1 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:29,387 Behind closed doors, in warmly lit rooms all over London, 2 00:00:29,476 --> 00:00:32,195 pleasure is taking place. 3 00:00:32,276 --> 00:00:34,585 Some spontaneous, some planned, 4 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:36,632 and yes, some paid for. 5 00:00:36,716 --> 00:00:38,991 And tonight's... 6 00:00:39,076 --> 00:00:42,273 tonight's is strictly invitation only. 7 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:51,511 Sometimes, l get paid to do the things l"ve always wanted to do. 8 00:01:37,076 --> 00:01:40,512 l love it when my personal desires are the same as my professional duties. 9 00:01:40,596 --> 00:01:43,952 The most prestigious adult party in the country. 10 00:01:46,516 --> 00:01:50,031 These parties are for genuine couples only, and entry is competitive - 11 00:01:50,116 --> 00:01:52,755 you have to be under 40, educated, 12 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:54,827 and beautiful. 13 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:57,032 Welcome, welcome. 14 00:01:57,116 --> 00:02:01,314 Now, you"ll need to check in your phones, any recording equipment or cameras 15 00:02:01,396 --> 00:02:03,148 to be returned at the end of the night. 16 00:02:03,236 --> 00:02:06,034 There is a number you can be reached on for emergency 17 00:02:06,116 --> 00:02:08,391 that was sent along with your invitations. 18 00:02:09,436 --> 00:02:11,313 - Thank you. - Thank you. 19 00:02:12,796 --> 00:02:15,071 - Are we married? - No, l don"t think so. 20 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:17,192 Do you remember what l do for a living? 21 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:19,153 Aleksandar Yerkovic, 22 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:23,115 top designer of energy-saving devices and renewable energy technology, 23 00:02:23,196 --> 00:02:26,074 you"re currently working on a new European hybrid car engine. 24 00:02:26,156 --> 00:02:29,034 - Part of the engine. Which part? - Never been that interested in your work. 25 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,152 And that has always been hurtful to me. 26 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:33,670 Which is why we are not married. 27 00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:37,271 - Oh, but what do you do for a living? - ln this dress, no one"ll care. 28 00:02:40,876 --> 00:02:43,344 Just for show. l don"t drink when l"m working. 29 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:48,948 Adult parties are like any other party. 30 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,027 There"s someone who wants to be the centre of attention. 31 00:02:51,116 --> 00:02:53,152 l love your...feathers. 32 00:02:53,236 --> 00:02:55,033 Thank you. 33 00:02:55,116 --> 00:02:58,313 Then there"s the shy people who find themselves in the corner. 34 00:02:59,236 --> 00:03:02,592 The cool crowd who know everyone and the organisers. 35 00:03:07,076 --> 00:03:09,431 And the room where the real party happens. 36 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,908 Wow. 37 00:03:15,756 --> 00:03:17,553 This is all a bit of a turn-on. 38 00:03:18,316 --> 00:03:20,876 lt"s quiet in here. 39 00:03:20,956 --> 00:03:22,912 lt"s early yet. 40 00:03:31,076 --> 00:03:33,271 l didn"t think there was much point wearing knickers. 41 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:35,745 lt... lt"s too early. 42 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:39,710 - OK. - l... l want to wait. 43 00:03:39,796 --> 00:03:42,105 What l want is to watch you. 44 00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:45,506 Watch all the other men want you. 45 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,030 And then maybe later on at home, 46 00:03:48,116 --> 00:03:51,426 when you are really desperate, 47 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,507 then l will fuck you. 48 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,870 OK. 49 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,948 - Oh! Shit, sorry. - Oh, shit! 50 00:04:07,036 --> 00:04:08,833 - l"m so sorry. That was my fault. - Sorry, no... 51 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,952 - Are you OK? l"m sorry. - Yeah, l"m fine. 52 00:04:11,036 --> 00:04:14,267 l"m afraid l don"t... Could you...? Do you have something, er...? 53 00:04:14,356 --> 00:04:17,951 - Yeah. Are you sure you"re OK? - Yeah, yeah. l"m fine, thank you. 54 00:04:19,276 --> 00:04:21,585 - Oh, shit. l"m so sorry. - Oh. 55 00:04:21,676 --> 00:04:24,713 - lt"s quite... - Do you know where the ladies" are? 56 00:04:24,796 --> 00:04:26,991 - Downstairs. - OK, thank you. Sorry. 57 00:04:27,076 --> 00:04:28,953 No, it"s all right. 58 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:33,192 l know that man from somewhere. 59 00:04:34,756 --> 00:04:38,226 l tend to panic if l see someone l recognise. Could be very awkward. 60 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:42,104 Have to go through my mental Rolodex of everyone l"ve ever slept with. 61 00:04:48,316 --> 00:04:49,954 This could take a while. 62 00:04:56,276 --> 00:04:57,834 That"s it. 63 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,866 lt"s Jay Lorre, the writer. 64 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:02,912 His first novel changed my life. 65 00:05:02,996 --> 00:05:05,032 That man, he can write women. 66 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:10,989 But of course you should never meet your heroes. Everyone knows that. 67 00:05:13,076 --> 00:05:15,829 - Have you see An lnconvenient Truth? - No. 68 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,704 Oh, it"s fabulous. l mean, terrifying, but really good. 69 00:05:19,796 --> 00:05:22,993 l feel so guilty. l take so many short-haul flights. 70 00:05:23,076 --> 00:05:25,226 - So cheap, though. - l just wanted to say... 71 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:27,671 sorry about the spillage situation. 72 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:29,712 That"s quite all right. 73 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,752 Sorry, l...we were... 74 00:05:31,836 --> 00:05:33,952 pouring wine on each other earlier. 75 00:05:34,036 --> 00:05:35,515 - Oh. - Really? 76 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,552 No, not in a... 77 00:05:37,636 --> 00:05:40,275 l just mean me being clumsy. 78 00:05:40,356 --> 00:05:42,631 - No, no, l bumped into her. - Yeah. 79 00:05:43,556 --> 00:05:45,512 So where do you fly to? 80 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,508 Oh, well, we"ve just got back from Portugal. 81 00:05:48,596 --> 00:05:51,156 We"re actually trying to set up a... 82 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:53,796 Have you been chucking the rest over other people? 83 00:05:53,836 --> 00:05:55,827 - No. - Good. 84 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:57,474 l"d get jealous. 85 00:05:59,516 --> 00:06:01,552 This your sort of thing, then, is it? 86 00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:04,196 - Sorry, l don"t know your name. - lt"s Belle. 87 00:06:04,236 --> 00:06:07,945 - And, yeah, l suppose it is my sort of thing. - Belle? l like that. 88 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:11,116 That"s very...American South, isn"t it? 89 00:06:11,116 --> 00:06:12,913 Close. Surrey-Hampshire border. 90 00:06:12,996 --> 00:06:14,349 Right. 91 00:06:14,436 --> 00:06:17,473 l had to be smuggled over the Surrey-Hampshire border once. 92 00:06:17,556 --> 00:06:19,706 lt was a terrible business. Anyway, cheers. 93 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,309 Cheers. 94 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,508 So, what do you do, Jay? 95 00:06:26,676 --> 00:06:29,236 - Oh, well, this and that. - How"s that going? 96 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:30,988 Swings and roundabouts. 97 00:06:31,076 --> 00:06:33,385 Don"t give everything away, it"s embarrassing. 98 00:06:36,156 --> 00:06:37,669 You know what l do. 99 00:06:39,636 --> 00:06:41,592 You knew my name before l told you. 100 00:06:44,356 --> 00:06:46,916 - l"ve seen your books. - You"ve seen my books? 101 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:49,390 Well, don"t read them, whatever you do. 102 00:06:50,836 --> 00:06:54,511 l don"t suppose you"d like to go somewhere more private? 103 00:06:57,396 --> 00:06:59,956 She is very beautiful, isn"t she? 104 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:02,596 Yeah. Absolutely. 105 00:07:02,676 --> 00:07:06,464 Aleksandar, we might go for a wander, if you"d like to come. 106 00:07:07,396 --> 00:07:09,387 l don"t think so. 107 00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:13,185 No, l will give you one of my famous massages. 108 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:32,436 - He likes you. - You think? 109 00:07:32,476 --> 00:07:35,070 Mm, but he can"t have you. 110 00:07:36,436 --> 00:07:38,188 - No? - No... 111 00:07:38,276 --> 00:07:41,348 because only l can have you. 112 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:46,195 Perfect. 113 00:08:01,049 --> 00:08:03,802 The night wears on, the clothes come off, 114 00:08:03,889 --> 00:08:07,848 guests everywhere get down to what the evening"s all about, except me. 115 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:10,841 A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to seduce Jay Lorre, 116 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:13,807 and here l am with the only possessive man at an orgy. 117 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,162 Thanks. 118 00:08:22,849 --> 00:08:24,282 - Sylvia. - Yes, darling? 119 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:26,485 Were you talking earlier about the environment? 120 00:08:26,569 --> 00:08:27,843 Sorry? 121 00:08:27,929 --> 00:08:32,127 Did you know Aleksandar is advising the government on renewable energy strategies? 122 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:34,040 - What, you mean solar and everything? - Mm. 123 00:08:34,129 --> 00:08:37,838 Yes, we"re principally working on a new hybrid car. 124 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:41,080 Oh, a hybrid car, you mean like those ones everyone has in LA. 125 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:46,641 l certainly hope so. America is the greatest polluter and they contribute least to our... 126 00:08:52,329 --> 00:08:53,444 Hello. 127 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:55,121 Hi. 128 00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:57,165 You having a good time? 129 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:59,205 Can hardly catch my breath. And you? 130 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,646 Yeah. Must be one of the only people who hasn"t been in the playroom. 131 00:09:04,569 --> 00:09:06,321 Oh, yeah? 132 00:09:06,409 --> 00:09:09,003 Aleksandar would rather l didn"t. 133 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:13,080 Right. Well, this would be the place to come to be possessive. 134 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,046 Tell me about it. 135 00:09:18,329 --> 00:09:20,285 l like your work, by the way. 136 00:09:21,609 --> 00:09:24,442 Well, thank you very much. l like your work too. 137 00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:29,127 lt"s just a shame you"re not doing anything tonight. 138 00:09:29,209 --> 00:09:31,848 Why, are you doing anything tonight? 139 00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:34,521 Well, apparently not. 140 00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:45,605 The show"s starting. Time for the show, everyone. 141 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:18,163 Shall we? 142 00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:59,084 - Hello. - Hello. 143 00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:11,405 - OK? - Yeah. 144 00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:29,404 - What"s up? - You"re not into being watched, are you? 145 00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:31,525 No, it"s not that, it"s just... 146 00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:35,649 - l"m not into being caught. - Your boyfriend? 147 00:12:35,649 --> 00:12:38,527 - We wouldn"t want to come between you two. - No, l"d love you to. 148 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,440 Just not now. 149 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,405 You could always come home with us. 150 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,684 - Really? - Really. 151 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:59,566 Now l realise it"s very unprofessional to ditch a client, 152 00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:04,120 and that you should never let your personal desires get in the way at work, but... 153 00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:10,804 - Hi. - Madam. 154 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,483 All these men want you. 155 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,761 l am going to take you home... 156 00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:21,125 and l am going to really show you what you get 157 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:23,598 for making all these men want you, 158 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,805 you naughty girl. 159 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,245 Excuse me. Belle Sinclair? 160 00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:30,523 Yes. 161 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,567 Miss Sinclair, there"s a call for you on our emergency line. 162 00:13:36,009 --> 00:13:37,965 l"ll be one minute. 163 00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:43,599 - This is what you do for a living? - No, no. 164 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:47,318 l"m in a fringe production of A Doll"s House next month, so... 165 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,365 That"s good. You can pack all this in, then. 166 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:51,007 Well, we"ll see. 167 00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:53,284 How"s this for a sad face? 168 00:13:54,849 --> 00:13:57,522 - Oh, that is good. - This? 169 00:13:57,609 --> 00:13:59,167 - Too much. - Too much? 170 00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:01,399 - Yeah, too much. - You"re a love. Thank you. 171 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,084 There"s one excuse we all know that will get you out of anything at work. 172 00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:12,043 - Personal reasons? - Yeah, personal reasons. 173 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,245 Obviously you"ll be fully reimbursed. 174 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,206 - Pardon? - Obviously you can have all your money back. 175 00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,405 But that is not the point. 176 00:14:20,489 --> 00:14:23,208 - Yeah, l know, absolutely. - lt is unsatisfactory. 177 00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:26,201 Yeah, l know, but...what are you gonna do? 178 00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:28,041 Personal reasons? 179 00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:30,723 Yeah. Personal reasons. 180 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,167 You've seven new messages. 181 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:56,523 Hannah, did you get your mum's message? 182 00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:58,759 - Just a minute. - Give me a call when you pick this up. 183 00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:01,602 - Hello, it's your mum again... - Oh, this is a nightmare. 184 00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,567 - Oh, l don"t believe this. - What"s the matter? 185 00:15:04,649 --> 00:15:06,207 ls something wrong? 186 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:09,326 l"m not sure l can come back. l"ve got all these messages about this thing. 187 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,559 Can"t it wait until tomorrow? 188 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,207 Maybe. 189 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,167 - No, l should go. - Oh, no. Why? 190 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,205 Personal reasons. 191 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:20,847 Bye. 192 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,441 Bye. 193 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:40,001 Only my sister would wait till l was this close to having the best sex ever to have a baby. 194 00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:41,841 The selfish bitch. 195 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:45,444 - This bloke, Ben... - What? 196 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,238 Nothing, it was just quite a works do, you"d have loved it. 197 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:53,928 Can"t believe my parents called you before they called me. 198 00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:57,081 They called me looking for you. And they do like me a bit more. 199 00:15:57,169 --> 00:15:59,125 That"s true. 200 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,767 Oh, you bought a card? 201 00:16:00,849 --> 00:16:03,807 - Vanessa"s got a desk full of bloody cards. - Course she does. Let me sign it. 202 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:06,483 lt"s sealed. Get your own. 203 00:16:06,569 --> 00:16:08,446 l need a wife. 204 00:16:08,529 --> 00:16:10,565 - Hello! - Hey. 205 00:16:10,649 --> 00:16:13,209 - Hello. - Look at you, Hannah. Blimey. 206 00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,245 - Here she is. - Hello, stranger. 207 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:17,240 - Hello. - Wow. 208 00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:19,968 - l was at a works do. - Well, l was only having a baby. 209 00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:24,369 - Oh, yeah. Well done, you guys. - Thanks. 210 00:16:24,409 --> 00:16:25,888 - What is it? - lt"s a boy. 211 00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:28,881 - Oh, my God. - We"ve always known it was a boy. 212 00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:37,087 - Awww. Thanks, Ben. - That"s all right. 213 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,080 Do you wanna hold him? 214 00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,125 Maybe you should sit down first. 215 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:44,120 Sit down, go on. 216 00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:49,362 There you go, sweetheart. 217 00:16:52,569 --> 00:16:54,525 - You all right? - Yeah. 218 00:17:03,569 --> 00:17:05,878 Hello. Hello. 219 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:11,525 Can l have a go? 220 00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:20,965 Won"t be long till it"s you, mate. 221 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:22,926 Shut up. 222 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,442 Where"s Dad? 223 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:29,202 Killing himself with tobacco, probably. 224 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:38,643 Look how tiny his hands are compared to Ben"s. 225 00:17:38,729 --> 00:17:42,039 l"m your uncle Ben. We"re gonna go clubbing together. 226 00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,365 - Hello, youngest. - All right, Dad? 227 00:17:55,049 --> 00:17:57,961 - What do you think of your nephew, then? - He"s all right. 228 00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,165 - You? - Yeah, he"ll do. 229 00:18:03,889 --> 00:18:05,845 There you go, Grandad. 230 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,880 So, what you been up to, then? 231 00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:35,048 Hannah. 232 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:37,288 Hannah. 233 00:19:38,249 --> 00:19:40,126 Fuck. 234 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:42,165 l think l"ve found the real me. 235 00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:47,878 - Where did you get that from? - l saw it in your handbag in the hospital. 236 00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:51,965 Now, is it just me... 237 00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:54,483 or are you a little bit overdressed for a work do? 238 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,129 Or underdressed. Whatever. 239 00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:59,922 Yeah, well, you know me, l never play by the rules. 240 00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:13,001 Laters. 241 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:15,561 Laters. 242 00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:06,117 Maybe my personal life and my professional life aren't that easily reconciled. 243 00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:08,165 But that's true of all of us, surely. 244 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,645 At least l get to go to bed with my favourite author. 245 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,685 Just not in the way l'd have liked. 246 00:21:32,169 --> 00:21:34,285 - You look lovely. - You look pretty good yourself. 247 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:35,006 Shall we? 248 00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:37,808 1500 good reasons to do the night shift. 249 00:21:37,889 --> 00:21:41,564 From this moment on, l'm on the client's time, his treat for the night. 250 00:21:41,649 --> 00:21:45,324 Do l know you? l"m looking for a bit of fun, and l think you are too. 251 00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,719 - You"re moonlighting. You"re a bad girl. - l know. 252 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:52,643 l know what you office tarts do - play with the hole-punch, photocopy your arse. 253 00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:56,729 You"re very directive. l like that. 254 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:59,403 l wanna watch you come.