1 00:00:02,875 --> 00:00:04,504 There! Right there! 2 00:00:04,506 --> 00:00:05,911 That's where they're putting it. 3 00:00:05,912 --> 00:00:07,349 Unbelievable! 4 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:10,482 I know. How dare they attach the new wing of the museum 5 00:00:10,483 --> 00:00:12,209 onto the rest of the museum? 6 00:00:13,744 --> 00:00:15,021 It's gonna block my view. 7 00:00:15,022 --> 00:00:18,634 It is literally going to cast a shadow on my office. 8 00:00:18,635 --> 00:00:22,535 As opposed to figuratively casting a shadow? 9 00:00:22,536 --> 00:00:27,009 Yes, jerk, as opposed to figuratively. 10 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,375 No. I don't think you see what I'm saying. 11 00:00:29,376 --> 00:00:31,837 You see, the shadow is, of course, literal, unless... 12 00:00:31,838 --> 00:00:34,746 Unless it was donated by my sister Renata Albright. 13 00:00:34,747 --> 00:00:36,120 Your sister? 14 00:00:36,121 --> 00:00:37,080 Literally? 15 00:00:37,081 --> 00:00:39,349 You never told me you had a sister. 16 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:41,236 Well, I don't like to talk about her 17 00:00:41,237 --> 00:00:44,145 only because it reminds me of her. 18 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:46,031 The minute she was born, my life changed. 19 00:00:46,032 --> 00:00:47,629 She was showered with attention. 20 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,026 She was given everything. She was supported endlessly. 21 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:52,808 And I had to stand by and Rinse out her things. 22 00:00:52,809 --> 00:00:54,150 Wow... 23 00:00:54,151 --> 00:00:56,421 so you're the good sister? 24 00:00:59,778 --> 00:01:02,654 Doesn't the firstborn kind of pave the way? 25 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:03,932 I'm sure she's grateful. 26 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,212 Grateful? 27 00:01:05,213 --> 00:01:06,970 She's the smart sister, 28 00:01:06,971 --> 00:01:09,367 the successful sister, the pretty sister. 29 00:01:09,368 --> 00:01:12,149 And every second she has, she crams it down my throat. 30 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,811 She is evil! 31 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,306 Maryberry. 32 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:23,114 Speak of the devil! 33 00:02:05,134 --> 00:02:06,412 Me, too. 34 00:02:06,414 --> 00:02:11,080 Mary, would you like a carafe of anything? 35 00:02:12,327 --> 00:02:14,469 I drank at home. Thank you. 36 00:02:15,684 --> 00:02:17,601 So, have you married again, 37 00:02:17,602 --> 00:02:20,224 or do you not want to discuss business? 38 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:25,593 Oh, now, Now, Mary, I traveled all this way 39 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:27,799 to help your little school's art room. 40 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,132 Why can't you just say thank you? 41 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,105 Because it was an act of hostility designed to humiliate me. 42 00:02:33,106 --> 00:02:36,493 And to showcase Holland's premier architect. 43 00:02:36,495 --> 00:02:38,476 Flim vanderkoos. 44 00:02:38,477 --> 00:02:40,618 You are so affected. 45 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,578 Cultured. 46 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,537 Pretentious. 47 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,815 Worldly. Face-lifted. 48 00:02:43,816 --> 00:02:45,445 30. I hate you! 49 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:46,948 I love me! 50 00:02:48,451 --> 00:02:51,392 Uh, we're gonna regroup and come back with a real zinger. 51 00:02:51,393 --> 00:02:52,638 Well, well, well. 52 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,387 Aren't you the loyal boyfriend? 53 00:02:55,388 --> 00:02:58,712 Hmm, I guess that's something Mary has that I don't. 54 00:02:58,713 --> 00:03:00,150 Oh, I'm loyal. 55 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:02,196 Fiercely loyal. 56 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:03,156 And quite cute. 57 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:08,430 Hey, lady! 58 00:03:08,431 --> 00:03:09,614 Lady! 59 00:03:10,509 --> 00:03:11,691 You're paying for this whole thing? 60 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,143 Man, you must make a Butt-load of money at your job. 61 00:03:15,144 --> 00:03:17,701 If you can afford a whole new museum, 62 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:19,204 what kind of job is that, I wonder. 63 00:03:19,205 --> 00:03:20,930 I'm a philanthropist. 64 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:23,519 I give to worthy causes. 65 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,639 Ok, I don't have all this fleshed out, but here are the bullet points. 66 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:31,796 Children, herbal ecstasy, 67 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:33,459 and motor vehicles. 68 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:35,760 Excuse me. 69 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:37,230 No! We'll think of something. 70 00:03:37,231 --> 00:03:38,701 Oh, Dick's gonna be so impressed. 71 00:03:38,702 --> 00:03:39,692 Dick? 72 00:03:39,693 --> 00:03:41,514 Dick Solomon? 73 00:03:41,515 --> 00:03:43,305 Yeah. He's our brother. 74 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,957 You know, I would like to help you. 75 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,227 What about a teen center? 76 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,177 We love working with teens. 77 00:03:50,178 --> 00:03:51,968 It's practically our life! 78 00:03:51,969 --> 00:03:56,667 Yes. I'll give you $10,000. 79 00:03:56,668 --> 00:03:58,234 Make it 10. 80 00:04:00,664 --> 00:04:02,485 She just made it 10. 81 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:05,268 I knew she'd cave under the pressure. 82 00:04:08,592 --> 00:04:11,084 Oh, I don't know why I even bother. 83 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,377 It's too late. The damage has been done. 84 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:17,735 My parents gave all the sunblock to Renata. 85 00:04:19,045 --> 00:04:20,228 Oh, Mary... 86 00:04:20,229 --> 00:04:23,329 I hate what the sun and Renata have done to you. 87 00:04:24,288 --> 00:04:26,078 They've taken away all your self-esteem. 88 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:28,859 Oh, not just my self-esteem. 89 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:32,567 Everything I have, Renata wants and eventually gets. 90 00:04:32,568 --> 00:04:36,276 And guess Who's the shiny new bauble she's got her eyes on now. 91 00:04:37,012 --> 00:04:37,971 Me. 92 00:04:37,971 --> 00:04:38,930 What?! 93 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,752 She touched my bum. 94 00:04:41,966 --> 00:04:42,925 I'm so sorry. 95 00:04:42,926 --> 00:04:45,674 I didn't know what to do, except giggle. 96 00:04:45,675 --> 00:04:48,199 It's pathological with her. 97 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,460 She has more than I ever will, and now she wants... 98 00:04:51,461 --> 00:04:53,539 what little I have. 99 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:56,491 Well, she's not going to get it. Not this time. 100 00:05:00,045 --> 00:05:01,483 What do you mean? 101 00:05:01,483 --> 00:05:02,762 It's brilliant, Mary. 102 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:06,150 We'll turn her advances into our advantage. 103 00:05:06,151 --> 00:05:08,196 We'll stage a row in front of her 104 00:05:08,196 --> 00:05:09,954 and pretend to be on the outs. 105 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:10,914 What? 106 00:05:10,914 --> 00:05:11,873 I'll seek out her comfort. 107 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:14,429 Woo her, win her, and then, 108 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:15,868 when the time is right, 109 00:05:15,869 --> 00:05:17,819 I will break her heart. 110 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:20,568 No! Yes. 111 00:05:21,591 --> 00:05:23,125 We'll pay her back for all the pain 112 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:24,307 she's inflicted on you. 113 00:05:24,308 --> 00:05:26,961 And there won't be money enough in all the world... 114 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:28,880 to mend her. 115 00:05:29,903 --> 00:05:31,308 Oh, Dick, I'm appalled. 116 00:05:31,309 --> 00:05:33,003 Your plan is ridiculous. 117 00:05:33,004 --> 00:05:34,921 It's risky. It's... it's horrible! 118 00:05:34,922 --> 00:05:36,840 It's positively French. Do it! 119 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:43,361 Well, it took a lot of work, 120 00:05:43,362 --> 00:05:47,516 but we sure turned that dive into a great place for the kids. 121 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:49,275 Yeah. We're gonna be late. 122 00:05:49,276 --> 00:05:52,536 Come on, let's get on over to the teen center. 123 00:05:52,537 --> 00:05:53,847 Right on. 124 00:05:56,244 --> 00:05:57,906 Oh, man... 125 00:05:57,907 --> 00:06:01,870 those kids sure are lucky to have a place like this 126 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,012 to hang out for an hour a day, huh? 127 00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:05,866 10 grand well spent. 128 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:07,273 Yeah! 129 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:11,717 Well, it's all about the kids. 130 00:06:11,717 --> 00:06:13,028 Oh, yeah. 131 00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:15,041 You know, Harry, 132 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:18,238 I cry for those kids and their lousy role models. 133 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:19,804 Yeah. Hey! You know what? 134 00:06:19,805 --> 00:06:23,096 We should put a wet bar right here. 135 00:06:23,097 --> 00:06:26,645 So the kids can see adults drinking responsibly at work. 136 00:06:26,646 --> 00:06:28,148 That's a good idea. 137 00:06:28,149 --> 00:06:29,491 I think this is the place. 138 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:32,624 Uh, hi. Is this the Renata Albright teen center? 139 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,158 Huh? 140 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:36,427 Oh! Yeah! 141 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:38,314 Yeah! Sure, sure. Come on in. 142 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,625 Come on in. Yeah. Hey! 143 00:06:39,626 --> 00:06:41,798 This is the place where you can just hang out 144 00:06:41,799 --> 00:06:43,173 and be yourselves. 145 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:45,346 First lesson, sweetie. 146 00:06:45,347 --> 00:06:47,648 Um, you see that expensive leather Couch? 147 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:49,662 Well, that's your brain. 148 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:51,964 And you see your Butt on that Couch? 149 00:06:51,965 --> 00:06:54,458 That's your brain on drugs. 150 00:06:55,321 --> 00:06:58,550 So, get the hell off my Couch. 151 00:07:11,145 --> 00:07:14,917 No, Mary! I do not think this sculpture is clunky and reductionist! 152 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,452 Well, it is! 153 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:19,137 Everything looks like an umbrella rack to you! 154 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,799 You need to develop your eye! 155 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,365 Dick, I cannot... 156 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:23,708 Cannot! Or will not? 157 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:24,795 I love art, Mary. 158 00:07:24,796 --> 00:07:26,554 Art touches me. 159 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,751 But maybe you shouldn't anymore. 160 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:32,531 No objection here! 161 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:34,738 Right back at you, you frigid frump! 162 00:07:35,825 --> 00:07:37,966 Have a nice day! 163 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:40,045 You, too! Oh, and, Mary... 164 00:07:42,122 --> 00:07:44,072 nice touch. 165 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:46,375 Hey. What was that? 166 00:07:50,786 --> 00:07:51,904 Ahem. 167 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,910 Is everything ok? 168 00:07:56,412 --> 00:07:57,819 No. 169 00:07:58,906 --> 00:08:00,568 Want to talk about it? 170 00:08:00,569 --> 00:08:02,006 Really, you wouldn't mind? 171 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:03,732 How does greek food sound? 172 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,138 I've never had it. 173 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:07,474 Mary's allergic to feta. 174 00:08:10,286 --> 00:08:11,628 I know. 175 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:12,812 I know. 176 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:23,233 Well, Renata, you are full of surprises. 177 00:08:23,234 --> 00:08:26,429 When you suggested greek food, I had no idea you meant... 178 00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,411 in greece. 179 00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:32,087 Well, Darling, there are more surprises yet to come. 180 00:08:32,088 --> 00:08:35,764 And when you said, "Your jet," 181 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,760 I thought you were referring to your subscription to jet magazine. 182 00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:42,574 Although, maybe you can still answer my questions about ray Charles. 183 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:44,171 Is he... Champagne, Darling? 184 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,482 Champagne. 185 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,401 Why, thank you. 186 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:53,124 Renata, may I ask you an impertinent question? 187 00:08:53,954 --> 00:08:56,384 Yes, please do. 188 00:08:56,385 --> 00:08:58,110 Are there movies on this flight? 189 00:08:58,111 --> 00:09:00,509 'Cause I still haven't seen shanghai noon. 190 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:05,015 Ok, you guys. This is a bonding exercise 191 00:09:05,016 --> 00:09:06,965 with a lesson in trust. 192 00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:09,171 Now, lj, you're gonna stand right there, 193 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:11,888 and you're gonna fall backwards into my arms. 194 00:09:11,888 --> 00:09:14,222 Ok? And I'm gonna catch you. 195 00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:16,429 All right? Now trust me. 196 00:09:21,639 --> 00:09:22,916 Bam! 197 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,867 Trust no one! 198 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,520 So let's share, all right? 199 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:29,214 Eh, you. 200 00:09:29,215 --> 00:09:31,356 What's it like at night in your home? 201 00:09:31,357 --> 00:09:32,603 Now, be honest. 202 00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:34,841 Ok. At night... 203 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,343 My dad comes home usually around 6:00 204 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,846 if he's not doing a surgery. 205 00:09:37,847 --> 00:09:40,979 We all have dinner, and then we discuss current events. 206 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,153 Oh, my God. Hmm... Yeah. 207 00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:45,806 That sound familiar to anyone? 208 00:09:45,807 --> 00:09:46,988 Yeah, too familiar. 209 00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:49,866 Ok, See, uh, you guys need a group. 210 00:09:49,866 --> 00:09:51,816 Y-you can't go through this alone. 211 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,286 So we've discussed this, 212 00:09:53,287 --> 00:09:57,762 and we've decided to divide you guys into 2 different teams. 213 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,872 The red team and the blue team. 214 00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,534 That's right. See, research has shown 215 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:04,922 that it's important to have a common "Goal" Or "Enemy." 216 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:07,224 And you 2 groups will compete Against each other. 217 00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:08,409 Yeah. 218 00:10:09,207 --> 00:10:10,485 Now, Within your group, 219 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,244 you will become closer than family. 220 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,600 And if any of you want to drop out from one of the groups, 221 00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:17,806 well, 222 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,693 I pity that guy. 223 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,031 Yes, we'll have... 224 00:10:25,032 --> 00:10:27,716 Ehete tipote pis emeras? 225 00:10:27,717 --> 00:10:30,721 Dick, do you speak greek? 226 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,256 Malista. 227 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:40,057 Well, Dick, I don't suppose you dance greek. 228 00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:05,054 Opa! 229 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,461 Opa! 230 00:11:06,462 --> 00:11:07,836 Ha Ha ha! 231 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,321 Opa! 232 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,336 Opa! 233 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:16,563 Ohh! 234 00:11:16,564 --> 00:11:18,289 Dick, you're spectacular! 235 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,408 I know. 236 00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:20,878 Oh, are you happy, Darling? 237 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,158 Are you smitten with me? 238 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,118 Yes! 239 00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:24,748 Then I'm very happy. 240 00:11:31,347 --> 00:11:32,689 Oh! Hi, Mary. 241 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,744 Dick, where have you been? 242 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:35,311 Oh, I went to lunch with Renata. 243 00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:36,845 I know, 3 days ago. 244 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:40,457 Well, you can't go to santorini without going to mykonos. 245 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,895 You went to greece? 246 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,974 Yes. Oh, but, Mary, you can't stay. 247 00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:46,179 Renata will be here any second. She's picking me up. 248 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,650 Oh, Dick, you're making me nervous. 249 00:11:47,651 --> 00:11:50,207 She's a very powerful woman. 250 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,957 I'm beginning not to trust our plan anymore. 251 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,139 No, no, but you must trust it. 252 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,760 I am guiding the moth into the flame. 253 00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:59,798 We are so close to ensnaring Renata. 254 00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:02,483 And I am so close to meeting Elton John. 255 00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:03,922 Whoo! 256 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:04,882 Dickie! 257 00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:05,871 Oh, there she is now. 258 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:06,991 You gotta get out of here. 259 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,951 I don't want to leave you. 260 00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:09,899 Well, then stay. Stay and watch. 261 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,275 Oh, and, Mary, 262 00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:12,906 enjoy. 263 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,814 Darling... 264 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:16,774 there you are. 265 00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:18,276 Hello. 266 00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:22,719 Well, this is the first time I've ever been in your... 267 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,413 bedroom. 268 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:25,916 Physically, yes. 269 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,528 But you've been here many times... 270 00:12:29,529 --> 00:12:31,128 in here. 271 00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:35,090 No, Darling. I have to admit 272 00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:38,128 at first I thought you'd be just another notch 273 00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,462 on my piss-off-Mary belt. 274 00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:45,033 But I must say I'm falling for you. 275 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,335 If you fall, I will catch you. 276 00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,705 Come on, Darling, let's go. 277 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,686 Oh, Renata... 278 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:56,030 Chase me. 279 00:12:58,780 --> 00:12:59,739 Wah-hoo! 280 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:00,698 Perfect! 281 00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:02,167 W-where did you come from? 282 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,277 Oh, you're good, Dick. You're very good. 283 00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:06,548 T-thank you. 284 00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,324 Hello, Mary. 285 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,826 Renata? 286 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,393 Oh, I guess you've heard. 287 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,407 Dick is madly in Love... 288 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:19,622 with me! 289 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:22,947 Yes, I've heard. 290 00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:25,728 Well, if it's any consolation, 291 00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:27,455 I'm insanely happy. 292 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:32,569 I'm actually glad that you fell for my boyfriend hook, line, and sinker. 293 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,678 Even if I had to hear it in that fake voice. 294 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,045 It's not fake! I paid for it! 295 00:13:37,973 --> 00:13:39,346 Euro-trash! Teacher! 296 00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:41,008 Lipo-Butt! 297 00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,544 Pork chop! 298 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,796 Good afternoon, Mary. 299 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,120 Well, if we're gonna turn the kitchen into the New senior center, 300 00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,239 it's gonna take a lot of elbow grease. 301 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,230 Mm-hmm. 302 00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,285 Hi, everybody. 303 00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:02,715 Man, Dick, we are having so much fun 304 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,770 spending Renata's money. 305 00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:04,825 Oh, good. Good. 306 00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,199 And you must be having a blast. 307 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,765 I mean, blowing through all her cash. 308 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:09,428 You're not even doing it for a good cause. 309 00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,994 But I am! 310 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:13,232 I'm doing it for a very good cause. For Mary. 311 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,301 Oh, come on, Dick. You could've burned Renata a long time ago. 312 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,698 But you guys have even made Thanksgiving plans. 313 00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:20,777 Well, everything was booking up so quick in aspen. 314 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,822 My god! What am I saying? 315 00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:24,389 This has got to stop! 316 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:27,075 Why? This is the best thing that's ever happened to us. 317 00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:28,545 It's not supposed to be for us. 318 00:14:28,546 --> 00:14:31,199 I was doing it for Mary because I love her. 319 00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:32,477 Nothing else matters. 320 00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:34,523 I'm going over to Renata's hotel room now, 321 00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:36,984 and I am breaking her heart, exactly as planned. 322 00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,584 Harry, call the limo. 323 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,826 Oh, Darling, at last. 324 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,744 Dick? What is it? 325 00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:55,782 Renata, there is no easy way to say this. 326 00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:58,179 I am a ruthless man. 327 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,896 That's what attracts so many women to me 328 00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:04,029 and often destroys them. 329 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,715 Are these my shirts from Saville row? When did they come in? 330 00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:07,675 Yesterday. 331 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:09,272 But I wanted to save them for today. 332 00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:10,870 They were here yesterday?! 333 00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,980 Well, yes, But, Darling, I have something very important to ask you. 334 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:16,113 If the question is when do I want my shirts, the answer is right now! 335 00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,638 Darling, I can't wait any longer. I must ask you right now. 336 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,429 What is it? Dick... 337 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,018 This last week has been so magical. 338 00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,991 Well, will you marry me? 339 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:26,951 Marry you?! 340 00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,166 Oh, please say yes. 341 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,033 Do you even have to ask? 342 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,409 Oh! 343 00:15:36,126 --> 00:15:38,203 Ok, so it's come to our attention 344 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,240 that a fight broke out today between the red team and the blue team. 345 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,222 That's not cool. Not at all. 346 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,076 Now, we have devised a simple plan 347 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,985 to keep this kind of incident from breaking out again. 348 00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:51,534 The north side of the teen center will belong to the reds. 349 00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,411 The south to the blues. 350 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,626 All right, you got that, guys? 351 00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,704 Now, get out of here. No more fighting 352 00:15:57,705 --> 00:16:00,357 unless you have to defend your turf, obviously. 353 00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,051 That's right. Remember, friendship is fleeting. 354 00:16:02,052 --> 00:16:04,002 But a tattoo, that's forever. 355 00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:13,879 Dick! What's going on? 356 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,181 You were supposed to break her heart, not propose. 357 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,780 N-no. She proposed to me. 358 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,241 Well, I can't believe you accepted. 359 00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:22,223 I'm beginning to think you want to be with her. 360 00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:24,205 No! No! No, Mary, on the contrary. 361 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,835 This will be our greatest moment. 362 00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:29,192 Being jilted at the altar is the ultimate in humiliation. 363 00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,750 Renata will be dumped from dizzying heights 364 00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,124 with everyone watching. 365 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,106 I'm not sure even she deserves this. 366 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,888 She does, Mary. You know that. 367 00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:40,061 Yes, I do. 368 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,043 Gather around, Darling, it's time to start. 369 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,258 Yes. Sit down, Mary. 370 00:16:43,259 --> 00:16:46,072 Sit and watch and enjoy. 371 00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,172 Welcome all to this special day. 372 00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:51,986 Harry, whose turf is this museum? 373 00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:53,456 Uh, the reds'. 374 00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:55,885 Then what's the blue team doing here? 375 00:16:55,886 --> 00:16:57,325 Um, we invited them. 376 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,019 Ah... 377 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,617 so, Renata Albright, 378 00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:02,758 do you take Dick Solomon to be your husband? 379 00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:03,718 Oh, I do. 380 00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:04,837 And, Dick Solomon, 381 00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,819 do you take Renata Albright to be your wife? 382 00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,112 Of course I do! 383 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,084 I now pronounce you man and wife. 384 00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:14,395 Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! 385 00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:16,249 Dick, Dick, Dick! Dick, Dick! Dick! Dick! 386 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,573 Oh, maryberry, don't wreck this. 387 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:23,090 No! I am not going to let my boyfriend Marry my sister. 388 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,615 But he's not your boyfriend anymore, Mary. 389 00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:26,895 He's my husband. 390 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,813 Yeah. She has a point, Mary. 391 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,251 Now that I'm married, 392 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,169 it's really not quite right for us to keep seeing each other. 393 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,416 What?! 394 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,558 Stay the course. When the kids are in grad school, 395 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:36,677 whammo! 396 00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:38,403 Forget it! 397 00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,842 Renata... 398 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,782 the sham marriage was designed to humiliate you. 399 00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:43,805 Sham? 400 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:44,956 Yes. 401 00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:46,555 But like everything else in your charmed life, 402 00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:49,751 it turned on its head and blew me out of the water. 403 00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,575 Nice plan, Dick! 404 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,355 Is this True? 405 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,954 You planned to hurt me? 406 00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,798 No, no. She's really mischaracterizing the plan. 407 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,589 It was more of a polite wake-up call 408 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:04,297 segueing into a lifetime of joy, reconciliation, and sisterly love. 409 00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,576 And I'm so happy it worked out. 410 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,751 3 musketeers! Hands in! 411 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,778 Unbelievable! 412 00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,344 You want him, you've got him! 413 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,038 He's all yours! 414 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:17,724 No... Mary! Renata! Y-you don't... 415 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:19,897 I have an announcement to make. 416 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,318 "The red team would like to invite the rolling blues out to the gazebo 417 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,397 to have their asses handed to them." 418 00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,348 What happened to all the furniture? 419 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,170 Aw, the kids. 420 00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:45,760 They were rotten from the get-go. 421 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,363 My only regret is that we cared enough to try. 422 00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:51,962 They were animals! 423 00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:56,469 I'm here to get my things. 424 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,067 Oh, hey, you know what? That's a good idea. 425 00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:59,314 We should go get our old furniture 426 00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,976 back from that homeless shelter. 427 00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:02,160 Mm-hmm. 428 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,356 So, Mary, uh... 429 00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:07,753 I guess that sister of yours 430 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,767 sort of did a number on both of us, huh? 431 00:19:09,768 --> 00:19:12,644 I never understood the phrase "Team of lawyers". 432 00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:16,321 Until they all surrounded me right after the wedding. 433 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,727 Oh, boo-hoo. 434 00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:20,637 I bet you made out like a bandit in the divorce. 435 00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:21,979 What did you get, the plane... 436 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:24,217 or the chalet in gstaad? 437 00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,966 No. I was offered them both, but I didn't take either. 438 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:27,926 Oh? 439 00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:29,108 No. 440 00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:31,506 No, the only thing I insisted on in fact was. 441 00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:34,414 Renata's promise not to build that museum addition. 442 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:39,562 You know, the one that was gonna cast a shadow on your office. 443 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,415 Dick... 444 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,270 you planned this all along? 445 00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:44,230 I... I did? 446 00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:45,347 Yes! 447 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,361 You wooed her, you wed her, 448 00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,864 but you kept your eye on the prize. 449 00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,006 We beat Renata! 450 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:52,125 Well, Mary... 451 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,428 I am a ruthless man. 452 00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:57,369 Make love to me, Dick. 453 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,437 Well, all right, but I warn you. 454 00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:01,876 I just got divorced an hour ago, 455 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:04,208 so you're getting me on the rebound. 456 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,095 I'll take my chance.