the teachers and the perma-temps get the shaft, okay? 121 00:07:51,488 --> 00:07:55,223 It's the way it works. Just forget about the storefront, okay? 122 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:57,758 It was just a silly idea. 123 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:01,528 What are you doing? 124 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:03,363 Tanya! What-- 125 00:08:03,397 --> 00:08:05,164 It's not her fault. Wait, hey! 126 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:07,200 Hey! 127 00:08:09,104 --> 00:08:10,971 Come on, Tanya! Come here! 128 00:08:11,005 --> 00:08:12,472 Tanya, get back here. 129 00:08:13,773 --> 00:08:15,074 - Tanya. - Hi, Judy. 130 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:18,109 Just, uh-- just one-- 131 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:21,578 just one-- one minute. I can wait a minute. Are you coming back? 132 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:24,314 Before you go back there, just while you're-- hello? 133 00:08:24,349 --> 00:08:27,653 Judy? We were already--we had an appointment. 134 00:08:27,687 --> 00:08:29,622 Just-- just a sec. Judy! 135 00:08:29,657 --> 00:08:31,691 - Tanya. - Jud-- 136 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:36,929 Oh, hi, sorry. Is it on? Okay. 137 00:08:36,963 --> 00:08:39,164 - Yeah-- yes. - About the hand cream, 138 00:08:39,198 --> 00:08:41,899 I know nothing about hand cream. I don't know why I said it. 139 00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:45,836 What I should have said is that women don't orgasm enough. 140 00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:48,739 - All right, Tanya, Tanya, come on. - Just-- shh shush! 141 00:08:48,773 --> 00:08:51,474 For one second. The thing is 142 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:54,944 we can orgasm more, both in the bedroom and in life in general. 143 00:08:54,978 --> 00:08:57,879 Sex can be better, Judy. Our lives can be better-- 144 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,148 you, me, the fucking country. 145 00:09:00,182 --> 00:09:02,518 In fear is where our orgasm lies... 146 00:09:02,553 --> 00:09:04,754 - Okay. - ...Where our happiness lies. 147 00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:08,190 And that is why we need the certified national small business loan! 148 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:10,859 And that is why I am offering you, 149 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:15,096 Judy Pearson, the chance to take our class for free. 150 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:18,132 I want you to attend. You can see what it is we do. 151 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,168 There's no obligation, no expectation 152 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:23,102 and I guarantee you no regrets. 153 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:26,305 The whole thing was nuts, from beginning to end. 154 00:09:26,339 --> 00:09:30,842 But banks and women, well, they work in mysterious ways. 155 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,710 The vulva. 156 00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:35,779 Have you considered your vulva? 157 00:09:35,814 --> 00:09:39,349 Judy the loan officer and her bank teller friend Joanie-- 158 00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:43,819 Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class. 159 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:46,555 For years I apologized, 160 00:09:46,589 --> 00:09:51,326 I disregarded myself and my vulva. 161 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,161 But not anymore. 162 00:09:54,196 --> 00:09:56,596 Hold on. 163 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,633 Oh shit. 164 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:03,301 Sorry, I thought I had this cued up. Just a sec. 165 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,604 Ladies, some wine? 166 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,441 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. 167 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,543 Fuck! Fuck yes! 168 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,412 Fuck, oh! 169 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,249 God yes, fuck me! 170 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,718 Yeah, oh fuck. 171 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:24,288 Okay, so, um, yeah. 172 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:28,057 That's me. And really in just four short weeks, 173 00:10:28,092 --> 00:10:29,859 uh, you can feel that great too-- 174 00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:31,427 both in and out of the bedroom. 175 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:33,628 That's where we're headed, but, um, 176 00:10:33,662 --> 00:10:36,527 after this we move into the feedback 177 00:10:36,562 --> 00:10:38,529 and then the practicum. 178 00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:39,897 But we can skip that for now. 179 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,132 So any questions? Any thoughts? 180 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,734 Yes? 181 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,570 So you guys want a loan for this? 182 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,638 Oh yeah yeah. For the set-up, 183 00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:51,174 the utilities and the overhead. 184 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:54,077 But we have a lot of confidence in our program. 185 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,914 Well, there's the private consultations. 186 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,215 - What? - As my partner said, 187 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:06,388 Well, I run the practicum. 188 00:11:06,422 --> 00:11:09,924 Um, it's where the real money is. 189 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:16,762 We can do an in-house session 190 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:19,998 or we could meet at a public place-- 191 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:21,399 a restaurant, you know. 192 00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:23,834 I could wear this suit or I could wear sweatpants. 193 00:11:23,869 --> 00:11:26,804 - You know, whatever makes you feel most comfortable. - Right. 194 00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:29,507 I mean, we're really-- we're really very discreet. 195 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,209 We can put it all in writing if you like. 196 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:35,112 - Um. - Yeah yeah. 197 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:36,847 Joanie, can I talk to you for a minute? 198 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:38,949 Uh, hold on a sec, you guys. 199 00:11:38,983 --> 00:11:41,950 We're just gonna check out the porch for a second. 200 00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:44,986 - Yeah. - Yeah no, it's a lot. 201 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:47,289 - Yeah. - Take your time. 202 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,457 The vulva?! 203 00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:51,359 Of all the parts of the human body to pick, 204 00:11:51,393 --> 00:11:53,294 - why the vulva? - It's a vulva! 205 00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:55,696 - You think that's gonna get us a loan? - It's the vulva, Ray. 206 00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:58,264 Do not stigmatize the vulva. That's the whole problem. 207 00:11:58,299 --> 00:12:02,168 Why do you have to freak out every time something fun is about to happen? 208 00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:05,271 Because my idea of fun and your idea of fun are not the same thing. 209 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:08,640 I mean come on, private consultation? 210 00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:11,510 - Are you kidding me? - It's just a date. 211 00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:13,578 - It is not just a date! - Oh, come on. 212 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:16,381 It'll be something to laugh about 10 years from now. 213 00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:18,850 "Fear is where your orgasm lies." 214 00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:21,719 I don't even know what that means. 215 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:25,557 It's the word, vulva-- 216 00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:28,059 not sexy. 217 00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:35,565 ♪ You're giving me a head rush ♪ 218 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,803 ♪ I said, oh... ♪ 219 00:12:39,837 --> 00:12:41,671 We didn't have the loan. 220 00:12:41,739 --> 00:12:43,839 But at least Judy agreed to a date... 221 00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:46,775 As long as Joanie was there too. 222 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,911 Even during the Bush administration, when loans were literally-- 223 00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:52,146 they were just flying out the door literally. 224 00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:55,516 Yeah, the bush years were the boom years. 225 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:58,752 I had this guy once 226 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:02,389 walk up to my window. And he's got this gun... 227 00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:04,858 It's a squirt gun, okay? I'm sorry. 228 00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:07,794 - You always leave that part out. - ...And he hands me a note: 229 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,431 "Give me the money or I'll blow your fucking face off." 230 00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:14,901 So I said go ahead, blow my face off. 231 00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:19,072 Anyway, security jumps him, shoots him in the-- 232 00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:21,507 - What is that? What is that area? - Groin! 233 00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:23,341 Jo-- sit down. It's the groin. 234 00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:26,043 Now he's doing time at Saginaw Correctional 235 00:13:26,077 --> 00:13:27,978 and pees into a bag. 236 00:13:28,012 --> 00:13:29,212 - Salut! - Salut. 237 00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:30,646 Wow, it's really hard to be brave 238 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,314 when you're behind bulletproof glass. 239 00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,448 In loans, we're just sitting ducks out there. 240 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:35,781 Yeah, quack. 241 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,982 Quack quack quack quack! 242 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,449 Quack quack quack quack! 243 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,384 I'm Judy the sitting duck! 244 00:13:41,418 --> 00:13:43,718 - Quack! - Oh, and salut. 245 00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:47,922 - Salut, bottoms up. - So I love hearing about the-- the stories. 246 00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:51,459 I love hearing you talk about the bank 247 00:13:51,493 --> 00:13:54,828 and banking. I mean, anything that you're passionate about, 248 00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:57,097 I think-- it turns me on. 249 00:13:58,299 --> 00:14:00,300 You know, passion, Judy? 250 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:03,637 I know what turns me on. 251 00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:12,845 Yes, thank you. Um um, 252 00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:15,046 - as we were discussing-- - You know what? 253 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:17,382 - I think it's-- - I just remembered 254 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,917 that I have so much work to do at home, so I'm gonna go 255 00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:23,521 - and you guys just have a really good time. - What, Jude? Come on! 256 00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:26,789 Are you wussing out? What about the private consultation? 257 00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:29,823 - You said you'd go first. - I'm not "wussing out." 258 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:33,458 - I don't need a private consultation. - You're so repressed. 259 00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:35,894 - I am not repressed. - When was the last time you saw a penis? 260 00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:38,596 Guess what, Joanie. I see penises all the time. I see them all the time. 261 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,997 You know what? Fine. I will go upstairs and I will-- 262 00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:43,198 Go! Go do what you always do. Go fuck him upstairs. 263 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,933 - Go, do it. - That's right, Judy. 264 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,935 - I don't care. - I'll fuck him. You can fuck yourself. 265 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,371 - Fuck your-- fuck yourself! - Shh shh! Judy, Judy! 266 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,240 No, I am not repressed! I'm not. 267 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:55,376 Just because I don't shove my crotch into peoples' faces like her? 268 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:58,546 - I'm not repressed. God, I hate her! - Okay. 269 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:02,016 When we go out together, I get left behind every time, always. 270 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,784 - You're not gonna get left behind. - Yes, I am! 271 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,987 Judy, not with me, 272 00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:09,056 not tonight. 273 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,394 Clearly the path to Judy was through Joanie. 274 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,496 I'm sorry, Judy. 275 00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:22,231 It's okay. 276 00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:33,572 All right. 277 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:43,381 Should we keep it going? 278 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,570 It was starting to look like 279 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,905 the greatest date of my professional career. 280 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:54,503 Um, thanks. Thanks, Ray. 281 00:17:00,742 --> 00:17:02,508 We're good. 282 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:25,162 Uh, forgot my jacket. 283 00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:29,233 - It's right there. - Yeah. 284 00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:46,419 Okay, I was a little disappointed. 285 00:17:46,454 --> 00:17:50,222 But on Monday morning, our loan got approved... 286 00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:54,593 For happiness consultants, 287 00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:57,095 a wellness center for women. 288 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,695 Orgasmic Living-- 289 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,494 what a concept. 290 00:18:06,528 --> 00:18:08,494 Why is it so many of us have trouble 291 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:11,129 expecting pleasure-- sexual pleasure? 292 00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:15,098 Even-- even saying the word vulva feels transgressive. 293 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,466 Even right now, I feel a little transgressive. 294 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,668 We lost some ladies at "vulva." 295 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:23,671 The cunt as temple, tomb, cave or flower. 296 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:26,075 I'd like to announce that the wellness center-- 297 00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:28,911 We also offer private consultations-- very private, 298 00:18:28,946 --> 00:18:32,149 with a therapist. It's a female therapist, 299 00:18:32,183 --> 00:18:34,452 or a-- or a male-- it's a male therapist. 300 00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:36,989 He's very male. And very private. 301 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,992 But those who stayed made it all worth it. 302 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:43,796 Um, but I've-- I've never met this therapist. 303 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:46,364 Richard? Uh, Richard, 304 00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:49,133 could you bring in the Samson file, please? 305 00:18:55,806 --> 00:18:58,273 - Thank you. - Sure. 306 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,541 Hi. 307 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,111 That's Richard. 308 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:09,348 Pretty soon my work week was filling up. 309 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,850 Mondays I had Eloise. 310 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,552 Alternate Wednesdays, Christina. 311 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:18,491 On Fridays, the Birmingham screamer. 312 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,074 Don't stop. 313 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,677 - Oh my God. - Make it hurt. 314 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,283 So thanks to a lot of fucking, 315 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,685 I could finally fix up my house. 316 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,886 Ah! 317 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,423 All right, see? This is neck massage. 318 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:55,091 It goes up, it goes down. Or I can 319 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,826 do lower lumbar while looking out at the lake. 320 00:19:57,861 --> 00:20:00,295 This thing's relaxing. You-- you try it. 321 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,896 Come on. Give it a shot. 322 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,265 No. I'm okay. 323 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:07,067 It looks comfortable though. 324 00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:09,302 Hey, mom, have you seen dad's new vacuum cleaner? 325 00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:12,104 - It's like a demented dog. - It's really retarded. 326 00:20:12,138 --> 00:20:15,773 - And who helped you decorate? - Nobody. 327 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,608 I mean it's mostly me. 328 00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:21,844 And all this is... 329 00:20:21,879 --> 00:20:24,814 - is from substitute teaching? - Yeah. 330 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,548 Mostly. 331 00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:29,050 And you know, some odd jobs here and there. 332 00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:31,352 Odd jobs. Wow, what kind of odd jobs? 333 00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:34,889 I mean I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back. 334 00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:38,792 Well, uh, I do, uh, personal... training, 335 00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:42,062 for example. You know, weights and cardio. 336 00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:44,698 Something sorta like that. 337 00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,301 - Wow. - Hey, maybe, Jess, you ever think 338 00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:49,302 about combining forces a little? 339 00:20:49,337 --> 00:20:52,137 You know, so you don't, uh, so you don't have to pay rent? 340 00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:55,207 - He did fix the house, mom. - Come on. 341 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:57,742 - I told you, I signed a lease. - Okay. 342 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,511 I know. I'm just saying... 343 00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:03,013 Things get too hard out there for you, 344 00:21:03,047 --> 00:21:06,816 or Lottie starts driving everybody nuts, 345 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,084 or, hey, you wanna practice your music, 346 00:21:09,118 --> 00:21:11,252 or go look at the lake... 347 00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:16,889 I just want you to know that I'm-- 348 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:19,092 You can count on me. 349 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:30,133 Happiness consultants? 350 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,374 Can I warm you up? 351 00:21:38,408 --> 00:21:41,210 - Your coffee. - Sure. 352 00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:45,347 You seem kinda tense. You all right? 353 00:21:46,782 --> 00:21:48,482 You shouldn't have more coffee. 354 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,283 It makes it worse. 355 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,386 I'm sorry, what is happening here? 356 00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,991 I'll tell you what, you can keep a secret. 357 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,261 Just let me just pop back into the kitchen, 358 00:22:00,295 --> 00:22:03,031 I'll put a little courvoisier in your coffee cup. 359 00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:04,868 On the house. 360 00:22:09,576 --> 00:22:11,977 Oh! Oh God. 361 00:22:12,011 --> 00:22:14,279 Oh God, oh fuck. 362 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:16,614 Oh fuck fuck! 363 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:19,050 Oh fuck, wait wait. 364 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:20,651 Wait, please. Wait wait wait. 365 00:22:20,685 --> 00:22:22,452 - Pull out. Oh God. - What, huh? 366 00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:25,055 - Is something wrong? - No, nothing's wrong. Just pull out. 367 00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,990 - Why? - 'Cause I want to see it. 368 00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:29,192 - See what? - Your dick. 369 00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:31,527 - Now?! - Yes now. 370 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:34,362 Oh God, oh. 371 00:22:34,397 --> 00:22:36,631 Oh God, okay. 372 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,066 Yeah, that's a-- 373 00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:41,202 Oh my God, that's what I thought. 374 00:22:41,269 --> 00:22:45,038 - Oh. - Thank you. 375 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,541 - You want to go again? - Again? 376 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,311 - Yeah, come on. - No, sweetheart. 377 00:22:52,345 --> 00:22:53,845 I'm not a carnival ride. 378 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,248 Oh, I think I torqued my neck. 379 00:22:57,283 --> 00:23:00,851 Oh, I think that was the chair. 380 00:23:00,885 --> 00:23:04,988 Your ass is just too delicious. 381 00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:09,425 - What's your name? - Jason. 382 00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:12,494 Jason. I'm glad I found you, Jason. 383 00:23:12,529 --> 00:23:14,563 I've been looking for you for a long time. 384 00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:17,265 Like they do in Tibet for the Dalai Lama. 385 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,247 - What's that for? - It's compensation. 386 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:39,215 I took a discount for myself. 387 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,916 You-- oh, right-- 388 00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:42,951 you know that I'm not like a-- 389 00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:46,387 a whatever-- hooker dude? 390 00:23:46,421 --> 00:23:48,189 - Right? - Yeah. 391 00:23:48,223 --> 00:23:51,158 Think of it as a gift. I want to share. 392 00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:53,727 It's a thank you. 393 00:23:53,762 --> 00:23:56,730 One time. 394 00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:59,199 This one time. 395 00:24:04,972 --> 00:24:08,640 You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby. 396 00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:25,289 - Oh my God. - Hey! 397 00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:28,157 Wow! I'll be right down. 398 00:24:28,192 --> 00:24:30,660 Come on! 399 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:40,034 Wow, Ray, what did you do? 400 00:24:41,336 --> 00:24:44,437 - You like it? - It's amazing. Hell ya. 401 00:24:44,472 --> 00:24:46,139 You wanna go for a ride? 402 00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:50,709 Well, okay. 403 00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:53,178 Yeah sure. 404 00:24:53,213 --> 00:24:55,080 Wow, Ray. 405 00:24:56,282 --> 00:25:00,151 - Ray, God, it's beautiful. - Hmm. 406 00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:01,819 Mm-hmm. 407 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,488 Come on, let's go! 408 00:25:06,191 --> 00:25:07,892 Hey hey hey, let's go to Windsor. 409 00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:10,659 Let's cruise this puppy all the way to Canada. 410 00:25:10,694 --> 00:25:13,962 - How about around the block? - Oh man. 411 00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:16,964 Yeah! 412 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,146 Oh, your kids are gonna love it. 413 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,348 You're gonna be the best dad in the world. 414 00:25:35,415 --> 00:25:37,116 I hope so. 415 00:25:39,386 --> 00:25:40,978 You know what? 416 00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:44,490 Fuck around the block. 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