1 00:00:00,852 --> 00:00:03,888 This album was recorded in 1982. 2 00:00:03,955 --> 00:00:05,790 Banner year for metal. 3 00:00:05,857 --> 00:00:07,824 They look like they haven't aged a day. 4 00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:09,458 Neither have their haircuts. 5 00:00:10,861 --> 00:00:13,063 What's the matter with you? 6 00:00:14,131 --> 00:00:15,932 Oh, I'm just-- 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,168 Thinking about Nikki. 8 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,369 Have you seen her since the pump and dump? 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,338 No, she um-- 10 00:00:22,406 --> 00:00:24,573 She hasn't called or anything. 11 00:00:25,274 --> 00:00:27,009 I don't know what I did wrong. 12 00:00:27,077 --> 00:00:29,211 At least you know what kinda girl she is. 13 00:00:29,278 --> 00:00:30,946 Yeah, a slut. 14 00:00:31,981 --> 00:00:35,184 Look, these idiots write a song about the pure evil one can't be 15 00:00:35,251 --> 00:00:38,320 a virgin, and then some heavy metal slut shows up out of 16 00:00:38,387 --> 00:00:42,123 nowhere, has sex with you and then conveniently disappears? 17 00:00:42,191 --> 00:00:44,525 Doesn't that seem like an odd coincidence to you? 18 00:00:49,264 --> 00:00:51,498 Sign me up, miss dempsey. 19 00:00:51,566 --> 00:00:53,234 Sorry, Zack. 20 00:00:53,301 --> 00:00:56,536 It's track and field, not the special Olympics. 21 00:00:56,604 --> 00:00:59,906 If you can't stand up, you can't sign up. 22 00:00:59,974 --> 00:01:01,441 Oh can't I. 23 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,648 Well you just proved me wrong. 24 00:01:11,384 --> 00:01:12,451 Um-- 25 00:01:12,518 --> 00:01:14,220 I can't stop my legs-- 26 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:18,624 Look, Zack Dumphey's walking! He must have the book! 27 00:01:19,392 --> 00:01:20,760 I can't stop my legs! 28 00:01:20,827 --> 00:01:21,827 Help meeeee! 29 00:01:21,895 --> 00:01:24,263 Ahhhhh! 30 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:30,201 What the hell just happened? 31 00:01:30,269 --> 00:01:31,402 Where did Todd go? 32 00:01:33,285 --> 00:01:37,148 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,684 Dude hit the breaks! 34 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:42,651 I can't! 35 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,786 I can't! 36 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:48,357 Ahhhhhh! 37 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:51,194 Ahhhhhh! 38 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:01,837 What the hell-- 39 00:02:02,571 --> 00:02:05,907 Hey Zack, are you okay? 40 00:02:11,647 --> 00:02:14,148 Ooookay. 41 00:02:17,986 --> 00:02:19,486 Hurry up you shit-roosters! 44 00:02:36,904 --> 00:02:38,171 Holy shit! 45 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:46,812 Hey, little dude! 46 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,913 Where ya been? 47 00:02:47,981 --> 00:02:49,248 What the hell is going on?! 48 00:02:49,315 --> 00:02:51,583 You'll find out soon enough. 49 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:52,985 Loser. 50 00:02:55,889 --> 00:02:57,622 Told you he'd be back. 51 00:03:03,328 --> 00:03:04,528 Hey! 52 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:07,765 Hey I just want to talk to you for a second! 53 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:10,868 Where'd you go?! 54 00:03:11,136 --> 00:03:12,170 Whack! 55 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:20,343 He's coming to. 56 00:03:20,912 --> 00:03:22,679 What the hell? 57 00:03:22,746 --> 00:03:23,513 Jenny?? 58 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:24,647 Gah! 59 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:26,116 Sanddragon? 60 00:03:26,184 --> 00:03:28,218 What did you do to her? 61 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:30,320 Wanda? 62 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:32,521 Miss dempsey? 63 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,156 Something isn't right here. 64 00:03:34,224 --> 00:03:35,557 Who are you?! 65 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,026 I'm Todd! Duh! 66 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,794 Todd Smith! 67 00:03:40,831 --> 00:03:44,133 Todd Smith disappeared sixteen years ago. 68 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:47,169 Sixteen years? 69 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:51,206 That means I must have time traveled! 70 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,073 Wicked. 71 00:03:52,141 --> 00:03:53,208 Who are you really?! 72 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,909 I told you! I'm Todd! 73 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:58,112 What have I really changed that much? 74 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,681 You haven't changed at all. 75 00:04:00,749 --> 00:04:03,051 What are you? A cyborg? 76 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,584 Android? Hologram?! 77 00:04:04,652 --> 00:04:07,054 If I was a hologram you wouldn't be able to touch me. 78 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,188 Slap! 79 00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:09,756 See I'm not a hologram, I'm-- 80 00:04:09,824 --> 00:04:10,991 Slap! 81 00:04:11,059 --> 00:04:14,027 I told you I'm Todd from the future! 82 00:04:14,095 --> 00:04:18,631 No wait, this is the future, I'm from the past, 83 00:04:18,699 --> 00:04:20,266 I time traveled here. 84 00:04:20,334 --> 00:04:22,235 Remember that day in the hallway where that paraplegic kid got 85 00:04:22,302 --> 00:04:24,871 the book, and I had to jump on his back-- 86 00:04:24,938 --> 00:04:27,806 You ran down the hall and never returned. 87 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,541 I remember. 88 00:04:29,609 --> 00:04:31,110 The day everything went to shit. 89 00:04:31,178 --> 00:04:32,278 Spit! 90 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,580 Curtis-- 91 00:04:34,647 --> 00:04:35,814 Dude what happened to you? 92 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:37,916 You look so old. 93 00:04:37,984 --> 00:04:39,985 It was the corn chips dude. 94 00:04:40,052 --> 00:04:42,053 The corn chips. 95 00:04:42,121 --> 00:04:44,522 All the chemicals prematurely aged me. 96 00:04:45,691 --> 00:04:47,959 Where's Hannah and Jimmy? 97 00:04:48,027 --> 00:04:49,160 Jimmy died! 98 00:04:49,228 --> 00:04:51,696 A long time ago. 99 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:59,003 He lived as a pervert and he died as a pervert. 100 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:02,239 All I have left of him are his nunchucks. 101 00:05:02,307 --> 00:05:04,808 And we haven't seen Hannah since the incident. 102 00:05:04,876 --> 00:05:07,878 We don't talk about the incident! 103 00:05:07,945 --> 00:05:11,881 Okay, look, I have no idea what's going on around here, 104 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:15,618 but I promise I'll take care of everything. 105 00:05:15,685 --> 00:05:16,552 Yeah. 106 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,954 Sure you will. 107 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:20,489 But until we find out who you really are, 108 00:05:20,557 --> 00:05:21,891 you're gonna be our prisoner. 109 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:23,293 Our sex prisoner! 110 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,060 Please say yes, I'm so tired of the dildos-- 111 00:05:25,128 --> 00:05:28,030 No! Normal prisoner! 112 00:05:28,097 --> 00:05:29,664 Lock him up. 113 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:31,699 Wait, where are you taking me?! 114 00:05:31,767 --> 00:05:32,767 Stop! 115 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:35,037 Stupid sexy one-eyed Jenny. 116 00:05:35,104 --> 00:05:36,905 She thinks she's in charge of me. 117 00:05:36,973 --> 00:05:38,173 Pffft. 118 00:05:38,241 --> 00:05:41,142 No one's in charge of me except me. 119 00:05:46,581 --> 00:05:49,382 Uhhh! 120 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:53,086 Hey! 121 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:55,121 Shhhh! 122 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,492 I'm getting you out of here dude. 123 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,194 The girls are debating whether to torture you, or pleasure you. 124 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:03,596 Can we wait and see which one they choose? 125 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:04,697 No can do! 126 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,466 We gotta get you back to your time. 127 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,569 Curtis, are you gonna tell me what the hell's going on? 128 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,006 We're in the middle of a war dude. 129 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,842 A bad war. 130 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,877 The Femme Batales are the last remaining survivors 131 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,178 of the resistance. 132 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:19,945 Who? 133 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,546 The Femme Batales! 134 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,014 That's what the girls call themselves. 135 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,616 Oh. 136 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,651 Our mission it to topple the satanic society, and overthrow 137 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,053 its leader Atticus Murphy. 138 00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:31,490 He must have used the book to do this. 139 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,892 Here's the crazy thing after you disappeared, 140 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,993 the book was never seen again. 141 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:36,861 Weird. 142 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:38,161 Yeah-- 143 00:06:38,229 --> 00:06:39,964 Curtis! Where's my dinner?! 144 00:06:40,031 --> 00:06:43,033 Dude seriously, you're their "where's my dinner" guy? 145 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:44,535 This is the future Todd. 146 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:46,136 We use the word "chef." 147 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,808 There's a secret passage to the school through here. 148 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:55,111 If you want to find Zack, this is the only way in. 149 00:06:55,178 --> 00:06:58,080 Great but once I find Zack, how do I get back home? 150 00:06:58,148 --> 00:06:59,983 Who said anything about you leaving? 151 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:00,917 Ah! 152 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:03,786 Walk away rebel. 153 00:07:04,522 --> 00:07:05,622 With just one him. 154 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,723 Not on my watch minion! 155 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,591 Does that mean you don't want-- 156 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:11,493 These? 157 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,862 You think you can buy my best friend off with 158 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,532 a bag of junk food, you don't know Curtis Weaver-- 159 00:07:16,599 --> 00:07:17,666 He's all yours! 160 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:18,967 Dude what the fuck?! 161 00:07:19,035 --> 00:07:21,136 You sold me out for a bag of corn chips! 162 00:07:21,203 --> 00:07:23,971 I can't help it Todd! I'm a corn hole addict! 163 00:07:24,039 --> 00:07:25,840 The future has changed you man. 164 00:07:25,908 --> 00:07:28,108 Who are you to judge me?! 165 00:07:28,176 --> 00:07:29,810 I'm this way because of you! 166 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:30,878 I lost everything! 167 00:07:30,946 --> 00:07:31,712 Hannah! 168 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:33,480 Important body parts! 169 00:07:33,549 --> 00:07:34,882 My boyish good looks. 170 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:37,018 Dude all I did was jump on some guy's back! 171 00:07:37,085 --> 00:07:39,653 How's I supposed to know that this was gonna happen?! 172 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,687 You left me Todd! 173 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:42,188 The corn chips didn't. 174 00:07:42,256 --> 00:07:45,058 Sure I can't always find them, but that's because I live 175 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,893 under the ground. 176 00:07:46,961 --> 00:07:48,862 I know they're always out there somewhere. 177 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:51,064 Waiting for me. 178 00:07:51,131 --> 00:07:52,065 Ahhh-- 179 00:07:52,132 --> 00:07:53,099 I hope you choke on them. 180 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,167 Spit! 181 00:07:55,902 --> 00:07:58,704 They're so tasty! 182 00:07:58,772 --> 00:08:02,041 They're so tasty! 183 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:03,876 I'm sorry Todd! 184 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:28,999 Really? 185 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:34,905 Hello Todd Smith. 186 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,040 So nice to see you again. 187 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,810 Welcome to my lair. 188 00:08:39,877 --> 00:08:41,011 This is your office. 189 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:42,779 No guidance counselors have offices. 190 00:08:42,847 --> 00:08:44,981 Satanic overlords have lairs. 191 00:08:45,048 --> 00:08:47,583 Aren't you going to congratulate me? 192 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:49,051 On being a crazy asshole? 193 00:08:49,119 --> 00:08:50,452 No way. 194 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,887 You can't talk to me like that, Todd Smith. 195 00:08:51,955 --> 00:08:53,623 I'm the big cheese around here. 196 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:55,124 The cock of the walk. 197 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:57,159 I'm a big cock. 198 00:08:58,528 --> 00:08:59,728 Wait a second. 199 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:01,730 There's no way you took over crowley heights 200 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:03,832 all by yourself you're way too stupid. 201 00:09:03,899 --> 00:09:05,199 True. 202 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,602 The first part of what you said is true. 203 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:10,939 The second part about me being stupid, is stupid. 204 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,540 But you're right. 205 00:09:12,608 --> 00:09:14,175 I did have some help. 206 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:24,985 Hannah? 207 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:29,881 Hello Todd. 208 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:32,183 Ew you hooked up with Atticus! 209 00:09:32,251 --> 00:09:34,418 Ugh, that- 210 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,588 is that the other half of sanddragon lodged 211 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:38,655 in your skull? 212 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:40,324 A little sensitivity please! 213 00:09:40,392 --> 00:09:42,393 It's alright sugar dumpling. 214 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:44,727 I don't mind. 215 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:47,463 Yes Todd! 216 00:09:47,531 --> 00:09:48,731 You're correct. 217 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:51,234 I do have a sword lodged in my skull! 218 00:09:51,302 --> 00:09:54,537 It happened shortly after the three-way with Curtis. 219 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:55,939 And Jenny. 220 00:09:56,007 --> 00:09:57,807 You guys had a three-way and you didn't invite me? 221 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:58,941 Thanks a lot. 222 00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,709 You disappeared! Remember?! 223 00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:02,244 Oh... 224 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,646 So the three-way's the incident nobody wants to talk about. 225 00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:08,417 The three-way happened before the incident. 226 00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:09,952 So then what was the incident? 227 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,587 I don't talk about the incident! 228 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,624 What I will talk about is the sword in my skull. 229 00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:18,859 You see the blade has permanently damaged my brain's 230 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:21,462 capacity for morality and empathy, 231 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,998 transforming me into evil Hannah. 232 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,500 I prefer new and improved Hannah. 233 00:10:26,568 --> 00:10:28,002 Mature Hannah. 234 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,238 Satanic queen Hannah. 235 00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:36,243 Well enjoy being evil while it lasts, 236 00:10:36,311 --> 00:10:38,878 because your days of fear and oppression are ending right now! 237 00:10:38,947 --> 00:10:40,680 Is that why you're here? 238 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,316 To destroy us? 239 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,517 No actually I came here by accident. 240 00:10:44,585 --> 00:10:47,653 We know all about your adventures in time. 241 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,189 I was in the lab examining your friend. 242 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:51,623 The one with the vibrating legs. 243 00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:53,059 Zack's still alive?? 244 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,928 If by alive you mean brain-dead, then yes. 245 00:10:55,996 --> 00:10:57,964 We know that Zack used the book. 246 00:10:58,031 --> 00:11:01,567 We searched him but we couldn't find the book. 247 00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:03,568 Which means you must know where it is. 248 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:05,937 Uh no I don't. 249 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:06,838 Liar! 250 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,206 Whack! 251 00:11:08,274 --> 00:11:09,807 Show us the book Todd! 252 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,109 I don't have it. 253 00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:13,544 Whack! 254 00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:17,315 If you refuse to cooperate, you leave us no choice but to-- 255 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,516 Kill you!!! 256 00:11:21,552 --> 00:11:24,654 If we kill him, he can't show us where he hid the book, 257 00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:25,622 now can he? 258 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,557 Boy you really are stupid. 259 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,295 Let's torture him. 260 00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:43,739 Oh this work can make a man do terrible things. 261 00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,909 I sold out my best friend. 262 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:48,777 For a bag of corn chips. 263 00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,846 So he wasn't working for the society. 264 00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:51,946 He was innocent. 265 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,749 We could have fucked him afterall! 266 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:56,885 Now that the corn chips have been eaten, 267 00:11:56,952 --> 00:12:00,655 my guilt has set in in my stomach. 268 00:12:00,723 --> 00:12:03,658 Maybe it's heartburn, maybe it's an ulcer, 269 00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:08,496 all I know is I have something in my stomach and it hurts. 270 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:09,830 What's your point Curtis? 271 00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:12,466 We need to go back to the school, rescue Todd 272 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:14,368 and send him back to his time. 273 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:15,236 Forget it! 274 00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:16,603 Not our problem. 275 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,906 Curtis is right, Todd is a good man. 276 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,274 A real man. 277 00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:21,909 Hey! 278 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:24,444 My balls may be made out of tin, but my wiener is only half 279 00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,812 made out of tin, the other half is rubber. 280 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,216 I'm not going to put my life on the line for some skid. 281 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:32,652 You're still angry that he had sex with that girl 282 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:33,719 all those years ago-- 283 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,954 Her name was Nikki! 284 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,689 And no, I'm not. 285 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,324 Besides there are four of us and hundreds of them. 286 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,527 We have to think of our own survival. 287 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:51,336 What happened to the Femme Batales I once knew?! 288 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,373 The ones who were brave and fearless! 289 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,774 And had balls! 290 00:12:56,841 --> 00:12:59,710 Bigger balls th any man or beast. 291 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:03,681 I used to affectionately call you my "Femme balls." 292 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:08,286 But somehow you let your vaginas take over. 293 00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:10,854 And they smothered your balls to death! 294 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:15,625 And now you're just a bunch of pussies with no balls. 295 00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:18,661 Is anyone else confused? 296 00:13:18,729 --> 00:13:20,464 All I can think of are balls-- 297 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:22,466 What the hell are you talking about Curtis?! 298 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:25,802 If we don't stand up to the forces of evil tonight, 299 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:28,270 Atticus will keep winning and we'll keep losing! 300 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,573 Don't you want to take revenge on the harlet 301 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,040 that took your eye?! 302 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,110 Hannah! 303 00:13:34,177 --> 00:13:34,977 Come on girls! 304 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:36,877 I need to fuck or fight! 305 00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:39,714 Since there's no one to fuck, what do you say commander? 306 00:13:39,781 --> 00:13:43,418 One more battle for old time sake? 307 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,754 Gather your weapons! 308 00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:48,689 We strike at midnight. 309 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:49,824 Victory! 310 00:13:49,891 --> 00:13:51,291 In your face! 311 00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:52,959 Yeah! 312 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,465 Would you like me to tell how we're gonna torture you? 313 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,367 Uh-- 314 00:14:00,435 --> 00:14:02,136 I'd prefer it if you didn't? 315 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:05,472 First you're gonna slap me real hard to get me in the mood. 316 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,473 Wrong torture sugar dumpling. 317 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,642 Don't ruin the surprise. 318 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:10,976 You're right-- 319 00:14:11,044 --> 00:14:12,678 All you need to know is we're gonna torture you 320 00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:15,181 and you're not gonna like it. 321 00:14:15,249 --> 00:14:17,783 Ahhhhhhh! 322 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:22,855 Minions, attack! 323 00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:24,589 Why are you just standing there? 324 00:14:25,358 --> 00:14:26,625 Hannah! 325 00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:29,093 What you're gonna kill me with a spatula? 326 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,601 Razor-sharp spatula. 327 00:14:37,537 --> 00:14:38,903 Well-- 328 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:41,505 If it isn't Curtis and Femme Batales. 329 00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:42,673 Where's your leader? 330 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,441 Jenny whore-linski. 331 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,547 Right behind you. 332 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,650 Sandragon, nah! 333 00:14:53,951 --> 00:14:55,552 You're welcome. 334 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,920 Alright Femme Batales! 335 00:14:57,988 --> 00:14:59,922 Time to do your thing. 336 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:01,491 Our thing! 337 00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:04,460 Ahhhhh! 338 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,500 You came back for me. 339 00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:14,336 I'm sorry I screwed you dude. 340 00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:17,038 All the corn chips in the world can't replace you Todd. 341 00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:21,710 You think I'm going down that easy? 342 00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:26,348 Atticus Murphy Jr. doesn't go down for anyone that easy. 343 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:31,586 Now could someone please remove this blade from my back. 344 00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:34,955 What are you waiting for skid? Get out of here! 345 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:36,857 Todd listen-- 346 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:38,659 There's something I have to tell you. 347 00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:41,395 You don't have to say anything Jenny. 348 00:15:41,463 --> 00:15:44,464 You want me to stay, because you love me so much. 349 00:15:44,532 --> 00:15:46,366 And I get that but, 350 00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:49,736 I gotta fix the future babe. 351 00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:51,438 I was just gonna say-- 352 00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:53,406 Don't get yourself killed. 353 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,641 Oh uh-- 354 00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:56,610 Okay. 355 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,445 We gotta go get Zack. 356 00:15:58,512 --> 00:16:00,379 He's in the science lab, come on! 357 00:16:05,885 --> 00:16:07,886 I missed you Todd. 358 00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:13,191 Come on death! 359 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,793 Grab me with your steely claws and drag me into the abyss! 360 00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,495 I dare you. 361 00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:20,431 I double dare you! 362 00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:25,270 Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-- 363 00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:28,839 I had a really bad day and didn't mean to blame it on you. 364 00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:31,608 Let's be friends. 365 00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:39,215 We did it. 366 00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:40,617 We won! 367 00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:43,520 That's what you think Jenny. 368 00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:48,691 Say hello to my lazer friend. 369 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:52,227 You're gonna pay for jamming a sword in my brain cyclops! 370 00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:54,930 Got more where that came from sword brain! 371 00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:57,533 Ugh! 372 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,905 Hannah-- 373 00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:08,209 I'm sorry about the incident. 374 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,513 I'm not. 375 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:17,985 There he is! 376 00:17:18,987 --> 00:17:21,422 So how do I do this? 377 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:23,791 Uh, easy! 378 00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:29,330 We cut off his legs and yours and then we switch them. 379 00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,931 You do it. 380 00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:33,834 How about we don't cut off his legs and I just get on his back? 381 00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,868 Yeah that could work too. 382 00:17:37,003 --> 00:17:38,270 Hey-- 383 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,374 What if this doesn't work and I'm stuck 384 00:17:41,442 --> 00:17:43,209 in this future forever? 385 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:45,177 Then we move in together. 386 00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:47,179 We'll get bunk beds. 387 00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:49,248 I was gonna say I'll miss you dude, 388 00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:51,416 but I'll see you real soon. 389 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:52,718 I hope. 390 00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,387 I miss the younger me. 391 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:58,122 Make sure and tell that fuckle-head to lay off 392 00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,591 the corn chips okay? 393 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:00,726 You got it. 394 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:07,232 Wow he's really heavy for a paraplegic. 395 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:08,299 Watch it! 396 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:14,872 Jenny! 397 00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:16,440 No!!! 398 00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:17,274 Hannah! 399 00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:18,142 No! 400 00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:20,478 Todd you gotta get back to the present and make sure this 401 00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:21,712 future never happens! 402 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,180 Go now! 403 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,814 Todd wait! 404 00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:28,217 I may be totally off on this one but if y r run forwards, 405 00:18:28,285 --> 00:18:30,152 you may go forwards in time. 406 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,623 Maybe you should run backwards. 407 00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:35,759 Yeah that's actually a pretty good point. 408 00:18:35,826 --> 00:18:37,627 This tumor's good for something. 409 00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:42,731 I always loved you! 410 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:44,400 You mean as a friend right?! 411 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,634 That too! 412 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,574 It's sure gonna be lonely-- 413 00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:54,309 Here-- 414 00:18:54,377 --> 00:18:55,643 In the future. 415 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,450 Slam! 416 00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:09,323 Please let me be back. 417 00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:11,425 It sure looks the same-- 418 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,728 Better check outside to make sure. 419 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,140 Jimmy? 420 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,674 But he looks so young? 421 00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,609 You double crossed us little dude! 422 00:19:30,677 --> 00:19:31,243 Zap! 423 00:19:31,311 --> 00:19:32,478 Shit! 424 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,412 Zap! 425 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,814 Little fucker man! 426 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:36,415 I must've gone too far in the past. 427 00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:37,650 Zap! 428 00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:39,318 Shitty. 429 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,454 That loser's locked us out of the school. 430 00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:44,622 You haven't won yet little we'll be waiting for ya. 431 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,758 For as long as it takes. 432 00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:49,160 Yeah suck it! 433 00:19:49,227 --> 00:19:53,531 Well, we better get that little twat man. 434 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:00,537 Jimmy! 435 00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:01,572 Nikki? 436 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:02,606 No it couldn't be? 437 00:20:02,674 --> 00:20:04,407 Come on let's get out of here. 438 00:20:04,509 --> 00:20:05,642 Zap! 439 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:07,344 Don't think I can babe... 440 00:20:07,411 --> 00:20:08,946 Yes you can, they are gone. 441 00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:12,649 No I mean I really don't think I can get out f here. 442 00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:14,351 I'm trapped inside. 443 00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:18,554 I told you the book was bad news. 444 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:24,560 Wait babe, I'm sorry! 445 00:20:27,598 --> 00:20:29,431 Oh shit, my ride! 446 00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:40,043 What the hell just happened? 447 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:41,110 Where did Todd go? 448 00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:43,346 Ahhhhhhhhh! 449 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:44,013 Slam! 450 00:20:48,018 --> 00:20:49,284 Ugh-- 451 00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,725 Hey guys! 452 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,261 What the hell just happened? 453 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,895 I'll tell you about it later. 454 00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:04,331 Actually it's probably best if I didn't. 455 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:05,433 Come on. 456 00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:08,035 Hey! 457 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,970 Hey I was eating those! 458 00:21:10,038 --> 00:21:12,805 Dude trust me you're gonna thank me one day. 459 00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:14,140 What happened to the book? 460 00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:17,448 Maybe it got lost somewhere in time. 461 00:21:31,474 --> 00:21:35,630 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com