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<font color="#ffff00">www.1000fr.com presents</font>

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<font color="#ffff00>Sync:FRS@xyxy1316 </font>

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Behind closed doors,in warmly lit rooms
all over London, pleasure is taking place.

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Some spontaneous, some planned, 
and yes, some paid for.

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And tonight's...

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tonight's is strictly invitation only.

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Sometimes, l get paid to do the things 
l've always wanted to do.

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Secret Diary of a Call Girl   S01 ep02

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l love it when my personal desires are 
the same as my professional duties.

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The most prestigious adult party 
in the country.

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These parties are for genuine couples only,

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and entry is competitive you have to 
be under 40, 

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educated,and beautiful.

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Welcome, welcome.

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Now, you'll need to check in your phones,

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any recording equipment or cameras to 
be returned at the end of the night.

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There is a number you can be reached on
for emergency

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that was sent along with your invitations.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

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- Are we married?
- No, l don't think so.

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Do you remember what l do for a living?

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Aleksandar Yerkovic,

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top designer of energy-saving devices
and renewable energy technology,

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you're currently working on a new 
European hybrid car engine.

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Part of the engine. Which part?

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Never been that interested in your work.

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And that has always been hurtful to me.

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Which is why we are not married.

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Oh, but what do you do for a living?

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ln this dress, no one'll care.

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Just for show. l don't drink when l'm working.

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Adult parties are like any other party.

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There's someone who wants to be
the centre of attention.

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- l love your...feathers.
- Thank you.

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Then there's the shy people
who find themselves in the corner.

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The cool crowd who know everyone
and the organisers.

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And the room where the real party happens.

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Wow.

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This is all a bit of a turn-on.

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lt's quiet in here.

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lt's early yet.

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l didn't think there was
much point wearing knickers.

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lt... lt's too early.

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- OK.
- l... l want to wait.

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What l want is to watch you.

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Watch all the other men want you.

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And then maybe later on at home,

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when you are really desperate,

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then l will fuck you.

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OK.

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- Oh! Shit, sorry.
- Oh, shit!

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- l'm so sorry. That was my fault.
- Sorry, no...

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- Are you OK? l'm sorry.
- Yeah, l'm fine.

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l'm afraid l don't... Could you...?
Do you have something, er...?

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- Yeah. Are you sure you're OK?
- Yeah, yeah. l'm fine, thank you.

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- Oh, shit. l'm so sorry.
- Oh.

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- lt's quite...
- Do you know where the ladies' are?

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- Downstairs.
- OK, thank you. Sorry.

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No, it's all right.

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l know that man from somewhere.

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l tend to panic if l see someone 
l recognise. Could be very awkward.

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Have to go through my mental Rolodex
of everyone l've ever slept with.

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This could take a while.

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That's it.

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lt's Jay Lorre, the writer.

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His first novel changed my life.

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That man, he can write women.

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But of course you should never meet
your heroes. Everyone knows that.

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- Have you see An lnconvenient Truth?
- No.

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Oh, it's fabulous.

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l mean, terrifying, but really good.

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l feel so guilty. l take so many 
short-haul flights.

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- So cheap, though.
- l just wanted to say...

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sorry about the spillage situation.

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That's quite all right.

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Sorry, l...we were...

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pouring wine on each other earlier.

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Oh, Really?

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No, not in a...l just mean me being clumsy.

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- No, no, l bumped into her.
- Yeah.

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So where do you fly to?

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Oh, well, we've just got back from Portugal.

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We're actually trying to set up a...

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Have you been chucking the rest
over other people?

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- No.
- Good.

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l'd get jealous.

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This your sort of thing, then, is it?

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- Sorry, l don't know your name.
- lt's Belle.

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And, yeah, l suppose it is my sort of thing.

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Belle? l like that.

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That's very...American South, isn't it?

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Close. Surrey-Hampshire border.

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Right.

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l had to be smuggled over
the Surrey-Hampshire border once.

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lt was a terrible business. Anyway, cheers.

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Cheers.

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So, what do you do, Jay?

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Oh, well, this and that.

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How's that going?

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Swings and roundabouts.

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Don't give everything away, 
it's embarrassing.

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You know what l do.

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You knew my name before l told you.

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- l've seen your books.
- You've seen my books?

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Well, don't read them, whatever you do.

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l don't suppose you'd like
to go somewhere more private?

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She is very beautiful, isn't she?

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Yeah. Absolutely.

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Aleksandar, we might go for a wander,
if you'd like to come.

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l don't think so.

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No, l will give you one of my famous massages.

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He likes you.

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You think?

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Mm, but he can't have you.

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No?

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No...because only l can have you.

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Perfect.

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The night wears on, the clothes come off,

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guests everywhere get down to what 
the evening's all about, except me.

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A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
to seduce Jay Lorre,

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and here l am with the only possessive 
man at an orgy.

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Thanks.

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- Sylvia.
- Yes, darling?

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Were you talking earlier about 
the environment?

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Sorry?

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Did you know Aleksandar is advising the
government on renewable energy strategies?

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- What, you mean solar and everything?
- Mm.

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Yes, we're principally working on
a new hybrid car.

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Oh, a hybrid car, you mean like
those ones everyone has in LA.

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l certainly hope so. 

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America is the greatest polluter and 
they contribute least to our????

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Hello.

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Hi.

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You having a good time?

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Can hardly catch my breath. And you?

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Yeah. 

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Must be one of the only people
who hasn't been in the playroom.

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Oh, yeah?

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Aleksandar would rather l didn't.

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Right. Well, this would be the place 
to come to be possessive.

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Tell me about it.

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l like your work, by the way.

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Well, thank you very much.
l like your work too.

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lt's just a shame you're not doing anything 
tonight.

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Why, are you doing anything tonight?

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Well, apparently not.

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The show's starting. Time for the show, 
everyone.

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Shall we?

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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- OK?
- Yeah.

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What's up?

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You're not into being watched, are you?

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No, it's not that, it's just...

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l'm not into being caught.

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Your boyfriend?

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We wouldn't want to come between you two.

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No, l'd love you to.Just not now.

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You could always come home with us.

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- Really?
- Really.

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Now l realise it's very unprofessional
to ditch a client,

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and that you should never let your personal
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- Hi.
- Madam.

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All these men want you.

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l am going to take you home...

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and l am going to really show you what you 
get for making all these men want you,

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you naughty girl.

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Excuse me. Belle Sinclair?

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Yes.

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Miss Sinclair, there's a call for you
on our emergency line.

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l'll be one minute.

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This is what you do for a living?

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No, no.l'm in a fringe production
of A Doll's House next month, so...

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That's good. You can pack all this in, 
then.

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Well, we'll see.

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How's this for a sad face?

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Oh, that is good.

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This?

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- Too much.
- Too much?

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- Yeah, too much.
- You're a love. Thank you.

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There's one excuse we all know that will 
get you out of anything at work.

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- Personal reasons?
- Yeah, personal reasons.

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Obviously you'll be fully reimbursed.

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- Pardon?
- Obviously you can have all your money back.

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But that is not the point.

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Yeah, l know, absolutely.

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- lt is unsatisfactory.
- Yeah, l know, but...

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what are you gonna do?

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Personal reasons?

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Yeah. Personal reasons.

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You've seven new messages.

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- Hannah, did you get your mum's message?
- Just a minute.

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Give me a call when you pick this up.

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- Hello, it's your mum again...
- Oh, this is a nightmare.

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Oh, l don't believe this.

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What's the matter?

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ls something wrong?

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l'm not sure l can come back. l've got 
all these messages about this thing.

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Can't it wait until tomorrow?

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Maybe.

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- No, l should go.
- Oh, no. Why?

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Personal reasons.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Only my sister would wait till 
l was this close to 

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having the best sex ever to have a baby.

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The selfish bitch.

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This bloke, Ben...

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What?

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Nothing, it was just quite a works do,
you'd have loved it.

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Can't believe my parents called you
before they called me.

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They called me looking for you.

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- And they do like me a bit more.
- That's true.

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Oh, you bought a card?

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- Vanessa's got a desk full of bloody cards.
- Course she does. Let me sign it.

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lt's sealed. Get your own.

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l need a wife.

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- Hello!
- Hey.

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- Hello.
- Look at you, Hannah. Blimey.

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Here she is.

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- Hello, stranger.
- Hello. 

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Wow.

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- l was at a works do.
- Well, l was only having a baby.

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Oh, yeah. Well done, you guys.

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Thanks.

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- What is it?
- lt's a boy.

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- Oh, my God.
- We've always known it was a boy.

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Awww. Thanks, Ben.

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That's all right.

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Do you wanna hold him?

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Maybe you should sit down first.

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Sit down, go on.

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There you go, sweetheart.

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- You all right?
- Yeah.

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Hello. Hello.

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Can l have a go?

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Won't be long till it's you, mate.

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Shut up.

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Where's Dad?

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Killing himself with tobacco, probably.

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Look how tiny his hands are
compared to Ben's.

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l'm your uncle Ben. We're gonna 
go clubbing together.

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- Hello, youngest.
- All right, Dad?

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What do you think of your nephew, then?

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He's all right.You?

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Yeah, he'll do.

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There you go, Grandad.

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So, what you been up to, then?

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Hannah.

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Hannah.

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Fuck.

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l think l've found the real me.

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Where did you get that from?

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l saw it in your handbag in the hospital.

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Now, is it just me...

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or are you a little bit overdressed
for a work do?

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Or underdressed. Whatever.

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00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,200
Yeah, well, you know me,
l never play by the rules.

258
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,400
Laters.

259
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,600
Laters.

260
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,900
Maybe my personal life and my professional
life aren't that easily reconciled.

261
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,100
But that's true of all of us, surely.

262
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,700
At least l get to go to bed
with my favourite author.

263
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,300
Just not in the way l'd have liked.

264
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,600
- You look lovely.
- You look pretty good yourself.

265
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,400
Shall we?

266
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,100
1500 good reasons to do the night shift.

267
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,800
From this moment on, l'm on the client's time,
his treat for the night.

268
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,300
Do l know you? 

269
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,000
l'm looking for a bit of fun,
and l think you are too.

270
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
- You're moonlighting. You're a bad girl.
- l know.

271
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,800
l know what you office tarts do 

272
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,300
play with the hole-punch, photocopy your arse.

273
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,200
You're very directive. l like that.

274
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,000
l wanna watch you come.

275
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:10,200
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