1 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,736 So... 2 00:00:13,664 --> 00:00:15,968 I had a really nice night tonight. 3 00:00:16,032 --> 00:00:17,152 Yeah, me too. 4 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:18,784 Glad you called. 5 00:00:26,656 --> 00:00:29,055 I should... probably go inside. 6 00:00:29,056 --> 00:00:31,456 Yeah, yeah. Let's go inside. 7 00:00:31,488 --> 00:00:34,144 You know what I mean. 8 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,984 Whoa. Hey. Hey. Come on. 9 00:00:46,048 --> 00:00:48,128 I said I had a nice night, so... 10 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,559 Yes. I get it. 11 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,056 - Call me tomorrow? - Okay. 12 00:00:53,696 --> 00:00:55,264 Good night, Travis. 13 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:57,856 Good night. 14 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,608 Hey! Watch it. 15 00:01:12,288 --> 00:01:13,408 Ah! 16 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:18,272 [breathes heavily, growls] 17 00:01:20,544 --> 00:01:21,280 [growls] 18 00:01:30,464 --> 00:01:31,648 [screams] 19 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:33,760 One year ago... 20 00:01:33,792 --> 00:01:35,744 vampires, werewolves, and zombies... 21 00:01:35,776 --> 00:01:38,688 descended upon California's San Fernando Valley. 22 00:01:39,296 --> 00:01:43,072 Authorities remain baffled by their origins. 23 00:01:44,544 --> 00:01:46,304 ♪ love is nasty 'cause it gets so rotten ♪ 24 00:01:46,336 --> 00:01:49,024 ♪ I think it's time to put this body in the ground ♪ 25 00:01:49,056 --> 00:01:52,768 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 26 00:01:53,728 --> 00:01:54,688 ♪ we're losing all control ♪ 27 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,576 ♪ the buildings all turn to dust ♪ 28 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,272 ♪ and I think it's getting closer ♪ 29 00:01:58,304 --> 00:01:58,944 Death Valley S01E07: "Who, What, When, Werewolf... Why?" 30 00:01:58,976 --> 00:02:01,343 Sync and corrected: www.addic7ed.com 31 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:03,552 Okay, people, looks like we have ourselves 32 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:04,864 a werewolf to apprehend. 33 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:07,360 Pierce, Stubeck, I want you guys on this. 34 00:02:07,392 --> 00:02:09,024 - Why not me and Carla? - Yeah. 35 00:02:09,056 --> 00:02:10,080 Because for the month, 36 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:12,160 Stubeck and pierce have 11 werewolves 37 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:13,792 to you and Rinaldi's 6. 38 00:02:13,824 --> 00:02:16,064 'Cause you give them the good leads, captain. 39 00:02:16,096 --> 00:02:17,376 I assign the leads randomly, 40 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:18,624 and excuses are the nails 41 00:02:18,656 --> 00:02:20,735 used to build a house of failure. 42 00:02:20,736 --> 00:02:22,112 - What? - Officer Landry, 43 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:24,576 I understand this werewolf attack happened on your block. 44 00:02:24,608 --> 00:02:26,496 Well, you're welcome to stay at my place 45 00:02:26,497 --> 00:02:28,448 until this whole thing blows over. 46 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,784 Um, I-I think I'll be okay. 47 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:32,320 And moving on... 48 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,760 I just received word 49 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,872 that the L.A. Department of Sanitation 50 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:37,856 failed to sign a new contract today, 51 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:39,776 so they are officially on strike. 52 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:41,088 Yeah, what does that mean? 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,848 What that means is that each and every one of you 54 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,503 is responsible for collecting and disposing 55 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:47,040 of your own zombie kills. 56 00:02:47,072 --> 00:02:48,544 Can we keep the zombies? 57 00:02:48,608 --> 00:02:50,336 No, we can't keep them. Of course not. 58 00:02:50,368 --> 00:02:52,000 And final piece of business, 59 00:02:52,032 --> 00:02:56,832 it is officer Carla Rinaldi's birthday today. 60 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:58,368 [mexican accent] Happy Birthday, Carla. 61 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,672 - That's my Carla. - Happy Birthday. 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,432 That's my Carla. 63 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:03,552 She's not saying what birthday, 64 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,864 but, uh, I would gather 65 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:06,880 that it's probably been a couple years 66 00:03:06,912 --> 00:03:09,408 since your quinceañera. Am I right, Rinaldi? 67 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,744 Captain, you know I'm not hispanic, right? 68 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:14,016 If I did, I sure as hell I wouldn't tell you. 69 00:03:14,048 --> 00:03:16,736 Anyway, let's throw a little extra love Carla's way. 70 00:03:16,768 --> 00:03:19,232 Let's make sure it's appropriate love. 71 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:21,727 No full-mouth kissing, no crotch mashing. 72 00:03:21,728 --> 00:03:23,743 Any of you sacks want to give Carla a hug, 73 00:03:23,744 --> 00:03:25,984 you bend at the waist like an A-frame house. 74 00:03:26,016 --> 00:03:26,656 Damn right, captain. 75 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:29,888 All right, now, let's get out there and kill something. 76 00:03:30,016 --> 00:03:31,296 Hey, remember earlier 77 00:03:31,328 --> 00:03:33,152 when I told you not to look at that S.U.V. next to us 78 00:03:33,184 --> 00:03:35,296 with the tinted windows, and then you looked anyway? 79 00:03:35,328 --> 00:03:37,408 Yeah, I thought you were pointing out some side-boob. 80 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,008 Naturally. Anyway, when the driver 81 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,704 went to flick his cigarette out the window, 82 00:03:40,736 --> 00:03:41,696 I caught a glimpse of him, 83 00:03:41,697 --> 00:03:43,168 and it was the same vamp 84 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,312 that jumped me outside the bar a couple weeks ago. 85 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,040 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 86 00:03:47,072 --> 00:03:48,480 Did you get the plates? 87 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,320 - Ah, yeah. - Mm-Hmm. 88 00:03:52,352 --> 00:03:54,368 Only question now is, Stu, 89 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,000 what are we gonna do about it? 90 00:03:56,032 --> 00:03:57,120 We don't do anything. 91 00:03:57,152 --> 00:03:58,656 Captain wants us on this werewolf case. 92 00:03:58,688 --> 00:04:00,960 We're gonna sit tight until we can talk to him later. 93 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,328 - Don't give me that look. - What? 94 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,896 That's the look you give me when you're gonna do something 95 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:06,144 that I directly asked you not to do. 96 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:08,512 Promise me you won't go after these guys alone. 97 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:10,464 All right, Stu, I promise. 98 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:11,872 Pinkie swear? 99 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,792 I pinkie swear. 100 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:15,616 I'm a dad. I take pinkie swears seriously. 101 00:04:15,648 --> 00:04:17,792 - I know you do, partner. - All right. 102 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:21,184 All right. Got it. 103 00:04:23,616 --> 00:04:24,928 Hey, captain. 104 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,544 Sorry to bother you, but can I run a license plate? 105 00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:31,680 Anyways, I just showed up at, uh, this police department. 106 00:04:31,712 --> 00:04:33,504 No, the Undead Task Force? 107 00:04:33,536 --> 00:04:35,904 Yeah, I'd give it about a "D," solid "D" minus. 108 00:04:35,936 --> 00:04:38,432 B.T. Dubs, not that I pay taxes, 109 00:04:38,464 --> 00:04:41,088 but if I did, psh, I would be pissed. 110 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,744 All right, pal. I'll see you later. 111 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:44,960 Hey. Can I help you? 112 00:04:44,992 --> 00:04:46,144 Uh, hey, yes. Please. 113 00:04:46,176 --> 00:04:47,776 I'm... I'm looking for "Kiersten"? 114 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:48,928 Kirsten. 115 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,144 Yeah, I just wanted to drop off her jacket. 116 00:04:50,176 --> 00:04:52,544 She... she left it in my car, 117 00:04:52,576 --> 00:04:54,688 uh, the other night, so I just wanted to, you know... 118 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,608 Yeah, uh... 119 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,784 she's busy. She can't come out right now. 120 00:04:58,816 --> 00:05:01,856 Okay... dad. 121 00:05:01,888 --> 00:05:03,936 - Well, gee golly. - Thanks. 122 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,536 - Pass that on to her. - I will. 123 00:05:05,568 --> 00:05:07,104 Maybe I should write a note or...? 124 00:05:07,136 --> 00:05:08,448 - Nope. - No? Maybe not? 125 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,536 Okay, well... 126 00:05:09,568 --> 00:05:10,944 Do I know you from somewhere? 127 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:13,248 Yeah, I'm... I'm the bassist for Plastic Organ. 128 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,040 - Oh. - Uh, Six Inches Soft? 129 00:05:15,072 --> 00:05:16,000 Handicapped Stalls? 130 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:17,248 Otis Gay and The Civil Rights? 131 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,464 - Nursery Crimes? - Mm-Mm. 132 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:20,544 - Cancel The Pants? - Definitely not. 133 00:05:20,576 --> 00:05:22,496 Those are just some of the bands I dabble in. 134 00:05:22,528 --> 00:05:24,414 You probably don't listen to that music anyways. 135 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:26,112 Probably don't get out of the valley often. 136 00:05:26,144 --> 00:05:27,808 No, no, I leave the valley from time to time. 137 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,504 Okay, well, thank you, uh, captain Stubeck. 138 00:05:29,536 --> 00:05:31,008 - You realize I kill things. - [laughs] 139 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:34,528 Well, you're sure as hell not a comedian, pal. 140 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,520 I'll see you later. 141 00:05:35,521 --> 00:05:37,632 Hey, that's not a door. 142 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:40,704 [clears throat] 143 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:45,152 [coughs] 144 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,432 - Hey. - Hey. 145 00:05:46,784 --> 00:05:48,896 Uh, some creepy hipster dropped this off for you. 146 00:05:48,928 --> 00:05:50,496 Travis! Is he still outside? 147 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:53,216 No, I, uh, think he had several calls to make. 148 00:05:53,248 --> 00:05:55,392 And he's not a creep. 149 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:57,120 Okay, well, I don't trust him. 150 00:05:57,152 --> 00:05:59,104 Okay. 151 00:05:59,552 --> 00:06:01,216 What's with the facial-hair thing? 152 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:04,544 I mean, he doesn't have a beard, but he's not clean-shaven. 153 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,336 Personally, I think you should pick one and go with it. 154 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:08,255 Oh, I kind of like his scruff. 155 00:06:08,256 --> 00:06:09,951 Don't worry. You'll like him. 156 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:13,472 We should all go out and see his band sometime. 157 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:15,136 All right. 158 00:06:17,824 --> 00:06:20,671 Hey, uh, kind of seemed like he had greek features. 159 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,112 Is he greek? 160 00:06:22,624 --> 00:06:24,288 Travis Flynn. 161 00:06:24,576 --> 00:06:25,728 I don't think so. 162 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,976 Yeah. 163 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,120 Travis Flynn. 164 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:33,600 Do you realize once you kill this zombie, 165 00:06:33,632 --> 00:06:35,104 we're gonna have to put her in the car, 166 00:06:35,136 --> 00:06:36,736 drive her all around town with us 167 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:38,304 until we get to the precinct, right? 168 00:06:38,336 --> 00:06:39,936 You do know that. 169 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,536 Yeah. So? 170 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,720 What are you proposing? 171 00:06:42,752 --> 00:06:45,664 I'm saying call Billy and Stubeck on this one. 172 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:46,752 Let them handle it... 173 00:06:47,136 --> 00:06:50,144 unless these idiots here are gonna tell on us, huh? 174 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,480 John-John. I'll tell on you. 175 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,552 Damn. 176 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:58,623 What? 177 00:06:58,624 --> 00:07:00,415 She'll get it. 178 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:01,856 Nice shot, girl. 179 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,328 I hate when that happens. 180 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,768 Why? She's just a zombie. 181 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,536 I'm pretty sure she didn't feel no pain. 182 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:08,192 No, I know. I just... 183 00:07:08,224 --> 00:07:11,007 hate when I miss. 184 00:07:11,008 --> 00:07:12,000 [sighs] 185 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:17,088 Are you seriously not gonna go get her? 186 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,488 She's already in the garbage can, Carla. 187 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,920 John-John, nobody's emptying the garbage cans. 188 00:07:21,952 --> 00:07:25,248 So? 189 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,448 It's my birthday. I want that. 190 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,824 - That right there? - Yes. 191 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,240 Damn. Birthdays. 192 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:35,360 [laughs] 193 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:37,856 "It's my birthday, John-John. 194 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:40,672 John-John do this. John-John do that." 195 00:07:41,216 --> 00:07:43,392 - She stinks! - Yeah, she's a zombie. 196 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:48,608 [grunts] 197 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,832 Ugh. She smells like fish and eggs. 198 00:07:53,408 --> 00:07:54,368 Open the door. 199 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,416 Oh, no, I'm not riding back there with her leaning on me. 200 00:07:56,448 --> 00:07:58,304 - Open the damn door. - All right, no, seriously, 201 00:07:58,336 --> 00:08:00,000 I get paid, like, less than an intern, 202 00:08:00,032 --> 00:08:02,112 - so I'd rather just quit. - [chuckles] 203 00:08:02,144 --> 00:08:04,224 Carla, pop the trunk. 204 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,776 [rock music] 205 00:08:27,104 --> 00:08:28,768 - I knew it. - What'd you know? 206 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:30,848 There was a problem with that guy. 207 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,608 - Looks important. - It is important. 208 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,272 You have no idea what I'm doing. 209 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,448 Uh-Uh. 210 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,399 Search "Mischa Barton upskirt." 211 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,671 No, I'm doing police business right now. 212 00:08:40,672 --> 00:08:42,144 [groans] 213 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:44,384 Oh, it burns. 214 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:47,104 - Stop it. - Burns so bad. 215 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:49,792 Fine. "Mischa... Barton... 216 00:08:49,824 --> 00:08:52,288 upskirt." 217 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,936 - Take the helm. - [groans] 218 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,920 5,000. 219 00:09:02,144 --> 00:09:03,360 Captain... 220 00:09:03,424 --> 00:09:05,088 you seen officer Landry around? 221 00:09:05,248 --> 00:09:08,320 Eh, she left with some half-beard in a camaro. 222 00:09:08,352 --> 00:09:09,824 They say where they were going? 223 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:12,064 - They did not. - Thanks, captain. 224 00:09:12,096 --> 00:09:13,248 Stubeck. 225 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,208 Yeah? 226 00:09:14,624 --> 00:09:15,872 You think those two are, um...? 227 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:17,120 I don't want to think about it. 228 00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:18,240 Neither do I. 229 00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:19,296 Entertaining impure thoughts about officer Landry 230 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,976 weakens and cheapens all of us, and I will not stand for it... 231 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,672 at least not on company time. 232 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:26,304 We understand each other? 233 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,160 I think so, captain. 234 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,984 - Very well. - Thanks. 235 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:31,840 - Stubeck! - [clears throat] 236 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,600 Captain. 237 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,872 I don't feel the same way about Rinaldi. 238 00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:36,768 Okay. 239 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,743 I feel she can handle our demons. 240 00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:41,664 - Uh... - You're a man of the world. 241 00:09:41,696 --> 00:09:43,232 I live in Sherman Oaks. 242 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:44,992 You know what I'm talking about, don't you? 243 00:09:45,024 --> 00:09:47,488 - Honestly, I have no idea. - Keep your guard up, soldier. 244 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,024 Dismissed. 245 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,000 - Dismissed? - Yes. 246 00:09:52,544 --> 00:09:53,568 Stubeck! 247 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:54,784 Yeah. 248 00:09:54,912 --> 00:09:56,768 Thank you for being there for me... 249 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,656 now and in the future. 250 00:09:58,688 --> 00:10:01,088 Dismissed. 251 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,912 I feel like you're probably just gonna... 252 00:10:03,392 --> 00:10:06,400 call my name again when I get a little ways away. 253 00:10:06,432 --> 00:10:08,192 Don't like being second-guessed. 254 00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:09,792 - Dismissed. - Really? 255 00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:11,808 - Yes. - See you on Monday. 256 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:14,400 - Stubeck. - Nope. 257 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:17,408 [siren wails] 258 00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:19,392 Oh, my god. 259 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,632 That was so good. 260 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,328 Wasn't sweet enough. 261 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,800 Are you serious? 262 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,456 Strawberry cake with maple-syrup filling 263 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,600 and powdered sugar on top? 264 00:10:29,632 --> 00:10:31,776 - Close your eyes. - What? 265 00:10:31,808 --> 00:10:33,920 Close your eyes. Trust me. 266 00:10:36,224 --> 00:10:38,464 Okay, open 'em. 267 00:10:38,496 --> 00:10:40,800 Happy Birthday, partner. 268 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:41,984 John-John. 269 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:43,168 Huh? 270 00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:48,928 Oh, my god. John-John. 271 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,912 - This is a Rolex. - Yeah. 272 00:10:50,944 --> 00:10:52,800 Where did you get this? 273 00:10:52,832 --> 00:10:54,496 Yeah, you know, I got some people. 274 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:58,368 But this is crazy expensive... 275 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,079 unless it's a knock off, which is totally cool, by the way. 276 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,904 - Is it a knockoff? - No, of course it's... 277 00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:05,184 I wouldn't do that to you. 278 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:08,672 Look at the bling bling on that thing. 279 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:10,624 You stole this, didn't you? 280 00:11:10,656 --> 00:11:11,872 Why? Because I'm black? 281 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,272 You stole this off that lady zombie in the trunk. 282 00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,864 No. Yes. 283 00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:18,496 That zombie lady, she didn't need it. 284 00:11:18,528 --> 00:11:20,992 Plus, a Rolex is a terrible thing to waste. 285 00:11:21,024 --> 00:11:23,456 You got to put this back on that zombie. 286 00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:29,888 I just wanted to get you something nice 287 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,520 for your birthday, Carla. That's all. 288 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:33,344 Well, I appreciate the gesture. 289 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:33,696 Mm-hmm. 290 00:11:33,728 --> 00:11:36,832 But you can't just take a watch off a dead person, okay? 291 00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:38,944 Come on. It's, like, the worst karma ever. 292 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,288 Okay. 293 00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:47,296 You, uh, you wanted to see me, captain? 294 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:49,408 Pierce, I ran those plates. 295 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,648 You want to tell me what that's about? 296 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,800 Honestly, I'd rather not. 297 00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:54,912 You're a good-looking man, Billy. 298 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:56,416 Some might even say pretty. 299 00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:58,976 You got golden thread for hair 300 00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:01,504 and a mouth like a cut peach. 301 00:12:02,272 --> 00:12:04,288 But I am still your captain, 302 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,272 and I asked you a question. 303 00:12:09,408 --> 00:12:11,200 I'm sorry. What was the question? 304 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:14,400 I can't remember anymore. 305 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:16,192 - License plates. - License plates. 306 00:12:16,224 --> 00:12:18,432 That's what I was asking about. 307 00:12:18,464 --> 00:12:20,639 Right. So Stubeck I.D'd the driver 308 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,392 as one of the vamps who jumped him outside the bar. 309 00:12:23,424 --> 00:12:26,528 Right? Now, I've been dying to get this piece of crap. 310 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,632 Only thing is, I promised Stu I wouldn't go at it alone. 311 00:12:29,664 --> 00:12:31,296 Now, I wouldn't be breaking that promise 312 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:33,504 If a certain someone decided to come with me, 313 00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:35,328 now, would I? 314 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,864 That's true. 315 00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:38,912 I'm talking about you, captain. 316 00:12:38,944 --> 00:12:40,672 You... you should come with me. 317 00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:42,848 - Oh, me? - Yeah. 318 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,024 Oh, great. Yeah. Why not? 319 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:46,464 Let's do this. 320 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,383 Let's kick some vamp ass. 321 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,496 - Kick some vamp ass. - All right. 322 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:57,344 [siren wails] 323 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,520 So I'm about a year out of college, right? 324 00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:01,312 Traveling through Amsterdam, right? 325 00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:03,328 That's right. And I'm coming out of this club, 326 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,800 and this intense-looking Israeli man 327 00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:05,984 with a magician's moustache 328 00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:08,608 pulls up in a black Mercedes sedan. 329 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,568 What? 330 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,816 And he asks me if I want to go 331 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,832 to a place in the red light district 332 00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:14,846 where they masturbate you with fur. 333 00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:16,288 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 334 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:17,536 Ah! Every time. 335 00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:18,592 - Damn it. - We don't care. 336 00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,992 Roger, roger. We're on it. Roger. 337 00:13:21,024 --> 00:13:22,496 Hold on. Get back to your story. 338 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,096 Mind you now, this Israeli guy 339 00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:25,342 was a black belt in karate 340 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,136 and the former keyboardist for Tears for Fears. 341 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:28,672 Everybody wants to rule the world. 342 00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,944 Ain't that the truth. [siren wails] 343 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,792 A.P.B. out on Ford exposition, West Burbank Boulevard. 344 00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:36,800 Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have told Billy about that vamp. 345 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,072 [line ringing] 346 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:40,928 Hello? 347 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,527 Billy, where are you? 348 00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:43,904 Who's this? 349 00:13:43,936 --> 00:13:45,472 It's Stubeck, you moron. 350 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,040 Ah, I'm just busting on you. 351 00:13:47,072 --> 00:13:48,576 This is Billy's voice mail. 352 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,336 I can't take your call right now, 353 00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:52,192 so leave a message at the beep. 354 00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,984 Billy, that message is not funny, 355 00:13:54,016 --> 00:13:56,192 and I know what you're doing. I heard the A.P.B. you put out. 356 00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:58,144 If you don't call me, I'm telling Dashell. 357 00:13:58,432 --> 00:14:00,576 And one of these times, I am gonna tell Dashell. 358 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,328 I'm not gonna tell Dashell. 359 00:14:06,688 --> 00:14:08,256 That's his ride right there. 360 00:14:17,536 --> 00:14:18,944 It's empty. 361 00:14:26,944 --> 00:14:28,864 - Is that him? - Yeah, that's him. 362 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,064 How the hell's he getting cell-phone coverage out here? 363 00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:33,120 Big S.O.B. 364 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:34,592 I wonder who his provider is. 365 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,864 This guy's gonna fight. We got to hit him from behind. 366 00:14:36,928 --> 00:14:39,136 Maybe I'm just not using my roaming feature right. 367 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:40,864 Maybe U.V. him or... Hey, Pierce, can we focus 368 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:43,487 on the massive vampire we got to take down, please? 369 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,376 Yeah. 370 00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:47,904 Where'd he go? Ah, crap. 371 00:14:57,184 --> 00:14:58,400 [Bleep] 372 00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:03,264 Okay. Marry Michelle Obama, 373 00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:04,735 bang Sarah Palin. 374 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:05,888 That's interesting. 375 00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,351 Aah! 376 00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:11,296 [both screaming] 377 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:15,520 Holy [bleep], dude. It's a zombie. 378 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:17,408 - Do something. - I am doing something. 379 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,232 Your gun. Your gun. Shoot that thing. 380 00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:21,024 I swear to god, I will shoot it... 381 00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:25,792 [Bleep]. 382 00:15:26,016 --> 00:15:28,032 - Oh, my god. - Golly. 383 00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:29,472 Where'd you get those vocals? 384 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:30,784 I'm sorry. I got scared. 385 00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:32,544 I thought you shot her, in the first place. 386 00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,272 - I did. - Obviously you didn't, Carla. 387 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:36,448 I shot it twice, all right? 388 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,591 - She's still moving. - I... 389 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:41,568 [crying] I definitely shot it the second time! 390 00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:49,216 Oh. 391 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,296 You didn't put the watch back on her, did you? 392 00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,416 I'm serious, the world's gonna end in 2012. 393 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,240 If you don't believe me, rent the movie. 394 00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,344 [tires squeal] 395 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,744 [coughs] 396 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,168 - [grunts] - Hey, are you okay? 397 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,120 Travis, what's wrong? 398 00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:14,208 No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 399 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,776 [coughs] What was I saying? I was... 400 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:16,768 Aah! 401 00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:18,272 Jesus. 402 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:19,872 What's going on? 403 00:16:19,904 --> 00:16:21,440 Travis, pull over! 404 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,039 Aah! 405 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,184 Oh, my god. If you're a werewolf and you didn't tell me, 406 00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:26,368 I'm gonna [bleep] kill you. 407 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,192 Jesus. 408 00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:29,632 Travi...! 409 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,048 [distant pop music] 410 00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:03,807 [roars] 411 00:17:03,808 --> 00:17:04,832 Hey! 412 00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:27,584 Billy, U.V.! 413 00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:41,408 Cuff this piece of [bleep]. 414 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,912 Get up. 415 00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:44,992 Get up, sunshine. Get up on your feet. 416 00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:46,784 And let's try this again, huh? 417 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,000 You ready? 418 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,016 [grunts] 419 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:59,487 Fry him! Fry him! 420 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:00,480 [screams] 421 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,304 [bleep] 422 00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:11,904 [bleep] 423 00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:15,200 [howls] 424 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,608 [growls] 425 00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:17,728 Oh [bleep]. 426 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,664 Travis, stop. You don't have to do this, okay? 427 00:18:21,696 --> 00:18:23,552 Just breathe. You don't know what you're doing. 428 00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:25,696 Everything's gonna be okay. 429 00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:26,784 [silenced gunshot] 430 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,312 [breathing heavily] 431 00:18:37,312 --> 00:18:39,200 Told you I didn't trust that guy. 432 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:43,488 You okay? Hit your head or anything? 433 00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:45,472 Uh, no, I'm okay. 434 00:18:48,352 --> 00:18:49,792 How did you find me? 435 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,776 Put out an A.P.B. Pretty simple, really. 436 00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:54,688 Thank you. You know what's crazy? 437 00:18:54,912 --> 00:18:57,440 He actually asked me if it was my time of the month. 438 00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:59,904 I don't want to discuss your womanly, uh... 439 00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:02,816 Well, I guess now would be a good time 440 00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:04,288 for you to lecture me 441 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,816 about the kind of guys that I date. 442 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:09,312 No, no, no, no, you're a big girl... 443 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,752 although, come on, 444 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,960 that guy didn't pass the smell test. 445 00:19:12,992 --> 00:19:15,103 He actually smelled kind of great. 446 00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:16,352 Not what I'm talking about. 447 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:19,296 I've seen the type a million times. 448 00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,952 Let me guess. No steady job... 449 00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:23,872 badmouths his parents, 450 00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:25,984 super controlling, never has money, 451 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:27,519 always wants you to pay. 452 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,512 Mm-hmm. 453 00:19:31,616 --> 00:19:34,016 I was supposed to buy him a guitar on Saturday. 454 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,800 I hate them. 455 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,448 Sync and corrections by www.addic7ed.com 456 00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,840 Hey, you know what I love about these Looxcie cameras 457 00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:29,920 - is you can check your nostrils. - Stop it. 458 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,288 Officer Rinaldi will go undercover 459 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,824 as a vamp hooker. 460 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:35,584 Whoa! 461 00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,672 I'm gonna take this gun, 462 00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:38,336 and I'm gonna shoot him in his face. 463 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,936 I need a rope. 464 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,472 It's a vamp. 465 00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:42,816 Actually, he's kind of a tool. 466 00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:47,072 - [snarls] - Whoa! 467 00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:49,568 You know, you might be developmentally challenged.