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♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪

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♪ There is just one thing I need ♪

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♪ I don't care about the presents ♪

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♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪

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♪ Make my wish come true

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♪ All I want for Christmas

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♪ Is

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♪ You... 

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♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪

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♪ There is just one thing I need ♪

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♪ Don't care about the presents ♪

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♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪

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♪ I don't need to hang my stocking ♪

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♪ There upon the fireplace

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♪ Santa Claus won't make me happy ♪

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♪ With a toy on Christmas Day

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♪ I just want you for my own

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♪ More than you could ever know ♪

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♪ Make my wish come true

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♪ Baby, all I want for Christmas ♪

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♪ Is you... 

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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ Oh... ♪
♪ All I want for Christmas ♪

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♪ Is you ♪
♪ Oh... 

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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ All I want for Christmas ♪

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♪ Is you ♪
♪ All I want for Christmas

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♪ Is you.

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Best Christmas ever.

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www.SUBTITULOS.es ==DIFUNDE LA PALABRA==

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Here's my list.

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I thought we agreed the "things
did wrong this week" list

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- was hurting more than helping.
- My Christmas list.

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I heard you were having a
little trouble figuring out

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what to get me.

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I'm freaking out. I have no idea

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what to get Rachel for Christmas.

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When in doubt, go with socks.

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- A wok is always good.
- What about soil?

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I agree with Artie about the socks.

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Or any girlfriend, for that matter.

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Who told you? Kurt?

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- No.
- Yes.

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- But I can't afford all this stuff.
- Oh, no, silly. No, no.

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I just put 15 things on the
list, and you can pick out five.

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Look, in a... in a few weeks,
I'm going to find out if I'm

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a finalist for NYADA or not, and,

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well, I just... I'd really love
to have a little Yuletide bauble

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as a good-luck charm for my audition.

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Spray tan? Teeth whitening? I mean... 

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I'm just trying to make it easier for you.

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If you'd like, you can
make a list for me also.

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Well, like the song says, "All
I want for Christmas is you."

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Aw. All I want for Christmas is you, too.

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And five things on that list.

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I love you.

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Holy crap, I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

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Wheels, Porcelain, Other Gay,

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the Yuletide is upon
us, and everyone knows

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that Cistmas is a time for forgiveness,

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so I have decided to forgive
you for having no talent

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and ruining the American songbook

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one mash-up at a time.

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I've also forgiven you for forcing me

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to run in and promptly lose

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an humiliating statewide election.

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We... accept your forgiveness?

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Now, Christmas isn't just a time

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when Jewish kids get
slightly uncomfortable

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and dwarves get jobs as Santa's helpers

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in demeaning nonunion commercials

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that make them quietly die inside.

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No, Christmas is also a time to give back.

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Which is why, this
Friday, I am volunteering

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at the Lima Homeless Shelter.

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And I thought maybe you and
your fellow glee clubbers

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might want to pitch in by
giving the gift of song.

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Coach Sylvester, I've heard
you say on several occasions

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that you don't believe in homelessness.

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You said you considered homeless people

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urban campers.

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Can I be honest with you,

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Stumbles, Gelfling, young Burt Reynolds?

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I lost my sister this past year,

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and this will be my first
Christmas without her.

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And honestly, I'm just
trying to keep myself occupie

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I... I made plans to shoot reindeer

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from a helicopter with Sarah
Palin, but she canceled.

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Apparently,

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Todd gets fussy when she
misses his ballet recitals.

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We'd be happy to help.

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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And now, in the spirit of Christmas,

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get the hell out of my office.

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We might have spent r
entire decorating budget

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for the whole year, but
with something that looks

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as absolutely fabulous as this,

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I have to say, brav-ho-ho-ho.

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Hey, everybody, listen up. My man,

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Rory Flanagan here, wants to say a few.

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Thanks, Finn Hudson.

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So, guys, my mummy was going to come visit

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for the holidays, but
plane tickets are expensive,

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so it's my first Christmas
without any family.

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I'd like to cheer myself up

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by dedicating this song
to them... and to the King.

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Jesus?

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♪ I'll have a blue

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♪ Christmas

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♪ Without you

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♪ I'll be so blue

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♪ Just thinking

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♪ About you

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♪ You'll be doing all right

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♪ With your Christmas of white

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♪ But I'll

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♪ Have a blue

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♪ Blue, blue, blue Christmas

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♪ I'll have a blue

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♪ Christmas ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ That's certain

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♪ And when the blue

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♪ Heartache stops hurting

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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ You'll be doing all right

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♪ With your Christmas of white

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♪ But I'll

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♪ Have a blue

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♪ Blue

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♪ Christmas

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh... 

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Gosh, that song was so depressing.

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I may actually be dead right now.

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I... I think, what Santana
means is, although that...

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that was mournfully beautiful,

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now that the whole glee
club is back together,

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I think that we should
focus on the more joyous

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and the pageant aspect
of this holiday season.

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Rachel's right.

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Last Christmas was super sad.

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Kurt was at another school,

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Coach Sylvester trashed everything,
and Artie got a pair of magic legs

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that broke the next day.

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We were the island of misfit toys.

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This year is going to be... 

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This year, it's a whole
new sprig of mistletoe.

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Guess who's not getting coal

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in their stockings foonce... us.

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Rory, have a seat.

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just got off the phone with Don Borowski,

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the local station manager
at Lima's PBS affiliate.

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Turns out that their annual broadcast

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of the Yule log burning has been canceled.

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The hell? Yeah, they can't
afford the licensing fees anymore.

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But thank you, Scrooges
who own that copyright,

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because Don came to
Sectionals, he loved what we did

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- and he is offering us... 
- A Christmas special featuring all of us?

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Okay, please say you said yes.

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Not only did I say yes, but when Don said

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that they were looking for
a director for the special,

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I nominated you, Artie.

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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He saw West Side Story, loved your work,

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and he wants to take a meeting.

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But I... 

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I swore I would never
sell out and do television.

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I'm really going to have to
think about this, Mr. Shue.

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I'll have to show you my
locker stacking secrets

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so that never happens again.

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Is that your family?

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The whole Flanagan clan.
It's hard, isn't it?

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Being away from them.

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It's so hard.

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It's harder than I ever imagined.

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I know the feeling.

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I'm only a few hours away from my family,

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and I miss them like crazy.

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What are you going to do
for Christmas this year?

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I'm even not sure. Brittany and her family

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are going on a trip to see a gay Santa.

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Something about Santa Fe.

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Why don't you spend the
holiday with, uh, my family?

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I... I need help staying awake on
the drive, plus, this whole week,

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I'll be your Christmas sponsor.

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Really show you what the holiday
spirit's about in the USA.

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That'd be so awesome, Sam.

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I am absolutely delighted

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that our channel's Christmas special

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is being directed by
a teenage disabled boy.

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You're like a modern day Tiny Tim.

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Oh. I am sorry.

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Tiny Tim could walk.

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In the spirit of Christmas, I'm going

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to pretend you never said that.

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Here's the dealio, Mr. Borowski.

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I have two ironclad demands.

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The first one came to
me last night in a dream.

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The Wookiee was right.

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The best Christmas show of all time is

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The Star Wars Holiday
Special, shown only once

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in 1978, then locked away
in the Lucasfilm vault

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like the precious jewel it is.

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Every fanboy in the galaxy knows

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it's completely awesome.

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Therefore, Star Wars must be a
part of our Christmas special.

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And I also want to shoot
it in black and white.

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Black and white?

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It will be an homage to the
second best special of all time,

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the Judy Garland Christmas show.

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You know, some s Judy was
high on pills and booze, but... 

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I say she was high on
excitement and Baby Jesus.

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Kid, you can shoot the thing in 3-D,

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starring a flock of pigeons,

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as long as you can produce
it for under 800 bucks.

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I can do it, sir. I know I can.

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♪ It's coming on Christmas

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♪ They're cutting down trees

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♪ They're putting up reindeer

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♪ And singing songs of joy and peace ♪

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♪ Oh, I wish I had a river

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♪ I could skate away on

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♪ I wish I had a river so long

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♪ I would teach my feet

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♪ To fly

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♪ Oh, I wish I had a river

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♪ I could skate away on

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♪ I made my baby cry

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♪ He tried hard to help me

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♪ You know, he t me at ease

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♪ He loved me so naughty

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♪ Made me weak in the knees

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♪ Oh, I wish I had a river

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♪ I could skate away on.

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Yeah.

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Rachel, could you come see me?

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Yes, Artie, of course.

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And if this is about my ears,

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I know that they're a
little naked right now,

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but that's just because I'm
waiting for something special.

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Something that's really
gonna sparkle and, you know,

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catch the light. So what's up?

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It's not about your ears,
it's about your song.

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It makes me want to kill myself.

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I'm sorry, Joni Mitchell is
not depressing, she's emotional.

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It doesn't fit my vision for
our Christmas spectacular.

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And what is that exactly?

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We begin in the Swiss Alps,
in the village of Gstaad,

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in the perfely-appointed
living room of Kurt Hummel

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and Blaine Anderson's chic swank chalet.

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The tree towering and opulent.

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The fireplace draped in garlands.

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The stockings bejeweled.

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Kurt and Blaine,

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the perfect hosts have invited
their friends to drop in

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for an evening of Noel
Coward-esque banter

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and fun, happy, cheer-filled songs.

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Are you telling me I'm not invited
to Kurt and Blaine's for Christmas?

262
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:09,585
Not unless you pick a happier song.

263
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,697
The evenins festivities
conclude with Rory,

264
00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:13,293
dressed as the Christmas elf Itchy,

265
00:13:13,322 --> 00:13:14,892
reciting "Frosty the Snowman."

266
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,336
Start with fun, end with fun.

267
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:19,425
That's how you do it, kids.

268
00:13:19,518 --> 00:13:21,317
The Frosty story isn't fun.

269
00:13:21,487 --> 00:13:23,275
At the end, he melts and dies.

270
00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:24,526
I'm rebooting Frosty.

271
00:13:24,853 --> 00:13:26,191
In my version, he doesn't melt.

272
00:13:26,287 --> 00:13:27,398
He... 

273
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:30,237
Well, new pages forthcoming.

274
00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:32,663
What's wrong with a
story that's a little sad

275
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:34,288
or a song that's a little depressing?

276
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:36,029
I mean, that's part of
Christmas, too, right?

277
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,242
It's the sad things

278
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:38,861
that make you remember
what's really important.

279
00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:43,141
Sorry, Sam, but the phrase is "Merry
Christmas," not "morose Christmas."

280
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:44,457
That's the vision.

281
00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,005
That's what you have to buy into.

282
00:13:46,322 --> 00:13:48,241
Well, sorry, Artie,
I'm not buying into it.

283
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:51,918
I'm gonna go downtown, see if I can ring one
of those Salvation Army bells. Come on, Rory.

284
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,278
I'll give you a ride.

285
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,162
I should memorize my part, Sam.

286
00:14:08,446 --> 00:14:09,251
Hey.

287
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:11,583
Bummer about Artie going
all Scrooge on your song.

288
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,321
I'm getting a song in
that Christmas special.

289
00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:16,075
Christmas is all about giving,
and Artie certainly wouldn't be

290
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,364
in the Christmas spirit if he
didn't let me give my talents

291
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,547
to the people of Western Ohio.

292
00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:21,910
At least, the ones who don't have cable.

293
00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:24,708
Speaking of giving, don't
you think it would be a shame

294
00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:27,420
for me to sing on television
for the first time without me

295
00:14:27,905 --> 00:14:30,855
sparkling in the glow of
one of your generous gifts?

296
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,630
Oh, you want me to give
you your present early?

297
00:14:33,653 --> 00:14:36,772
I hadn't even thought about
that, but what a sweet idea.

298
00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:38,141
Yeah. Okay, yeah.

299
00:14:38,182 --> 00:14:38,970
All right.

300
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,511
Okay. Usually it comes in a box, but... 

301
00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:47,616
Okay.

302
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,215
Where's my bling?

303
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:54,186
Well, that was a little
out of my... my price range,

304
00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:57,349
but-but then I saw this commercial for
these African sow pigs you can adopt.

305
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,553
You pay, like, two bucks a
month to fatten them up for

306
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,809
a whole year, and then they
feed a family for, like, a month.

307
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,019
You gave me a dead pig for Christmas?

308
00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:05,835
No, no, it's not dead yet;
you got to get it fat first.

309
00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,142
- I'm a vegan.
- Look, I thought

310
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,205
Christmas was about giving, okay?

311
00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:10,616
Which is why I gave you
a super specific list.

312
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:14,470
Look... it's very sweet
that you gave me a pig... 

313
00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:15,522
It's an African sow pig.

314
00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:17,717
Whatever it is, I... I appreciate it.

315
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,096
But I made you a list so that you wouldn't

316
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:22,084
embarrass yourself like this.

317
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:24,271
I'm not asking for much.

318
00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:26,191
All I want is what's coming to me.

319
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,117
All I want is my fair share.

320
00:15:28,148 --> 00:15:30,694
Guess I'll give the sow
pig to my mom or something.

321
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,400
That is such a great idea.

322
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,432
It's gonna be the best Chrtmas ever.

323
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:50,887
♪ He came into my dreams last night ♪

324
00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:54,636
♪ A great, big man in red and white ♪

325
00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:58,647
♪ He told me that it's gonna be ♪

326
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,131
♪ A special year for you and me ♪

327
00:16:02,144 --> 00:16:05,564
♪ Underneath the mistletoe

328
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,834
♪ Hold me tight and kiss me slow ♪

329
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,737
♪ The snow is high, so come inside ♪

330
00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:17,828
♪ I want to hear you say to me

331
00:16:17,864 --> 00:16:23,339
♪ It's a very, very,
merry, merry Christmas ♪

332
00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:24,773
♪ Even better than the one before ♪

333
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:29,676
♪ Gonna party on till
Santa grants my wishes ♪

334
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:32,214
♪ Think he's knocking on my front door ♪

335
00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:35,878
♪ Got my halo on, I know what I want ♪

336
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:39,885
♪ It's who I'm with

337
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:45,351
♪ It's an extraordinary merry Christmas ♪

338
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,339
♪ Won't you meet me by the tree? ♪

339
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:54,678
♪ Slip away so secretly

340
00:16:54,704 --> 00:16:58,710
♪ Can't you see how this could be? ♪

341
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,902
♪ The greatest gift of all

342
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:06,366
♪ It's a very, very,
merry, merry Christmas ♪

343
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:09,800
♪ Even better than the one before ♪

344
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:13,412
♪ Gonna stay with you till
Santa grants my wishes ♪

345
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:16,389
♪ Think he's knocking on my front door ♪

346
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:21,253
♪ Got my halo on, I know what I want ♪

347
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,850
♪ It's who I'm with

348
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:28,209
♪ It's an extordinary merry Christmas ♪

349
00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:30,721
♪ Even better than the one before ♪

350
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:35,279
♪ It's a very, very,
merry, merry Chrtmas ♪

351
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,406
♪ Even better than the one before ♪

352
00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:46,094
♪ It's an extraordinary merry Christmas. ♪

353
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:49,761
I bow to you.

354
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:50,918
Oh, God. Gold.

355
00:17:50,954 --> 00:17:53,630
Gold! That's what I'm talking about!

356
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,470
I see Cheerios behind you,
kind of a dancing Santa thing.

357
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:58,006
Just as long as they don't upstage us.

358
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,092
Yeah, as long as they don't upstage us.

359
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,602
Good.

360
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:05,641
Look at you do-gooders.

361
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:07,138
Hard at work.

362
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:08,976
Coach Sylvester, we're in
the middle of rehearsal.

363
00:18:09,019 --> 00:18:10,520
Yeah, and I think it's great
you're working so hard on

364
00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:11,447
your performance. And I'll tell you what.

365
00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:12,472
Everyone at the homeless shelter

366
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:13,821
is really looking forward to the show.

367
00:18:13,868 --> 00:18:15,187
I just wanted to confirm

368
00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:17,208
with you, Artie, that
we're on for Friday night.

369
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,788
Oh, Friday.

370
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,070
It's a no-can-do on Friday.

371
00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:23,325
We're taping our Christmas
special for the Lima PBS.

372
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:24,657
You told me you were in.

373
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:26,527
This is a huge opportunity for us.

374
00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:28,292
Can we just do it another night?

375
00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:29,596
Homeless will be homeless for a while.

376
00:18:29,761 --> 00:18:31,277
That's sort of the problem.

377
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:32,329
I promised them.

378
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,875
You don't want to disappoint these kids.

379
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:37,884
Hmm, like your behavior has
disappointed us for years?

380
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:39,785
Last Christmas, you cut down our tree,

381
00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:41,911
you stole our presents and you
made Becky dress up like a reindeer.

382
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,666
So you're gonna walk away
from people who have nothing?

383
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,724
No, not at all. We're
just gonna distract them

384
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,237
from their plight and the smell of urine

385
00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:49,934
and make them happy with our
glamorous Christmas cheer.

386
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,163
The homeless don't have TVs.

387
00:18:53,519 --> 00:18:54,777
So you're all agreed on this?

388
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:57,935
Fine.

389
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,161
Merry Christmas.

390
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,033
Let's take it from the top, guys.

391
00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:07,082
And remember, smile.

392
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:14,573
Live from Lima, Ohio, it's
the Glee Holiday Spectacular!

393
00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,311
Starring Rachel Berry, Finn
Hudson and Noah Puckerman,

394
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,384
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson,

395
00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:27,449
Mike Chang and Tina
Cohen-Chang, no relation

396
00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:30,393
featuring Mercedes
Jones and Rory Flanagan,

397
00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:32,349
with special guests Santana Lopez,

398
00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:34,989
Brittany S. Pierce and the Cheerios.

399
00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:39,190
The Glee Holiday Spectacular
is directed by Artie Abrams.

400
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,973
Tonight's special is
brought to you by Breadstix.

401
00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:43,994
Now with even more breadsticks.

402
00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:46,040
Are we live?

403
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,023
And action!

404
00:19:53,455 --> 00:19:55,757
♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪

405
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,222
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪

406
00:19:58,253 --> 00:20:00,505
♪ And since we've no place to go ♪

407
00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:03,233
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

408
00:20:03,265 --> 00:20:05,520
♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪

409
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:08,102
♪ And I bought some corn for popping ♪

410
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,188
♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪

411
00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:12,823
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

412
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:15,187
♪ When we finally kiss good night ♪

413
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:17,500
♪ How I'll hate going out in the storm ♪

414
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:20,277
♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪

415
00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:22,699
♪ Then all the way home I'll be warm ♪

416
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,913
♪ The fire is slowly dying

417
00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:27,401
♪ And, my dear, we're
still good-bye-ing ♪

418
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,955
♪ But as long as you love me so ♪

419
00:20:29,957 --> 00:20:33,708
♪ Let it snow, let it
snow, let it, let it snow ♪

420
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:01,122
♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪

421
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:03,656
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪

422
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:06,042
♪ And since we've no place to go ♪

423
00:21:06,071 --> 00:21:11,049
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

424
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,409
♪ The weather outside is frightful ♪

425
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:16,004
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪

426
00:21:16,048 --> 00:21:18,217
♪ And since we've no place to go ♪

427
00:21:18,252 --> 00:21:20,889
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

428
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,088
♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪

429
00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:25,344
♪ And I've bought some corn for popping ♪

430
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:27,348
♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪

431
00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:30,321
♪ Let it snow

432
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,829
♪ When we finally kiss good night ♪

433
00:21:31,845 --> 00:21:33,024
♪ Finally kiss good night

434
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:35,132
♪ How I'll hate going out in the storm ♪

435
00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:36,739
♪ But if you finally hold me tight ♪

436
00:21:36,782 --> 00:21:37,977
♪ Finally hold me tight

437
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:42,241
♪ Then all the way home I'll be warm ♪

438
00:21:42,274 --> 00:21:44,808
♪ And, my dear, we're
still good-bye-ing ♪

439
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:47,285
♪ But as long as you love me so ♪

440
00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:51,753
♪ Let it snow, let it snow

441
00:21:51,782 --> 00:21:57,120
♪ Let it snow, let it snow ♪

442
00:21:57,154 --> 00:21:59,327
♪ Oh

443
00:21:59,343 --> 00:22:01,346
♪ Oh, oh

444
00:22:01,381 --> 00:22:07,019
♪ Oh, let it snow ♪
♪ Oh, let it snow ♪

445
00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:16,977
Hello.

446
00:22:17,011 --> 00:22:19,992
Well, I guess we're all in the
spirit of the season by now.

447
00:22:20,026 --> 00:22:22,562
Let me apologize for not
introducing myself sooner.

448
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,815
I'm Kurt Hummel, one of
your hosts this evening.

449
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:29,620
Thank you.

450
00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:32,962
And this is my, um... best friend

451
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:34,717
and holiday roommate, Blaine Anderson.

452
00:22:36,169 --> 00:22:37,502
How do you do?

453
00:22:37,536 --> 00:22:39,836
Welcome to our bachelor chalet.

454
00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:41,800
We've also asked a few

455
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,587
of our other special friends to dp by.

456
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,708
But I hope they can make
it over the mountains

457
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,646
and through the woods
in this dreary weather.

458
00:22:47,815 --> 00:22:50,234
Oh, come on, now, Kurt. You know
if they get stuck in the snow,

459
00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:52,208
they can always hitch a
ride on Santa's sleigh.

460
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:54,573
Oh, you!

461
00:22:54,597 --> 00:22:55,595
Hey, it's true.

462
00:22:55,649 --> 00:22:57,401
Oh!

463
00:22:57,495 --> 00:22:59,521
Oh, I'm terribly sorry for keeping yo

464
00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:01,150
standing outside, shivering on the porch.

465
00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:03,327
Please, come in. Please, come in.

466
00:23:03,361 --> 00:23:04,748
Watch your step. Come on now.

467
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,416
Don't be shy. Please, come, come.

468
00:23:06,449 --> 00:23:08,781
Come right on in. Make yourself at home.

469
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,294
Blaine, please offer our
guests some holiday libations.

470
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,868
I apologize, but I must check my bid on

471
00:23:13,902 --> 00:23:16,916
the Elizabeth Taylor Christie's
jewelry auction online.

472
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,965
Kurt.

473
00:23:21,897 --> 00:23:22,921
Oh, no!

474
00:23:23,058 --> 00:23:24,204
Oh, what happened?

475
00:23:24,423 --> 00:23:26,882
Did Mariah outbid you on
that necklace you wanted?

476
00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:30,235
That I could take.

477
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,654
The Internet is down because
of this inclement weather.

478
00:23:32,684 --> 00:23:34,924
I didn't get to put my bid in on time.

479
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:36,090
Christmas is canceled!

480
00:23:38,891 --> 00:23:40,109
Who could that be?

481
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:42,815
The door's open. Come on in.

482
00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:45,343
Oh, sorry, we're late.

483
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,487
Hope there's still eggnog.

484
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:47,942
For you two, always.

485
00:23:47,952 --> 00:23:49,907
Oh, Kurt, how are you? You look great.

486
00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:52,269
I love what you've done with the place.

487
00:23:52,295 --> 00:23:53,421
Just a splash of color.

488
00:23:53,455 --> 00:23:54,583
May me take your sweater? Blaine.

489
00:23:54,617 --> 00:23:55,753
Oh, forgive me.

490
00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:57,617
Everyone, these are our very good friends,

491
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,588
Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones.

492
00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:04,618
at's going on, boys?

493
00:24:04,642 --> 00:24:06,006
Well, we're on television.

494
00:24:06,051 --> 00:24:08,343
Oh, television? Us, too?

495
00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:09,336
Hello.

496
00:24:09,396 --> 00:24:11,222
This is for you, Kurt.

497
00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:12,924
For me? May I open it?

498
00:24:12,942 --> 00:24:14,037
Oh, I wish you would.

499
00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:19,444
Oh, my dear. Oh, what is in here?

500
00:24:19,682 --> 00:24:20,668
- Here we go.
- Ooh.

501
00:24:21,531 --> 00:24:23,912
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my dears!

502
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,441
How did you know?

503
00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:27,660
Ladies and gentlemen,
if you can believe it,

504
00:24:27,878 --> 00:24:29,431
from the Elizabeth Taylor auction,

505
00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:31,103
ladies and gentlemen, it's Miss Taylor's

506
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,075
diamond and emerald necklace and pendant.

507
00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:33,825
Oh!

508
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,666
Thank you. Thank you so much.

509
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,635
I cannot believe it.

510
00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,369
It is truly a Christmas miracle.

511
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,090
Truly a Christmas knockoff.

512
00:24:44,821 --> 00:24:46,671
Mercedes, don't give
away all of our secrets.

513
00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:48,599
Blaine, this is for you.

514
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:50,935
Oh, why, thank you so much, Rachel.

515
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:54,407
It's a bow tie with little
Christmas trees on it.

516
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,768
Oh, would you look at that?

517
00:24:55,819 --> 00:24:57,070
Would you look at that?

518
00:24:59,325 --> 00:25:01,213
And there's a little surprise

519
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,685
under the wrapping paper.

520
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,656
Why, they're candy cane
striped Capri pants.

521
00:25:07,727 --> 00:25:09,200
You know what the best part is?

522
00:25:09,234 --> 00:25:10,735
I actually don't already own a pair.

523
00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:12,707
If you can believe that.

524
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,011
Oh, jewels and short pants

525
00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:17,726
and bow ties and good friends.

526
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,554
Truly, this is an ideal evening.

527
00:25:19,588 --> 00:25:21,882
But, Blaine, you know
what's really needed now.

528
00:25:22,046 --> 00:25:23,376
Oh, I think I do.

529
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:25,636
Rachel, Mercedes?

530
00:25:26,532 --> 00:25:28,589
Oh, we couldn't possibly.

531
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:30,393
We're not prepared!

532
00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:31,750
Oh, come now. The piano's
just sitting there,

533
00:25:31,802 --> 00:25:32,973
its ivories waiting to be tickle

534
00:25:33,016 --> 00:25:34,942
Well, there is a little something

535
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,185
that we've been working on.

536
00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:37,396
I'm in if you are.

537
00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:39,866
Well, it is Christmas, after all.

538
00:25:39,855 --> 00:25:41,489
- That's just grand.
- Come on. Let's go.

539
00:25:41,867 --> 00:25:44,600
Oh, Kurt, Mercedes, Blaine,
you know, I've realized

540
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,596
that there's some favorite things

541
00:25:46,623 --> 00:25:49,138
that can't be bought line or in a store

542
00:25:49,139 --> 00:25:50,338
or even in a catalog.

543
00:25:50,588 --> 00:25:53,492
They're right here in front of my nose.

544
00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:55,240
For instance... 

545
00:25:55,603 --> 00:25:58,732
Raindrops and roses
and whiskers on kittens

546
00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:02,198
♪ Bright copper kettles
and warm woolen mittens ♪

547
00:26:02,317 --> 00:26:06,173
♪ Brown paper packages
tied up with strings ♪

548
00:26:06,207 --> 00:26:09,735
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

549
00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:15,575
♪ Cream-colored ponies
and crisp apple strudels ♪

550
00:26:15,632 --> 00:26:18,721
♪ Doorbells and sleigh bells
and schnitzel with noodles ♪

551
00:26:18,756 --> 00:26:22,061
♪ Wild geese that fly with
the moon on their wings ♪

552
00:26:22,085 --> 00:26:25,883
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

553
00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:30,218
♪ Girls in white dresses
with blue satin sashes ♪

554
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:33,717
♪ Snowflakes that stay
on my nose and eyelashes ♪

555
00:26:33,728 --> 00:26:37,185
♪ Silver white winters
that melt into springs ♪

556
00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:40,847
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

557
00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:44,280
♪ When the dog bites,
when the bee stings ♪

558
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:47,113
♪ When I'm feeling sad

559
00:26:47,163 --> 00:26:50,327
♪ I simply remember my favorite things ♪

560
00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:53,962
♪ And then I don't feel... 

561
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:57,452
♪ So bad

562
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:11,078
♪ Raindrops on roses
and whiskers on kittens ♪

563
00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:14,417
♪ Bright copper kettles
and warm woolen mittens ♪

564
00:27:14,435 --> 00:27:17,315
♪ Brown paper packages
tied up with strings ♪

565
00:27:17,357 --> 00:27:20,616
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

566
00:27:23,574 --> 00:27:26,597
♪ Cream-colored ponies
and crisp apple strudels ♪

567
00:27:26,614 --> 00:27:29,765
♪ Doorbells and sleigh bells
and schnitzel with ndles ♪

568
00:27:29,791 --> 00:27:32,914
♪ Wild geese that fly with
the moon on their wings ♪

569
00:27:32,948 --> 00:27:36,446
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

570
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,418
♪ Girls in white dresses
with blue satin sashes ♪

571
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,959
♪ Snowflakes that stay
on my nose and eyelashes ♪

572
00:27:45,978 --> 00:27:48,800
♪ Silver white winters
that melt into spring ♪

573
00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:52,141
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

574
00:27:52,177 --> 00:27:55,625
♪ When the dog bites,
when the bee stings ♪

575
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,662
♪ When I'm feeling sad

576
00:27:58,697 --> 00:28:02,149
♪ I simply remember my favorite things ♪

577
00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:04,984
♪ And then I don't feel... 

578
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:09,192
♪ So bad.

579
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:25,756
Say, when's Christmas dinner?

580
00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:26,990
Oh, no, you guys!

581
00:28:27,017 --> 00:28:28,659
With all the guests and the songs,

582
00:28:28,682 --> 00:28:30,200
I forgot to turn on the oven.

583
00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:32,051
Kurt!

584
00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:35,049
Oh, great.

585
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,858
Whatever else could go wrong?

586
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,602
I suppose we'll have to find out... 

587
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,010
after these messages from our sponsors.

588
00:28:46,049 --> 00:28:48,674
And then I said to Justin
Timberlake, "That's not eggnog!"

589
00:28:51,622 --> 00:28:54,243
Gee whiz, you guys, it's
really coming down out there.

590
00:28:54,407 --> 00:28:55,544
Blaine is right, you guys.

591
00:28:55,837 --> 00:28:57,603
Global climate change
is no laughing matter.

592
00:28:57,767 --> 00:28:59,657
Our overreliance on
fossil fuels is causing

593
00:28:59,677 --> 00:29:01,265
erratic weather patterns like this one.

594
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:03,787
I think these are the end times.

595
00:29:06,609 --> 00:29:08,852
Well, if there's one
thing we can all agree on

596
00:29:08,865 --> 00:29:10,693
is that if it keeps snowing like this,

597
00:29:10,802 --> 00:29:13,023
Santa Claus won't be able
to bring us our presents.

598
00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:17,360
Wait! Did you hear that?

599
00:29:17,377 --> 00:29:18,798
Jingle bells?

600
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,754
Sorry, guys. Just us.

601
00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:28,398
Hello.

602
00:29:31,053 --> 00:29:32,704
Oh! How rude of me.

603
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:33,934
Ladies and gentlemen,

604
00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:35,771
Finn Hudson and Noah Puckerman!

605
00:29:37,405 --> 00:29:39,042
Ooh!

606
00:29:39,063 --> 00:29:43,482
Say, are you dressed like
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?

607
00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:46,182
No. That's copyright infringement.

608
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:49,151
Any resemblance to Star Wars characters

609
00:29:49,185 --> 00:29:50,269
is purely coincidental.

610
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:56,113
Hey, guys, why the long faces?

611
00:29:56,175 --> 00:29:58,447
It's Christmas Eve or something.

612
00:29:58,499 --> 00:29:59,662
We thought we heard Santa Claus,

613
00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,062
but with the climate change and end times,

614
00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:03,752
we just don't think Santa
Claus is coming to town.

615
00:30:03,798 --> 00:30:06,739
Well, that's not what we heard.

616
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,921
♪ Oh, you better watch out

617
00:30:13,932 --> 00:30:16,438
♪ You better not cry

618
00:30:16,462 --> 00:30:20,482
♪ You better not pout,
I'm telling you why ♪

619
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:24,256
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

620
00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:28,065
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

621
00:30:28,099 --> 00:30:31,599
♪ Santa Claus is coming

622
00:30:31,611 --> 00:30:34,773
♪ To town

623
00:30:36,327 --> 00:30:40,413
♪ He's making a list,
he's checking it twice ♪

624
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:43,746
♪ He'gonna find out
who's naughty or nice ♪

625
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:48,160
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

626
00:30:48,215 --> 00:30:51,806
♪ Santa Claus is coming to tow♪

627
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,252
♪ Santa Claus is coming

628
00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:58,290
♪ To town

629
00:30:59,511 --> 00:31:01,345
♪ Oh, you better watch out

630
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,324
♪ You better not cry

631
00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:06,982
♪ You better not pout,
I'm telling you why ♪

632
00:31:07,016 --> 00:31:09,971
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

633
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:13,815
♪ Santa Clause is coming to town ♪

634
00:31:13,824 --> 00:31:19,170
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

635
00:31:19,199 --> 00:31:20,483
Ho, ho, ho, ho!

636
00:31:26,836 --> 00:31:31,037
♪ You'd better watch out,
you'd better not cry ♪

637
00:31:31,094 --> 00:31:34,797
♪ You better not pout,
I'm telling you why ♪

638
00:31:34,831 --> 00:31:37,000
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪

639
00:31:37,017 --> 00:31:38,346
♪ Yeah

640
00:31:38,381 --> 00:31:41,170
♪ Santa Clause is coming to town ♪

641
00:31:41,183 --> 00:31:44,550
♪ Santa Claus is coming to ♪

642
00:31:44,609 --> 00:31:52,482
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town. ♪

643
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,663
Oh, my stars. More guests?

644
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:04,872
I hope it's carolers!

645
00:32:19,224 --> 00:32:21,253
♪ "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong ♪

646
00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:23,046
♪ 'Cause it is my favorite holiday ♪

647
00:32:23,058 --> 00:32:25,567
♪ But all this year's been a busy blur ♪

648
00:32:25,592 --> 00:32:27,686
♪ Don't think I have the energy to add ♪

649
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,382
♪ To my already mad rush

650
00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:31,889
♪ Just 'cause it's 'tis the season ♪

651
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,602
♪ The perfect gift for me would be ♪

652
00:32:33,654 --> 00:32:36,906
♪ Completions and connections
left from last year ♪

653
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:40,080
♪ Ski shop, encounter most interesting ♪

654
00:32:40,107 --> 00:32:42,192
♪ Had his number, but never the time ♪

655
00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:44,040
♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines ♪

656
00:32:44,074 --> 00:32:45,898
♪ So deck those halls, trim those trees ♪

657
00:32:45,914 --> 00:32:47,738
♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪

658
00:32:47,753 --> 00:32:50,500
♪ I just need to catch my breath ♪

659
00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:52,586
♪ Christmas by myself this year ♪

660
00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:04,939
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christs ♪

661
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:07,251
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪

662
00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:09,524
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪

663
00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:11,481
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪

664
00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:13,648
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪

665
00:33:13,693 --> 00:33:15,360
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪

666
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,099
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪

667
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,903
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year. ♪

668
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,710
All my Christmas wishes came true.

669
00:33:25,748 --> 00:33:27,495
All except for one.

670
00:33:29,157 --> 00:33:31,463
Oh, my goodness, could it be?

671
00:33:31,465 --> 00:33:32,799
Could it be?

672
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,140
Itchy the Holiday Elf.

673
00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:37,472
We asked our friend Itchy
to stop by and read us

674
00:33:37,512 --> 00:33:39,505
a lighthearted, heartwarming,
upbeat, happy Christmas tale,

675
00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:40,795
"Frosty the Snowman."

676
00:33:40,953 --> 00:33:42,393
Actually, I was going to read that, but... 

677
00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:43,643
I searched my heart,

678
00:33:44,419 --> 00:33:46,030
and I'm going to read
one from a different book.

679
00:33:46,266 --> 00:33:48,386
I think it's something
that's going to remind people

680
00:33:48,912 --> 00:33:50,525
what the true spirit
of Christmas really is.

681
00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:53,286
Are you sure you don't
want to read "Frosty"?

682
00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:55,621
We all really want to hear "Frosty."

683
00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:57,078
Lights, please.

684
00:34:00,953 --> 00:34:02,732
"And there were in the same country

685
00:34:02,931 --> 00:34:04,851
shepherds abiding in the field,

686
00:34:05,203 --> 00:34:07,065
keeping watch over their flock by night.

687
00:34:07,548 --> 00:34:10,395
And lo, the angel of
the Lord came upon them,

688
00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:13,425
and the glory of the
Lord "shone around them.

689
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:17,180
And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not.

690
00:34:17,712 --> 00:34:18,558
'For behold,

691
00:34:19,338 --> 00:34:20,771
'I bring ye good tidings

692
00:34:20,781 --> 00:34:23,099
'of great joy, which
shall be to all people:

693
00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:27,318
'for unto you is born this day
in the city of David a savior,

694
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,768
which is Christ the Lord.'

695
00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:34,063
And suddenly there was
with the angel a multitude

696
00:34:34,387 --> 00:34:37,444
of the heavenly host,
praising God and saying,

697
00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:40,038
'Glory to God in the highest,

698
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,646
'and on earth, peace,

699
00:34:43,756 --> 00:34:45,576
goodwill toward men.'"

700
00:35:08,423 --> 00:35:08,848
What?

701
00:35:09,154 --> 00:35:12,953
Everyone's just been telling me you've been
having a rough year, but you seem pretty od to me.

702
00:35:14,124 --> 00:35:14,893
I'm better.

703
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:19,069
Think I was just stuck focusing
on everything I didn't have

704
00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:21,879
and none of the stuff that was good.

705
00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:23,441
Stuff in the future.

706
00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:27,993
I'm glad you turned it around.

707
00:35:28,046 --> 00:35:29,850
You deserve good things, Quinn.

708
00:35:29,884 --> 00:35:32,175
I'm trying.

709
00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:33,468
Ah, ah, ah, ah!

710
00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:35,138
Portion control, Bee Sting.

711
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,670
Come on.

712
00:35:36,725 --> 00:35:39,230
Guess you're just not
used to being on this side

713
00:35:39,255 --> 00:35:40,652
of the serving line.

714
00:35:40,902 --> 00:35:43,211
Seriously though, I don't think
we have enough food for everybody.

715
00:35:43,401 --> 00:35:43,893
Yeah.

716
00:35:44,635 --> 00:35:47,506
Economy gets bad, people give less.

717
00:35:47,615 --> 00:35:48,411
Hey!

718
00:35:53,409 --> 00:35:56,565
I know we're late, but we were all
hoping there's still time to help.

719
00:35:56,585 --> 00:35:59,293
We brought the turkey from the
special with all the fixings.

720
00:35:59,294 --> 00:36:00,781
Yeah, it's a prop but it's real.

721
00:36:00,782 --> 00:36:02,616
Why don't you put it on
the table over there, kiddo.

722
00:36:03,283 --> 00:36:04,757
You guys finally me around.

723
00:36:04,758 --> 00:36:06,973
Well, you can thank Rory
for helping us see the light.

724
00:36:07,451 --> 00:36:09,449
I was just following my
Christmas sponsor's lead.

725
00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:12,665
Would it be weird if
I made myself a plate?

726
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,360
We have a song, too.
We were gonna perform it

727
00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:17,064
as our final number for
our Christmas special,

728
00:36:17,088 --> 00:36:19,714
but we lost the final
ten minutes of airtime

729
00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:21,489
when the station reached
a last-second agreement

730
00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:22,293
with those Yule log people.

731
00:36:22,294 --> 00:36:23,645
As long as it's not "Jingle Bells."

732
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,033
It seems it's the only song our janitor knows
how to play, and I'm bleeding from the ears.

733
00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,430
If you'd be so kind.

734
00:36:28,848 --> 00:36:30,398
- Sure.
- Love your "Jingle Bells" though.

735
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:39,324
♪ It's Christmastime

736
00:36:39,355 --> 00:36:42,994
♪ There's no need to be afraid

737
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,534
♪ At Christmastime

738
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:51,869
♪ We let in light and we banish shade ♪

739
00:36:51,921 --> 00:36:56,209
♪ And in our world of plenty

740
00:36:56,254 --> 00:37:01,180
♪ We can spread a smile of joy

741
00:37:01,214 --> 00:37:08,672
♪ Throw your arms around the
world at Christmastime ♪

742
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,017
♪ But say a prayer

743
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,181
♪ Pray for the other one

744
00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:20,341
♪ Oh, at Christmastime, it's hard ♪

745
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:25,035
♪ But when you're having fun

746
00:37:25,064 --> 00:37:29,735
♪ There's a world outside your window ♪

747
00:37:29,796 --> 00:37:33,404
♪ And it's a world of dread and fear ♪

748
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:37,970
♪ Where the only water flowing

749
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:41,892
♪ Is the bitter sting of tears

750
00:37:41,921 --> 00:37:47,046
♪ And the Christmas bells that ring ♪

751
00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:50,210
♪ Are the clanging chimes of doom ♪

752
00:37:50,232 --> 00:37:53,984
♪ Well, tonight thank God it's them ♪

753
00:37:54,016 --> 00:37:57,260
♪ Instead of you

754
00:37:59,325 --> 00:38:04,573
♪ And there w't be snow in
Africa this Christmastime ♪

755
00:38:04,618 --> 00:38:07,828
This Christmastime, no *

756
00:38:07,895 --> 00:38:13,065
♪ The greatest gift they'll
get this year is life ♪

757
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,281
♪ Is life

758
00:38:15,331 --> 00:38:17,903
♪ Where nothing ever grows

759
00:38:17,915 --> 00:38:19,540
♪ Nothing ever grows

760
00:38:19,574 --> 00:38:24,420
♪ No rain or rivers flow

761
00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:30,429
♪ Do they know it's
Christmastime at all? ♪

762
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,434
♪ Yeah

763
00:38:36,557 --> 00:38:40,803
♪ Feed the world

764
00:38:40,857 --> 00:38:44,766
♪ Let them know it's Christmastime ♪

765
00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:48,649
♪ Feed the world

766
00:38:48,699 --> 00:38:52,989
♪ Let them know it's Christmastime ♪

767
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,553
♪ Feed the world

768
00:38:56,572 --> 00:39:00,998
♪ Let them know it's Christmastime ♪

769
00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:05,308
♪ Feed the world

770
00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:12,062
♪ Let them know it's
Christmastime again. ♪

771
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,604
Just the guy I was looking for.

772
00:39:19,605 --> 00:39:20,057
Hi.

773
00:39:20,509 --> 00:39:23,141
I wanted you to know that I named my pig.

774
00:39:24,086 --> 00:39:25,701
The African sow pig?

775
00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:26,762
Yep. Come here.

776
00:39:31,297 --> 00:39:32,632
Her name is Barbra.

777
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,684
After my hero.

778
00:39:34,685 --> 00:39:36,951
I mean, I'm assuming that she's a girl.

779
00:39:37,327 --> 00:39:39,884
But I just hope that pig Barbra
inspires all of the children

780
00:39:39,885 --> 00:39:42,085
who eat her as much as the
real Barbra inspired me.

781
00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:44,123
So it's a kosher sow pig?

782
00:39:44,162 --> 00:39:44,602
Yeah.

783
00:39:45,607 --> 00:39:49,517
Look, the important thing is, is that I
just want you to know that I'm really sorry.

784
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,780
Okay, I... I love her and I love you, and
that's all that matters to me on Christmas.

785
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:55,453
Okay?

786
00:39:55,653 --> 00:39:58,090
Well, I... I'm glad you like the pig... 

787
00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:58,639
Barbra.

788
00:39:59,173 --> 00:40:01,700
Barbra. But, uh, then I realized

789
00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:03,749
that once they kill and eat Barbra,

790
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:06,401
you're not gonna have anything
to show for this year's Christmas.

791
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,558
So I got you something else.

792
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,608
You ready?

793
00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:11,385
Yes.

794
00:40:16,189 --> 00:40:17,073
It's your own star.

795
00:40:18,944 --> 00:40:20,265
You named a star after me?

796
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,687
Well, no. I, uh, I thought about that,

797
00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,964
but then I named it Finn Hudson.

798
00:40:26,452 --> 00:40:28,579
Because there's already
a star named Rachel Berry.

799
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:32,380
And she's right here on earth and she's
brighter than any of those stars up there.

800
00:40:32,677 --> 00:40:35,355
So I just wanted to make sure
that whenever she feels lonely,

801
00:40:35,356 --> 00:40:38,396
she can look up in theky,
and no matter where I am,

802
00:40:38,512 --> 00:40:40,112
she can know that I'm looking down on her.

803
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:42,854
When it's nighttime.

804
00:40:45,647 --> 00:40:46,855
I love this.

805
00:40:47,536 --> 00:40:48,919
I'm gonna put it up right over here.

806
00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:53,823
And, uh, just in case it's-it's cloudy

807
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:58,207
or, uh, the middle of the
daytime or the star explodes

808
00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,712
in some massive supernova... 

809
00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:04,066
these should shine just as bright.

810
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,676
- It's too much.
- No, no, it's okay.

811
00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:19,507
I... I hawked my Letterman
jacket on eBay, so...

812
00:41:19,529 --> 00:41:20,087
No, no.

813
00:41:21,151 --> 00:41:23,480
It's too much wonderful for one girl.

814
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,520
I mean, I get the... the
guy and the stars and...

815
00:41:26,557 --> 00:41:27,516
The pig.

816
00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:32,093
I think it's time that
I start giving back.

817
00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:36,022
Come on.

818
00:41:36,056 --> 00:41:37,045
Let's go get our coats.

819
00:41:42,981 --> 00:41:44,197
These bells make me homesick.

820
00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:46,170
You mean, like church bells and stuff?

821
00:41:46,849 --> 00:41:47,412
No.

822
00:41:48,281 --> 00:41:49,346
My brother Shamus gets lost all the time,

823
00:41:49,379 --> 00:41:51,478
so my dad made him wear
a bell around his neck

824
00:41:51,512 --> 00:41:52,625
so we could always find him.

825
00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:54,784
Smart.

826
00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:56,156
Merry Christmas.

827
00:41:56,190 --> 00:41:58,327
Sam, I was wondering if maybe

828
00:41:58,361 --> 00:42:01,123
you'd like to be my
Valentine's Day sponsor as well.

829
00:42:01,161 --> 00:42:04,539
I mean, you did such a good
job being a Christmas sponsor,

830
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:05,789
I figured you'd have no problem

831
00:42:05,831 --> 00:42:07,660
helping me land a snog or two by February.

832
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:09,378
Deal. But you have to help me

833
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,015
learn to perfect my Sean Connery.

834
00:42:11,049 --> 00:42:14,053
I'm telling you, impressions
are the best way to get a chick.

835
00:42:15,226 --> 00:42:16,928
Whoa!

836
00:42:16,981 --> 00:42:18,697
So how's business, guys?

837
00:42:19,545 --> 00:42:20,845
Uh, a little slow.

838
00:42:21,056 --> 00:42:22,270
But the revival house across the street

839
00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:23,436
is showing It's a Wonderful Life,

840
00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,253
so pretty sure we'll
clean up when it gets out.

841
00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:27,619
Well, just in case, we wanted to make

842
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:29,436
our own little contribution to the cause.

843
00:42:30,393 --> 00:42:31,605
Sure you want to do this, Rachel?

844
00:42:31,744 --> 00:42:33,871
Yes. I already got my Christmas present.

845
00:42:35,846 --> 00:42:37,343
All right, guys.

846
00:42:37,401 --> 00:42:39,188
Whoa, did you guys knock off
a liquor store or something?

847
00:42:40,486 --> 00:42:43,437
No, we just finally
realized what really matters.

848
00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:46,069
Yeah, we returned the earrings
that Finn got me for Christmas

849
00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:47,690
and the iPod that I bought him.

850
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:48,908
We decided we wanted to do

851
00:42:48,936 --> 00:42:50,412
something special this year for Christmas.

852
00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:54,034
We've got a couple of extra
bells if you want to join in.

853
00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:57,037
We'd love to.

854
00:43:01,592 --> 00:43:04,209
Best Christmas ever.

855
00:43:05,932 --> 00:43:07,071
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

856
00:43:07,263 --> 00:43:08,092
Happy Hanukkah.

857
00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,178
Happy holidays.

858
00:43:10,207 --> 00:43:12,181
Thank you so much. Thank you.

