Kelcey: AND THERE SHE IS.
Amanda: LUCY, GUESS WHAT.
I BOOKED THE INFOMERCIAL GIG... PAJEGA JEANS.
Lucy: CONGRATS. CONGRATS.
Kelcey: IS IT PAJEGA JEANS?
Amanda: THEY'RE JEAN LEGGINGS WITH PAJAMA FEET.
Kelcey: OH, YOU MEAN LIKE SMURF PANTS,
'CAUSE I WOULD LIVE IN THOSE.
EVERYTHING OKAY, LUCE?
Lucy: OH, UH, YEAH. YEAH.
All: CHEERS.
-Lucy: PAJEGA-JEGA JEANS. -Kelcey: PAJEGA JEANS.
Amanda: PAJEGA JEANS.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I
AM ABOUT TO GET MY GAME ON
HEY
CAN'T YOU ZOOM IN? 'CAUSE I LOOK GOOD.
Kelcey: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
Amanda: OOH. I FEEL LIKE THAT GUY KISSED ME.
Lucy: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY PHONE?
AND DO YOU HAVE IDEA WHY I WOKE UP IN THE TUB?
Kelcey: YEAH, WE'RE JUST PIECING IT TOGETHER OURSELVES,
THANKS TO YOUR WALL.
I DRUNK-FACEBOOKED? OKAY.
GUYS, WHY... WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THAT?
Kelcey: WHY WOULD YOU LET US DO THAT?
-Amanda: NICE HORSEY, KELC. -Kelcey: SHUT UP.
BLACKOUTS EXIST FOR A REASON.
Lucy: MM.
Amanda: WHO'S NOELLE?
Lucy: OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DELETE. DELETE.
Kelcey: I REMEMBER YOU SAYING SOMETHING
ABOUT HER BEING, LIKE, A SHE-DEVIL THIEF?
-Amanda: MM-HMM. -Lucy: YEAH, SHE STOLE...
YOU GUYS, SHE STOLE MY APP IDEA,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID LAST NIGHT,
BUT SOMETHING REALLY TERRIBLE HAD HAPPENED AT WORK, AND...
WHAT IS THAT?
-Kelcey: THAT IS AWESOME. -Lucy: OH, MY GOD.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT IF DAVE SAW THAT?
I HAVE TO FIND MY PHONE.
Amanda: WHY? ARE YOU GONNA CALL DAVE?
Lucy: NO!
I'M GONNA TEXT HIM TO FIND OUT WHAT "WE NEED TO TALK" MEANS.
Kelcey: IT MEANS YOU NEED TO TALK, NOT TEXT.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING TO GO WITHOUT YOUR PHONE FOR A DAY.
Lucy: YOU DON'T GET IT. IF I'VE LOST MY PHONE, I HAVE LOST MYSELF.
-Amanda: YOU WANT ME TO CALL IT? -Lucy: YES! PLEASE.
-Amanda: YOU FOUND IT? -Lucy: WHAT?
Kelcey: NO. SORRY. NEVER MIND. IT'S MINE.
-I'VE HAD IT SINCE LAST NIGHT. -Amanda: YOU STOLE IT?
Kelcey: SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION.
THE GIRL'S A TEXT-AHOLIC.
I'LL GIVE IT BACK WHEN SHE'S READY.
JUST TRUST ME. I'M ALMOST A PSYCHOLOGIST.
Lucy: DID YOU CALL IT?
Amanda: IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.
Lucy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.
Kelcey: YOU KNOW, LAST TIME I REMEMBER YOU HAVING IT WAS AT DAVE'S.
MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE UNIVERSE'S WAY
OF TELLING YOU YOU NEED TO CONFRONT YOUR FEARS.
HMM.
-Amanda: NICE TRY. -Kelcey: WAIT FOR IT.
Kelcey: THREE OF PSYCH CLASSES AND STUDENT LOANS PAYING OFF.
IT IS BRIGHT OUT.
Lucy: HEY. YOU SEEN A PHONE?
Man: NO. NO. SORRY.
Dave: LUCY?
Lucy: HEY! DAVE.
HI.
Dave: PAPARAZZI ON YOUR TAIL?
NO, I'M JUST HERE HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS, MY PEEPS.
-Dave: YOUR PEEPS? -Lucy: MM-HMM.
Dave: AHA. YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE ME?
Lucy: SURE. UH, THIS IS GREG, AND THAT IS BOBBY.
CINDY IS RIGHT OVER THERE.
Man: I THINK OUR TABLE'S READY.
Lucy: OKAY.
Dave: LUCE.
Lucy: LOOK, DAVE. I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY PHONE, OKAY?
I AM JUST COMPLETELY MORTIFIED ABOUT LAST NIGHT,
ABOUT THE PAPER NAPKIN, AND...
THE DRAWING OF YOUR...SPATULA.
Dave: HEY, IT'S O... IT'S OKAY.
I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU,
ABOUT THE WHOLE BRENDAN-AND-NOELLE THING.
YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT ABOUT IT.
Lucy: WHAT?
I DRUNK-TEXTED YOU THAT?
-Dave: YEAH. -Lucy: GOD, I AM SO SORRY.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU.
Dave: WELL, YOU JUST NEEDED TO VENT.
JUST BECAUSE I'M BRENDAN'S ROOMMATE
DOESN'T MEAN YOU AND I STILL CAN'T BE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
Lucy: YEAH.
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM AND... AND NOELLE,
LIKE, WHEN IT STARTED?
Dave: NO.
BUT WOULD IT REALLY HAVE MATTERED,
WHETHER HE WAS CHEATING OR WHETHER HE MOVED ON SO QUICKLY?
I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING YOU FOUND OUT.
I FELT OBLIGATED TO HIM,
AND I WAS WORRIED WHAT HE MIGHT THINK,
BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO.
WORRY.
Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Dave: DO YOU WANT TO, MAYBE, UH...
DINNER OR LUNCH?
Lucy: ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT?
Lucy: 'CAUSE YOU JUST LEFT OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF WORDS.
Dave: IT'S BEEN A WHILE, ALL RIGHT?
Lucy: PLEASE. YOU HAVE, LIKE, A NEW GIRLFRIEND EVERY MONTH.
Dave: NO, IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I HAD SOMEONE THAT I REALLY LIKED.
Lucy: JUST STOP RIGHT NOW
BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF ANY FURTHER...
Lucy: ...WHEREAS I EMBARRASS MYSELF ALL THE TIME,
SO, UM...
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO LUNCH WITH ME
OR DINNER OR ANYTHING... SOMETIME?
THAT WAS SUPER-HARD.
-Dave: SEE? -Lucy: YEAH.
Dave: AND THE ANSWER IS YES. I'D LOVE TO.
AND IF I COULD HAVE THE DRAWING OF MY SPATULA.
Lucy: CONSIDER IT YOURS.