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- We are condemned to useless labor.
- Fourth circle of hell.

2
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Charting goes a lot faster
when you eliminate all classic poetry.

3
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Writing down what we already know
to be read by nobody.

4
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I'm sure Dante would agree
that qualifies as useless.

5
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You're over two weeks behind in your charting.

6
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- Oops. I missed.
- What are you, eight?

7
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Could an eight-year-old do this?

8
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Better stop or it'll stick that way.

9
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You have a patient in exam one.

10
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Yeah, see I'm--I'm off at 12:00,
and it's already five of.

11
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She's been waiting for you since 11:00.

12
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Melancholy without hope.

13
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Which circle is that?

14
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Hi.

15
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I'm Dr. House.

16
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- What seems to be the problem?
- Show him your hands, Augustine.

17
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It looks like stigmata.

18
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Pius.

19
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You must be all the talk
around the holy water cooler.

20
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Been washing a lot of dishes recently?

21
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I help out in the kitchen.

22
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- Anything new in the kitchen?
- We just got a donation of saucepans and pots this week.

23
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- I unpacked and washed them.
- Should've spent your time saving souls.

24
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It's easier on the hands.

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This is contact dermatitis.
You're allergic to dish soap.

26
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Nonsense.

27
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We've always used that soap.

28
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Why is there a problem now?

29
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I've been a doctor for years.

30
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Why do I have to keep assuring people
that I know what I'm doing

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A person can become allergic to substances that they've had
repeated and prolonged exposure to.

32
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The good news is, free samples.

33
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Diphenhydramine.
It's an antihistamine.

34
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It'll stop the allergic reaction.

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Take one every eight hours.

36
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It might make you feel a little sleepy.
And get some of that over-the-counter cortisone cream.

37
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- Thank you, Doctor.
- You want some water?

38
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I have some tea.

39
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Well, you just relax for a few minutes.
That stuff works pretty fast.

40
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Still out by 12:00.

41
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How do you solve a problem like dermatitis?

44
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Is she talkin' to you?

45
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I don't know.
She's certainly looking at me.

46
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Oh, it's good to get a secular diagnosis.

47
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The sisters tend to interpret their illnesses
as divine intervention.

48
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And you don't?
I mean, you're wearing an awfully funny hat.

49
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Ooh, boy.
Excuse me

50
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If I break my leg,
I believe it happened for a reason.

51
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I believe God wanted me to break my leg.

52
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I also believe he wants me to put a cast on it.

53
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Doctor? Something's wrong.

54
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Lift up your chin.

55
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Sister, you're having an asthma attack.
I need you to relax.

56
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Roll up her sleeve, please.
Gonna give you epinephrine.

57
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Open your lungs to help you breathe.

58
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What happened?

59
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- She take the pill?
- Yes.

60
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It was probably an allergic reaction.

61
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She's allergic to an anti-allergy medicine?

62
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You figure somebody's out to get her?

63
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- How are you feeling?
- Better.

64
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I'll put you on some steroids instead

65
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Is my heart supposed to be feeling so funny?

66
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It's called adrenaline.
Makes your heart beat fast.

67
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But not this fast.
Get a nurse, please.

68
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Lay down, come on.

69
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Help! Somebody help us!

70
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Somebody get in here!

71
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Call a code and charge up the defibrillator.
She's got no pulse.

72
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House
Episode 1x05 - Damned If You Do

73
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Transcript fourni par Raceman.
Synchronisation : Silverado

74
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Merci à Katie.
www.forom.com

75
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You diagnosed the patient with allergies and prescribed antihistamines.
She went into respiratory distress.

76
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And you injected her with epinephrine.

77
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Presumable one cc.

78
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Point-one cc. That is the standard dose,
that is what I gave her.

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People don't go into cardiac arrest
from point-one cc epinephrine.

80
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She must have a pre-existing heart condition
that got exacerbated by the epinephrine.

81
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It's too bad you didn't make
a notation in the chart.

82
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- I can make it up right now.

83
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The drawer has syringes is with both dosages,
you could've easily reached for the wrong...

84
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- But I didn't.
- Everyone makes mistakes.

85
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This is why doctors pay through the nose
for malpractice insurance.

86
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Relax, they're not gonna sue.

87
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Worst they'd do is whack my hand with a ruler.

88
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And the discipline board,
are they gonna whack your hand too?

89
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- You're gonna report me?
- What choice do I have?

90
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How about not report me?

91
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I can justify keeping her here
for a 24-hour observation.

92
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If you haven't found an underlying cause for the cardiac arrest
by then, I will have to notify our attorneys.

93
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Her hands were red and swollen.
Maybe she has a skin infection, cellulitis?

94
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That could manifest with hypo-cardio.
There's no history of fever.

95
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Results from the CVC didn't indicate an infection.

96
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The centifills were mildly elevated.

97
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Rates up a bit. Could we be looking
at a systemic allergic response?

98
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It's no allergic, and allergies don't cause
cardiac arrest like this.

99
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- Could be inflammation of the blood vessels.
- Vasculitis?

100
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That wouldn't give you an
elevated eosinophil count.

101
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Churg Strauss Vasculitis would.

102
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Blood vessels of the heart, lungs, and skin become inflamed,
causing the asthma, rash, and heart problems.

103
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Covers all her symptoms.
Need a biopsy to diagnose.

104
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-  Chest CT would be quicker.
- The lady just came in with a rash.

105
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What the hell are those?

106
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Candy  canes.

107
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Candy canes?

108
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Are you mocking me?

109
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No, i-it's Christmas, and I--
I--I thought--

110
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Relax. It was a joke.

111
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- Isn't the prognosis for Churg Strauss a bit grim?
- Yeah.

112
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Untreated, only 33% of patients
survive past a year, treated, five years.

113
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Then I definitely suggest treatment.

114
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If it was any other attending doctor, I'd say
that he made a mistake and gave her too much epinephrine.

115
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Saying you wouldn't say it was my mistake.
Saying it was my mistake.

116
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Everyone screws up. Your rule.

117
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- I think you fit within the subset of everyone.
- I didn't screw up.

118
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Order a chest CT and start the sister on Prednisone.
40 milligrams, TID.

119
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The sister?

120
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Oh, didn't I mention?
Patient's a nun. Sister Augustine.

121
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I hate nuns.

122
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Who doesn't?

123
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Sister  Augustine?

124
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We weren't watching.
We were trying to see if this is the bed control.

125
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Oh, um, this one's the bed control.
And that's the TV control.

126
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I'm Dr. Cameron.
This is Dr. Chase and Dr. Forman.

127
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I haven't seen television in over 20 years.

128
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Do you consider it the work of the Devil,
or do you just not get cable where you live?

129
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How are you feeling, Sister?

130
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I seem to be a little better.
They gave me some medication.

131
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Prednisone. It's a steroid to help
with the inflammation.

132
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Has Dr. House figured out what I have?
Will I be okay?

133
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We're not sure what's wrong yet.

134
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You'll have a chest CT scan this afternoon
that'll help the diagnosis.

135
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Dr. House was giving her medication,
and he doesn't know what she has yet?

136
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Trust, Sister Pious.
It all happens for a reason.

137
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He doesn't know what he's doing.

138
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The only problem that woman has
is that House grabbed the wrong syringe.

139
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You don't trust him?

140
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I don't trust a man who won't
admit he might be wrong.

141
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I notice you weren't so quick to tell her she's got
Churg Strauss and only has a couple of years to live.

142
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I don't tell patients bad news
unless it's conclusive.

143
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Because you know he might be wrong.

144
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,774
About Churg Strauss, not about what happened in the clinic.

145
00:09:09,787 --> 00:09:12,127
What about you, Chase?
You think he's infallible too?

146
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All I know is, if House didn't make a mistake,
and Sister Augustine has Churg Strauss,

147
00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:19,408
he'll be self-satisfied, and our lives
will be good for a few weeks.

148
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If House did make a mistake, he'll be upset
and our lives will be miserable for months.

149
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There is that.

150
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If Cuddy thinks I made a mistake, the least
she could do is suspend me from clinic duty.

151
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She doesn't confuse making a mistake
with being incompetent.

152
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Oh, here we go.
Lesson time.

153
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I recognize that confidence
is not my short suit.

154
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I also recognize that I am human
and capable of error.

155
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So you might've screwed this up?

156
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No.

157
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So it's merely a theoretical
capacity for error.

158
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Good point.

159
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Maybe there isn't one.
Maybe that's my error.

160
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You know, most people who think as much of
themselves as you do like to talk about themselves.

161
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Most people don't like to listen.

162
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So what's wrong with you?

163
00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:09,402
Lemme guess.

164
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Inflammatory bowel.

165
00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,841
Wow, yeah. Is it that bad?

166
00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:14,923
Yes.

167
00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:17,706
It's also written on your chart.

168
00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:20,810
Bloody diarrhea, gas, pain.

169
00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:22,903
Took sulfasalazine, but it didn't work.

170
00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:29,384
Next tried steroid enemas, oral corticosteroids,
5ASA, 6-mercaptopuine.

171
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,442
- I'm impressed.
- By my medical history?

172
00:10:31,574 --> 00:10:33,667
By how well your last doctor charted.

173
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It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour,
but when the kids sit on my lap, it's...

174
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The store sent me home.
They're gonna fire me.

175
00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:43,679
Can't you put me back on 5ASA?
Maybe it'll work this time.

176
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Not likely. I'm giving you a prescription.

177
00:10:46,191 --> 00:10:49,749
It's cheap, which is good,
'cause your insurance company won't pay for it.

178
00:10:57,861 --> 00:11:01,165
- Cogaritis?
- Cigarettes.

179
00:11:01,653 --> 00:11:03,746
One twice a day.
No more, no less.

180
00:11:03,811 --> 00:11:08,799
Studies have shown that cigarette smoking is one of the most
effective ways to control inflammatory bowel.

181
00:11:09,205 --> 00:11:12,205
Plus it's been well-established
that you'll look 30% cooler.

182
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,519
- Are you kidding me?
- About the looking cooler? Yeah.

183
00:11:15,589 --> 00:11:18,414
- The rest is true.
- Isn't it addictive and dangerous?

184
00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,935
Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe
are addictive and dangerous

185
00:11:22,075 --> 00:11:24,691
The only difference with this one
is it's completely legal.

186
00:11:26,884 --> 00:11:28,000
Merry Christmas.

187
00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:31,070
I was talking to the nurse.

188
00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:33,058
Arsenio. Do you know him?

189
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:36,466
- Not really.
- He can take pictures with his phone.

190
00:11:36,849 --> 00:11:37,791
Cool.

191
00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:40,435
That woman from the lab
was interesting too.

192
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,365
She studied astrophysics
before becoming a nurse.

193
00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:45,388
You know this stuff better than I do.

194
00:11:45,485 --> 00:11:47,265
Well, I love to hear all about people.

195
00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,869
You live in a monastery.

196
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,695
It's where I serve our Lord and the world best.

197
00:11:51,765 --> 00:11:53,299
Our Lord, maybe.

198
00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:57,583
The rest of the world, on the other hand,
would probably get more out of feeding the homeless or...

199
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,734
Healing the sick?

200
00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:01,908
- As an example, yeah.
- Did you always want to be a doctor?

201
00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:03,704
Always.

202
00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,030
You always want to be a nun

203
00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:07,053
My parents died when I was six.

204
00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:10,332
I was raised in a foster home run by the Church.

205
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:14,448
When I was 18, I went to the monastery,
where they let me take my vows.

206
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,520
I've known no other life,
and I haven't wanted to.

207
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:21,454
Okay, Sister, we need you
to lie as still as possible.

208
00:12:21,594 --> 00:12:23,478
If you get scared, just let us know.

209
00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:26,094
As Jonah said from inside the whale,

210
00:12:26,261 --> 00:12:30,168
"When I lost all hope, I turned my thoughts to the Lord."

211
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,679
She's got God on her side.

212
00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:33,865
I don't believe it God.

213
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,880
You're not even a little agnostic?

214
00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:37,834
Is it supposed to smell funny?

215
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,349
Someone ralphed in there this morning.
We cleaned it up, but...

216
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:45,047
It's normal, Sister.
I-it's just a few more minutes.

217
00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:51,109
I believe in a higher order, that can control what happens,
but not one anthropomorphic entity called "God"

218
00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:53,446
that's concerned with the
everyday workings of you and me.

219
00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:56,544
What else is there to control
but the everyday workings of you and me?

220
00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,637
It's always about you, Foreman.

221
00:12:58,706 --> 00:13:02,020
What are you talking about? The trees, the fish?
Should they be the ones that think it's all about them?

222
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,358
What about you, Chase?
You believe in God?

223
00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:09,652
I believe Sister Augustine
has no vascular pathology.

224
00:13:09,714 --> 00:13:12,400
- Which means no Churg Strauss.
- Which means House made a mistake.

225
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,632
No, not necessarily.
It could be something else.

226
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,481
Thyrotoxicosis, or carcinoid...

227
00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:20,904
You don't believe in God, but you're willing
to put complete faith in one man?

228
00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,206
Please...the smell.

229
00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,636
Let's get her out of there.

230
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,675
I'm coming, Sister.

231
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,454
Oh, the smell.

232
00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:31,885
I'm gonna be sick, sick.

233
00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,803
- There's no smell.
- Oh--oh, God!

234
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,261
Oh, it's Jesus. It's Jesus.

235
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,458
He's coming for me!

236
00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:43,346
He's burning me with his touch!

237
00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:44,846
Let's get her on some Ativan.

238
00:13:44,881 --> 00:13:45,439
Please!

239
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:49,102
Smells, religious visions,
symptomatic type of lobe swelling.

240
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,105
We don't... we don't want her to...

241
00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:52,059
She's seizing.

242
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,210
Jaw block.

243
00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:54,605
Help me get her on her side.

244
00:13:56,935 --> 00:13:58,574
- Religious visions?
- Yeah.

245
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,632
And next comes...

246
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:09,746
Patient tested positive for herpetic encephalitis.

247
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:12,474
- So what's that tell us?
- Her immune systemis severely compromised.

248
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,571
Oh, I know. Prednisone
compromises the immune system.

249
00:14:15,676 --> 00:14:18,082
Isn't that the medicinethat you gave her
for that thing she doesn't have?

250
00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:20,831
Yeah, the... hey.

251
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,168
I'm thinking that's a trick question.

252
00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:27,528
Her immune system is severely compromised.
Two doses of Prednisone wouldn't do that.

253
00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:29,927
Are you hanging your diagnosis on an adverb?

254
00:14:30,032 --> 00:14:34,008
In 10 seconds, I'm going to announce
that I gave her the wrong dose in the clinic.

255
00:14:34,036 --> 00:14:36,582
- You're gonna admit negligence?
- Unless you leave the room.

256
00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:38,605
If you stay, you'll have to testify.

257
00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:44,710
Five... four... three... two...

258
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:50,807
So there I was in the clinic, drunk. I open the drawer,
close my eyes,  take the first syringe I can find...

259
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:56,660
So, what are the options
for compromised immune system?

260
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,579
Mixed connective tissue disease.

261
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,152
It'd explain why she was feeling
better on the Prednisone.

262
00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:04,500
Sure she was feeling better right
up to the moment when it almost killed her.

263
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,047
On the other hand,
it explains the symptoms.

264
00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:10,702
Swollen hands, pulmonary problems,
cardiac problems, it all fits.

265
00:15:10,772 --> 00:15:12,865
- Except her ANA was normal.
- So redraw the blood.

266
00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:15,125
But the treatment is corticosteroids, Prednisone.

267
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,218
And we can't go there because of the encephalitis.

268
00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:21,125
Well, treat it with something that modulates
the immune system, but doesn't suppress it.

269
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,966
Hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

270
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:26,489
There's  no protocol for putting a patient
in a high-pressure oxygen room...

271
00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:31,366
- ... to treat autoimmune problems.
- Oh, you people, always with the protocols.

272
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,121
Prep the nun.

273
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,180
And discontinue the Prednisone.

274
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:47,492
I am both amused and annoyed that you think
I should be less stubborn than you are.

275
00:15:48,829 --> 00:15:51,654
You are aware of the Hippocratic Oath, right?

276
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,549
The one that starts "First, do nor harm,"

277
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:59,398
and  then goes on to tell us no abortions, no seductions,
and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone?

278
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,265
Yeah, I took a read once, wasn't impressed.

279
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:05,625
Hyperbaric treatments could cause
oxygen toxicity, lung and eye damage.

280
00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:06,943
Every treatment has its dangers.

281
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:11,269
Which is why we only treat if we're convinced
the patient actually needs the treatment.

282
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,815
I'm convinced. You're not.

283
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,397
The question is, what are you gonna do about it?

284
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:23,225
I have an opening Thursday at 3:00.
Do you have a fourth?

285
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:25,241
Is he any good?

286
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,695
Uh, can I call you right back? Okay.

287
00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:31,925
What's up?

288
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,389
The pressure will force the oxygen
into your system, and saturate your blood.

289
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,563
It will enhance white cell activity,
reduce the inflammation.

290
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,191
And that will help with this
mixed connective tissue disease?

291
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,974
We'll be doing about 10 treatments,
and then we'll reevaluate.

292
00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:52,916
The last treatment with Prednisone
caused the seizures, right?

293
00:16:53,187 --> 00:16:55,768
How confident is Dr. House about this?

294
00:16:56,256 --> 00:17:01,559
That you reacted so strongly to the Prednisone let us know
that you had an underlying problem with your immune system.

295
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:03,330
Then I guess it was a blessing.

296
00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:05,423
Of sorts.

297
00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:11,686
So who's your favorite reindeer, Nurse Arnold?

298
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,918
- Rudolph.
- I would have thought it was Vixen.

299
00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:16,255
- What are you implying?
- Nothing.

300
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:22,711
But I saw you at the Christmas party
with Dr. Miles and Dr. Jargons and Nurse Crandall.

301
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,699
I was just doing some Christmas dancing.

302
00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,471
This is a chapel.

303
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:28,459
A house of prayer.

304
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,389
A house of prayer. Huh.

305
00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:33,718
Well, that explainsthe good reception.

306
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,648
Also why nobody's ever here.

307
00:17:38,838 --> 00:17:40,687
I need to talk with you, Dr. House.

308
00:17:41,071 --> 00:17:43,827
Sister Augustine believes
in things that aren't real.

309
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,873
I thought that was a job
requirement for you people.

310
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:50,133
She's been known to lie.

311
00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,831
To get sympathy. She's a hypochondriac.

312
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:58,602
So you're warning me that I may be treating
a non-existent ailment.

313
00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:01,079
Sore throats, joint pains.

314
00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:02,649
There's always something wrong.

315
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,140
And there's never a reason for it.

316
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,233
Mother Superior plays right into it.

317
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,094
Lets Augustine off work duties.

318
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:12,330
Treating her as...fragile. Special.

319
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,900
That must make you angry.

320
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,516
It bothers me.

321
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:19,334
It's not really in Augustine's best interest.

322
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:24,916
Want some?

323
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,220
I shouldn't.

324
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:38,017
I guess you gotta be good at reading people
to be a good infirmarian, huh?

325
00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:43,729
So we got pride, anger, envy, gluttony.

326
00:18:44,462 --> 00:18:47,392
That four out of seven deadly sins
in under two minutes.

327
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:51,152
Do you people keep records of these things?
Is there a Cath-lympics?

328
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:55,896
- They say you have a gift.
- They like to talk.

329
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:57,703
You hide behind your intelligence.

330
00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,028
Yeah,  that's pretty stupid.

331
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:01,889
And you make jokes because you're afraid
to take anything seriously.

332
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,056
Because if you take things seriously, they matter.

333
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,846
- And if they matter...
- Then when things go wrong, I get hurt.

334
00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:10,672
- I'm not tough, I'm vulnerable.
- I barely know you.

335
00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:14,153
And I don't know if I'm right.
I just hope I am.

336
00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,455
Because the alternative is,

337
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,595
you really are as miserable as you seem to be.

338
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,307
You know, from the way you're looking at me right now,

339
00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,497
I'd say you just hit number five.

340
00:19:28,823 --> 00:19:29,904
Lust.

341
00:19:42,936 --> 00:19:46,529
Dr. Brown, I love you too.

342
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:55,901
How you feeling?

343
00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,320
- A little weak.
- That's from the oxygen.

344
00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:00,815
My mouth is dry.

345
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:04,164
Okay, well, uh,
I'll get you some of your tea.

346
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,869
Mixed connective tissue disease?
Her ANA is barely elevated.

347
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:13,392
Well, thanks for checking upon her.
Good to know you got my back.

348
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:17,195
O2 sats down to 83.
Pulmonary problems, breathing problems...

349
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,079
Irritation from the oxygen is typical.

350
00:20:19,106 --> 00:20:22,106
She comes in with a rash,
and you put herinto cardiac arrest.

351
00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:24,269
That well just never runs dry, does it?

352
00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:27,897
If there was no underlying problem,
why is she still having the rapid heart rate?

353
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,098
Maybe from the herpetic encephalitis
caused by you giving her Prednisone.

354
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,807
Her reaction is a symptom, not an error.

355
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:35,214
- There's always an explanation, isn't there?
- Yes, there is,

356
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,637
and if this one doesn't work, we'll find another.

357
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:38,171
But never one involving you screwing up.

358
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,055
One that fits all the facts.

359
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,439
Look, we obviously have a difference
of opinion, and that's fine.

360
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:47,757
I used up all the time I budgeted today
for banging my head against a wall.

361
00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:50,505
I am gonna do you the biggest favor
one doctor can do for another.

362
00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:53,226
I am gonna stop you
from killing your patient.

363
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:54,831
You're off the case.

364
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,181
We're gonna treat the symptoms.

365
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:18,798
- Not the underlying condition?
- There is no underlying condition.

366
00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:19,782
What's her status?

367
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:21,670
The sister's breathing is labored.

368
00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:26,442
Pneumonitis from the hyperbaric chamber.
Put her on 40% oxygen until her O2 sats increase.

369
00:21:26,476 --> 00:21:30,217
BUN and creatinine's rising.
ALT and AST twice the normal range.

370
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,128
Could be from the hypotensive episode.

371
00:21:32,262 --> 00:21:33,981
Let's follow them with labs.

372
00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:37,352
She still has the rash and 
joint pain she came in with.

373
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,330
Order a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory.

374
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:42,161
When we were looking at the differential diagnosis
with Dr. House, we were considering...

375
00:21:42,195 --> 00:21:44,319
I don't need to hear
what Dr. House was considering.

376
00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:48,049
All of this woman's symptoms can be traced
to Dr. House's considerations.

377
00:21:50,746 --> 00:21:51,757
Okay.

378
00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:55,117
Let's just get this patient healthy.

379
00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:57,645
I want her going out the front door
and not the back.

380
00:21:59,656 --> 00:22:01,949
Hey, it's not like I betrayed him.

381
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:04,409
Cuddy would've found out
about the hyperbaric treatments eventually.

382
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:06,331
You did what you felt you had to.

383
00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:24,675
Can't get enough of this place, huh?

384
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,148
I came for my stethoscope.

385
00:22:29,317 --> 00:22:34,137
So I shouldn't read too much into the fact that you were looking for it
in the drawer with the epinephrine syringes in it?

386
00:22:36,195 --> 00:22:39,532
Okay. Yeah.
I'd like to cure my reputation.

387
00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:42,566
Oh, right, I forgot how much 
you care about what people think.

388
00:22:42,936 --> 00:22:45,094
Prescribing cigarettes
for inflammatory bowel?

389
00:22:46,342 --> 00:22:47,926
They cause lung cancer, you know.

390
00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:50,657
You know why they have 
ribbons for breast cancer,

391
00:22:50,781 --> 00:22:54,050
colorectal cancer, prostate cancer,
and not for lung cancer

392
00:22:54,556 --> 00:22:56,646
They...ran out of colors?

393
00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:59,163
It's because people blame
lung cancer patients.

394
00:22:59,331 --> 00:23:03,410
They smoke, they screwed up, they deserve to die.
The reason people die from lung cancer is guilt.

395
00:23:05,523 --> 00:23:08,489
Well, guilt does a lot of damage.

396
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,152
You said that with great significance.

397
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,275
You're not here to find your stethoscope.

398
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,724
You're not here to clear your reputation.

399
00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:18,589
You're here because you're having doubts.

400
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:19,758
You might've screwed off.

401
00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:22,691
I'm here because if I'm right,
Cuddy is killing that patient.

402
00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:23,432
Okay.

403
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,017
But if you're wrong?

404
00:23:27,803 --> 00:23:29,590
- Then she's saving her. 
- Fine.

405
00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:34,208
You're gonna have to go through every record of every patient
who's been through this clinic in the last two days.

406
00:23:34,365 --> 00:23:37,129
And you're gonna have to hope
that those records can be trusted.

407
00:23:37,534 --> 00:23:39,927
Which, by the way, yours can't.

408
00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:53,688
These pills'll help your kidneys
function a little better, Sister.

409
00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:01,995
Get your wrist.

410
00:24:05,255 --> 00:24:06,266
What's it at?

411
00:24:07,108 --> 00:24:08,322
104.

412
00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:10,243
Is that good?

413
00:24:11,423 --> 00:24:12,097
It's fine.

414
00:24:13,614 --> 00:24:15,805
You're a lousy liar, Dr. Chase.

415
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,887
I have to get this.
Excuse me.

416
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,674
My mother's been dead for ten years.

417
00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:34,051
But she's always with you in spirit.

418
00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:36,433
- What do you know about the nun?
- Which one?

419
00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,366
The cute one.
I think she likes me.

420
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,793
The sick one, obviously.

421
00:24:41,984 --> 00:24:45,388
Her parents died when she was a child.
And she's been with the Church ever since.

422
00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:47,310
- What's she lying about?
- Why do you say that?

423
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:48,681
I always say that.

424
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:52,153
And the old nun thinks 
the sick nun is a big, fat nun liar.

425
00:24:52,254 --> 00:24:54,445
- You know nuns. What do you think?
- I don't know nuns.

426
00:24:54,546 --> 00:24:55,962
You hate nuns.

427
00:24:56,086 --> 00:24:57,737
You can't hate someone if you don't know them.

428
00:24:58,142 --> 00:25:00,299
Know any Nazis?
Maybe I hate them on principle.

429
00:25:01,243 --> 00:25:04,647
I have a theory about what makes good boys good.

430
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,030
It's not because of some moral imperative.

431
00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:09,827
Good boys have the fear of God put into them.

432
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,950
Catholic Church specializes
in that kind of training.

433
00:25:13,624 --> 00:25:16,422
To make good boys afraid 
of divine retribution.

434
00:25:16,489 --> 00:25:18,445
So they'll do what their daddies tell 'em.

435
00:25:18,771 --> 00:25:22,546
Like, for example, going into medical school
when it's the last thing they want to do.

436
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:24,265
What do you think?

437
00:25:26,243 --> 00:25:28,670
I think if she did have a secret,
her boss would know.

438
00:25:35,194 --> 00:25:37,553
Did you paint or put in
new carpets recently?

439
00:25:37,587 --> 00:25:38,295
No.

440
00:25:38,396 --> 00:25:40,284
Any way she could've got access to drugs?

441
00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:44,801
Well, we lock all our medications in the infirmary,
and we don't keep prescription drugs here.

442
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:48,389
Why haven't you asked Sister Augustine
about these things directly?

443
00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:54,693
I found that when you want to know the truth about someone,
that someone is probably the last person you should ask.

444
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:57,949
And have you been speaking to Sister Eucharist?

445
00:25:58,387 --> 00:26:00,848
She ratted out her fellow sister pretty quickly.

446
00:26:01,151 --> 00:26:03,916
If I were you, I'd have her repeat a year of nun school.

447
00:26:04,387 --> 00:26:06,680
Becoming a nun doesn't make you a saint.

448
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,647
Becoming a doctor doesn't make you a healer.

449
00:26:09,355 --> 00:26:14,883
And just because we live in a monastery and we spend most of 
our time in prayer doesn't mean we don't find time for drama.

450
00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:17,917
So what is the sick one's drama?

451
00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:21,783
Sister Augustine lived in Catholic foster care...

452
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:23,400
... until she came to us.

453
00:26:25,323 --> 00:26:26,165
Tea?

454
00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:27,345
Sure.

455
00:26:30,851 --> 00:26:32,368
Do all of you lie?

456
00:26:33,109 --> 00:26:34,356
It's a good strategy.

457
00:26:34,435 --> 00:26:36,255
It's simpler when you tell the same lie.

458
00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:39,289
But she does not spend her entire life as a good Catholic.

459
00:26:39,412 --> 00:26:42,884
When she had a cardiac arrest,
I had to open her blouse to do CPR.

460
00:26:42,952 --> 00:26:44,401
And I learned two things.

461
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,289
Nuns can have nice breasts.

462
00:26:46,446 --> 00:26:48,536
And she has a tattoo on her shoulder.

463
00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:50,019
Of a skunk.

464
00:26:51,806 --> 00:26:54,267
Now, maybe this was 
the sacred skunk of Joseph,

465
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,008
but as far as I know,

466
00:26:56,447 --> 00:27:00,896
Catholic foster care and monasteries
do not keep tattoo parlors in their refectories.

467
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,379
We consider that our life begins...

468
00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:05,975
... when we put on our habits
and take our vows.

469
00:27:07,896 --> 00:27:09,278
What happens before then...

470
00:27:09,334 --> 00:27:12,165
It's irrelevant to you.
But it's relevant to me.

471
00:27:15,929 --> 00:27:19,469
Sister Augustine went into foster care
when she was six years old.

472
00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:21,592
But she left when she was 12.

473
00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:24,885
She lived on the streets,
she got into drugs.

474
00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:28,525
When she was 15,
she became pregnant.

475
00:27:28,761 --> 00:27:30,143
Tried to self-abort.

476
00:27:30,806 --> 00:27:33,334
She lost the child,
she became ill.

477
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,424
We took her in when she came back.

478
00:27:35,829 --> 00:27:39,301
If we had thought that it was medically 
relevant, we would have told you.

479
00:27:41,818 --> 00:27:43,233
It's not.

480
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,928
This tea is delicious.

481
00:27:55,144 --> 00:27:56,256
Local herbs?

482
00:27:57,503 --> 00:27:58,818
Any change with the medication?

483
00:27:58,874 --> 00:28:02,043
Yeah, she's getting worse.
Lung functions deteriorating,

484
00:28:02,077 --> 00:28:03,964
BUN and creatinine continuing to rise.

485
00:28:04,032 --> 00:28:06,122
She's starting to run a fever,
and the rash is spreading.

486
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,806
- At this rate,she's not gonna make Christmas.
- Maybe House was right.

487
00:28:08,941 --> 00:28:11,031
Maybe there is an underlying condition
that explains the symptoms.

488
00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:12,581
Something we haven't considered.

489
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,222
Like what?

490
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:15,143
It could be a metabolic disorder.

491
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,750
- Specifically?
- Might be genetic.

492
00:28:16,784 --> 00:28:18,200
Specifically?

493
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,424
- I'm just saying that...
- You're just saying you think House is right.

494
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,897
Might be right.

495
00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:24,458
Of course he might be right.
It might be the hand of God at work.

496
00:28:24,526 --> 00:28:27,357
Don't say it's something else
unless you've got something concrete to offer.

497
00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:32,494
What's this? Hemlock?

498
00:28:32,595 --> 00:28:35,831
I'm gonna do you the biggest favor
one doctor can do another.

499
00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:38,291
I'm gonna stop you from killing your patient.

500
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,921
It's figwort tea.

501
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,447
Great for that little pick-me-up
we're all looking for in the morning.

502
00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:46,706
Opens the lungs, increases the blood pressure,
stimulates the heart.

503
00:28:46,841 --> 00:28:51,729
Unfortunately, if you then get injected
with even point-one cc of epinephrine,

504
00:28:52,055 --> 00:28:53,909
instant cardiac arrest.

505
00:28:54,448 --> 00:28:56,032
Still, what the hell, it tastes great.

506
00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:59,639
- Sister Augustine...
- ...has been drinking it religiously, so to speak.

507
00:29:00,853 --> 00:29:02,842
And if you take the cardiac arrest
out of the equation...

508
00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:06,887
all the rest of the symptoms can be explained
by a severe long-term allergic reaction.

509
00:29:06,988 --> 00:29:09,246
Well, that's what Cameron 
said in the beginning.

510
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,797
Yes. She did.

511
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:13,189
Well done.

512
00:29:13,897 --> 00:29:17,841
But your unwillingness to stick 
by your diagnosis almost killed this woman.

513
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:21,110
Take a lesson from Foreman 
and stand up for what you believe.

514
00:29:22,404 --> 00:29:25,438
Okay. Let's go figure out
how to save a nun.

515
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:28,775
Damned if you do,
damned if you don't.

516
00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:37,066
'Cause it's been untreated for so long, it's gone from a simple watery eyes, 
scratchy throat allergy to a whopping I'm-gonna-kick-your-ass allergy.

517
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:41,134
Compromising her immune system, diminishing 
her ability to heal, and breaking down her organ systems.

518
00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:42,920
So what's the source?

519
00:29:43,257 --> 00:29:44,235
The dish soap.

520
00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:47,864
No, symptoms persisted days 
after the dish washing episode.

521
00:29:47,898 --> 00:29:50,898
It's gotta be something she's been exposed to
here in the hospital, as well as the monastery.

522
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:55,033
- Well, what about the tea? It caused her arrhythmia.
- Aah, could be, but it's not definitive.

523
00:29:55,134 --> 00:29:57,965
- We'll skin test for allergies.
- Not yet, she's too reactive.

524
00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:00,280
She'll test positiveto everything.
We need to stabilize her,

525
00:30:00,348 --> 00:30:03,247
isolate her from all possible allergens
and give her system a rest.

526
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,359
Get her in the clean room.

527
00:30:04,448 --> 00:30:07,853
Okay, then we'll gradually introduce 
allergens to see how she responds.

528
00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:10,077
When she reacts to something,
we'll know that's what's killing her.

529
00:30:12,156 --> 00:30:14,718
There you go. 
No television, no books.

530
00:30:14,886 --> 00:30:15,999
Not even my Bible?

531
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,302
I'm afraid not. This room has 
filtered air, filtered water.

532
00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:20,954
You even have silk sheets.

533
00:30:21,078 --> 00:30:23,235
Very decadent and hypoallergenic.

534
00:30:23,673 --> 00:30:25,156
You should be feeling better her

535
00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:31,956
We'll be back to check on you in a little while.

536
00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:35,900
Can the other sisters come in
and pray with me?

537
00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:39,494
It'd be better if you don't have any visitors.

538
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:44,438
Once we isolate what's causing your allergy,
then we can be a little more relax.

539
00:30:55,617 --> 00:30:57,134
I-I can pray with you.

540
00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,729
I don't want to die.

541
00:31:01,116 --> 00:31:03,273
Why has He left me?

542
00:31:13,425 --> 00:31:14,942
I was in seminary school.

543
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,729
They asked us once 
what our favorite passage was.

544
00:31:19,998 --> 00:31:22,931
I chose First Peter 1:7.

545
00:31:25,124 --> 00:31:29,270
"These trials only test your faith
"to see whether or notit is strong and pure.

546
00:31:29,674 --> 00:31:31,393
"Your faith is being tested.

547
00:31:32,135 --> 00:31:34,292
"As fire tests gold and purifies it.

548
00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:37,450
"And your faith is far more precious 
"to the Lord than mere gold.

549
00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:41,798
"So if your faith remains strong
"after being tested,it will bring you

550
00:31:41,922 --> 00:31:45,023
"much praise and glory and honor

551
00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,023
"on the day of His return."

552
00:31:49,197 --> 00:31:50,478
He hasn't left you.

553
00:31:54,152 --> 00:31:57,658
The only thing in the way of you 
knowing He's there is your fear.

554
00:31:57,827 --> 00:32:00,726
You have a choice.
Faith or fear.

555
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,191
That's the test.

556
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,618
Choosing faith doesn't mean I won't die.

557
00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:08,180
But it will affect how you will experience your death.

558
00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:10,640
And therefore your life.

559
00:32:10,775 --> 00:32:11,719
It's up to you.

560
00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:14,944
Why did you leave seminary school?

561
00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:18,011
That test...

562
00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:20,798
...you passed,

563
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:22,484
I didn't.

564
00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:25,517
We'll call you if anything changes.

565
00:32:25,574 --> 00:32:27,091
Will she be all right?

566
00:32:27,192 --> 00:32:31,136
As long as she's not exposed to anything
that can aggravate her allergy, she'll be fine.

567
00:32:32,439 --> 00:32:33,686
Need some help in here.

568
00:32:40,046 --> 00:32:42,304
Screw the procedure.
She's in anaphylactic shock.

569
00:32:42,372 --> 00:32:44,394
No way, she's in the damn clean room!
Are you kidding me?

570
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:45,338
Get in here!

571
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,315
Point-one cc of epi.

572
00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:51,159
We've got to intubate.

573
00:32:51,192 --> 00:32:52,878
I got it. Get the ambu bag.

574
00:33:06,181 --> 00:33:07,058
I'm in.

575
00:33:20,377 --> 00:33:21,624
Breathing stabilized.

576
00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,508
It's a clean room.

577
00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:37,110
How do you get an allergic reaction in a clean room?

578
00:33:37,998 --> 00:33:41,133
- Maybe it was the preservatives in the IV.
- Checked that.

579
00:33:42,058 --> 00:33:44,755
- Latex tubing?
- Checked that. Checked everything.

580
00:33:45,586 --> 00:33:49,463
Well, it could bemast cell leukemia.
It can cause anaphylaxis.

581
00:33:49,598 --> 00:33:50,845
We checked the blood levels.

582
00:33:50,901 --> 00:33:55,351
And it's not eosinophilia odiopathic anaphylaxis.

583
00:33:55,755 --> 00:33:57,946
Maybe it's just divine will.

584
00:33:59,261 --> 00:34:01,418
It's not my will.

585
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,249
You do realize, if you're wrong...

586
00:34:08,305 --> 00:34:09,990
about the big picture, that is...

587
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:11,440
you're going to burn, right?

588
00:34:11,642 --> 00:34:14,069
What do you want me to do?
Just accept it, pack it in?

589
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:17,901
Yeah, I want you to accept
that sometimes patients die against all reason.

590
00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:21,743
- And sometimes they get better against all reason.
- No, they don't. We just don't know the reason.

591
00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:24,261
I think the nuns would agree with you on that.

592
00:34:34,004 --> 00:34:37,071
I just wanted to say that I know 
you did everything you could.

593
00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:40,206
I don't need verification from you
to know that I'm doing my job well.

594
00:34:40,519 --> 00:34:41,969
That's your problem, not mine.

595
00:34:42,137 --> 00:34:43,486
I was just being nice.

596
00:34:43,553 --> 00:34:45,845
Yeah, well, you don't need
to always do that.

597
00:34:48,723 --> 00:34:49,937
Merry Christmas.

598
00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:03,616
Sister Augustine's been extubated.

599
00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:06,414
Good.

600
00:35:06,632 --> 00:35:09,261
She's requested to check out
against medical advice.

601
00:35:09,429 --> 00:35:11,081
She wants to go back to the monastery.

602
00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,137
Well, talk her out of it.

603
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,328
I think I may have talked her into it.

604
00:35:33,657 --> 00:35:35,679
Room's paid up for the rest of the week.

605
00:35:37,297 --> 00:35:38,848
Might as well stick around.

606
00:35:39,421 --> 00:35:43,061
This illness is a test of my faith.

607
00:35:43,723 --> 00:35:45,880
If it's His will to take me,

608
00:35:46,217 --> 00:35:48,037
it doesn't matter where I am.

609
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:49,723
I can accept that.

610
00:35:50,756 --> 00:35:53,386
Does anybody believe anything you say?

611
00:35:55,206 --> 00:35:56,689
You're not accepting.

612
00:35:58,666 --> 00:36:00,149
You're running away.

613
00:36:00,317 --> 00:36:02,037
Just like you always do.

614
00:36:03,014 --> 00:36:05,778
You ran away from the monastery to get laid.

615
00:36:06,778 --> 00:36:10,453
You ran away from the real world
when getting laid didn't work out so good.

616
00:36:10,924 --> 00:36:13,958
Now things aren't working 
out again, so off you go.

617
00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:17,486
Why is it so difficult for you to believe in God?

618
00:36:18,756 --> 00:36:22,498
What I have difficulty with
is the whole concept of belief.

619
00:36:23,037 --> 00:36:25,532
Faith isn't based on logic and experience.

620
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,734
I experience God on a daily basis.

621
00:36:29,696 --> 00:36:32,123
And the miracle of life all around.

622
00:36:32,595 --> 00:36:34,280
The miracle of birth.

623
00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:36,842
The miracle of love.

624
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:39,303
He is always with me.

625
00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:43,779
Where is the miracle in delivering 
a crack-addicted baby?

626
00:36:46,195 --> 00:36:49,836
And watching her mother abandon her
'cause she needs another score.

627
00:36:50,366 --> 00:36:51,478
Miracle of love.

628
00:36:52,523 --> 00:36:57,714
You are over twice as likely to be killed
by the person you love than by a stranger.

629
00:36:58,557 --> 00:37:00,815
Are you trying to talk me out of my faith?

630
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:05,284
You can have all the faith you want
in spirits and the afterlife.

631
00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:06,925
And heaven and hell.

632
00:37:08,139 --> 00:37:10,903
But when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot.

633
00:37:12,004 --> 00:37:15,442
'Cause you can tell me that you put your faith
in God to get you through the day.

634
00:37:15,611 --> 00:37:18,644
But when it comes time to cross the road,
I know you look both ways.

635
00:37:18,735 --> 00:37:23,117
I don't believe He is inside me
and is going to save me.

636
00:37:23,487 --> 00:37:28,308
I believe He is inside me
whether I live or die.

637
00:37:28,364 --> 00:37:30,083
Then you might as well live.

638
00:37:32,274 --> 00:37:34,701
You got a better shot betting on me than on Him.

639
00:37:36,443 --> 00:37:38,061
When I was 15,

640
00:37:38,836 --> 00:37:42,241
I was on every kind of birth 
control known to man.

641
00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:45,432
And I still got pregnant.

642
00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:48,668
I blamed God.

643
00:37:49,095 --> 00:37:51,893
I hated Him for ruining my life.

644
00:37:51,994 --> 00:37:54,016
But then I realized something.

645
00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:59,364
You can't be angry with God
and not believe in Him at the same time.

646
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,049
No one can.

647
00:38:01,555 --> 00:38:03,544
Not even you, Dr. House.

648
00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:09,863
How'd it go?

649
00:38:10,234 --> 00:38:12,694
She has God inside her.

650
00:38:12,892 --> 00:38:15,016
Would've been easier to deal with a tumor.

651
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,847
Maybe she's allergic to God.

652
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:27,574
We've looked everywhere for an allergen
that could be causing this reaction except one place.

653
00:38:27,634 --> 00:38:28,612
Inside her.

654
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,904
On her medical history,
she didn't mention any surgery.

655
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,803
She had one.

656
00:38:31,871 --> 00:38:34,972
- Can we get her records? What hospital was it at?
- She didn't have it at a hospital.

657
00:38:35,612 --> 00:38:37,062
Order a full body scan.

658
00:38:37,129 --> 00:38:38,612
What if she refuses?

659
00:38:38,747 --> 00:38:40,432
Tell her I'm looking for a miracle. 

660
00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:45,781
No piercings. No fillings.

661
00:38:46,455 --> 00:38:48,882
No surgical pins in the arm.

662
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,433
- No implants.
- It's clean as a whistle.

663
00:38:51,601 --> 00:38:53,118
What's House looking for?

664
00:38:55,006 --> 00:38:56,253
What is that?

665
00:38:57,185 --> 00:38:58,061
Don't know.

666
00:38:58,398 --> 00:39:01,162
Lock on it.
Get a 3-D representation.

667
00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:07,667
Oh, my God.

668
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,342
The copper cross.

669
00:39:13,511 --> 00:39:16,309
A form of birth control pulled off the market in the '80s.

670
00:39:16,612 --> 00:39:18,500
So she's allergic to copper?

671
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,309
Rare, but it happens.

672
00:39:20,376 --> 00:39:22,096
Didn't she knowshe had an IUD?

673
00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:23,275
She had an abortion.

674
00:39:23,433 --> 00:39:27,377
IUD must have been left in, embedded in the 
endometrial tissue where it couldn't be detected.

675
00:39:28,489 --> 00:39:31,051
So all we have to do is remove the IUD.

676
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:32,770
Then the symptoms should subside.

677
00:39:33,399 --> 00:39:35,927
I got this IUD when I was 15.

678
00:39:36,062 --> 00:39:38,253
I-it's been more than 20 years.

679
00:39:38,321 --> 00:39:40,950
Well, prolonged exposure to an allergen
with minimal symptoms.

680
00:39:41,411 --> 00:39:45,759
But at some point, all it takes is one last contact
to cause a full-blown reaction.

681
00:39:46,018 --> 00:39:49,287
It's like a balloon filled with air.
One last breath, it explodes.

682
00:39:50,197 --> 00:39:54,209
The first time I got the rash
was when I was washing the copper cookware.

683
00:39:54,197 --> 00:39:57,500
And all your subsequent symptoms
came from ingesting food prepared in it.

684
00:39:58,478 --> 00:40:00,601
Dr. House found his miracle.

685
00:40:01,309 --> 00:40:03,096
I doubt he'll interpret it that way.

686
00:40:05,478 --> 00:40:07,601
You told me your favorite passage.

687
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,725
Would you like to hear mine?

688
00:40:11,399 --> 00:40:13,759
"Celebrate and be glad,

689
00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:16,759
"because your brother was dead and is alive again."

690
00:40:16,903 --> 00:40:17,914
The prodigal son.

691
00:40:20,105 --> 00:40:22,633
He'll be waiting for you when you're ready.

692
00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:27,150
We'll schedule your surgery for tomorrow.

693
00:40:34,238 --> 00:40:36,395
The sixth circle of hell.

694
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:40,176
Confined in a sweat box with a bloody nose,
and all the tissues are soggy.

695
00:40:40,243 --> 00:40:41,861
I think that's the seventh.

696
00:40:41,895 --> 00:40:44,220
- No, the seventh is...
- God, you must be fun at parties.

697
00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,266
I think we both know the flawin that theory.

698
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:49,872
- How's the sister?
- Heart rate is normal, kidney is functioning.

699
00:40:50,176 --> 00:40:53,412
You know how it is with nuns,
you take out their IUDs, they just bounce right back.

700
00:40:53,602 --> 00:40:55,928
- Great.
- Told you I didn't screw up.

701
00:40:57,613 --> 00:40:58,388
You screwed up.

702
00:40:58,512 --> 00:41:00,838
I gave her point-one cc of epinephrine.

703
00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:03,434
Yeah, and if Cuddy hadn't taken you 
off the case, you would've killed her.

704
00:41:05,827 --> 00:41:07,479
You wanna come over for Christmas dinner?

705
00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,265
You're Jewish.

706
00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:14,378
Yeah, Hanukkah dinner. 
Wh-what do you care? It's food, it's people.

707
00:41:14,445 --> 00:41:15,389
No thanks.

708
00:41:17,265 --> 00:41:18,782
Maybe I'll come to your place.

709
00:41:19,591 --> 00:41:21,883
Your wife doesn't mind
being alone at Christmas?

710
00:41:21,951 --> 00:41:23,973
I'm a doctor, she's used to being alone.

711
00:41:26,558 --> 00:41:28,445
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Neither do I.

712
00:41:33,268 --> 00:41:34,988
You did good.
With the nun.

713
00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,111
Congratulations.

714
00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:39,268
Thank you.

715
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:41,999
Merry Christmas, Dr. House.

716
00:41:42,783 --> 00:41:43,862
Dr. Wilson.

717
00:41:45,432 --> 00:41:46,342
Good night.

718
00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:50,151
That was sweet.

