[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ ALARM CLOCK BEEPING ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
Kelcey: THAT BETTER NOT BE BRENDAN.
Lucy: [ GASPS ]
Kelcey: AMANDA PUT ME ON WATCH
SO YOU WOULDN'T CALL HIM IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.
Lucy: [ SIGHS ]
Amanda: HEY, GUYS! WE'RE CLEANSING!
Lucy: WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
Amanda: THE FIRST 48 HOURS -- HERE -- AFTER A BREAKUP
ARE THE MOST VULNERABLE.
TO AVOID RELAPSE, YOU AND I CAN'T WALLOW.
Kelcey: "YOU AND I"?
Amanda: NO MORE OF THIS OR THIS.
DONE. DO YOU GET IT? CLEANSING. CLEAN.
I JUST TALKED TO JAGGER. THINGS ARE OVER BETWEEN US.
Lucy: YOU WERE DATING FOR TWO DAYS.
Kelcey: DID YOU EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME?
Amanda: I JUST FELT -- I DON'T KNOW -- SUFFOCATED.
YOU GUYS! [ SQUEALS ]
YOU GUYS, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE ALL BEEN SINGLE TOGETHER
SINCE COLLEGE.
I WASN'T GONNA MISS IT.
TO LUCY.
[ ALL SLURPING ]
Kelcey: WHAT IS THIS?
Lucy: IT'S SWEET PICKLES.
YUM.
YOU KNOW THE LAST TIME WE HAD TUB TIME
WAS WHEN KELCEY DUMPED THAT GUY
WHO WORKED AT THE WHOLE FOODS COUNTER?
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Lucy: OH, THE "GOUDA BUDDHA."
Kelcey: WHAT A MISTAKE.
NEVER SEVERE A CONNECTION TO FREE FOOD.
Amanda: UGH.
Lucy: OH, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT.
I MEAN, WHAT IF I MISS HIS SCENT?
Amanda: CARIBBEAN SPIRIT?
Kelcey: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. I WANT TO DELETE HIS NUMBER.
Lucy: NO, I CAN JUST RE-LABEL HIM "DO NOT ANSWER."
Amanda: THAT DOESN'T WORK, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.
TRUST ME.
Kelcey: YEAH, YOU GOT TO COME UP WITH A NASTIER NICKNAME,
LIKE "VENEREAL DISEASE" OR "HERPES HARVESTER."
YOU WON'T ANSWER THAT CALL.
Amanda: [ Chuckling ] YEAH. WHAT IS THAT?
Lucy: OH. IT'S BRENDAN'S PONYTAIL.
Amanda: UGH.
Lucy: YEAH, HE CUT IT OFF BECAUSE WE WERE ON THIS DATE
AND THE WAITRESS CAME OVER AND SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, LADIES."
Amanda: AWW. AND YOU KEPT IT.
WHAT ABOUT STUFF FROM WORK?
Lucy: YEAH, THERE'S NOT MUCH, JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME PHOTOS
AND, YOU KNOW, BRENDAN HIMSELF.
I GUESS I'LL JUST QUIT ON MONDAY.
Amanda: NO. YOU ARE NOT QUITTING.
YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR DEMONS, LUCE.
PUT ON SOMETHING COMFY, AND WE ARE TAKING YOU TO BRUNCH.
Kelcey: OOH, FOOD.
Lucy: [ SIGHS ]
Kelcey: WOW, YOU HAVE REALLY GIVEN UP.
Lucy: YOU SAID DRESS COMFY.
Amanda: AND THAT YOU DID. [ CHUCKLES ]
Kelcey: LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
SO, LUCY, DON'T FREAK OUT.
Lucy: WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT?
Amanda: WHEN YOU GO BACK TO WORK MONDAY, YOU NEED TO START FRESH,
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA STOP BY YOUR OFFICE, CLEANSE YOUR CUBICLE.
Lucy: TURN AROUND.
Amanda: IT'S SATURDAY. NO ONE'S GONNA BE THERE.
Lucy: THIS IS PART OF YOUR CLEANSING PROGRAM --
FORCING ME TO GO BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME?
Amanda: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
A GOOD BREAKUP SONG, LIKE -- ♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪
Kelcey: UGH. YOU WON'T SURVIVE IF YOU PUT THAT ON.
WE NEED PANTERA. GIRL NEEDS TO RAGE!
[ COMPUTER DINGS ]
Woman: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND.
Kelcey: PLAY ARTIST -- PANTERA.
Amanda: PLAY SONG "I WILL SURVIVE."
Woman: I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOU. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
-Kelcey: PANTERA. -Amanda: "PIECE OF MY HEART"!
-Kelcey: PANTERA! -Amanda: "GO YOUR OWN WAY"!
Kelcey: PANTERA! [ MURMURING ]
Amanda: PLAY SONG -- "B4 I GET 2 YOU"!
[ MISS AMANI'S "B4 I GET 2 ONE" PLAYS ]
-FINALLY. THANK YOU. -♪ UH-OH, DID I JUST SCARE YOU ♪
-Kelcey: I DO LOVE THIS SONG. -♪ TALK NOW ♪
♪ YOU KNOW I DARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU KNEW THAT YOU HAD THIS COMING ♪
Amanda: COME ON, LUCE.
♪ AND THOUGHT I'D DO NOTHING, BUT NOW IS THE TIME ♪
♪ WHILE MY FRIENDS THEY HATED YOU ♪
♪ I JUST KEPT DEFENDING YOU ♪
♪ NOW YOU BRING THIS ATTITUDE ♪
♪ MAYBE IT WAS TRUE, I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHOA-OH-OH ♪
Kelcey: WHEN YOUR BOSSES
CHOSE TO NAME THE COMPANY "fingergames,"
DID THEY THINK ABOUT HOW MASTURBATORY IT SOUNDS?
Amanda: KELCEY, FOCUS.
Kelcey: I MEAN, WHAT'S THE COMPANY MOTTO --
"PLAY WITH YOURSELF"?
KEEP IT MOVING.
Amanda: WHOA. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE MUCH STUFF.
IT'S OKAY. JUST START TOSSING.
COME ON.
Kelcey: CHECK THIS OUT.
WOW, THERE REALLY IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE.
Lucy: YOU KNOW, WHAT IF BRENDAN IS MY SOMEONE?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I NEED HIM TO PUSH ME, TO MAKE ME GROW
SO I'M NOT ALONE IN 10 YEARS.
Amanda: OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING MUSHY.
COME ON. NO MUSH. NO MUSH.
[ GASPS ] WE HAVE A SITUATION.
Lucy: [ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
THIS IS SATURDAY. HE NEVER WORKS ON SATURDAYS.
Kelcey: DON'T WORRY. HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE.
WE'LL JUST SNEAK OUT THE BACK DOOR.
Amanda: YEAH.
Lucy: NO, THERE IS NO BACK DOOR. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT.
Kelcey: WELL, THE FIRE MARSHAL WOULD NOT APPROVE.
Amanda: WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WALK PAST.
Kelcey: BRENDAN.
Amanda: BRENDAN.
Brendan: LUCY!
HEY!
LUCY.
-Lucy: HI. -Brendan: HI.
Lucy: HI.
Brendan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-Amanda: WE'RE WALKING. -Lucy: WALKING.
Brendan: I TRIED TO CALL YOU.
Kelcey: THAT'S FUNNY.
THE ONLY MISSED CALLS SHE'S GOTTEN
WERE FROM "MR. GONORRHEA PANTS."
Brendan: OKAY, CAN I TALK TO LUCY WITHOUT THE ROOMMATE POSSE?
Amanda: WHY? SO YOU CAN CALL HER "CHILDISH"?
Brendan: YEAH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU "CHILDISH."
OBVIOUSLY I'VE BEEN STRESSED WITH WORK.
ALL RIGHT? I'M NOT SLEEPING.
I MISS SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU.
Kelcey: WELL, SHE'S SLEEPING NEXT TO ME NOW.
Amanda: NOT LIKE IT SOUNDS.
Brendan: ALL RIGHT, JUST BACK OFF.
Lucy: YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRLS? HE'S RIGHT.
I MEAN, I AM CHILDISH.
I PUT SUGAR IN MY CEREAL, AND I WEAR P.J.s WHEN I'M CRANKY.
I WEAR MONSTER FEET.
Kelcey: WHEN I'M NOT WEARING THEM.
Lucy: AND I HOLD ON TO THINGS FOR CHILDISH REASONS.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I MEAN, BUT THE MOST CHILDISH THING ABOUT ME...
IS THAT I LET YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD
FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE.
AND YOU NEVER LOVED ME FOR ME.
Brendan: LUCY --
Lucy: SO YOU CAN JUST TELL OTTO AND FRANK
THAT I AM TAKING A WEEK OFF -- ANOTHER WEEK --
BECAUSE I NEED A VACATION FROM YOU.
Amanda: BRENDAN.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
Lucy: THAT WASN'T TOO HARSH, RIGHT?
Kelcey: NO. IT'S CALLED BEING A GROWN-UP. BOOM!
Amanda: BOOM.
Lucy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
WHERE TO NOW? BRUNCH?
Kelcey: DISCOTHEQUE!
ACTUALLY, BRUNCH.
Amanda: OKAY, BUT FIRST WE HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO CLEANSE.
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