1
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Where the hell were you guys
last week?

2
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I think we should have
our own kid.

3
00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:07,246
Well, can we start right now?

4
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You're a loud, mean,
vicious bitch.

5
00:00:09,278 --> 00:00:10,944
I will fuck you up!

6
00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:11,545
Shit!

7
00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,610
Shit!

8
00:00:13,645 --> 00:00:15,111
How about,
let's teach you a skill?

9
00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:17,477
<i>Where's your grandmother?</i>

10
00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:19,945
Buying more supplies.
I'm gonna kill her.

11
00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,248
Can't we just call the police,
tell them about the meth lab?

12
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She's my grandmother.
What happened?

13
00:00:23,584 --> 00:00:24,750
E.R. doc says cancer.

14
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Stage four, pancreatic,

15
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<i>doesn't have long to live.</i>

16
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Can you do something for me?

17
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Get rid of Jody.

18
00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,394
<i>Everything he does</i>
<i>is bugging me.</i>

19
00:00:31,428 --> 00:00:32,597
Get out!

20
00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:34,735
Even the Pentagon says it's

21
00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,473
<i>okay to be gay, but you're too</i>
<i>chickenshit to let anyone know.</i>

22
00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:40,009
- At least I'm not getting trapped
by some pregnant skank. - Fuck you!

23
00:00:40,043 --> 00:00:41,842
Lip, come on, wake up.
First day of school, senior.

24
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- Dropped out.
- What are you talking about?

25
00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,512
Got to get a job and take
care of Karen and my kid.

26
00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,412
You two are married?

27
00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,945
You're married?
Ah, <i>si.</i>

28
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- Why didn't you meet me at the airport?
- I was on my way.

29
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<i>What happened?</i>
<i>Doesn't matter now.</i>

30
00:00:51,515 --> 00:00:53,115
I love you.
Don't.

31
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

32
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪

33
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♪ Know that it's not
for naught ♪

34
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪

35
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

36
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♪ What is this downside ♪

37
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♪ That you speak of? ♪

38
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♪ What is this feeling ♪

39
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

40
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪

41
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♪ Know that they're not
for naught ♪

44
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♪ What is this downside ♪

45
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♪ That you speak of? ♪

46
00:02:02,515 --> 00:02:04,483
♪ What is this feeling ♪

47
00:02:04,518 --> 00:02:06,352
♪ You're so... ♪

48
00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:08,121
♪ Sure of? ♪

49
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Frank?

50
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My mother has cancer.

51
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The bad kind?

52
00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,949
As opposed to?

53
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I'm gonna be an orphan.

54
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Well...

55
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things worked out
for Oliver Twist.

56
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And Annie.

57
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She found a way to abandon me

58
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one last time.

59
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The sun'll come out,
just like the song says.

60
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God, do you know how many years

61
00:02:57,174 --> 00:02:59,243
I've prayed for this moment?

62
00:03:00,512 --> 00:03:01,879
I'll be free.

63
00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:05,916
Well, this might not
be nice to say,

64
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but if anyone deserves cancer,

65
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it's your mother.

66
00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,561
Where's Grammy?
Frank took her to Sheila's

67
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late last night. She was
having trouble breathing.

68
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The chemicals from the fire
were aggravating her emphysema.

69
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Will the chemicals give
us emphysema?

70
00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,806
Probably, but we won't
know for 50 years.

71
00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,577
Carl, the team gives you
one helmet and if you break it,

72
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we can't afford to replace it.

73
00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,781
Don't matter. Season's over.
What?

74
00:03:34,816 --> 00:03:37,251
Coach got arrested for exposing
himself at the park.

75
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He was peeing being a shed.
A couple of seven-year-old girls

76
00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:41,321
saw "it."

77
00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:44,024
I don't get it. Half
the world has penises.

78
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Why do people get so upset
about seeing them? Context.

79
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What's that?

80
00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:51,198
When, how, where and with who.

81
00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,167
Ian, you played--
you could coach.

82
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Uh, can't. I got to work
after school, bud. Sorry.

83
00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,372
You going to school early?
Chemistry study group.

84
00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,774
Can you coach?

85
00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,442
I know nothing about football.

86
00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,811
It's just boys crashing
into one another.

87
00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:08,215
With pads. And some--
some rules.

88
00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,683
Ask Lip.
He won't do it.

89
00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,618
Wake him and ask.
Can't hurt.

90
00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,720
Lip!

91
00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:16,557
I could have done that.
Upstairs, please.

92
00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:24,499
Good morning, love.
Where's the pisser?

93
00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:27,501
Upstairs.
Oh, that's not happening.

94
00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:29,203
Get me a bucket.

95
00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:37,511
I heard you have cancer.

96
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Yeah.

97
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I hope it's painful.

98
00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,984
Your wish is granted.

99
00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:44,719
You've got two more.
Don't waste 'em.

100
00:04:44,754 --> 00:04:47,723
You'll be back
in your bed by tonight.

101
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The chemical smell from the
explosion will be over by then.

102
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It's not the flu, is it?

103
00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:58,668
No, just my body
feeding on itself.

104
00:04:58,702 --> 00:05:01,672
Sheila makes a top-notch
breakfast.

105
00:05:01,706 --> 00:05:03,908
I'm good with my
smokes and coffee.

106
00:05:03,942 --> 00:05:05,676
We don't smoke in the house.

107
00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:08,412
Well, good.
I won't have to share.

108
00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:09,981
Come on.

109
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Right there.

110
00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,758
Where are you going?
To the store.

111
00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:22,094
Repl... replenish your smokes.

112
00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:24,630
15 minutes. I'm timing you.

113
00:05:24,664 --> 00:05:26,298
And get me a new Bic--
a blue one.

114
00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:28,066
Not pink like that last one.

115
00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:33,538
O.J., Frank. No pulp.
Hey, numb nuts--

116
00:05:33,573 --> 00:05:35,741
toilet paper.

117
00:05:35,775 --> 00:05:37,944
I'm not going to drip dry.

118
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Oh, Kleenex.

119
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The best for the best.

120
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How do you take your coffee?

121
00:05:49,323 --> 00:05:51,658
With Baileys or not at all.

122
00:05:51,693 --> 00:05:52,793
I have some Bacardi.

123
00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,561
Pepsi to mix it with?

124
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Fresca.

125
00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:58,999
For fuck's sake.

126
00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,300
Fresca it is--

127
00:06:00,335 --> 00:06:02,135
Twiggy.

128
00:06:05,874 --> 00:06:08,742
Couldn't wake him.
Debbie, go brush your teeth.

129
00:06:08,776 --> 00:06:11,612
And tell Lip that ice cubes are
going down his shirt next.

130
00:06:11,646 --> 00:06:13,780
He's missed a week
of school already.

131
00:06:13,815 --> 00:06:15,515
Morning, Gallaghers.
Hi!

132
00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:16,783
Who likes coffee and doughnuts?
All right.

133
00:06:16,818 --> 00:06:18,385
Double latte, two sugars.

134
00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,357
What the fuck are you doing?
We were out getting coffees,

135
00:06:22,391 --> 00:06:24,626
and I thought,
"Hey, school's started.

136
00:06:24,661 --> 00:06:26,662
Why not pop by and give the kids
a ride like the old days?"

137
00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:29,164
No heads up so I could put pants on?
I like you with no pants on.

138
00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:32,435
Dude, your wife is standing right there.
No English.

139
00:06:38,676 --> 00:06:39,809
Does she ever leave your side?

140
00:06:39,843 --> 00:06:41,810
I bought coffee for Lip.

141
00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:45,347
Please, stop trying
to make this seem normal.

142
00:06:52,589 --> 00:06:54,424
Lip won't get up.

143
00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,492
Ooh, thanks for
the doughnuts, Jimmy.

144
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Yes. You know what, I get it.

145
00:06:58,261 --> 00:06:59,662
You think it's funny to call me

146
00:06:59,696 --> 00:07:01,830
Jimmy, but I think it's probably
time to give it a rest.

147
00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:05,400
Fat chance, Jim-Jim.
Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo.

148
00:07:05,435 --> 00:07:06,868
All right.

149
00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:10,005
I'm not doing this.
Doing what?

150
00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:12,741
This. Was there some
signal that I sent you

151
00:07:12,775 --> 00:07:15,109
that suggested popping
by would be cool?

152
00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:19,246
I just wanted to bring you a
coffee, start the day right.

153
00:07:21,383 --> 00:07:24,418
Figure out that chick who's sitting
on my sofa wearing your wedding ring,

154
00:07:24,452 --> 00:07:26,020
and then we'll talk.

155
00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:35,762
- Who wants a ride to school?
- I do.

156
00:07:35,796 --> 00:07:38,298
Great. Let's go.
We're going to figure this out.

157
00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,700
Just don't give up on me.
Please stop talking.

158
00:07:42,836 --> 00:07:44,136
Let's go!

159
00:07:45,138 --> 00:07:46,739
Lip!

160
00:07:46,773 --> 00:07:49,408
All right. Dig
the helmet, Carl.

161
00:07:49,442 --> 00:07:51,377
You play any ball growing up?

162
00:07:51,411 --> 00:07:52,878
Carl.
Yo.

163
00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:54,246
Junior high. Flanker.
What's a flanker?

164
00:07:54,281 --> 00:07:56,248
It's a white wide receiver.

165
00:07:57,484 --> 00:08:00,386
Hey, you doing anything
this afternoon?

166
00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:02,388
Carl!
What? We need a coach.

167
00:08:02,423 --> 00:08:04,257
For what?
Pop Rec Warner League.

168
00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:06,292
Flag?
Helmet to helmet.

169
00:08:06,326 --> 00:08:07,760
Fiona go to games?

170
00:08:07,794 --> 00:08:08,928
Never misses one.

171
00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:10,463
Call me "Coach."

172
00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:13,133
Awesome.

173
00:08:13,168 --> 00:08:15,903
Not a smart move, Jimmy.

174
00:08:43,998 --> 00:08:45,098
Hello, boys.

175
00:08:47,201 --> 00:08:49,168
The front door was locked,

176
00:08:49,202 --> 00:08:51,771
so I came in the back--
no pun intended.

177
00:08:51,805 --> 00:08:55,274
You might want to check
the locks.

178
00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:12,558
Um, I see that you're
preoccupied,

179
00:09:12,592 --> 00:09:15,727
so why don't we put this
little loan on my tab?

180
00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:21,367
As you were, sailors.

181
00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,372
Lip!

182
00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:28,842
Jesus!

183
00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,310
I covered for you while

184
00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:32,079
you've been going through
this shit, but enough.

185
00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,549
You been lying up here a week.
Shit is what we all go through.

186
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,818
We still got to get up and get shit done.
Is that from a Toby Keith song?

187
00:09:37,853 --> 00:09:40,020
School now.
I dropped out.

188
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,725
It's your senior year.
You're graduating.

189
00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:47,661
No.
Get up and get to school!

190
00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:50,164
You quit. Because Mom and
Dad were hooked on Oxy.

191
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,067
You were 13. Don't try
to win this argument.

192
00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:54,368
You got the golden ticket.

193
00:09:54,402 --> 00:09:56,437
You know it and I know it.

194
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,406
I'm going to get a job.
After you graduate.

195
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,109
I don't need another year of crappy
public high school education.

196
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,911
Here's the way life works.

197
00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:08,114
Mmm... You suck it up, you do
your work, you get your diploma,

198
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,951
and that little piece of paper tells every
other person who wanted to quit high school,

199
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,020
that you can follow through
and finish something.

200
00:10:14,055 --> 00:10:16,756
You don't have yours,
and you're doing fine.

201
00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:19,959
I'm going to stab you
in the chest. You're graduating.

202
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,862
I didn't and I still regret it.
Who's stopping you?

203
00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:25,031
Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you.

204
00:10:25,065 --> 00:10:26,799
Hey, don't do me any favors.

205
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,801
You're going back to school.

206
00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:31,404
Fine. I'll go back when you do.

207
00:10:31,438 --> 00:10:32,772
What?

208
00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:34,808
What? You get your diploma,
I'll get mine.

209
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,110
Sheila can help out with Liam.

210
00:10:37,144 --> 00:10:38,644
Debbie and Carl can
take care of themselves.

211
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,246
I'll go back, you go back.

212
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,882
We'll graduate together.

213
00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:45,418
Walk down the aisle--
all "Pomp and Circumstance."

214
00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:47,953
Hand in hand?

215
00:10:49,422 --> 00:10:50,589
All right.

216
00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:53,825
Fuck it. Sure.
Great.

217
00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,727
Put Liam in a stroller, we'll
hit the registrar's office.

218
00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:57,628
Hey, Fi?

219
00:10:57,663 --> 00:10:59,764
Huh?

220
00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:03,469
We gotta kill him.
C'mon! Open up!

221
00:11:03,503 --> 00:11:05,137
Fuck off! Look, nobody
will miss Frank, anyway.

222
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,607
We shoot him in the head,
we dump him in the river.

223
00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:08,975
Look, he has a lousy
short-term memory;

224
00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:10,076
he's probably already forgotten.

225
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,845
Can't chance that.

226
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,413
I'll talk to him.
Gotta cut his hands off,

227
00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:15,015
pull his teeth;
he can't even be identified.

228
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,117
You stay here, watch the store.
I'll take care of it.

229
00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:18,986
My Uncle Joe works at the
foundry; he'll dump the teeth

230
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,821
into the chrome plating vat
and it's done.

231
00:11:20,855 --> 00:11:22,990
Mickey, you need this job
for your probation.

232
00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:26,360
No, what I need is to take care
of Frank and his big mouth.

233
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,028
Stay here.

234
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,530
This won't take long.

235
00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:35,336
Go to Miss
Mclntyre's study hall

236
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:38,172
in room 392,
give her this from me.

237
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:41,043
Fill out your course
selections and bring it back.

238
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:42,711
Quickly. You've already
missed a week.

239
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,313
Good luck, sis.

240
00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:45,481
Miss Gallagher.

241
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:46,682
So, you quit
during your junior year?

242
00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:48,684
Halfway through.

243
00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:49,852
I came in and explained
the situation...

244
00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:50,886
I don't keep track of quitters.

245
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,688
Got enough on my plate.

246
00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:56,492
How many credits do I need
to get a diploma?

247
00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,561
Uh, looks to be about 38.

248
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:02,331
You have English, Trig,
World History, Earth Sciences.

249
00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:04,000
You're gonna be busy.

250
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:06,535
Is there a night school
here where I could do that?

251
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:09,371
Why don't you just
take the GED?

252
00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:10,806
It's for the quitters.

253
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,240
Uh-huh.

254
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,542
Is it as good as getting
your diploma? No.

255
00:12:14,577 --> 00:12:16,077
But it shows you know most of

256
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:17,879
what someone would've
learned in high school.

257
00:12:17,914 --> 00:12:20,649
Proves you're not
a total loser.

258
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:21,884
It's just a test?

259
00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:23,186
Something you can
do in one day?

260
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,855
Less than a day.
This is a practice test.

261
00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,658
If you can pass it, you won't
even need to take a prep course.

262
00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:30,927
Okay.

263
00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,271
Jack Daniels and orange juice

264
00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:45,074
mix better than I would've imagined.
Mickey's upset.

265
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:47,577
He thinks you're gonna
tell people what you saw.

266
00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:49,279
Take this in
to your grandmother.

267
00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:51,214
I'm serious.

268
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,283
Keep the money.
I'll pay Linda back myself.

269
00:12:53,317 --> 00:12:55,918
If you don't want to go in,
I don't blame you.

270
00:12:55,953 --> 00:12:58,087
Just lean it against the door
and ring the bell.

271
00:12:59,056 --> 00:13:00,991
Ding-dong, ditch it.

272
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,228
Coast clear?

273
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,399
Is twice yes or no?
I forgot.

274
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,204
Enough with that kazoo!

275
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,107
Coast is clear!

276
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,523
Hey. You guys got plans today?

277
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,193
I was gonna drop a Cialis
and stroke it.

278
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,527
I need help killing somebody.

279
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,995
Someone we care about?

280
00:14:15,029 --> 00:14:15,929
No.

281
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,030
Knife, gun or tire iron?

282
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,598
Gun's safest.

283
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,500
Not with today's forensics.

284
00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:22,169
Fine, a knife.
That's a lot of blood flow.

285
00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:24,137
One drop left behind,
that's life in the joint.

286
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,473
Why don't you tell me,
John Wayne Gacy?

287
00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:28,442
Kidnap and strangle.

288
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:31,145
Perfect.

289
00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:35,883
Where's your rophenol?

290
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,051
I ran out.

291
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,553
That quinceañera
over at Jamie's.

292
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,821
I got plenty of duct tape.

293
00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,522
Get it.

294
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:49,831
Thought you dropped out.
Uh, made a deal with Fiona.

295
00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:52,335
She'll blow her end, and I'll be
back home chilling in a week.

296
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,871
I'm gonna give the baby up
for adoption.

297
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:59,242
Sometimes I wonder if

298
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:01,577
getting high
makes it easier for me

299
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:04,146
to keep up with you
or more difficult.

300
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,381
I thought I was in love
with Jody; I'm not.

301
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:10,051
I thought it would be cool
to have a baby and love it,

302
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,653
but no, I suck at it.

303
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:14,656
I thought about aborting it,
but I'm this far along,

304
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:18,092
and even though I don't want it,
other people probably do.

305
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,893
So I figure why not

306
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:23,264
suck it up a few more months,
vag it out and sell it?

307
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,433
"Vag it out"?

308
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,135
Well, the truth hurts,
but it's still the truth.

309
00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:32,039
Well, you know, if you are gonna
let the baby live,

310
00:15:32,073 --> 00:15:33,540
maybe you should

311
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:34,708
stop smoking weed.

312
00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:36,777
Weren't Monica and Frank

313
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,212
on acid the whole time
you were in vitro?

314
00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:41,548
Uh, shrooms, mostly.

315
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:46,087
Well, you want to go to some
adoption agencies with me later?

316
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:49,557
I need someone to play the dad,
sign the paperwork.

317
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,726
You could help me
pick out a good buyer.

318
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,027
Oh!

319
00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:54,962
Mr. Healey,
how goes it?

320
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:55,896
Later.

321
00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,743
What the hell is this schedule
you signed up for?

322
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,578
Woodworking?
Auto Repair?

323
00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,214
Welding?
Hey, I'm just trying

324
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,982
to learn the skills
that can make me

325
00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:15,418
a productive member
of the working class, Mr. H.

326
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:18,322
You as my guidance counselor
should appreciate that.

327
00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:20,123
You have any idea
what it's like

328
00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:22,292
to be a guidance counselor
in this shit hole?

329
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,593
I get one

330
00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:25,262
National Merit Scholar

331
00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:26,797
every nine years.

332
00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:28,632
So there's not a
chance that you're not

333
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:30,967
going to live up to
your goddamn potential.

334
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:33,102
Feeling very "O Captain!
My Captain!" are we?

335
00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:35,605
I had a teacher who took
a special interest in me

336
00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:36,773
when I was about your age.

337
00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:37,974
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

338
00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:39,576
He use a condom or...?

339
00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:42,345
It was a woman, smart-ass.

340
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:46,349
And she showed me the way out,
changed my life.

341
00:16:46,383 --> 00:16:48,785
Yet you still ended up
in this job?

342
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:52,356
I had 22 years in the
Coast Guard before I got here.

343
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,459
And I retired a
lieutenant commander.

344
00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:57,829
Wow.
So you're gonna take Physics,

345
00:16:57,863 --> 00:17:01,032
Probability and Statistics,
Advanced Chemistry.

346
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,834
And you're gonna take the ACT,

347
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:04,637
and you're gonna get into

348
00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:09,508
either Yale or Harvard or MIT
on a full academic ride.

349
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:12,177
Give me your hand.

350
00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:14,779
At what point in your career
did you realize that your name,

351
00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:17,215
Dick, had become
a euphemism for cock?

352
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,818
Watch your mouth.

353
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,453
The ice you're standing on is

354
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:23,055
cracking all around
you, Phillip.

355
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:26,025
And I won't stand around
and watch you drown.

356
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,128
Get to class.

357
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:37,871
Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin
in Munchkin Land,

358
00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:40,974
verging on jigging
while that falling house

359
00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:42,676
called cancer is about to crush

360
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,811
the wickedest witch
on the South Side,

361
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,346
my mother, Margaret!

362
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,347
Cheers!

363
00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:50,383
Mmm.

364
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,751
Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev.

365
00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:53,018
Three dollars, Frank.

366
00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:54,720
Know why I ordered
a Bloody Mary?

367
00:17:54,754 --> 00:17:55,887
You lack vitamins?

368
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,089
I used to make these

369
00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,223
for Mother on Sundays.

370
00:17:58,258 --> 00:17:59,592
Every Sunday.

371
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,560
Horseradish, celery,

372
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:04,197
tomato juice, vodka.
Four fingers worth.

373
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,598
Bring it to her in her chair,

374
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,700
like she was the Queen of Spain.

375
00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,169
Spain got rid of their royalty.

376
00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:10,503
Three dollars, Frank.

377
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,205
I'd bring her her Bloody Mary,

378
00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:13,540
and she'd sniff it,

379
00:18:13,574 --> 00:18:15,208
and then stick

380
00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:17,343
the tippity tip
of her tongue in it,

381
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:19,212
testing it, and if I didn't

382
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:22,215
get it just right,
I'd get a smack.

383
00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:24,550
Yeah, she looked like
she'd be a spanker.

384
00:18:24,585 --> 00:18:26,919
Oh, no, no, not a spanking.

385
00:18:26,954 --> 00:18:30,122
Thought it was half-ass
corporal punishment.

386
00:18:30,156 --> 00:18:31,590
Thought, you want
to make an impression,

387
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,626
you got to hit kids
where it hurts,

388
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,128
in the face with a closed fist.

389
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:39,031
Not in the ass,
with all that padding.

390
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:41,400
I wish I could punch
my kid in the face.

391
00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:43,302
Looks just like my ex-wife.

392
00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:44,604
Tommy, you realize other people

393
00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,039
can hear you
when you speak, right?

394
00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:47,273
If I was off with even

395
00:18:47,308 --> 00:18:50,076
one part of her recipe, smack!

396
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:54,147
Deal was, if I didn't cry
the first time, she'd stop.

397
00:18:54,181 --> 00:18:58,284
But if I flinched
or shed a tear, another smack.

398
00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,253
Had a foster dad
once shaved half my head

399
00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:02,322
when I broke curfew.

400
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,623
Looked kinda badass, though.

401
00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:05,926
Flinch? Smack.

402
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,228
Misty? Smack.

403
00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:09,430
Yelp? Smack.

404
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,265
Every Sunday,

405
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,967
without fail.

406
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,805
Bloody Mary Sunday.

407
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:18,773
Gotta piss.

408
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,342
Watch my eggs.

409
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:23,978
Are those the good memories
of his mother

410
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:25,179
or the bad ones?

411
00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:26,948
Interchangeable, apparently.

412
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:29,084
Hey, what's happening, boys?
You seen Frank?

413
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:30,853
Frank who?
Don't give me "Frank fucking who?"

414
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:33,121
How many people
come in here named Frank?

415
00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:35,024
Hey, don't get salty, sweetie.

416
00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:37,159
There's Frank Stinson,
substitute math teacher

417
00:19:37,193 --> 00:19:38,160
who loves Sudoku.

418
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:39,595
There's Frank Salmon,

419
00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,997
comes in on Thursdays
with his softball buddies,

420
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,466
and there's Frank Migneault,

421
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,834
retired air traffic controller,

422
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:46,368
playing pool.

423
00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:48,304
Frank Gallagher.

424
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,638
Check the Rusty Hammer.

425
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,473
They got happy hour breakfast
9:00 to 11:00.

426
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:53,175
He's a bargain drinker.

427
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:11,193
Pat her down for weapons?

428
00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:12,528
She'll be gone by dinner.

429
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,996
My grandfather died
of lung cancer.

430
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,465
Lived with him
the last three months-- brutal.

431
00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:20,668
Was it chilly
in the tent last night?

432
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:23,171
Not too bad.

433
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:25,673
Has, uh, Karen mentioned me?

434
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:27,676
But you keep believing.

435
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,210
Slow and steady wins the race.

436
00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:30,912
Not often.

437
00:20:30,947 --> 00:20:32,581
You need the bucket?

438
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:37,219
No, I'm gonna climb
the stairs for this one.

439
00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:38,554
Ow!

440
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:40,589
Ooh!

441
00:20:44,594 --> 00:20:45,594
Are you okay?

442
00:20:45,629 --> 00:20:47,596
Here you go.
I don't need help.

443
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,766
How about a glass
of water, then?

444
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,768
What is that smell?

445
00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,770
Did someone step in dog doo?
Not me.

446
00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:03,878
Let's get you upstairs
and clean you up.

447
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:06,780
Oh!

448
00:21:06,815 --> 00:21:07,915
Oh!

449
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,051
Ooh!
Let me...

450
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:13,020
let me draw you a bath.

451
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,556
Let me get you a bath, sweetie.

452
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,424
Let me get you a bath.

453
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,393
Do you have something
for the pain?

454
00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:24,063
They gave me some Vicodin, but
I don't want to be all doped-up.

455
00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,298
I can get you
something stronger.

456
00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:26,732
No.

457
00:21:28,235 --> 00:21:29,602
Okay.

458
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:34,640
Geez! Open the windows.

459
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:35,941
It smells like a meth lab.

460
00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:37,276
I'm gonna get high
just standing here.

461
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,277
Lean into it.

462
00:21:38,311 --> 00:21:39,611
It's a manageable high.

463
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,447
Who's boning a barista?

464
00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:43,882
Steve brought by coffees
and his wife.

465
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,217
Bad times.

466
00:21:45,252 --> 00:21:46,719
He doesn't give up, does he?

467
00:21:46,754 --> 00:21:48,254
He's trying to wear me down.
Just keeps

468
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,457
showing up, hoping I'll
find him too irresistible.

469
00:21:50,491 --> 00:21:51,658
When guys get
focused on something,

470
00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:52,893
it's hard to get 'em off.

471
00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:54,594
They have one-task minds.

472
00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:56,597
Kevin turned down
a blow job today.

473
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:59,566
He only wants to get off
inside me now.

474
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,735
Obsessed with saving his
spunk for having a baby.

475
00:22:01,769 --> 00:22:04,271
Look at you, the romantic.

476
00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:05,939
It's one thing talking
about making a baby,

477
00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:07,941
another having to
raise it from scratch.

478
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:09,943
I don't know if I got
what it takes.

479
00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:11,412
You'll be a
kick-ass mother.

480
00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:13,914
So much shit you got to know--
SIDS, sleep habits,

481
00:22:13,948 --> 00:22:16,683
tooth decay, bullying.
You work in a nursing home.

482
00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:18,685
It's like taking care of
old people in reverse.

483
00:22:18,719 --> 00:22:20,954
You did great with
Ethel and Jonah.

484
00:22:20,989 --> 00:22:23,023
Come on. Imagine your
own kid that looks

485
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:24,625
like the two of you combined.

486
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:25,960
That will be one
drop-dead gorgeous child,

487
00:22:25,994 --> 00:22:27,761
I'll give you that.
Mm-hmm.

488
00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:30,164
What you doing?
Studying.

489
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,134
What?

490
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,602
You taking your GED?

491
00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:36,337
All right, Fi!
Made a deal with Lip

492
00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:38,106
that I'd go back to
school if he did.

493
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,674
Quiz me.

494
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,944
Who was the fourth president
of the United States?

495
00:22:42,979 --> 00:22:44,680
John Quincy Adams.

496
00:22:44,714 --> 00:22:47,349
James Madison.
Jasmine was right.

497
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,351
I should just have some rich
dude knock me up

498
00:22:49,386 --> 00:22:51,020
before it's too late.
We could be barefoot

499
00:22:51,054 --> 00:22:52,655
and pregnant together.

500
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:58,493
Frank here?

501
00:22:58,527 --> 00:22:59,895
No.

502
00:22:59,929 --> 00:23:01,897
When's he going to be back?

503
00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:03,498
For as long as I've been alive,

504
00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:06,335
I haven't known the answer
to that question.

505
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:15,310
That is the dirtiest white boy
in America.

506
00:23:15,345 --> 00:23:17,513
You have made a great choice

507
00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:19,015
to honor the budding life
inside you.

508
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,583
Time will tell.

509
00:23:20,617 --> 00:23:23,152
I'm sure we'll find the baby
a good home.

510
00:23:23,187 --> 00:23:26,155
Can you find me one?

511
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,690
The Catholic couple
that we'll place

512
00:23:27,724 --> 00:23:30,993
your baby with has most likely
struggled to get pregnant,

513
00:23:31,027 --> 00:23:34,396
so they are committed
to having a family.

514
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:36,198
Now, um, are...
are you limited

515
00:23:36,232 --> 00:23:37,933
to, uh, only Catholic families,

516
00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,768
or can other people apply?

517
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,236
We do attempt to find

518
00:23:41,271 --> 00:23:42,538
families of faith first.

519
00:23:42,572 --> 00:23:44,673
Yeah. Cool. So how
much do we get?

520
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,943
We'll be sure
to place your baby

521
00:23:46,977 --> 00:23:48,878
with parents
who can support it.

522
00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:51,014
Yeah, you...
you said that.

523
00:23:51,048 --> 00:23:52,682
How much do we get

524
00:23:52,717 --> 00:23:54,351
for the baby?

525
00:23:54,386 --> 00:23:57,922
This is a chance
to celebrate a life.

526
00:23:57,956 --> 00:23:59,757
So no money?

527
00:24:01,593 --> 00:24:03,393
Oxy...

528
00:24:03,428 --> 00:24:05,962
and Percocet, Valium.

529
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:07,230
Yikes.

530
00:24:07,264 --> 00:24:08,898
I also got
an I.V. morphine drip.

531
00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:10,567
Got a lot of friends I met

532
00:24:10,601 --> 00:24:12,202
in programs that end
in the letter "A."

533
00:24:12,236 --> 00:24:13,870
You still want a shower?

534
00:24:13,904 --> 00:24:15,538
Nah, I'm going to hit the tent.

535
00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:17,073
Karen could be home soon.

536
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,308
I don't want to upset
her and blow my chances.

537
00:24:20,644 --> 00:24:23,146
I'm... I'm going
to talk to her

538
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,148
about keeping the baby

539
00:24:25,182 --> 00:24:27,483
and about keeping
you in her life.

540
00:24:27,517 --> 00:24:30,086
Thanks, Mom.
You'd be an incredible daddy.

541
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,321
I've always wanted to be.

542
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,795
Ow.

543
00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:40,230
Take this.

544
00:24:40,264 --> 00:24:41,932
Wash it down.

545
00:24:47,472 --> 00:24:49,140
Ugh.

546
00:24:50,275 --> 00:24:52,844
She should really
be in hospice.

547
00:24:54,447 --> 00:24:56,014
God, life is just so...

548
00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:57,516
just...

549
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:01,287
You know, like, sometimes
don't you just want

550
00:25:01,321 --> 00:25:03,756
to shake your fists at it?

551
00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:07,426
Why does it have to be
so hard for people?

552
00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:24,344
It's going to be all right.

553
00:25:27,882 --> 00:25:31,051
Let's don't start lying
to each other now.

554
00:25:34,755 --> 00:25:36,456
Walked in on my mother

555
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,758
and my sixth-grade
teacher having sex once.

556
00:25:40,494 --> 00:25:43,463
That'll teach you not to play hooky.

557
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:46,801
My mother's nipples
were the size of sand dollars.

558
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,408
She was on top, riding him.

559
00:25:53,443 --> 00:25:54,843
He's underneath,
bucking like a horse

560
00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:56,678
who knows it's headed

561
00:25:56,713 --> 00:25:58,513
for the glue factory.

562
00:25:58,548 --> 00:26:01,082
She didn't even tell me
to leave the room.

563
00:26:07,057 --> 00:26:09,825
Tell Fiona you're coaching,
Jimmy?

564
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,162
Don't you tell her everything for me?
Family first.

565
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,731
Those of us with only one name
find that easy to remember.

566
00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,900
Haven't told her about this,
because I wasn't sure

567
00:26:16,934 --> 00:26:18,368
you were going to show up.

568
00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:20,169
You know, I'm just
trying to give back

569
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,704
to the community,
help some disadvantaged kids

570
00:26:21,738 --> 00:26:22,938
learn a great American sport.

571
00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:30,213
Yo. When do we get to tackle?

572
00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:31,881
Soon. Take a knee.

573
00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:34,717
All right, boys.

574
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:37,286
Football is all about

575
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,420
who wants it more.

576
00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:42,023
When you tackle,
aim low, hit hard!

577
00:26:42,057 --> 00:26:43,724
Who thinks they're man enough
to take me down?

578
00:26:43,758 --> 00:26:45,358
Huh?
You don't have pads on.

579
00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:46,526
We're just... we're
doing a walk-through.

580
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,360
Okay?

581
00:26:52,564 --> 00:26:53,764
Clean hit.

582
00:26:53,798 --> 00:26:55,633
I like it.

583
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:57,934
Oh...

584
00:26:57,968 --> 00:26:59,902
I wish I'd had a girl coach.

585
00:26:59,937 --> 00:27:02,304
I'd totally tap that.
Yeah.

586
00:27:02,338 --> 00:27:03,605
I love long hair.

587
00:27:04,807 --> 00:27:06,207
No, no, no.

588
00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:08,643
The one with the little
brunette pixieish cut.

589
00:27:08,677 --> 00:27:11,245
Like a 1963

590
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280
brunette Mia Farrow.

591
00:27:13,315 --> 00:27:14,548
No titties, all ass.

592
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:15,783
Just sit and spin her

593
00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:18,218
all night long.

594
00:27:18,252 --> 00:27:19,452
Heaven.

595
00:27:19,487 --> 00:27:21,654
I-I think
that's a dude.

596
00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:37,601
Start by filling out these.

597
00:27:37,636 --> 00:27:39,069
Now, uh, do you check,

598
00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:40,604
uh, the families

599
00:27:40,638 --> 00:27:41,838
for, you know, um,

600
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:43,439
alcohol and drug abuse?

601
00:27:43,473 --> 00:27:44,807
You know, make sure they have

602
00:27:44,841 --> 00:27:46,508
enough income
to feed it and stuff?

603
00:27:46,543 --> 00:27:47,910
We do.

604
00:27:47,944 --> 00:27:50,012
Right, and, uh, are the families

605
00:27:50,046 --> 00:27:53,314
mostly in the Chicago area
or the whole state?

606
00:27:53,349 --> 00:27:55,483
What's it matter?
We're getting rid of it.

607
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:57,785
You going to stalk it

608
00:27:57,819 --> 00:27:59,219
at its Little League games?

609
00:28:00,488 --> 00:28:02,289
Have you looked
at other options?

610
00:28:02,323 --> 00:28:04,425
Like aborting it? Yeah.

611
00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:06,093
But my dad taught me
it was murder,

612
00:28:06,128 --> 00:28:08,262
and the thing does have
a heartbeat and all.

613
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:10,030
Yeah, we went to see
the Catholics earlier.

614
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,300
We found out
they don't pay anything.

615
00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:13,802
Neither do we.

616
00:28:13,836 --> 00:28:16,204
I thought there was a separation
of church and state.

617
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:18,105
I'm not following you.

618
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:20,875
I get the Catholics went broke
with those pedophile lawsuits,

619
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:24,277
but how can the government
expect me not to smoke

620
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:28,181
or do drugs so that the baby
doesn't turn out

621
00:28:28,215 --> 00:28:30,450
a brain-damaged future criminal,

622
00:28:30,485 --> 00:28:31,885
yet expects me

623
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,320
to do all the work for free?

624
00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:43,895
Call my friend, Timothy.

625
00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:45,696
He's a family attorney.

626
00:28:45,730 --> 00:28:47,831
No, we can't afford a lawyer.

627
00:28:47,865 --> 00:28:50,300
Tell him Stacy sent you.

628
00:28:53,203 --> 00:28:54,637
Which of the following
political actions violated

629
00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:57,339
the principle of unalienable
rights of liberty

630
00:28:57,373 --> 00:28:58,740
that evolved
from the above excerpt

631
00:28:58,774 --> 00:29:00,375
of the Declaration
of Independence?

632
00:29:00,409 --> 00:29:02,978
One. In 1857, a U.S.
Supreme Court ruling

633
00:29:03,012 --> 00:29:04,312
promoted the
expansion of slavery

634
00:29:04,347 --> 00:29:05,547
in U.S. territories.

635
00:29:05,581 --> 00:29:07,016
Two...
That one.

636
00:29:07,050 --> 00:29:08,384
It's a, uh...

637
00:29:08,418 --> 00:29:09,685
multiple choice test.

638
00:29:09,719 --> 00:29:11,220
You want to hear
the other options?

639
00:29:11,254 --> 00:29:13,522
It's that one.
Hey, Mickey Milkovich

640
00:29:13,557 --> 00:29:16,058
came by earlier looking
for Frank, all sweaty.

641
00:29:16,092 --> 00:29:18,394
Isn't he working at the store
while you're at school?

642
00:29:18,428 --> 00:29:20,363
When he shows up.

643
00:29:20,397 --> 00:29:22,765
Why is he looking for Frank?

644
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,334
Probably getting high together.

645
00:29:25,302 --> 00:29:26,736
Dinner in 15 minutes.

646
00:29:26,771 --> 00:29:28,205
I'm going to head out
for a while.

647
00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:29,439
Where were you guys?

648
00:29:29,474 --> 00:29:30,774
Football practice.

649
00:29:30,808 --> 00:29:32,176
Thought your coach
got arrested.

650
00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:34,278
A new guy stepped
in to save the day.

651
00:29:34,312 --> 00:29:35,579
What do you know about football?

652
00:29:35,613 --> 00:29:37,948
Well, you... make a pass,

653
00:29:37,982 --> 00:29:39,583
sometimes you score.

654
00:29:39,617 --> 00:29:41,618
Ugh. I meant what
I said this morning.

655
00:29:41,653 --> 00:29:44,220
We got a big
scrimmage tomorrow.

656
00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:47,189
And I say that we celebrate
the guaranteed victory

657
00:29:47,224 --> 00:29:48,191
Yeah! by cooking a big
Brazilian dinner.

658
00:29:48,225 --> 00:29:49,926
What do you say?
Right, Esty?

659
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,060
"Esty."

660
00:29:51,094 --> 00:29:53,229
Tomorrow, come here.

661
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:55,432
Cook food.
<i>Si, si.</i>

662
00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:58,068
Eat. Eat. Uh... Uh, poor people.

663
00:29:58,102 --> 00:30:00,037
Crack. I help.

664
00:30:00,071 --> 00:30:01,538
Dude.

665
00:30:01,573 --> 00:30:03,807
Poor people? Awesome.

666
00:30:03,842 --> 00:30:05,109
See you tomorrow.

667
00:30:05,144 --> 00:30:07,111
Can we go bring Grammy back?

668
00:30:07,146 --> 00:30:10,281
She promised to teach us how to palm cards.
Grammy blew up the basement.

669
00:30:10,315 --> 00:30:12,450
We could've lost Carl. So she's
having a time-out at Sheila's.

670
00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:14,052
And you know,
when you're having a time-out,

671
00:30:14,086 --> 00:30:15,687
you don't get
to visit with your family.

672
00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:18,957
Yo, you pick out
all your classes?

673
00:30:18,992 --> 00:30:21,059
Taking my GED.

674
00:30:21,094 --> 00:30:22,894
Uh... no, that
wasn't the deal.

675
00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:25,796
Well, I still got to earn
money-- food, utilities.

676
00:30:25,831 --> 00:30:28,399
You finish your senior
year, I take the GED.

677
00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:31,068
I didn't agree to an equivalent.
If it's good enough for the state,

678
00:30:31,103 --> 00:30:33,305
it's good enough for me. Fine.
Then I'll take my GED.

679
00:30:33,339 --> 00:30:36,108
The GED is for quitters, not
geniuses. Put the pasta in

680
00:30:36,142 --> 00:30:39,011
when the water boils.
I have to go study.

681
00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:50,625
Why is she still here?

682
00:30:50,659 --> 00:30:52,160
No one came and picked her up.

683
00:30:52,194 --> 00:30:54,162
What's with the bed?

684
00:30:54,196 --> 00:30:55,196
Jody set it up.

685
00:30:55,231 --> 00:30:57,265
Mammoth heart, that Jody.

686
00:30:57,299 --> 00:30:59,367
Oh, it smells in here.

687
00:30:59,402 --> 00:31:01,337
I've rinsed the bucket
twice already.

688
00:31:01,371 --> 00:31:02,939
Get on the kazoo.

689
00:31:02,973 --> 00:31:06,809
Tell Jody to roll her
to a fire station

690
00:31:06,843 --> 00:31:08,844
and safe-haven
her ass.

691
00:31:08,879 --> 00:31:11,814
Frank, she's in pain.

692
00:31:11,849 --> 00:31:13,784
What... what's all this? Pills.

693
00:31:13,818 --> 00:31:15,686
Jody got them.

694
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,155
He even started an
I.V. drip-- morphine.

695
00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,358
How many milligrams?
He'd be the kind

696
00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:23,462
of son-in-law
that would take care of us

697
00:31:23,496 --> 00:31:25,197
in our later years.

698
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:26,465
You know?

699
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,668
Why don't you go upstairs?

700
00:31:28,702 --> 00:31:30,069
Get your rest.

701
00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:31,337
I'll sit with Mom.

702
00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:33,140
You sure?

703
00:31:33,174 --> 00:31:35,208
She's my mother.

704
00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:38,078
We're a good team,
Frank, you and I.

705
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:40,248
You're a good son.

706
00:31:40,282 --> 00:31:42,817
Well...
Make your peace with her.

707
00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:45,219
I don't think she
has a long time.

708
00:32:33,435 --> 00:32:34,936
Why we killing him again?

709
00:32:34,970 --> 00:32:36,938
He raped a girl.

710
00:32:36,973 --> 00:32:39,941
Statutory or catch and release?

711
00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:43,244
Shit. He's locking up.
No Frank.

712
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:44,913
Hey, man, you all right?

713
00:32:44,947 --> 00:32:46,615
You need a cab?

714
00:32:49,853 --> 00:32:51,520
Shit.

715
00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:03,534
Mm.

716
00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:14,411
Morning.

717
00:33:14,446 --> 00:33:17,181
Meg texted you from the club.
Says your last paycheck's in.

718
00:33:17,215 --> 00:33:19,783
I told her you'd go get it today.
Please don't take my phone.

719
00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:21,452
And please don't impersonate me.

720
00:33:21,487 --> 00:33:22,753
You left it in the bathroom.

721
00:33:22,788 --> 00:33:24,522
Liam almost dropped it
in the toilet.

722
00:33:24,556 --> 00:33:27,124
Where's Ian?
Left early again.

723
00:33:27,158 --> 00:33:29,327
Coming to my scrimmage today?
Wouldn't miss it!

724
00:33:29,361 --> 00:33:31,128
Should I bring some breakfast
over to Grammy?

725
00:33:31,163 --> 00:33:32,997
She gets hungry after
her morning cigarettes.

726
00:33:33,032 --> 00:33:35,333
Sheila has food at her house,
she'll feed her.

727
00:33:35,367 --> 00:33:37,035
Lip! Up!

728
00:33:37,069 --> 00:33:39,838
I don't have class till 10:00.
I'm gonna go help Kev.

729
00:33:39,872 --> 00:33:42,307
You like your classes this year?
I love them. Thanks.

730
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:44,376
Quite welcome.
Go learn your state capitals.

731
00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:45,977
Go fuck yourself.
Will do.

732
00:33:46,011 --> 00:33:47,479
Hey. Swing this at my head.

733
00:33:47,513 --> 00:33:49,714
I'm trying to
strengthen my neck.

734
00:33:54,687 --> 00:33:57,521
Awesome...

735
00:34:01,659 --> 00:34:03,226
I don't have any money.

736
00:34:03,261 --> 00:34:05,061
You got to lie low, Frank.

737
00:34:05,095 --> 00:34:06,362
Mother's laying down.

738
00:34:06,396 --> 00:34:09,532
A lot of pain. I...

739
00:34:09,566 --> 00:34:11,200
I got her pain pills.

740
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:12,701
Mickey thinks you're
going to tell everybody

741
00:34:12,735 --> 00:34:13,969
about what you saw.

742
00:34:16,372 --> 00:34:18,340
Men have always had men.

743
00:34:18,374 --> 00:34:23,012
DaVinci, Abe Lincoln,
the guy from <i>Hogan's Heroes.</i>

744
00:34:23,047 --> 00:34:24,480
Choose a gender,

745
00:34:24,515 --> 00:34:26,649
and find someone
who wants to fuck.

746
00:34:26,684 --> 00:34:29,252
Preferably...
for free.

747
00:34:29,287 --> 00:34:31,488
Mickey wants to kill you.

748
00:34:31,523 --> 00:34:33,523
I don't want him to go to Juvie.

749
00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:35,025
Hey.

750
00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:36,660
This is bad, Frank.

751
00:34:36,694 --> 00:34:38,895
What's happening to
my mother is bad.

752
00:34:38,930 --> 00:34:40,764
Very, very bad.

753
00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:43,200
Dying is bad.

754
00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:47,370
Try to avoid it, son.

755
00:34:51,909 --> 00:34:54,944
It's amazing, when you start
thinking about babies.

756
00:34:54,979 --> 00:34:56,880
My testicles have
never been my ally.

757
00:34:56,914 --> 00:34:58,715
It's a whole other thing,

758
00:34:58,749 --> 00:35:01,884
shifting from screwing just as,
you know, screwing,

759
00:35:01,918 --> 00:35:04,053
to screwing with the purpose
of creating a new person.

760
00:35:04,087 --> 00:35:05,454
Of course,
you know that already,

761
00:35:05,489 --> 00:35:07,723
you've proven your sperm
can spawn new life.

762
00:35:07,758 --> 00:35:09,291
Yeah, well, might not be mine.

763
00:35:09,326 --> 00:35:11,394
And it's a little different
when the baby's a surprise

764
00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:12,628
and the mother doesn't want it.

765
00:35:12,663 --> 00:35:14,596
Karen decide what
she want to do yet?

766
00:35:14,631 --> 00:35:16,565
No. We're seeing a family
attorney this morning.

767
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,900
Ask me again after school.

768
00:35:17,934 --> 00:35:19,535
You're back in school?

769
00:35:19,569 --> 00:35:22,304
Yeah. I promised Fiona
I'd go back if she did.

770
00:35:22,338 --> 00:35:24,206
Fiona's back in high school?

771
00:35:24,241 --> 00:35:25,741
Trying to get her GED.

772
00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:28,209
She'll fail.
Then I can quit again.

773
00:35:28,244 --> 00:35:29,444
She won't fail.
She's smart.

774
00:35:29,478 --> 00:35:31,479
Yeah, but...
not school smart.

775
00:35:31,513 --> 00:35:33,280
Dude, who the hell around here
is gonna go to school

776
00:35:33,314 --> 00:35:34,548
if the one really
smart guy quits?

777
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:35,916
That's not my problem.

778
00:35:35,951 --> 00:35:37,885
I disagree.
You want to quit something,

779
00:35:37,919 --> 00:35:39,719
quit trying to make
your life complicated.

780
00:35:39,753 --> 00:35:42,255
Go to school, and enjoy
being smarter than everyone,

781
00:35:42,289 --> 00:35:44,624
and become Master of
the Universe. I mean, fuck.

782
00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:46,393
Well, what if I don't want to
be Master of the Universe?

783
00:35:46,427 --> 00:35:49,596
Tough! You've got to be
one of those ridiculously rich,

784
00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:51,498
successful dudes, and put my kid

785
00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:52,766
through college someday.

786
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,401
But no pressure.

787
00:35:57,537 --> 00:35:59,137
How you feeling?

788
00:36:03,343 --> 00:36:04,743
Incredible.

789
00:36:04,777 --> 00:36:06,512
Let's go dancing.

790
00:36:09,816 --> 00:36:11,117
Christ.

791
00:36:11,151 --> 00:36:12,918
I shoulda ate more salads.

792
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,787
Do you want me to
get you one now?

793
00:36:14,821 --> 00:36:16,155
No.

794
00:36:16,189 --> 00:36:17,757
Did you call Fiona?

795
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,426
Well... she seemed

796
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,494
reluctant to-to have you

797
00:36:22,529 --> 00:36:23,796
come back home.

798
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:25,030
Reluctant?

799
00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:27,132
She said you set
her house on fire.

800
00:36:28,468 --> 00:36:31,203
Christ!

801
00:36:31,238 --> 00:36:34,640
Somehow, I've been banished
to ride this out

802
00:36:34,675 --> 00:36:36,141
in a stranger's house

803
00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:38,844
where none of my grandkids
come to visit me.

804
00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:41,881
And my son ran away with all
the painkillers you brought me.

805
00:36:41,915 --> 00:36:43,682
I'm on it.
Drug run!

806
00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:48,955
He's like a superhero.

807
00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,390
He's all right.

808
00:36:50,424 --> 00:36:51,725
And so are you.

809
00:36:51,759 --> 00:36:56,296
Monica-- you know, Frank's ex?--
she was a bitch.

810
00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:59,232
You're not a bitch.
Thank you.

811
00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:03,703
How do you do that?

812
00:37:03,737 --> 00:37:05,471
The "nice" thing?

813
00:37:05,506 --> 00:37:10,042
I was a shitty mother.
Shitty, shitty, shitty.

814
00:37:10,077 --> 00:37:12,645
But what are you gonna do? Cry?

815
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:14,380
Nah.

816
00:37:14,414 --> 00:37:17,416
Three of my four sons
turned out all right.

817
00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:19,651
None of them are
incarcerated, currently.

818
00:37:19,686 --> 00:37:22,087
So I'm not gonna complain.

819
00:37:24,057 --> 00:37:26,393
I'm sorry I pointed
that gun at you.

820
00:37:26,427 --> 00:37:29,330
Well...

821
00:37:29,364 --> 00:37:31,099
I never

822
00:37:31,133 --> 00:37:32,867
should've said your

823
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,537
cootchie smells like sulfur.

824
00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:37,106
I...

825
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,275
I've always taken care
of myself down there.

826
00:37:40,444 --> 00:37:42,244
Not easy, the older you get.

827
00:37:42,279 --> 00:37:44,213
Oh, don't I know it.

828
00:37:47,051 --> 00:37:48,184
Oh, Jesus God...

829
00:37:50,454 --> 00:37:52,555
Ah... Maybe.
Let me see if I can get Jody.

830
00:37:52,589 --> 00:37:54,089
Hold on.

831
00:38:03,635 --> 00:38:04,902
Where is he?

832
00:38:04,936 --> 00:38:06,737
I have no idea.
He's had 24 hours

833
00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:08,740
to run his mouth already.
Where is he?

834
00:38:08,774 --> 00:38:11,243
He won't.
If my dad finds out about this,

835
00:38:11,277 --> 00:38:12,778
he will kill me himself.

836
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,713
I've been to 16 bars,

837
00:38:14,748 --> 00:38:16,649
the homeless shelter,
shantytown under the El,

838
00:38:16,683 --> 00:38:18,651
your house, batty Sheila's...
where the fuck is he?

839
00:38:18,686 --> 00:38:21,821
I don't know!
Bullshit!

840
00:38:24,324 --> 00:38:25,557
You warned him.

841
00:38:25,591 --> 00:38:27,091
I hate him more than you do.

842
00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:28,927
I ain't stealing this.

843
00:38:28,961 --> 00:38:32,396
This is less than what I'm owed
for my hours this week.

844
00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:35,165
I'm done. Done... done.

845
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,800
Frank's walked in on Fiona
and all of her boyfriends,

846
00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,902
walked in on Lip and his girls.

847
00:38:38,936 --> 00:38:41,405
We got nothing to be ashamed of.
What fucking world do you live in?

848
00:38:41,439 --> 00:38:42,939
You can't...

849
00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:45,142
you can't... you know...

850
00:38:45,176 --> 00:38:48,579
I don't want you to...
What did I just say to you? Done is done.

851
00:38:48,613 --> 00:38:50,014
What, you think we're boyfriend
and girlfriend here?

852
00:38:50,048 --> 00:38:53,251
You're nothing but
a warm mouth to me.

853
00:38:53,285 --> 00:38:56,254
Sorry I gotta go kill your dad,
but I'm doing a lot of people

854
00:38:56,289 --> 00:38:58,657
a favor, including you.

855
00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:02,428
<i>You say go,</i>

856
00:39:02,462 --> 00:39:05,031
I'll put out the word.
All right, so you're a broker?

857
00:39:05,065 --> 00:39:07,467
I introduce you to a pool of
parents that want to adopt.

858
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:10,703
They want to make sure that the
baby gets good prenatal care,

859
00:39:10,738 --> 00:39:13,673
food, travel to and from
the doctor... I mean,

860
00:39:13,707 --> 00:39:15,174
these things cost
money, and they

861
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,443
pay cash for these things.

862
00:39:17,477 --> 00:39:19,211
And other things that you
might think that you need.

863
00:39:19,245 --> 00:39:24,182
A new computer, so you can read
up on all the Mommy Web sites.

864
00:39:24,216 --> 00:39:25,717
Maternity clothes.
Paternity clothes.

865
00:39:25,751 --> 00:39:27,720
I mean, you're young.

866
00:39:27,754 --> 00:39:30,357
As long as you
take your folic acid

867
00:39:30,391 --> 00:39:33,026
and avoid hard drugs,
you'll clean up.

868
00:39:33,061 --> 00:39:35,229
I like this guy.

869
00:39:35,263 --> 00:39:37,832
And you can always change
your mind, and keep the baby

870
00:39:37,866 --> 00:39:39,800
and the money
that they gave you.

871
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,168
But I wouldn't.

872
00:39:41,203 --> 00:39:44,204
Kids can be, uh...
a pain in the ass.

873
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,540
Here are some letters from
prospective parents lobbying me

874
00:39:47,575 --> 00:39:49,141
for an all-white baby.

875
00:39:49,176 --> 00:39:50,710
You look them over.

876
00:39:50,744 --> 00:39:53,580
See if any of
their prose sways you.

877
00:39:53,614 --> 00:39:55,082
In my experience, the deeper

878
00:39:55,116 --> 00:39:57,718
the flowery bullshit,
the richer they are.

879
00:39:57,752 --> 00:40:01,387
Wealthy, infertile people will
go all out trying to buy babies.

880
00:40:01,422 --> 00:40:03,189
Right. But they're still
good families, right?

881
00:40:03,224 --> 00:40:06,192
I mean, you make sure
they're going to decent parents?

882
00:40:06,226 --> 00:40:07,760
Since when is rich not good?

883
00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:14,934
Something a little extra
in there for you.

884
00:40:14,969 --> 00:40:17,403
Ah, you covered my
ass a few times,

885
00:40:17,437 --> 00:40:18,705
never called in fake sick.

886
00:40:18,739 --> 00:40:19,939
Thanks.

887
00:40:19,974 --> 00:40:21,741
Customers sure do love you.

888
00:40:21,775 --> 00:40:23,777
No way you can stay on?

889
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:26,413
Summer's over. Nobody left at
home to watch my baby brother.

890
00:40:26,447 --> 00:40:28,682
Well, we might be opening up
a new club soon.

891
00:40:28,716 --> 00:40:31,351
Upscale, tips are gonna be good.
I appreciate it, Meg.

892
00:40:31,386 --> 00:40:32,619
I just...

893
00:40:32,654 --> 00:40:34,188
I just can't.

894
00:40:34,222 --> 00:40:35,589
But you're good with people.

895
00:40:35,624 --> 00:40:40,227
And not just people who nap
and use sippy cups.

896
00:40:40,261 --> 00:40:42,529
There's not much flexibility
when your childcare worker

897
00:40:42,563 --> 00:40:44,431
has to go back to
elementary school.

898
00:40:44,465 --> 00:40:46,899
Gonna need a third
assistant manager soon.

899
00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:48,701
Kiomi's heading back to Tokyo

900
00:40:48,736 --> 00:40:50,236
to get married to
that jerk from Nokia.

901
00:40:50,271 --> 00:40:52,472
I can't work nights.

902
00:40:52,507 --> 00:40:55,308
Liam needs me during
the day. I like him.

903
00:40:55,343 --> 00:40:57,144
Most of the time, he likes me.

904
00:40:58,479 --> 00:41:01,047
Well, if things change,
track me down.

905
00:41:01,082 --> 00:41:03,716
Hey. Yeah.

906
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:09,989
These douches sent me a picture
of a tree with a swing in it.

907
00:41:10,023 --> 00:41:13,093
And this guy's wearing
a Tommy Bahama shirt.

908
00:41:13,127 --> 00:41:14,561
I'm not letting my kid

909
00:41:14,595 --> 00:41:18,264
get molested by some guy
in a Tommy Bahama shirt.

910
00:41:18,299 --> 00:41:20,467
Prada, maybe.

911
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,135
Why is this such a joke to you?

912
00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:24,070
It's not a joke.

913
00:41:24,105 --> 00:41:26,006
I'm providing a valuable service

914
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,774
to losers who God
doesn't want having kids.

915
00:41:27,808 --> 00:41:29,609
And I'm getting paid.
Oh, yeah, but don't you think

916
00:41:29,644 --> 00:41:31,244
it's a little messed up?

917
00:41:31,278 --> 00:41:35,281
You know, our kid's gonna
be out there alive.

918
00:41:35,316 --> 00:41:37,850
You know, living life,
looking like us,

919
00:41:37,885 --> 00:41:39,619
being raised by strangers?

920
00:41:39,653 --> 00:41:42,488
Who says it's yours?

921
00:41:42,522 --> 00:41:44,089
The 200 times we fucked!

922
00:41:44,124 --> 00:41:45,691
We weren't exclusive.

923
00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:47,259
Stop making this a big deal.

924
00:41:47,293 --> 00:41:49,294
I'm merely the manufacturer.

925
00:41:49,329 --> 00:41:51,296
If there's a market
for babies out there,

926
00:41:51,331 --> 00:41:52,864
I'm gonna corner my share.

927
00:41:52,899 --> 00:41:54,866
Who knows? I might just
do this every year.

928
00:41:54,901 --> 00:41:57,302
Make a mint.

929
00:41:57,336 --> 00:41:59,470
<i>♪ And you say, go slow ♪</i>

930
00:41:59,504 --> 00:42:01,906
♪ I fall behind ♪

931
00:42:03,508 --> 00:42:05,476
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪

932
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:07,511
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪

933
00:42:07,545 --> 00:42:09,213
♪ And you will find me ♪

934
00:42:09,247 --> 00:42:11,482
♪ Time after time... ♪
Stop it, please.

935
00:42:11,516 --> 00:42:12,816
Me or Jody?
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪

936
00:42:12,851 --> 00:42:15,319
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
Both of you.

937
00:42:15,353 --> 00:42:17,187
♪ Time after time... ♪
Please!

938
00:42:18,856 --> 00:42:21,191
Well...

939
00:42:21,225 --> 00:42:23,660
you're looking very beautiful.

940
00:42:23,695 --> 00:42:25,162
I am not.

941
00:42:25,196 --> 00:42:26,530
And no toenail polish

942
00:42:26,564 --> 00:42:28,866
is gonna fix it.

943
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,668
Everyone's beautiful
on the inside.

944
00:42:32,004 --> 00:42:34,339
Way, way inside.

945
00:42:34,373 --> 00:42:36,475
Have the coroner cut me open
when this is done

946
00:42:36,509 --> 00:42:38,177
and see if that's true.

947
00:42:38,211 --> 00:42:39,745
I need a drink.

948
00:42:39,779 --> 00:42:41,413
Sorry I couldn't
rustle up more drugs for you.

949
00:42:41,447 --> 00:42:43,081
Shipment lands tonight.
Can you ride it out?

950
00:42:43,116 --> 00:42:45,250
At the Alibi,

951
00:42:45,284 --> 00:42:46,050
yes.

952
00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:47,919
Sheila, get me three

953
00:42:47,953 --> 00:42:50,922
big envelopes and some stamps.

954
00:42:50,956 --> 00:42:52,390
We're off to the Alibi.

955
00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:56,160
I don't like to
leave the house.

956
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:58,094
Well, suck it up.

957
00:42:58,129 --> 00:42:59,262
You need to get me

958
00:42:59,296 --> 00:43:01,264
out of this morgue.

959
00:43:01,298 --> 00:43:04,200
I owe you a drink,
at the very least.

960
00:43:04,234 --> 00:43:05,535
What are you doing?

961
00:43:05,569 --> 00:43:08,004
Sending cash to my sons.

962
00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:12,875
That will make Frank
very happy.

963
00:43:12,909 --> 00:43:14,510
Frank gets none.

964
00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:19,548
That's what happens
when you steal my drugs.

965
00:43:19,582 --> 00:43:23,352
Accretion onto a stationary
black hole has been solved

966
00:43:23,386 --> 00:43:25,287
analytically only

967
00:43:25,321 --> 00:43:27,689
under the assumption
of spherical symmetry.

968
00:43:27,723 --> 00:43:32,059
Who used the Newtonian treatment
of accretion?

969
00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:34,694
Who used the full
general relativistic one?

970
00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:37,731
It's in your
textbooks. Anyone?

971
00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:39,132
Mr. Gallagher?

972
00:43:41,969 --> 00:43:44,071
What?

973
00:43:44,105 --> 00:43:46,040
Do you know the answer?

974
00:43:48,577 --> 00:43:51,312
Uh, I believe the answer
to that question, um,

975
00:43:51,346 --> 00:43:54,481
like the answer
to most questions, is fuck you.

976
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,051
Anyone else?

977
00:43:58,086 --> 00:43:59,619
Newtonian accretion?

978
00:43:59,654 --> 00:44:03,156
No, really, the answer
is fuck you!

979
00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:12,398
Frank's at the Alibi.

980
00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:13,399
I got this.

981
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:14,767
No, we got your back.

982
00:44:14,801 --> 00:44:16,302
I know you do, but I got it.

983
00:44:16,336 --> 00:44:17,736
I hate rapists, too.

984
00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:19,138
Okay, so get the next one.

985
00:44:19,172 --> 00:44:21,506
We're coming.
Grab a mask.

986
00:44:27,013 --> 00:44:28,147
Miss Gallagher?

987
00:44:28,181 --> 00:44:29,582
Yeah. Come on in.

988
00:44:29,616 --> 00:44:31,584
I didn't know
if you remembered me.

989
00:44:31,618 --> 00:44:32,985
Of course, Mr. Healey.

990
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,287
How are you?

991
00:44:34,321 --> 00:44:36,623
Well, one more year
till full pension,

992
00:44:36,657 --> 00:44:37,758
then it's taillights.

993
00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:38,759
Congrats.

994
00:44:38,793 --> 00:44:40,427
What's up?

995
00:44:40,462 --> 00:44:42,997
Lip's been expelled.

996
00:44:43,031 --> 00:44:44,265
What?

997
00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,467
Threw a chair through a window.

998
00:44:45,501 --> 00:44:46,468
Come on. Expelled?

999
00:44:46,502 --> 00:44:47,802
Smoking dope in the bathroom,

1000
00:44:47,836 --> 00:44:49,871
telling teachers to eff off.

1001
00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:52,673
But I called around
to a few friends.

1002
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:56,043
I used to coach wrestling
over at Mckinley.

1003
00:44:56,077 --> 00:44:58,179
They'll take him.

1004
00:44:58,213 --> 00:45:00,548
But they won't put up

1005
00:45:00,582 --> 00:45:02,083
with any of his
smart-ass stuff.

1006
00:45:03,752 --> 00:45:05,720
Thank you, Mr. H.

1007
00:45:07,656 --> 00:45:10,158
Don't let him
screw it up, Fiona.

1008
00:45:14,998 --> 00:45:17,466
Why'd you quit drinking?

1009
00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:19,335
The first time I quit,
I woke up one morning

1010
00:45:19,369 --> 00:45:21,337
after I'd slept with
my best friend's fiancée.

1011
00:45:21,371 --> 00:45:23,472
Felt really, really awful.

1012
00:45:23,506 --> 00:45:25,007
Bad hangover, huh?

1013
00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:27,509
Gin or Tequila?

1014
00:45:27,543 --> 00:45:29,044
Beer.
Beer?

1015
00:45:29,078 --> 00:45:30,679
So I made a list

1016
00:45:30,713 --> 00:45:33,048
of the top 50 stupidest
things I'd ever done.

1017
00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:35,050
All 50 were done drunk.

1018
00:45:35,084 --> 00:45:35,984
Took that as a sign.

1019
00:45:36,018 --> 00:45:38,186
Stop. Mail these.

1020
00:46:09,319 --> 00:46:11,286
Was that on purpose?

1021
00:46:11,321 --> 00:46:12,688
It was.

1022
00:46:29,106 --> 00:46:30,773
- Hey, it's Lip.
- Leave me a me a message.

1023
00:46:30,808 --> 00:46:31,941
Seriously,

1024
00:46:31,975 --> 00:46:33,376
dude, seriously?

1025
00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:34,844
Explain this to me.

1026
00:46:35,845 --> 00:46:37,112
Hi!

1027
00:46:46,590 --> 00:46:47,957
Yes!

1028
00:46:47,991 --> 00:46:49,159
Yeah!
Yes!

1029
00:46:49,193 --> 00:46:51,394
Go, Carl!

1030
00:46:51,429 --> 00:46:54,231
Good job, buddy!

1031
00:46:55,199 --> 00:46:58,669
You got owned, punk, owned!

1032
00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:07,143
All right, I got to go.

1033
00:47:07,178 --> 00:47:08,845
Jody.

1034
00:47:08,879 --> 00:47:09,980
Tent time.

1035
00:47:10,014 --> 00:47:11,781
You give humanity a good name.

1036
00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:14,618
Peg.

1037
00:47:14,652 --> 00:47:15,986
I need a pen.

1038
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,921
Oh.

1039
00:47:17,955 --> 00:47:21,024
According
to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross,

1040
00:47:21,059 --> 00:47:22,460
there's five stages of death,

1041
00:47:22,494 --> 00:47:23,828
and you're
in the acceptance stage.

1042
00:47:23,862 --> 00:47:26,364
I was just trying
to get hit by a bus

1043
00:47:26,398 --> 00:47:29,100
so my family could
sue the city.

1044
00:47:29,135 --> 00:47:32,637
You're facing death
with acceptance,

1045
00:47:32,672 --> 00:47:35,040
and that's good.

1046
00:47:36,076 --> 00:47:38,611
Do you have a plastic bag?

1047
00:47:38,645 --> 00:47:40,146
Are you gonna be sick
to your stomach?

1048
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,814
I need a plastic bag.

1049
00:47:41,849 --> 00:47:43,483
Ziploc or garbage?

1050
00:47:43,517 --> 00:47:45,585
Anything will do.
Okay, okay.

1051
00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:50,790
Run up a couple blocks.

1052
00:47:50,825 --> 00:47:52,159
I'm gonna come from behind.

1053
00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:53,894
I'll catch him in an alley
and get it done.

1054
00:48:01,436 --> 00:48:03,471
♪ You got the right time ♪

1055
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,172
♪ This is the right time ♪

1056
00:48:05,207 --> 00:48:06,340
♪ You got the callback ♪

1057
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,809
♪ You got the handout ♪

1058
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:12,046
♪ You've seen the sign
and the sign says "Leave here" ♪

1059
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,314
♪ You got just one step ♪

1060
00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:14,815
♪ This is the one step ♪

1061
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,884
♪ You got the part, girl ♪

1062
00:48:16,918 --> 00:48:18,886
♪ Right, you want this? ♪

1063
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,154
♪ You found the pulse ♪

1064
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,590
♪ Now you're all out
and over this ♪

1065
00:48:22,624 --> 00:48:24,325
♪ You've seen the sign,
and the sign says... ♪

1066
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,997
♪ You got the one step,
this is the one step... ♪

1067
00:48:49,284 --> 00:48:51,251
Hey...

1068
00:48:51,286 --> 00:48:52,452
Officer,

1069
00:48:52,487 --> 00:48:53,787
oink oink.

1070
00:48:56,724 --> 00:48:59,259
♪ You lit the wire,
now it's burning. ♪

1071
00:48:59,293 --> 00:49:00,593
Does that violate my probation?

1072
00:49:00,628 --> 00:49:01,928
Shut up!

1073
00:49:01,963 --> 00:49:04,965
Go into the light,

1074
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,235
go into the light.

1075
00:49:08,604 --> 00:49:10,038
Go.

1076
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:11,639
It's not working.

1077
00:49:11,674 --> 00:49:13,641
Be brave.

1078
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:17,211
I can't die looking at you.

1079
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,546
Well, close your eyes.

1080
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:19,914
It was too hot.

1081
00:49:19,948 --> 00:49:21,015
Oh.

1082
00:49:22,284 --> 00:49:24,385
Hold my nose, suffocate me.

1083
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,087
Really?
Yeah.

1084
00:49:26,122 --> 00:49:28,723
Same idea as the bag,
but it'll go quicker.

1085
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:30,492
Well, should I wash
my hands first?

1086
00:49:30,526 --> 00:49:31,493
Just do it.

1087
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,967
How's that?

1088
00:49:39,001 --> 00:49:40,402
I am still breathing
out of this mouth.

1089
00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,937
Okay, well, I can cover it
with my other hand.

1090
00:49:42,972 --> 00:49:44,573
No, my survival instinct

1091
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:46,809
will kick in
and I'll just end up

1092
00:49:46,843 --> 00:49:47,944
biting you.

1093
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,114
How about a pillow?

1094
00:49:51,148 --> 00:49:53,083
Think you're strong enough
to hold it over my face

1095
00:49:53,117 --> 00:49:54,918
and finish the job?

1096
00:49:54,953 --> 00:49:58,856
Well, I'm...
I'm strong enough to try.

1097
00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:05,763
This isn't considered murder?

1098
00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:07,965
Not if I give you permission.

1099
00:50:12,404 --> 00:50:14,471
Do you give me your permission

1100
00:50:14,506 --> 00:50:17,174
to hold this pillow
over your face?

1101
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,176
I do.

1102
00:50:21,913 --> 00:50:24,648
Good-bye, Sheila.

1103
00:50:24,682 --> 00:50:27,952
Good-bye, Peg.

1104
00:50:27,986 --> 00:50:29,654
Don't pussy out on me.

1105
00:50:30,689 --> 00:50:32,690
Okay.

1106
00:50:51,445 --> 00:50:53,012
Oh, wow.

1107
00:50:53,046 --> 00:50:55,147
Well... hold it.

1108
00:50:55,182 --> 00:50:59,018
Oh, go, go into the light.

1109
00:50:59,053 --> 00:51:00,853
Go in-- go into the light.

1110
00:51:00,888 --> 00:51:03,089
Uh...

1111
00:51:03,124 --> 00:51:05,526
your, your sins are forgiven.

1112
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,495
Go into the light.

1113
00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:10,932
Tell St. Peter you're sorry

1114
00:51:10,966 --> 00:51:13,935
for being so shitty.

1115
00:51:13,969 --> 00:51:15,904
Do it while you still have
your breath.

1116
00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:36,456
Uh, Frank, your mother's passed.

1117
00:51:48,402 --> 00:51:50,370
Do you have a paring knife?

1118
00:51:50,404 --> 00:51:51,404
You're not cooking dinner.

1119
00:51:51,438 --> 00:51:53,372
Oh, come on.
Let him.

1120
00:51:56,410 --> 00:51:57,443
Hey!

1121
00:51:57,478 --> 00:51:58,444
Hey.

1122
00:51:58,479 --> 00:51:59,713
Expelled?

1123
00:51:59,747 --> 00:52:01,248
You win.

1124
00:52:01,282 --> 00:52:02,416
I win?

1125
00:52:02,450 --> 00:52:03,617
That's all you have to say?

1126
00:52:03,651 --> 00:52:05,085
I lose.
Well, you're lucky

1127
00:52:05,119 --> 00:52:06,386
for a loser.

1128
00:52:06,421 --> 00:52:07,654
Mr. Healey got you
into another school.

1129
00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:09,389
Yeah, I'm not going.
You are.

1130
00:52:09,424 --> 00:52:10,390
No, I'm not.

1131
00:52:10,424 --> 00:52:11,591
Guys, guys, calm down.

1132
00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:13,393
Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out.

1133
00:52:13,428 --> 00:52:14,828
You are finishing high school.

1134
00:52:14,862 --> 00:52:16,063
I've done a year more than you.

1135
00:52:16,097 --> 00:52:17,164
This isn't about me.

1136
00:52:17,198 --> 00:52:18,999
So, what, you want me
to bust my ass,

1137
00:52:19,033 --> 00:52:20,400
get a diploma
and a high-paying job,

1138
00:52:20,434 --> 00:52:22,268
so I can buy you all
houses and shit

1139
00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,404
while you lay around
doing fuck-all?

1140
00:52:24,438 --> 00:52:25,772
I'm down for that.

1141
00:52:25,806 --> 00:52:27,941
Why is that on me, huh?

1142
00:52:27,975 --> 00:52:30,177
Because I've done
all right on some tests?

1143
00:52:32,881 --> 00:52:35,616
No, I'll pull my weight,
but I'm not going to be

1144
00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:37,118
the fucking golden goose!

1145
00:52:37,152 --> 00:52:39,253
School or out.
What?

1146
00:52:39,287 --> 00:52:41,589
My job is to keep
this house going.

1147
00:52:41,623 --> 00:52:43,657
Busting my ass for you,

1148
00:52:43,692 --> 00:52:45,359
working eight jobs,
making meals,

1149
00:52:45,394 --> 00:52:46,861
keeping everything straight.

1150
00:52:46,895 --> 00:52:48,963
Your job is school!

1151
00:52:48,997 --> 00:52:51,532
School or leave.

1152
00:53:12,087 --> 00:53:13,154
What are you doing?

1153
00:53:13,188 --> 00:53:15,456
Well, I'm not going
back to school, so

1154
00:53:15,491 --> 00:53:17,492
I guess it means I'm leaving.

1155
00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:34,843
Lip, come back!

1156
00:53:36,412 --> 00:53:38,947
Lip!

1157
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,473
Mom died.

1158
00:54:08,944 --> 00:54:10,845
Aw...

1159
00:54:19,681 --> 00:54:25,556
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

1160
00:54:28,554 --> 00:54:29,379
Lip?

1161
00:54:29,548 --> 00:54:31,443
- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Mom!

1162
00:54:31,538 --> 00:54:32,858
Mimosa?

1163
00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:38,159
Oh, jeez!
In the kitchen!?

1164
00:54:38,252 --> 00:54:41,514
Give Debbie some mommy time.
Might be the only one she gets.

1165
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,033
If I was rich, then you'd
consider keeping the kid with me?

1166
00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:45,224
How rich?

1167
00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:47,215
I think you should consider
keeping the baby,

1168
00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:48,845
and Jody.

1169
00:54:49,101 --> 00:54:50,227
Let me stay here for a bit.

1170
00:54:50,322 --> 00:54:53,046
I'll piss her off so much, she'll
be back here door step in a heart beat.

1171
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:54,344
You're living at Steve's!?

1172
00:54:54,443 --> 00:54:56,081
This has nothing to do with you!