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- Welcome to paths of love.
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I'm hilton fox.
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This is the show
where you get a second chance
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At a chance meeting.
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Melinda, you're down
to your last heart.
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Who do you choose
to protect it?
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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- I choose...
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- [clicks tongue]
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♪
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- Todd.
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[confused murmurs]
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- Where's todd?
- Oh, crap.
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- Where's todd?
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- Cut!
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Donna, where's todd?
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- Oh, come on.
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- Jay, where's todd?
What's going on?
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- Scott--
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- Look, all you have to do
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Is line the people up
in a row.
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You want me to fix it?
Look, watch this.
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Take one white guy,
put him in a suit
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Along with the rest
of the backstreet boys,
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Boom, and you fall in love.
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There we go.
Show done.
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- Could you take care
of business, please?
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'cause every second
is costing me money.
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- I hope todd's okay.
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- Todd kramer,
caucasian, 20s,
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Was driving at
an accelerated rate,
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Lost control
of his vehicle,
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Flipped into the ditch,
and is now in a coma.
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A tragic yet totally
avoidable accident.
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However, not a crime.
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[feet stomping]
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- Good morning, lassie.
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May I take a look
at those photos?
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Come on,
just a quick gander.
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I'll trade you gus'
half-eaten cruller
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For a baby peek.
- No, you won't.
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- Knock yourself out.
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- Give him the donut.
- No.
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- It's your half cruller,
that was the deal.
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You can get a brand-new donut--
- I don't care!
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- Just give him the cruller.
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Do you see that?
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Salad dressing.
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- Brake fluid, shawn.
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- Huh.
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Lassie, I am sensing
something very non-salady
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And very non-accidenty
about these photos.
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- How desperate are you to make
something outta nothing?
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- Pretty--pretty desperate.
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Thanks, lassie.
Drive safely.
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- Pardon me.
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My name is steve rollins,
and I couldn't help but overhear
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You talking about
the car accident.
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And I think you're right.
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I think there was
foul play involved.
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- Really?
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Why is that?
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- Well, the victim
was a participant
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On a reality dating show
that I'm directing.
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Um, look, these are only
my own suspicions, mind you,
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But something
is not right here.
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And I had to come down here
and tell someone.
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Is there a detective
I should talk to?
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- You are in luck.
We're detectives.
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- Of the psychic variety.
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My name is shawn spencer.
This is my partner, larenz tate.
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- That would be cool,
but burton guster is the name.
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- If you guys want,
you could come down to the set
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And I could tell you
everything that I know.
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- Yes, that sounds like--
- we'll be there.
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Shawn?
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This guy steve
has worked
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On all six seasons
of california survivorman.
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He really knows his stuff.
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- Fantastic, I'll pitch him all
my genius reality ideas.
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- No, no, shawn.
Please don't.
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All your ideas sound insane.
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- You must be out
of your damn mind.
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Punk my mom.
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The girl or the bear.
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So you think you can
think you can dance.
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Don't touch that,
it's infected.
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These are all slam dunks.
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- See, that's your
problem right there, shawn.
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You're trying to make
a mockery of reality tv.
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These are the docudramas
of our time.
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- Hey, fellas.
Hey, you made it.
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- Damn right we did.
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- All right, well, come on.
Come on, come with me.
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- Cool.
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- What is this show, steve?
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- It's called paths of love.
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All the guys are men
that the bachelorette
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Could have had contact with.
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You know, the local guy
at her coffee house,
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A guy at the gym.
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Hence the title
paths of love.
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- How does this dude
know melinda?
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- Todd was a model
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Whose face is on a billboard
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Just outside
melinda's office.
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I'm telling you guys,
someone is after him.
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I mean, this light
almost fell on him
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While he was
in the hot tub,
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And a loose balcony railing
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Almost gave way
while he was leaning on it.
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- Sounds like what you need
is a good contractor,
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Not a detective.
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- That's what I thought
until I saw this.
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- Okay.
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- Something's going on here.
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I'm getting freaked out.
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There's people watching me.
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I don't trust these guys.
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- Look, I know when a contestant
is playing to the camera.
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This guy seems
legitimately freaked out.
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And then his car
goes off a cliff.
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Shawn, you're a psychic.
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You must sense something
is going wrong here.
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- Perhaps yes,
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But in order
to know for sure
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I'll need to get closer.
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Full access.
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I need to touch, see, feel...
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Pitch.
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- Pitch?
- Please don't.
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- Check this out.
Just go with me, okay?
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Guy shows up,
knocks on a door, right?
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It's his big
overnight date, you know?
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He's showered,
he feels fresh, he feels good.
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He's got something
going on down here.
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Door opens, boom, it's--
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- A bear, yeah.
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The japanese
already tried that.
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Too many people died.
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- What?
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Man, the japanese
ruin everything.
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- Guys, jay gets
pitched stuff 24/7.
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I mean, look at--
there's a sample
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Of everything that comes
across his desk in a day.
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- Conjugal midwife.
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Man versus pneumonia.
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- I need to get
to the bottom of this.
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Okay, but I can't have
the creator of the show knowing.
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He's not gonna dig
having a couple detectives
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Snooping around, you know,
ruining his pet project.
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- No.
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There's only one way
gus and I know
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How to investigate
and go completely unnoticed.
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[romantic music]
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- We have not one,
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But two twists,
and here they are.
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Dr. Shawn womack
and burton guster.
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- Who are those guys?
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- Did you tell
jules about this?
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- No.
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No, I most certainly
did not.
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[the friendly indians'
I know you know]
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♪
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- ♪ I know you know
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♪ that I'm not telling
the truth ♪
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♪ I know you know
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♪ they just don't have
any proof ♪
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♪ embrace the deception
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♪ learn how to bend
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♪ your worst inhibitions
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♪ tend to psych you out
in the end ♪
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♪ I know you know
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- Well, as it turns out
I could have met melinda
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A while back at
santa barbara mercy hospital
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When she had
her appendix removed.
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I was one floor up
doing my surgical residency
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In pulmonary matters.
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I'm a heart surgeon
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And sometimes brain.
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But I am also the inventor
of the hamburger candle.
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- Burton guster, 35.
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Pharmaceutical salesman.
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I was married once.
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But it was annulled.
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So now I'm single
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And ready to see
where this journey takes me.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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- Can I still choose todd?
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- Todd is in a coma.
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- I know.
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Can I still choose him?
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- Cut!
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Seriously?
Cut! Cut!
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I'm gonna call cut
'cause, see,
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That's not supposed
to happen, rollins.
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How did that happen?
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- Jay, these are
the two new contestants.
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Didn't you get my email?
The twist?
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- Oh, the email that says
that you're gonna replace him
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With someone dynamic.
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Okay, my lead bachelor
is in a coma.
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A coma--this is my money
on the line, not yours.
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This is who
you replace him with?
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- Hello, I'm burton guster.
I sell pharmaceuticals.
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- Oh, that's interesting.
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What is going on, steve?
I don't get it.
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I really don't understand.
I birthed this show.
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All right,
this came from my loins,
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And no one's gonna
screw this up.
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- We're not gonna
screw your loins.
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I mean, it--no, I don't
think it's gonna happen.
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- Okay, jay, jay,
just trust me, okay?
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Gus and shawn are very,
very colorful characters.
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They're gonna make
great tv.
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- Okay, they better
make great tv.
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Okay, because
I sold this to nbc, right?
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Nbc, they make classics
like friends
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And, uh, uh...
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Uh...
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Uh...Uh...
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- Their next runaway
smash reality show
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About the crabbing industry
called, wait for it,
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You wait for it,
america's got crabs.
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- That's brilliant.
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I like it.
There's something there.
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You and I are gonna
talk about that later, okay?
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Over a big baked potato.
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I'm building an empire.
Everybody knows that.
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And I'm taking everybody
with me into the stratosphere.
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Isn't that right, hank?
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- Yeah, I'm getting fitted
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For my spacesuit
later today.
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- Everybody knows hank.
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Everybody, they know him as
the best cameraman in the world.
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I also know him as the man
who makes me lunch, huh?
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Mr. Baked potato, hmm?
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Wah, wah, wah.
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- Uh, excuse me
just one second,
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My fellow bachelors
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And you and also you.
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- Shawn,
what are you doing here?
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- Um, gus and I
are investigating
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Todd kramer's car crash.
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- Why are you wearing a tie
and a heart?
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- I--why are you wearing hair?
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And shoes?
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What are you doing here?
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- Turns out
you were right, okay?
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The guy's car was tampered with.
You happy now?
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- Todd's parents said
he'd been at this address
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For the last two weeks,
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So were here to talk
to the owner, jay gianukos.
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Let's go.
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- I don't think
that's gonna be possible.
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Look, uh,
I'll explain later,
259
00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,710
But for now you don't know me
and I'm very very single, okay?
260
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,780
- You can't run off
like that, doctor.
261
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:41,780
Now come on.
262
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,749
You're needed at the pool
for the single mingle.
263
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,217
- Copy that.
264
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,020
Shh.
265
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,723
- Doctor?
266
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,593
- Single mingle.
267
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,194
- Based on todd's testimonial,
268
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,829
He was scared
of somebody on the inside.
269
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,064
- On the inside.
270
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,699
- Yeah, which means
probably a contestant,
271
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,634
So let's go over there,
talk to them,
272
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,235
Figure out which one of them
has a motive.
273
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,604
- Shawn, you don't get it.
274
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,838
They don't want
to talk to you.
275
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,106
They're focused on melinda.
276
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,674
The mingle is
a make-it-or-break-it time
277
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:09,674
When you get a chance
to get noticed
278
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:13,244
And plant seeds to get picked
for a one-on-one date.
279
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,046
You gotta have a moment.
280
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,382
- Gus, we're not having
any moments, okay?
281
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,818
We're here to investigate.
This isn't a competition.
282
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,020
- Says the guy who's gonna
get voted out first.
283
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,723
Listen, shawn,
I've studied reality tv
284
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,192
All my life for an opportunity
just like this.
285
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,326
I'm in it to win it.
286
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,828
- Yeah, well, I'm not.
287
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,730
Mostly because
jules would kill me.
288
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,932
I'm actually gonna have
to try to lose.
289
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,834
- Hello.
- Hi.
290
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,836
Excuse me, shawn,
could I borrow you for a second?
291
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,071
- Actually I'm in the middle
of a conversation with my boy.
292
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,706
- [laughs]
293
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,681
- Mm, does not look
good for you, homie.
294
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:49,681
- That's all right.
295
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,851
Everybody knows that
as the only brother on the show,
296
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,420
I get a free pass
through the first round.
297
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,789
- Then she dumps you
like it was the end
298
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,324
Of her semester abroad.
299
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,292
Look, homie, I like you.
300
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,094
That's why
I want to help you out.
301
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,429
So just drop the front.
302
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,965
You know, the whole safe brother
with the boring job
303
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,733
And your shirt tucked into
your pants.
304
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,235
That's so '90s huxtable.
305
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,771
If you want that chick,
here's what you do.
306
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,372
You play the tragic card.
307
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,875
You tell her that your fiancee
died in a skydiving accident.
308
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,309
- I'm not lying.
309
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:22,280
- Then you're not winning.
310
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,717
- I couldn't help noticing
that you have amazing hair.
311
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,285
- Looks real,
doesn't it?
312
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,987
It's not.
Transplant.
313
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,723
Mostly from
my inner thighs.
314
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,924
A little from
my, uh, lower back.
315
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:36,695
- [laughing]
that's good.
316
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,829
- All right, detective,
can you make this quick?
317
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,431
I'm trying
to save my show.
318
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,433
- Oh, mercy, of course,
I'm so sorry.
319
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:44,202
Turns out your contestant todd
kramer's car was tampered with.
320
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,704
You got any thoughts
on that?
321
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:45,704
- Yeah, yeah,
I'm curious.
322
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:49,741
Can I, uh, can I sue him
before he gets out of the coma?
323
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:50,775
He was my finale.
324
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,444
Now I gotta deal
with these guys.
325
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,245
- It feels very real
to me.
326
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,413
- That's cheating, right?
327
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,415
- Absolutely.
328
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,752
- There's nothing like
the wonderment on a child's face
329
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,153
When you read to him
for the first time.
330
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,155
Oh, that smile.
331
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,124
- Yeah, kids
bug me.
332
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,326
I find them
disgusting.
333
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,495
They have sticky fingers
and their voices are all high.
334
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,464
But seriously, which one
of these dudes
335
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,965
Do you think
could be a killer?
336
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,368
- Something about this
shawn guy was intriguing.
337
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,505
It's as if he's trying to say
all the wrong things.
338
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,141
Of course it makes me
want him more.
339
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,077
I really--I really
love a chase.
340
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,012
I'm still trying to get a read
on his friend gus.
341
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,750
Kind of reminds me of bud
from the cosby show.
342
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,385
- Before pharmaceuticals,
I used to sell office equipment.
343
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,821
Ooh, the pace.
344
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,757
Life is too short.
345
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,325
- Mm-hm.
- So I made the switch.
346
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,360
Now I drive
an echo.
347
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,430
And things are good.
348
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,401
Uh...
349
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,537
My fiancee died in
a skydiving accident.
350
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,538
- Oh.
351
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,839
- Can I borrow you?
- Oh!
352
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,407
Absolutely.
353
00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,812
[giggling]
354
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,447
With brody,
I think it's important
355
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,816
That two people
are attracted to each other,
356
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,352
So physical appearance
is definitely an attribute
357
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,820
That I look for,
358
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,221
But it's not
the most important thing.
359
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,990
And with brody,
there's so much more
360
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,994
Than just
his handsome looks.
361
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,264
Like...
362
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,932
- I hate that guy.
363
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,001
Using sunscreen as
an excuse to paw her--
364
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,369
That's my move!
365
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,939
If I don't get a heart necklace
because of that dude,
366
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,307
I'm unleashing
the guns,
367
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,943
Frederico and pepe--
boom boom!
368
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,212
- Oh, the heart.
369
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,015
It's the only muscle
in the body that can
370
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,384
Be broken with a harsh word and
repaired with a gentle touch.
371
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,587
- What the hell
are you talking about?
372
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,521
- Dudes like this,
they never win.
373
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,123
- [sighs]
hey.
374
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,559
- I'm sorry, guy,
I've just seen a lot of these.
375
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,427
- Yeah, we keep him around
because he's good at grilling.
376
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,929
- [giggles]
377
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,463
- I think I might
love her.
378
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,866
Or something.
379
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,368
If I find out that
any one of you puds
380
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:02,307
Aren't here for
the right reasons...
381
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,975
You're dead meat.
382
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:08,446
- Why are you
looking at me?
383
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,616
- I gotta pee.
384
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,551
- Did you see that?
385
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,520
Dude was looking
right at me.
386
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,989
Can you say
suspecto numero uno?
387
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,524
- Suspecto--
388
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,594
- Don't do it, it sounded
way better in my head.
389
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,500
Hey, come on.
390
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,304
Now, remember, all of
our moves are being filmed,
391
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,608
So let's cover for each other
while we snoop.
392
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:40,879
- Don't worry, shawn,
the jackal is here.
393
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,084
What are we looking for?
394
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,952
- Mario's stuff.
He's totally a hothead.
395
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,621
Maybe todd was getting
too close to melinda,
396
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,489
Or wasn't here
"for the right reasons"
397
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,626
And had to be stopped.
398
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,461
Giant roll,
on three.
399
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,631
One, two--
400
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,932
- Jackal down,
jackal down!
401
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,033
- Are you okay,
jackal?
402
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,935
- I'm cool.
403
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,305
I'm cool.
404
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,441
Dude, this is
brody's stuff?
405
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,643
All he brought was
flax bars and a speedo.
406
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,677
- What?
407
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,045
The guy's here
for three weeks
408
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,113
And didn't pack
a single shirt?
409
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,281
- Nope.
410
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,350
- Wow.
411
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,091
- Dude.
412
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,495
What would someone need a pair
of greasy gloves for
413
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,397
On a dating show?
414
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,667
- I bet these
come in handy
415
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,703
When you need to cut
somebody's brake lines.
416
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,006
Just as
I thought--
417
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,141
Salad dressing.
418
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,143
- Brake fluid.
419
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,947
- Looks like mario's willing
to stand behind his threats.
420
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,682
- There's only one problem
with that theory, shawn.
421
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,483
It's not mario's.
422
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,185
- Whose is it?
423
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,655
- It's danny's.
424
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,063
- So what exactly are
you guys looking for?
425
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,098
- Photographic evidence
of danny putting the gloves
426
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,500
Inside his cubbyhole.
427
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,535
Nothing.
428
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,437
It's like it
never happened.
429
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,639
- Unless danny can
make himself invisible.
430
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:14,639
Hey, do we have any footage
where it looks like
431
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,009
Just a pair of glasses
walking into the room?
432
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,177
[cell phone buzzes]
433
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:23,548
- No.
434
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,749
- Huh.
Excuse me.
435
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,685
This is a real call
from actual reality.
436
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,720
Hey, jules.
437
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:28,720
We followed up
on the gloves,
438
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:32,423
But couldn't get any definitive
evidence from the footage.
439
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,758
I think you and lassie
should probably
440
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,226
Check it out for yourselves.
441
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,527
- Good idea, shawn.
442
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,397
We do have a few questions
we'd like to ask danny.
443
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,099
- All right.
Gotta go.
444
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,034
Got a catamaran cruise
in ten minutes
445
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,268
And I don't have
proper deck shoes.
446
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:48,039
- Oh, I am so, so sorry
that our investigation
447
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,474
Is interfering with
your dating life, shawn.
448
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,042
- Jules, come on.
449
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,377
You think I really
wanna be out on a boat,
450
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,745
Sipping champagne
and feeding grapes
451
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,646
To some bikini-clad
philanthropist?
452
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,750
- No, look, I'll admit,
I was angry at first,
453
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,251
And maybe
a little bit jealous,
454
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,786
But I'm not anymore.
455
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,354
- Look, I'll be honest.
456
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,089
I'm doing everything I can
to fend melinda off.
457
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,158
But in the end,
I think my charms
458
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,626
May prove too much
for her to resist.
459
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,194
- You kiss her, you die.
460
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,596
- Duly noted.
461
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,198
- You never really liked
todd kramer, did you, danny?
462
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,800
- Wait, I'm sorry,
detective.
463
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,435
What is happening
in this scene?
464
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,636
- This isn't a scene, son.
465
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:18,636
You're in
serious trouble.
466
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,606
- But tv trouble,
though, right?
467
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,475
I mean, it's...
[laughs]
468
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,177
- A man is in a coma.
469
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,146
And we want some answers,
so you better start talking.
470
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,114
- Why was there a pair
of mechanic's gloves
471
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,215
In your stuff, danny?
472
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,750
- Wait, hold on.
Do you think
473
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,385
That I had something to do
with his accident?
474
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,554
- Well, of all of
the contestants on the show,
475
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,090
You were the only one
that contacted them.
476
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,793
- Yeah, I mean,
I saw the ad and I--
477
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:41,793
We went to
the same college.
478
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:45,163
I thought maybe
it'd be fun to see her again.
479
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,631
- Oh, right, right,
it does say that
480
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,067
They took a creative writing
class together.
481
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,169
- Yeah, about that.
You were a physics major.
482
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,704
So what were you doing taking
a creative writing class?
483
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,809
- Hey, I'm sorry, is taking a
class outside my major a crime?
484
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,410
- No, but stalking is.
485
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,545
Come on.
486
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:00,545
You're obsessed
with melinda.
487
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:04,549
You can't stand the idea
of another man having her.
488
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,285
- Okay, listen.
Am I under arrest?
489
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,388
- Not yet, but we'll be
seeing ya again, danny.
490
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,157
- Only on tv.
491
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,628
Dr. Womack,
what are you doing here?
492
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,564
Aren't you supposed to be
at the mansion?
493
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:23,534
- I was and--
and I got a call.
494
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,404
- Oh, man, they're gonna grill
you about todd's accident, too.
495
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,805
They just accused me of being
a creepy stalker-type.
496
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:27,805
Do you believe that?
497
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:32,643
- That is ridiculous. Everyone
knows that you're the--the--
498
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,112
- Fun guy.
499
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,513
- The fun guy.
The grill man.
500
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,848
Danny the fun grill man.
501
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:37,849
- 'course I'm a grill man.
502
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,183
Stay strong, doctor.
503
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,184
- Yeah, you too, danny.
504
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,320
- All right, peace.
505
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,657
- Spencer, what the hell
are you doing here?
506
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:46,657
Do you wanna
blow your cover?
507
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,628
- I swung by early, so I can
get back by four o'clock
508
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,497
For the ice cream bar
at the mansion.
509
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,698
- Your guy is definitely
lying about something.
510
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,832
But we just
couldn't nail him down.
511
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,367
- Here's the good news.
512
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,369
Even though he considers me
direct competition,
513
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,504
Danny likes me.
514
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,538
Which means
I can work him.
515
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,672
I can get a confession.
516
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,840
- Oh, that's great, shawn.
517
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,208
But you don't
control the show.
518
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,776
How are you
gonna keep danny on it?
519
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,845
- Hmm.
520
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,651
- Do you accept my heart
521
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,919
And promise
to protect it?
522
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,487
- Uh, yeah,
I suppose so.
523
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,655
Figuratively.
524
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,823
Literally would be
kind of weird,
525
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,591
Don't you think?
526
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,193
Just holding it?
Bloody and valve-y?
527
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,163
[chuckles]
yeah, I'll do it.
528
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,266
It's all right, man.
You tried.
529
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,201
- Gus...
530
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,602
- Hmm, look at that.
531
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,770
You get one, too.
532
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,338
- Thank you.
533
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,706
I look forward
to the opportunity
534
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,707
To get
to know you better.
535
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,843
- So sweet.
536
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:38,843
- You're welcome.
537
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,747
- I saw it.
I knew it was coming.
538
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,615
I was getting
my heart on.
539
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,552
- I just gave him a heart
'cause I felt bad for him.
540
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,621
I mean, he lost his fiancee
in a parachute accident.
541
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,498
- Big choice.
542
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,333
- The week after
we get married,
543
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:07,205
Hopefully we just make
a ton of kids.
544
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,807
- Uh, excuse me,
sorry, sorry.
545
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,243
I just--I-I need
to say something to the group.
546
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,544
- What the hell's
going on now?
547
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,479
- Melinda, if I may,
I know the decision is yours
548
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,448
Who you wanna give the heart to,
but I think you should know
549
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,550
There is someone
here amongst us
550
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,918
Who does not have your best
interests in their heart.
551
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,787
- Brother's gone rogue.
- What do you mean?
552
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:22,787
- Sean, what are you doing?
553
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:28,492
- Well, uh, this person did not
come here with a clean heart.
554
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,528
They have a girlfriend.
555
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,364
This person...
Is mario.
556
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,900
- Oh, sweet jesus.
557
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,368
- Do we stop taping?
What are we doing?
558
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,637
No, no, no, we go in
for close-ups. Hank!
559
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:44,775
- Dude, what the hell?
560
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,943
- Brown curly hair!
561
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:46,944
She has
brown curly hair.
562
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:47,979
She likes
to ride hogs.
563
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,747
- She rides pigs?
564
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,516
- You two guys are gonna get
your asses pummeled.
565
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:53,918
- "you guys"? What's with
the "you guys" part?
566
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,786
Why is he saying
"you guys"?
567
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,288
- Not even that
attractive, really.
568
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,956
Mustache issues.
What's her name, mario?
569
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,959
- Bros before hos!
570
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,828
- Ooh, folks,
we have got a fight.
571
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,829
- [roars]
572
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,864
- N-n-n-no, look--
573
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,499
- [growls]
574
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,934
- Think about it!
Don't do it.
575
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,801
Think about it.
576
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,838
[grunting]
577
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,275
[groans]
578
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,676
- Now melinda,
579
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,811
Despite the unorthodox events
that have just happened,
580
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,814
You still have to decide
who gets your final heart.
581
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,520
- I-I-I guess I ch-choose...
582
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:33,424
Once you see someone have
a complete mental breakdown,
583
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,060
It's probably a sign that
he's not a good match for you.
584
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,996
But...Really
it just made me think
585
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,966
That mario's
super-passionate.
586
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,534
But I kinda heard
my mom's voice in my head.
587
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,636
But he's so mad--
- so then danny.
588
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,938
Congratulations, danny!
589
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:52,009
- [screaming]
590
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,579
- These guys are
reality tv gold!
591
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,814
- I know, I know!
592
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,619
- So now that
you've made a mockery
593
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,821
Of a legitimate dating process
to keep this kid on the show,
594
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,789
What's our next move?
595
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,923
- "legitimate dating process"?
596
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,692
- Yes, shawn,
legitimate.
597
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,860
- We walk over there and
we make casual conversation.
598
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,996
We get him to reveal
his motive for killing todd.
599
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,397
- Sounds like a plan.
600
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,765
But just give it a beat.
601
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,535
Let's let him get the patties
on the grill first.
602
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:17,535
There's no reason
we can't eat
603
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:20,604
And investigate
at the same time.
604
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,673
- That's true, actually.
605
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,781
- Dude, the patties aren't
on the grill yet.
606
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,000
- Easy, tiger.
607
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,001
- Oh, my god,
he's bleeding.
608
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,703
- Oh, he sure is.
Uh...
609
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,704
Is there a doctor
in the house?
610
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,739
We need a doctor here!
611
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,006
- Uh, you're a doctor.
612
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,742
- That's a good point.
I am a doctor.
613
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,144
But I specialize in pulmonary
and sometimes brain.
614
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,546
Nose isn't really
my forte.
615
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,681
- Wow, seriously?
You have problems.
616
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,815
- Uh, yeah.
617
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,083
We'll use this.
618
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,519
All right,
here we go.
619
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:12,556
See? You're gonna be fine.
620
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:16,460
- Deb, I wanna
see gianukos now.
621
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:19,130
What the--
622
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,065
Uh...Hey!
623
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,533
What are you doing here?
624
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,702
- I want a crack
at that stalker nerd.
625
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,870
That man's hiding something.
What the hell happened here?
626
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:25,870
- Okay, listen to me.
627
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,874
Your stalker nerd almost got
toasted a few minutes ago, okay?
628
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,876
He was the victim.
629
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,411
Everyone knows
he does the grilling.
630
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,879
So unless he was trying
to kill himself,
631
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:35,913
He's not our suspect.
632
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,114
Now get out of here.
633
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,549
- A very good-looking man
is in a coma,
634
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,618
And somebody caused it.
635
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,520
I'm putting an end
to this circus now.
636
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:43,821
Listen up,
15-minuters.
637
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,791
Todd kramer's crash
was not an accident.
638
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,926
Someone is trying to kill
the contestants
639
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,896
Of this pathetic replacement
for human interaction.
640
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,598
Side note--true love
is not found on tv.
641
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,434
- This pasty detective
is right.
642
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,702
It's found in a women's
prison facility.
643
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,539
- Wait a minute.
Someone's trying to kill me?
644
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,707
[hyperventilating]
645
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:04,875
- Brody, just
breathe, man.
646
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,645
- Yeah, and put
a shirt on.
647
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,684
- I'm sorry. I'm--I am,
really, I'm sorry.
648
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,953
I just--I don't know what
you guys are doing here.
649
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,022
- Someone was almost
barbecued on your grill.
650
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:18,022
- Thank you
very much.
651
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:18,022
I will call the gas company
in the morning.
652
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:23,194
But right now, I believe two
people are breaking the law.
653
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,628
Oh, that's right,
you guys.
654
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,764
Trespassing.
Hank, stop shooting.
655
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,200
What are you doing,
you idiot?
656
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,234
You still here?
657
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:34,538
- Hey, guys.
658
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,640
Listen, I had a vision.
659
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,875
It was jay and melinda.
660
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,610
Sordid. It was filthy.
661
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:40,611
Jules, cover your ears.
662
00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,812
- Shawn.
663
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,647
- He hires a beautiful girl
for the show.
664
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:44,782
Then he falls
in love with her.
665
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,117
And now he's jealous
of all the guys
666
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,886
That are competing
for her affections.
667
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,721
Especially the ones that she
actually likes, like todd.
668
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,590
And me.
669
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,225
- I don't think you fit
into that category, shawn.
670
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,260
- Oh, jules, that's cute.
[banging sound]
671
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,496
Hey, brody,
where are you going?
672
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,730
- I'm quitting.
673
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:00,865
Look, melinda's
a nice girl
674
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,199
And she looks
great naked.
675
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,969
But she's not
worth dying over.
676
00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:06,904
There's easier ways
to get exposure.
677
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,539
- When did
he see her naked?
678
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,807
Hey, your back
is gonna stick
679
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,676
To the leather seats
of that luxury sedan!
680
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,545
- Poor melinda.
681
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,881
Who does she possibly have
to choose from now?
682
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,549
- Hello?
683
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:22,620
I'm standing right here.
- I know.
684
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:25,689
- Watch your toes.
685
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,764
- Seriously? You're gonna put
all that oil in your head?
686
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:34,798
- You know
that's right.
687
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,233
Lavender.
688
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,601
Melinda likes
a minty shine.
689
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:37,601
- Would you focus?
690
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:37,601
We need to use this day
to figure out
691
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:41,739
The real relationship
between melinda and jay.
692
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,307
- Right, all I gotta do
is get her to admit
693
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,775
That she's secretly
dating him.
694
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,976
- Yeah, and I'll do
most of the talking.
695
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,645
Since obviously
she's way more into me.
696
00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,114
- Man, please, her heart
is bleeding for me, shawn.
697
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,316
My lady's 'chute
didn't open.
698
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,618
- She isn't even sure
what your name is.
699
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,719
- You have a girlfriend.
700
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,622
- Shh. Real life,
not tv.
701
00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:00,824
Hello, melinda.
702
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,326
- Hi. Oh, thank you.
- Thank you for that.
703
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,194
Something's
weighing on you.
704
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,030
- Wow.
705
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,199
You are so intuitive,
shawn.
706
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,102
Yeah, I guess the pressure of
picking the right bachelor
707
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,338
Is just causing me
a lot of stress.
708
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,906
- Believe me,
I get it.
709
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,577
Is it possible that
there's someone else?
710
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,945
Someone you're involved with
in the nighttime?
711
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,046
- Shawn.
712
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,948
May I cut in here?
713
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,617
- This is a taco-burrito
conversation, nachos.
714
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,618
- Excuse me, shawn.
715
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,688
- Oh, this is so dumb.
716
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,057
- May I propose a toast?
- Please.
717
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,892
- To all
the possibilities
718
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:37,661
Of things we can get into
without shawn...
719
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,295
Or anybody else.
720
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,597
[glasses clink]
721
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,198
There isn't
anyone else, is there?
722
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,301
Maybe someone...Rotund?
723
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,303
- I-I don't...
724
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,672
- Cheers.
725
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:48,672
- Goodnight, buddy,
I'm cutting in.
726
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:55,279
- I just got here.
- Get outta here.
727
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,681
- Let me add to that toast
with the following question.
728
00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,049
How many guys
have you slept with
729
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,317
Since we started
shooting this show?
730
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,353
- [gasps]
731
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,721
- He's an idiot.
I'm cutting back in.
732
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,122
- You can't cut in
to a cut in.
733
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,790
- You cut into my cut in,
we're already mid-cut in.
734
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,058
- I can't believe you
right now.
735
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:08,058
- Well, that's your problem.
736
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:11,929
- Will you give us
a moment please, melinda?
737
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:15,366
- Excuse me.
738
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,067
- You're doing it
all stupid.
739
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,669
- Oh, man, you don't know
what stupid is.
740
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:18,669
You don't ask somebody
how many dudes she slept with.
741
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:21,639
- It's a perfectly legitimate
question when you're on a date.
742
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:21,639
- No, that was not, shawn,
no, it was not.
743
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:21,639
You need to go back
and read the player handbook.
744
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:26,110
- You're like ryan gosling when
he's singing with the ukulele
745
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:26,110
In blue valentine,
that's what you are.
746
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,312
- No, no, no, no, do not use
an obscure reference on me,
747
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,114
I get that, I get that.
748
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,382
- Fine, fine. I'm right here,
I ain't going back out there.
749
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:32,349
- I ain't goin' back
out there either.
750
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:36,020
- Fine.
- Fine.
751
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,222
- Are you
kidding me?
752
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,659
All right, let's just--let's
reset for the fondue segment.
753
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:42,926
- Fondue, I hear that.
754
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,795
- What the hell is
going on with you guys?
755
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:47,698
It's like you're more into each
other than you are into me.
756
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:50,100
- Yeah, look, that's--that's
fair, and--and I apologize
757
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:51,402
For gus' behavior.
- My behavior?
758
00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:54,038
- It's juvenile and
it's not very likable.
759
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,372
- Is it?
- It's highly unlikable.
760
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,408
- Wow.
- But answer us this.
761
00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,909
Why have you
been sleeping with jay?
762
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,077
- What?
763
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,378
I'm not sleeping
with jay.
764
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,213
- We saw you kiss him
behind the pool.
765
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,416
- No, no.
766
00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:09,787
Jay was just showing me how
to "sell the romance" on camera,
767
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,255
As he calls it.
768
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:12,723
It was just a rehearsal.
769
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,758
I felt really silly
about the whole thing.
770
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,393
But I didn't
actually kiss him.
771
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,462
Wait, were you
spying on me?
772
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,030
- Gus was.
- What?
773
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,198
- I was busy saving
danny's life.
774
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,266
- I will punch you
in the face, shawn.
775
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,367
- It's true.
776
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,335
- Wait, what--
you saved danny's life?
777
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,805
- I did what anybody else
would have done.
778
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,373
- Okay, guys, um...
779
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,407
Guys, that was, um,
780
00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,842
That was really good.
781
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,844
Really, really
good energy.
782
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,345
And, um, maybe just--
just not so much pushing.
783
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,880
- Sorry about that.
- Got it.
784
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,415
- Gus is prepared to pay
for all the profiteroles.
785
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,484
- You must be
out of your damn mind.
786
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,952
- No, look, guys,
guys, not necessary.
787
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:45,489
Jay's got this--this show
insured to the roof.
788
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,091
I mean, literally,
you could break the roof.
789
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,126
And jay'd get a new roof.
790
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,929
- Huh.
791
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,297
- Okay, look,
did I hit on melinda?
792
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:54,398
Yes.
793
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Guilty, huh?
Take me away.
794
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,168
But if you
actually think that
795
00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,771
I'm killing off
my own contestants one at a time
796
00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:01,805
So that I can have
her to myself--
797
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:04,208
I mean, that's--that's crazy.
798
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,244
- It does sound
a little crazy.
799
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,312
- You're free to go.
800
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:09,413
- Thank you.
801
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,182
[phone buzzes]
802
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:17,488
- One more question.
803
00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,022
- Yeah?
804
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,157
- Do you have an insurance
policy on the show?
805
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:24,094
- Uh, yes, I do.
806
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:24,094
I'm a businessman.
807
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:28,432
- And that means all of your
contestants are insured as well.
808
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,234
- I suppose they are.
809
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:30,234
- Correct me if
I'm wrong here.
810
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:33,837
But this is all your own money
tied up in the show, right?
811
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:37,007
- Yes, this is all my money
tied up in the show,
812
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,342
Money that
you will never see.
813
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,943
Why?
814
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,345
I d-don't understand.
815
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:41,345
- Oh, well,
let me see
816
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:44,848
If I can make this
a little clearer for you.
817
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,251
Sabotaging your own show
is the only way
818
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:48,886
You can dig yourself
out of this money pit.
819
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:52,389
- We're gonna need
to see that insurance policy.
820
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:56,493
- Wow, look at you two,
mr. And mrs. Policeman.
821
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,862
I hate to burst
your bubble
822
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,197
And wipe those smiles
off your faces,
823
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:03,534
But I've sold
the show to nbc.
824
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,570
So why would I
sabotage that?
825
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,338
- Nbc, huh?
826
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,974
- Yeah.
827
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:13,410
- Wow, that is just
super-impressive.
828
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:13,410
Who's your contact
over there?
829
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:17,080
Because my old neighbor jan's
in legal affairs
830
00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:21,351
And maybe they know
each other.
831
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,987
- I'm hilton fox.
Welcome back
832
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:27,090
Melinda, the time has come
for you to choose
833
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,159
Who gets
your final heart.
834
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,594
And who gets
sent packing.
835
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:33,597
And whatever happens tonight,
you're not the loser.
836
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,433
One of them is.
837
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,235
- Okay.
Shawn--
838
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,870
- Yes.
839
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:43,974
- You are a very...
Odd person.
840
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,176
One minute, you're witty
841
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,378
And sarcastic and smart.
842
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,047
And the next...
843
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,449
You're like a six-year-old
looking for a popsicle.
844
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,451
- We don't have
any popsicles.
845
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,020
I checked--
I see what you mean.
846
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,189
[laughing]
847
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,190
- And gus...
848
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,391
- Yes?
849
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,394
- You're an...Okay guy.
850
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,296
- Well...
851
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:10,133
- And I guess
I could see us together.
852
00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:12,402
But your fiancee
853
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,004
Took your heart with her
854
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:18,575
When she hit the ground
in that nevada airfield, so...
855
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:22,579
- Uh, but who's gonna help me
raise my little boy, rondell?
856
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,414
I can't raise him alone.
857
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,251
And his brother mellard.
858
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,485
What is he gonna do?
859
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:28,485
And what about
his cousin ray-jay?
860
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:34,024
- That's a lot of kids
you haven't mentioned.
861
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,560
Uh, I'm gonna
choose shawn.
862
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,963
- Let's take a walk
in the meadow.
863
00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:41,932
- [silently]
864
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:46,603
Have fun, kids.
865
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,538
- [sighs]
866
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:51,241
I've watched this exact scene
on tv so many times.
867
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,143
[chuckles]
868
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:56,446
I never thought it would be me
in the limo, driving away.
869
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,582
[sniffles]
870
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,319
Burton guster, you are not
gonna cry in this limo.
871
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,488
Not today.
872
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,557
Oh, no, you're not.
873
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:18,135
- Shawn...
874
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:22,005
Dancing here with you
under the moonlight...
875
00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:24,074
It just...Feels right.
876
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:27,377
[cell phone rings]
877
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,446
- Oh, I gotta take this.
878
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,648
Hold that thought, okay?
879
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,550
Jules!
880
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:33,550
- Hey, we got gianukos.
881
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:37,487
Yeah, it turns out
he never sold a show to nbc.
882
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:38,555
Lassiter called
his bluff.
883
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:38,555
He lied so that
884
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:41,491
He could get a massive insurance
policy on the show,
885
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,560
And then he could kill
and collect.
886
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,995
So thanks
for the tip, shawn.
887
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,230
- That's how I do it
when I--when I do it.
888
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:49,066
- So now you can get
off the show.
889
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,668
- But jules,
I can win this thing.
890
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,603
- Do you hear me?
891
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,239
Off the show...Now.
892
00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:59,476
- Hey.
Thank you.
893
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,711
- Sorry.
894
00:33:00,713 --> 00:33:02,679
Uh, where--where
were we?
895
00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:07,551
- I just...I'm sorry if
I'm coming on a little strong.
896
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,486
It's just that...
897
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,754
See, I've always...
898
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:15,025
Had these unrealistic
expectations of love.
899
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,593
When I was in college,
900
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,229
In a creative writing class,
901
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:24,267
I used to get these letters on
my desk from a secret admirer.
902
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,069
They would say
things like
903
00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:31,308
"the heart is
the only muscle in the body
904
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:34,644
"that can be broken
by a harsh word--"
905
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:39,483
- And repaired with
a gentle touch.
906
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:43,153
- Shawn, why are you
showing us this?
907
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,655
- I just wanted
to show you proof
908
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,391
That I carried myself
like a gentleman,
909
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,059
And did the right thing.
910
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:54,131
Fire her up, steve.
911
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:57,434
[groans]
912
00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:00,203
- Oh, no.
913
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,238
I'm s--I'm so sorry.
914
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,706
I knew jay's advice
was wrong.
915
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,674
Men don't like women
to make the first move.
916
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,209
- Oh, no, no, no.
It's not you.
917
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,111
You're--you're
perfect...-Ish.
918
00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:11,681
It's me. I have
a confession to make.
919
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,083
[sighs]
920
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,351
I'm not a doctor.
921
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,219
- Yeah, I kind of
figured that
922
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:19,156
When you said you graduated
from bob hoskins medical school.
923
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,091
- That's not all.
924
00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:24,227
I have a girlfriend.
925
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:27,197
And things are going
really well.
926
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:31,168
And...We flip it around
when the lights are down
927
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,569
Three, four times a week.
928
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,171
Sometimes five,
depending on our case loads.
929
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,639
- What?
930
00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,207
Why would you do
this to me?
931
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,642
- Let me explain, okay?
932
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,712
My real job, melinda,
is psychic detective.
933
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,382
I was brought in here
to solve a crime.
934
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,217
And right now,
I am sensing
935
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,453
That this beautiful,
unattainable love
936
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:54,758
That you so desperately seek
is not only very real,
937
00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,497
But much closer
than you think.
938
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:04,367
- Danny?
939
00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:07,804
- Danny is
the one that wrote
940
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,373
All of those beautiful
anonymous letters to you
941
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,342
In creative writing class.
942
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:15,545
He's always been
in love with you.
943
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:16,880
And he is
the only one here
944
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:19,816
That truly wants
to protect your heart.
945
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,184
- That was you?
946
00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:23,153
Wow.
947
00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,588
- I've loved you
a long time.
948
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:27,591
- Yeah.
949
00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:28,859
- We're good.
- Yeah.
950
00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:30,427
- Thank you.
951
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:33,597
- And love conexion.
952
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,603
Whoa, what was that?
953
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,438
Looks like some
sort of glitch.
954
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,206
- Oh, we call that
a jump cut.
955
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,875
Just indicates a missing
piece of footage.
956
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:46,443
- Or time.
957
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,878
- If someone removed footage,
where would it go?
958
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,813
- Outer space, I believe.
Correct, steve?
959
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,481
- Uh, no,
it's not correct.
960
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,216
But it's
almost impossible
961
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,684
To make footage
disappear permanently.
962
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,587
I've got it backed up on, like,
a million different sources.
963
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,890
- Hey, steve, can you, uh, can
you bring up the footage
964
00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:03,226
From the day danny almost
got his face burned off?
965
00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:06,763
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
966
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,403
The reappearing cup.
967
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:17,541
And--and can you show us the
raw footage from the bedroom?
968
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:20,877
The night those gloves
landed in danny's cubbyhole.
969
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,246
- 'kay.
970
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,250
- Hank?
971
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,252
- The camera guy?
972
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,353
- You put the wrong guy
in custody.
973
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,888
Jay didn't sabotage
his own show.
974
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:31,888
- Where's hank now?
975
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:35,225
- He's on location filming
melinda and danny
976
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:37,194
For the proposal date finale.
977
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:39,262
- Hank?
978
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:47,938
[siren]
979
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,249
Gus!
- What?
980
00:36:59,251 --> 00:36:59,950
- Let's go!
981
00:36:59,952 --> 00:37:04,454
- Are you serious?
982
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,790
- Spencer, where the hell
are you going?
983
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:07,791
- Danny!
984
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,926
- Shawn!
985
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,895
- Don't take
that leap!
986
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,930
- No, shawn, don't worry.
We talked about it.
987
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,932
We're ready for this!
988
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,934
- Yeah! We're in love.
989
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,237
- Yeah!
- Thanks to you, shawn.
990
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,240
- No, no, no,
not that leap.
991
00:37:23,242 --> 00:37:24,374
The chute,
it's not safe!
992
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,375
- What?
993
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:27,244
- The chute!
994
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,980
- Yeah! No,
it's the final shoot.
995
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,515
[whooping]
996
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:35,285
- Shawn, shawn,
I don't know about you,
997
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:38,655
But the last time I checked,
I wasn't faster than a plane.
998
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,957
- You know, buddy,
in retrospect,
999
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,025
I may have miscalculated
on this one.
1000
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:47,564
[sirens]
1001
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,038
[panting]
1002
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,906
- Put the camera down.
1003
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:59,009
Are you filming me right now?
Stop filming me!
1004
00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:00,010
Put it down!
1005
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:03,813
Get out here.
1006
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:04,981
- Hank, I know
you were the one
1007
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,650
That had the idea
for this show first.
1008
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:10,287
But yours was called
passing ships.
1009
00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:11,321
Am I right?
1010
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,822
- Yes.
1011
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,457
- A show about
a female contestant
1012
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:15,892
Who's reintroduced
1013
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,961
To suitors from her past
who she could have met
1014
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,596
But overlooked.
1015
00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:20,897
- How did you--
1016
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,832
- It's my skill set, jack.
1017
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,467
You thought jay was
gonna make you a partner,
1018
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,304
But instead he went out,
sold this thing without you.
1019
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,506
He was lying,
but you didn't know that.
1020
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,841
When jay started bragging
about the show,
1021
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:34,077
You decided you were
gonna sabotage this thing
1022
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,012
At all costs to make sure
it wasn't successful.
1023
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,014
- Hank, stop filming.
1024
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,817
What are you doing,
you idiot?
1025
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:44,020
- That's cold, hank.
Cold-blooded, hank.
1026
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:48,091
Your final plan was to switch
out danny boy's chute...
1027
00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:51,695
With gus' dirty laundry.
1028
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:52,829
- That's not
my laundry, shawn.
1029
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:53,863
- What are you saying?
1030
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,532
- That's not
my laundry.
1031
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,334
- You saying I'm holding on
to some random dude's drawers?
1032
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,702
- I guess so.
1033
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,004
You two were gonna fall
to your deaths.
1034
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,939
- [gasps]
like your poor fiancee.
1035
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:02,939
- What?
1036
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,809
- Wait a minute,
whose drawers are these?
1037
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:06,876
- I don't--I don't know.
1038
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:07,977
- Take 'em.
1039
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:08,978
- No.
- Take these!
1040
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:09,979
- I don't want them, shawn.
1041
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,014
- Take these drawers!
1042
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,016
- I ain't gonna take them.
1043
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,617
- Take 'em!
Suck 'em!
1044
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,390
[cheering]
1045
00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,625
- And welcome back to the
paths of love reunion show
1046
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:25,128
Where we check in and see how
our bachelors have been doing.
1047
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,830
First things first,
1048
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,131
I will be starring
in a brand-new
1049
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,133
Tyler perry
sci-fi epic called
1050
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,103
I ain't gettin'
on no rocket.
1051
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:33,103
Now those of you who caught
the last episode,
1052
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:36,539
You know that shawn had a hand
in playing cupid.
1053
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,042
- Oh, what can I say?
1054
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,677
I love making love.
1055
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,545
Especially on television.
1056
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,547
I had a fantastic time
on the show.
1057
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,516
- Now that wasn't
always the case.
1058
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:50,487
Let's take a look at some of
your highlights from the show.
1059
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,955
- What the eff?
1060
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,392
Hey, guys, come on.
1061
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,894
Who doesn't put the lid
on the ice cream back?
1062
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,396
Look at this,
what is this?
1063
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,397
You know what that is?
That's freezer burn.
1064
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:01,998
We're bachelors,
1065
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:01,998
It doesn't mean that
we're living alone.
1066
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,835
The first thought that I had
when I walked down those stairs
1067
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,771
And saw melinda
standing there,
1068
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:11,474
Um, in that ruffly
dress, was, um,
1069
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,510
"not bad for a stand-in.
1070
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:16,579
"I wonder, uh,
what the re--
1071
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,716
What the actual bachelorette
is gonna look like."
1072
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:23,453
♪ melinda's face
1073
00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:27,123
♪ is on top of her neck
1074
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,559
♪ melinda's face
is under her hair ♪
1075
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,027
♪ under her hair,
under her hair ♪
1076
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:33,963
- Shawn and gus, that was a
really interesting relationship.
1077
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:38,668
It was kind of hard to...
Penetrate that twosome.
1078
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,904
Initially, when they came
into the house,
1079
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:45,642
I, um, I actually thought that
they may have been together.
1080
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,611
I mean, they're really
into each other.
1081
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,480
Like, really into
each other.
1082
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,716
You were such a cute baby.
1083
00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,619
And to think, that little bundle
grew up to be a surgeon.
1084
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,921
Did you have
a feeling?
1085
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,457
- Shawn, the surgeon, yes, yes.
1086
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,891
I, we--yeah, yeah, come on,
it's no wonder.
1087
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,994
He was always interested
in medicine, and uh, he...
1088
00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,230
I-I'm--I'm sorry,
I-I-I can't do this.
1089
00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:10,467
This--this--this girl
is way too good for my son.
1090
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,535
- No...
1091
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:13,236
- I-I wouldn't vote
for him.
1092
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,237
- [nervous laughter]
1093
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,539
- Your call.
1094
00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,141
- Wow.
1095
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,142
- Is this a joke?
1096
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,510
- Come back over here.
1097
00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:21,244
Have some more lemonade.
1098
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,245
- I don't want any lemonade!
1099
00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:25,148
[laughter]
1100
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,117
- Wow, well, that is
a paths of love first.
1101
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,520
We've now saved
the best for last.
1102
00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:32,589
Danny...
1103
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,757
It's highly unlikely that you
would be sitting in that chair
1104
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,893
If not for the two-month
medically-induced coma
1105
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,795
Of this gentleman.
1106
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,265
Bachelors, put your hands
together for todd kramer.
1107
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:44,267
Alive and well.
1108
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:49,539
[applause and cheering]
1109
00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:56,145
- Hey.
- Wow.
1110
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:58,281
- I was dreaming about you
in the coma.
1111
00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:58,281
- Oh, okay.
1112
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:02,952
- I gotta tell you, it is rough
out there in the real world.
1113
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:05,688
Being single
and hunting for love.
1114
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,290
- Yeah, but it's--
it's not the real world, shawn.
1115
00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:10,226
It's a tv show.
1116
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,662
- Hey, hey.
Okay.
1117
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:16,566
- Oh, my god.
1118
00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,801
- I'm saying it's nice, it's
nice that you're in my life.
1119
00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:21,905
You know?
That you're always
1120
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:22,972
Standing by my side.
1121
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:25,575
It feels good.
1122
00:42:25,577 --> 00:42:26,576
Feels right.
1123
00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,611
Huh?
1124
00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:30,313
Jules?
- What?
1125
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:36,019
- ♪ I know you know
1126
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,087
♪ that I'm not telling
the truth ♪
1127
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,689
♪ I know you know
1128
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:41,157
♪ they just don't have
any proof ♪
1129
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:42,892
♪ embrace the deception
1130
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,327
♪ learn how to bend
1131
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:45,962
♪ your worst inhibitions
1132
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:48,331
♪ tend to psych you out
in the end ♪
1133
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:52,101
♪ I know you know
1134
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,304
♪ I know you know