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♪ the simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
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♪ ♪
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♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪
Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart
Original Air Date on March 4, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Dad? Dad?
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Yes!
Awake! Let's do this!
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Dad, I wanted to
give you a heads-up.
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Mom's birthday is tomorrow.
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It's time to start your
annual mad dash around town
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to get her a present that's
not completely insulting.
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You know, sweetie, there was
a time when I would've killed
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for that information,
but I'm pleased to announce
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I've already bought
your mother a present.
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And brace yourself,
I put some thought into it.
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It's a state-of-the-art
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food mash-'em-upper.
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Wha...?
Mom is gonna love that!
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Love?!
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Your mom's gonna
feel so good,
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it'll make mere love
seem like chewing tinfoil.
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Because today,
I'm getting it autographed.
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By who? Lenny?
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By the box lady herself!
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Yeah-ohaa!
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Man, oh, man,
look at this place.
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Finally, a supermarket
with a clear premise:
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"island something."
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It's like going to Hawaii
without the murderous locals.
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They have jellies made of
fruits I've never heard of!
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These'll go great with
betel nut butter.
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Wow, I don't believe
the Simpsons
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will be shopping at the
Kwik-E-Mart anymore.
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Oh, really?
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Apu! What are you doing
out of your natural habitat?
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I am finding out who my
real customers are,
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and who is going to cheat
on my store with some
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South Sea sugar shack!
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But at the Kwik-E-Mart,
the only fresh fruit
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is the one banana
by the register.
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Now see here, I have
always considered
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you cash-giving cows
to be my friends.
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And friends do not
betray friends.
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Friends are the only
people you can betray!
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And you'd do it in a
second for a supermarket
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that gives free coffee samples!
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Defend yourself, sir!
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Convenience forever,
freshness never!
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Uh-huh.
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Would you sign this
for my wife Marge?
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She's a big fan and
her birthday is tomorrow.
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Uh-hm, you know, while I was
signing this for your wife,
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I just cooked up...
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...a great idea!
Oh...
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How would you like it
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if I called your wife live
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from my show tomorrow
to wish her a happy birthday?
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You would do that?!
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Oh, my God, this might
be a Marge's birthday
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where I get sex!
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Ooh! An apron
with a sonnet!
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Open mine!
Quick, before it suffocates!
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A bunny! Just like the one
I had when I was a girl!
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How did you know?
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I saw this picture
at Grandma's house,
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then I hit the pet stores
till I found one
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that looked just like it.
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Oh, Bart, you got me
the fluffy pet
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I've never stopped
thinking about.
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Now, last but not least,
your present, Homie.
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Oh!
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Wait one second, Marge.
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Before you open it,
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you're gonna get a phone call
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that will make this your
most awesome birthday ever.
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Well, we're still
focused on me
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instead of watching golf,
so that's pretty good.
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The only golf we'll watch is
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ladies' golf, and we're
not watching that.
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Now in three...
two... one...
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I repeat.
One...
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Ooooooone...
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...ne.
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Oonnneee...
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Please don't say one again.
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Onnneee.
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Homie, whatever it is,
it's not happening.
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This yolk-separating
camera-hog
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was supposed to call you
and say happy birthday!
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From her show!
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Well, at least you
remembered I like her.
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A pity kiss?!
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That tears it!
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I'm gonna call that Paula Paul
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and give her a piece of my mind!
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Huh?
The phone's dead.
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Normal, normal, normal,
normal, nor...
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Uncharacteristic?!
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Hm?
A chew-through.
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What could have...
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- Aw...
- I mean,
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Aw, he's trying
to eat "ewectwicity."
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You let this monster
into our home,
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where he chewed through
our one and only phone cord!
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Wait! Maybe Paula Paul
left a message.
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Hi, Marge! Paula Paul
here, calling live from
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What's On Paula's Windowsill?,
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ready to wish you
a happy birthday,
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but since you're
not home yet,
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we'll go to commercial
and call you right back.
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Hi, Paula Paul, calling back
for Marge Simpson!
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Kind of a big moment for you,
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a little surprised
you're not picking up!
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Marge, this is just
plain disrespectful.
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I bumped a segment
to do this and
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you're making me
look like an ass!
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Screw you, Marge Simpson!
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Don't read my books
and don't make my recipes!
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May my curse follow
you beyond the grave!
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Check it out! It's on TV!
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They're booing you, Marge!
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An audience full of
church groups and Marines!
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Marge, go to hell, Marge!
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I think that's
enough birthday fun.
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Why you little...
I'm gonna get...
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No, Homer.
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You can't strangle a boy
on his mother's birthday.
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Juries hate that.
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So instead, boy,
I want you to...
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Get in that rabbit cage!
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No way, man.
I'm a free-range kid.
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No backtalk!
In the cage! Now!
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Get in there.
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Son, do you
have a minute?
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I've been thinking.
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I really shouldn't have
put you in there
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and left you there while we
were having pizza without you.
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So I'm gonna let you out
with my apologies.
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Don't wanna come out.
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What!?
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I like it in the cage.
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These cedar shavings are
a hell of a lot better
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than my lumpy mattress.
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Boy, get out of that cage!
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But it's my home now, sir.
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I'll poke
a broom in there!
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You know I'm
capable of it!
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Hey!
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Get out of there,
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you little brat.
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Aah!
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Fine.
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Stupid kid.
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Hmm.
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This isn't comfortable at all.
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I don't see how a rabbit
could possibly...
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There. Finished.
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Awesome revenge,
cutting your dad's
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face out of a piece
of cardboard.
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No, you dweeb.
It's a stencil.
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I'm going to take
Homer's ugly face
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and spread it
all over town.
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Can I come?
Every vandalism spree
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needs an obnoxious laugher.
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You're in.
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("The Sorcerer's Apprentice"
playing)
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Hey, you punks!
What are you doing?!
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If you wake up my pigeons,
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they're gonna do
their business again.
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And these days,
there's no newspapers
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so I have to put down
Amazon Kindles.
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I'm like...
It's, it's bankrupting me.
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♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪
What the... huh?!
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Wait a minute...
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that guy on the poster
looks familiar.
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Don't just stare back at me,
come up with a theory!
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Geez, it's all over the place.
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Holy moley!
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Quiet night.
Nothin' but the sound
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of a spray can and
kids laughing, heh.
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Tag, we're it!
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Springfield has been hit hard by
a mysterious graffiti artist
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and his iconic calling-card,
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which we have dubbed
"Mr. Fatso."
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Heard about this
thing, boy?
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No, no. I'm too concerned
with unemployment.
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Hm, sounds like a lie, but
what could he be covering up?
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Homie, have you seen our
stencil budget for this month?
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Not now, Marge.
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Chief, any leads on this
"Vandal Van Gogh"?
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I don't traffic
in wordplay, Kent.
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But I do have a message for
Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright.
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Uh, that's architecture,
not painting, Chief.
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They're all artists, Lou.
Why don't you open your eyes.
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Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry,
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you may have thumbed
your nose at the police,
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and made yourself into a
combination of Robin Hood,
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Luke Skywalker and, well,
every rapper ever,
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but unless you prove that this
wasn't just a one-time spree,
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and take your controversial art
form to the next level,
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I am not impressed.
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Hmm...
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Boy, you like this
necklace I just bought?
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Pretty dope,
don't you think?
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So, how do you like
working at Swapper Jack's?
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Hey, after biting off a man's
nose in a prison race war,
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selling pre-cooked
Pad Thai to soccer moms
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is pretty darn sweet.
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Here, I'm not Jailbird,
I'm just "Bird."
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This is a stick-them-up!
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Because I have a gun,
you must stick them up now!
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Yes, it is loaded, with bullets
that you put in my chest.
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Now empty the cash drawer!
Come on!
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All right, chill, bro.
Just chill out.
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I will chill you,
right between your damned eyes!
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For once, the Indian
has been outsourced!
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Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
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Just give me the piece.
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No...
You've got a family, dude.
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No... Or were you lying when
you begged for your life?
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Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer,
what have I done?
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Dude, it's okay. The jails, they
don't have room for us now.
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Wiggum just makes you do
book reports for Ralph.
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But you have to make 'em so it
looks like he's done it.
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That's... that's
kinda the hard part.
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Where's this 2006 Beaujolais
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that's puttin' me
out of business?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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There's a white wine?
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And wha-- and a Swiss cheese?
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And a peanut butter?
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And a potato chip?
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And toilet paper?
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Wha-what?!
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Yo, mysterious pranksters,
it's time for dinner.
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Damn it, she knows!
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Okay, how do we
buy your silence?
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Just throw in a couple of
"fur is murders."
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How is fur, murder?
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They're just animals.
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Dad!
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Fine. Fur's murder.
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Everything's murder.
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ The streets are ours ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ The streets are ours ♪
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♪ These lights ♪
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♪ And our street are ours ♪
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♪ Tonight... ♪
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Bart, you've really
grown as an artist.
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Thanks, Milhouse.
We make a great team.
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Hold it right there!
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00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,346
The jerk in the glasses
did everything!
258
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:25,280
Whoa!
Waah!
259
00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:27,733
Need... inhaler...
260
00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:33,221
Oh, God, man!
261
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,107
Here, drink this
paint thinner.
262
00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:40,881
So, you're the two punks
who've been tagging the town.
263
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:42,667
Congratulations.
264
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:43,501
Huh?
265
00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:44,618
We're street artists.
266
00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,922
Take that, Ronald Reagan!
267
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,757
Even in death,
you're not that safe from me.
268
00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:54,912
Is that graffiti or are you
opening up a Mommy and Me?
269
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:58,649
That's it. You just got yourself
a place on the wall, kid.
270
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,702
Nooo!
I've been satirized!
271
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,404
Who are you guys?
272
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,122
Kenny Scharf,
Robbie Conal.
273
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,524
I'm Shepard Fairey.
274
00:14:06,591 --> 00:14:09,160
What was that name again?
275
00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,328
Shepard Fairey.
276
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:11,262
Haw-haw!
277
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,599
I'm the guy who created
the Obama "Hope" poster,
278
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,368
and the "Obey" stickers.
279
00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:19,537
Man, you're the
talkiest bullies I ever met.
280
00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:21,605
We're not bullies,
we're artists.
281
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,341
And so are you.
282
00:14:23,408 --> 00:14:26,010
Urban vandalism is now the
hottest art form there is.
283
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,978
Hey, I got an F in art.
284
00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:30,314
Mainly so it would say
"fart" on my report card.
285
00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:34,118
Bart, we would love to
set up a gallery show
286
00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:35,252
for your street art.
287
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,587
Well, if it's in a gallery,
288
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,922
how is it street art?
289
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,058
Bart, street art is not about
questioning authority.
290
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,828
Well, I'll have to
discuss it with my partner.
291
00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:45,730
Bart, say yes!
292
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,732
At the opening, I could
wear a sports jacket
293
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,533
with a t-shirt and jeans!
294
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,702
First, I'm not sure
you have the shoulders for it,
295
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,905
and second, maybe we've
pushed this far enough.
296
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,976
I put you in a rabbit cage!
297
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:03,481
I poked your flab back in,
square by square.
298
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:07,051
Count me in.
299
00:15:10,422 --> 00:15:11,489
Apu!
300
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:12,990
It is a miracle!
301
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:13,941
What now?
302
00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:15,242
Swapper Jack is reuniting
303
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,477
Led Zeppelin in aisle six?
304
00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,212
Swapper Jack's is closing!
305
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,880
No. Do not give me
false hope like
306
00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:21,799
the time they said it
was only sextuplets.
307
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:22,833
It is true!
308
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:24,335
Every successful corporation
309
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,470
harbors a terrible secret.
310
00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:29,807
Theirs is that what they sell as
chicken is actually monkey.
311
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:30,875
But the drumsticks...
312
00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:32,243
Stunted monkey tails.
313
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,344
And their chicken pot pie?
314
00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:34,812
Monkey pot pie!
315
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,980
But how 'bout their
rotisserie chi--
316
00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:37,615
Monkey, monkey, monkey!
317
00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:40,084
They scoop them up off the
streets of Brazil!
318
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,585
So, we have won.
319
00:15:41,653 --> 00:15:43,454
Finally I am lucky at something.
320
00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,289
You were lucky at love.
321
00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,191
Yeah, sure, baby.
322
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,628
Hey, Bart, check this out.
323
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:53,864
Look at me,
I'm Mr. Fatso!
324
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,602
It's funny 'cause
it's so preposterous.
325
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,304
Yeah.
326
00:16:00,372 --> 00:16:03,207
We've hit the big time!
327
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:04,875
"I, Carumba"?!
328
00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:06,911
Not so loud.
329
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,496
If my Dad hears
about the show,
330
00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,765
he might realize
Mr. Fatso is him.
331
00:16:10,832 --> 00:16:12,383
What the...?
332
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,552
You idiot.
Mr. Fatso is you!
333
00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,754
What? No. It can't be.
334
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:19,023
That's right, numbskull.
335
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:22,593
Your son's made a fool of you
in front of the whole town.
336
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:24,829
Shut up!
I'll fix you!
337
00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:29,834
Well, I'll fix you.
338
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,535
Go drive a car!
339
00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,904
Yes, master.
340
00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,539
Here, car!
Here, boy!
341
00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,938
Excellent installation, dude.
342
00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:43,841
And a great excuse for me to
bust out my courtroom jacket.
343
00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:45,759
Thanks, guys. I, um...
344
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:49,330
Ooh, this collar's feeling
pretty tight.
345
00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,799
Help! Help!
346
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:56,403
Oh, this is just a dream.
347
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,205
All I have to do is wake up.
348
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,758
Why, you little...
349
00:17:00,825 --> 00:17:02,710
Pay for your genius!
350
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:05,212
Oh, what's the use?
351
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,950
When a man isn't a hero
to his son, he's nothing.
352
00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,129
I like what used to make a
neighborhood look dangerous
353
00:17:22,197 --> 00:17:23,797
now makes it
look sophisticated.
354
00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:26,000
I like how the painting
makes more than I do.
355
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,668
Looks like Dad's not coming.
356
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:29,570
He won't leave the car.
357
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:33,741
I can see how this show
might not be to his liking.
358
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:37,578
Come on, Dad.
359
00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:40,114
You made me mad,
so I got back at you.
360
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:42,249
How was I to know
parents had feelings?
361
00:17:42,317 --> 00:17:44,284
Well, we do.
362
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,954
I want to show you
I understand how you feel.
363
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,356
And they say a picture's
worth a 1,000 words.
364
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,612
You just ruined my car.
365
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,382
Correction, it's worth
ten times as much.
366
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,551
$500! Whoo-hoo!
367
00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:01,719
Thanks, boy.
368
00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:02,786
You're welcome.
369
00:18:02,854 --> 00:18:04,621
And from now on, Dad,
370
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:07,024
if anyone laughs at you,
they've gotta go through me.
371
00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:08,892
Really? Anyone?
372
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,462
What about the Hulk
riding a rhinoceros?
373
00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,163
Would you stop him
from laughing?
374
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:16,333
Wait, is the Hulk laughing,
or the rhinoceros?
375
00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:18,702
Both, but the rhinoceros
doesn't know why.
376
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,137
He's just trying to fit in.
377
00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,639
Dad, it's getting
cold out here.
378
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,542
Art lovers and Bart lovers!
379
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,745
First of all, I'd like to
thank the good folks
380
00:18:27,812 --> 00:18:30,347
at Springfield Arts Daily
for setting this up.
381
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,016
Thank you for bringing us
a fresh new voice.
382
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,719
Yes..
Yes... yes.
383
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:39,056
As a graffiti artist, there are
so many people to thank...
384
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,974
people who build walls...
385
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:44,078
nighttime, for being dark...
386
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,147
Hold it right there,
Spray-candy Warhol!
387
00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:54,721
Bart Simpson, you're under
arrest for tagging the town.
388
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:57,091
This overdue art-quake
that taught us all
389
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,859
a new way of seeing,
was actually
390
00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:00,727
a police department sting.
391
00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:02,296
It was?
392
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,364
Yeah. Do you think people
would be stupid enough
393
00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:05,799
to pay for something
some amateur
394
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,167
put on a wall for nothing?
395
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:08,869
Oh, no, indeed!
396
00:19:08,937 --> 00:19:11,955
Now if I can just get
my $3,000,000 back.
397
00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,357
No refunds.
398
00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,225
But he just said
the show was a sham.
399
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,427
Oh, it is. And I'm just
a guy sitting at a table.
400
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:18,595
The only thing
that's real, is the sign
401
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:19,963
that says "no refunds."
402
00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:21,915
Ooh...
403
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:23,517
Wait, Chief.
I must know...
404
00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,219
who tipped you off?
405
00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:26,703
Eh, probably shouldn't
tell you this,
406
00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,006
but, uh, it was
our undercover officer,
407
00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:31,275
Shepard Fairey.
408
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,344
You're an undercover cop?
409
00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:36,647
Hey, don't be so surprised.
410
00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:40,083
I spent 20 years putting up
posters that said "obey."
411
00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:41,685
What gives,
Daddy-O?
412
00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:45,155
I thought you were the dean of
the underground scene.
413
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:47,991
I'm not in the business of
helping out posers any more.
414
00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:49,293
Now, I just sell
stuff to them.
415
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,763
Wait, wait, wait!
416
00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:54,431
He's just a boy.
417
00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,233
Do you have to put him in jail?
418
00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,769
Well, we've gotta teach
him a lesson somehow.
419
00:19:58,837 --> 00:20:00,604
Hmm...
420
00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:04,374
Chief, I believe I have the
answer in the back of my car.
421
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:07,945
Hm!
422
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:11,715
There you go.
423
00:20:11,783 --> 00:20:12,950
Thanks for coming out.
424
00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,172
I need to go
to the bathroom.
425
00:20:18,239 --> 00:20:19,406
Uh, knock yourself out.
426
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,410
All right, time's up!
427
00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:26,997
Aw, aw, aw, no!
428
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:31,403
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
429
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,907
Shh!