1 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:05,209 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,210 --> 00:00:06,230 Give it up 3 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:12,690 For the cast of So Random! 4 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,920 Why are you dressed like Taylor Swift? I supposed to be tantrum girl! 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,530 - What are you doing?! - Uh, wait, 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,540 Why are you dressed like M.C. Grammar. 7 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,660 When you know we're doing a Roadkill sketch tonight? 8 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:34,290 No no no no no. A Taylor Swift sketch. 9 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:36,870 No no no no. We're doing M.C. Grammar! 10 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:39,770 We are doing M.C. Grammar! 11 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:43,610 Yeah, I'm doing M.C. Grammar! 12 00:00:43,650 --> 00:00:44,880 No no no! Why are you guys fighting? 13 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:48,520 You know it gives me nightmares when you guys fight. 14 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,790 Sorry, Matthew. We want your dreams to be pleasant, 15 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,850 But we all wanna do a sketch with our guest star. 16 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:55,660 Guest star? Nobody told me about a guest star. 17 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:58,560 Wait wait. You didn't hear it? We've only got the biggest diva in show business. 18 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,800 Ah, Lady Gaga? 19 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:03,900 - Bigger! - Oprah?! 20 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:07,500 - Smaller. - Simon Cowell? 21 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:08,540 Pinker. 22 00:01:08,570 --> 00:01:10,670 Who's Pinker than Simon Cowell? 23 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:13,770 Only the star of stage, screen and song... 24 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:15,780 Give it up for miss Piggy! 25 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,880 Mwah mwah! 26 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,920 Yes, it moi! 27 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:28,790 That's amazing! That's incredible! 28 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,890 Right? So now you understand why we were fighting. 29 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:33,460 We all want miss Piggy to be in a sketch. 30 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,930 - With our favorite characters. - Mm-hmm. Taylor. 31 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:40,940 M.C. Grammar. 32 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,670 Chad Dylan Cooper. 33 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:48,740 Yeah, see? No, we're just all a little competitive. 34 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,780 - About who... where did Matthew go? - What? 35 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:57,480 Uh, you're not gonna believe this, 36 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,750 But we took a vote in front of a live studio audience. 37 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:02,820 And then the randoms decidid should do a sketch with you. 38 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:06,660 I don't believe this. 39 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,500 Ahhh, you're not going to beliethis, 40 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,630 But only moi decides who does a sketch with moi. 41 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:17,500 Oh, and for the record, I'm much bigger than Oprah. 44 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:25,479 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 45 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,580 ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ 46 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,680 - ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down ♪ 47 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,920 ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ 48 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,790 ♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪ 49 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,620 ♪ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ♪ 50 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,690 ♪ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ♪ 51 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:40,830 ♪ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll ♪ 52 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,500 ♪ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ♪ 53 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,670 ♪ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ♪ 54 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,770 ♪ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ♪ 55 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,800 ♪ we're on the way, it's time to hang ♪ 56 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,870 ♪ so let's get random and do our thing ♪ 57 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,940 ♪ come on ♪ ♪ It's a party, get down ♪ 58 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:56,610 ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ 59 00:02:56,650 --> 00:02:58,750 ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ 60 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:00,780 ♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪ 61 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:02,650 ♪ "so random!" ♪ 62 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,050 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 63 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,760 Oentrez-vous. That means "come in-ez vous." 64 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,430 Hi, miss Piggy. I'm Grady. 65 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,730 And I'd love to be really bad. With you. 66 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:22,670 Mm, not bad enough to get dressed appropriately, it seems. 67 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,870 Oh, no no no, this is for the character I wanna do with you. 68 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:30,740 I'm Roadkill mcgill. I'll tell you what. 69 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:32,880 - What? - That's uh... 70 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:35,520 - That's my catchphrase. - What is? 71 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,920 I'll tell you what. 72 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,520 Well, tell me already! 73 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,590 I'll tell you what. 74 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:44,630 No, I'll tell you what. Here's my catchphrase... 75 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:47,530 - Get out. - Well, that's not a very good catch... 76 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,700 - get out! - Oh, all right. 77 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,700 So she gets all upset when her food touches other food... 78 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:56,700 - Mm-hmm. - ...Or her mom brings her the wrong kind of ice. 79 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,540 I call the character tantrum girl. 80 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,680 Tantrum girl. You're tantrum girl? 81 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,680 Sweetie, 82 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,450 I am the original tantrum girl. 83 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,610 Watch me work. 84 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,650 Where's my water? Whe's my towel boy? 85 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,520 I'm too hot! I'm too cold! 86 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,820 Why aren't these walls the same color as my shelves? 87 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:24,730 This has been miss Piggy on tantrum girl. 88 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,770 ♪ shake that, shake that, shake that all around. ♪ 89 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,470 Mm, great barbecue, Noah. 90 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:33,810 Ah! I mean, is there anything better. 91 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,480 Than the smell of grilled meat on a summer evening? 92 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,550 You know, it's times like this that make it good. 93 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:41,680 - To be young and good-looking. 94 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:45,490 Hey, other young and good-looking people, 95 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,690 I brought some of my famous potato salad. 96 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,820 Mm. 97 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:54,560 - Hey guys. - Oh. 98 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,630 Karen, uh, I hate to tell you this, 99 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:01,470 But your famous potato salad stinks. 100 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,740 - But it's uh... it's not my potato salad. - What?! 101 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,470 No, it's not. 102 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:09,380 It's... 103 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,480 - Ugh. It's Tommy. - Whoa! 104 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,610 What-what? What? What's Tommy? 105 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:15,580 Uh, Tommy, 106 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,450 How do I put this gently? Uh... 107 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:20,350 Oh, dude, you smell like a wet mop. 108 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:21,720 On a crosstown bus on a hot summer day. 109 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,390 That crashed into a cheese shop that sells dirty socks. 110 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:26,560 Do your friends think you smell like a wet mop 111 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,460 On a crosstown bus on a hot summer day 112 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,730 That crashed into a cheese shop that sells dirty socks? 113 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:33,400 - Yes! - Apparently. 114 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,770 Well, you could try the old-fashioned method 115 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,640 Of regular showering and deodorants. 116 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,710 Or? 117 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,610 Or you could solve your odor problem the new-fashioned way 118 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:46,610 With the always crowd-pleasing smell 119 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:49,580 Of grilled meat. 120 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,450 - I like the smell of grilled meat. - Who doesn't? 121 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:55,720 That's why the makers done it againit have 122 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,830 With odor-meaters! 123 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,730 Wow! So how do odor-meaters work? 124 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,770 It's easy... simply locate the source of the odor... 125 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,670 Oh. 126 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,640 Right there. 127 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:14,410 Then based on the level of your stinkiness, 128 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,710 Choose your thickness... 129 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,480 Flank stank, filet mign-yuck 130 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,650 Or beef smellington. 131 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,780 Toss a couple of those juicy odor-meaters 132 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,690 On an already heated grill 133 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,520 And cook those bad boys up. 134 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,360 - Oh! For how long? - The same amount of time 135 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,790 That it would take to shower and apply deodorant. 136 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:34,530 Uh, how long does that take? 137 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,630 I... I-I don't know, five to eight minutes. 138 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,700 Oh, fine. Okay, all right. 139 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,370 Ooh. After meat is thoroughly cooked, 140 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,740 Apply directly to the source of the odor. 141 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,740 Ah ah ow! Oh, yeah, and let the meat cool. 142 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:50,840 Now you're ready to go from b.O. To... 143 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:56,580 - Tommy, oh, you smell great! - Mm. 144 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,580 - What is your secret? - Ooh! 145 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,750 Oh, you know, 146 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,590 Meat. 147 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,590 Odor-meaters... 148 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:07,690 Smelling great never tasted so good! 149 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:10,400 Oh, thanks, odor-meaters. 150 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,500 Also available in hot dog, 151 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:16,440 Baby back ribs and soy Patty varieties. 152 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,410 Warning: May attract unwanted attention 153 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,770 From stray dogs. 154 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:33,320 Okay, kermie. Kermie, kermie, kermie, 155 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:37,390 I'm going to explain this to you one more time. 156 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:39,590 "so random!," the show within a show, 157 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:42,360 Is now its ownhow. 158 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,360 Yes, Chad's a random now. 159 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,700 Deal with it! 160 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:48,440 Now what?! 161 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,670 Hold oa second, kermie. Come in. 162 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:54,410 - I am Damien! - I am shayne! 163 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,380 We play the anime brothers! 164 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,380 Toyo! 165 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,450 We can all be in a funny sketch together. 166 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,550 Ha ha-ha, ha ha-ha, ha ha-ha, ha ha-ha. 167 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,560 Bwah ha-ha, bwah-ah. 168 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:12,260 Doo ooh, bwah. 169 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:14,530 Yes, kermie, that is the sound. 170 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,400 Of two nerds crying. 171 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,540 Coming up next on "so random!" 172 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,710 Miss "p" to the "I" to the double "g." 173 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,370 Donuts are a thing of the past! 174 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:28,510 No. 175 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:31,480 Bagels are the breakfast of the future! 176 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,410 I cooked you up a nice Angus steak. 177 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:36,420 Did somebody say "anguis"? 178 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:39,290 - ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ Get down. ♪ 179 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:51,410 Sire, the baron has arrived. 180 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:52,610 Oh, Hmm Hmm. Oh. 181 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,690 Duke of donuts, I came immediately. 182 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,690 When I received your correspondence. 183 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,460 What is your grievance? 184 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,560 Baron of bagels, I have summoned you. 185 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,560 Because you have broken. 186 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,670 The happy face breakfast treaty... 187 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,370 Which decrees that donut and bagel. 188 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,680 Should live peacefully side by side. 189 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,340 Each in our own domain. 190 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,310 Oh, spare me the lecture, Duke! Oh. 191 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,780 I am aware of the treaty... 192 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,550 Sweet on one side, savory on the other. 193 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:34,720 And never the two shall mix! 194 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,590 Never the two shall mix, you say, 195 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:41,430 Then tell me... 196 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:44,530 My good bagel, how do you explain... 197 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:49,600 - This strawberry bagel?! - Oh-hh! 198 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,340 Um, um. 199 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,670 When you first introduced it, I thought, 200 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:58,410 "Hmm, sounds vaguely like a donut." 201 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:01,450 - But I let it slide. - Oh hoo, you... ohh! 202 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,350 Then came blueberry. 203 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,590 Yes! 204 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:08,590 Cinnamon raisin! 205 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,820 Yes! 206 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,830 - Oh! - And worst of all... 207 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:15,500 The chocolate chip bagel! 208 00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:20,700 - No no. - There is cinnamon, chocolate. 209 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:23,740 These are the domains of sweet, 210 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:27,410 Sweet donuts. 211 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,810 Oh-hh! 212 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,850 You still have your precious frosting. 213 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,480 Do I? 214 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,720 Then what, pray tell, do you call... 215 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,590 These?! 216 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,620 Well... 217 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,720 Why, I call them flavored cream cheeses. 218 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,390 I call them glaze! 219 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,630 Sweet bagels with even sweeter frostings! 220 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,800 Spreads! Whatever you call them! 221 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,840 - Oh. - I will not allow it. This must end! 222 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,410 - Never! - Whoa! 223 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,640 Donuts are a thing of the past! 224 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,780 No. 225 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,580 Bals are the breakfast of the future! 226 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,750 - No. - And I will keep adding new flavors, 227 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:14,650 Each sweet, sweeter than the next! 228 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:18,690 You will do no such thing! 229 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:22,700 Oh-hh, I am your king now! 230 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:29,440 Bow before me! 231 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,480 Never. 232 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,610 - Ah. - Okay. 233 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,580 Oh, what? 234 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,790 Ha! Oh, ooh, en garde. 235 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:52,490 Time to slice this bagel! 236 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,830 Hyah-hh yo! 237 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:03,500 Oh, those sprinkles, that's pretty good. 238 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,570 Wow, are those sesame seeds? 239 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:07,440 - That's so odd for breakfast. - Oh, not bad. 240 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,680 - Oh, I'm getting full. - Is that jelly inside? 241 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,580 Oh, this is good. 242 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,320 And that's how the baygnu. 243 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,760 That is the stupidest story I've ever heard. 244 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:32,600 ♪ come on! ♪ 245 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:35,570 More pink lemonade, my pink lady? 246 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,600 I would love some, 247 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,370 Chad Dylan coopy. 248 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:44,310 Thank you, miss piggy-ee. 249 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,450 Now you know what would make your visit to "so random!" even better? 250 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:53,690 - What? - You, me, a sketch, 251 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,660 But let's talk about that over dinner. 252 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:57,560 I cooked you up a nice Angus steak. 253 00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:00,590 Did somebody say "anguis"? 254 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,500 What are you doing here? 255 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,300 Oh, my Agent's always on me. 256 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,670 About doing a skit with miss Piggy. 257 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:14,310 And I said, "no-oo." 258 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:18,310 - So about that sketch... - Yeah, 259 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,580 I've, uh, suddenly lost my appetite. 260 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,480 Oh. Well, we can eat later. That's fine. 261 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,280 For you. 262 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,390 Oh. 263 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:29,660 Leave that. 264 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,500 So I have this character named M. C. Grammar. 265 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,740 And I was thinking we could drop some rhymes together. 266 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:47,670 Ooh, you think that you and moi should rap? 267 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:50,780 - Hmm. - Uh, uh-uh-uh, 268 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,680 You and I should rap. 269 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:55,320 Becau"moi" translates to "me," you see? 270 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:57,550 Miss "p" to the "I" to the double "g." 271 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,420 "h" to the "I" to the "yah!" 272 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,290 I hate being corrected. 273 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:09,400 More random fun is coming right up. Stick around. 274 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:12,630 ♪ my name's Tawni and I play Taylor ♪ 275 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:16,740 ♪ she sings everything, we can do a duet. ♪ 276 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,570 Another lousy tale 277 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,610 Of "the real princesses of New Jersey." 278 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:25,580 rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your hair. 279 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,350 Not for nothing, Punzie, 280 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,480 But ya seriously need an elevator. 281 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,350 - ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down. ♪ 282 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:37,760 ♪ my name's Tawni and I play Taylor ♪ 283 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:42,930 ♪ she sings everything, we can do a duet. ♪ 284 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,770 ♪ my name is Piggy, I play Piggy ♪ 285 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:52,610 ♪ it's in Piggy's contract, Piggy sings solo. ♪. 286 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,810 No, I'm serious. I work solo. Get out. 287 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,980 Don't be such a princess. 288 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:06,920 Princess! That's the first sketch idea I've liked! 289 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,760 And now here's another lousy tale 290 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,700 Of "the real princesses of New Jersey." 291 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:16,730 Wow, fancy new digs. 292 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,600 Yeah, top floor of the tower, no less. 293 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,640 - I'm happy for her. - Me too. 294 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,770 I think she thinks she's better than us. 295 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,010 Me too. 296 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,980 Hey, yo, Punzie, let us up! 297 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:32,750 You gotta say the magic words. 298 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,650 Oh, just let us up. 299 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,620 Seriously, would it kill you to say the stinking words? 300 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,620 Pretty please with a... 301 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,960 What's that on top? Oh, yeah. 302 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,790 Do it! 303 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:46,930 Every time with the "rapunzel, rapunzel, 304 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,670 Let down your..." blah blah blah. 305 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,670 You know, it wasn't so bad when she lived in a two-story walk-up, 306 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,010 But now I gotta drag myself up 307 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,610 14 flights of hair. 308 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,580 Let's just get this over with. 309 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:04,650 Rapunzel, rapunzel, 310 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,580 Let down your hair. 311 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:08,980 Oh! 312 00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:14,890 Are you sick in the head?! 313 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,990 No, I thought you said chair. 314 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:21,900 Why would we say chair? 315 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,800 You coulda killed us! 316 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:26,740 Just let down your hair! 317 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,770 All right, all right, all right. 318 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,970 Oh, and bring the chair on your way up! 319 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,580 Not for nothing, Punzie, 320 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,750 But ya seriously need an elevator. 321 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,890 Beauty, Cindy, 322 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,990 You two look great. Have you lost weight? 323 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,930 Lost weight?! More like they found it. 324 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,800 A couple of less cannolis wouldn't kill either of 'em. 325 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,570 Rapunzel, 326 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,000 Your place is mad classy. 327 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,870 Yeah, must've cost a fortune. 328 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,870 Ah, I do okay. 329 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,780 Let me get you some snacks. 330 00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:09,650 You two look like you haven't eaten in an hour! 331 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,650 I don't get it, we all work at j.C. Princess. 332 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:16,990 How can she afford this? 333 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:19,890 I don't know, but keep her busy while I find out. 334 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:26,860 Mirror app, mirror app on my cell, 335 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,600 How can Punzie live this well? 336 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:30,930 Mm, uh, 337 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,670 While you two blow your paychecks. 338 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,570 Getting your hair cut every other day, 339 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:39,580 Punzie hasn't spent one dime on her hair since she was born. 340 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,840 That adds up. You do the math. 341 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,880 I'm not doing the math! You're the magic mirror. 342 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,720 You do the math! 343 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,720 Just do the math. 344 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,990 I ain't doing the math! 345 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,860 You know what? Forget you! 346 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,790 Wow, you sound like my second wife. All she would talk about... 347 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:01,560 Yo, Cindy, you gotta try these lady fingers. 348 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,530 They're sandwiches, not actually some bread's fingers. 349 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,540 - So Punzie... - Yeah. 350 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,910 You, uh... you seeing anyone? Hmm? 351 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,540 Someone with perhaps a large wallet. 352 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,850 To pay for your glorious new lifestyle?! 353 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,780 Subtle. 354 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,920 Moiwho has time for love? 355 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:24,550 I'm too busy learning to love myself. 356 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,620 Dry spell, huh? 357 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,620 I have hobbies. 358 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,960 Well, I met a charming prince. 359 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 He gives me glass slippers, we go to fancy balls. 360 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,600 It's all very romantical. 361 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,000 Oh. Excuse me. 362 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,940 - I'm getting the tug. Someone wants in. - Who? 363 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:46,580 I think I've got my first gentleman climber. 364 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,640 How exciting, 365 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,710 Although he can't possibly be as charming. 366 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,780 As my prince carmine. 367 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,850 Nice hair. Who is the lovely thing. 368 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,560 - At the end of these locks? Hello. - Oh. 369 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:00,720 Carmine! 370 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,660 Cindy. Hello. 371 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,760 How are you? It's good to see you're here. 372 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,830 Yeah. And here you are! 373 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,900 Wait, this is your glass slipper guy? 374 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:14,900 What are you doing climbing up another woman's tower?! 375 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,670 Look, here's the thing. 376 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,840 It's a very large kingdom, a lot of princesses, 377 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,940 Only one prince, if you know what I'm saying. 378 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:24,910 So if I see a glass slipper or a sleeping broad. 379 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,950 Or some random hair hanging out of a window, 380 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,550 I'm gonna go investigate. 381 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,860 What? Like you wouldn't? Get out of here. Forget it. 382 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:35,990 Apparently, I have interrupted your little princess party. 383 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,560 How are you? Don't want to impose. 384 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,930 I'll just let myself out. Hasta la bye-bye. 385 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:45,000 Cindy, you're gonna let him do that to you? 386 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,940 Tsk, what am I gonna do? 387 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,740 Well, you can't let him do you like that. 388 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,580 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 389 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,810 I'm gonna use my do. 390 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,780 Ladies, I've got a confession. 391 00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:01,020 - These are extensions. - We know. 392 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:04,050 Well, let's let carmine know. 393 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,760 You took out your extensions for me! 394 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,660 - Oh, that's mad loyal. - Yeah. 395 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,700 Hey, sisters before misters. 396 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,970 Bump it, princesses! 397 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,600 - Ow. Oh, wow. - Oh wow, watch the bling. 398 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,640 Watch the bling! 399 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,710 This has been another lousy tale 400 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,780 Of "the real princesses of New Jersey." 401 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,650 Thank you. 402 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,950 All right, that's our show. We hope you guys had a great time! 403 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:40,620 Let's give it up for my best friend and my fellow princess, 404 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,960 Miss Piggy! 405 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,730 Aw, thank you, thank you! 406 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,900 Thank you, thank you. 407 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:53,900 It was such an honor for you people to work with moi. 408 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,800 Kissy kissy. 409 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,640 Mwah mwah mwah. 410 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,880 Okay, kermie, you can bring the car around now. 411 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,750 And, uh, keep the motor running, all right? 412 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:08,620 Good night, everybody! 413 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:11,690 ♪ "so random!" ♪ get down ♪arty, 414 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,890 ♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪ 415 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,790 ♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪ 416 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:18,630 ♪ a fantastic journey, and that ♪it of this 417 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,700 ♪ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ♪ 418 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,830 ♪ so if you're ready, to roll ♪cause it's time 419 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,970 ♪ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ♪ 420 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,640 ♪ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ♪ 421 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,770 ♪ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ♪ 422 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,770 ♪ we're on the way, it's time to hang ♪ 423 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,810 ♪ so let's get random and do our thing. ♪ 424 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:35,210 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com