1 00:00:01,707 --> 00:00:03,857 How far would you go to, uh, get some superpowers? 2 00:00:03,977 --> 00:00:05,344 You mean, like, physically? 3 00:00:05,379 --> 00:00:07,781 Would I go to modesto, California, or...? 4 00:00:07,816 --> 00:00:10,118 - No, I'm talking... what would you sacrifice? 5 00:00:10,152 --> 00:00:13,487 Would you cut off your nads? Tsk. 6 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:15,490 In exchange for a cool superpower? 7 00:00:15,524 --> 00:00:17,559 - I can't think of a superpower that... 8 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:19,194 - well, what does it do? 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,930 What if you could, like, jump a block at a time? 10 00:00:21,964 --> 00:00:24,200 Yeah, like, the hulk. That's how he travels. 11 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:26,068 Think how much you'd save on gas. 12 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:29,138 Naah, you get beefy and you'd have the falsetto voice. 13 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:30,673 Wait a minute, you get beefy in terms of what? 14 00:00:30,708 --> 00:00:31,674 You get muscular? 15 00:00:31,709 --> 00:00:32,909 No, you'd bloat up. 16 00:00:32,943 --> 00:00:34,511 You could get those little implants. 17 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:36,546 What if you got, like, a really crappy superpower? 18 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,482 Like claws? 19 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:39,650 I don't think I'd miss them at all. 20 00:00:39,684 --> 00:00:40,817 I would do it. 21 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:21,795 Sync and corrections by sp8ky for www.Addic7ed.Com 22 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,433 welcome to comic book men, 23 00:01:27,468 --> 00:01:30,169 the only show that Batman can't even stop. 24 00:01:30,204 --> 00:01:31,304 I'm Kevin Smith. 25 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:32,906 - Walt Flanagan. - Bryan Johnson. 26 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,007 - Ming Chen. - And Michael Zapcic. 27 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:38,845 - Who would you say hands down, is your favorite super-team? 28 00:01:38,879 --> 00:01:41,815 I'd do a different generation of the JLA. 29 00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:43,483 The satellite years. Yes. 30 00:01:43,518 --> 00:01:45,686 - Firestorm. - Nuclear man. 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,320 Right. 32 00:01:46,455 --> 00:01:48,556 The boy who was inhabited by his teacher. 33 00:01:49,725 --> 00:01:51,526 I don't remember that. 34 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,694 It's, like, "what's the character?" 35 00:01:52,729 --> 00:01:54,863 He's a boy and his teacher enters him 36 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:57,066 and they become a superhero together. 37 00:01:59,669 --> 00:02:01,070 All right, what about you, Walt? 38 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:03,405 - I'm gonna go avengers. - Okay. 39 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,441 - I'm gonna go with Thor, Wonderman... 40 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:07,509 that graviton era team. 41 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,745 Or no, Nefaria. Right. 44 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,417 They've gone so geeky they've lost even me, man. 45 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:16,819 They went into a third comic book language there 46 00:02:16,853 --> 00:02:18,120 where I was, like, "that's a new one, 47 00:02:18,155 --> 00:02:19,655 what are they talking about?" 48 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,892 What about super friends? 49 00:02:23,927 --> 00:02:25,227 Super friends? 50 00:02:25,261 --> 00:02:26,895 Yeah, super friends, like the wonder twins. 51 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:29,298 Pow! Bro, it's a cartoon. 52 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:31,833 Oh, my bad. Not like the comics. 53 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:34,469 Don't be ridiculous, Bryan. It's a cartoon. 54 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,972 Wasn't superman's dog on that team? Krypto? 55 00:02:38,007 --> 00:02:39,674 Wasn't it the dog with the cape? 56 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:40,975 He had a dog but he wasn't on that team. 57 00:02:41,009 --> 00:02:42,409 He wasn't on the team? 58 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:45,779 Super friends, first they had, um, Wendy and Marvin. 59 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:48,181 Two teenagers who had a dog, wonder dog. 60 00:02:48,215 --> 00:02:49,282 But he didn't have any superpowers. 61 00:02:49,316 --> 00:02:50,583 They just put a cape on him. 62 00:02:50,617 --> 00:02:52,685 - I did that to my dog. - Put a cape on him? 63 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,119 - Yeah. - Aren't they, like, nyah! nyah! 64 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:55,187 Yes. 65 00:02:56,756 --> 00:02:57,923 And I said, "I'm gonna tie it even tighter if you" 66 00:02:57,957 --> 00:02:58,924 keep taking it off." 67 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:10,369 There is a new breed of celebrity 68 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:12,004 that tweet each other. 69 00:03:12,038 --> 00:03:13,305 Oh. 70 00:03:13,339 --> 00:03:14,540 Like, when you get a famous person who tweets 71 00:03:14,574 --> 00:03:15,975 another famous person, 72 00:03:16,009 --> 00:03:17,643 you know they have their phone number too. 73 00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:19,111 You know they can just text 'em. 74 00:03:19,145 --> 00:03:20,947 Like, you're not paying enough attention 75 00:03:20,981 --> 00:03:22,582 to the celebrity so it's, like, "oh, you know what?" 76 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:24,651 "I know how I can get people's attention. 77 00:03:24,685 --> 00:03:27,721 Let me tweet another celebrity that I know." 78 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:31,926 I'm talking to you two. What the hell, man? 79 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,160 - What? - What are you doing? 80 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:34,395 - I didn't know, I thought you were talking... 81 00:03:34,429 --> 00:03:37,097 you were just doing a manifesto. - Well, I am. 82 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:41,735 I'm saying it out loud, but, you know. 83 00:03:41,769 --> 00:03:43,503 Hello. How are you today? 84 00:03:43,537 --> 00:03:44,904 - I'm great. - What can we do for you? 85 00:03:44,938 --> 00:03:48,173 Um, basically I need a gift for my boyfriend. 86 00:03:48,207 --> 00:03:49,608 Boyfriend, okay. 87 00:03:49,642 --> 00:03:53,811 - He's super into spider-man, but I'm gonna be honest. 88 00:03:53,845 --> 00:03:54,878 I'm, like, in over my head. 89 00:03:54,912 --> 00:03:56,146 I don't know anything about this. 90 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:57,848 With the relationship, or you mean with the gift? 91 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:00,584 - Thanks. - What's the occasion? 92 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:01,785 - It's his birthday. - Birthday. 93 00:04:01,819 --> 00:04:02,886 - Yeah. - How long you been...? 94 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,688 For 31/2, like 4 months. 95 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,523 - So you're talking probably... - The honeymoon's over. 96 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:09,692 The luster's a little bit dingy. 97 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,628 - The what? - Take the good and the... sure! 98 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:13,730 Dude, four months isn't that long. 99 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:16,900 My wife, she doesn't know anything about comics. 100 00:04:16,934 --> 00:04:19,169 And she was faced with this when we were starting out. 101 00:04:19,203 --> 00:04:20,804 You know, they just kind treat her here like, 102 00:04:20,838 --> 00:04:22,405 "here, buy the most expensive thing." 103 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,006 Luckily I like the most expensive thing 104 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:25,007 and we got married. 105 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,375 Right. 106 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:29,378 - But it really does take, like, a little bit of, um... 107 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:31,247 - you're not there to just crassly take their money 108 00:04:31,281 --> 00:04:32,481 and be, like, "take this." 109 00:04:32,515 --> 00:04:34,683 - No, because, you know, the wrong gift... 110 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:35,684 that could end a relationship. 111 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,419 - It could damn a relationship. - Yeah. 112 00:04:37,453 --> 00:04:38,888 You really gotta get to know them, 113 00:04:38,922 --> 00:04:40,690 what is their interest, what are they into? 114 00:04:40,724 --> 00:04:42,325 Hang out with them for a few days. 115 00:04:42,359 --> 00:04:45,095 Yeah, how deep are you getting into this, man? 116 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:48,265 It's, like, an episode of hart to hart, man. 117 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,034 This is all about romance, right? 118 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:51,836 Yeah. Oh, definitely. 119 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,571 - Well, we have the most romantic spider-man story 120 00:04:53,605 --> 00:04:54,673 ever written. 121 00:04:54,707 --> 00:04:56,774 I like the idea of classic romance. 122 00:04:56,809 --> 00:04:58,209 I'm into that. Come back this way. 123 00:04:58,243 --> 00:05:00,878 Right here are the two issues I was speaking of. 124 00:05:00,912 --> 00:05:03,481 Spider-man 121 and 122. 125 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:12,656 Ah, so the death of Gwen Stacy. 126 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,424 And the death of green goblin. 127 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,460 Spider-man's girlfriend is thrown off a bridge 128 00:05:17,494 --> 00:05:18,828 by the green goblin. 129 00:05:18,863 --> 00:05:22,165 Spider-man shoots a web down, snags her by the back 130 00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:24,701 and in doing so, her neck snaps... 131 00:05:24,736 --> 00:05:26,170 - oh, brutal. - And she dies. 132 00:05:26,204 --> 00:05:28,839 - So the next issue, spider-man took a vow, like, 133 00:05:28,874 --> 00:05:31,609 "you son-of-a-bitch, you killed my woman. 134 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:32,744 Tonight you're gonna pay." 135 00:05:32,778 --> 00:05:34,813 But when he was ready for the death blow 136 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:36,948 against the green goblin, he turned his back. 137 00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:39,517 He realized that killing was not the answer. 138 00:05:39,552 --> 00:05:42,554 You know, the ultimate in, you know, true heroism. 139 00:05:42,588 --> 00:05:44,022 I read that book off the stands, 140 00:05:44,056 --> 00:05:46,057 and it had a huge impact on me. 141 00:05:46,092 --> 00:05:48,393 So you consider the second part of it 142 00:05:48,427 --> 00:05:51,229 as poignant because he lives up to the vow 143 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,430 he made to the woman he failed. 144 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,200 In the first issue. 145 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:57,635 I know it's a little late. 146 00:05:57,669 --> 00:06:01,139 Yeah, like, "sorry I'm late! You will be avenged!" 147 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:04,276 That's true romance right there. 148 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:05,410 Take these up to the front, 149 00:06:05,444 --> 00:06:06,411 you can take a closer look at them then. 150 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:07,446 All right, cool. 151 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,781 We did good. Ooh, awesome. 152 00:06:09,816 --> 00:06:11,450 These are two really good books. 153 00:06:11,484 --> 00:06:13,418 What are we asking for them again? 154 00:06:13,452 --> 00:06:15,487 - This one was $95. - Yeah. 155 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:16,588 - And... - Whoo! 156 00:06:16,623 --> 00:06:17,623 Well, that's the death of Gwen. 157 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:18,958 - Yeah. - This is... 158 00:06:18,992 --> 00:06:20,259 - okay, so that's, like, a really monumental event. 159 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:21,293 - Yeah. - Right. 160 00:06:21,328 --> 00:06:22,662 - It's huge. - Okay. 161 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:25,431 And this one was $75. So $170. 162 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:28,501 I was looking at $100. 163 00:06:28,536 --> 00:06:30,603 Budget-wise, so... 164 00:06:30,638 --> 00:06:33,974 He's not worth that much is what she's saying. 165 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:37,978 Uh, $160? 166 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:40,714 Mike, I think I can do better than $160. 167 00:06:40,749 --> 00:06:43,117 I think it's possible today... 168 00:06:43,151 --> 00:06:46,220 just today... if this was any other day it wouldn't happen. 169 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:48,656 But I think we can do $150. 170 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,459 It's a little over my budget 171 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:54,194 but I think that the complete set 172 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:56,430 is really a solid, nice gift. 173 00:06:56,464 --> 00:06:57,464 I agree. 174 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:58,565 It shows I put the research in 175 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,435 and I cared enough, so...Yeah. 176 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:03,637 I'll bag 'em up. 177 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:05,139 - Thanks. - $150, please. 178 00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:08,175 All right. 179 00:07:16,985 --> 00:07:18,119 - What's up, man? - Hey, what's going on? 180 00:07:18,153 --> 00:07:19,320 How you doin'? 181 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:20,788 I didn't know they came out with that. 182 00:07:20,822 --> 00:07:22,323 - Yeah, they re-released it in hardcover. 183 00:07:22,357 --> 00:07:23,858 - Yeah. - Hey, Tim. 184 00:07:23,892 --> 00:07:25,026 Hey, what's up, Mike. How you doin'? 185 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:26,861 - What's goin' on? - Not much. 186 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:28,562 - 23. - All right. 187 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:30,431 Looks like you got... A new tat? 188 00:07:30,465 --> 00:07:31,832 Uh, well this one. 189 00:07:31,866 --> 00:07:34,134 It's my wife's name. It was the last one I got. 190 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:35,803 Which one's your favorite? 191 00:07:35,837 --> 00:07:38,205 - Um, I like the octopus a lot. - Was it painful? 192 00:07:38,239 --> 00:07:39,674 Yeah. Yeah, it's real painful. 193 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:41,910 I mean, it's, like, somebody's holding a giant bee 194 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:44,980 and just being attacked by it for a couple hours. 195 00:07:45,014 --> 00:07:47,249 But those tats though, the tough guy meter 196 00:07:47,283 --> 00:07:50,386 is, uh, off the charts when you see somebody walk in with... 197 00:07:50,421 --> 00:07:52,022 like, you're, like, you show more respect 198 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,056 to a guy with tats. 199 00:07:53,091 --> 00:07:54,692 They're really cool. 200 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:55,960 I'm pretty impressed. You guys have any? 201 00:07:55,994 --> 00:07:57,228 I have none. 202 00:07:57,262 --> 00:07:58,596 Not me, man. 203 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:01,432 I believe, like, when a guy is inked, 204 00:08:01,466 --> 00:08:02,600 you know, properly... 205 00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:03,868 - right. 206 00:08:03,902 --> 00:08:05,403 Like, it just screams... 207 00:08:05,438 --> 00:08:07,139 "Don't eff with me." Right. 208 00:08:07,173 --> 00:08:08,673 - "I'm a bad-ass. 209 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,974 I'm a bad man." 210 00:08:10,009 --> 00:08:11,309 "Look what I'm willing to do to me! 211 00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:13,311 What do you think I'm willing to do to you!" 212 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,445 Exactly! 213 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,247 - I kinda like that... "I'm a bad man." 214 00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,417 - All right, man. - All right, thanks a lot. 215 00:08:19,451 --> 00:08:20,452 - Take it easy. - See you guys later. 216 00:08:20,486 --> 00:08:22,788 - Have a good night. - Bye. 217 00:08:22,822 --> 00:08:25,090 I was wondering, like, would I be that bad-ass 218 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,493 or would I just look like a fool if I had tats like that? 219 00:08:27,527 --> 00:08:28,794 - No, I think you'd look bad-ass. 220 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:30,864 Like, if your arms are covered as much as his were. 221 00:08:30,898 --> 00:08:33,166 - Dude, with all your praise of his tattoos... 222 00:08:33,201 --> 00:08:35,135 like, the one chance you had, you bailed. 223 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:36,570 What? When was that? 224 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:38,639 - '95. - Ooh. 225 00:08:38,673 --> 00:08:40,474 Let's check these stock orders real quick. 226 00:08:40,508 --> 00:08:41,809 Yeah, that can wait. 227 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,243 Wait, keep going. He promised. 228 00:08:43,278 --> 00:08:47,748 He said... I remember, so steadfast, so vehemently, 229 00:08:47,782 --> 00:08:50,684 "if the devils win the cup this year 230 00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:52,653 I'm getting a devils tattoo." 231 00:08:52,688 --> 00:08:54,755 I remember when they won, I asked him 232 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:55,990 if he was gonna get it and he's, like, "nah." 233 00:08:56,024 --> 00:08:57,224 And I said, "what the hell?" 234 00:08:57,259 --> 00:08:58,426 Like, "why would you chicken out?" 235 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,661 And he said... - I didn't chicken out. 236 00:08:59,695 --> 00:09:01,062 - You did chicken out. - I didn't chicken out. 237 00:09:01,096 --> 00:09:02,864 - Bak-bak-bak-bak! - I did not chicken out! 238 00:09:02,899 --> 00:09:04,967 I just changed my mind! 239 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:07,703 Somebody else changed his mind. 240 00:09:07,738 --> 00:09:09,238 His wife bought him a video game 241 00:09:09,273 --> 00:09:10,540 if he wouldn't get the tattoo. 242 00:09:11,742 --> 00:09:14,177 - No, no. - That's what you told me. 243 00:09:14,211 --> 00:09:16,179 It was a video game system! 244 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,315 Now I remember this. 245 00:09:19,349 --> 00:09:20,683 Yes, yes. 246 00:09:20,717 --> 00:09:22,685 Do you ever regret not getting the tattoo? 247 00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:24,153 I just don't think I carry a tattoo. 248 00:09:24,187 --> 00:09:27,689 I just don't project what a hard-ass projects 249 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,391 when they got tattoos, you know? 250 00:09:29,425 --> 00:09:30,825 What if you got one right on your forehead, 251 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,660 just said "killer." 252 00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:33,895 Um... 253 00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:35,296 "I heart comics." 254 00:09:36,632 --> 00:09:37,900 That's even cooler. 255 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:39,869 How could you back down like that, though? 256 00:09:39,903 --> 00:09:41,537 The devils won the cup. 257 00:09:41,571 --> 00:09:43,973 You know I hate to side with ming on anything. 258 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:45,341 But on this one... - What's that sound? 259 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,343 It sounds like a bird with no tattoos. 260 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,813 If I really wanted one, 261 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:50,980 I wouldn't have to run it by my wife. 262 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:52,315 - Oh. - That's for sure. 263 00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:53,316 Okay. 264 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,151 How about we all get tattoos then? 265 00:09:55,186 --> 00:09:56,720 Let's put our money where our mouth is. 266 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,522 - You're gonna get a tattoo? - I will get a tattoo. 267 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,190 We all get tattoos. I will get a tattoo. 268 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,824 All right, if you get one, I'll get one. 269 00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:03,559 - You're really gonna get one? - What does that mean? 270 00:10:03,594 --> 00:10:06,195 Like, you think I'm not? I don't know, are you? 271 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,797 Did I say I was? 272 00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:09,098 You get one, you get one, 273 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,299 I'll get one. 274 00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:11,401 - Yeah? - Yeah. 275 00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:12,802 All right. 276 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:13,903 While we're all there you might as well grab one too 277 00:10:13,938 --> 00:10:15,304 while you're at it. I'll go. 278 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:16,739 I don't have a wife to check with. 279 00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:18,674 Must be nice. 280 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:20,910 I'm sure your wife will appreciate hearing that. 281 00:10:24,714 --> 00:10:26,048 - You into green lantern? - Yes. 282 00:10:26,082 --> 00:10:28,550 And this is actually the movie, uh, paraphernalia. 283 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,718 How much you looking for? 284 00:10:29,752 --> 00:10:32,454 Probably be looking at, uh... 285 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:46,882 You would never box a woman celebrity? 286 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,050 Even for charity? Nope. 287 00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:49,919 What if she was, like, in the press constantly? 288 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,254 Like, "come on, Flanagan! Come on, Flanagan!" 289 00:10:52,288 --> 00:10:54,924 There's nothing to gain. If I lose, I look foolish. 290 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,426 If I win, I look horrific. - It's a no-win situation. 291 00:10:57,461 --> 00:10:59,862 Yeah...Okay, I should box you then. 292 00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,029 All right. 293 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:02,398 I'd box you and jet li at the same time. 294 00:11:02,432 --> 00:11:03,599 - I don't... I don't need jet li. 295 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:04,633 You're gonna beat me in a boxing match? 296 00:11:04,668 --> 00:11:06,268 - Yeah. - You're crazy. 297 00:11:06,302 --> 00:11:08,103 - I think he could beat you. - He definitely could. 298 00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,905 Oh, do you think he'd run around enough to wind you. 299 00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:12,273 - Mm-hm. 300 00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:13,674 And then you wouldn't be able to keep your arms up? 301 00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:15,376 Oh, I get out of breath, like, eating lunch. 302 00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:16,444 Yeah. 303 00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:17,478 He'll destroy me in two seconds. 304 00:11:17,513 --> 00:11:18,780 - It's all over. - You know what? 305 00:11:18,814 --> 00:11:20,315 I would cut all this off so I just had, like, 306 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:21,316 the moustache. 307 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,750 - The handlebar? - Yeah, mm-hm. 308 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,552 - How you doing? - Hey, how you doin'? 309 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,621 I'd be, like, knocking stuff out of people's hands. 310 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,056 Hey, real quick, before you get to that. 311 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:30,092 Who do you think would win in a fight, me or him? 312 00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:31,259 I'm gonna go with Asian, 'cause I gotta support 313 00:11:31,294 --> 00:11:32,494 the brothers. 314 00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:33,828 - All right, yes. - I gotta support the brothers. 315 00:11:33,863 --> 00:11:35,363 - I love it. - You're both racist. 316 00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,765 You guys wanna actually talk about business? 317 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,200 Or now, or..? Yeah, that's a good idea. 318 00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:40,668 All right. You into green lantern? 319 00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:41,902 Yes. 320 00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:43,638 This is actually the movie, uh, paraphernalia. 321 00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:51,544 This is something I picked up years back. 322 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,379 Probably in the mid-90s. 323 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:57,317 The front areas are actually the fragile parts. 324 00:11:57,352 --> 00:11:58,418 And it lights. 325 00:11:58,453 --> 00:11:59,686 You know what green lantern was, right? 326 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,154 He had a little ring. Yes. 327 00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,489 - He had a little ring and he power-charged 328 00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:04,391 into this battery and he'd go fight crime. 329 00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:05,526 So what does he do? 330 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,560 Green lantern flies around holding this, 331 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,028 looking for bad guys and stuff? 332 00:12:08,063 --> 00:12:09,163 No, that power battery 333 00:12:09,197 --> 00:12:10,665 is actually just what he charges up the ring at. 334 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,467 The ring is the real weapon and... 335 00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:14,302 - he has to charge his ring? - Yeah. 336 00:12:14,337 --> 00:12:15,737 - That is... how inconvenient. 337 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:17,406 - The power ring... the Owen power ring. 338 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,707 Yeah. 339 00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,809 We live in a world now where we charge everything. 340 00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,410 - Yeah. - Why is that...? 341 00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,679 We're actually very programmed to be green lantern now. 342 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:25,813 Sometimes you forget, though. 343 00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:27,681 Like, sometimes I forget to charge my cell phone. 344 00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:29,083 You just do it before you go to bed. 345 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:31,151 How long does it take to charge? 346 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,385 - As long as that poem? - As long as the poem? 347 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:33,553 I think it's as long as the oath 348 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,654 and what is it? 349 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:35,688 "In brightest day and blackest night, 350 00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:37,657 "no evil shall escape my sight. 351 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,359 Let those who... " 352 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:41,195 ah, it's too much. It's too much. 353 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,697 12 seconds is really too long to wait 354 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,666 to be, like, all-powerful? 355 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,501 Ming is about to get his head ripped off 356 00:12:47,536 --> 00:12:48,903 by a super-villain, right? 357 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:52,007 Okay... 358 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,310 We're going... 359 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:55,544 Five seconds, ming. 360 00:12:55,579 --> 00:12:56,745 You got another seven seconds left. 361 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,980 I love that, you think that's too long. 362 00:12:58,014 --> 00:12:59,548 We're still going. 363 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:00,783 - Yeah, but every superhero... - We're still going. 364 00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:02,051 Every superhero has limitations. 365 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,219 - We're still going... I'm green lantern! 366 00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:04,653 Oh, there, he's done. 367 00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:06,555 How much you looking for for the prop? 368 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:09,224 This, uh, was one of the limited releases 369 00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:11,526 that came out in 2006. 370 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,063 Probably be looking at, uh... 371 00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:17,932 About 280 on it. 372 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:19,667 It doesn't go for that much. 373 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:22,170 In truth I did, uh, see recently on Ebay 374 00:13:22,204 --> 00:13:24,072 someone did win one, I think unboxed for 375 00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:25,906 plus $250 range. 376 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,575 - At the highest end that I've seen these at right now... 377 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,243 I mean... - Say it! 378 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:32,646 - $87, $88. - Okay it goes both ways. 379 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,316 I mean, you're not wrong that it can go for that, so... 380 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:40,220 Probably couldn't go over 60 bucks for this. 381 00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:41,788 Okay, I'll have to decline. 382 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,123 But, you know, thanks for taking the time. 383 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,891 - Sorry, man. - No problem. 384 00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:48,061 Thanks, fellas. See you later, man. 385 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,463 I'm sick of people coming in and thinking that they can get 386 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,364 what they see online for. 387 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,932 I thought you'd be used to that by now. 388 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,501 You know what, you're the hot woman 389 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,370 at the bar that's just constantly getting hit on. 390 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,839 Bad lines, you know, people buying you drinks 391 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,441 then thinking they can take you home. 392 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:04,177 Thank God for people like you. The hot women like you. 393 00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:14,556 All right, guys. 394 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:16,992 I wanna see what the tattoo designs look like. 395 00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:18,827 I wanna see what you guys are gonna get. 396 00:14:18,861 --> 00:14:20,262 Where you're gonna get them. 397 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:21,496 What you guys are thinking about. 398 00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:24,199 I'm going with a bad-ass... 399 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,767 Super-satanic... 400 00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:27,268 Demon-head. 401 00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:29,970 With his tongue hanging out, holding a Stanley cup. 402 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,505 Totally, like, satanic. 403 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,506 Like, people are gonna be, like, 404 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:35,408 that guy dabbles in the black magic. 405 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:36,710 - That's pretty bad-ass. 406 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:37,744 What are you gonna do, ming? 407 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,112 I always wanted the Jack knight 408 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:40,547 "Starman" symbol. 409 00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:42,749 What about something satanic? 410 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:45,118 - I'm not... - Yeah, is there a devil by it? 411 00:14:45,153 --> 00:14:46,320 I'm nowhere near satanic. 412 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:47,621 - Come on, you wanna look bad-ass, don't you? 413 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,057 You don't wanna look like just a comic nerd. 414 00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:51,425 - That is bad-ass. 415 00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:52,793 I'm gonna stop short of agreeing with you there. 416 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:54,262 Well, you're gonna love the next one then. 417 00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:56,664 I always thought about getting the Baltimore orioles mascot. 418 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:58,432 Remember back in '83, the cartoon bird? 419 00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:00,401 Why not get something that's really, like, 420 00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:03,603 personal to you, like the stash logo. 421 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,605 That's a huge commitment. 422 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,773 Um, you know, I love it here. 423 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,542 I don't plan on being here forever though. 424 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:09,910 - What? - Whoa! 425 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:10,944 It sounds like he's giving notice. 426 00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:12,279 I'm not giving notice. 427 00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:13,580 Five years from now, you don't plan to be here? 428 00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:15,315 Walt, do you mind if I email you my resume? 429 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,784 I got one other tattoo idea, 430 00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:20,219 it's a Chinese family seal. 431 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,223 Looks like something out of a fortune cookie. 432 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,891 So what, it's a crest? A seal? 433 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,859 It's the Chen family seal. It says "Chen" on there. 434 00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,327 What do they use it for? 435 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,296 It's an ancient way of, like, signing your documents. 436 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,064 Like, that's your official seal. 437 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,065 - This is pretty cool. - You approve of it? 438 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,233 I approve of this. 439 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,701 I don't consider myself a tat person 440 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,370 by any stretch of the imagination. 441 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,139 But I got my wife's name when I was younger, man. 442 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,140 It says "Jenny's." 443 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,375 And I always figured if she dumped me 444 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,377 I'd just turn the "j" into a "d." 445 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,479 And people would be, like, "I can see that." 446 00:15:46,514 --> 00:15:48,081 "He's down with the super bird." 447 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,284 "He likes moons over my hammy." 448 00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:55,123 All right, so what are you getting Mike? 449 00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:56,590 What are you thinking about getting? 450 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:00,161 I'm toying with the idea of a superhero logo. 451 00:16:00,195 --> 00:16:01,562 And I see names around them. 452 00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,130 Yeah, my wife. 453 00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,465 Where are you gonna get it? 454 00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:08,335 Either down here on my rump, right here. 455 00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:11,237 Or on my arm. Like a tramp stamp? 456 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:12,739 No! 457 00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:15,274 No, not center, over here. 458 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,576 That's pretty close, man. 459 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,178 That's too close for comfort, isn't it? 460 00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:19,513 Not too many people are gonna see it. 461 00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:20,581 What about when you're bending over, 462 00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:23,150 like, helping somebody grab a comic? 463 00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:24,652 The shirt might pull up. 464 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:27,121 Before they would only have noticed your thong, but now... 465 00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:30,959 Now they notice the tramp-stamp as well. 466 00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,028 You wanna talk about manly? 467 00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:35,364 Tell them the first tattoo you got. 468 00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:37,366 Well, the first one I ever got was, uh... 469 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,334 Calvin and Hobbes. 470 00:16:39,368 --> 00:16:40,802 Again, sorry, we didn't quite hear that. 471 00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:42,070 Yeah, slowly, slowly. 472 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,439 Calvin and Hobbes, the bill watterson cartoon. 473 00:16:44,473 --> 00:16:45,973 - So in order to show what a bad-ass you were, 474 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,108 like, "look at this kid!" 475 00:16:47,142 --> 00:16:49,610 He's got an imaginary friend!" 476 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,615 Um, all right, so this dude's talking about 477 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:56,916 putting a scene out of the exorcist. 478 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,451 - Right. - You've got Calvin and Hobbes. 479 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,952 What are you gonna add to it? 480 00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,188 I'm going for a tattoo of my niece. 481 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,624 I'm swept up in the zombie fever just like everybody else 482 00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:07,527 so it's gonna be a picture of her as a zombie. 483 00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:10,564 Riding her tricycle. 484 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,469 You're not serious, right? 485 00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:18,638 Yeah, no, she loves zombies. 486 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,306 I love zombies, she loves zombies, 487 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,308 we love zombies together. 488 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,243 That's what we bond over. 489 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,945 Ooh, that is a tough one though, 490 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:29,448 because it's, like, on one hand you're, like, "it's my niece." 491 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,616 - Mm-hm. 492 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,916 Then on the other hand you have to explain, 493 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,985 "it's my niece, dead." 494 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,186 Well... 495 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,654 Living dead. 496 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,758 - Where's it going? - Right here. 497 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,192 I'm gonna do it right here. 498 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,129 - Can I be 100% honest with you? - Are you ever anything less? 499 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,532 Worst, worst idea I've ever heard 500 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,067 come out of your mouth. Really? 501 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,003 - It's so... it's such in poor taste, man. 502 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,040 It's, like, bad taste to the tenth degree. 503 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,075 To whom, though? 504 00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:59,078 To get a dead child put on your arm. 505 00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,446 There's no coming back from that, man. 506 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:01,614 When you put it like that, 507 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,115 it actually sounds even more metal. 508 00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:07,120 Why are you selling these Barbies? 509 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,989 It's hard because, you know, I've had them for so long. 510 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,857 So is it a done deal? 511 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,626 Um...Mmm... 512 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,716 How come you don't sell whoopee cushions in this store? 513 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,618 It's not a novelty store. 514 00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:25,853 You don't think they provide the same degree of hilarity 515 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:28,589 and enjoyment that they did 40 years ago? 516 00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:29,957 I mean, how much money can you really make? 517 00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,992 How many whoopee cushions you think you could really sell? 518 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,095 - And therefore sell-out the integrity of the store? 519 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:36,563 I'm not worried about integrity. 520 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:37,931 If I thought I could bring us in some money, 521 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:38,999 I'd stock it. 522 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,801 It would be only whoopee cushions. 523 00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:43,704 You know, like, if it was, like, pokemon '98. 524 00:18:43,738 --> 00:18:45,973 - Yeah. - Whoopee cushions, 2011. 525 00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:48,775 I would have no problem doing that. 526 00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:49,809 - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? 527 00:18:49,844 --> 00:18:51,177 - Good, how are you? - All right. 528 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:52,579 Um, well, I have a couple things that I think 529 00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:54,814 maybe you might be interested in. 530 00:18:54,848 --> 00:18:55,882 Sure. 531 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,083 If you wanna take a look at them. 532 00:18:57,117 --> 00:19:00,153 - I'll take a look at them. - Okay! 533 00:19:00,188 --> 00:19:01,254 Hmm. 534 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:02,923 - Barbies. - Wonder-Barbies. 535 00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:04,891 All my superhero Barbies. 536 00:19:11,898 --> 00:19:13,999 - Batgirl. - Oh, wow, Barbies. 537 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,033 With lunchboxes. 538 00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,468 So all you have is Barbies? 539 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,503 Yeah, that's all I've got. 540 00:19:18,537 --> 00:19:20,004 Why are you selling these Barbies? 541 00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:23,340 - I have too much stuff. - Too much stuff? 542 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,410 I'm trying to minimize it so I can buy more... 543 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:27,844 More stuff. 544 00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:32,448 So yeah, unfortunately Barbies and, uh, the secret stash 545 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:36,286 are not... we're not... 546 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,655 "A-Ken" to Barbie, get it? - Mm-hm. 547 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:41,458 Yeah, clever. 548 00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:44,094 You two should be paying for that. 549 00:19:44,128 --> 00:19:46,130 I won't carry Barbies in the stash. 550 00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:47,598 Neanderthal. 551 00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,899 Why, why? 552 00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:50,301 Because Barbies don't belong in the stash. 553 00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:52,770 Girl toy! Boy toys! 554 00:19:54,072 --> 00:19:55,473 - I just don't feel it belongs... 555 00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:56,908 - but if she's dressed like batgirl, 556 00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,343 then she belongs in the stash. 557 00:19:58,377 --> 00:19:59,578 It's such a reach. 558 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:00,646 But if she's dressed like a superhero, 559 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,448 she earns a place at the table, no? 560 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:04,116 Underneath you're still a Barbie. 561 00:20:04,151 --> 00:20:05,518 Ooh. 562 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,053 That hurts, that's gotta hurt. Barbie rolls a tear. 563 00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:10,989 I think that's so weird that you're, like, 564 00:20:11,023 --> 00:20:14,593 "Barbie doesn't cross the... she shall not pass!" 565 00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:17,428 Stop Barbie at the door. 566 00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:19,563 What about Ken dressed as han solo? 567 00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:21,565 It's still a Ken doll. 568 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:24,634 What about Ken dressed as a G.I. Robot? 569 00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:27,237 Like, they go real obscure into D.C. history? 570 00:20:27,271 --> 00:20:28,839 - It's still a robot. - Really? 571 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:30,274 - I mean, it's still... - G.I. Robot Ken? 572 00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:32,877 You wouldn't be, like, "all right, man, they tried." 573 00:20:32,911 --> 00:20:34,379 What if it was kryptonite Ken? 574 00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:36,715 A Ken made entirely of kryptonite? 575 00:20:36,749 --> 00:20:39,117 - I might buy that. - A-ha! 576 00:20:39,152 --> 00:20:40,585 What are you looking for? 577 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,889 I don't wanna lead them on that I might even be interested. 578 00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:46,058 - How much are you looking for? - On the sly. 579 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:51,396 Well, um, what I was looking for, um, online. 580 00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:54,532 They were, like, $40 a piece or they had three of them 581 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,534 for, like, $75. 582 00:20:56,568 --> 00:21:01,071 I mean, to me, these are worth way more than $40 a piece. 583 00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:03,707 Just because it's, you know, it's something that I... 584 00:21:03,741 --> 00:21:05,875 - your nostalgic feelings from childhood. 585 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:06,910 Yeah. 586 00:21:06,944 --> 00:21:08,211 - Is what... what gets the market. 587 00:21:08,245 --> 00:21:09,680 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, I see. 588 00:21:09,714 --> 00:21:12,783 - But yeah, they were about... they were running around, um... 589 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,051 what about... would you break 'em up? 590 00:21:14,085 --> 00:21:16,453 If I were to take two off your hands? 591 00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:17,955 What are you gonna do with two Barbies? 592 00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,823 - I have a five-year-old niece and she's into dolls and stuff. 593 00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:21,658 - Is she into wonder woman? - Superheroes. 594 00:21:21,693 --> 00:21:22,693 She might be. 595 00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,127 You mentioned a price of $40 earlier. 596 00:21:24,162 --> 00:21:25,596 Yes. 597 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,498 So what would you, uh...? 598 00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:28,932 Um... 599 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:30,767 Mm... 600 00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:32,402 Come on, girl, I can make it real easy. 601 00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:34,104 - Yes. - $25 each. 602 00:21:34,138 --> 00:21:35,205 $25 each. 603 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,540 As I crack my knuckles. 604 00:21:37,575 --> 00:21:38,875 That way you don't have to sell them online. 605 00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:40,309 You don't have to pack them up. 606 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:41,477 You don't have to have somebody turn around and be, like, 607 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:42,945 "oh, I never got them!" 608 00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,447 Yeah, it's hard because I've had them for so long 609 00:21:45,481 --> 00:21:46,615 and it's just, like... 610 00:21:46,649 --> 00:21:47,683 - how long could you have had these? 611 00:21:47,717 --> 00:21:48,884 Yeah, what year did they come out? 612 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:51,387 - They just came out probably. - What? 2003. 613 00:21:51,422 --> 00:21:52,422 Oh, my goodness. 614 00:21:52,456 --> 00:21:53,623 That's almost ten years, people. 615 00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:55,024 You've had these for almost ten years. 616 00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:56,359 She's very emotionally attached. 617 00:21:56,393 --> 00:21:57,761 The attachment. 618 00:21:57,795 --> 00:21:59,796 I get attached to something that I buy, like, this year. 619 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,497 Hold on a second, I'll show you a picture 620 00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:02,866 of the little kid it's going to 621 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,434 and then you tell me if 25 is too much. 622 00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:05,435 It'll be out of the box. 623 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,970 There she is. You wanna tell her? 624 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:08,438 - Aw! - Ooh! 625 00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:10,173 - You gonna tell her? - No, mm-mm. 626 00:22:12,176 --> 00:22:13,410 So is it a done deal? 627 00:22:13,444 --> 00:22:16,847 The two...For $50? 628 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:21,685 - Yes, yes. - All right. 629 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,019 - Yes. - I'm so proud of you. 630 00:22:25,222 --> 00:22:26,656 I'm a master negotiator, and they should have me 631 00:22:26,691 --> 00:22:27,857 behind that counter. 632 00:22:27,892 --> 00:22:29,693 Okay, so they were going for $40, 633 00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:30,861 and you got them down to $25? 634 00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:32,530 - 25 a piece. - Not bad, man. 635 00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:33,731 So you went from 80 to 50 bucks. 636 00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:35,299 - Mm-hm. - Master negotiator. 637 00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:36,734 - Yup. - Yeah. 638 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:38,136 They're probably cackling 'cause they just came 639 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,071 from the store where they bought them two for ten bucks. 640 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,175 I think I ripped him off. 641 00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:45,477 We got this pigeon. 642 00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:46,979 Get them out of here before a customer shows up. 643 00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,447 Is it all right if I sell them? 644 00:22:48,481 --> 00:22:49,515 Like, if somebody offers me something 645 00:22:49,549 --> 00:22:51,317 while I'm walking around? 646 00:22:51,351 --> 00:22:54,119 Dude, it's not gonna happen. 647 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:57,790 - You really gonna do this? - Of course. 648 00:22:57,825 --> 00:22:59,125 Were there any last minute pleading 649 00:22:59,159 --> 00:23:00,226 from any of your wives? 650 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,293 - Yeah. - Oh, really? 651 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,595 - Yeah. - What'd she say? 652 00:23:02,629 --> 00:23:03,963 If you're really gonna do this, 653 00:23:03,997 --> 00:23:06,765 let me get a look at you, you know, perfect before, uh... 654 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,934 Pfft, perfect! 655 00:23:08,968 --> 00:23:10,402 Look, your feet don't even hit the floor. 656 00:23:10,437 --> 00:23:11,436 Oh. 657 00:23:11,471 --> 00:23:12,571 He looks like lily tomlin 658 00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:13,906 when she used to sit in that giant chair. 659 00:23:18,511 --> 00:23:22,381 So we're just waiting for Walt, huh? 660 00:23:22,415 --> 00:23:24,116 I don't think he's coming. 661 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:25,284 You gotta be kidding me. 662 00:23:25,318 --> 00:23:26,986 Who needs him? Who needs Flanagan? 663 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,988 - It's unbelievable, man. - Are you gonna back out? 664 00:23:29,022 --> 00:23:32,391 We got a little brotherly triangle going on right here. 665 00:23:32,426 --> 00:23:34,227 He was part of the reason I was gonna do it, though. 666 00:23:34,262 --> 00:23:35,461 Put it in his face. 667 00:23:35,496 --> 00:23:37,797 Any time he starts giving you crap about anything... 668 00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:38,799 pfft! 669 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,633 "Remember that?" He shuts up. 670 00:23:40,668 --> 00:23:42,001 "You shut up, Flanagan." 671 00:23:42,036 --> 00:23:43,837 This is something that you can hang over him. 672 00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:44,871 Yeah. 673 00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:46,439 Forever, permanently. 674 00:23:46,473 --> 00:23:48,341 Exactly. 675 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,410 Just for that it'll be worth it. 676 00:23:50,444 --> 00:23:51,477 - Ready? - I'm ready. 677 00:23:51,512 --> 00:23:52,845 - Let's rock. - All right. 678 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,248 After you. 679 00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:00,018 That slide in... That's intimidating. 680 00:24:00,053 --> 00:24:02,154 Was that some sort of, like, Alpha dog move? 681 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:04,189 In my store? 682 00:24:12,135 --> 00:24:13,335 - What's up, guys? - How's it going? 683 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,803 - What's goin' on? - How you doin'? 684 00:24:14,838 --> 00:24:16,005 - What's goin' on? - Nothing much, man. 685 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,673 I, uh... you know, I've walked here a few times. 686 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,208 I saw you walking back and forth out there. 687 00:24:19,242 --> 00:24:20,409 - Yeah. - I was about to call the cops. 688 00:24:22,412 --> 00:24:24,614 I've got a couple of things that I think you guys 689 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:26,182 might be interested in. 690 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,750 I've just got some figures. Ooh! 691 00:24:27,784 --> 00:24:28,918 - Batman. - Yeah. 692 00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:31,154 - Hm. - The target exclusives, huh? 693 00:24:31,188 --> 00:24:32,188 Yeah. 694 00:24:39,163 --> 00:24:41,164 What do these remind you of? 695 00:24:41,198 --> 00:24:42,331 Oh, Mego's. 696 00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:45,167 The legendary Mego line of the '70s. 697 00:24:45,202 --> 00:24:46,869 About ten years ago 698 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,604 all the chains were doing exclusives. 699 00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,839 I mean toys were, like, off the chain. 700 00:24:50,873 --> 00:24:52,941 It was like printing money. 701 00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:55,443 - From the mid-90s forward there was a boom. 702 00:24:55,478 --> 00:24:56,744 Yes. 703 00:24:56,779 --> 00:24:58,646 Target or Wal-Mart would have an exclusive figure 704 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,314 that can only be purchased at their store. 705 00:25:00,349 --> 00:25:01,448 Right. 706 00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:05,486 - And target had these Batman Mego-li figures. 707 00:25:05,521 --> 00:25:06,988 They wearing cloth outfits and stuff? 708 00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:08,322 - Yes. - Oh. 709 00:25:08,356 --> 00:25:11,258 This was a way for them to try to test the market 710 00:25:11,293 --> 00:25:15,630 to see if kids would flock back to the Mego style of figures. 711 00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:16,965 Why are you getting rid of them? 712 00:25:16,999 --> 00:25:19,067 I like them a lot, but I've got a storage shed 713 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,737 full of old comics and transformers 714 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,206 and stuff like that so I'm just trying to downsize 715 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,275 and see if I can make some cash in the meantime. 716 00:25:26,309 --> 00:25:27,643 All right, what are you looking for 717 00:25:27,677 --> 00:25:28,811 for this set of three? 718 00:25:28,845 --> 00:25:30,413 I would say they're worth 50 each. 719 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:31,681 - Okay. - So 150. 720 00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:33,483 But, you know, I know you've gotta sell them 721 00:25:33,517 --> 00:25:35,018 so if I could get 100 out of them 722 00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:36,519 I'd be happy. 723 00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:39,956 They're not that rare and not that expensive. 724 00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:43,026 I mean, obviously the Batman one is the harder to find. 725 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:46,796 If you had bought three Batmans, you'd be sitting in the money. 726 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:50,299 You and your wife would be dining on filet mignon tonight. 727 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,301 'Cause, I mean... I know what's gonna happen. 728 00:25:52,335 --> 00:25:55,103 I'm gonna sell Batman, uh, by the end of the week. 729 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,305 Joker will probably go too but penguin basically 730 00:25:57,339 --> 00:26:00,041 is the red-headed stepchild of these because... 731 00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:01,475 - oh, really? - Because nobody cares. 732 00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:02,676 - Nobody liked the penguin? - No one cares about penguin. 733 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:04,178 - No. - Why don't people like penguin? 734 00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:05,746 He's just not sexy. 735 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:08,015 He's just a fat old man in a tuxedo. 736 00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:10,984 There's nothing about him cool. I don't know, man. 737 00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:12,820 Imagine my boy with a top hat and a monocle. 738 00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:15,156 - See? - And a pointier nose. 739 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:18,091 The penguin figure is basically unmovable. 740 00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:21,461 - Why? Why is it the only fat guy in comics... 741 00:26:21,495 --> 00:26:23,396 nobody wants or likes, man? 742 00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:25,397 It's just like kickball all over again. 743 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,901 Ten years ago I probably could have got, like, 744 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,003 50 bucks each for them. 745 00:26:32,037 --> 00:26:33,237 Not today. 746 00:26:33,272 --> 00:26:35,706 The toy market I think's definitely shrunk. 747 00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:39,110 I can only offer you... 748 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:40,912 20 for these two. 749 00:26:40,946 --> 00:26:42,514 Whew. 750 00:26:42,548 --> 00:26:45,050 - I know it's not much of a... - It's pretty short from 100. 751 00:26:45,084 --> 00:26:46,818 - Of a payday for you. - Yeah. 752 00:26:46,853 --> 00:26:47,853 - Yeah, but they're depreciating... every minute 753 00:26:47,887 --> 00:26:49,821 you sit there and think about it, 754 00:26:49,856 --> 00:26:50,856 price is going down. 755 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,791 All right. 756 00:26:57,464 --> 00:26:59,433 Let's talk 40. 757 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:02,469 That slide in of the penguin... 758 00:27:02,503 --> 00:27:03,536 That's intimidating. 759 00:27:06,274 --> 00:27:09,075 Is that some sort of, like, Alpha dog move? 760 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,110 In my store? 761 00:27:10,144 --> 00:27:11,511 I think they come as a set. 762 00:27:11,545 --> 00:27:13,513 They come as a set and go as a set. 763 00:27:13,547 --> 00:27:15,114 You should be on your back right now 764 00:27:15,148 --> 00:27:16,916 showing your belly... showing him your underside. 765 00:27:18,018 --> 00:27:21,053 - Um, 25 bucks. - 25 bucks? 766 00:27:21,088 --> 00:27:24,957 25... 767 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,592 Bucks. 768 00:27:26,626 --> 00:27:29,428 It's cold over here and lonely and penguin needs to be back 769 00:27:29,462 --> 00:27:31,696 with his family. 770 00:27:31,731 --> 00:27:34,599 I could do 38 for all three. 771 00:27:34,634 --> 00:27:36,768 I could do... 772 00:27:36,802 --> 00:27:40,471 22 for all three. 773 00:27:40,506 --> 00:27:41,672 I'm going down now. 774 00:27:41,707 --> 00:27:43,407 Yeah, you're right. You look perplexed. 775 00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:46,243 Every time that you try to force that penguin on me, 776 00:27:46,277 --> 00:27:49,045 I'm gonna take it down a dollar. 777 00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:50,580 So we're at 22 for just these two. 778 00:27:50,614 --> 00:27:52,581 - No, we're at 21 now. - 21? 779 00:27:52,616 --> 00:27:55,617 You can't figure me out. 780 00:27:55,652 --> 00:27:56,718 20. 781 00:27:56,753 --> 00:27:57,853 Okay so essentially you're doing 782 00:27:57,887 --> 00:27:59,855 a bugs bunny-daffy duck on him right now. 783 00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:02,892 - Duck season-rabbit season. 784 00:28:02,926 --> 00:28:05,161 - It was a slow day, obviously. - Obviously. 785 00:28:07,364 --> 00:28:09,866 25 for all three. 786 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:13,404 I'm not... and now just no more kidding around. 787 00:28:13,438 --> 00:28:17,375 - 25 for all three? - 25 for all three. 788 00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:20,211 I could go 30. I could go as low as 30. 789 00:28:20,245 --> 00:28:21,745 You can go as low as 30? 790 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:23,314 Ugh... 791 00:28:23,348 --> 00:28:25,082 How about 28? 792 00:28:25,116 --> 00:28:28,318 29. 793 00:28:28,353 --> 00:28:29,753 All right, 29. 794 00:28:29,787 --> 00:28:31,320 Under 30 just feels good. 795 00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:34,357 You got a good deal, you got a good deal. 796 00:28:35,526 --> 00:28:36,725 Thank you, sir. All right, man. 797 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,261 - Have a good one. - Take it easy. 798 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,442 - This your first tattoo, Mike? - Yes, sir. 799 00:28:51,476 --> 00:28:54,579 All right, man, a virgin. Love the virgins. 800 00:28:54,613 --> 00:28:56,915 Okay. 801 00:28:56,949 --> 00:28:58,149 So you nervous? 802 00:28:58,184 --> 00:29:00,352 Yeah, a little bit. It's my first one. 803 00:29:00,386 --> 00:29:01,887 I keep hearing it's addictive. 804 00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,088 Very true. 805 00:29:03,122 --> 00:29:06,358 I'm worried about one day getting covered. 806 00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:08,326 Mm, could happen. 807 00:29:10,596 --> 00:29:11,596 You want me to take a little bit of 808 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:12,697 the beard off too? 809 00:29:12,731 --> 00:29:14,598 Aah...Nah, that's all right. 810 00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:21,237 You ready? 811 00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:23,506 I'm ready. 812 00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,775 Before you start, you ever have any mishaps? 813 00:29:25,809 --> 00:29:26,810 No, no, no. 814 00:29:26,844 --> 00:29:27,978 Like a misspelling or anything? 815 00:29:28,012 --> 00:29:29,046 No. 816 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,047 Never? 817 00:29:30,081 --> 00:29:32,015 We try not to do that. 818 00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:34,151 All right, let's go. 819 00:29:34,185 --> 00:29:37,154 All right, here goes. 820 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,935 Your wife's name with an "ie" or a "y?" 821 00:29:49,969 --> 00:29:51,270 I'm... 822 00:29:51,304 --> 00:29:53,505 It's not funny. 823 00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,741 So you guys all work in a comic book store together? 824 00:29:55,776 --> 00:29:58,711 Yeah, me and him do. 825 00:29:58,745 --> 00:30:00,012 The bearded guy over there he just kinda comes 826 00:30:00,046 --> 00:30:01,314 and hangs out. 827 00:30:01,348 --> 00:30:03,315 He's not really officially an employee. 828 00:30:03,349 --> 00:30:04,650 Yeah, we have those around here too. 829 00:30:06,086 --> 00:30:08,120 Anybody get any, uh, superhero tattoos? 830 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,655 Oh, all the time. 831 00:30:09,689 --> 00:30:12,123 We get the Supermans, the Batmans, 832 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,791 the ider-mans. 833 00:30:13,826 --> 00:30:14,859 Oh, that's cool. 834 00:30:14,894 --> 00:30:17,896 Yeah, I guess. 835 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,264 I had this kid come in one time 836 00:30:19,298 --> 00:30:22,301 and he wanted, um, a superman symbol on his chest. 837 00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:24,804 It was his first tattoo. 838 00:30:24,838 --> 00:30:27,974 Soon as I put the needle... he's, like, whoa! 839 00:30:28,008 --> 00:30:29,142 It was done. 840 00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:31,345 I go, bro, you picked the wrong tattoo to get. 841 00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:34,381 You picked the superman symbol, and you're bailing out 842 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:35,849 on the tattoo 'cause of the pain. 843 00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:36,884 Right, yeah. 844 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:37,952 You're supposed to be superman. 845 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:39,386 "Man of steel" you're not. 846 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,022 How you holding up, Miguel? I'm doing well, thanks. 847 00:30:42,056 --> 00:30:43,223 How you feeling over there? 848 00:30:43,257 --> 00:30:44,591 It doesn't feel that bad at all. 849 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,693 You might discover a whole new world, man. 850 00:30:46,727 --> 00:30:47,860 Like, you like pain. 851 00:30:47,895 --> 00:30:48,928 Next thing you know, you're out looking 852 00:30:48,962 --> 00:30:50,195 for that next fix. 853 00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:53,465 Getting your ass beat by some dominatrix. 854 00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:55,167 Yeah, it would depend on the woman. 855 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,734 What do you require in a dominatrix? 856 00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:59,303 I had no idea that you've thought out preferences. 857 00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:01,839 Tough but loving. 858 00:31:01,874 --> 00:31:03,007 So she dresses you down and then, like, 859 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:04,809 cradles you in her arms afterwards? 860 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:06,077 - Yeah, and then we go out and, you know... 861 00:31:06,111 --> 00:31:07,745 yeah, we go have dinner at a nice place afterwards. 862 00:31:08,847 --> 00:31:10,081 You know what? 863 00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:12,283 I've never had a dominatrix, so I can't say. 864 00:31:12,317 --> 00:31:15,152 Maybe that's what you need. A woman to whip you into shape. 865 00:31:15,187 --> 00:31:16,187 - Yeah? - Yeah. 866 00:31:16,221 --> 00:31:17,221 Maybe. 867 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:18,622 Literally. 868 00:31:18,656 --> 00:31:19,790 Ho-ho-ho! 869 00:31:19,824 --> 00:31:21,225 Who said that? Who said that? 870 00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:28,331 I'm starting to really, really think. 871 00:31:28,365 --> 00:31:31,067 - Don't. - Walt's not coming. 872 00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:32,335 Yeah, you think? 873 00:31:32,369 --> 00:31:34,103 I'm gonna officially give up hope on him. 874 00:31:34,137 --> 00:31:36,305 Uh, you know what? I think I have too. 875 00:31:36,339 --> 00:31:38,607 You gotta dress him down, man. 876 00:31:38,642 --> 00:31:40,376 - Oh, I will. - You gotta give it to him. 877 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:41,744 You gotta turn the tables on him this time. 878 00:31:41,779 --> 00:31:44,347 I will. It's gonna be pretty sweet too. 879 00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:46,049 Where were you, man? You never showed up. 880 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:48,352 What happened? Um... 881 00:31:48,386 --> 00:31:50,020 - Just admit to me and to everyone at this table... 882 00:31:50,055 --> 00:31:51,222 - all right. 883 00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:53,357 That you're one big, rotten chicken. 884 00:31:57,229 --> 00:32:01,166 I have to say, uh, ming respect gauge...Boom! 885 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,233 Through the roof. 886 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,735 Flanagan, pfft. 887 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:06,003 Walt's out. 888 00:32:06,037 --> 00:32:07,705 All right, ming? 889 00:32:07,739 --> 00:32:09,540 I like it. Let's overthrow him. 890 00:32:09,575 --> 00:32:11,709 There might have to be a coup d'etat, Mike. 891 00:32:11,744 --> 00:32:13,177 Mike runs the stash. 892 00:32:13,212 --> 00:32:15,479 You're his second in command. Yeah. 893 00:32:15,513 --> 00:32:17,081 And now I'm you. 894 00:32:17,115 --> 00:32:19,083 I don't like this employed feeling. 895 00:32:19,117 --> 00:32:20,084 It's weird. 896 00:32:20,118 --> 00:32:21,485 Yeah, you're quitting already? 897 00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:25,089 I don't know if this is gonna work. 898 00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:27,158 Jim Lee signature on this one, huh? 899 00:32:27,192 --> 00:32:28,392 - Yep. - How'd you get that? 900 00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:30,328 My mom flirted with the security guard 901 00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:32,263 at my first comic book convention. 902 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:35,667 My mom was the greatest supporter of my comic habit. 903 00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:37,135 But thank God she didn't have to do that. 904 00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:49,319 Now Walt, you always maintained that the munsters 905 00:32:49,353 --> 00:32:52,722 were a little more kid-friendly as a like, a monster show. 906 00:32:52,756 --> 00:32:55,092 That was my soap box for about a year or two. 907 00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:58,095 The Addams family was just a little bit more creepier. 908 00:32:58,129 --> 00:33:01,132 You had Uncle fester who was really weird looking. 909 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:03,301 Putting light bulbs in his mouth, doing weird stuff. 910 00:33:03,335 --> 00:33:04,869 What else was he putting in his mouth, do you know? 911 00:33:04,904 --> 00:33:08,239 What would Freud say? Orally fixated, yeah. 912 00:33:08,273 --> 00:33:09,474 Hey, how you doing? 913 00:33:09,508 --> 00:33:11,475 I'm looking to sell some books. 914 00:33:11,510 --> 00:33:12,543 What do you got? 915 00:33:12,578 --> 00:33:15,145 I got a bunch of cool stuff. 916 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,446 Yeah, you got some old stuff, huh? 917 00:33:16,481 --> 00:33:18,081 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. 918 00:33:18,116 --> 00:33:20,884 You know what this is, right? It's the key book of the '70s. 919 00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:29,659 I'm definitely interested in this one. 920 00:33:29,693 --> 00:33:32,696 You know you look like kirk Cameron? 921 00:33:35,633 --> 00:33:37,767 I got that a lot. 922 00:33:37,802 --> 00:33:39,836 - Oh, look at this X-Men number one. 923 00:33:47,345 --> 00:33:49,013 Jim Lee signature on this one, huh? 924 00:33:49,047 --> 00:33:50,314 - Yep. - How'd you get that? 925 00:33:50,348 --> 00:33:53,184 Um, my mom flirted with the security guard 926 00:33:53,218 --> 00:33:54,752 at my first comic book convention. 927 00:33:54,787 --> 00:33:56,287 Bumped me up to the head of the line. 928 00:33:56,322 --> 00:33:58,256 - How old were you? - I was about 14. 929 00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,793 I've always maintained my mom was the greatest supporter 930 00:34:01,827 --> 00:34:03,061 of my comic habit. 931 00:34:03,095 --> 00:34:04,796 But thank God she didn't have to do that. 932 00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:06,798 Grandma gave up the ass so I could meet Stan Lee. 933 00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:11,168 Oh, "killing joke." 934 00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:13,037 Yeah, you remember this one, right, Bry? 935 00:34:19,844 --> 00:34:21,110 Did you have this one? 936 00:34:21,145 --> 00:34:22,678 No, but I remember it coming out and you and kev 937 00:34:22,713 --> 00:34:24,247 buying multiple copies of it. 938 00:34:24,281 --> 00:34:25,349 That's right. 939 00:34:25,383 --> 00:34:27,184 It was quite the wall-book back in the day. 940 00:34:27,218 --> 00:34:28,485 It still is. 941 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,321 It's still a very historically significant issue. 942 00:34:30,355 --> 00:34:32,857 I don't think you can take away the impact 943 00:34:32,891 --> 00:34:35,860 that Alan Moore, Brian Bolland had in the Batman mythes. 944 00:34:35,894 --> 00:34:38,897 I mean, this is the issue that they crippled batgirl. 945 00:34:38,931 --> 00:34:40,632 I remember more about you and kev in the backseat 946 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:41,633 as I drove. 947 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:42,734 Oh, she's crippled! 948 00:34:42,768 --> 00:34:45,137 Oh, comics! Whoo! 949 00:34:45,171 --> 00:34:48,206 Oh, you even have the Ditko Mr. a stuff. 950 00:34:48,241 --> 00:34:49,774 This is awesome. 951 00:34:57,716 --> 00:35:01,418 You don't see this very often. It's almost like a newspaper. 952 00:35:01,452 --> 00:35:02,819 What is Mr. a? 953 00:35:02,853 --> 00:35:05,521 Mr. a was one of the very first independent books. 954 00:35:05,556 --> 00:35:09,059 Steve Ditko had left mainstream and put out a side project 955 00:35:09,094 --> 00:35:11,929 called Mr. a who was the precursor to the question. 956 00:35:11,963 --> 00:35:13,230 - To the question, right? - Right. 957 00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:14,732 Who's your favorite Ditko character? 958 00:35:14,766 --> 00:35:16,367 - Uh, question. - Me too. 959 00:35:16,401 --> 00:35:18,069 - Yeah. - He's definitely my favorite. 960 00:35:18,104 --> 00:35:19,404 Wow. 961 00:35:19,438 --> 00:35:20,672 You're like the son I never had, man. 962 00:35:20,707 --> 00:35:22,274 Wanna go get a cup of coffee? 963 00:35:22,308 --> 00:35:23,775 Hey, you jealous back there? 964 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:25,711 'Cause you don't know what we're talking about, right? 965 00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:26,946 - Sure. - This bugs you... 966 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,213 every time somebody comes in 967 00:35:28,248 --> 00:35:29,348 and knows about comics, the jokes come out. 968 00:35:29,382 --> 00:35:30,583 You get that big smile on your face, like, 969 00:35:30,617 --> 00:35:33,019 "I wish you were my friend instead of Bry." 970 00:35:33,053 --> 00:35:35,988 New model rolls up, suddenly the old model 971 00:35:36,022 --> 00:35:36,989 looking a little worse for wear. 972 00:35:37,023 --> 00:35:39,058 - Mm-hm, a couple of days. - Yeah. 973 00:35:39,092 --> 00:35:40,559 A couple? 974 00:35:42,028 --> 00:35:43,362 - This guy, he just was starry-eyed. 975 00:35:43,396 --> 00:35:44,830 You know, I'm buttering the guy up a little bit. 976 00:35:44,864 --> 00:35:47,332 I'm setting him up to be, like, an elk. 977 00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:50,134 Unaware, just sip that water as I creep up behind you. 978 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:52,036 And then mate with you. 979 00:35:53,706 --> 00:35:55,373 What are you looking for for these four? 980 00:35:55,408 --> 00:35:57,642 What are you thinking for them? 981 00:35:57,762 --> 00:35:59,211 - This is gonna be a throw-in for me personally, 982 00:35:59,245 --> 00:36:00,645 because I just want to read it 983 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,747 and, um, it probably isn't worth that much 984 00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:04,849 in the condition it's in with the staining. 985 00:36:04,883 --> 00:36:05,983 Yeah. 986 00:36:06,018 --> 00:36:08,085 Uh, killing joke, um, the best I could do 987 00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:09,119 is 10 bucks for this one. 988 00:36:09,154 --> 00:36:10,821 Whatever number we come in on, 989 00:36:10,855 --> 00:36:11,888 it's gonna be based on these two. 990 00:36:11,923 --> 00:36:13,857 - Okay. - What do you think, Mike? 991 00:36:13,891 --> 00:36:15,558 425. 992 00:36:15,593 --> 00:36:18,794 - 425? - Yeah, for all of them. 993 00:36:18,829 --> 00:36:19,929 Cue mom. 994 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:23,198 To work her magic. 995 00:36:24,401 --> 00:36:28,304 Oh, hello, boys. 996 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,644 At that, I don't think I could let those go. 997 00:36:33,678 --> 00:36:34,845 What about 450? 998 00:36:34,879 --> 00:36:36,914 It's only, like, 25 bucks more. 999 00:36:36,949 --> 00:36:39,450 500. 1000 00:36:39,485 --> 00:36:41,119 What are you looking for? 1001 00:36:41,154 --> 00:36:43,088 It would probably be... 1002 00:36:43,122 --> 00:36:44,123 1,000. 1003 00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:46,358 No, not for that price. 1004 00:36:46,393 --> 00:36:48,593 But I'm really interested in this. 1005 00:36:48,628 --> 00:36:51,229 Can I buy this off you for a buck? 1006 00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:52,430 - For a buck? - Yeah. 1007 00:36:52,465 --> 00:36:53,431 I bought it for 5. 1008 00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:56,100 All right, you just lost 80%. 1009 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:58,235 What about 12 for the pair? 1010 00:36:58,269 --> 00:37:01,504 - Mr. a and "the killing joke." - Yeah. 1011 00:37:01,539 --> 00:37:03,206 - And a handshake? - And a handshake. 1012 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,240 And a hug? 1013 00:37:05,242 --> 00:37:07,510 And a hug. 1014 00:37:08,579 --> 00:37:09,846 - Okay. - Oh, wow, oh. 1015 00:37:09,881 --> 00:37:12,783 Sealed with a hug as most businesses these days. 1016 00:37:13,985 --> 00:37:16,787 - A hug! - God, was it awkward looking. 1017 00:37:16,822 --> 00:37:18,857 - The sweet talk paid off, man. - It did. 1018 00:37:18,891 --> 00:37:20,825 See? See what he does? He knows what he's doing. 1019 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,928 Sometimes you gotta know when to go into a little bit of 1020 00:37:22,962 --> 00:37:24,497 a soft touch and then you go into another guy 1021 00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:25,898 with a hard touch. 1022 00:37:25,932 --> 00:37:27,299 It all depends on who you're touching. 1023 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:29,134 I've never gotten a soft touch in my life. 1024 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:37,574 - Anything from Walt yet? - Not a word. 1025 00:37:37,609 --> 00:37:39,309 I emailed him. I haven't heard from him either. 1026 00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,278 Maybe something's really wrong. 1027 00:37:41,312 --> 00:37:43,213 What if our friend is dead? 1028 00:37:44,415 --> 00:37:46,149 - There he is. - He is alive. 1029 00:37:46,183 --> 00:37:49,968 - Where the hell were you? - I thought we had a date. 1030 00:37:50,088 --> 00:37:51,354 - What are you talking about? - Yesterday. 1031 00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:53,923 Where the hell were you? Oh, wait, let me take a guess 1032 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:55,358 you were at the toy store. 1033 00:37:55,392 --> 00:37:57,394 Holding your wife's hand, buying a video game system. 1034 00:37:57,428 --> 00:37:59,129 Wait a minute. 1035 00:37:59,164 --> 00:38:00,531 You guys really went and got tattoos. 1036 00:38:00,565 --> 00:38:02,166 You thought I was serious? 1037 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,401 - You backed out. - Honestly. 1038 00:38:03,435 --> 00:38:04,669 Honestly, tell me what happened. 1039 00:38:04,703 --> 00:38:06,404 Did you really think I was coming? 1040 00:38:06,438 --> 00:38:08,573 I found it just stunning that they believed 1041 00:38:08,607 --> 00:38:10,208 that I was gonna go through with it at all. 1042 00:38:11,711 --> 00:38:13,112 I had no intention of ever going. 1043 00:38:13,146 --> 00:38:14,680 And the whole thing was predicated upon him 1044 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:16,782 going, like, "remember back in 1995?" 1045 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,518 And then you two bozos chiming in. 1046 00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:20,820 I was, like, you know how I'm gonna fix your two asses? 1047 00:38:20,855 --> 00:38:22,722 I'm gonna throw a challenge down 1048 00:38:22,756 --> 00:38:23,923 and you're gonna be stupid enough to believe it 1049 00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,591 and go there and get tattoos. 1050 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,393 This is the part of the movie where the villain tells you 1051 00:38:27,427 --> 00:38:28,393 his plan. 1052 00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:32,064 You're angry I assume. 1053 00:38:32,098 --> 00:38:33,331 Oh, I'm very angry. 1054 00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:35,133 A real man does what he says he's gonna do. 1055 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:37,268 - So that's all... is that all I've lost? 1056 00:38:37,302 --> 00:38:39,036 I've lost your respect? 1057 00:38:39,071 --> 00:38:40,404 You're almost at the point where you don't get to tell me 1058 00:38:40,439 --> 00:38:42,073 what to do any more. 1059 00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:43,074 - Whoa! Ho-ho-ho! 1060 00:38:43,108 --> 00:38:44,308 You hear when he said it, though? 1061 00:38:44,342 --> 00:38:45,576 His voice cracked! 1062 00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:49,347 The boy's voice is quivering, I'll give you that. 1063 00:38:49,381 --> 00:38:51,449 I can't believe he got the words out, though. 1064 00:38:51,484 --> 00:38:53,051 I like this new ming. 1065 00:38:53,086 --> 00:38:55,087 All right, man. We've heard about them. 1066 00:38:55,121 --> 00:38:57,890 Uh, we've talked about them. We've lamented getting them. 1067 00:38:57,924 --> 00:39:00,526 We fought over them almost. 1068 00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:02,362 Can I see them? Can I see the tattoos? 1069 00:39:02,396 --> 00:39:03,763 I mean, this is the part of the story where you're, like, 1070 00:39:03,797 --> 00:39:05,097 "I put them on my wiener." 1071 00:39:05,132 --> 00:39:06,865 Where'd you put the tattoos and can I see them? 1072 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:08,300 On our wieners. 1073 00:39:09,902 --> 00:39:10,969 Where'd you get yours? 1074 00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:12,037 I got mine on the back shoulder here. 1075 00:39:12,071 --> 00:39:13,271 - Let's see. - You wanna see it? 1076 00:39:13,305 --> 00:39:15,139 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. 1077 00:39:15,173 --> 00:39:16,674 There it is. Oh, that's good! 1078 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:19,242 It's a Chinese family seal that my grandmother designed. 1079 00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:20,310 - Good, man. - Pretty bad-ass, right? 1080 00:39:20,344 --> 00:39:21,378 Yeah, yeah, it's red. 1081 00:39:21,412 --> 00:39:22,779 You gotta put some stuff on that. 1082 00:39:22,813 --> 00:39:24,280 It's infected. 1083 00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:26,449 I didn't wanna worry him, but yeah, it looks pretty bad. 1084 00:39:26,483 --> 00:39:28,050 Zap, what'd you get? 1085 00:39:28,085 --> 00:39:29,618 Uh, my wife's name in scrimshaw. 1086 00:39:29,653 --> 00:39:32,087 That's awesome, dude. Look at that, man. 1087 00:39:32,122 --> 00:39:34,423 As much as I was leaning towards the superman, 1088 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,792 I love my wife more. 1089 00:39:35,826 --> 00:39:38,061 Well, that's good, I mean you gotta say that? 1090 00:39:38,095 --> 00:39:39,796 Yeah, it is kind of one of those things, like, 1091 00:39:39,831 --> 00:39:41,731 "give me a pat on the back for doing what's right." 1092 00:39:42,867 --> 00:39:44,067 Good job, Mike, good job. 1093 00:39:44,101 --> 00:39:45,116 All right, we covered these cats. 1094 00:39:45,236 --> 00:39:46,669 What did you decide to go with? 1095 00:39:46,704 --> 00:39:50,040 It's zombie sagie riding a tricycle. 1096 00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:51,574 Oh, my God, look at the commitment. 1097 00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:53,542 Dude, it's your arm. It's a sleeve for heaven's sake. 1098 00:39:53,577 --> 00:39:55,544 And it's got T.E.S.D. In the middle. 1099 00:39:55,578 --> 00:39:57,546 - A little "tell 'em Steve-Dave" shirt. 1100 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,781 That is awesome. Did you show your niece? 1101 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:00,982 I did. 1102 00:40:01,017 --> 00:40:02,617 Little kid! Bryan! 1103 00:40:02,652 --> 00:40:03,818 Hi. 1104 00:40:03,853 --> 00:40:05,754 Hello, what are you doing? 1105 00:40:05,788 --> 00:40:07,790 - I'm a zombie. - You're a zombie? 1106 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,658 - Yes. - Oh. 1107 00:40:09,693 --> 00:40:11,094 Did I tell you? 1108 00:40:11,128 --> 00:40:12,428 Do you like zombies? 1109 00:40:12,463 --> 00:40:15,064 Do you want me to show you a picture of zombie sagie? 1110 00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:16,599 You do? Okay. 1111 00:40:16,634 --> 00:40:19,502 You ready? Yes. 1112 00:40:19,537 --> 00:40:21,238 Zombie sagie. 1113 00:40:21,272 --> 00:40:23,674 - The zombie's me. - That is you. 1114 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:24,842 She loves it. I know. 1115 00:40:24,876 --> 00:40:26,143 I was sweatin' it a little bit. Really? 1116 00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:27,878 See, you're riding your bike. 1117 00:40:27,913 --> 00:40:29,146 Unh. 1118 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,681 Okay, we'll go get something to eat, okay? 1119 00:40:30,715 --> 00:40:33,283 You like zombies? 1120 00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:35,152 Say, "Walt I love zombies." 1121 00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:37,120 Walt, raah! 1122 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,124 Ready? You wanna go? 1123 00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:43,259 Okay. 1124 00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:44,660 - All right, be back in a half-hour. 1125 00:40:44,694 --> 00:40:46,028 Come on, man. 1126 00:40:46,062 --> 00:40:47,663 This ain't no hour lunch break. 1127 00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:50,901 Okay, thanks for pretending I'm employed in front of her. 1128 00:40:53,338 --> 00:40:54,705 Bye, Walt. - Bye-bye. 1129 00:40:54,739 --> 00:40:57,641 Bye. 1130 00:40:57,675 --> 00:40:59,143 Well, man, it's kind of amazing. 1131 00:40:59,177 --> 00:41:01,078 You guys all went out and got some ink 1132 00:41:01,112 --> 00:41:03,214 that'll be on your bodies until you go to the grave. 1133 00:41:03,248 --> 00:41:05,550 It'll be on your bodies even afterwards. 1134 00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:08,987 Um, it started as what seemed like a bonding exercise 1135 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:11,423 but ended in a real big comeuppance. 1136 00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:16,328 Some feelings were hurt, there was a lot of confusion. 1137 00:41:16,362 --> 00:41:17,962 But I think we all learned something. 1138 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,497 I can't believe it, man, but that's it 1139 00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:21,433 for another episode of comic book men. 1140 00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:23,435 Thanks for hanging out with us listening to the tales, 1141 00:41:23,469 --> 00:41:25,537 the Wooly adventures, in the world of retail 1142 00:41:25,571 --> 00:41:26,772 and four color images. 1143 00:41:26,806 --> 00:41:28,907 I'm Kevin Smith. Walt Flanagan. 1144 00:41:28,942 --> 00:41:30,275 - Bryan Johnson. - Ming Chen. 1145 00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:32,211 And Michael Zapcic. 1146 00:41:32,245 --> 00:41:34,247 May the force be with you, kids. 1147 00:41:34,281 --> 00:41:36,149 Good night. 1148 00:41:36,269 --> 00:41:38,001 Sync and corrections by sp8ky for www.Addic7ed.Com