1 00:00:23,049 --> 00:00:25,156 ...and condoms. 2 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:37,660 I always use black cabs, not many cabs. 3 00:00:37,742 --> 00:00:40,401 But at least you get a different driver each time. 4 00:00:40,466 --> 00:00:42,846 They know what I'm up to, and I know they know. 5 00:00:42,905 --> 00:00:47,101 It's just a game we play. 6 00:00:50,436 --> 00:00:52,724 Everything in here is important. 7 00:00:52,994 --> 00:00:57,021 But the only essential thing on an all-night-job is this... 8 00:00:59,387 --> 00:01:01,650 A lot can happen on an all-nighter. 9 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:11,512 :: board.tv4user.de presents :: 10 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:20,647 :: Secret Diary Of A Call Girl :: :: Season 1 - Episode 3 :: 11 00:01:20,812 --> 00:01:28,894 :: Transcript: fatbrat :: :: Correction: icon :: 12 00:01:29,295 --> 00:01:37,295 :: Sync: Italian Subs Addicted :: 13 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:46,517 The biggest grown market in escorting is something called the "girlfriend experience". 14 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:49,511 Now, that doesn't mean, getting paid to be rude and to force him 15 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:51,979 trying to work out what's wrong, no 16 00:01:52,411 --> 00:01:54,780 This is a particular service. 17 00:01:55,267 --> 00:01:58,092 I've never been a very good girlfriend in real life. 18 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,952 But for one night only, 19 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:02,782 I am the perfect girlfriend. 20 00:02:05,306 --> 00:02:08,453 Some of my clients, they’re not just after sex. 21 00:02:08,536 --> 00:02:12,633 They want the intimacy, the exclusivity of a real relationship. 22 00:02:13,354 --> 00:02:16,723 What's wrong with that? We all want to be held. 23 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:21,951 So it's 7:30 and from this moment on, I'm on the client's time. 24 00:02:22,092 --> 00:02:25,825 His treat for the night, a gift to himself. 25 00:02:25,966 --> 00:02:27,618 Ashop Prissad. 26 00:02:27,723 --> 00:02:29,411 My first. 27 00:02:29,484 --> 00:02:31,410 I lost my virginity to him.... 28 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,207 professionally speaking. 29 00:02:33,289 --> 00:02:35,322 Sweet, clean, considerate. 30 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,931 So I kept him. 31 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:38,798 My perfect regular. 32 00:02:40,312 --> 00:02:41,416 - Hey. - Hello. 33 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:43,130 Couldn't you have brushed your hair? 34 00:02:43,224 --> 00:02:45,694 Couldn't you have bought a new suit. 35 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:52,625 Oh. There you go. 36 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,101 Oh, yeah! Great, thanks. 37 00:02:55,314 --> 00:02:58,034 Of course, they cancelled that. 38 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,110 Officially, the most depressing book I've ever read. 39 00:03:01,228 --> 00:03:03,059 Can't ask for from that. 40 00:03:03,247 --> 00:03:04,251 So? 41 00:03:05,314 --> 00:03:06,317 Usual? 42 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:08,132 Lovely, thanks. 43 00:03:13,973 --> 00:03:15,370 Yeah, he's married. 44 00:03:15,852 --> 00:03:18,376 But his wife hasn't had sex with him for 5 years so... 45 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:22,010 suppose they're both breaking the marriage contract. 46 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:24,872 - There you go. - Thank you. 47 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:28,111 Ooh! I love your lipstick! 48 00:03:29,203 --> 00:03:30,859 You never... 49 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,385 There you go. 50 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:35,262 - You look lovely. - You look pretty good yourself. 51 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:36,396 Shell we? 52 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:43,731 Sometimes, on these occasions, the client will take me out. 53 00:03:43,942 --> 00:03:48,482 Maybe a film or a western play but I never get to see the second half. 54 00:03:48,673 --> 00:03:51,011 You see, most clients are like Ash, 55 00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:52,595 just too excited. 56 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,443 I thought, we've had upstairs an order room service if, uh,... 57 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:58,204 if that's okay. 58 00:04:06,157 --> 00:04:09,486 1500 good reasons to do the night shift. 59 00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:12,369 Next job: get the client his fast orgasm, 60 00:04:12,404 --> 00:04:15,023 get those endorphins flowing. He relaxes, 61 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:17,585 and I can pace out for the rest of the evening. 62 00:04:22,477 --> 00:04:24,330 How was your shower? 63 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:25,971 Good. 64 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,440 - Still sore? - Bit. 65 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:32,869 Maybe I can help you with that. 66 00:04:51,289 --> 00:04:55,373 1 orgasm down, 10 hours to go. 67 00:04:55,121 --> 00:04:58,939 An South-African Chenet Blanc, thank you. 68 00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:05,905 So, how we're gonna spend the rest of the night? 69 00:05:19,805 --> 00:05:22,750 I mean, just the way he walked on the office pisses me off. 70 00:05:22,751 --> 00:05:23,948 Smiling all the time. 71 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,305 Never trust an Isegrim. 72 00:05:26,557 --> 00:05:30,554 The 3 rules of conversation in the escort client relationship. Number 1: 73 00:05:30,555 --> 00:05:33,272 So, Ash, global warming, 74 00:05:33,273 --> 00:05:36,135 will it eventually lead to an apocalypse? 75 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:38,498 Keep it lined. 76 00:05:38,499 --> 00:05:41,770 Tell me, can a revitalised Tory party ever really 77 00:05:41,771 --> 00:05:43,371 win over the northern bureau? 78 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:46,562 No politics! 79 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:48,980 And perhaps the most important of all... 80 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:50,694 Does your wife know you take out... 81 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:53,085 No inflamentary topics. 82 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,588 And the people like us, 83 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:56,749 we really should be in charge of everything. 84 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,736 Yeah... they'd surely will do. 85 00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:53,501 I know it will sound odd, but I never actually sleep with clients. 86 00:07:20,925 --> 00:07:21,973 Hello? 87 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:24,542 - I'm bored. - I'm on level 4. 88 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:26,269 You bastard! 89 00:07:26,149 --> 00:07:28,085 How did you get through the concert? 90 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:30,500 Skill and general excellence, my friend. 91 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,536 So go on, how was the gig? 92 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:33,984 It wasn't a gig, exactly. 93 00:07:33,985 --> 00:07:38,423 It was more like a electric-acoustic performance piece. 94 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,438 Fuckin' no, you poor, poor bastard. 95 00:07:41,439 --> 00:07:44,352 I know. God, I played the same thing for 2,5 hours. 96 00:07:44,353 --> 00:07:45,946 At one point, I thought he was dead. 97 00:07:45,947 --> 00:07:47,374 Oh, nice work! 98 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:49,338 Ah, Vanessa says "hi", by the way. 99 00:07:49,339 --> 00:07:51,157 Oh, yeah, sure she does. 100 00:07:52,757 --> 00:07:54,218 God, I'm bored. Entertain me. 101 00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:56,040 I'd know what you office tarts do. 102 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:59,089 Play with your hole-punch. Photocopy your arse. 103 00:08:00,136 --> 00:08:01,573 You should listen, I gotta go. 104 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:02,297 Yeah, me too. 105 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:05,273 - I gotta speak tomorrow to you. - Alright, it'll be breakfast. 106 00:08:06,725 --> 00:08:07,573 Ben? 107 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,601 Ash, gone for cigarettes. Won't be long. 108 00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:35,887 Yes Madam, I'll serve between 7 and 10 in the hotel restaurant which is on the 4th floor. 109 00:09:35,888 --> 00:09:37,415 Thank you. 110 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:41,825 Room 302. Very nice lady. 111 00:09:41,826 --> 00:09:46,398 - Nice, yes. Lady, no. - No, no, no, no. 112 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,752 - She's a tranny. - No, I don't believe you. 113 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,747 - A scar. - What? 114 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:53,893 No Adam's apple. 115 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:58,283 Alright, start a question. 116 00:09:58,628 --> 00:10:00,492 Couple coming down the stairs. 117 00:10:00,493 --> 00:10:05,249 Uh, you want me to say "mother and son". 118 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:09,623 - By the way, he's touching her hip. They're clearly lovers. - And? 119 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:12,826 And from the bags under her eyes, I'd say she's a mum. 120 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:15,028 Girl, you are on form tonight. 121 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,534 Room 242, married with kids. 122 00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:19,871 Left me in charge of that child. 123 00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:22,312 Baby listening service. 124 00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:24,162 Gay you, Marry Poppins. 125 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,310 Right. I'm gonna get a beer. 126 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:45,309 Hope, you don't mind me asking, 127 00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:47,248 but... do I know? 128 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:51,723 - No, I don't think so. No. - Are you on TV? 129 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:53,350 Or a model? 130 00:10:53,537 --> 00:10:55,504 It's just, you seem very familiar. 131 00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,835 I'm quite well-known in certain circles. 132 00:10:58,085 --> 00:10:59,709 - Really? - Really. 133 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,039 Actually... 134 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,793 I'm looking for a bit fun, 135 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,165 and I think you are too. 136 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:11,332 - Sorry, not tonight. - So why not tonight? 137 00:11:11,614 --> 00:11:14,573 You're here, I'm here... 138 00:11:16,071 --> 00:11:19,024 Normally the agency's got supplies part on investigation. 139 00:11:19,124 --> 00:11:21,292 I'm gonna have to do my own tricks. 140 00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:26,273 The body language: confident, cocky even. 141 00:11:26,637 --> 00:11:29,652 Shoes: Rosetti. The watch: RS. 142 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,762 This is a man who knows what he wants, so you should be quick into the 143 00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,359 So... 144 00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:37,575 what's it gonna be? 145 00:11:38,107 --> 00:11:39,874 Wait here a moment. 146 00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:42,879 - What room you're in? - 914. 147 00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:45,743 - This baby monitor. - Yeah? 148 00:11:45,848 --> 00:11:48,223 - How does it work? - Through the phones. 149 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:51,352 I need it. Room 504. 150 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,447 They've been fed so there won't be any problems. 151 00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:55,497 I'll be in room 914, on this occasion you'll need me. 152 00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:58,609 You're moonlighting! You're a bad girl! 153 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,173 I know! 154 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:07,770 What? I've always been a good fatale (???). 155 00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:32,541 I want you to take off your corset. 156 00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:37,762 You're very directive. 157 00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:39,791 I like that. 158 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:41,553 In charge. 159 00:12:49,121 --> 00:12:50,800 And your stockings. 160 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:53,222 Slower. 161 00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,856 It's usually my role... 162 00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:58,150 to tell people what to do. 163 00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,805 I wanna watch you come. 164 00:13:37,342 --> 00:13:38,580 What you reckon? 165 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,189 Oh, it's good. You're good at it. 166 00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:51,578 Did New York last year. 167 00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,813 3 hours, 41 minutes. 168 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:57,419 - Pardon? - Marathon. 169 00:13:58,156 --> 00:13:59,459 Helps with that... 170 00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,315 sexual stamina. 171 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,453 Yeah, I can see that. 172 00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:10,959 Everyone always, uh, 173 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,393 I can just go on, and on, and on, yeah... 174 00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:16,102 and on... 175 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:18,201 - That's good. - Yeah. 176 00:14:28,196 --> 00:14:29,834 What do I do? 177 00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:33,973 Who's your daddy? 178 00:14:49,045 --> 00:14:52,156 If you ask them first, 90% of them all say "no". 179 00:14:52,297 --> 00:14:54,300 but, hey, once he's up... 180 00:15:11,497 --> 00:15:12,421 Was... 181 00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:13,413 different. 182 00:15:15,117 --> 00:15:18,061 Sure, I can't get you a drink before you go? 183 00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:19,171 No, no, fine, thank you. 184 00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:20,480 - Sure? - Yeah. 185 00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:22,390 I had... 186 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:24,501 I had a wonderful time tonight. 187 00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:25,620 Really. 188 00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:26,980 So did I. 189 00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:38,533 He wants me to tell him that he's different from all the rest. 190 00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:42,911 All clients think they're special, the only one. 191 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,543 And the truth is, he is the only one. 192 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:50,062 The only one on this floor. 193 00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:19,800 Morning. 194 00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:21,343 Morning. 195 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,513 God, I slept well. 196 00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:29,531 We should get up, 197 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:31,910 have breakfast... 198 00:18:36,556 --> 00:18:37,733 Can I skip it up? 199 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:43,370 The last job of the all-nighter. 200 00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:46,323 Well, it'd be rude not to. 201 00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:49,920 Thank you, Belle. 202 00:18:50,107 --> 00:18:53,840 - For, you know, everything. - My pleasure. 203 00:18:53,877 --> 00:18:54,913 I will call you, yeah? 204 00:18:54,987 --> 00:18:57,592 Might as change the day, my wife's got her tonsils removed on Wednesday. 205 00:18:57,627 --> 00:18:59,501 When that's finished, just let me know. 206 00:19:02,446 --> 00:19:03,191 See ya. 207 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,873 Is that you, darling? 208 00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:27,591 Yeah, time for us night hawks to crawl under the rocks from where we have come. 209 00:19:27,646 --> 00:19:29,473 Beautiful said! There you go. 210 00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:30,633 Don't do that... 211 00:19:30,816 --> 00:19:32,771 No, no, it's fine. I couldn't have done it without you. 212 00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:35,651 - It's all part of the service. - All part of the service... 213 00:19:40,407 --> 00:19:43,640 Maybe the "girlfriend experience" is like me as a real girlfriend. 214 00:19:43,936 --> 00:19:46,620 Starts out all exciting and passionate, 215 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,351 then I get bored, sleep with someone else and leave. 216 00:20:03,047 --> 00:20:04,781 So that's it. The all-nighter. 217 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:08,742 You play some games, you read a book, you find a friend. 218 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,853 and during the small hours, one that you're won't enjoy in bed, 219 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,632 you do everybody else does when they're on the night shift. 220 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,472 You think of the money! 221 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:21,630 Good morning, Benjamin. 222 00:20:24,286 --> 00:20:25,782 Alright, and how are you? 223 00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:31,780 :: Transcript: fatbrat :: :: Correction: icon :: 224 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,001 :: Sync: Italian Subs Addicted :: 225 00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:36,073 Being an escort involves pain. 226 00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:38,373 But sometimes pain can be pleasure. 227 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,103 Now get off the carpet, you disgust me! 228 00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:42,642 You do this job long enough, 229 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,620 you wanna kick the shit out of him, eventually. 230 00:20:45,736 --> 00:20:47,672 Are you going to do whatever I tell you? 231 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,591 I'm sleeping with this bloke who's quite into S/M. 232 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,881 And then do the kitchen. 233 00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:55,290 I can't even come around your flat anymore. 234 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,443 This isn't about you. Deal with it. 235 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,943 I don't want you to be nice to me.