1 00:00:01,837 --> 00:00:03,838 Oh, my god. 2 00:00:03,890 --> 00:00:07,392 I am so glad we are done with school. 3 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:11,947 Sweetie, you know you have to go back next week, right? 4 00:00:12,014 --> 00:00:14,366 It's just spring break. 5 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:17,235 I told you not to set your locker on fire. 6 00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:20,522 Speaking of spring break, 7 00:00:20,573 --> 00:00:23,358 Wait till I tell you guys about the trip I planned for us. 8 00:00:23,409 --> 00:00:25,043 You guys are gonna love it. 9 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:27,479 Mom, it can't be lame like all the other trips we've taken. 10 00:00:27,547 --> 00:00:29,030 Excuse me, trip snob, 11 00:00:29,082 --> 00:00:32,200 Did you not enjoy the working apple farm? 12 00:00:32,268 --> 00:00:36,421 They paid us, mom. We were migrant workers for a week. 13 00:00:36,506 --> 00:00:37,672 Anyway, this trip is gonna be even better. 14 00:00:37,724 --> 00:00:39,591 This is something I used to do with my family. 15 00:00:39,675 --> 00:00:42,310 We are gonna go on a road trip to... 16 00:00:42,378 --> 00:00:45,597 The whispering pines lodge in the ozarks. 17 00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:48,934 Yay. Another trip not to a luxury hotel. 18 00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:51,820 Oh, my god. Is this happening? 19 00:00:51,887 --> 00:00:53,438 What are we gonna tell our friends? 20 00:00:53,523 --> 00:00:54,940 We'll just... Braid each other's hair 21 00:00:55,024 --> 00:00:59,060 And say we went to jamaica. See ya. 22 00:00:59,112 --> 00:01:01,363 Hey, you guys are welcome to come with us if you want. 23 00:01:01,414 --> 00:01:04,399 Might be the last chance we get to take the girls on a trip. 24 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:06,084 Yeah, pretty soon they won't wanna hang out with us. 25 00:01:06,169 --> 00:01:08,787 Pretty soon? Those two minutes mackenzie was just here 26 00:01:08,871 --> 00:01:11,623 Count as my weekend with her. 27 00:01:11,707 --> 00:01:13,625 Thanks for the invitation, but the ozarks? 28 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:17,078 Sounds a little "deliverance"-y. 29 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:19,714 And besides, we already got this golf trip planned with jack. 30 00:01:19,766 --> 00:01:21,850 Nikki, I can't believe you're on board with this. 31 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:23,885 That trip takes, like, 12 hours. 32 00:01:23,936 --> 00:01:25,253 That's 12 hours where my daughter 33 00:01:25,304 --> 00:01:26,888 Can't get away from me. 34 00:01:26,939 --> 00:01:28,440 Heaven. 35 00:01:28,524 --> 00:01:30,809 We are gonna have the best time. 36 00:01:30,893 --> 00:01:31,926 The drive is absolutely beautiful, 37 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:33,812 And spring flowers are everywhere. 38 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:35,814 When my dad would see a creek alongside the road, 39 00:01:35,898 --> 00:01:37,699 We'd just stop and fish right there. 40 00:01:37,766 --> 00:01:39,934 Fish? Did you skip stones across the water? 41 00:01:39,986 --> 00:01:42,954 Because I would like to do that. 44 00:01:46,659 --> 00:01:49,377 With feather beds and mountain air. 45 00:01:49,445 --> 00:01:52,164 Oh, it's the best sleep you'll ever have in your entire life. 46 00:01:52,248 --> 00:01:55,584 I haven't had a decent night's sleep in six years. 47 00:01:55,635 --> 00:01:58,253 Yeah, but we're gonna have fun on our trip with jack, too. 48 00:01:58,304 --> 00:01:59,621 Dude, no, we're not. 49 00:01:59,672 --> 00:02:01,890 Jack spends the entire day trying to correct my swing. 50 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:04,593 I'm a golf pro. 51 00:02:04,644 --> 00:02:06,511 At least you don't have to share a bed with him. 52 00:02:06,596 --> 00:02:09,815 His restless leg syndrome is not under control. 53 00:02:09,899 --> 00:02:13,401 Hey, check out my new driver. You should get one, gary. 54 00:02:13,469 --> 00:02:14,352 It's got these lines that tell you 55 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:16,822 Exactly where to put your hands. 56 00:02:16,906 --> 00:02:19,407 Trip's off, jackass. We're going to the ozarks. 57 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:25,564 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com 58 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:31,369 Oh, come on, girls. Why do you look so sad? 59 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,687 Kelly just sent us a picture 60 00:02:32,755 --> 00:02:34,506 Of her swimming with a dolphin in hawaii. 61 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,007 Oh, well, that sounds fun, 62 00:02:36,092 --> 00:02:39,127 But is she gonna be jumping from a tire swing into a pond? 63 00:02:39,195 --> 00:02:41,246 No, because she's rich. 64 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:46,101 Hey. Hey. 65 00:02:46,168 --> 00:02:48,887 Okay, I did a little research, and I found the fastest route. 66 00:02:48,971 --> 00:02:51,356 Jack! We don't want the fastest route. 67 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,174 It's the journey, not the destination. 68 00:02:53,226 --> 00:02:55,677 I mean, we're gonna go to magic mike's mini horse farm, 69 00:02:55,728 --> 00:02:57,863 Uh, frank's chicken and waffles, 70 00:02:57,947 --> 00:03:00,632 Oh, and, of course, small falls. 71 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,535 The world's smallest waterfall? 72 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:05,987 Small falls? It's not even on the map. 73 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,523 Yeah, they're pretty small. 74 00:03:08,574 --> 00:03:10,625 so... What do you think's gonna happen 75 00:03:10,693 --> 00:03:12,494 With this jack and annie situation? 76 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:14,129 nothing. Drop it, gary. 77 00:03:14,196 --> 00:03:16,248 Two people who like each other but don't know it, 78 00:03:16,332 --> 00:03:18,049 Stuck on a crowded bus, 79 00:03:18,134 --> 00:03:20,085 Anxious, trembling bodies touching briefly 80 00:03:20,169 --> 00:03:22,704 On the way to the toilet. 81 00:03:22,755 --> 00:03:26,241 Stop it, gary. Nothing's gonna happen, because of matt. 82 00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,876 We don't know that. Maybe matt will be cool with it. 83 00:03:28,928 --> 00:03:30,545 With his brother dating his ex-wife? 84 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:33,265 How would you feel, gary, if your brother asked me out? 85 00:03:33,349 --> 00:03:35,817 Edgar? I'd be shocked. He likes dudes. 86 00:03:39,555 --> 00:03:41,907 Okay, everybody, my tour bus is all ready to go. 87 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:45,059 It's time to hit the road, as we say in the music business. 88 00:03:45,111 --> 00:03:47,245 Or any business. 89 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:50,365 Hey, so did you make sure there was nothing on the tour bus 90 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:53,368 That isn't, you know... Family-appropriate? 91 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:54,619 Trust me. It's fine. 92 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:55,921 He's right. I had my cop buddy 93 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,289 Bring over his drug-sniffing dog. 94 00:03:57,373 --> 00:03:59,457 that thing went crazy, but we got it all. 95 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:05,847 Look at this. 96 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:08,767 This is our country-- america. 97 00:04:08,851 --> 00:04:10,385 Drink it in, sophie. 98 00:04:12,471 --> 00:04:15,690 ♪ oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for-- ♪ 99 00:04:15,758 --> 00:04:16,975 Oh, my god. 100 00:04:17,059 --> 00:04:20,278 Okay, okay, okay. Don't put those in. 101 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:24,199 Whole point of this trip was so we could spend time together. 102 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:27,268 And in that spirit, I'm gonna let you choose the music. 103 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,437 Really? You never let me pick. 104 00:04:29,488 --> 00:04:31,489 It's america, sweetie. Pick. 105 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,494 Huh. This seems like good station. 106 00:04:36,579 --> 00:04:39,631 this is a good one, too. 107 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:41,049 (rihanna's "only girl (in the world)" playing) (rihanna's "only girl " playing) 108 00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:42,617 I love this song. 109 00:04:42,668 --> 00:04:43,752 Me, too. 110 00:04:43,803 --> 00:04:45,053 But I've heard it too many times. 111 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,371 leave it! 112 00:04:53,846 --> 00:04:57,482 So... Whatcha doin'? 113 00:04:57,566 --> 00:04:59,267 Watching a movie. 114 00:04:59,318 --> 00:05:02,804 Watching movies--radical. 115 00:05:02,855 --> 00:05:04,773 Isn't this fun? 116 00:05:04,824 --> 00:05:06,741 Yeah. 117 00:05:06,809 --> 00:05:08,326 Okay, can you hold this for a second? 118 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:10,161 I'll be right back. 119 00:05:10,246 --> 00:05:12,864 * 120 00:05:22,508 --> 00:05:23,825 Should I pause it? 121 00:05:26,662 --> 00:05:28,129 and on your left, 122 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:29,881 We have a rare sighting 123 00:05:29,965 --> 00:05:32,333 On one of america's disappearing treasures, 124 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:34,219 The wooden windmill. 125 00:05:36,856 --> 00:05:38,690 And on your right... 126 00:05:38,774 --> 00:05:40,442 Well, look at that. 127 00:05:40,509 --> 00:05:44,512 More windmills than you can shake a stick at. 128 00:05:44,563 --> 00:05:46,197 If I opened this window and jumped out, 129 00:05:46,282 --> 00:05:47,866 Would I die or just break my arm? 130 00:05:50,486 --> 00:05:53,238 And if you look up ahead, you... 131 00:05:53,322 --> 00:05:57,042 Damn, where are we, windmill-ville? 132 00:05:57,126 --> 00:05:58,660 I hope I'd die. 133 00:05:58,711 --> 00:06:01,463 A broken arm would mean I'd have to get back inside. 134 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:03,164 Okay, you know what, sophie? 135 00:06:03,215 --> 00:06:04,632 If you don't like sitting up here, 136 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,868 Then you should just go sit in the back. 137 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:12,874 Man, she is like a ninja. 138 00:06:15,227 --> 00:06:18,313 - Hey. - Hey. 139 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:24,552 So... How's your time with mackenzie going so far? 140 00:06:24,603 --> 00:06:28,273 Good. Good. 141 00:06:28,357 --> 00:06:30,108 Really good. 142 00:06:33,395 --> 00:06:35,447 How about you? How's your time with sophie? 143 00:06:35,531 --> 00:06:38,750 Good, good. So good. 144 00:06:47,604 --> 00:06:47,604 + 145 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:51,032 Hey, man, what's the rule about drinking beer back here? 146 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,635 Dude, you're on a tour bus. There are no rules. 147 00:06:53,686 --> 00:06:55,153 Right where you're standing, 148 00:06:55,238 --> 00:06:57,940 I once watched our drummer give himself a neck tattoo, 149 00:06:57,991 --> 00:07:00,826 And, although I was not aware of it at the time, tetanus. 150 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:01,860 Mm. 151 00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:05,781 So, matthew... 152 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:07,866 Hmm? Let me ask you a question. 153 00:07:07,951 --> 00:07:09,451 Your band is kinda like family, right? 154 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:12,421 Oh, I love those guys. I'd do anything for them. 155 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:14,289 So let's just say one of those guys-- 156 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:17,158 Not the one with tetanus- has broke up with this girl, 157 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:19,261 And someone else in the band wants to date her. 158 00:07:19,328 --> 00:07:20,562 Done it. 159 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,664 Well, what if that girl is his ex-wife? 160 00:07:22,732 --> 00:07:23,498 Done it. 161 00:07:23,549 --> 00:07:24,666 Current wife? 162 00:07:24,717 --> 00:07:25,667 Done it. 163 00:07:25,718 --> 00:07:26,668 His mother. 164 00:07:26,719 --> 00:07:27,803 Done it. 165 00:07:27,854 --> 00:07:29,521 Good lord, that last one was a joke. 166 00:07:29,605 --> 00:07:32,340 Rock 'n' roll, man. 167 00:07:32,392 --> 00:07:33,675 Good talk. 168 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:38,346 Hey, uncle jack, can I use that outlet? 169 00:07:38,398 --> 00:07:39,614 I'm out of juice. 170 00:07:39,682 --> 00:07:41,450 No, I'm using this one. 171 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,851 It's the only one that doesn't have 172 00:07:42,902 --> 00:07:44,536 An air freshener plugged into it, and we need those. 173 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,822 Okay. I'll wait. 174 00:07:51,995 --> 00:07:55,347 What's going on, sophie? 175 00:07:55,415 --> 00:07:58,050 Are you happy? 176 00:07:58,134 --> 00:08:00,719 Why would you ask me that? 177 00:08:00,803 --> 00:08:04,256 I don't know. It's just sometimes you seem... Sad. 178 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:08,560 Sad? I'm... Not sad. I'm perfectly fine. 179 00:08:08,644 --> 00:08:09,761 Oh, okay. 180 00:08:12,315 --> 00:08:14,599 I just thought, you know, 181 00:08:14,684 --> 00:08:16,601 Because of your life and everything. 182 00:08:18,821 --> 00:08:20,856 My life? I have a great life. 183 00:08:20,907 --> 00:08:22,024 You mean because of your job. 184 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:24,609 Well, yeah, that and other things. 185 00:08:24,694 --> 00:08:26,411 what other things? 186 00:08:26,496 --> 00:08:30,115 Well, I bike 12 miles a day. I enjoy a nice glass of wine, 187 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:33,919 And... It's in the early stages, so I haven't told anyone yet, 188 00:08:34,003 --> 00:08:36,538 But I'm thinking about getting a bird. 189 00:08:38,674 --> 00:08:42,094 Oh. See, I didn't realize 190 00:08:42,178 --> 00:08:44,012 That you were living life to the fullest. 191 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,519 she's gonna tell someone about the bird. 192 00:08:54,057 --> 00:08:57,893 Aw. Look at those two old ladies just driving along together, 193 00:08:57,944 --> 00:09:00,195 Happy as can be. 194 00:09:00,262 --> 00:09:02,731 That's gonna be you and me one day. 195 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,785 Yeah. Life doesn't seem so daunting 196 00:09:06,869 --> 00:09:07,953 When you have a friend. 197 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:13,608 Oh, my god. They're naked. 198 00:09:13,659 --> 00:09:16,294 I wanna see. I wanna see. 199 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,330 Oh, god. 200 00:09:18,414 --> 00:09:22,084 That's gonna be you and me one day. 201 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,387 Hey. 202 00:09:25,454 --> 00:09:27,973 Word on the bus- jack's getting a bird. 203 00:09:30,643 --> 00:09:32,511 Nikki, I need to talk to you for a second. 204 00:09:34,397 --> 00:09:38,233 So I think matt might be okay with the jack and annie thing. 205 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,335 Oh, no. You said something to him? 206 00:09:40,403 --> 00:09:42,437 Relax. I was very clever. 207 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:44,072 I let him reflect on his own experience 208 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,941 To find out what kind of personal boundaries 209 00:09:45,992 --> 00:09:47,692 He was okay crossing. 210 00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:50,829 Turns out, there are no boundaries. 211 00:09:50,913 --> 00:09:52,747 So you asked him if he'd be okay 212 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:55,000 If his brother dated his ex-wife? 213 00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:58,503 No. I asked if he'd have sex with his bandmate's mother. 214 00:09:58,588 --> 00:09:59,921 How is that relevant? 215 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,156 I don't know if it's relevant, 216 00:10:01,207 --> 00:10:02,824 But it sure is interesting. 217 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:06,211 Gary, I'm telling you, leave this alone. 218 00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:08,797 Annie's not pursuing it. Jack's not pursuing it. 219 00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:10,432 Why are you? 220 00:10:10,499 --> 00:10:13,018 Why do I chase rainbows after a rain? 221 00:10:13,102 --> 00:10:14,519 It's who I am, baby. 222 00:10:17,506 --> 00:10:21,176 Mom, you got potato chips and dip all over my computer. 223 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:23,845 I'm sorry, sweetie. Let me get you a towel. 224 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:24,980 All right. 225 00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:27,365 ow! Ow! 226 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:31,069 Are you laughing at me? 227 00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:33,188 Well, yeah, you stubbed your toe. 228 00:10:33,239 --> 00:10:35,407 There is something seriously wrong with you. 229 00:10:35,491 --> 00:10:38,376 I fall all over myself to make sure you're okay 230 00:10:38,461 --> 00:10:40,245 Every time you get hurt. 231 00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:42,631 I have helped you through every school project, 232 00:10:42,698 --> 00:10:44,699 Every friend problem, 233 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,169 Every hair crisis you've ever had, 234 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,221 And believe me, not everyone can handle that! 235 00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:50,639 So the next thing that comes out of your mouth 236 00:10:50,706 --> 00:10:52,090 Better be an apology, 237 00:10:52,175 --> 00:10:54,576 And if not, you can just shut the hell up! 238 00:10:58,979 --> 00:10:58,979 + 239 00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:01,650 oh, my god. 240 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,986 You should have seen mackenzie's face. 241 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,704 She feared me, annie. 242 00:11:05,772 --> 00:11:09,458 it felt so good. 243 00:11:09,542 --> 00:11:11,443 Honey, I am so proud of you. 244 00:11:11,494 --> 00:11:13,963 I have wanted to do that for so long. 245 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:16,215 I mean, all the parenting books say-- 246 00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:18,550 I am so proud of you. 247 00:11:20,303 --> 00:11:22,454 Hey, did we pack some mustard? 248 00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:24,790 'cause I was gonna make myself a sandwich. 249 00:11:24,841 --> 00:11:26,625 Oh, no, no, no. No eating. 250 00:11:26,676 --> 00:11:27,726 We are only five minutes away 251 00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:28,894 From the best chicken and waffles 252 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:30,596 You will ever eat in your entire life. 253 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,482 It's the reason why we drove a hundred miles out of the way. 254 00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:35,017 What? 255 00:11:35,101 --> 00:11:36,802 A hundred miles isn't out of the way. 256 00:11:36,853 --> 00:11:40,739 A hundred miles is a different destination. 257 00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:43,826 Trust me, you will thank me when we get there-- 258 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,778 Oh, shoot! 259 00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:48,080 You made me miss small falls. 260 00:11:51,117 --> 00:11:53,636 This is it. Frank's chicken and waffles. 261 00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:56,121 It's great, right? It has a "d" rating. 262 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,675 Yeah, "d" for "delicious." 263 00:11:59,743 --> 00:12:03,095 Or "d" for "dysentery." 264 00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:06,098 Or "d" for "drop it. We're eating here." 265 00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:11,203 Shoot. I didn't get to say " d" for "diarrhea." 266 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:14,440 I have a feeling the opportunity will arise. 267 00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:18,560 Hey, um, mom, can I talk to you for a second? 268 00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:20,012 Yes, mackenzie? 269 00:12:20,063 --> 00:12:21,113 I've given it some thought, 270 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,181 And I think you owe me an apology. 271 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,868 What?! I swear to god-- 272 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,703 No, no, no. No. 273 00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:31,824 No. This is a family trip. 274 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,994 Sophie, mackenzie, you go sit way over there... 275 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,997 Away from the family. 276 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,581 Okay. 277 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:40,549 Chin up, buddy. 278 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,051 I'm fine! 279 00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:52,928 Nice place. 280 00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:57,349 Went to wash up, but there's a scary raccoon in there. 281 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,436 Come on. Let's order. I'm getting the giant burger. 282 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,987 You can't order a burger. 283 00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:04,389 This is frank's chicken and waffles. 284 00:13:04,441 --> 00:13:06,692 And that is what we are all having. 285 00:13:06,743 --> 00:13:09,061 You will thank me later. 286 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,285 Hey, you know how they say that everything tastes like chicken? 287 00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:18,003 Why doesn't this? 288 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,741 I think it's healthier if you took the skin off your waffle. 289 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,261 All right, come on, guys. Give annie a break. 290 00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,763 This place is great. 291 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:29,715 It's got a lot of character. 292 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:33,085 So you're okay with this? Oh, I will not eat here. 293 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:34,937 Look, I know it doesn't look great, 294 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,723 But I'm telling you it is... really-- 295 00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:41,593 really good. 296 00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:47,533 if you guys don't want yours, I'll eat it. 297 00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:53,705 I don't understand what's happening. 298 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:58,077 That food was terrible. 299 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,245 And watching 84r-old magic mike 300 00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:03,882 Lasso a mini horse ile riding a mini horse... 301 00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:09,287 What kind of world do we live I 302 00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:12,457 what's up with you? 303 00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,759 Sophie thinks I'm unhappy, 304 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,961 And I don't know where it's coming from. 305 00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:18,263 Oh, god. Is her cell phone out of juice? 306 00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:19,731 Yeah. 307 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:22,401 This is what she does when she's bored. 308 00:14:22,468 --> 00:14:25,137 It's like a cat toying with a mouse. 309 00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:27,322 When the power went out last week, 310 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,524 She told me that I was 311 00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,359 A skinny, bleached-blonde control freak. 312 00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:38,834 Where does she get this stuff? 313 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,957 Hey, remember what we were talkingbout before? 314 00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:47,209 I think I need to clarify my hypothecal. 315 00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:50,495 What if the person who's interested in your ex-wife 316 00:14:50,547 --> 00:14:51,997 Was a brother? 317 00:14:52,048 --> 00:14:54,216 Brother? 318 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,934 Dude, that's pretty messed up. 319 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,302 But what if no one planned it? 320 00:14:57,353 --> 00:15:01,557 It just happened, like a rainbow after a spring shower. 321 00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:03,008 I don't care. 322 00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:04,276 That's the sickest thing I ever heard. 323 00:15:04,343 --> 00:15:06,895 Why would you even ask? 324 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,931 Wait. 325 00:15:08,998 --> 00:15:10,682 Are you talking about jack and annie? 326 00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:13,819 I'm not talking about jack and annie. No! 327 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,455 No! No. 328 00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:19,024 He's the only brother I got. 329 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,411 No, I meant a "brother," like me. 330 00:15:22,495 --> 00:15:24,580 Ohh. 331 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:27,049 A brother. 332 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,668 The ex of a brother. 333 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:35,507 Oh, I get it now. Nikki's into me. 334 00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:39,044 sure. Why not? 335 00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:41,364 + 336 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:43,071 Listen, honey, 337 00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:45,240 I really wanted this to be a great trip, 338 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,875 But I am not gonna lie to you. 339 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:51,579 Morale is at an all-time low. 340 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,664 So could you just help me out 341 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,833 And apologize to your mom, please? 342 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,284 Why? I didn't do anything wrong. 343 00:15:57,786 --> 00:16:00,621 Honey, you treat your mom worse than sophie treats me, 344 00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:03,925 And that is saying a lot. 345 00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,678 Well, she's really mean to me, too. 346 00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,796 Oh, is she? 347 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:12,317 Well, was it mean when she stood in line for five hours 348 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,903 To get you justin timberlake tickets? 349 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,804 She didn't tell me it was five hours. 350 00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:19,140 Well, did she tell you that she wanted you 351 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:22,160 To get the lead in the preschool dance recital so bad, 352 00:16:22,244 --> 00:16:26,314 That she volunteered to sew 40 bumblebee costumes? 353 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,416 Oh, I always wondered how I got that. 354 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:33,037 At the tryouts, I was so nervous, I peed in my tutu. 355 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,789 Think about it, mackenzie. 356 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,991 Your mother is the kind of woman 357 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,843 Who enjoys four-star hotels 358 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,846 And luxury cars and spa weekends. 359 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:45,049 But she's-- she's on a stinky bus 360 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,386 Just so she can spend a few precious hours with you. 361 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,839 When you say it like that, she... 362 00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:54,893 She sounds like a person. 363 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:11,025 Hey, babe. 364 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:12,794 "babe"? 365 00:17:12,861 --> 00:17:14,913 I just had a talk with gary. 366 00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:17,432 He filled me in on what's going on. 367 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:21,052 Oh, god, I told him to keep his mouth shut. 368 00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:24,505 No. I'm glad he told me. 369 00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,824 Nikki... 370 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:28,927 You and I... 371 00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:30,311 We'll never be. 372 00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,647 What? 373 00:17:32,714 --> 00:17:36,267 And don't get upset. You're a beautiful woman. 374 00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:39,437 But you're annie's friend and gary's ex... 375 00:17:39,521 --> 00:17:41,389 A bit too old for me. 376 00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:45,726 I just want you to know that I'm flattered. 377 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:47,028 I'd give you a hug, but I'm-- 378 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:50,031 I'm afraid it would just make it harder for you. 379 00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,233 Yeah, maybe don't hug me. 380 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:53,868 Or touch me. 381 00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:57,905 I understand. 382 00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:06,714 Gary! 383 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,884 No way out of here, huh? 384 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:18,526 Hey, sophie. 385 00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:20,111 You know, I wanted to thank you. 386 00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:22,897 Your questions led me to some healthy introspection, 387 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:25,233 And you're right. I'm not really that happy. 388 00:18:25,284 --> 00:18:26,934 So I'm gonna make some changes, 389 00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,453 And I hope you do, too. 390 00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:30,571 What do I need to change? 391 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:32,657 Well, there's the obvious thing, you know-- 392 00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:34,826 The thing everyone talks about. 393 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:37,712 What thing? What does everybody talk about? 394 00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:40,548 It doesn't matter. Who cares what people think? 395 00:18:40,615 --> 00:18:43,468 I care. 396 00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:45,619 I care what people think. 397 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,591 Oh, my god! Why does everybody hate me? 398 00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:52,510 Oh, please, sophie. Nobody hates you. 399 00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:55,430 I was just messing with you like you were messing with me. 400 00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:57,482 You are way out of your league, uncle jack. 401 00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,769 Good luck with the bird. 402 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,810 What do you want? 403 00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,280 Mom, I wanna say I'm sorry. 404 00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,198 You had every right to yell at me, 405 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,285 And you may not realize this, but you're a person. 406 00:19:17,336 --> 00:19:19,620 Um, you know, 407 00:19:19,671 --> 00:19:21,706 So... Don't get all weird about it, 408 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,758 But... I love you, 409 00:19:23,825 --> 00:19:27,545 And I really appreciate all the things you do for me. 410 00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:31,099 Can I get weird for just, like, 30 seconds? 411 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,266 15. 412 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:33,885 I love you so much! 413 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,937 You are my everything! 414 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:41,692 How much time do I have left? 415 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,652 wow! This is whispering pines? 416 00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:53,571 Annie, this place is incredible. 417 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,873 Will it erase the memory of magic mike 418 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,658 Feeding his toothless mini horse 419 00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:00,962 Applesauce from the palm of his one good hand? 420 00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:03,864 Probably not. 421 00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:09,203 This--this is not what I remember. 422 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:11,222 I mean, where's the rocking chair 423 00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:13,424 Next to the potbelly stove? 424 00:20:13,509 --> 00:20:15,593 Or the little stuffed bear butler 425 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:17,395 With mints on a tray? 426 00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:20,848 I'll go to the bar and see if any of that corny crap is there. 427 00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:23,017 I'll go with you. 428 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:25,219 Yeah, me, too. Fine. 429 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:29,723 Just don't sit near me. I need a break from you people. 430 00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:32,527 Okay, I'm gonna go check out the gift shop. 431 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:33,945 You wanna come, mom? 432 00:20:34,029 --> 00:20:37,398 Oh, god, yes. 433 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,834 Best trip ever. 434 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:44,956 hey, um, excuse me. 435 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,041 I was here a really long time ago, 436 00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:49,677 And--and it was completely different. 437 00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:51,429 Where is the, um, horseshoe pit 438 00:20:51,513 --> 00:20:53,848 Or the pond with the tire swing? 439 00:20:53,915 --> 00:20:55,850 It's now a heated indoor pool. 440 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:58,302 You can reach it by going through our spa. 441 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:01,072 I suggest reserving a cabana now. 442 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,673 They go fast. 443 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,228 Oh, my god. Mom! 444 00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,397 A spa? A cabana? You made it sound like 445 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,566 We were going to a lame backwoods country place 446 00:21:11,617 --> 00:21:14,952 Where you make your own taffy. 447 00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:17,488 But this is the best vacation ever. 448 00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,076 taffy? 449 00:21:22,144 --> 00:21:23,494 No. 450 00:21:23,495 --> 00:21:31,081 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com