1 00:00:00,249 --> 00:00:02,919 Have you ever identified with a character 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,070 and when... let's say they were killed 3 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,423 you're, like, "aw." 4 00:00:06,424 --> 00:00:07,908 Um... 5 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:09,244 In a movie I have had, tears, like, uh... 6 00:00:09,245 --> 00:00:10,302 - Yeah? - E.T. 7 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:11,803 - No, not E.T. - E.T. 8 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,316 - You cried at E.T.? - Yeah, I did. 9 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,765 - Really? - Yeah. 10 00:00:17,122 --> 00:00:18,957 What point... at what point did you cry in E.T.? 11 00:00:18,958 --> 00:00:20,292 - When he died. - When he died? 12 00:00:20,293 --> 00:00:21,627 Yeah. 13 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:22,962 You didn't think he was really dead, did you? 14 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:24,364 I mean we're the same age... You didn't think 15 00:00:24,365 --> 00:00:26,443 - he was coming back to life? - We were 11. 16 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,654 Mike, you were born the same year I was born, right? 17 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:30,774 - '67, right. - Okay, hold on. 18 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:32,282 'Cause I don't think we were 11. 19 00:00:34,181 --> 00:00:35,982 - It came out in '82. - We were not 11. 20 00:00:35,983 --> 00:00:38,580 It came out in 1982. So you were 15. 21 00:00:39,721 --> 00:00:41,155 14. 22 00:00:41,156 --> 00:00:44,293 He'll never phone home again! 23 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,838 Don't you people understand? 24 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,257 Are you not seeing what I'm seeing? 25 00:01:04,185 --> 00:01:06,820 - Help! - Help! 26 00:01:09,057 --> 00:01:11,446 Zap! 27 00:01:33,785 --> 00:01:35,137 Hello and welcome to another episode 28 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,055 of comic book men, the only show 29 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,791 with less testosterone than sex and the city. 30 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:40,892 I'm Kevin Smith. 31 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,811 - Walt Flanagan. - Bryan Johnson. 32 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:46,098 - Ming chen. - And Michael Zapcic. 33 00:01:46,099 --> 00:01:48,316 If you could pick any comic book character out there, 34 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,526 who would you have a drink with? 35 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:50,944 One night only. 36 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,271 You, Kevin, and... 37 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:53,697 The invisible woman. 38 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:56,141 Sue Richards, 'cause then you would see it going into her. 39 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,868 And it might help you control your own drinking. 40 00:01:57,869 --> 00:01:59,378 'Cause you're, like, "that's what it looks like?" 41 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,872 And you could watch it slowly deteriorate her from inside. 44 00:02:06,253 --> 00:02:08,086 - Mm-hm. - I think she's underage though. 45 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,296 - Seriously. - I know. 46 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,026 That's why I'm asking. 47 00:02:12,027 --> 00:02:13,361 - Mike? - Tony stark. 48 00:02:13,362 --> 00:02:15,330 Oh, man, you'd drink with Tony stark. 49 00:02:15,331 --> 00:02:17,304 He might be trying to 12-step you the whole time. 50 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,669 Oh, the one hero that has a problem with alcohol 51 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:20,974 and you're, like, "I wanna go with him." 52 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,439 It's almost as if somebody's just, like, 53 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,375 "hey, man, you could bring one guest 54 00:02:24,376 --> 00:02:26,480 to the kryptonite ball." 55 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:31,359 - Damn right. - And you're, like, "superman?" 56 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,534 - Excuse me. - Yes, hi. 57 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,194 Hi, um, I have a bunch of comic books 58 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,328 I would like to sell. 59 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,789 Okay, what kind of comics are they? 60 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,708 Superhero, monsters Batman, spider-man. 61 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,335 Do you have them with you? 62 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,544 Uh, they're in the car. 63 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:50,962 I need somebody to help me with the box. 64 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,631 - Is the box heavy? - Yeah. 65 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:54,475 Okay... ming! 66 00:02:54,476 --> 00:02:56,244 - Just one box? - One box. 67 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,847 It's heavy. 68 00:02:58,848 --> 00:03:00,515 Thank you. 69 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:02,351 I see you breaking a sweat there, huh? 70 00:03:02,352 --> 00:03:03,853 Can you get the door for me, please? 71 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:05,888 - Sure. - Thank you. 72 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:07,857 A lot of books here, Mike. 73 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:08,939 Back this way. 74 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:12,228 Hey, you like looking at some comics? 75 00:03:12,229 --> 00:03:13,902 - Hi. - Hi, how are you? 76 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,153 - Name's Walt. - Hi Walt, I'm Mary Anne. 77 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,700 Okay, what do we got here? 78 00:03:16,701 --> 00:03:17,834 Got a bunch of comics. 79 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:19,536 I came all the way from staten island. 80 00:03:19,537 --> 00:03:21,738 - I lugged this. - Are these yours? 81 00:03:21,739 --> 00:03:22,911 Yeah, my husband found them. 82 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,788 He works with sanitation, and he found them. 83 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,581 He found them at the dump? 84 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:27,743 Uh, on the curb. 85 00:03:27,744 --> 00:03:29,745 And by "dump" I mean staten island. 86 00:03:29,746 --> 00:03:31,714 Ha ha ha. You're funny. 87 00:03:31,715 --> 00:03:34,381 Who is he? He's funny. 88 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,425 Sometimes it's not easy trying to seal a deal 89 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:41,221 when Bryan's sitting there and disparaging where she lives. 90 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,889 Did she seem noticeably, like, "hm." 91 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,127 - Oh, yeah. - She was annoyed. 92 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,395 - Really. - Hey, but it's understandable. 93 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:47,564 She comes in, she thinks she's gonna be conducting business. 94 00:03:47,565 --> 00:03:49,032 She doesn't assume for a second 95 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,689 some guy's just gonna start insulting where she lives. 96 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:51,857 "So, where are you from? 97 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:53,937 Oh, that's garbage pit." 98 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:55,694 Is that what all these seagulls are about 99 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:56,906 swarming around you? 100 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,641 There goes our staten island business. 101 00:03:58,642 --> 00:04:01,144 There's some nice comics right off the bat. 102 00:04:01,145 --> 00:04:04,647 Ooh, Nick fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. Number 1. Really nice. 103 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,121 Iron man. 104 00:04:11,122 --> 00:04:14,129 Wow, an invincible iron man number 1. 105 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,291 If it was in nice shape, 106 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:16,923 you'd have quite a find right here. 107 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:24,097 Oh, justice league number 6. 108 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:26,266 I just wish it was in better condition. 109 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:35,650 Ming, anything that's recent, don't even put on the table. 110 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,319 - Right into the garbage. - Garbage? Hey! 111 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,695 We're not gonna really have an interest 112 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:39,988 in the newer stuff. 113 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,351 These? 114 00:04:41,352 --> 00:04:43,886 Yeah, in the comic world, a ten-year-old comic 115 00:04:43,887 --> 00:04:47,203 is like a comic that came out yesterday. 116 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,205 I just wanna get rid of them. 117 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,624 I'm really not a comic book person. 118 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,628 No insult, I can see you guys are really, uh... 119 00:04:53,629 --> 00:04:55,997 - Into your comics. - No insult whatsoever. 120 00:04:55,998 --> 00:04:58,381 Not everybody can be into something as cool as comics. 121 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,968 Give me 1,000 and you can have the whole tupperware. 122 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:03,138 And I'll even throw my box in for free. 123 00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:04,220 Whoa! 124 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,412 You wanna be able to help every customer 125 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:12,615 and be, like, "here's some money for your fine gifts." 126 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,651 - But you can't. - They think it's worth 1,000. 127 00:05:14,652 --> 00:05:16,219 - They want 1,000 for it. - Right. 128 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:17,317 They just don't seem to understand 129 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,693 it doesn't work that way. 130 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:21,655 Like, "I opened up a guide and it said $1,000." 131 00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:23,531 So shouldn't I get $1,000?" 132 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,700 I priced them, I did the comic book guide. 133 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,160 I mean, that one book... 134 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,732 The one that has the fantastic four... 135 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:31,915 That one, it said it was, like, $740. 136 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,405 Right, but someone has written in grease marker, 137 00:05:34,406 --> 00:05:35,572 "10â¢." 138 00:05:35,573 --> 00:05:37,128 - Correct. - And the number 6 on there, 139 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,609 it's not in mint condition. 140 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:40,110 Okay. 141 00:05:40,111 --> 00:05:41,841 While there are some good books... 142 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,884 Yeah. 143 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,415 There's also a couple stinkers. 144 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:46,346 I can't do 1,000. 145 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,806 It's gonna be a little lower. 146 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:50,622 Um, it'll probably be less than 1,000 that I'll get, 147 00:05:50,623 --> 00:05:52,310 so... 148 00:05:52,825 --> 00:05:55,355 I could take just these off your hands today. 149 00:05:55,729 --> 00:05:57,857 I could give you 250. 150 00:05:58,365 --> 00:06:00,299 - $250? - Yes. 151 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,634 Then you might as well just take them, 152 00:06:01,635 --> 00:06:02,902 put them right back in. 153 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:05,904 And Ming'll put them right back in my car. 154 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:10,912 - I'll carry them back. - All right. 155 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,812 - Thank you. - What a brief negotiation. 156 00:06:15,481 --> 00:06:18,003 - I mean, really, clearly one... - It's a tough economy. 157 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:19,082 - You know how it is. - You know what? 158 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,451 They can go right back in my attic. 159 00:06:20,452 --> 00:06:21,619 But you just said you don't wanna carry them around. 160 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,120 See, that... you're in a negotiation. 161 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,521 You know what? 162 00:06:24,522 --> 00:06:26,390 You gotta tell him, like, "250? What are you crazy?" 163 00:06:26,391 --> 00:06:27,892 - Give me 800. - He said he's gonna offer. 164 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:29,126 There's no negotiations. 165 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,098 I never said there's no negotiations. 166 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:31,766 - Oh, okay. - But... 167 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,998 Okay, 999. 168 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:35,854 350. 169 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:38,636 - No? - No. 170 00:06:38,637 --> 00:06:40,872 - 900. - Not a chance. 171 00:06:40,873 --> 00:06:41,973 - Not a chance. - Not a chance. 172 00:06:41,974 --> 00:06:43,408 - 350's not a... - Big gap there. 173 00:06:43,409 --> 00:06:45,143 Well, that's... You know what? 174 00:06:45,144 --> 00:06:46,990 - Very big gap, um... - How about 700? 175 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:49,580 And you could have them. 176 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:51,682 How about... 375. 177 00:06:51,683 --> 00:06:53,384 Listen, 700. 178 00:06:53,385 --> 00:06:55,986 I came down from 1,000 to 700. 179 00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:57,250 You're stuck at 300. 180 00:06:57,688 --> 00:06:59,856 You know, unfortunately that is probably the best 181 00:06:59,857 --> 00:07:01,057 I'm gonna be able to do today. 182 00:07:01,058 --> 00:07:02,125 - Okay. - All right? 183 00:07:02,126 --> 00:07:05,028 What about a commission-type deal? 184 00:07:05,029 --> 00:07:06,530 Where you take the comics, you sell them 185 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:08,732 and take a commission off each one? 186 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,431 - We have done that in the past. - What's the commission? 187 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,603 We've sold collections for people, 188 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:14,939 we take 20% off the sale. 189 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,374 So you get 80% of the sale. 190 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:19,644 Out of your hair, we're doing a lot of work for you. 191 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,446 Well, you don't understand the attachment she has 192 00:07:21,447 --> 00:07:23,414 to something found in the garbage. 193 00:07:23,415 --> 00:07:24,449 - I understand. - From staten island. 194 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:25,904 15 years ago. 195 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:27,864 Why don't we leave them here in new Jersey? 196 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,054 Yeah? You wanna do that? 197 00:07:29,055 --> 00:07:30,322 - Yeah, I'll do it. - All right. 198 00:07:30,323 --> 00:07:32,452 - A marriage. - A marriage. 199 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,954 - Mazel tov. - I'm not happy. 200 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,915 Take it out to the front. Thank you. 201 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:38,625 - All right. - Thank you very much. 202 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:39,963 And we'll get on this immediately. 203 00:07:39,964 --> 00:07:41,164 Okay, thank you. 204 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:43,004 This is where I sit dispensing my wisdom. 205 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,302 I'm like Solomon over here. 206 00:07:45,303 --> 00:07:47,926 Dividing right and left. 207 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:49,474 It's times like that I wonder, like, you know, 208 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:50,762 maybe we should... 209 00:07:51,343 --> 00:07:53,765 Keep me on your team? 210 00:07:56,516 --> 00:07:59,986 I've been dying to ask, how did the commercial go? 211 00:07:59,987 --> 00:08:02,816 The commercial was my brainchild, I'll have to admit. 212 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,943 I rallied these guys and I was like, "we gotta do this." 213 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:07,193 This is something you've been talking about forever. 214 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:08,261 Walt's forever been, like, 215 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:09,739 "we should put a commercial on TV." 216 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,658 And I was, like, "I don't know, man." 217 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,141 All right, guys, I need ideas. 218 00:08:20,142 --> 00:08:21,251 So hit me with some ideas. 219 00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:23,253 What's something that we can utilize 220 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:25,046 to really, just, like, 221 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:27,281 we punch them in the face, and we're out. 222 00:08:27,282 --> 00:08:28,449 And then they come to see us, 223 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:29,968 "why did I just get punched in the face?" 224 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:33,053 What's hot right now? What are the kids into? 225 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,226 Toys? Kids like toys. 226 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,271 Okay, well, we'll shoot our toy section. 227 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:44,798 That's a good idea. What else? 228 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,900 I know what's hot right now. 229 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,635 Isn't, like, gay kissing hot right now? 230 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:49,988 Like, glee and everything? 231 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,605 How about... would you guys be into that maybe 232 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:52,673 for, like, real quick? 233 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:54,274 Just doing a quick smooch on camera? 234 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:55,827 - Me and Mike? - Yeah. 235 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:57,144 - Come on, guys. - No. 236 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,788 Absolutely not. 237 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,047 - That's where I draw the line. - That's... 238 00:09:00,048 --> 00:09:01,315 All right, we don't have a lot 239 00:09:01,316 --> 00:09:02,583 of resources for this, 240 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,835 but I think that's where we embrace it then. 241 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,671 Like, tongue-in-cheek, over-the-top, 242 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,174 bad, bad, bad commercial. 243 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,692 So the idea is to, like, go out there with something 244 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:13,727 that people would stop... Not, like, you know 245 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,463 it's intentionally bad but you want it to come across 246 00:09:15,464 --> 00:09:16,664 like you were serious and earnest. 247 00:09:16,665 --> 00:09:18,057 Yeah, exactly. 248 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,001 But it's so stunningly unprofessional. 249 00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:23,537 Yeah, stupid and just, like, wooden 250 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:26,733 and I said I got my guys, they're wooden. 251 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,401 - Yeah. - They can do it. 252 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,312 - You know, shot on cheesy video. - Right. 253 00:09:31,313 --> 00:09:33,114 Bad graphics popping up. 254 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,784 I mean, it truly is a spectacle. 255 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:36,885 Right. 256 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:38,219 And anybody who's watching TV... 257 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,721 - How'd this get on? - Exactly. 258 00:09:39,722 --> 00:09:40,922 That's what we're looking for. 259 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:42,224 What the hell is this? 260 00:09:42,225 --> 00:09:44,059 - Who's gonna direct this? - Uh, what about Bryan? 261 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,668 Bryan directed vulgar, right? 262 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,086 He did. 263 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,798 So you don't reach out 264 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:51,591 to the obvious directorial talent 265 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,134 to headline the commercial? 266 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,937 I thought he did. 267 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:57,573 If you wanna stop someone dead in their tracks 268 00:09:57,574 --> 00:09:58,908 from getting up, going to the bathroom 269 00:09:58,909 --> 00:10:01,601 or changing the channel, turn to the director of vulgar. 270 00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:04,180 It is an awesome exploitation movie, 271 00:10:04,181 --> 00:10:06,147 one that inspired me eventually to make red state. 272 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,251 So it stands to reason that they would turn to you 273 00:10:08,252 --> 00:10:11,821 to direct the disturbing, almost David Lynchian commercial 274 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:13,154 for the secret stash. 275 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,989 Okay, boys, I've locked the front door. 276 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,125 It's just us. 277 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:17,700 I think we're in for a long night, 278 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,463 'cause we're not leaving here till we come up with 30 seconds 279 00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:25,041 of complete dog feces. 280 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,053 Who's ready to make a little local history? 281 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,513 Holy crap. 282 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:42,284 I got the call from Walt. 283 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:45,387 I'm ready to bust out my directing chair. 284 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:46,479 Dust it off. 285 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,439 Start earning this store some business. 286 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,060 See, I knew the days and weeks and months of hanging out here 287 00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:52,986 would eventually pay off. 288 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:55,832 What was your contribution to this as director? 289 00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:58,783 They had an unformed ball of Clay, right? 290 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,535 Yeah, it was in the larval stage if you will. 291 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,412 Mm-hmm. Yeah, a pupae. 292 00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:05,374 You were the guy, you were the arbiter 293 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,417 of what the spot would be, man. 294 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,544 And he knew who to come to. 295 00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:10,246 He's, like, "I need crap." 296 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,283 "Who can bring it to me?" 297 00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,051 All right, let's get lined up for the first shot. 298 00:11:15,052 --> 00:11:18,254 - Let's do it. - Front of store. 299 00:11:18,255 --> 00:11:21,347 - Boom, right here. - All right. 300 00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:35,841 - You ready? - I'm ready. 301 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:38,577 All right. 302 00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:40,713 - Holy. - Who's holding up the cue card? 303 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:45,705 - Cue cards ready? - Cue cards ready. 304 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,124 This is the first line in what's gonna be 305 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,002 the greatest commercial ever filmed. 306 00:11:51,325 --> 00:11:52,420 This is a big moment. 307 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,028 The stash's first commercial. 308 00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:56,462 - You ready? - Ready. 309 00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,092 Whew! 310 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,969 And... 311 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,471 Action! 312 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,202 You want comics? 313 00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,725 We got that! 314 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,006 - Cut. - Do it again? 315 00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:10,188 We better do it again, it wasn't recording. 316 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,477 Ooh. 317 00:12:13,478 --> 00:12:15,193 - Got some fireside books. - Whoa. 318 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,648 This could be the very first trade paperback 319 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,031 in the history of comic books. 320 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,653 I know there's some stuff in here that's pretty old. 321 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:23,720 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 322 00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:25,620 That is actually awesome. 323 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,291 It's gotta be in the top 25 most valuable 324 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:29,260 comics in the world. 325 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,883 You saw Ghostbusters in the theaters, right? 326 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,968 People will go nuts when you say stuff like this, 327 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,643 but I never really had any particular affinity 328 00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,097 for Ghostbusters. 329 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,306 Get out! 330 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,682 The friendship's been a nice ride, but... 331 00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,352 - Hey, man. - Hey. 332 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,420 What's goin' on? How's it going? 333 00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:53,654 - Good. - You need any help? 334 00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,858 Yes, well, I'd like to help you guys out 335 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:59,293 - and, uh, unload some books, perhaps. - Okay, got some stuff to sell? 336 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:00,595 - Yeah. - Wow. 337 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:03,064 - Got some fireside books. - Whoa, wow. 338 00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,899 Um, some marvel and DC. 339 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,801 This very well could be the very first trade paperback 340 00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:09,372 in the history of comic books. 341 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,811 The fireside books really are kind of the first 342 00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:21,843 graphic novels or, you know, collections 343 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,215 of storylines that are made up 344 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:26,051 of 10, 12 different separate issues of a comic book, 345 00:13:26,052 --> 00:13:28,808 all collected under one cover they called a "trade paperback." 346 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,990 First time that kind of legitimized comics 347 00:13:30,991 --> 00:13:32,192 and put them in book stores. 348 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:33,360 Yes. 349 00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:34,895 Right on the shelves with, like, Shakespeare. 350 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,859 - Yes, and the joy of sex. - Exactly. 351 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,235 The only two books we can ever name 352 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,736 off the top of our heads. 353 00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,698 - I had this as a kid. - Me too, yeah. 354 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,340 This is how I discovered... Was able to read 355 00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:47,908 the first appearances of the characters. 356 00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:49,120 - Oh, yeah. - Where'd you get them from? 357 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,997 Well, these are actually my dad's. 358 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,379 He was getting rid of some stuff 359 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,048 when he was retiring, and I got his secret stash 360 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:56,252 treasure box. 361 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,685 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't say "secret stash." 362 00:13:57,686 --> 00:13:59,505 - You owe us $4. - Yeah. 363 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,550 They're not in that great of shape. 364 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,303 I mean, the back covers have a lot of wear on the back. 365 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,526 That's where his dad beat his ass with the book. 366 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,223 You don't gotta bring it up. 367 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,130 Could you imagine being that kid opening that book 368 00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:12,197 for the first time? 369 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:13,632 You're, like, you get one story 370 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,100 like, of spider-man or something... you're, like, 371 00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:16,668 "whoa, that was amazing." 372 00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,170 Turn the page and then you're into the world of daredevil. 373 00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:19,775 Then you turn the page you're into the world of iron man. 374 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,005 Putting them all under one cover 375 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:22,778 is just brilliant marketing, man. 376 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,697 Then close it and you're back in the real world. 377 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,944 Yeah. 378 00:14:25,945 --> 00:14:27,778 So you're looking to make some cash. 379 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,327 Yeah, I need to get that cash, 380 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,912 I gotta convert books to cash right now because, um, 381 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,247 I'm trying to fund a dream, basically. 382 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,584 I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian. 383 00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:35,958 - So I want to... - Really? 384 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,187 Yeah, trying to. 385 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:38,821 Uh, so I'm trying to get a little cash 386 00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:40,338 so I can take some time off work, just kinda... 387 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,048 Devote all your time to your craft. 388 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,392 Trying to, yeah. 389 00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:45,061 Well, what are you looking for for these five? 390 00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:47,136 For five of them I'd like to get 400. 391 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,632 - 400. - 400. 392 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:51,102 - So you want $80 a pop, huh? - Just 400 for all of them. 393 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,436 We don't have to really even think about it too much 394 00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:53,971 I think... Just, you know. 395 00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:55,940 Well, that's... We have to think about it 396 00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:57,242 a little bit more than you do. 397 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,273 - Okay. - What do you think, Mike? 398 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,480 What do you think we can get for the superhero women, Bry? 399 00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:02,915 This is all the first appearances 400 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,779 of all the great women in marvel comics. 401 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,452 - 60. - 60, okay. 402 00:15:06,453 --> 00:15:08,955 Okay, origins is probably the most sought after one 403 00:15:08,956 --> 00:15:10,743 'cause it has all the big guns in it. 404 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,329 The spine's unfortunately, um, brittle. 405 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,628 - Give me a number. - Um... 406 00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:17,363 - 80. - America at war. 407 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,417 Um... 408 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,576 - That actually... - Rarity, 100. 409 00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:21,794 That's even more rare than the superhero ones. 410 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,673 - 100, 125. - 100, okay. 411 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,871 Uh, bring on the bad guys 412 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,607 surprisingly in really good shape. 413 00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:29,477 - Okay. - Uh, 100, 125. 414 00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,445 All right, and then the son of the origins? 415 00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,581 Um, this one... 416 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:34,976 - 50. - Okay. 417 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,019 All right, so with that, we're probably gonna get 418 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,988 415 for these books here. 419 00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:41,649 Okay, that's great. I'll take 415. 420 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,425 Okay, well we're not... Well, what are we gonna sell... 421 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,327 You don't understand, we have to make a profit on them. 422 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,195 If we're gonna sell them for $415, what's the best 423 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,364 we can offer this gentleman today? 424 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,326 - 200. - Uh... 425 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,369 I think that's fair, 200. 426 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:58,505 Can you do 375? 427 00:15:58,506 --> 00:15:59,907 I cannot. 428 00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,627 If we could do 350, 429 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,776 that can help me out a little bit. 430 00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:05,145 - We can do 2. - Yeah. 431 00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:06,632 325? 432 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,009 2. 433 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,784 315? Meet somewhere in the middle? 434 00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:11,846 2. 435 00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:13,420 What if he makes you laugh? 436 00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:15,055 Throw in that extra couple bucks. 437 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:16,434 It's not the easiest thing in the world to make 438 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,058 this guy laugh... you've been working here ten years 439 00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:21,314 you haven't done it once. 440 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,356 So... 441 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,525 - 300 if you make me laugh. - Whoa. 442 00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,653 - 200 if you don't. - That sounds fair. 443 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,864 Come on, you gotta have confidence in your material. 444 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,639 I know, people tell me that, people tell me that. 445 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,284 Before I even tried to make clerks, 446 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,743 I went one night to do open Mike stand up. 447 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,077 And I didn't tell anybody. 448 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,412 I didn't tell you guys, I didn't say anything 449 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,713 'cause I was terrified. 450 00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:41,248 I didn't know if I'd go up there and bomb 451 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,516 and I didn't want, like, you guys to be there 452 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,750 the rest of my life and be, like, 453 00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:45,285 "remember that time you went up on stage? 454 00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:46,922 It was so terrible." 455 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,716 - So I went by myself. - How'd it feel? 456 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,427 When I got off the stage, I never wanted to go back. 457 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,887 I was not, like, this is what I wanna do. 458 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:53,994 I was too intimidated 459 00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:55,729 and I realized I could never deal 460 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,183 with that kind of rejection. 461 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,699 Wanna hold a Mike or something? 462 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,227 - Do you have...? - Here hold these scissors. 463 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,735 - Go right ahead. - Um... 464 00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:03,837 Uh, I always thought, uh, you know, Professor X 465 00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:06,359 made such a smart purchase with the x-jet. 466 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,736 Can you imagine being cyclops waiting for Wolverine 467 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,978 at airport security? 468 00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:12,180 "Hey bub, my skeleton's made of metal, 469 00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,748 let me just walk through." 470 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:17,553 "But you got knives in your hand, Wolverine." 471 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:20,890 "All the better to poke you with, you old lady." 472 00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:24,660 - Uh-oh. - Oh, boy. 473 00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,796 Uh-oh. 474 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,382 He failed miserably. 475 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,832 Why can't you have a comic who just does 476 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,334 "hey man, I saw spider-man swinging by the other day." 477 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,969 Exactly, that's what I... I told the guy. 478 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,305 I was, like, I think you're on to something. 479 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,672 Yeah, yeah. 480 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:39,100 This guy was gonna be the first comic book comedian. 481 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,509 And I wouldn't be surprised five years from now... 482 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,562 If someone stole his idea and did it better. 483 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,315 All right, you didn't make me laugh 484 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,819 but what I said, 200 bucks, right? 485 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,654 All right. 486 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,114 All right, man. 487 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,949 - Thank you. - Thank you and... 488 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,076 Work on it, 'cause I think you are on to something. 489 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,393 - Thank you, appreciate it. - All right, man. 490 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,746 - Good luck, man. - Thank you. 491 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:05,033 That was irresponsible of you to give him a dime 492 00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,068 towards that dream. 493 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,049 And action! 494 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,775 So what kind of intense am I bringing? 495 00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:16,429 - Am I, like... - You're like a carnival barker. 496 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,845 - That's who you are. - Okay, so I'm like... 497 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,481 Maybe I'll be, like... 498 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,550 Mm-hm. Yeah, like a spidey stance. 499 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:23,985 - Okay. - There you go. 500 00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,453 - All right. - You ready? 501 00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:27,155 I'm ready. 502 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,991 Action! 503 00:18:28,992 --> 00:18:30,860 We only don't have the best selection of comics for sale, 504 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,486 blah-LA-LA! 505 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,030 Beep! 506 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,824 We don't only have the best selection of comics at... ooh. 507 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,661 That's a mouthful, man. 508 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,246 - Slow down. - Is it ming's fault? 509 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,941 - Is he shaking the cards? - No. 510 00:18:43,942 --> 00:18:45,210 It's not ming's fault, you know, 511 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,459 I'm just a little nervous. 512 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,645 Give me one more shot at this. 513 00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:50,014 Acting's harder than you thought? 514 00:18:50,015 --> 00:18:51,505 - Of course. - All right. 515 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,217 If it was easy everybody would be doing it. 516 00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:55,986 - All right, you ready? - Ready. 517 00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:58,189 Action! 518 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,990 We don't only have the best selection of comics for sale 519 00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:01,859 at Jay and silent Bob's secret stash! 520 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,227 At Jay and silent Bob's secret stash, 521 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:06,604 you can sell your comics for cash! 522 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,272 Cut. Very good. 523 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,834 Walt brought an energy that you have not seen since, 524 00:19:10,835 --> 00:19:12,818 uh, the crazy Eddie commercials. 525 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,239 - I was excited about this. - That's a high bar to hit. 526 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,541 Crazy Eddie was a TV pitchman. 527 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,877 They sold stereo equipment, TVs... 528 00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:20,785 Electronics. 529 00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:22,412 But this dude was on commercials he was, like, 530 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,414 "it's crazy Eddie, the prices are... insane!" 531 00:19:24,415 --> 00:19:26,916 He just worked that camera, so that was the approach. 532 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,044 The approach of, like, almost a... crazy Walter. 533 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:33,589 He has the eyes going, he's got the psycho eyes. 534 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,049 - Acting is all in the eyes. - Yeah. 535 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,802 And he had energy to spare. 536 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:40,221 All right, Walt, you ready? 537 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,730 Action. 538 00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:43,098 It's no secret that at the secret stash we've got 539 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,801 the largest selection of comics and comic related products 540 00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:47,202 in all of central Jersey. 541 00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,063 Nice, now do it again. Beep! 542 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,774 It's no secret at the secret stash we've got 543 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:53,277 the largest selection of comics and comic-related products 544 00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,736 in all of central Jersey! 545 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,349 - Cut! We're moving on. - Beep! And action! 546 00:19:58,350 --> 00:19:59,850 You want Jay and silent Bob? 547 00:19:59,851 --> 00:20:03,619 Clerks, mallrats, clerks ii, dogma, and Jersey girl? 548 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,496 Cut! Moving on. 549 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,591 Beep! 550 00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:08,082 All right, so on this one, Mike, 551 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,543 I need you to channel your inner bettie page. 552 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,795 Pretend you're in some animal print 553 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,963 and give me one of these. 554 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,465 - Okay, you ready? - I am. 555 00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:17,967 Look at me now, don't look at those cue cards. 556 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,602 So you got directed by Johnson. 557 00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:21,837 How did you find being directed as an actor 558 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:25,349 in the hands of a director, herr direktor, Bryan Johnson? 559 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,642 Bryan as a director ruled with an iron fist. 560 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,062 - Yeah. - Crushed us under his heels. 561 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,146 Yeah, it's all about breaking the talent. 562 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,447 - Not communicating with them. - Yes. 563 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,915 You've been in that director's seat. 564 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,652 Everybody has their ideas, everybody has their own vision. 565 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,188 Everyone's a cook, everyone can direct. 566 00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:40,281 All right, Mike, you ready? 567 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,116 - Right. - Saucy, alluring. 568 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,560 Bettie page if she were a dude. 569 00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:45,729 Give me the eyes, Mike. Like, give me the eyes... 570 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:46,763 - The bedroom eyes? - Your bedroom... yeah. 571 00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:48,289 - Your bedroom eyes. - Mm-hm. 572 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,875 All right, action. 573 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,470 You want action figures, DVDs, collectibles, 574 00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:55,272 and active wear? 575 00:20:55,273 --> 00:20:56,714 We got that! 576 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,575 - One more time. - Wha...? 577 00:20:58,576 --> 00:20:59,943 - Faster. - And spooky. 578 00:20:59,944 --> 00:21:02,879 And more intense... yeah, I know, he looks creepy now. 579 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,414 Yeah, you're not supposed to scare people. 580 00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:05,649 Looks like you should be thrown in jail. 581 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:07,884 You're supposed to seduce them into the stash. 582 00:21:07,885 --> 00:21:10,153 - Come on in. - The seduction of the geeks. 583 00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:11,812 - We ready? - We are. 584 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,090 Action! 585 00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,624 Are you looking for action figures, DVDs, 586 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,793 collectibles, or active wear? 587 00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:19,797 We got that! 588 00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,574 Cut! Very good. 589 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,768 All right, Mike, we're gonna dull 590 00:21:24,769 --> 00:21:26,035 the sexiness a little bit. 591 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,672 It's just... It's oozing all over. 592 00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:31,498 It's gonna drip down on ming in a second. 593 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,910 Was he power mad? Did he lose it? 594 00:21:32,911 --> 00:21:34,710 Was he drunk with his own power? 595 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,004 I mean, I love it when you're passionate. 596 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,017 I love it when you're excited about something. 597 00:21:39,018 --> 00:21:40,818 But I mean you went way... You went a little far. 598 00:21:40,819 --> 00:21:44,845 You know, he's saying this now because there were three roles, 599 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,430 three guys to fill those roles, 600 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,599 but he still ended up on the casting couch. 601 00:21:51,029 --> 00:21:53,264 This is truly, like, a major find. 602 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:54,313 The spine's in great condition. 603 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,768 Wait till you see the other stuff. 604 00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:58,537 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 605 00:21:58,538 --> 00:22:01,406 I've had to let go of a lot of things that are 606 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,741 meaningful to me. 607 00:22:02,742 --> 00:22:05,282 There's only 500 pieces of this in the world. 608 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,577 You're selling it because you just need the cash? 609 00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:23,879 - Hi. - Hi. 610 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,314 Welcome to Jay and silent Bob's. 611 00:22:25,315 --> 00:22:28,263 - What an unusual jacket. - Thank you. 612 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:32,017 I am interested in selling this Megatron statue. 613 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,191 Wouldn't you like to ask Walt about his interesting hairdo? 614 00:22:35,192 --> 00:22:37,860 Speaking of hairdos... 615 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:39,228 - What's the story here? - What's going on? 616 00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:40,818 We don't see many people walk in that look like 617 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,098 a human butterfly. 618 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:45,406 Well, uh, I had always loved mohawks and... 619 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,768 Do you have to do it every day? 620 00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:49,201 Like if you sleep on it, do you get, like, mohawk head? 621 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,620 No, I can actually, like put a t-shirt on 622 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:53,789 and it'll just pop right back into place. 623 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,712 Can you turn around? Can I see the back? 624 00:22:56,713 --> 00:22:57,947 Wow. 625 00:22:57,948 --> 00:23:00,749 I just look at it and I feel like I'm in, like, some sort of, like... 626 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,423 - Acid trip? - Yeah, definitely. 627 00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:04,508 That is a piece of work. 628 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,954 - All right. - Back to the transformers. 629 00:23:05,955 --> 00:23:07,722 Back to the transformer statue. 630 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:15,060 There's only 500 pieces of this in the world, Bryan. 631 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,297 Mm-hm. 632 00:23:16,298 --> 00:23:17,999 See the transformers, it's my thing. 633 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,500 You a big transformers fan? 634 00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:21,269 I've always been a big transformers fan, 635 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,401 ever since I was little. 636 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,360 Mm-hm. 637 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:27,241 - What are you looking for? - Between 100-150. 638 00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:28,976 Why don't we give you a little tip. 639 00:23:28,977 --> 00:23:30,743 I hang around here, I watch things. 640 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:34,371 When you come in to negotiate, you can't say between 100 to 150 641 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,316 'cause right away, a shark is gonna 642 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:37,483 smell that blood in the water. 643 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,785 He knows you're gonna take 100. 644 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,794 So boom! You're down to 100 already. 645 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,463 Transformer market for this piece... 646 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,223 I'm afraid that if I buy it 647 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:45,966 I might only get 65 bucks for it, 648 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,394 so the best I could do for you today 649 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:50,696 is $50 cash. 650 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,065 I know that's less than what you paid for it but... 651 00:23:53,066 --> 00:23:55,267 And less than the gas money it took to get here. 652 00:24:00,241 --> 00:24:01,482 Uh-oh, she's gonna pull 653 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,860 the pretty chick crying routine, Walt. 654 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,987 She was doing what a lot of girls do, 655 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,449 trying to use... would you say her feminine wiles? 656 00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:10,317 - Trying to get you to, uh... - Was she using sex as a weapon? 657 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,117 - A little bit. - Really. 658 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,353 - She had no idea that... - I don't think so. 659 00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:15,222 Dude has armor. You don't think so? 660 00:24:15,223 --> 00:24:16,623 What? You thought... For that hair... 661 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:17,658 No, not the hair. 662 00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:19,327 She was pretending she was crying 663 00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:21,543 and she was giving you the lip, mmm... like that. 664 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,754 You think you're gonna bat your eyelashes and get 10% off? 665 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,032 Ladies and gentlemen, 666 00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,801 the Taliban of the comic book community 667 00:24:26,802 --> 00:24:28,342 sits at our table. 668 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,135 I'm, like, I wanna service that guy. 669 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:33,722 Whoa! 670 00:24:34,277 --> 00:24:37,309 - Boom. - Done! 671 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,645 You're breaking my heart, man. 672 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,349 - Yeah, tears won't do it. - Oh. 673 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:44,066 Um, you're selling it because you just need the cash? 674 00:24:44,387 --> 00:24:45,587 Or you just... 675 00:24:45,588 --> 00:24:47,822 I've been, uh, working on my gallery. 676 00:24:47,823 --> 00:24:50,030 And pretty much every penny that I make, uh, 677 00:24:50,526 --> 00:24:51,793 goes into the gallery. 678 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:55,196 So I've had to let go of a lot of things 679 00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:56,531 that are meaningful to me. 680 00:24:56,532 --> 00:24:59,706 Like pride, dignity, that sort of thing. 681 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,625 I'm not turning tricks yet, so I'm grateful for that. 682 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,337 Really? How did you manage that? 683 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,212 'Cause I am. 684 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:07,942 So I can offer you a little bit more, then, for it, 685 00:25:07,943 --> 00:25:09,466 just because I do feel 686 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,312 you're gonna put it to a good cause. 687 00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:14,949 - A gallery, starving artist. - Are you starving? 688 00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:16,140 - Yeah? - All right. 689 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,934 $65, cash. 690 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,310 - To break even. - Sold. 691 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,771 Sold? You got a deal. 692 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,314 What an investor. 693 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,650 For those of you that don't know, Walter 694 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,028 is a comic book artist. 695 00:25:28,029 --> 00:25:30,863 This dude's actually drawn some really legit stuff. 696 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,072 Is it hard to separate yourself? 697 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,602 As an artist, here's this one side 698 00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:37,138 but then it's the hardnosed businessman on this side? 699 00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:42,343 I'm always gonna count myself as a businessman first. 700 00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:43,417 Artist second. 701 00:25:43,746 --> 00:25:46,348 That's why she walked away with 65 instead of 95? 702 00:25:46,349 --> 00:25:47,749 - Yeah. - I mean, you couldn't spare 703 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,257 another 25, 35 for the cause of the arts? 704 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,588 I gave her 65 bucks. 705 00:25:52,589 --> 00:25:53,635 Um... 706 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,157 That's the soul of a true artist. 707 00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:57,431 "I always like to think I'm a businessman first." 708 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:02,519 "Poetry of art in my soul is very secondary." 709 00:26:10,106 --> 00:26:12,374 - What do you got? - Superhero-type stuff. 710 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,909 - Tights. - All right. 711 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,158 You got a nice rear, so that'll work 712 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,242 and boom! 713 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,414 - Yeah. - Look at that. 714 00:26:19,415 --> 00:26:21,580 Reinforced crotch, you don't gotta worry about anything. 715 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,458 - I'm not wearing blue panties. - Come on, let's go downstairs. 716 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:25,876 Get you changed. 717 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,837 - You're not coming with me. - Get down there. 718 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,798 I know how small it is, don't worry about it. 719 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,627 The commercial was my brainchild, 720 00:26:33,628 --> 00:26:35,996 I'll have to admit and, um, I had the idea 721 00:26:35,997 --> 00:26:40,807 of creating a price agitator. A price mxyzptlk. 722 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,070 To show the people that we like to charge 723 00:26:43,071 --> 00:26:44,770 fair prices for our products. 724 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:45,938 Yes! 725 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:48,232 - And we came up with price mite. - The price mite's a villain. 726 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,983 That's all he wants to do is... 727 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:52,653 I don't know how he would do it, but he marks up your product 728 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,238 within your own store. 729 00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:56,114 Oh, my God. 730 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,252 - The worst villain there is. - Yeah, that's it. 731 00:26:58,253 --> 00:26:59,687 Just when you think you've got a fair price, 732 00:26:59,688 --> 00:27:01,328 the price mite comes along and Jacks it up? 733 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,663 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. 734 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,093 Yeah. 735 00:27:05,094 --> 00:27:06,661 I know you guys have been waiting 736 00:27:06,662 --> 00:27:07,929 for a little bit. 737 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,065 Every once in a while a new character is created 738 00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:14,633 that will have the longevity of say, a superman, a Batman. 739 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,176 I think I've done it. 740 00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:18,275 With no further delay... 741 00:27:18,276 --> 00:27:20,931 I give you America's newest super villain. 742 00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:22,546 Price mite! 743 00:27:22,547 --> 00:27:25,349 Aah! Ha-ha-ha! 744 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:27,938 I am the price mite. Scourge of the store! 745 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:30,482 Aah! Aah! Aah! 746 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,891 You create a character, you see it come to life. 747 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,393 It's gotta feel good. 748 00:27:34,394 --> 00:27:36,405 Yeah, yeah, I mean, it wasn't the, uh... 749 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,032 No thrill of creation? No... like, "yeah, yeah." 750 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,500 At first I thought they'd be superheroes 751 00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:43,537 but then I was just, like, "he doesn't look very heroic." 752 00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:45,137 - Right. - You know? 753 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,042 I'm not just saying that to bust your chops. 754 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:52,177 I'm just saying, you're more like an imp. 755 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,880 - You're more like... - A pixie. 756 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,781 - Yeah. - A fairy, if you will. 757 00:27:55,782 --> 00:27:56,466 Yeah. 758 00:27:56,949 --> 00:27:59,094 Every super villain needs a super-accessory. 759 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,263 - Oh, my God. - You're all smooth. 760 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:03,454 - It's creepy. - The scourge of the store. 761 00:28:03,455 --> 00:28:05,142 The enemy of the consumer. 762 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,810 You're sure about that? You're gonna wear that? 763 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:07,686 Yeah. 764 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:10,058 Well, let's shoot some stuff with it. 765 00:28:10,059 --> 00:28:11,293 Shoot some, uh, some price mite action? 766 00:28:11,294 --> 00:28:13,191 I keep staring at your bikini, man, it's weird. 767 00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:14,829 Ready to go to work, price mite? 768 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,064 Let's go to work. 769 00:28:16,065 --> 00:28:19,232 Come on, price mite, let's see what you got. 770 00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:20,949 600 is what I could get for them. 771 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,326 You can make more than that on this. 772 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,412 - No way. - You're 100% lying. 773 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,339 This one's kind of really cool. 774 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:28,874 - Ooh-ho-ho. - Holy God. 775 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,125 I've gotta hold myself up here. 776 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,211 My knees are shaking so bad. 777 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,930 I went to take my kid to school the other day, 778 00:28:36,931 --> 00:28:38,932 drop her off at the bus stop. 779 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:41,803 And I was wearing a pair of Batman boxer shorts. 780 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,903 They had the big bat signals all over them. 781 00:28:43,904 --> 00:28:45,305 When I say big I mean real big, 782 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,142 'cause I got them from the fat guy store. 783 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,043 So I'm wearing some fat guy Batman shorts, 784 00:28:51,044 --> 00:28:53,179 driving the kid to school, and I look at the gauge 785 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,483 and I see that I'm almost on empty. 786 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,152 So her bus stop is at a gas station. 787 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:58,984 So I pull up to the pump and I go to get out, she's... 788 00:28:58,985 --> 00:28:59,988 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 789 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,819 My 12-year-old kid literally stops me. 790 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,254 I said, "what's the matter?" 791 00:29:03,255 --> 00:29:04,618 And she's going "don't go out wearing those." 792 00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:06,590 And I was, like, "the Batman shorts?" 793 00:29:06,591 --> 00:29:08,025 She goes, like, "yeah," I was, like, 794 00:29:08,026 --> 00:29:10,957 of my entire clownish attire, it's the Batman shorts 795 00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:12,763 that you object to? 796 00:29:12,764 --> 00:29:14,599 And she didn't want kids from her school seeing that 797 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,754 I was a comics guy. 798 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,089 Which was weird 'cause I'm, like, 799 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,436 "you name is harley Quinn. 800 00:29:18,437 --> 00:29:21,134 "We named you after a Batman villainess. 801 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,341 "If you had been a boy you would have been Batman Smith 802 00:29:23,342 --> 00:29:24,943 "instead of harley Quinn Smith. 803 00:29:24,944 --> 00:29:27,682 So why you're objecting to these shorts is beyond me." 804 00:29:33,923 --> 00:29:34,956 You guys ever thought about doing 805 00:29:34,957 --> 00:29:36,858 a more mainstream comic book? 806 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,959 You guys have done two... Karney, war of the undead. 807 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,155 Not really everybody's cup of tea. 808 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:43,864 What do you mean "not everybody's cup of tea"? 809 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,365 All right, "karney..." 810 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,701 There's nothing that's everybody's cup of tea. 811 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,454 What's your great mainstream idea for a comic book? 812 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:52,499 I don't know, short, Asian, not great with the ladies. 813 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,084 Just, you know, an everyman... 814 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,043 How arrogant is that, though, to think that you think 815 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,378 your life story is worthy 816 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,256 to be put onto a comic book page. 817 00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:00,841 Do you have powers, or is it just you? 818 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,183 I don't know. 819 00:30:02,184 --> 00:30:03,969 Like a great superpower, like, controlling technology. 820 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,454 Fail! 821 00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,890 Everybody uses social media and the Internet and websites. 822 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,142 How about somebody who can control all that? 823 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,160 A superhero who's, like, awesome at Facebook? 824 00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:17,232 - What's goin' on? - What can we do for you today? 825 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,608 Uh, I'm actually here to sell some comics. 826 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,610 Sweet. Let's see what you got. 827 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,946 I've got the marvel secret wars, the whole set. 828 00:30:28,492 --> 00:30:29,612 What was secret wars? 829 00:30:29,613 --> 00:30:30,780 All the villains in the marvel universe, 830 00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:32,914 all the heroes brought to another world 831 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:37,627 and forced to battle for an alien entity's whimsy. 832 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,290 One big battle royale. 833 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,659 It's like professional wrestling. 834 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,093 These are yours? 835 00:30:43,094 --> 00:30:45,495 I was actually in, uh, Brooklyn and some guy was selling these 836 00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:48,221 at a garage sale, and he had no idea what he had. 837 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,267 This is the big boy in the lot right here. 838 00:30:50,268 --> 00:30:53,504 This was a big deal because, um, in 1984 839 00:30:53,505 --> 00:30:56,188 it was the very first time spider-man had ever changed 840 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,242 his red and blue costume. 841 00:30:57,243 --> 00:30:58,940 He changed to all black. 842 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,525 Let's talk about the black costume. 843 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,315 I remember the black costume being very cool 844 00:31:03,316 --> 00:31:05,489 when I was a kid... You were, like, "oh, my lord!" 845 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:08,320 Like it's the absence of all color covering spider-man. 846 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:10,388 There's no blue, there's no red, there's no webs. 847 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:12,524 It was just basically him black with a white spider. 848 00:31:12,525 --> 00:31:13,958 But for some reason it really worked 849 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,593 and captured people's imagination 850 00:31:15,594 --> 00:31:17,209 and you liked it the first time? 851 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:18,835 Well, yeah, he looked bad-ass. 852 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,128 - Right. - All of a sudden, you know? 853 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,967 He looked like he was mean and, uh, he could 854 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:24,508 come out of the shadows. 855 00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:26,635 Kind of like, you know, a much darker spider-man 856 00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:28,386 than everybody was used to. 857 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,274 It was a really cool thing, man. 858 00:31:30,275 --> 00:31:33,277 What are you looking for for the entire set? 859 00:31:35,614 --> 00:31:38,438 About, you know, 700-800? 860 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:41,316 It looks like $600 is what I could get for them. 861 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:42,588 You can make more than that on this. 862 00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:44,256 You could definitely sell these for 1,000. 863 00:31:44,257 --> 00:31:45,958 - No way. - Definitely. 864 00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:48,031 The market right now says I can only afford 865 00:31:48,562 --> 00:31:52,332 to buy the set for what will be 300. 866 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:53,733 That's impossible. 867 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:55,902 I would go down to 550 for these and I could leave right now. 868 00:31:55,903 --> 00:31:57,236 I came all the way down from Brooklyn. 869 00:31:57,237 --> 00:31:58,471 You can leave any time you want. 870 00:31:58,472 --> 00:32:00,418 That doesn't matter. 871 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,541 Obviously you guys are gonna sell it for more. 872 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:02,837 I'm not stupid. You're not gonna... 873 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,043 You really believe that 874 00:32:04,044 --> 00:32:05,298 we're not gonna sell it for 600? 875 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,759 100%. You're 100% lying. 876 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,927 I don't lie to customers. 877 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:12,051 I'll give you 300 for the whole series. 878 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,089 If you go up to 400, 879 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:19,312 I'll leave now without being annoying. 880 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:20,393 Too late. 881 00:32:21,962 --> 00:32:23,191 350. 882 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:25,699 350, and I'll walk away. 883 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,571 - It's getting closer. - 300. 884 00:32:28,136 --> 00:32:30,365 You're really not gonna go up $50? 885 00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:32,617 My feeling is you got these at a garage sale, 886 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,369 you probably paid less than 10 bucks for them. 887 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:37,843 I know. I'm not gonna say. Why would I say that? 888 00:32:37,844 --> 00:32:39,344 310. 310, and I swear to God 889 00:32:39,345 --> 00:32:42,085 if giving you that 310 would be... 890 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,504 315 just to pay for the $15 train ticket here. 891 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,339 Go down to 310. What's another $5? 892 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,752 What's another $5? Exactly. 893 00:32:47,753 --> 00:32:51,678 I'll buy it for 300 and sell it to him for 310. 894 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,555 Make a nice $10 profit. 895 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:54,859 You're supposed to be my yes-man. 896 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:56,929 If you're not my yes-man, you're useless. 897 00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,297 I'm kidding, it's a joke. 898 00:32:58,298 --> 00:32:59,699 It's not funny. 899 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,479 I came in here thinking I'm gonna get around 700. 900 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,024 Now I'm dropping down to 400, 350... 901 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,872 - 310. - 310. 902 00:33:05,873 --> 00:33:07,374 It's hard to be on this side of the counter. 903 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,809 I see that disappointment where people come in 904 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:11,573 and they overvalue what they have. 905 00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:14,814 - All right, fine. - You've offended him. 906 00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:20,665 Yeah, I don't appreciate your attitude. 907 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,208 - You folded, man. - What attitude? 908 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:23,555 Come on, man, don't you think, 909 00:33:23,556 --> 00:33:25,523 like, when Donald trump is negotiating he has somebody 910 00:33:25,524 --> 00:33:26,624 over his shoulder being, like, 911 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:27,925 "I'll give you $10 more." 912 00:33:30,162 --> 00:33:31,663 I'm sure that happens all the time. 913 00:33:31,664 --> 00:33:34,429 If I say the sky is green, you say... 914 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,833 - How green? - Right. 915 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:37,802 You should have preemptively said the sky is green. 916 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,978 Hi, guys. 917 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,773 He walked out, then five seconds later 918 00:33:44,774 --> 00:33:46,858 - came back in and... - Shot ming in the chest. 919 00:33:49,951 --> 00:33:52,853 Walt literally handed him the register. 920 00:33:52,854 --> 00:33:55,022 I'll take 310 for it. 921 00:33:55,023 --> 00:33:58,203 - You've made a wise decision. - Well, thank you. 922 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,166 All right. 923 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:06,334 - Well, thank you, guys. - Enjoy. 924 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,213 - Later. - What color is the sky? 925 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,465 The sky's green, sir. 926 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,776 What color is your nose? 927 00:34:13,777 --> 00:34:15,644 Today it's brown, I guess. 928 00:34:23,653 --> 00:34:25,063 Action! 929 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:26,489 It's no secret that... 930 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:27,990 You'll walk in a zero 931 00:34:27,991 --> 00:34:30,559 - and walk out a hero. - And walk out a superhero. 932 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,461 - Aw,. - Cut. 933 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,615 You guys must want to go out of business. 934 00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:37,565 Is that what the commercial is for, ming? 935 00:34:37,566 --> 00:34:40,502 - A going-out-of-business sale? - No. 936 00:34:40,503 --> 00:34:41,936 - Pathetic showing. - That is my fault. 937 00:34:41,937 --> 00:34:44,624 These guys are awesome. I screwed that up. 938 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,209 Synch. Stay in synch. 939 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:48,712 If you're gonna do a local spot you gotta have some unison. 940 00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,588 If there's more than one person in the spot, yes, 941 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,800 there is always "we end the commercial together." 942 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,516 I knew that was gonna be a stumbling block. 943 00:34:55,517 --> 00:34:57,118 You think I didn't know that? 944 00:34:57,119 --> 00:34:59,120 I wasn't aware... You should have told me. 945 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:02,016 And action! 946 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,926 It's no secret that... 947 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:05,428 You'll walk in a zero... 948 00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:07,564 - And walk out a superhero. - And walk out a hero. 949 00:35:07,565 --> 00:35:08,966 Action! 950 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:12,068 - You'll walk in a superhero... - What the! 951 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:14,446 - Action! - You'll walk in a zero... 952 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:16,240 And walk out a superhero... 953 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:17,976 - And walk out a superzero! - And walk out a zero! 954 00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:19,909 Come on! 955 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,379 Sometimes you gotta treat them like puppets. 956 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,548 Just put your hand up and work their mouths. 957 00:35:23,549 --> 00:35:24,664 Waah-waah-waah-waah! 958 00:35:26,051 --> 00:35:27,167 It was a lot harder than I thought it would be. 959 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,519 This is gonna be the last time. 960 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,155 - I can feel it now. - All right, this is the one. 961 00:35:30,156 --> 00:35:31,923 I can feel it. I promise this is the one. 962 00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:33,423 Come on. Get energized, man. 963 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:34,893 - Come on, let's do this. - All right, let's go! 964 00:35:34,894 --> 00:35:36,069 Come on. Come on, Mike. 965 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,372 - Yeah! - All right. 966 00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:39,097 - This'll be it. - Hunh! 967 00:35:39,098 --> 00:35:41,765 - Aah! - We can all go home. 968 00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:43,933 And... action! 969 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,636 It's no secret that... 970 00:35:45,637 --> 00:35:47,372 You'll walk in a zero... 971 00:35:47,373 --> 00:35:50,941 And walk out a superhero! 972 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,027 Cut! 973 00:35:54,028 --> 00:35:55,945 Lady, what are you doing to me? 974 00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:59,951 You walked in my shot! 975 00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:07,081 I have some old books that I got from my grandmother. 976 00:36:07,592 --> 00:36:08,859 How old are we talking? 977 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:11,862 This is gonna call for white glove treatment. 978 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:17,842 Breathtaking. 979 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:25,239 - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? 980 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,640 - How you doing? - Good. 981 00:36:26,641 --> 00:36:28,645 - Cool. - Tom, how's it going? 982 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:29,944 - Walter. - Walter, nice to meet you. 983 00:36:29,945 --> 00:36:31,245 - This is Mike. - Welcome to Jay and Bob's. 984 00:36:31,246 --> 00:36:32,513 - Thank you. - What do you got? 985 00:36:32,514 --> 00:36:36,110 I have some old books that I got from my grandmother. 986 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:38,655 I know there's some stuff in here that's pretty old. 987 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:40,756 So I was wondering if maybe you guys could help me out here. 988 00:36:40,757 --> 00:36:43,034 Okay, sure, definitely. Let's take a look. 989 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,793 Don't see many golden age come through. 990 00:36:44,794 --> 00:36:45,829 No, not here. 991 00:36:46,196 --> 00:36:49,732 This is gonna call for, uh, the white glove treatment. 992 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,670 - So right off the bat. - Ooh! 993 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:55,380 World's best comics, number 1. 994 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:56,965 Oh, my God. 995 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,114 The spine's in great condition. 996 00:37:04,115 --> 00:37:05,148 - A major find, it is. - It's a rarity. 997 00:37:05,149 --> 00:37:06,641 It's in really nice shape. 998 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,601 I'll just pull all three of these out. 999 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:11,354 - Superman, breaking the chains. - Wow. 1000 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,994 And then there's superman number 12. 1001 00:37:18,995 --> 00:37:21,155 He's walking arm-in-arm with a sailor and a soldier. 1002 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:30,205 And then superman number 14. This is America right here. 1003 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:31,249 - Yeah. - You know? 1004 00:37:37,087 --> 00:37:39,716 - That is actually awesome. - It's amazing. 1005 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:42,316 - All-star comics, number 8. - Ooh. 1006 00:37:42,317 --> 00:37:44,885 - You know what this one is. - First wonder woman. 1007 00:37:44,886 --> 00:37:46,086 That's the first appearance of wonder woman? 1008 00:37:46,087 --> 00:37:46,973 - Yes, sir. - Yeah. 1009 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,521 I actually had no idea. 1010 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,128 She's not on the cover anywhere, 1011 00:37:55,129 --> 00:37:57,163 but there's a short story of wonder woman in here. 1012 00:37:57,164 --> 00:37:59,098 - Really? - Yeah. 1013 00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:00,695 If, you know, if you wanna take it out... 1014 00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:03,698 - No. - No, no, no, no, no. 1015 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:06,910 Wow, this is amazing. I mean, what else do you have? 1016 00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:08,675 Wait till you see the other stuff. 1017 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:10,777 This one's kind of really cool. 1018 00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:13,583 - Detective comics number 38. - Oh, my God. 1019 00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:21,591 Holy God. 1020 00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:23,825 I've seen pictures of it, but I've never actually seen 1021 00:38:23,826 --> 00:38:25,887 detective comics 38. 1022 00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:28,348 It's the first appearance of Robin. 1023 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,058 It's amazing. 1024 00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,810 It's gotta be in the top 25 most valuable comics in the world. 1025 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,562 For real? Like, seriously? 1026 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,105 - Yeah. - That is so cool. 1027 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,275 I mean, look at Batman's belt. It's blue. 1028 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:40,709 Yeah. 1029 00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:43,612 You know that Robin was the start of the sidekick craze 1030 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,990 and he spawned a legion of followers 1031 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:49,202 like, uh, bucky, toro the flaming kid, 1032 00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:50,367 Roy the super boy. 1033 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:53,164 - Oh, wow. - Aqualad, I mean... yeah. 1034 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:56,084 It's an absolutely breathtaking collection. 1035 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,961 Thank you, thank you. 1036 00:38:57,962 --> 00:38:59,671 You are sitting on a goldmine here, though. 1037 00:38:59,672 --> 00:39:01,833 That's awesome. That's really awesome to hear. 1038 00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:04,869 I wouldn't even worry about a middleman, selling to a store. 1039 00:39:04,870 --> 00:39:08,471 I would bring them right to the premiere auction house 1040 00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:09,874 for selling comic books. 1041 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:11,776 We go through christie's or is it heritage? 1042 00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:13,744 - Heritage. - Can you estimate a value? 1043 00:39:13,745 --> 00:39:15,395 Like, just by looking at these books? 1044 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,048 I couldn't right off the top of my head. 1045 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,218 I mean, you're talking already tens of thousands of dollars. 1046 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:21,192 - At the least. - At least. 1047 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,361 - Really? - Yeah. 1048 00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:24,988 How much money they have in that box you think? 1049 00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:28,626 - At least $750,000. - Get outta here. 1050 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:29,727 Yeah. 1051 00:39:29,728 --> 00:39:31,462 You don't walk around just, like... 1052 00:39:31,463 --> 00:39:32,730 Well, you don't walk around with that, 1053 00:39:32,731 --> 00:39:34,199 but you don't walk into our store with that. 1054 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,500 I know. But he didn't know. 1055 00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,035 That's it, now he knows. 1056 00:39:37,036 --> 00:39:38,770 Years from now when he's retired on the billions 1057 00:39:38,771 --> 00:39:40,461 he's made from selling his collection 1058 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,641 he'll be, like, "you know, I once walked into this weird" 1059 00:39:42,642 --> 00:39:45,883 "little comic book store in red bank and was given 1060 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,645 this excellent piece of advice." 1061 00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:49,929 Thanks a lot. 1062 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,115 Thank you for bringing them in, 1063 00:39:51,116 --> 00:39:53,474 and it was an honor to look at your collection today. 1064 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,219 Oh, no problem. I really appreciate it. 1065 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:57,988 It's a collection that's once-in-a-lifetime for us, 1066 00:39:57,989 --> 00:39:59,522 I think, to see someone come in with a box like this. 1067 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:02,493 Yes, it's true, you've made two comic geeks very happy. 1068 00:40:02,494 --> 00:40:03,627 - That's awesome. - Have a good day, man. 1069 00:40:03,628 --> 00:40:05,329 You too. Best of luck with that. 1070 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:06,696 - Thanks a lot. - I'm telling you, man. 1071 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,239 I literally gotta hold myself up here. 1072 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,701 My knees are shaking so bad 1073 00:40:09,702 --> 00:40:11,325 just from looking at those comics. 1074 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,494 Those were beautiful. 1075 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:14,906 You collect for years and years 1076 00:40:14,907 --> 00:40:16,789 and you never think you're gonna hold 1077 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,082 the first appearance of wonder woman. 1078 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,417 No. 1079 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:21,127 Or as a comic book collector even hold a woman. 1080 00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:23,129 But, um... 1081 00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:30,187 All right, man. I've heard about it. 1082 00:40:30,188 --> 00:40:32,355 I've laughed about it. Now it's time to see it. 1083 00:40:32,356 --> 00:40:34,307 Can I see the spot? Let me see the commercial. 1084 00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:35,592 - I got it right here. - Okay. 1085 00:40:35,593 --> 00:40:36,893 It's the director's cut, too. 1086 00:40:36,894 --> 00:40:39,854 So it's an extended version. 1087 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:43,024 Hit the space bar, and we're good. 1088 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:45,267 - You want comics? - We got that! 1089 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:46,819 You want wonder woman and Wolverine? 1090 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,103 We got that. 1091 00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:49,772 Are you looking for action figures, DVDs, 1092 00:40:49,773 --> 00:40:51,773 collectibles, or active wear? 1093 00:40:51,774 --> 00:40:52,950 We got that! 1094 00:40:53,376 --> 00:40:55,811 You want Jay and silent Bob, clerks, mallrats, clerks ii, 1095 00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:58,081 dogma, and Jersey girl? 1096 00:40:58,082 --> 00:40:59,915 - We got that! - We got that! 1097 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:02,518 We got that! 1098 00:41:02,519 --> 00:41:04,186 It's no secret that at the secret stash 1099 00:41:04,187 --> 00:41:05,888 we've got the largest selection of comics 1100 00:41:05,889 --> 00:41:09,342 and comic-related products in all of central Jersey. 1101 00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:11,494 At Jay and silent Bob's secret stash, 1102 00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:13,329 you ain't gotta worry about unfair prices 1103 00:41:13,330 --> 00:41:14,514 sneaking up on you. 1104 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:17,267 - How much is this? - That comic is... 1105 00:41:17,268 --> 00:41:20,853 That fine comic is $79, aah-ha-ha-ha! 1106 00:41:21,906 --> 00:41:23,606 Oh, no! It's price mite! 1107 00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:27,318 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1108 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,778 Aah! Aah! 1109 00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,516 Here at Jay and silent Bob's secret stash, 1110 00:41:33,517 --> 00:41:36,385 that comic's only $3.99! 1111 00:41:36,386 --> 00:41:38,387 We don't only have the best selection of comics for sale 1112 00:41:38,388 --> 00:41:40,055 at Jay and silent Bob's secret stash, 1113 00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:42,324 at Jay and silent Bob's secret stash, you can sell 1114 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,709 your comics for cash! 1115 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,128 Cash. 1116 00:41:45,129 --> 00:41:46,963 I made cash at the stash. 1117 00:41:48,046 --> 00:41:50,032 We made cash at the stash. 1118 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,635 I got cash at the stash. 1119 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,438 ♪ 1120 00:41:56,439 --> 00:41:58,603 ♪ 1121 00:41:58,604 --> 00:42:01,710 ♪ 1122 00:42:01,711 --> 00:42:03,604 ♪ 1123 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,273 ♪ 1124 00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,316 ♪ 1125 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,444 ♪ 1126 00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:12,405 ♪ 1127 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:14,490 ♪ 1128 00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:16,075 ♪ 1129 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,717 ♪ 1130 00:42:17,718 --> 00:42:19,954 ♪ 1131 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,706 ♪ 1132 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,833 ♪ 1133 00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,594 ♪ 1134 00:42:25,595 --> 00:42:28,212 ♪ 1135 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,797 ♪ 1136 00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:32,884 ♪ 1137 00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:34,594 ♪ 1138 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,720 ♪ 1139 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:40,099 ♪ 1140 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,767 ♪ 1141 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,350 ♪ 1142 00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:44,836 ♪ 1143 00:42:44,837 --> 00:42:47,940 ♪ 1144 00:42:50,133 --> 00:42:52,152 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.com/