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♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪
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♪ this is my home a year ago ♪
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♪ looking for a place
to call my own ♪
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♪ got nobody in the world, let's go ♪
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♪ baby, I can dance ♪
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♪ say good-bye,
gonna hit the road ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh, we ♪
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Holy Moly.
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When you asked your place or mine,
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I definitely made the right decision.
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Holy Moly?
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I'm on my best behavior.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Did you know that a U.S. Marshal
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makes less than 50 grand
a year annually?
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You being a baseball
pitcher, you're making...
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More than that.
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You really think you can impress me
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with your fancy car,
fancy house, fancy looks?
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I don't know.
Depends on what you mean by Holy Moly.
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One second.
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What you doing, calling for backup?
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[Line rings]
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Walter: Who is this
and how did you get this number?
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[Beep]
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Walter, I am officially
invoking paragraph "c"
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of our friends with benefits pact,
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to which either party
must suspend said pact
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upon initiation of sexual
relations with a third party.
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Paragraph "c."
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Someone broke into my house.
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Stay here.
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What? No.
I'm the guy.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Son of a bitch got my trophies.
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[Glass shatters]
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He's still here.
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[Glass shatters]
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U.S. Marshal.
Stop or I'll shoot.
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Why didn't you shoot him?
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Hard to explain a bullet in the back
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of a fleeing unarmed man.
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Thanks, Mr. Haywood.
Big fan.
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Thanks, detectives.
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Think they'll find the guy?
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I wouldn't hold my breath.
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Damn it.
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Did you have something
very valuable in there?
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- No, it's just...
- Sentimental?
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Yeah, a world title ring,
a bunch of trophies,
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the ball from my first no hitter.
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Yeah.
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You wouldn't happen to know
any private detectives, maybe?
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If you really need something found,
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I know the guy.
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You don't sound 100% on that.
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He's... a little strange.
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"World championship ring,
Dick Howser trophy,
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one signed baseball,
framed rookie baseball card,
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one glove, one full team uniform,
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cleats", yadda.
"Gym bag, necklace."
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Is this everything?
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That I noticed, yeah.
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You're not telling me something.
He's not telling me something.
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What's he talking about?
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I warned you.
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Look, if you could find my stuff,
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I'd pay you whatever you ask.
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Both:
Leo takes care of that.
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You know, back in the day,
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I was quite
the accomplished pitcher myself.
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Little league.
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They wrote a story
about me in the paper.
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Of course, I was no Frank Haywood,
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but who is?
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I am.
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Have you seen his fastball?
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I was hoping to,
but we got interrupted by a robber.
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So you insist that this list includes
everything that was taken?
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Yes.
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You're lying.
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When you said that you were
hoping to see his fastball,
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did you mean that in
a suggestive manner?
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Walter, you have to start
checking your messages.
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Why?
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Did you invoke paragraph
"c" to this guy?
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Yeah.
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What's paragraph "c"?
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Don't worry about it.
It's not important.
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Will you help or not?
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Hmm. Not.
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He's keeping something from me.
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[Sighs]
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What's paragraph "c"?
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Walter and I enjoy a highly evolved
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friends with benefits arrangement.
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If one of us becomes serious
about another person,
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then we invoke paragraph "c".
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You freaked out?
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About him or the fact
that you're serious about me?
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I'll go talk to him.
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Did you say no because
of paragraph "c"?
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I said no because Frank
is a lying liar face.
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That's the technical term.
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What are you talking about?
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I got no time for people
who can't even be honest
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about what they're looking for.
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I have projects
of my own, you know.
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How can you be so sure
Frank's lying?
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Item number 13.
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"One red and blue gym
bag with white zipper
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containing socks, underwear,
personal effects."
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And number 14.
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"Trophy".
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Who describes a gym bag
down to the zipper,
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yet doesn't describe
the Dick Howser trophy?
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What's a Dick Howser trophy?
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It's the Heisman trophy of baseball.
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It's a very big deal.
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Look, point is,
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there's something much more
important to him in that bag,
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but he doesn't want to admit it.
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It's got to be drugs.
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Gold bullion for hookers.
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[Gasps] Frank's probably
a coked-up sex fiend
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trying to start world war III.
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I detect a faint note of sarcasm.
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Just do it for me.
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Personal favor.
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I'll do it.
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For you.
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But Frank is lying, and when
I found out what he's lying about,
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you're not gonna be happy.
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It's a no-brainer.
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There's nothing more
anti-American
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than the designated hitter.
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Al-Qaeda is more
anti-American than anything.
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This country was founding
on a celebration
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of our individual freedoms.
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The designated hitter puts
the team's collective success
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over that of the individual.
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You can't bat?
Oh, don't worry,
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we'll just have somebody else
do that part of your job for you
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so we can all win together.
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There's another name
for that, Leo, communism.
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Is it true that
Frankie Haywood was here?
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He's hot.
Where did he sit?
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Green chair.
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You can't get anymore
anti-American
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than actually trying
to destroy America.
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Look at me. I'm sitting
where Frankie Haywood sat.
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Al-Qaeda's doomed to failure.
They're hiding in caves.
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Designated hitters
walk amongst us as heroes.
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It's subversive.
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Let's go get Haywood's stuff.
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I'm coming with you guys.
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Shotgun.
Absolutely not.
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I can help.
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She may come in handy
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if we need to steal something.
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Do you hear what you're saying?
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Do you promise to steal
only from thieves?
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Yes.
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There you go.
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No, it's too dangerous.
You're staying here.
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It's for your own protection.
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So what, you just want
me to hang out here
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and work behind the bar?
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You aren't allowed behind the bar.
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What is that?
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It's an honor jar.
You got to be kidding me.
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No, it's great.
People get their own drinks,
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put cash in the jar.
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Pour and pay.
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Ajar?
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You trust a jar more than me?
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It's for your own good.
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Think of it as an opportunity
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to prove that you're a team player.
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Professional sports is
the modern-day equivalent
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to Roman circuses,
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created to distract the populous
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from more important matters.
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All professional sports?
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Yeah. Except for baseball, football,
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tennis, soccer, NASCAR, and hockey.
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So golf?
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Golf is not a sport.
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Neither is origami.
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Be careful!
That's worth $800.
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It's authentic.
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It's not authentic.
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That's a page from Michael
Jordan's workout journal
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written in his own hand.
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Do you know a pitcher
named Frank Haywood?
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Are you kidding me? He's 16 and 0
against the spread this season.
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Guy's got one of
the lowest fips in the league.
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Fips?
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Fielding independent pitching.
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And don't get me started
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on his stupidly high strand rate.
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A bunch of his collectables
got stolen last night.
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I don't deal in stolen merchandise.
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I'm a changed man, Walter.
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You owe me 800 bucks!
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Michael Jordan was right-handed.
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Whoever wrote this is a lefty
pretending to be right-handed.
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Oh, look at this.
That looks kind of overpriced and fishy.
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Very. Tell the man
what he needs to know
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or he will rip up
every fake that you have.
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Look, look, look.
I haven't heard anything
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about any Haywood
stuff on the market.
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If this happened,
it's not any of the regulars.
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My guess, an interloper in the game.
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Who?
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I'm guessing.
Try the help. No, no, no.
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The twins, ok?
You didn't hear it from me.
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Who are the twins?
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Smash and grab guys.
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Very disruptive, psychos.
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You didn't hear it from me.
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Where can we find them?
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We didn't hear it from you.
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Huh. So these guys
are super criminals, right?
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I mean, this is not a good
use of my finder power.
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I'm gonna need a crowbar
and a hammer to open up this crate.
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[Gunshot]
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Are you the twins?
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Yeah.
Bitch, don't move a muscle.
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At least we know
we came to the right place.
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You're the twins?
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That's right.
What do you want?
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You don't look anything alike.
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Really, Walter, that's what
you want to discuss right now?
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What do you want?
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You stole some property
from a friend of ours.
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We're here to get it back.
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What we steal we keep.
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If you don't like it, you can die.
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I'm sorry, I just don't see
any resemblance at all.
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Just because we're twins doesn't
mean we're related, idiot.
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We both are twins,
just not with each other.
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All right, well,
where's your brothers?
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You mean my sister.
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You know what, just stab me.
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I can't talk about this anymore.
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Tyson, get him.
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Get him, Tyson.
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Gah! Aah!
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Leo! Leo!
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Leo!
Ow!
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Very efficiently done.
Thank you.
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Seemed easier than finding a hammer.
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This is the big score?
Plushy ducks?
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We got sent after the wrong guys.
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It kind of takes the fun
out of all the punching.
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You guys are dead.
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You know what,
you threaten too much.
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You ever hear the boy who cried wolf?
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Ow!
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I'm sorry.
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What's wrong?
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Walter was right.
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Is this about paragraph "c"?
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00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:07,078
I don't care about that.
266
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,944
Last season I fell into a slump.
267
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,679
I got in my own head,
my confidence was shot.
268
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,220
I could barely get
a pitch across the plate.
269
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,556
It was bad.
270
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,089
They were gonna bump
me down to the minors.
271
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,316
Slumps happen.
272
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,627
And you turned it around, right?
273
00:11:18,794 --> 00:11:20,762
Yeah.
But I had help.
274
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,828
From who?
275
00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,157
God.
276
00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:24,594
Maybe Jesus.
277
00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,702
It could have been
an angel or a Saint.
278
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:27,894
Maybe the virgin mother.
279
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,334
Wow. You are really religious.
280
00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:32,298
I started wearing my Saint
Christopher medal again,
281
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:33,835
the one I got in my confirmation,
282
00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:34,965
going to church.
283
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,635
I got myself right with Jesus again.
284
00:11:36,812 --> 00:11:38,211
And the slump went away.
285
00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:39,712
Within 3 weeks.
286
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,215
3 weeks.
Jesus took his time.
287
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:44,945
That Saint Christopher
medal was stolen.
288
00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,315
I need it.
289
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:49,590
Look, trust me,
290
00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:51,352
Walter will find your medal.
291
00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:52,683
I promise you.
292
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,955
Come here.
293
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,899
I realize what's been bugging me.
294
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,303
Walter!
What in the hell?
295
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,372
Now, any good thief
knows a common deadbolt
296
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,000
like the one on your back door
297
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:07,335
is the easiest lock to pick.
298
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,268
I can't believe you just
broke into my house.
299
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,612
With a paperclip.
300
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,737
If I can waltz in here
with a paperclip,
301
00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:14,940
what kind of thief
would use a crowbar?
302
00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:15,981
A stupid one.
303
00:12:16,118 --> 00:12:18,109
Walter is saying it was amateur hour.
304
00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:19,345
Oh.
305
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:22,282
I'm saying that this robbery
wasn't about stealing.
306
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,285
None of this makes sense to me.
307
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,821
What was in the bag?
Steroids, maybe?
308
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,930
That would explain
your sudden career resurgence.
309
00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:30,861
- No.
- Walter.
310
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,830
Jesus helped him get over his slump.
311
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,300
Think about it, roids
are a federal offense.
312
00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:37,303
Now this thief knows your secret.
313
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,005
My advice, do not lie to Congress.
314
00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:41,040
It's worse than admitting
315
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,405
to using performance enhancing drugs.
316
00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,040
Wait. Are you being blackmailed?
317
00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,771
No.
You believe him?
318
00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:47,348
There are no steroids.
319
00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,274
Then how do you explain
your gigantic head?
320
00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:50,919
You're fired.
Get out of my house now.
321
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,110
Roid rage.
322
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,243
Frank, listen.
323
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:54,912
Once you hire Walter,
you can't fire him.
324
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:55,920
Why not?
325
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,185
Think about it like inviting
a vampire into your home.
326
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,258
Well, that would have
been nice to know
327
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:00,794
before I hired him.
328
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,056
Walter's not the cops.
329
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:03,664
So if something illegal is going on,
330
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,164
you should just tell him.
331
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,801
Illegal?
I think it's time
332
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,767
for the both of you to leave.
333
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:11,736
Frankie, come on,
we can talk about this.
334
00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:13,067
Talk about this?
335
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,677
I just told you
something deeply personal
336
00:13:15,811 --> 00:13:17,142
and you believe this guy?
337
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,812
Maybe you two maniacs
were meant for each other.
338
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,350
You can see yourselves out.
339
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,350
What?
340
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:37,323
Walter jealous?
No.
341
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,899
Oh, so you think it's a coincidence
342
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,467
that he busted up
me and the perfect man?
343
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:41,894
Perfect?
344
00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:45,097
Successful, smart, charming, funny,
345
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,300
modest, reflective,
346
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:49,843
and religious.
347
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,207
- That sounds perfect.
- Religious I'm ok with.
348
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,337
I didn't say anything.
349
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,040
Religious is within acceptable.
350
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:01,922
Look, I know you think
I belong with Walter.
351
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,726
Walter didn't bust you
guys up on purpose.
352
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:07,852
He's naturally disruptive.
353
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,224
You think I'm too ambitious
because I work late,
354
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,957
because I'm trying to get
my law degree at night.
355
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,795
No, ambition is personal.
356
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,369
You're driven by a sense of duty.
357
00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:18,905
Because you were given the gifts
of beauty and intelligence,
358
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:21,474
you feel you owe it to
your sex and to your culture
359
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,778
to rise as far as you
can in the world.
360
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,473
And for that, you need
an appropriate man beside you.
361
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,010
Appropriate does not describe Walter.
362
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,175
No argument here.
363
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,843
You know, when I think
of the kind of man
364
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:34,785
I want to spend the rest
of my life with,
365
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,946
it's Frank.
366
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:38,355
Then why aren't you with him?
367
00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:41,052
And don't blame Walter.
368
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,227
I gotta go.
369
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,266
Where?
370
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:49,064
To help Walter find what was stolen
371
00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:51,069
from the perfect man.
372
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,074
That's Frank's house over there.
373
00:14:58,213 --> 00:14:59,771
You see his chimney sticking up?
374
00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,549
Isabel said that the robber came
through these bushes here.
375
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,876
What's in the bag?
376
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,180
The equivalent of what
Frank said was stolen.
377
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,085
We're gonna pretend like
a hot U.S. Marshal
378
00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:09,121
is chasing us with a gun.
379
00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:10,782
- That's your plan?
- Our plan.
380
00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:13,360
1, 2, 3, flee!
381
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:22,359
We couldn't just pretend
to carry the bags?
382
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,903
Haven't you ever heard the saying
383
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,904
to really someone
you got to run a mile
384
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,508
carrying a heavy bag
full of their junk?
385
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,367
Throw the bag now!
386
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:34,879
This is not science.
387
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,041
I tell you over and over,
388
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,551
finding is an art.
389
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,411
There we go.
390
00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,850
Walter, why would someone
steal a bunch of stuff
391
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,257
and then dump it in a culvert?
392
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,192
Method of entry shows he's a rookie.
393
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:52,926
Realizes he's being chased,
panics and hides his stuff.
394
00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:56,867
Isabel came to ask me if you
were jealous of Frank and her.
395
00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:59,236
He's perfect for her.
I can see that.
396
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,503
Plus, me and Isabel,
not that kind of relationship.
397
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:08,383
You're pretty sure the bag
is in that culvert?
398
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,381
It's exactly the right
distance from the house
399
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:14,615
to stop and listen,
realize he isn't being chased,
400
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,520
and then turn on a flashlight.
401
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:20,989
What better place than a culvert?
402
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,563
How about a tree?
403
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,094
Huh.
404
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,071
I definitely would have
went with the culvert.
405
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,334
Still smells new.
406
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:40,279
Come on.
407
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:41,643
Focus.
408
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,176
All right.
409
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:51,921
Oh!
410
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:56,362
Come on, stop thinking so hard.
411
00:16:57,566 --> 00:16:58,590
Talk to me, Frankie.
412
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,367
You're pitching like I play golf.
What's wrong?
413
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,469
Everything.
414
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,434
You are aiming for the plate, right?
415
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,406
Aw, don't tell me the slump is back.
416
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,238
I'm sorry, I was just joking.
I'm a moron.
417
00:17:07,409 --> 00:17:08,899
Hey, you got to joke, right?
418
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:11,069
This got anything to
do with the lady cop?
419
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:12,679
I think I messed that up, too.
420
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:13,982
Wow. Ouch.
421
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:16,049
Mind if I ask her out?
422
00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:17,242
You could try.
423
00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:18,546
But she's had a taste
of the star pitcher,
424
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,245
she's not gonna want
no second-rate backstop.
425
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:22,049
All right, that's my guy,
making jokes.
426
00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:23,248
Forget her, forget the slump.
427
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:24,518
There ain't no such thing, all right?
428
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,457
- All right, man. Thanks.
- You're welcome.
429
00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:28,153
Hey, Frankie.
430
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:29,627
Today's your lucky day.
431
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,192
You found my stuff?
432
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,993
I can't believe it.
Mac.
433
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,100
Everything on the list in here.
434
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,170
World championship ring.
Dick trophy.
435
00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:38,568
Dick Howser trophy.
A little respect.
436
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,197
What, you're not a baseball guy?
437
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,003
Football, right?
Hoops?
438
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,071
You looking for this?
439
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:50,585
Yes. Thank you, man.
Thank God.
440
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,611
Why aren't you happier?
Why isn't he happier?
441
00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,120
Jesus will help him beat the slump.
442
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,416
Whoa. That's offensive, man.
443
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:57,524
Walter didn't mean to be offensive.
444
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,149
- It's ok.
- It's not ok.
445
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,590
Give the man his Saint Christopher's.
446
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:02,492
Here's the rough, Frankie.
447
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,462
You throw the ball, I find stuff.
448
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,568
You did great.
I said I'd pay you and I will.
449
00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:07,634
Water under the bridge.
450
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,402
Walter's saying that a pitcher knows
451
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,263
when the ball doesn't go
where it's supposed to go,
452
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:13,567
he knows when he didn't
find what he's looking for.
453
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,676
And you are not looking for this.
454
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,102
All right.
455
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,042
Here.
456
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,382
Now, why don't you get off the field?
We've got work to do.
457
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:22,350
He's leaving, Mac.
It's cool.
458
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,314
Come on.
459
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:24,714
Why you don't all the talking, huh?
460
00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:26,452
You spying on Frank for the owner?
461
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:27,612
Maybe another team?
462
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,588
- What the hell are you talking about?
- Well, then this doesn't concern you.
463
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,328
If it concerns Frankie,
it concerns me.
464
00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:35,326
If it concerns me, it concerns him.
465
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:38,160
You're on your own on this one.
466
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,269
Sometimes it concerns him.
He's not always predictable.
467
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:43,267
Perfect.
468
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,739
[Organ playing]
469
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,623
[Crowd cheering]
470
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:16,202
You're done here.
Hit the showers.
471
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:17,635
Come on, Walter.
472
00:19:17,806 --> 00:19:19,205
I'm not done yet.
473
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:20,466
You're throwing junk.
474
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:22,634
Checking culverts instead of trees.
475
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:25,338
Getting into a beef
with the non-twin twins.
476
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:28,449
Plus, Frank means
something to Isabel.
477
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,313
She asked you for a personal favor
478
00:19:30,452 --> 00:19:32,647
and yet you treat him like
you treat a normal client.
479
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,311
What, like a lying sack of crap?
480
00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:36,514
People lie for a lot of reasons.
481
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:39,491
Some of them good.
Hit the showers.
482
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:40,593
I'm just in a slump.
483
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,389
You want to stay in the game?
484
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:45,294
Maybe you need this.
485
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,264
That's my little league hat.
486
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,165
I couldn't play without it.
How did you know?
487
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,670
Baseball's a thinking man's game.
488
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:53,172
Except it's not.
489
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:56,505
It's a game of superstitions.
490
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:59,113
And every ball player has one.
491
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:03,181
[Organ plays]
492
00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:16,391
Oh, he's awake.
He's all right. You feel ok?
493
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,526
There's nothing illegal in that bag.
494
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:23,467
No evidence, nothing like that.
495
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,628
No, what you really wanted me to find
496
00:20:24,773 --> 00:20:25,603
was your good luck.
497
00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,298
Yes, my Saint Christopher medal.
498
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,171
No, that's religion.
499
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,438
What you want is luck.
500
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,377
So what am I really looking for?
501
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:35,106
Fear's the main source
of superstition.
502
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,775
To conquer fear's
the beginning of wisdom.
503
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,411
It's stupid.
504
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,523
Come on, what am I looking for?
505
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,257
It's socks.
506
00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:48,223
Yeah, I'm sure it does,
but I'd still like to know.
507
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,729
No, Walter,
he said "socks", not sucks.
508
00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:52,527
Last year my career
was basically over.
509
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:53,725
I couldn't find the plate.
510
00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:55,302
And, you know, it got in my head.
511
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,301
90% of the game is half mental.
512
00:20:57,472 --> 00:20:58,336
Exactly.
513
00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:01,340
Well, my great aunt Louise patched up
my favorite pair of socks.
514
00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:02,703
- Next day.
- No hitter.
515
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,607
Then 16 wins in a row.
516
00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:05,838
I never even washed them.
517
00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:07,772
What does dirty have to do with luck?
518
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,144
I didn't want to risk it.
Would you?
519
00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:10,615
You know what's lucky?
Clean.
520
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:13,311
Hey, Leo. Little off point here.
521
00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,285
Who else knows about the socks?
522
00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,220
Me and my aunt Louise, that's it.
523
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:20,691
Ok. I'll find your luck.
524
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:21,829
Thank you.
525
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,858
Your disgusting, dirty, smelly luck.
526
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:31,796
[Rock music playing]
527
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,170
Thank you.
Come again.
528
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:45,211
Hey, little sugar.
Where's Walter Sherman?
529
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,718
Who's Walter Sherman?
530
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:48,254
We heard he hangs out here
531
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,824
with a really big black dude.
532
00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,325
Do I look like
a really big black dude?
533
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,927
[Music stops, electricity crackles]
534
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:00,734
You should not have done that.
535
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,335
Where's your boss?
536
00:22:03,872 --> 00:22:05,499
You think I'm playing here?
537
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,766
We won't ask again.
538
00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:07,931
Where's your boss?
539
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:11,541
I don't know.
Out finding something.
540
00:22:11,713 --> 00:22:12,611
Finding what?
541
00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:14,908
Something to do with Frankie Haywood.
542
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:16,944
The pitcher?
543
00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:18,308
Yes.
544
00:22:18,453 --> 00:22:21,513
And he's paying millions for it.
545
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:22,748
If I were you, I'd let me go.
546
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:23,856
Why?
547
00:22:23,992 --> 00:22:26,620
Because I'll call you
as soon as they find it.
548
00:22:26,795 --> 00:22:28,888
How do we know we can trust you?
549
00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:31,556
Because you'll kill me if I don't.
550
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,361
We'll be expecting your call.
551
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,629
You disappoint us...
552
00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:40,274
And we will kill you.
553
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,409
Got it.
554
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,988
I had already wiped down the tables
555
00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:02,023
and, you know, swept and everything
556
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,524
when they came in,
waving around a knife and gun.
557
00:23:04,699 --> 00:23:05,688
What did they look like?
558
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,994
One of them was black
and the other one wasn't.
559
00:23:08,703 --> 00:23:11,831
I know it sounds like you and Walter,
but I'm not being a smartass.
560
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,841
The twins.
561
00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:15,639
There's no way that
they were related.
562
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,335
It's complicated.
What happened next?
563
00:23:17,512 --> 00:23:19,673
I told them that you were looking
for something for Frankie Haywood
564
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,045
and that when you found it,
I'd call them.
565
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,815
Here's the number.
566
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,852
I told them that
so they wouldn't hurt me.
567
00:23:29,057 --> 00:23:30,957
They cleaned out the honor jar, too.
568
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,423
I'm sorry about your jukebox.
569
00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:38,361
I don't care about
the money or the jukebox.
570
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:40,763
You love the jukebox.
571
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,996
What are you thinking about so hard?
572
00:23:46,374 --> 00:23:48,467
I'm thinking that
maybe Walter is right,
573
00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,976
we have to keep you closer to us.
574
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,405
Is this gonna hurt?
575
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:59,413
Hey, you want to be on the team,
this is being on the team.
576
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,021
You ready?
577
00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:05,586
Leo: Ha ha ha!
578
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,320
Little league champ, huh?
579
00:24:08,497 --> 00:24:10,021
Congrats, you hit my warm-up throw.
580
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,466
Is this some kind of initiation?
581
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:14,628
Willa, would you hold still?
582
00:24:14,803 --> 00:24:16,464
We're supposed to fight
a consistent target.
583
00:24:16,638 --> 00:24:18,538
That does not sound good.
584
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,540
All right, all our thief cared about
was the socks.
585
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,644
Everything else
he just ditched in a tree.
586
00:24:23,812 --> 00:24:26,440
Frank said nobody knew about
the power of his socks.
587
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:28,478
Our thief is someone
who wanted Frank's team to lose.
588
00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:29,912
Like a rival team?
589
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:31,985
A rival team would have
just stolen the socks.
590
00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:33,553
Yeah, our thief stole
a bunch of other stuff
591
00:24:33,688 --> 00:24:34,916
to throw us off the scent.
592
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:37,058
Not just us, the cops, the press.
593
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,390
Somebody wants Frankie to lose,
594
00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:43,054
but they want to be the only
one who knows he's gonna lose.
595
00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:45,960
So who are we looking for?
596
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,598
Oh. Professional gamblers.
597
00:24:57,112 --> 00:24:58,807
I don't want no more trouble.
598
00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,437
You told the twins where to find us.
599
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:01,708
They roughed up our girl.
600
00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:03,112
They threatened to break my legs.
601
00:25:03,485 --> 00:25:05,453
Like that would make any
difference to your life.
602
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:06,985
[Laughs]
603
00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:08,520
Walter.
Gambling.
604
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:09,555
Right.
605
00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:11,659
What's the line
on Frank Haywood tomorrow?
606
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:12,922
I don't bet on professional sports.
607
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:16,586
Well, you seem pretty comfy throwing
out obscure statistics on Frank.
608
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,630
You know his record
against the spread.
609
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,427
Is there any significant betting
against Frankie Haywood?
610
00:25:20,569 --> 00:25:21,695
Either from one person
611
00:25:21,836 --> 00:25:23,736
or a large amount of
anonymous small bets?
612
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,870
I'm sorry, I'm just happy to be here
613
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:28,941
and got carried away.
614
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,099
Now that she mentions it,
615
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,003
the line moved like crazy
a couple of days ago.
616
00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:34,945
I heard some nutjob laid down
a million bucks on Frank to lose.
617
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:36,447
That's a risky move.
618
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,848
Mental, you ask me.
Frank Haywood's on fire.
619
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:41,113
- Who's the better?
- I have no idea.
620
00:25:41,489 --> 00:25:43,423
I swear.
621
00:25:43,558 --> 00:25:45,651
No decent bookie is gonna
go around blabbing the names
622
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,694
of their big fish to
small-time idiots like him.
623
00:25:47,862 --> 00:25:49,693
She's right.
624
00:25:49,864 --> 00:25:50,728
Except for the idiot comment,
625
00:25:50,865 --> 00:25:52,162
which is unwarranted.
626
00:25:52,534 --> 00:25:55,128
How do we find our high roller?
627
00:25:56,671 --> 00:25:58,696
Willa could use
her underworld connections.
628
00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:02,910
You mean her family?
629
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:03,673
Yeah.
630
00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:05,977
Give me your cell phone.
I'll call Timo.
631
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,619
This is what Timo gave you?
632
00:26:13,788 --> 00:26:14,846
Yep.
633
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,753
Our high roller's name is Marty Nix.
634
00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:18,085
He runs an illegal floating casino
635
00:26:18,226 --> 00:26:19,454
out of failed restaurants.
636
00:26:19,628 --> 00:26:21,220
Yeah, my Uncle Shad
came up with the idea.
637
00:26:21,596 --> 00:26:22,494
Smart.
638
00:26:22,631 --> 00:26:23,495
No, not smart.
639
00:26:23,632 --> 00:26:24,929
Not something to be proud of.
640
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,796
So what's the plan? I think I should
go inside and get the socks.
641
00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:29,994
What? Don't ask the question
and then answer it.
642
00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:31,105
It's manipulative.
643
00:26:31,273 --> 00:26:33,571
No offense, but they
can be pretty picky
644
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,107
about who they let into these places.
645
00:26:35,243 --> 00:26:36,870
Oh, but they're gonna
let in an underaged girl?
646
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,741
I don't want to boast,
but I'm very pretty
647
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,938
and I can get in almost anywhere.
648
00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:41,844
That is not boasting,
that's confessing.
649
00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:43,507
I'll go.
I'm very nimble.
650
00:26:43,652 --> 00:26:44,676
I'm very strong.
651
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:45,842
I melt in the crowd.
652
00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:47,113
I intimidate the crowd.
653
00:26:47,255 --> 00:26:48,586
This is about stealth, Leo.
654
00:26:48,723 --> 00:26:50,884
It's about slipping in
and slipping out with the goods.
655
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,256
How about crashing in
and crashing out with the goods?
656
00:26:53,595 --> 00:26:55,119
You know she's gone, right?
657
00:26:57,932 --> 00:27:01,060
Girl's got us both beat
on sneak and stealth.
658
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,932
Not something to be proud of, Walter.
659
00:27:11,813 --> 00:27:13,542
You selling girl scout
cookies or something?
660
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,739
I'm here to play.
661
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:16,816
Get out of here.
You're not old enough.
662
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:19,579
That's why I came here
instead of a real casino.
663
00:27:19,754 --> 00:27:21,551
Stay away from the door.
664
00:27:21,690 --> 00:27:23,214
Ahem.
665
00:27:23,591 --> 00:27:26,719
Also, you know Uncle Shad?
666
00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:29,591
Well, he's my real, actual Uncle.
667
00:27:29,764 --> 00:27:31,254
Easy, boy.
668
00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:34,966
I mean, if we can't accommodate
a beautiful teenager
669
00:27:35,103 --> 00:27:36,695
with a giant wad of cash,
670
00:27:36,838 --> 00:27:39,671
what's the point of running
an illegal gambling establishment?
671
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:42,766
Please.
672
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,011
Oh, bingo.
Winning.
673
00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:52,017
We have totally different
definitions of that word.
674
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:05,861
Can I offer you a drink?
675
00:28:06,034 --> 00:28:08,168
No, thanks.
I prefer a clear head.
676
00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,864
I see you can count cards?
677
00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:12,063
I just hit when I feel pretty.
678
00:28:12,374 --> 00:28:13,932
I'll count for you.
It's plus 5
679
00:28:14,075 --> 00:28:15,269
since I've been standing here.
680
00:28:15,643 --> 00:28:18,203
You haven't been standing
there for that long.
681
00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:22,342
I'm going in after her.
682
00:28:22,717 --> 00:28:23,342
Give the kid a chance.
683
00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:24,947
She's my responsibility.
684
00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:26,314
Yeah, Leo, and it's
about time you started
685
00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:27,916
taking that responsibility seriously.
686
00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:29,317
I beg your pardon.
687
00:28:29,691 --> 00:28:31,181
You keep trying to make
Willa live by the rules.
688
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,156
Yes, that's being responsible.
689
00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:36,786
Willa Monday is never going to
be a rule-abiding human being.
690
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:40,628
Both nature and nurture conspired
against that ever happening.
691
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,127
Well, hope deferred
maketh my heart sick.
692
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,170
I'm not suggesting you give up hope.
693
00:28:46,341 --> 00:28:49,333
I'm just saying it's about
time you forget the rules
694
00:28:49,711 --> 00:28:51,645
and teach her the difference
between right and wrong.
695
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:56,342
Best way to do that is to just
show her lots of right and wrong.
696
00:28:56,684 --> 00:28:58,914
It worries me when you make sense.
697
00:28:59,087 --> 00:29:01,954
Yeah, well, I got
punched in the head today,
698
00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:03,717
so you got to take that into account.
699
00:29:03,892 --> 00:29:06,326
I won't allow Willa to get
hurt for a pair of socks.
700
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,060
Well, they're not
just a pair of socks.
701
00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:09,254
They're a lucky pair of socks
702
00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:11,991
worth millions of dollars.
703
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,235
[Crowd cheering]
704
00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:16,999
So I guess you're a big sports fan.
705
00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:18,002
Not at all.
706
00:29:18,139 --> 00:29:20,073
The kind of money
these degenerates want
707
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,800
to bet on "American idol."
708
00:29:21,943 --> 00:29:22,932
I let them.
709
00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:24,840
As long as you get your cut.
710
00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,037
Exactly.
711
00:29:26,214 --> 00:29:28,079
I'm the kind of gambler who only bets
712
00:29:28,216 --> 00:29:31,083
when I know I'm gonna win.
713
00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,380
So what do they play in that room?
I want in.
714
00:29:33,721 --> 00:29:35,086
Sure about that, babycakes?
715
00:29:35,223 --> 00:29:37,088
That's my private area.
716
00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:40,386
Doing private things.
In private.
717
00:29:40,728 --> 00:29:42,753
Well, I'll be older
and richer in a few hours.
718
00:29:42,897 --> 00:29:44,296
Maybe we can revisit then.
719
00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:46,426
In the meantime,
720
00:29:46,768 --> 00:29:47,894
you should probably fire
that dealer over there
721
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,070
who keeps dealing aces off the bottom
722
00:29:50,071 --> 00:29:51,766
of his deck to his buddy.
723
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,874
It's got to be hurting
your bottom line.
724
00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:58,405
Baby's on fire.
725
00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:05,878
Get him out of there.
Take him out back.
726
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,755
[Cell phone rings]
727
00:30:15,196 --> 00:30:16,993
Willa needs a distraction.
728
00:30:17,165 --> 00:30:20,066
I have an idea.
729
00:30:23,204 --> 00:30:25,263
That is one big dish.
730
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,930
If Nix bets on sports
as much as we think,
731
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,770
it'd be shame if his cable went out.
732
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,003
Watch this.
Good luck.
733
00:30:31,145 --> 00:30:32,806
You don't need luck.
734
00:30:32,947 --> 00:30:34,073
You just need to center yourself,
735
00:30:34,215 --> 00:30:36,740
become both the projectile
and the target,
736
00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:38,443
wait for the exact right moment,
737
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:40,145
and...
738
00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:47,192
Maybe you forgot to
become the projectile.
739
00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:49,288
Hilarious.
740
00:30:58,206 --> 00:30:59,332
[All shouting]
741
00:30:59,474 --> 00:31:00,998
Man: What the hell?
742
00:31:08,149 --> 00:31:10,379
Ladies and gentlemen,
everyone please remain...
743
00:31:10,518 --> 00:31:12,918
Ooh. Hey.
Sorry, babycakes.
744
00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:15,249
Everyone please remain calm...
745
00:31:20,028 --> 00:31:21,290
I assure you...
746
00:31:47,221 --> 00:31:49,121
[Cell phone rings]
747
00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:52,221
Willa, are you ok?
748
00:31:52,393 --> 00:31:54,293
Yeah, I got the socks.
I'm coming out.
749
00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:56,920
How profoundly disappointing.
750
00:31:57,098 --> 00:31:59,032
Oh, crap.
751
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,134
Willa! Willa!
752
00:32:01,269 --> 00:32:03,362
Maybe the smell of
the socks knocked her out.
753
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,096
Eh, probably not.
754
00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:08,033
[People screaming]
755
00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:16,443
[Shouts]
756
00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:18,017
Oh, nice follow through.
757
00:32:18,152 --> 00:32:19,414
Leo!
758
00:32:20,288 --> 00:32:21,915
Not me, man. Him.
759
00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:23,921
I got to get me one of these.
760
00:32:24,058 --> 00:32:25,116
Nice work.
761
00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:29,824
Ten to one you drop your magic wand
762
00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,829
before I pop Taylor Swift
in the liver here.
763
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,898
Walter, are you watching the door?
764
00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:35,058
Yeah. Doesn't really matter, though,
765
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,171
'cause everybody else is dead.
766
00:32:37,338 --> 00:32:40,466
Are you familiar with Sun Tzu?
767
00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:42,906
Yeah, "Art of War" guy.
768
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:46,445
I'm asking the well-dressed
gentleman with the gun.
769
00:32:46,614 --> 00:32:48,912
Which is pointed at me.
770
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:51,984
Sun Tzu said,
"Build your opponent a golden bridge
771
00:32:52,153 --> 00:32:53,347
to retreat across."
772
00:32:54,922 --> 00:32:56,223
You want me to retreat?
773
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,522
Yes. You can simply walk away.
774
00:32:58,893 --> 00:32:59,552
I don't think so.
775
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,088
I'm the son of a bitch with the gun.
776
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,287
Which is pointed at me.
777
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:06,025
Sun Tzu also said,
"If you are far from your enemy,
778
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,158
make him believe you are near".
779
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:13,305
[Grunts]
780
00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:14,430
Uhh!
781
00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:19,169
All right. We got a game
to catch. Come on.
782
00:33:24,952 --> 00:33:26,078
Where do you think you're going?
783
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,084
Really?
784
00:33:27,221 --> 00:33:28,518
I didn't call them, I swear.
785
00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:30,283
They must have followed us.
786
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,390
Hand it over.
787
00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:32,583
Or die.
788
00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:40,064
Hand it over.
Or die.
789
00:33:40,702 --> 00:33:42,202
You don't even know what we have.
790
00:33:42,203 --> 00:33:44,068
We know it's worth
a lot money to Nix.
791
00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:47,173
Yeah. You take it from him,
we take it from you,
792
00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:48,502
and sell it back to him.
793
00:33:48,676 --> 00:33:51,509
That's a good piece of business.
794
00:33:51,679 --> 00:33:53,413
Yeah. Right?
795
00:33:53,414 --> 00:33:54,676
You killed my jukebox.
796
00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,415
I loved that jukebox.
797
00:33:56,584 --> 00:33:59,178
I don't care.
Just hand it over. All of it.
798
00:33:59,353 --> 00:34:00,377
Yeah, whatever it is.
799
00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:02,113
It's socks.
800
00:34:03,324 --> 00:34:04,313
You think we're gonna believe
801
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,450
you knocked over
an underground casino
802
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,254
for a pair of socks?
803
00:34:09,597 --> 00:34:11,398
Hey, you know what, don't judge us.
804
00:34:11,399 --> 00:34:13,560
It's nix who thinks
they're worth a fortune.
805
00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:15,929
[Gunshots]
806
00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:18,572
Ohh!
807
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,016
Wow.
808
00:34:30,017 --> 00:34:32,577
That is why I do not like guns.
809
00:34:34,055 --> 00:34:36,353
Gross. Are we gonna
get blamed for this?
810
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:38,387
No, all the witnesses will agree
811
00:34:38,626 --> 00:34:42,221
that a black man and a white
man attacked the casino.
812
00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:44,297
Let's get out of here.
813
00:34:44,298 --> 00:34:45,665
What about the socks?
814
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,725
Leave them.
They're not worth anything.
815
00:34:58,446 --> 00:35:01,314
Did we leave the socks because
the pitcher is sleeping with Isabel?
816
00:35:01,315 --> 00:35:03,517
Walter wouldn't do that. Right?
817
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,518
Right.
818
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,653
We left them because
they were the wrong socks.
819
00:35:06,654 --> 00:35:10,090
They didn't reek of 16 games
worth of stinky pitcher feet.
820
00:35:10,091 --> 00:35:11,691
We wanted stinky socks?
821
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,760
Also, they were worn
symmetrically in the toes,
822
00:35:13,761 --> 00:35:16,992
not asymmetrically the way
a pitcher's socks should be.
823
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:19,031
Do you know what any of that means?
824
00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:22,068
Yes. It means someone
besides great Aunt Louise
825
00:35:22,069 --> 00:35:23,537
knew about Frank's lucky socks.
826
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,438
Someone still has the real pair.
827
00:35:25,439 --> 00:35:28,374
Someone who wears out
his socks in the toes.
828
00:35:35,316 --> 00:35:37,375
[Crowd cheering]
829
00:35:43,257 --> 00:35:45,418
OK, I'm here.
What do you want?
830
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,289
Nice new socks you're wearing.
831
00:35:47,461 --> 00:35:49,190
What is this?
832
00:35:49,363 --> 00:35:50,660
There's a unique bond
833
00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:52,231
between a catcher and his pitcher.
834
00:35:52,366 --> 00:35:53,594
You're in sync.
835
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,258
You know everything about each other.
836
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,429
That's how you knew to
steal Frank's lucky socks
837
00:35:58,606 --> 00:36:00,233
even though he never
told anyone about them.
838
00:36:00,374 --> 00:36:02,535
Catcher who can't read
his pitcher never lasts.
839
00:36:02,677 --> 00:36:04,201
You've been together
since the minors.
840
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:06,073
I didn't steal nothing.
Ok?
841
00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:08,415
Frank and me come up together.
He's my best friend.
842
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,584
That makes you
the worst kind of Judas.
843
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,109
Well, not the worst kind, Leo.
844
00:36:12,286 --> 00:36:15,687
He did go through the trouble to
sell Nix a fake pair of socks.
845
00:36:15,857 --> 00:36:18,189
That way you could give
Frank back his lucky socks
846
00:36:18,359 --> 00:36:21,089
right after today's game.
847
00:36:26,534 --> 00:36:28,593
Nobody gets hurt, ok?
848
00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:31,170
Bunch of scumbag gamblers.
849
00:36:31,305 --> 00:36:32,704
We lose one game.
850
00:36:32,874 --> 00:36:35,069
Speaking of scumbag gamblers,
851
00:36:35,243 --> 00:36:37,370
how much you owe Nix?
852
00:36:39,213 --> 00:36:40,737
100 grand.
853
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,582
Told Nix about the socks.
854
00:36:42,717 --> 00:36:45,083
We lose the game,
he wipes my debt.
855
00:36:45,219 --> 00:36:46,584
Otherwise, the usual.
856
00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:47,846
Where are the socks?
857
00:36:48,222 --> 00:36:50,782
I tell you, Nix is gonna
have my kneecaps busted.
858
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:56,763
In my locker.
859
00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,188
Let's go get them.
860
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:01,733
Fine. I'll...
I'll take the kneecap.
861
00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:04,804
It's better than breaking
Frankie's heart anyway.
862
00:37:06,507 --> 00:37:07,633
Nix is dead.
863
00:37:09,377 --> 00:37:10,571
You're off the hook.
864
00:37:10,745 --> 00:37:12,542
Walter, you found
the socks as promised,
865
00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:15,409
but who says Frank needs to
know where you found them?
866
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,513
What are you saying?
867
00:37:19,787 --> 00:37:20,754
He'll feel a lot luckier if he knows
868
00:37:20,888 --> 00:37:23,254
his friend didn't betray him.
869
00:37:27,628 --> 00:37:28,822
Yeah, it works for me.
870
00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:30,653
Go get the socks,
we'll give them to Frank.
871
00:37:30,798 --> 00:37:34,234
I owe you two.
Seriously, you ever need anything,
872
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:36,427
I'm your guy.
873
00:37:37,638 --> 00:37:39,230
I just can't think of anything.
874
00:37:39,373 --> 00:37:41,841
I like those box seats.
Make him bring some box seats.
875
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,742
Box seats, O'Malley?
876
00:37:43,911 --> 00:37:45,879
[Organ playing]
877
00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:49,908
Hey.
878
00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:52,879
Did you find Frank's lucky socks?
879
00:37:53,254 --> 00:37:54,380
- Yes, I did.
- Nice.
880
00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:55,487
Where?
881
00:37:55,623 --> 00:37:56,590
Be better if you didn't know.
882
00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:57,781
Why?
883
00:37:57,959 --> 00:37:59,551
Are you protecting me from Frank?
884
00:37:59,727 --> 00:38:01,752
'Cause if you know something awful
about him, you have to tell me.
885
00:38:01,929 --> 00:38:03,419
I'm not trying to
protect you from Frank.
886
00:38:03,564 --> 00:38:05,327
I'm trying to protect Frank.
887
00:38:05,499 --> 00:38:07,558
Frank needs protecting?
888
00:38:07,735 --> 00:38:09,669
Don't give me cop face.
889
00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:11,601
Friends don't give friends cop face.
890
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:17,909
So somebody that Frank
cares about stole the socks?
891
00:38:20,748 --> 00:38:23,342
It's got to be his best friend,
the catcher, right?
892
00:38:23,517 --> 00:38:25,849
Notice my p-p-p-poker face.
893
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,489
Why don't you return
the socks to Frank?
894
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:30,855
Because you are the client.
895
00:38:30,992 --> 00:38:34,223
I thought this was
a personal favor to you.
896
00:38:35,696 --> 00:38:37,926
You're feeling bad about
driving a wedge between us.
897
00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:41,291
You're giving me the chance
to make up with him.
898
00:38:41,435 --> 00:38:43,903
Walter, you're being sweet.
899
00:38:44,271 --> 00:38:45,499
You're the client.
900
00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:48,665
Leo's gonna be
expecting you to pay up.
901
00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:49,707
Thank you.
902
00:38:49,844 --> 00:38:50,970
You're welcome.
903
00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,837
This is so gonna get me in
good with the perfect man.
904
00:38:53,981 --> 00:38:57,610
If I can't help you find
a perfect man, who can?
905
00:39:07,328 --> 00:39:09,922
Relax.
I'll put it all back.
906
00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:11,998
I just borrowed it
for a stake in Blackjack.
907
00:39:11,999 --> 00:39:13,800
Borrowing without asking is a theft.
908
00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:16,599
And keeping winnings from
an illegal casino is racketeering.
909
00:39:17,538 --> 00:39:19,472
Tell me one thing
I did that was wrong.
910
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,607
[Chuckles]
911
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,242
What's funny?
912
00:39:22,376 --> 00:39:23,365
You rushed into that casino
913
00:39:23,511 --> 00:39:24,375
while we were busy arguing.
914
00:39:24,545 --> 00:39:26,479
It turned out ok.
915
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,515
The ends don't justify the means.
916
00:39:28,516 --> 00:39:29,483
Pretty sure they do.
917
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,415
Yeah. If my math is good,
918
00:39:32,553 --> 00:39:33,918
I'd say you're holding back
919
00:39:34,055 --> 00:39:35,955
at least a grand in casino winnings.
920
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,992
[Coins jingle]
921
00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:43,023
There's what I held back.
922
00:39:43,364 --> 00:39:45,559
50 cents?
Where's the rest of it?
923
00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:48,361
Jeez, trust much?
924
00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:50,902
Buy yourself a song on the jukebox.
925
00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:01,910
[Jazz music playing]
926
00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:25,963
Is that the game ball?
927
00:40:26,107 --> 00:40:27,005
Yep.
928
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,400
Frankie's got 17 wins in a row.
929
00:40:29,543 --> 00:40:30,840
Historic.
930
00:40:30,978 --> 00:40:31,945
Lucky socks?
931
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:35,014
Maybe.
Maybe it's Isabel.
932
00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:38,415
And you're good with that?
933
00:40:38,552 --> 00:40:39,814
Well, he's a perfect man.
934
00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:41,751
Of course I'm good with it.
935
00:40:43,457 --> 00:40:45,425
[Engine starts]
936
00:40:50,464 --> 00:40:52,364
Hey, Leo.
Can we have a moment?
937
00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,533
So Frank broke up with me.
938
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,441
What?
939
00:41:01,442 --> 00:41:02,568
Our whole paragraph "c" thing
940
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,734
totally freaked him out.
941
00:41:03,911 --> 00:41:05,469
I mean, Walter, this is a guy
942
00:41:05,613 --> 00:41:07,843
whose entire career
depended on a pair of socks.
943
00:41:07,982 --> 00:41:09,074
Religion I can deal with.
944
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,782
God, faith, it's not my main thing,
945
00:41:11,919 --> 00:41:13,716
but it's good.
946
00:41:13,854 --> 00:41:14,786
I respect it.
947
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:15,853
But socks?
948
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:17,048
I mean, come on,
his whole life falls apart
949
00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:18,653
because he lost a pair of socks?
950
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,024
I cannot be with a guy like that.
951
00:41:22,663 --> 00:41:24,893
I'm confused.
952
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,397
Didn't he just break up with you?
953
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,594
Yes. Over a completely
rational arrangement
954
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,865
between two consenting adults.
955
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:38,034
Then why are you talking
like you broke up with him?
956
00:41:38,512 --> 00:41:41,606
Because that's
the way it works, Walter.
957
00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:42,749
When a woman gets dumped,
958
00:41:42,883 --> 00:41:44,874
she finds reasons why she's glad.
959
00:41:45,052 --> 00:41:46,883
Ok, I got it.
960
00:41:48,055 --> 00:41:50,489
Well, I sort of see his point
961
00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:52,751
about paragraph "c".
962
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,656
What?
963
00:41:54,828 --> 00:41:56,429
No, I'm ok with it.
You know that.
964
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,489
But a lot of people
just don't like it
965
00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:01,567
when other people are
so rational about their sex lives.
966
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,828
What do you propose?
967
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,136
We could...
968
00:42:09,476 --> 00:42:12,445
opt for a more
conventional arrangement.
969
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,104
Huh.
970
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,713
I see your point.
971
00:42:17,851 --> 00:42:19,580
Why don't you continue?
972
00:42:21,589 --> 00:42:26,720
We see each other in a, um...
973
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:28,828
Monogamous manner
974
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,692
till we don't want
to do that anymore.
975
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,168
How's that different
from paragraph "c"?
976
00:42:35,536 --> 00:42:38,630
Well, there'd be no paragraph "c".
977
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,969
Oh.
978
00:42:42,109 --> 00:42:44,771
I know you are more comfortable
979
00:42:44,912 --> 00:42:47,073
when the rules are
etched out in stone,
980
00:42:47,214 --> 00:42:52,208
but sometimes you just got to
take your chances and wing it.
981
00:42:53,621 --> 00:42:54,553
Messy.
982
00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:56,587
Yes. But fun.
983
00:42:56,757 --> 00:42:59,726
Like sloppy Joes.
984
00:42:59,893 --> 00:43:01,520
Let's go hammer out
the details over mojitos.
985
00:43:01,729 --> 00:43:04,527
You know me very well.
986
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:15,600
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