1 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,487 They say necessity is the mother of invention. 2 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,621 That's one thing we've got here in Detroit: necessity. 3 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,252 Some people gave up. 4 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,796 A lot of us didn't. 5 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,625 Hell, most of us didn't have a choice. 6 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:31,176 We had to make it, turn lemons into lemonade. 7 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,600 And if you didn't have any lemons... 8 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,521 well, there's always something. 9 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,444 Yes! Fuck! Ah! 10 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,284 God, yes! Fuck me! 11 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,619 Yeah! Oh, fuck. 12 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:58,790 So does anyone recognize that voice? 13 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,421 That's right, it was me. 14 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:06,586 This modest, even-tempered woman in front of you. That was me. 15 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,629 I used to be... I was embarrassed. 16 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,388 I was embarrassed of my orgasm. 17 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:14,643 I was told I was too loud that I came too much. 18 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,395 I was self-conscious. I was insecure. 19 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,524 And then, you know, one day I just said, “Fuck it." 20 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,060 Just... I said, "Fuck it! Just fuck it!" 21 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,689 Ladies, sex is not a job. 22 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:27,902 It's a way of life. 23 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,617 My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living. 24 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,412 Orgasmic Living. 25 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,710 It was a long shot. 26 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,132 Okay, clearly we need some new ideas. 27 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,918 Well, Ray, what if I'm out of ideas, all right? 28 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,213 I'm fresh out. I got it, I got it. 29 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,974 Berbig... Berbig... Ber... Berbigs? Berbiglia? 30 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,931 Ber... I can't... can't read this, Sammy. 31 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,768 No more cursive, all right? God, it's not even English. 32 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,477 Look, what if this is my destiny? 33 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,313 I mean, I'm good at this crap. 34 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,193 And they have a great health plan. 35 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,231 Don't joke, Tanya. This is not your destiny. 36 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:12,243 It's not my destiny to be substitute teaching twice a week for the rest of my life. 37 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,403 Cammy, where are the filters? 38 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,791 Let's begin with the obvious, okay? We have an excellent product. 39 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,618 - Women like me. - Most of the time. 40 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,915 - Berbiglia! - So, what's the problem? 41 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,049 - Lenore can get clients. - Let customers in. 44 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,937 it's not all about your dick, Ray. 45 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,848 Okay, so it's not all about my dick. 46 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,520 - Whats it about? - All right, what is this place about, Ray? 47 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,688 What do you think? What's Starbucks about? 48 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,280 I mean, nobody needs coffee so bad that they're willing to pay $5 a cup... 49 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,661 for some caramel macchiato. 50 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,821 Lenore always said it was about lifestyle. 51 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,332 It's not about lifestyle. That's bullshit. 52 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,211 We need a place where women can walk in and feel comfortable... 53 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,872 and it's normal. And they walk up to the counter... 54 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,382 - ...and they gotta... - Thank you. 55 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,713 Order. 56 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,385 That's it. 57 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,220 That's it. Yeah! 58 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,764 I quit. I quit. Sammy, I'm out. 59 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,981 Happiness Consultants. It's a wellness center for women... 60 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:34,367 coming to a storefront near you, thanks to Judy Pearson... 61 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,743 and the Certified National Bank. 62 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,705 - Uh-huh. - We encompass all needs. 63 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,038 All wellness-type needs. 64 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,000 Well, we do lifestyle... 65 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:51,216 and feminine-type suggestions. 66 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,719 So it's both of you? You're partners? 67 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,551 - Business partners. - Obviously. 68 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,091 We're not married. We're... 69 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,854 We're not... We're not a couple. 70 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:09,185 What we're trying to say is that we've got something special to offer Detroit... 71 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,150 - ...and we'd like to focus on that... - It's very special. 72 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,815 - ...full-time. - But what is your product? 73 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,654 Can you tell me that? 74 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:21,789 Can you give me an example, please, of what it is that you are selling? 75 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,126 Good boy. 76 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,505 Hand creams. 77 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,174 Organic hand creams. 78 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,839 Organic hand cream? 79 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,133 Eight banks, eight rejections, Ray. 80 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,472 She was our first woman, how could she say no? 81 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,637 Women who hate women, I hate them. 82 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:49,308 The only female loan officer we get, and she's got a stick up her ass. 83 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:53,524 You know, I probably should've mentioned the Orgasmic Living part. 84 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,940 I don't think it would have made a difference. 85 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,030 No, it might have, because women like orgasms. 86 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,617 Men like orgasms too. It's not the point. 87 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,409 It doesn't matter what we said. The banks aren't giving anybody shit. 88 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,374 That's not true. The small-business Obama grants... 89 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,039 Don't! Don't give me that crap, okay? 90 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,299 The whole country's fucked up right now. 91 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,836 The banks get the big bailouts. The cops, the auto workers... 92 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:22,133 the teachers and the perma-temps get the shaft, okay? 93 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:26,554 It's the way it works. Just forget about the storefront, okay? 94 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,889 It was a silly idea. 95 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,100 What are you doing? 96 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:35,646 Tanya! What...? It's not her fault. Wait, hey! 97 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,065 Hey! 98 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,526 Come on, Tanya! Come here! 99 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,779 Tanya, get back here. 100 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,039 - Tanya. - Hi, Judy. 101 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:52,204 Just... Just one... Just one minute. I can wait a minute. Are you coming back? 102 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,964 Before you go back there, just while you're... Hello? 103 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,969 Judy? We were already- We had an appointment. 104 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,879 - Just a sec. Judy! - Tanya. 105 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,393 Oh, hi, sorry. Is it on? Okay. 106 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,896 - Yeah, yes. - About the hand cream. 107 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,978 I know nothing about hand cream. 108 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:16,395 What I should have said is that women don'! orgasm enough. 109 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,486 - All right, Tanya. Tanya, come on. - Just shush for one second. 110 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:25,496 The thing is we can orgasm more, both in the bedroom and in life in general. 111 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,907 Sex can be better, Judy. Our lives can be better. 112 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,701 You, me, the fucking country. 113 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,666 - In fear is where our orgasm lies... - Okay. 114 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,171 Where our happiness lies. 115 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,800 That is why we need the Certified National small-business loan. 116 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,304 And that is why I am offering you, Judy Pearson... 117 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,386 the chance to take our class for free. 118 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,768 I want you to attend. You can see what it is we do. 119 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:54,275 There's no obligation, no expectation and I guarantee you, no regrets. 120 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,981 The whole thing was nuts, from beginning to end. 121 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:01,273 But banks and women, well, they work in mysterious ways. 122 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:06,532 The vulva. Have you considered your vulva? 123 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:10,040 Judy, the loan officer, and her bank-teller friend Joanie. 124 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,498 Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class. 125 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,792 For years I apologized. 126 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:22,086 I disregarded myself and my vulva. 127 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,051 But not anymore. 128 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,760 Hold on. 129 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:34,348 Oh, shit. Sorry, I thought I had this cued up. Just a sec. 130 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,267 Ladies, some wine? 131 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,108 Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah. 132 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,147 Fuck! Fuck, yes! 133 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,115 Fuck! 134 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,118 God, yes! Fuck me! 135 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,907 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 136 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,458 Okay, so, yeah. 137 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,247 That's me. And, really, in just four short weeks... 138 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,917 you can feel that great too, both in and out of the bedroom. 139 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:06,964 That's where we're headed. But after this we move into the feedback... 140 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,723 and then the practicum. 141 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:13,058 But we can skip that for now. So any questions? Any thoughts? 142 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,769 - Yes? - So you guys want a loan for this? 143 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:21,482 Oh, yeah, yeah. For the set-up, the utilities and the overhead. 144 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:25,820 But we have a lot of confidence in our program. 145 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,280 Well, there's the private consultations. 146 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,613 - What? - As my partner said... 147 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:37,037 after class, we run a practicum. Ahem. Well, I run the practicum. 148 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,920 Mm-hm. - Um... 149 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,377 it's where the real money is. 150 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:47,425 We can do an in-house session... 151 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,433 or we could meet at a public place, a restaurant, you know. 152 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,310 I could wear this suit, or I could wear sweatpants. 153 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,972 You know, whatever makes you feel most comfortable. 154 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,267 I mean, we're really... We're really very discreet. 155 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,481 We can put it all in writing if you like. 156 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,313 - Um... - Yeah, yeah. 157 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,482 Joanie, can I talk to you for a minute? 158 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,276 Hold on a sec, you guys. 159 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,242 We're just gonna chat on the porch for a second. 160 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,540 Yeah. - Yeah, no, it's a lot. 161 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,951 - Yeah. - Take your time. 162 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,627 The vulva? Of all the parts of the human body to pick, why the vulva? 163 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,836 It's a vulva. 164 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,342 - Think that's gonna get us a loan? - It's the vulva. 165 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,879 Do not stigmatize the vulva. That's the whole problem. 166 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,424 Why do you have to freak out every time something fun is about to happen? 167 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,719 Because my idea of fun and your idea of fun are not the same thing. 168 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,934 I mean, come on, private consultation? 169 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,976 - Are you kidding me? - It's just a date. 170 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,315 - It is not just a date. - Oh, come on. 171 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,946 It'll be something to laugh about 10 years from now. 172 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,358 "Fear is where your orgasm lies." 173 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,869 I don't even know what that means. 174 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,581 It's the word, "vulva." 175 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,533 Not sexy. 176 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,305 We didn't have the loan. 177 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:17,344 But at least Judy agreed to a date, as long as Joanie was there too. 178 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,514 Even during the Bush administration, when loans were literally... 179 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,479 just flying out the door, literally. 180 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,064 Yeah, the Bush years were the boom years. 181 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:29,356 I had this guy once... 182 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,822 walk up to my window, and he's got this gun. 183 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,612 It's a squirt gun, okay? I'm sorry. 184 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,247 - You always leave that part out. - He hands me a note: 185 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,956 "Give me the money or I'll blow your fucking face off." 186 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,463 So I said, "Go ahead, blow my face off." 187 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,718 Anyway, security jumps him, shoots him in the... 188 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,799 - What is that area? - Groin. 189 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,929 Jo... Sit down. it's the groin. 190 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:58,594 Now he's doing time at Saginaw Correctional and pees into a bag. 191 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,602 Hard to be brave when you're behind bullet-proof glass. 192 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,983 In Loans, we're just sitting ducks out there. 193 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,981 I'm Judy, the sitting duck! 194 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,401 - Quack! - Oh, and salut. 195 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,322 - Salut, bottoms up. - So I love hearing about the stories. 196 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,959 I love hearing you talk about the bank and banking. 197 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:28,214 I mean, anything that you're passionate about, I think. It turns me on. 198 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,793 You know, passion. Judy? 199 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,046 I know what turns me on. 200 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,516 Yes, thank you. Um... 201 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,724 - Um... As we were discussing- - You know what? 202 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,938 - I think it's... - I just remembered... 203 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,695 that I have so much work to do at home. I'm gonna go. 204 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,948 - You guys just have a really good time. - What, Jude? Come on! 205 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,407 Are you wussing out? What about the private consultation? 206 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,492 - You said you'd go first. - I'm not wussing out. 207 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:04,034 - I don't need a private consultation. - You're so repressed. 208 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,419 - I'm not repressed. - When's the last time you saw a penis? 209 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,376 I see penises all the time. I see them all the time. 210 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,917 You know what? Fine. I will go upstairs and I will... 211 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,336 Go do what you always do. Go fuck him upstairs. 212 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,597 That's right, Judy. I'll fuck him. You can fuck yourself. 213 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,757 - Fuck your... Go fuck yourself! - Judy, Judy. 214 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,643 No, I am not repressed! I'm not. 215 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,056 - Just because I don't shove my crotch into peoples' faces like her? 216 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,146 - I'm not repressed. God, I hate her! - Okay. 217 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,779 When we go out together, I get left behind every time, always. 218 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,280 - You're not gonna. - Yes, I am. 219 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,942 Judy, not with me. 220 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,195 Not tonight. 221 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:45,500 Clearly, the path to Judy was through Joanie. 222 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,920 I'm sorry, Judy. 223 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,791 It's okay. 224 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,893 All right. 225 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,021 Should we keep it going? 226 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,342 It was starting to look like the greatest date of my professional career. 227 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,925 Thanks. Thanks, Ray. 228 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,520 We're good. 229 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,838 Forgot my jacket. 230 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,671 - It's right there. - Yeah. 231 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,966 Okay, I was a little disappointed. 232 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,232 But on Monday morning, our loan got approved... 233 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:27,530 for Happiness Consultants, a wellness center for women. 234 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,080 Orgasmic Living. What a concept. 235 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,752 Why is it so many of us have trouble expecting pleasure, sexual pleasure? 236 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,718 Even saying the word "vulva" feels transgressive. 237 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,099 Even right now, I feel a little transgressive. 238 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,259 We lost some ladies at "vulva." 239 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:54,476 The cunt as temple, tomb, cave or flower. 240 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,519 I'd like to announce that the Wellness Center also offers private consultations. 241 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,439 Very private, with a therapist. It's a female therapist... 242 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,778 or a male... It's a male therapist. 243 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,865 He's very male. Very private. 244 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,951 But those who stayed made it all worth it. 245 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,458 But I've never met this therapist. 246 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:20,215 Richard? Richard, could you bring in the Samson file, please? 247 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,094 - Thank you. - Sure. 248 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,554 Hi. 249 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,558 That's Richard. 250 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,684 Pretty soon my work week was filling up. 251 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,023 Mondays I had Eloise. 252 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,405 Alternate Wednesdays, Christina. 253 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,825 Fridays, the Birmingham Screamer. 254 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,296 - Oh, yeah! - All right. 255 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,676 Don't slop. 256 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,009 - Oh, my God. - Make it hurt. 257 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,306 So thanks to a lot of fucking, I could finally fix up my house. 258 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,898 All right, see? This is neck massage. 259 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:27,941 It goes up, it goes down. Or I can do lower lumbar while looking out at the lake. 260 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,656 This thing's relaxing. You try. 261 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:35,244 - Come on. Give it a shot. - No. I'm okay. 262 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,249 Looks comfortable, though. 263 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,706 Hey, Mom, have you seen Dad's new vacuum cleaner? 264 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,873 - It's like a demented dog. - Ha, ha, it's really retarded. 265 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,966 - And who helped you decorate? - Nobody. 266 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,093 I mean, ifs mostly me. 267 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,674 And all this is... 268 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,640 - ...from substitute teaching? - Yeah. Mostly. 269 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,396 And, you know, some odd jobs here and there. 270 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,853 Odd jobs. Wow, what kind of odd jobs? 271 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,520 I mean, I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back. 272 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:10,533 Well, I do personal training, for example. 273 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:14,241 You know, weights and cardio. Ahem. 274 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,873 Something sort of like that. Hey, maybe, Jess, you ever think... 275 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,034 about combining forces a little? 276 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,875 You know, so you don't have to pay rent? 277 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,961 - He did fix the house, Mom. - Come on. 278 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,546 - I told you, I signed a lease. - Okay. 279 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,132 I know. I'm just saying. 280 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:37,598 Things get too hard out there for you, or Lottie starts driving everybody nuts... 281 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:42,641 or, hey, you wanna practice your music, or go look at the lake... 282 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:47,813 I just want you to know that I'm... 283 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,901 YOU can {IOU fit on me. 284 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,617 "Happiness Consultants"? 285 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,920 Can I warm you up? 286 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,462 - Your coffee. - Sure. 287 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,928 You seem kind of tense. You all right? 288 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,769 You shouldn't have more coffee. It makes it worse. 289 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:28,353 - I'm sorry, what is happening here? - I'll tell you what, you can keep a secret. 290 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,738 Let me just pop back into the kitchen... 291 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,274 I'll put a little Courvoisier in your coffee cup. 292 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,071 On the house. 293 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,539 Oh! Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. 294 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,296 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 295 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,799 Oh, fuck! Wait, wait. 296 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,425 Wait, please. Wait, wait, wait. 297 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,712 - Pull out. Oh, God. - What? ls something wrong? 298 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,972 No, nothing's wrong. Just pull out. 299 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,803 - Why? - Because I want to see it. 300 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,967 - See what? - Your dick. 301 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,182 - Now? - Yes, now. 302 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,766 Oh, God. 303 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,396 Oh, God. Okay. 304 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,811 Yeah, that's a... 305 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,026 Oh, my God. That's what I thought. 306 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,483 Thank you. 307 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,994 - You wanna go again? - Again? 308 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,783 - Yeah. Come on. - No, sweetheart. 309 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:27,954 I'm not a carnival ride. Oh, I think I torqued my neck. 310 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,841 Oh, I think that was the chair. 311 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:36,425 Your ass is just too delicious. 312 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,054 - What's your name? - Jason. 313 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,220 Jason. I'm glad I found you, Jason. 314 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:48,391 I've been looking for you for a long time, like they do in Tibet for the Dalai Lama. 315 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,992 - What's that for? - It's compensation. 316 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,252 I took a discount for myself. 317 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,875 Oh, right... You know that I'm not like a... 318 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,090 A whatever... Hooker dude. 319 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,846 - Right? - Yeah. 320 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,803 Think of it as a gift I want to share. 321 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,718 It's a thank-you. 322 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,190 One time. This one time. 323 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:39,154 You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby. 324 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,714 - Oh, my God. - Hey! 325 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,506 - Wow! I'll be right down. - Come on! 326 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,062 Wow! 327 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,064 Ray, what did you do? 328 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,236 - You like it? - It's amazing. Hell, yeah. 329 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,692 You wanna go for a ride? 330 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,198 Well, okay. 331 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,862 Yeah, sure. 332 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,871 Wow, Ray. 333 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,785 Ray, God, it's beautiful. 334 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,328 Mm-hm. 335 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,755 Come on, let's go. 336 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,296 Hey, let's go to Windsor. Let's cruise this puppy all the way to Canada. 337 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,762 - How about around the block? - Oh, man. 338 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,009 Yeah! 339 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,734 Oh, your kids are gonna love it. 340 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,029 You're gonna be the best dad in the world. 341 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,663 I hope so. 342 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,576 You know what? 343 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,455 Fuck around the block. Let's see what this baby can do. 344 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,382 Whoa! 345 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,312 Whoa!