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You're frustrated,
aren't you,
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that we haven't...
done the deed.
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Nobody's looking
at the calendar here.
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We are a month in.
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So if that's any sort of
milestone for you...
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You know it's just logistics,
right?
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We could always...
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I'm not gonna have sex
in your plane.
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Okay. Please?
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It's not safe.
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I have autopilot, parachutes,
and condoms.
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It's safe.
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It's gonna happen...
on the ground.
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And it's gonna be
mind-blowing.
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Mind-blowing, huh?
Way to undersell.
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- What are you doing?
- Working late.
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Under the house.
Going the extra mile.
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You dropped your phone
through the hole
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in the kitchen floor again,
huh?
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Maybe.
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Hey, I found this
old-school comb under there.
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Dibs if that's cool.
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Anything you find
under the house
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you can keep, okay?
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I trust you'll be discrete
about...
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The weird no-sex thing?
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Yeah, I won't say a word.
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Clem, on the other hand,
is a huge gossip.
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Who you calling a gossip?
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You told Sheila Enzer
I got with her sister.
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Sheila asked me
a direct question, all right?
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I'm not gonna lie.
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That would be a threat
to my sobriety.
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It's always a threat to your
sobriety when it's juicy.
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I didn't say anything about
that doubles three-way you had
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with those folks
down at the surf shop, did I?
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- Unbelievable.
- Unbelievable is right!
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Those folks were 45 years old.
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What happened to the movie?
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Joffrey got scared
and tossed his snack.
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- Aw, reflux, buddy?
- Diagnosed at two.
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I don't know if I can
in the game Saturday.
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My heart's beating
like a rabbit.
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You can't skip
another baseball game.
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Man up!
The other kids are talking.
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Coach?
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I'll put you out
in right field.
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I coach the venice gondoliers.
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Gooo gondos!
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You know, I...
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It used to be my dad,
but he's incarcerated.
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Well, I'm sure he's gonna
get out real soon.
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Why? Did you hear
he was coming home early?
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No, no.
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Well, I'm not familiar
with particulars of this case.
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- She's messing with you.
- Okay.
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Hazing the new guy.
Fair enough.
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Can we go play Wii?
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- Sure.
- Well...
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- If mom's good with that.
- Yeah.
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Benjamin!
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Apologies for being debajo
the house.
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No conozco que tu hablas
espanol.
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Wha... what?
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Hey, uh,
between just us dudes...
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Come again?
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I wanna tell you something
between just us dudes.
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Oh, sure.
Yeah.
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You've got Charlie issues.
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She'll warm up to me.
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She doesn't seem
like a fan.
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And Alex needs her to sign off
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before the deed happens,
you know?
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30 days.
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Huh.
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Um, between just us dudes,
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you got kinda dusty
on your little comb hunt.
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Sorry the whole
plane sex thing got negged.
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It's all good.
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I still got a plane.
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There's nothing wrong
with that.
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Beer?
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- And the coke?
- Whoops.
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Club soda.
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Oh, uh, son,
not to be a nudge,
88
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but remember I need a ride to
my acting class tomorrow night.
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I'm teaching again.
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Gary'll take you.
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Yes, of course
I'll chauffer your dad.
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I'm a carpenter's apprentice.
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Excellent attitude,
Gary.
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Thank you, Gary.
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Gentlemen,
if you'll excuse me,
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I've been
called into the game.
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"He's a 6'4" shooting guard.
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The pride of venice
out of itt tech.
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Pete Riggins!
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Oh, God, I wish these jeans
were tear-away.
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Hey.
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- Buy a guy a drink?
- Excuse me?
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Fine, I'll buy you one.
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- Those are killer earrings.
- Thank you.
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Those are killer earrings.
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Natalie.
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Has he invited you
to check out the sunset
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on the roof yet?
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The view, like your earrings,
is killer.
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Care to join me?
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I'm the ex.
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He gambled away
my engagement ring.
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In my defense, I had
no intention of marrying her.
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She's hot, but bipolar-y.
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You, on the other hand,
seem like a really...
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Later.
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Oh, I feel bad.
Do I owe you a skank now?
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Are you ever gonna return
my green shirt?
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- I love that shirt.
- Molly sleeps on it.
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How is my dog?
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Looks more and more like you
every day.
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I heard you were
dating a guy in Pasadena.
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I didn't even think
that was a real place.
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Yeah.
It's full of cheating bastards.
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Just like here.
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Just so you know,
I never cheated on you.
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- Emotionally.
- Mm.
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- Buy a guy a drink?
- Really?
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Fine, I'll buy.
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Heard you turned down
airplane sex.
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Clem mentioned it.
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The worst part is...
Coming up on a year.
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Oh, I've gone a year
without airplane sex.
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No, no.
No sex.
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- This Saturday, a year.
- What?
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- Is that even safe?
- It's actually extremely safe.
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Okay.
You need to take some action.
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I keep trying to,
but Joffrey's killing me.
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It's like the third time
that kid's puked on my mojo.
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You gotta get
out of this house.
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- Book a hotel room.
- An away game.
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I like it.
I like it.
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- Viceroy's good.
- Or a cute bed and breakfast.
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Oh, God, no.
Alex, nobody wants banana...
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Pancakes!
How good would that be?
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After a night of lovin'.
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Pancakes? Alex, really?
That's what your body's craving?
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Molly.
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Hey!
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Why are you in your
crying corner?
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I can't believe
we slept together.
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I'm so self-destructive.
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Wait, are you talking about
the same last night?
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I mean, that thing you did
where you lifted me up,
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that was... insane.
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I'm fine.
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Don't feel like you have
to stay or anything.
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- Let's have dinner tonight.
- You don't have to do that.
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It'll be great to catch up.
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Sweet.
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Ha! Ha, ha!
Molly! Mwah!
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Damn it!
You had sex with Natalie.
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We may rekindled last night
and once again this morning.
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- Come on, now!
- Whoo.
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You know you swimming into
a rip current of tears, right?
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You only go back to her
when you're in a bad place.
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I'm in a good place.
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Is it because Alex
has a boyfriend?
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Is it because you're smitten?
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Who is smitten?
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Oh, nobody. I was just
trying out a white-person word.
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Smitten.
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Ha. It's not for me.
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Dog a new hire?
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Yeah, that's Gary's
replacement.
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Are you going to lock her
in the porta-potty
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like you did me
on my first day?
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Molly lives
with my ex-girlfriend.
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Oh, did we have degrading sex
with the ex last night?
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Define degrading.
My bar is pretty high.
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You're not in a good place.
Feeling fat in your wet suit.
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I hear you and the red baron
are going to a hotel room.
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- Clem!
- If I hold it in, it festers.
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Actually, we're going
to a bed and breakfast.
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00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:03,632
- Bad call.
- Old people.
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00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:04,934
Too quaint.
187
00:07:04,935 --> 00:07:06,435
What's the latest
on you fixing my sink?
188
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The part is coming in
from tempe... Arizona.
189
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Well, let me know when
it's in Venice... California.
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Smitten.
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I've got a surprise
for our friday date.
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Me too.
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I shot an email to Charlie,
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and I hope I didn't
cross a line here,
195
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but, uh... I invited her
to hang out with us that night.
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That's gonna be
a little weird,
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'cause I booked us a b&b.
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I like your surprise
better.
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00:07:39,718 --> 00:07:41,152
Why would you make plans
with Charlie?
200
00:07:41,153 --> 00:07:42,487
Well, I just... I thought
201
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you wanted me to get
to know her better before we...
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Have sex?
That's a little creepy, Ben.
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Ha, yeah, you're right.
I'll cancel on her.
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I never do that.
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Hello.
Welcome.
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I don't mean to be a dick.
I appreciate the ride.
207
00:08:02,174 --> 00:08:04,075
But classes are 25 bucks
a pop.
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00:08:04,076 --> 00:08:06,511
25 bucks?
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00:08:06,512 --> 00:08:08,763
Welcome, everyone.
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Welcome to forged by fire,
scene study with Walt Riggins.
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- Why are you here?
- Pete made me.
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Shut the door!
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My driver.
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00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:21,425
You're here because
you're gonna be actors.
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And you are going on a journey.
A journey of a lifetime.
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00:08:23,979 --> 00:08:25,596
And it may indeed
take a lifetime
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for you to reach
your full potential...
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As an actor.
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00:08:30,069 --> 00:08:33,071
I'm doing my best work now
at 53.
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What...
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00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,791
What can I give you?
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Here's what I can give you.
I can give you a safe space.
223
00:08:39,878 --> 00:08:42,663
A place where
you can get in touch...
224
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With your original premise.
225
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Because here, people...
226
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Here, it's about you.
227
00:08:51,123 --> 00:08:52,557
I've got a big
commercial audition.
228
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Who'd like to run lines
with me?
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00:08:55,978 --> 00:08:57,562
I prefer a female.
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Okay, so it's my second year
of medical school.
231
00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:02,292
And, Charlie,
you like gross stuff, right?
232
00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:03,568
Mm-hmm, I love it.
233
00:09:03,569 --> 00:09:05,302
Okay, great.
You're gonna love this.
234
00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:07,471
So, um, we're studding
the thoracic wall.
235
00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,306
Pericardium.
Blah, blah... boring stuff.
236
00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:11,142
But I'm psyched because
we totally get
237
00:09:11,143 --> 00:09:12,610
to cut into the heart.
All right?
238
00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:16,614
So we cut and cut,
and then I hold up, in my hand,
239
00:09:16,615 --> 00:09:20,701
the heart of a fetal pig.
240
00:09:20,702 --> 00:09:21,986
How cool is that?
241
00:09:21,987 --> 00:09:23,355
You killed a pig?
242
00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:27,508
- No, no, it was already dead.
- Is that what "fetal" means?
243
00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:33,508
No, no, "fetal" is like
a baby, only younger...
244
00:09:33,509 --> 00:09:37,168
That's been taken
from it's mom's...
245
00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:38,886
I knew I should've gone with
the story about the flip phone
246
00:09:38,887 --> 00:09:41,522
that I found in that guy's...
Anus.
247
00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:43,441
No, not right either.
248
00:09:43,442 --> 00:09:48,029
Somewhere between dead pig
and this fellow's anus.
249
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That's where you wanna be.
But you'll get it.
250
00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,855
Aah!
Oh, my God!
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Can you see if my...
252
00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:03,294
Well, I'm leaving right now.
Okay.
253
00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,330
Oh, my...
Ah, no.
254
00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:07,548
I was just about to call you.
255
00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:08,833
I got a crisis on the job.
256
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,168
We don't have to do this.
257
00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:12,386
No. No, no, no.
Don't... go to the corner.
258
00:10:12,387 --> 00:10:15,039
If you're seeing someone else,
just say it.
259
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,891
'Cause I will find out.
260
00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:19,260
I am not seeing anyone else.
261
00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:21,479
What are you doing Saturday?
You wanna do beach day?
262
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:23,981
I would've been here sooner,
263
00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:25,399
but it's hard to ride your bike
264
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,767
when you're drinking
a milkshake.
265
00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:28,936
Toss that for me?
266
00:10:28,937 --> 00:10:30,321
Crackerjack job
on the sink, there, buddy.
267
00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:32,389
What time's the stove set
to detonate?
268
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:34,058
This baby just
came in from tempe.
269
00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:35,660
Liar.
You forgot to order it.
270
00:10:35,661 --> 00:10:37,695
- Clem told you?
- No, you just did.
271
00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:40,364
- Damn it.
- Really? A motorcycle.
272
00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:41,666
- Top gun for you?
- I love motorcycles.
273
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,401
- No, you don't.
- Most women do.
274
00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:45,736
No, they don't.
275
00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:47,088
Had a guy come into the E.R.
Motorcycle crash.
276
00:10:47,089 --> 00:10:49,207
Lost all his skin.
You could see his femur.
277
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:50,842
Ben.
278
00:10:52,577 --> 00:10:55,930
Okay, excellent assisting,
Chuck.
279
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:59,767
Thank you.
280
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:00,885
Nice wing.
281
00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:03,137
I was all city,
venice high.
282
00:11:03,138 --> 00:11:06,807
Class of '96.
Asterisk ged.
283
00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:09,277
- How we doing in here?
- We need a pitcher.
284
00:11:09,278 --> 00:11:12,280
The coach is supposed to do it,
but mom keep beaning the kids.
285
00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:13,507
Yeah, they keep crowding
the plate.
286
00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,003
So how about coming
to my game tomorrow?
287
00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:16,132
Sure.
288
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,761
I keep pulling
a lot of balls foul.
289
00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,219
Well, you're probably
stepping into the bucket.
290
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,305
I might be able to help.
291
00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:21,755
Led the ivies in ribis.
292
00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:22,890
Power from both sides
of the plate.
293
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,984
Switch hitter.
No comment, too easy.
294
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,394
You played baseball
at dartmouth?
295
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,154
Well, when I wasn't chugging
natty lights
296
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,731
in the basement of Chi Gam.
297
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,907
Chi Gam?
298
00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:32,192
I feel like I went there
for a winter carnival
299
00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,493
and they had flooded
the basement.
300
00:11:33,494 --> 00:11:34,611
And turned it into
an ice rink.
301
00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:35,778
Yes!
That's so crazy!
302
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,863
I can't believe
you were there.
303
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,914
I was.
304
00:11:37,915 --> 00:11:39,282
I mean, I don't remember
anything.
305
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,000
- A word, please.
- I'm kinda busy right now.
306
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,335
It'll just take a minute.
307
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,876
You're welcome.
308
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,379
The whole fake geyser thing to
save you from the horrible date.
309
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,098
Hey, you're delusional.
310
00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:57,350
And you're not pulling off
that jacket.
311
00:11:57,351 --> 00:12:00,270
I think we both know
that's a lie.
312
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:05,258
Oh, and by the by,
he's not a closer.
313
00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,759
Yeah, no, I'm not feeling him.
314
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,561
Oh, it's gonna happen.
315
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:12,765
- I can't hear you.
- Sex with Ben will happen.
316
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,401
And it'll probably be amazing.
317
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,986
Damn, I flooded it.
318
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,955
Probably be amazing?
319
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:20,623
When did we downgrade
to "probably"?
320
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:21,824
A little respect.
321
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,160
A client is talking
to her contractor.
322
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,713
- What's up, babe?
- Stay out of my sex life.
323
00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,081
What sex life?
324
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,760
Oh!
325
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,030
Ugh!
326
00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:48,655
Are you aiming at this?
327
00:12:48,656 --> 00:12:49,906
What do you think
I'm doing wrong?
328
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:52,242
- Pitching.
- Ben had a tough night.
329
00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:54,327
- Are you off Ben?
- No.
330
00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:56,830
He tried to wow Charlie
with this med school story
331
00:12:56,831 --> 00:13:00,667
that ends up in this weird
pig abortion area.
332
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:01,835
Hmm.
333
00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:03,703
You know who's great
with Charlie?
334
00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:05,589
Why are you obsessed
with Pete?
335
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,017
Look at him,
he's incredible.
336
00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:09,793
What a specimen.
337
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:11,651
Okay, he's not doing himself
any favors right now.
338
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:12,680
Hey, Riggins!
339
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:16,600
That's a hose,
not an outdoor shower.
340
00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:18,551
Just... ridiculous!
341
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,806
I'll shoot you an estimate.
342
00:13:28,613 --> 00:13:32,699
Thank you.
343
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,517
Went very well, Gary.
344
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:36,319
Very well.
345
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,821
Oh, Lawrence.
346
00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:39,823
Is that what you're wearing?
No, I'm just kidding.
347
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:41,858
You carry it off.
348
00:13:41,859 --> 00:13:42,993
To the xterra.
349
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:44,027
Hey, are you up?
350
00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:45,412
Are you auditioning?
351
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:48,698
- Oh, no, no, he's my driver.
- I'm a carpenter.
352
00:13:48,699 --> 00:13:49,866
Apprentice.
353
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:52,011
- A genuine carpenter.
- Apprentice.
354
00:13:52,012 --> 00:13:54,847
Hmm, he's young,
but a different way to go.
355
00:13:54,848 --> 00:13:56,640
Do you have a second
to come talk with us?
356
00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:58,684
Sure.
357
00:13:58,685 --> 00:13:59,843
Um... um...
358
00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,604
Come to think of it,
359
00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:04,014
I can do it without the,
uh, Southern twang.
360
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,983
I don't... um, you know,
we have to get going.
361
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,724
Got your text.
What's going on?
362
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:17,827
He was crying, so I felt
weird just leaving him.
363
00:14:17,828 --> 00:14:21,064
Ha, 45 years...
364
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:25,878
I have honed my craft,
and they give it to that kid?
365
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,805
- I mean, what's he done?
- Nothing.
366
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,007
No-thing!
367
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,760
Grease in High School.
368
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:37,797
But the chorus.
Chorus.
369
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,015
Dad, you wanna switch
to beer?
370
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,517
You know, it's 1:00 P.M.
371
00:14:40,518 --> 00:14:44,105
Get that...
Ginger Judas out of here please.
372
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,775
I feel like maybe
I messed up a little bit.
373
00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:50,527
No, you nailed it.
374
00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:52,228
Well, this is technically
overtime.
375
00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,264
But that's a Monday
discussion.
376
00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:56,232
It's what you do, you know.
377
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,318
Thief.
378
00:14:58,319 --> 00:14:59,986
Remember that time
I visited you
379
00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:03,123
on the set of China beach?
380
00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:04,834
I played a blind mechanic.
381
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,919
They asked you back
for six episodes.
382
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,278
There would've been more
but Dana Delany and I
383
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,247
had a thing.
384
00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:14,177
It never consummated,
but it distracted her.
385
00:15:14,178 --> 00:15:15,352
Mm.
386
00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:18,171
I have a ton of memories
like that.
387
00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:19,639
Ah, thanks for trying
to buck me up, son,
388
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,675
but, you know, I don't need
to be led down memory Lane.
389
00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,477
Remember Herman's head?
390
00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:28,297
Thank you.
I do.
391
00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:31,151
Crap, dad.
I gotta go to Charlie's game.
392
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,769
But we're gonna hang
when I get back, okay?
393
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,154
Okay, but, hey,
don't get thrown out.
394
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:35,939
Remember, you used to always
get thrown out.
395
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,073
I do.
396
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,241
Yeah, you'd come home.
You were all...
397
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:39,576
Just frustrated.
398
00:15:39,577 --> 00:15:40,744
Your eyes were all red.
399
00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:42,112
Well, I was high, dad,
you know.
400
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,279
I was always high.
401
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,664
Remember that time I played
402
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:47,293
that drug addict
on picket fences?
403
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,205
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I do.
404
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:53,289
That's it, guys.
405
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,424
That's the way we do it,
all right.
406
00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:55,458
All the way left, buddy.
Let's go!
407
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,826
Let's go, look sharp!
408
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,378
All right, gondoliers,
we got two down, two down!
409
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,630
Nice snag on that one-hopper,
Charlie, all right?
410
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:01,965
Hey, joffrey.
411
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,851
It's just a gnat, okay?
Hang in there, all right?
412
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:07,170
That'll be all, Ben.
413
00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:09,472
- Here comes the heat.
- I got this.
414
00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:10,640
Why don't you go look
for a hairbrush
415
00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:11,775
underneath the bleachers,
huh?
416
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:12,976
It's the fifth inning.
417
00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:14,677
Hey, I had a crisis
with my dad.
418
00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:16,146
- Did you get my text?
- Liar.
419
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,447
I swear to...
I texted you.
420
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:19,682
Ever since my phone
dropped under the house,
421
00:16:19,683 --> 00:16:21,951
it's been acting sketchy.
Just give me the rock.
422
00:16:21,952 --> 00:16:23,519
- Have you been drinking?
- Nope.
423
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,788
- Seriously.
- One beer.
424
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:27,157
And another one after that.
But I'm good.
425
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,858
Oh, he's muscle memorized
the dui test.
426
00:16:28,859 --> 00:16:30,193
Yeah, let's put him
around kids.
427
00:16:30,194 --> 00:16:32,128
If anything, I'm looser.
428
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:34,363
Look, guys,
I didn't even do...
429
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:36,633
- Uh-oh.
- Forget about our date?
430
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:37,834
Hmm?
431
00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:39,135
Your dad told me
you were here.
432
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,087
- Mom, what's going on?
- I got this, Charlie.
433
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:42,589
What is going on?
434
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,591
- Don't worry about it.
- Don't worry about it?
435
00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:46,259
- Who's Daisy Duke?
- What'd you say to me?
436
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,094
That sounded mostly
like a compliment to me.
437
00:16:48,095 --> 00:16:49,345
I was...
438
00:16:49,346 --> 00:16:51,147
Is this the emergency
you had last night?
439
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:52,482
I had to fix a pipe.
440
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:53,817
Now you're pitching
at her kid's game.
441
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,351
- You bastard!
- Hey, hey, hey!
442
00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:57,654
Looked worse than it was.
Wearing flip-flops!
443
00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:00,156
Could you guys please
take your domestic dispute
444
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,491
off the field.
445
00:17:01,492 --> 00:17:02,826
I can't believe you're
banging another client.
446
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,277
What? God, no!
447
00:17:04,278 --> 00:17:06,529
I'm not having sex with her.
And just "no" is fine.
448
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,114
Who's banging who?
449
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:09,749
Nothing but ear,
nothing but ear.
450
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:14,754
Come on, Molly.
Let's go.
451
00:17:14,755 --> 00:17:16,172
She seems great.
452
00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:17,841
Can somebody just pitch,
please?
453
00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:23,429
Give him the rock.
Now.
454
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:27,183
Hit the showers, mate.
455
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,469
Two down, gondoliers!
Two down!
456
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,171
Let's go, let's look sharp!
457
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,728
You threw a no-hitter.
458
00:17:38,729 --> 00:17:41,531
Even against kids,
that's still pretty hot.
459
00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:42,899
Yeah, well,
I just wanna thank God,
460
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,267
my teammates.
461
00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:45,418
Especially joffrey.
462
00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:46,819
Did it for the sex,
didn't you?
463
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:51,024
We are 36 days in.
I would've bought Charlie a car.
464
00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:55,745
She's at Screwsie's.
465
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,632
Hold that thought.
466
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,836
Everything all right?
467
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:06,422
Yeah, it's just a text
from Pete.
468
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:08,091
On a Saturday night?
469
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:10,293
Actually it's from
this afternoon.
470
00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:12,345
His phone's sketchy.
471
00:18:12,346 --> 00:18:13,680
Is there something going on
with you guys?
472
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:14,814
What?
473
00:18:14,815 --> 00:18:16,015
Well, his ex seems
to think so.
474
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:17,600
Who cares what she thinks?
475
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:19,068
Did you see that body
by the way?
476
00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:21,754
It's, like, so lean.
What do you even hold onto...
477
00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:23,239
Other then the big boobs?
478
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,491
You didn't answer
my question.
479
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:30,289
I'm not into Pete.
480
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:35,251
Are we gonna do this,
or what?
481
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,762
Call me tomorrow.
482
00:18:50,384 --> 00:18:52,302
Seriously?
483
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:54,721
And then she slapped me.
484
00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:57,890
I don't know, Natalie and I
together are just chaos.
485
00:18:57,891 --> 00:19:00,893
And... that's not a good ride
for me anymore.
486
00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:04,397
So I thought I should come
to a meeting.
487
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:07,150
Uh-oh.
488
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:14,457
Pipe wrench, please.
489
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:18,861
It's not even close.
Pinot, please.
490
00:19:18,862 --> 00:19:21,414
It's after midnight.
I went a year without sex.
491
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:22,548
Oh, that can't be safe.
492
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,968
It's actually
extremely safe.
493
00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:26,302
It sucks.
494
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,670
You know, most of the time
495
00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:28,805
I'm a pretty good influence
on Chuck.
496
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:30,089
Yeah, you should open
a charter school.
497
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,507
She's more resilient
than you think.
498
00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:32,725
You're telling me
about my kid?
499
00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:34,427
Just one contractor's
opinion.
500
00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:35,595
How come you can't go
ten seconds
501
00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:36,896
without saying
something annoying?
502
00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:38,398
You inspire me.
503
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,109
Pipe's done.
504
00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:43,319
Did you fix it right
this time?
505
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,720
Wasn't even broken.
506
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:45,888
What? Really?
507
00:19:45,889 --> 00:19:48,658
Really.
508
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:50,559
It's almost as if someone
called me at midnight
509
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,997
with... ulterior motives.
510
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:55,331
Why didn't you tell me
about Ben?
511
00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,533
- What?
- I worked here for, like, a week.
512
00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,452
- You never talked about him.
- Never came up.
513
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:01,464
Who's the liar now?
514
00:20:04,908 --> 00:20:06,209
No! God, no.
515
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,543
Just "no" is fine.
516
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:08,678
- I just can't...
- You want to, but can't.
517
00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:10,013
No, I get it.
518
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:12,215
No, get over yourself.
That's not what I said.
519
00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:14,477
I was cheated on,
and I'm not gonna cheat on Ben.
520
00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:15,852
So if Ben wasn't
in the picture?
521
00:20:15,853 --> 00:20:16,936
Just take the no.
522
00:20:16,937 --> 00:20:18,354
Sounds like a no
with an asterisk.
523
00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:19,522
- It's not.
- Like a diploma.
524
00:20:19,523 --> 00:20:22,975
No, I'm not interested.
525
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:24,527
Text me later
when you change your mind.
526
00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:25,928
Not gonna happen.
527
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,563
My phone's still sketchy.
528
00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,992
So don't freak if I take a while
to hit you back.
529
00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:32,368
Wow.
530
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,242
Damn it! I flooded it.
531
00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:50,819
Ha, look at them.
532
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,568
And the director said
I might even get a trailer.
533
00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:58,092
Those two
are smitten.
534
00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:01,354
Smitten.
I like them.
535
00:21:02,672 --> 00:21:04,484
You're so funny.
536
00:21:06,382 --> 00:21:07,770
Wait.
What the hell?
537
00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:10,302
♪
538
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,457
Really?
539
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:17,216
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