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Oh, look who's back
reporting for duty.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Hey, Pam, ah!
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Look what I can do now that
she's no longer pregnant.
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Bam, bam, bam, bam.
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Are you glad to be back?
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Yeah-- Yeah, I mean I could
have used another week or three.
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You still had eight weeks
more than we did.
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Well, it's not exactly
a vacation.
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- Hello, everyone.
- Hey.
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Remember?
Little old me, hi.
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What are you doing here?
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You just had our baby.
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Our collective,
Dunder Mifflin family baby.
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Four days ago.
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I wanted to come back to work.
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Not everybody needs
some long, luxurious,
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- Parisian maternity leave.
- What?
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Damn, girl, your body.
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Angela, you look amazing.
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Really? I feel like
this big rhinoceros.
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Anyway, I wanted to thank
you guys for covering for me,
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so I made some treats.
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I've got brownies
and magic cookie bars.
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Nice.
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Oh, Angela, those brownies
have walnuts in them
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and I think Kevin's
allergic to walnuts.
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You're allergic to walnuts,
right, Kevin?
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Extremely, but I'm going
to fight through it.
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Aw, it's okay, Angela.
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I have mommy-brain too.
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I don't know what that is, Pam.
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I made a batch with no nuts,
special for you, Kevin.
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- It's right here.
- Ooh.
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When did you find time
to do all this?
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Babies sleep a lot, Pam.
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If you feed them enough.
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Brownie, Pam?
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Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh, it's really good.
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- is cash, so--
- Nope, it's over.
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- We wanted to say thank you--
- Nope. Okay.
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Dwight, I have
exciting news for you.
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What?
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I think you're
going to like it.
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You can't tantalize me.
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Oh, maybe I can.
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I got an e-mail
from corporate
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- okay.
- That told me that you got a promotion.
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Right? I mean,
that's not the kind of thing
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you want to read
quietly at your desk.
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If you make me head of sales
one more time, I swear.
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No, this is legit.
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You will be assembling
a team to go to Tallahassee
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for three weeks to develop and
launch a chain of Sabre stores.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The Schrutes have a word
for when everything
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in a man's life
comes together perfectly.
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Perfectenschlag.
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Right now, I am in it.
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I finally get a chance
to prove myself to corporate.
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I am assembling
a competent team.
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I am likely a father.
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I am so deep inside
of perfectenschlag right now.
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And, just to be clear,
there is a second definition,
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"perfect pork anus,"
which I don't mean.
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And here's the fax for you.
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And here's some facts for you.
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Did you know frogs
can hear with their lungs?
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And that flamingos can have
orgasms that last 30 minutes.
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Love to learn.
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Yeah, it's weird
that I said that last one.
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So...
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Uh, yeah, look at that.
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- We're pin twins.
- Pin twins.
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This is a gift from Jessica,
kind of a gag gift, really.
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Real gifts come later.
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Yeah, that's cute.
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When I saw it in CVS,
it made me gag too.
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For awhile there, I thought
something would change,
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but, nope,
Andy's still with Jessica.
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They even carpool
together most days.
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I don't know, I wouldn't mind
carpooling every day with Andy.
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But I wouldn't want to spend
that much time with Jessica.
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What do we have here?
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Val knit me a beanie.
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But I can't tell if it's a
"we're just friends" beanie
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or a "I'm hot, you're hot,
let's get it popping" beanie.
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So I'm going to up the ante,
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give her
a clearly romantic gift.
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And we'll get
to the meaning of the beanie.
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Pam, pack up your
postnatal swimwear,
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make it a one-piece,
or this offer is rescinded,
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and join me for a fantastic
barbecue, one week from today,
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in Tallahassee, Florida,
where I'm going to be living
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for the next three weeks.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'll fly anywhere
for some good barbecue.
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Ooh, me three.
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No plus-ones.
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This is for competent
workers only.
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And don't worry about the cost,
Sabre is footing the bill.
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Does this have anything
to do with
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what you were talking
to Andy about?
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God, you're such a spy.
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Notice anything
different about me?
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You're wearing the beanie.
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You like it?
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Super comfortable,
like sweatpants for my head.
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I love it too, Val.
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It's really itchy,
but to be fair,
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my head is constantly itching.
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So I can't really
peg it on the hat.
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Wow, it's like
the nation of islam down here.
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I like to knit.
Don't hate.
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And who's that for?
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Oh, this is a gift
for my man, Nate, here.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Darryl, you shouldn't have.
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- Can I open it?
- No, no, no, maybe just--
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Ah, I can't wait,
I'm sorry, I'm too excited.
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Darryl.
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Wow, those are really nice.
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- They're so elegant.
- Cashmere.
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How'd you know?
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Just a hunch.
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Your gift is on the way.
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Can't wait.
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I'm glad you're in my life,
happy Valentine's day.
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Oh, Darryl.
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I am glad to be
in your life too.
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Your card is more beautiful
than the gloves.
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My first task as Special
Project Manager, Dwight Schrute?
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Assembling a crack team.
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I need people who are loyal.
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People who will help me
get an inroad
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with the gay-hispanic
community.
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People who won't be missed.
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- We don't need idiots.
- This hurts.
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Good for nothings.
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Meth-heads.
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Or--
What's your name?
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Kathy.
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Kathy.
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I just got a text
from Robert California
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that says,
"bring your clubs to Florida."
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Why?
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Does he think
you're going to Florida?
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I hope not,
because I am not going.
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Two question marks.
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No, just do one.
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Two question marks
is kind of aggressive.
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You know, it's like,
"wh-- what?"
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Just do one.
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You want to take
Darryl, Phyllis,
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- Toby, Angela, and Oscar?
- Yes.
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Can I interest you
in someone less essential?
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Like a--
A Creed or a Meredith perhaps?
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- Oh, my God.
- They're not expendable,
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exactly, I just can't--
I can't think of the word
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I'm trying to find.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm supposed to get on an
airplane with those nincompoops?
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We'd never
make it off the runway.
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All right, look, I got to keep
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this office functioning
somehow, so--
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I have put together a list.
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Here's your team.
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Darryl and Phyllis,
you can have.
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But you're also taking
Kathy, Kelly, and Kevin.
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Oh, God.
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You have your team.
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Kevin? Kelly? Kathy?
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Andy just gave me
a chain with three weak links.
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Have you ever tried to use
a chain with three weak links?
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I have, and now I no longer
own an arctic wolf.
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Well, let's hear it.
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"Robert, hey!"
Exclamation point.
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I like it so far.
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"Got your text, awesome idea.
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Let's hit the links
the next time you're in PA."
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Dash, JH.
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It's perfect.
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You emphasized the golf,
completely omit the Florida.
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Yeah, it's a golf text.
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Total golf text, send it.
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Done--
Wait, I just feel weird.
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I should just call him.
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You want to call someone
that texted you?
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Do you want to drive them away?
I mean--?
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This is Darryl.
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Oh, sorry, I asked
for the main shipping number.
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I just need the address
for the warehouse.
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I want to send my girlfriend
some flowers.
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Your girlfriend?
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Is your girlfriend Val?
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Yeah, do you know her?
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We're friends, we're friends.
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Cool. Uh, so can I get
that address or--?
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Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I'm just looking for a pen.
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Why do you need a pen?
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Back off.
I got my reasons.
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May I have
your attention, please?
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Could Kathy, Phyllis, Darryl,
Kevin, and Kelly please
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join me in the conference room
immediately.
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- Why?
- Oh, no big deal.
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It's just that you five
have been deemed most deserving
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of a three-week,
all expenses paid business trip
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to Tallahassee, Florida.
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Hell, yeah.
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Stanley.
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I can't share any more
details with you.
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You see, Andy rejected you.
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Wait, Kathy gets to go?
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Why does she even
still work here?
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Pam is back.
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It just feels like
a slap in the face.
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I can understand your pain
and your rage,
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but you know what?
Andy is an honorable man,
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let us not question
his choices.
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I'm sure he had his reasons.
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We're not questioning
his reasons.
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I just want to know
what they are.
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I know, you and me both,
brother.
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It seemed kind of random to me,
but he was pretty clear
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on who he thought
truly deserved
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this boondoggle of a lifetime.
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Well, he nailed it.
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Because I do deserve
a vacation.
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Sometimes Batman's
got to take off his cape.
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Good point,
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but we're going to be working
pretty hard until 5:00 P.M.
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After that, it's gonna be
beach volleyball,
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trips to Cape Canaveral,
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and sea-kayaking
with Gloria Estefan.
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What were the criteria
for going?
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It might be innate goodness
versus innate badness.
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But there's an easy way
to find out.
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Oh, Andy,
got a few questions for you.
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Moshi moshi.
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Uh, the Florida picks got out,
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and people were just
kind of curious
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as to why they weren't picked,
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and maybe you could
just clarify.
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Uh, well, the deliberations
were confidential,
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so I feel like
we should respect that.
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Respect it?
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You're trying to tell me
Kevin Malone
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deserves more
than Stanley Hudson?
257
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Hey.
258
00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:01,936
Okay, it's obvious
that Andy picked the people
259
00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:04,104
that are least important
to the office.
260
00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:05,339
Important?
261
00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:06,873
Oh, because you and your
enormous monster-baby
262
00:10:06,908 --> 00:10:08,208
are so important to the branch.
263
00:10:08,243 --> 00:10:10,077
My baby is not a monster.
264
00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,246
Hey, be proud of your
enormous monster-baby.
265
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,315
I was once
an enormous monster-baby.
266
00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:18,884
Guys, guys, guys,
come on, seriously?
267
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:22,755
We cannot let this trip
cause this kind of rift, guys.
268
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,123
Stop calling us "guys."
269
00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:27,593
I use the word "guys"
a lot when I'm nervous.
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Guys.
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- Guys, guys, guys.
- Andy, please.
272
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Stop it, Andy.
273
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- Dudes--
- Andy.
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The dudes
who are going to Florida
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were picked by Dwight and me.
276
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,573
Okay, hey, I specifically
remember that there were
277
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,609
a lot of other people
I thought should be considered.
278
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,478
If anybody's going
to Florida, it should be me.
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Every shirt that I have
that isn't a work shirt
280
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,781
is a Tommy Bahama.
281
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,516
I'm the only person in this
office who watches Burn Notice.
282
00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,785
Okay, I did not realize
that so many of you
283
00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:56,053
wanted to go so badly.
284
00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,322
So if you feel like
you have a very good reason
285
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,790
to go to Florida,
I'm happy to hear you out.
286
00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,292
Great idea.
287
00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:03,027
So why doesn't everyone just
take the next five to six hours,
288
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:04,595
come up with a statement
on why you feel you deserve
289
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,396
to go to Florida, and Andy
and I will listen to it.
290
00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:07,964
No, that is a ridiculous
waste of time.
291
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:09,232
For you, maybe.
292
00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,933
- Five to six hours?
- Three to four hours.
293
00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:12,802
- No, no, no, no.
- Just two to three hours--
294
00:11:12,836 --> 00:11:15,271
come up with a statement
over the next hour.
295
00:11:15,306 --> 00:11:16,839
30 minutes.
296
00:11:16,874 --> 00:11:18,774
I'm out.
297
00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:19,909
Okay, read it back to me.
298
00:11:19,943 --> 00:11:21,277
"Robert, great offer."
299
00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:22,677
Wish I could hit the links
with you in Florida,
300
00:11:22,712 --> 00:11:24,946
but a father of a newborn
really should be helping out
301
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:26,148
"his wife
any chance he gets."
302
00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:28,617
Good, doesn't sound pushy.
303
00:11:28,651 --> 00:11:29,818
You're just stating a fact.
304
00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,786
Absolutely.
Works for me.
305
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:35,157
- Okay, sending.
- Well done.
306
00:11:35,191 --> 00:11:36,958
And we managed to kill
the entire morning.
307
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:37,926
We really did.
308
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,700
He responded "LOL."
309
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,177
I have a new swimsuit
I need to break in.
310
00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:58,978
I already picked my team.
311
00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:01,681
Darryl, Oscar, Angela,
Phyllis, and Toby.
312
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:03,650
And that is the team
that I am taking.
313
00:12:03,684 --> 00:12:04,984
What's that?
It's not up to me?
314
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:06,886
I only have influence?
315
00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:09,789
Well, that's all
Baltzer Glattfielder had,
316
00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:13,192
and now no one
eats owls for Thanksgiving.
317
00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:15,027
You have two young,
dynamic people in this office
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00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:17,096
who know trends,
who know youth.
319
00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:20,232
That's myself and Kelly Kapoor.
You need one of us there.
320
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,967
Or both.
321
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,969
Not both.
Just one. Me.
322
00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:26,104
Or if not me, Kelly.
Ideally, me.
323
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:27,772
Again, youth knowledge.
324
00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:29,474
That's what you get
when you put Ryan Howard
325
00:12:29,508 --> 00:12:30,875
on your Special Project Team.
326
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:35,613
Or Kelly Kapoor.
Again, not both. Thanks.
327
00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:37,148
Very impressive.
328
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,883
He put a lot of work into that.
329
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:41,986
Powerpoints are the peacocks
of the business world.
330
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,154
All show, no meat.
331
00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:46,022
Because I feel like
that I'm at a place
332
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,857
with my gambling rehab
333
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,395
that I can finally start
going to dog racing again.
334
00:12:51,429 --> 00:12:56,300
You know, just sitting,
watching, enjoying the sport.
335
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,534
Maybe putting down a few
dollars, if there's, like,
336
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,869
a crazy mismatch or something.
337
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,905
Okay, thank you, Kevin.
We'll let you know.
338
00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:04,740
- Thank you.
- When do we leave?
339
00:13:04,774 --> 00:13:06,309
Thank you.
340
00:13:06,343 --> 00:13:09,545
It has been a long,
lonely winter.
341
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,416
Wow, seasonal affective
disorder, aka, "SAD."
342
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:16,251
That sounds like
a very real thing, Toby.
343
00:13:16,285 --> 00:13:19,121
It is real.
Thank you for saying that.
344
00:13:19,155 --> 00:13:21,156
Yeah, wow, it's almost like
345
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:26,027
we're not all experiencing
the same winter.
346
00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:27,429
"Florida Stanley" smiles.
347
00:13:27,463 --> 00:13:29,631
"Florida Stanley"
is happy to go to work.
348
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:35,002
"Florida Stanley" is who
you want on your Florida team.
349
00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:37,204
It's still, well--
350
00:13:37,239 --> 00:13:39,240
Hey, guys, any spots left?
351
00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:41,074
Erin, you want
to go to Tallahassee?
352
00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:43,344
I do.
I really do.
353
00:13:43,378 --> 00:13:45,846
I think it would be
a nice way to clear my head.
354
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,281
You know, I don't think
it's a good idea for you
355
00:13:48,315 --> 00:13:50,550
to clear your head anymore
than it has been already.
356
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,186
I think you need a workplace
where the burdens
357
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:56,289
of everyday life keep you
tethered to reality.
358
00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:57,690
Either or.
359
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,560
But if you can find someone
to fill in, I would love to go.
360
00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:03,895
Well, it wouldn't be hard
to find someone to fill in.
361
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:07,633
Really?
Oh, great, good.
362
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,302
Now, is it too dark to say
that Cece's having an operation?
363
00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:13,438
I think you
need to go to Florida.
364
00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:15,140
I think you're right.
365
00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:16,475
It's only for three weeks.
366
00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:19,243
You know, with my mom and sister
at the house it'll be--
367
00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:21,512
- A total nightmare.
- I was going to say,
368
00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:23,214
"good, because I'll have
all the help I need."
369
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,649
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
370
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,849
They're incredibly helpful.
You're lucky to have them.
371
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:27,084
I mean, with them there,
372
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,653
you probably
won't even know I'm gone.
373
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:31,455
Exactly.
374
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:33,090
Well--
375
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:35,692
No, no, absolutely not.
376
00:14:35,726 --> 00:14:38,127
You are not going.
Over my dead body, no.
377
00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:40,697
Tunes, I'm really sorry.
378
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,432
You're too essential
to the operation here.
379
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,766
I can't let you go.
380
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,868
I wouldn't say that.
That's a bit much.
381
00:14:45,903 --> 00:14:47,003
You know, Dwight,
if you didn't want me to go,
382
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:48,371
the smart move would be
to tell Andy
383
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,039
that I actually am
essential to the operation.
384
00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:51,973
That way I couldn't go.
385
00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:53,209
Jim is essential to--
386
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:56,178
Hold on, just want
to get it on camera.
387
00:14:56,213 --> 00:15:00,282
Andy,
Jim is just too ess--
388
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,550
Essential.
389
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:03,285
This is stupid.
Cut.
390
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,687
All right, I'm going
to pack my trunks.
391
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,088
He doesn't even want to go.
392
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,456
Well, I got a text from RC
inviting me to come down,
393
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,093
so I think that's going
to make us roommates.
394
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:13,027
Oh, my God.
395
00:15:13,061 --> 00:15:14,562
Hey, quick question.
396
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,996
Do you shower at night
or do you shower in the morning?
397
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,465
Because I want to shower
when you're showering
398
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:21,068
to save some water.
399
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,536
Okay, listen up, everyone.
400
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,970
Here's who's going to Florida.
401
00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,372
- Kathy.
- What?
402
00:15:25,406 --> 00:15:26,740
- Stanley.
- No.
403
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:27,774
- Ryan.
- No.
404
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:29,142
- Erin.
- Fuck.
405
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:30,744
And Jim.
406
00:15:30,778 --> 00:15:32,212
You got to be
fucking kidding me.
407
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:36,283
Okay, okay.
408
00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:37,670
Florida group,
welcome to the team.
409
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,876
Aah!
410
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,632
Let's go.
Step it up, you runts.
411
00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:52,488
Infants, let's move.
412
00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:54,002
Why is it so hot in here?
413
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:56,136
Hot?
What are you talking about?
414
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,105
This is a nice,
temperate, Florida morning.
415
00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,307
85 degrees, 73% humidity.
416
00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,809
This is the exact environment
that you will be facing
417
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:04,978
for the next three weeks
of your life.
418
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:08,281
Welcome to Special Projects
Orientation.
419
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,016
The next three weeks
of your life
420
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:13,953
are going to be the most
miserable you've ever faced.
421
00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:16,855
They're going to be hard,
they're going to be dirty.
422
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:19,358
You're going to wish
you were dead.
423
00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:20,793
But.
424
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:22,660
But?
There's no buts.
425
00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:24,362
That's it,
you'll wish you were dead.
426
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,864
You seem a little disturbed,
do you want to stay here?
427
00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:28,266
No, no, I want to go.
428
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:30,835
Because if any of you
would prefer to stay here,
429
00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:34,005
all you need to do
is ring this bell.
430
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,673
Is that the buzzer from Taboo?
431
00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:37,775
- Shut up, maggot!
- It is.
432
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,343
You don't want to go,
ring the bell.
433
00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:41,412
Ring it, ring it.
434
00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:45,882
How many of you have seen
the documentary Deliverance?
435
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,952
How did a mosquito get in here?
436
00:16:47,986 --> 00:16:50,387
I released 300 mosquitoes
into the conference room.
437
00:16:50,422 --> 00:16:51,888
Just temporarily.
438
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:57,660
When I'm done, the frogs will
take care of the mosquitoes.
439
00:16:57,694 --> 00:17:01,331
Yes, then he brushes your soft,
supple cheeks
440
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:04,200
with his worn,
leathery hands and says,
441
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:08,004
"I'm going to make you
the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt."
442
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:09,605
Unless you ring the bell,
ring it.
443
00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:10,738
- No.
- Ring the bell.
444
00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:11,940
You want to spend
the rest of your life
445
00:17:11,975 --> 00:17:13,541
changing your husband's
colostomy bags?
446
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:14,843
Huh, do you?
447
00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,245
Ring it. Ah.
448
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,246
What was that?
449
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:21,216
Mosquito.
450
00:17:26,121 --> 00:17:29,656
Orientation's over.
451
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:31,459
Oh, Darryl, hey.
452
00:17:31,493 --> 00:17:32,626
Hey, what's up?
You called?
453
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,695
Yeah, you know,
I felt really terrible
454
00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:36,297
that you got me
these lovely gloves
455
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,431
and I didn't get you anything.
456
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:38,599
It's cool, really.
457
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,368
No, it's anything but cool.
458
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:42,969
Now, I haven't
really had time to go out
459
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:47,207
and buy you anything,
but here goes.
460
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:50,877
- "This coupon entitles you to
one free tickle-monster attack."
461
00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:52,379
Yeah, they're Nate coupons,
462
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,580
or "Na-pons,"
and they're all different.
463
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,283
Cash that one in and I will
bring you a stick of gum.
464
00:17:57,318 --> 00:18:00,886
Any time, any place.
I'll find you.
465
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,057
Thanks.
466
00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:05,924
Nice flowers.
467
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,727
Thanks, they're from my mom.
468
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:12,998
- Your mom?
- Yeah.
469
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,199
Oh, so I guess
that was your mom
470
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:17,701
who called me earlier
looking for the address?
471
00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:19,470
Real deep-voiced woman.
472
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:21,105
Yeah, that's her.
473
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,807
She said her name
was Brandon, I think.
474
00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:27,111
Your mom's name is Brandon?
475
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:30,980
Yeah, Darryl,
my mom's name is Brandon.
476
00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,687
I guess I figured out
where I stand.
477
00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:41,724
This is a love beanie.
478
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:47,696
Okay, Florida Team,
let's reconvene.
479
00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:01,743
I'm going to Florida
and I'm not coming back.
480
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,181
So Sabre has setup
a conference room for our use
481
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:07,982
while we're at corporate.
482
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,650
So what is this
Special Project?
483
00:19:09,685 --> 00:19:11,819
Basically, Sabre has
tasked us with helping them
484
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,321
branch into
the retail marketplace.
485
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:15,290
They want to setup their own
version of an Apple Store.
486
00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,624
That sounds awesome.
487
00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,658
It did, it did.
488
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,060
You know what might
be great is if instead
489
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:22,662
of a genius bar,
we have a lounge area
490
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,798
where people can ask questions
about the product
491
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,967
with other customers
who liked it.
492
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,735
Yeah, and they should
have a place where people
493
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:31,171
can check their computers
or printers before they see you
494
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:33,873
so you don't have
to carry it around like a dope.
495
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,941
Like a coat check.
496
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,614
Oh, don't write it down
unless you like it.
497
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,483
Oh, I like it.
498
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,750
It seems to me
that the Apple Store
499
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,884
is kind of like a party,
500
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,420
so I think our question is,
501
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,721
"how do we make this
a better party?"
502
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,522
No, we sell business tools,
503
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,324
and the stores
need to reflect that.
504
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,825
They need to be all business.
505
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,394
Let all the other stores
look like a toy store.
506
00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:01,899
Right, think different
from Apple.
507
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,368
Dwight, is now
a good time to go over
508
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:07,505
what you expect of us?
509
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,076
Yes.
510
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,045
What are my expectations
for the group?
511
00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:17,014
I had been given
the responsibility
512
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:18,849
to manage Stanley,
a solid player.
513
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,951
Ryan, who is capable
of surprises.
514
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,985
Erin, an excellent follower.
515
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:26,356
And Kathy, a probably not
totally useless enigma.
516
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,225
And, well, Jim.
517
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:34,063
Under the right manager,
that's not a bad team.
518
00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:35,865
Perfectenschlag.
519
00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:43,899
I don't know how I'm going
to live here without you.
520
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:44,866
Me neither.
521
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:46,835
Hey, will you put this coat
on my chair?
522
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,404
I just realized I'm not
going to need it down there.
523
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:50,738
Yes, I will take your coat
and I will keep it with me.
524
00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,907
And I will sleep with it,
because it smells like you.
525
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:56,277
No, no, no, no,
just put it on my chair.
526
00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:57,178
- All right.
- Bye.
527
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:58,279
Bye.
528
00:20:58,314 --> 00:21:00,715
- Call me when you land.
- I will.
529
00:21:00,749 --> 00:21:02,283
Safe travels.
530
00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:03,551
Goodbye.
531
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,686
For a very, very long time.
532
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,222
Hmm?
Okay.
533
00:21:08,256 --> 00:21:14,227
It's only three weeks.
534
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:16,462
All expenses paid.
535
00:21:16,496 --> 00:21:17,863
Yeah, Jim's going to be there.
536
00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:22,702
That marriage is not good.
Nobody knows better than me.
537
00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:24,169
Definitely we will.
538
00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:29,347
It's three weeks in Tallahassee.
What else is there to do?
539
00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:38,177
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