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Look at that.
Dogs in the diner.
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Where are we, Paris?
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'Cause if we are, I'm gonna
stop wearing deodorant.
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Did you guys see
that adorable dog?
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You mean the one leaking
rabies all over the table
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while people
are trying to eat?
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She said
he's allowed to be in here.
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He's her registered
emotional companion.
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Her registered
full-of-crap what?
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He's got one of those
official vests that says
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"don't pet me,
I'm working."
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I have a shirt that says
"federal bikini inspector,"
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but there is simply no such
branch of the U.S. government.
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Hi, so, uh,
what the hell is this?
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Excuse me?
I don't understand.
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Dogs aren't allowed
in the diner.
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Oh, he's legally allowed
to be here.
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He's my registered
emotional companion.
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You mean you don't
have a boyfriend.
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No,
I suffer from anxiety.
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You mean you don't
want to eat alone.
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No, I have a note
from a doctor.
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You mean you have a printer
and the Internet.
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Admit it,
and the dog can stay.
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It's really hard
meeting guys.
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There's a good boy.
I'll get you a cookie.
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ♪
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sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Is it just me,
or does Han sound kind of sexy
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when he speaks korean?
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Looks like Han,
sounds like Barry White.
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Who was that, Han?
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Do you have a hot,
new korean girlfriend?
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Yeah, someone
who really likes you
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and is $1.50
for the first minute
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and $2 for each
additional minute?
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I was talking
to my mother!
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So... yes?
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I was not talking hot.
I was apologizing.
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She's still angry
I left home.
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Does she know you buy
your sweaters at build-a-bear?
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Well, I don't know
a lot about the korean culture,
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but maybe you should
stand up for yourself
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and stop apologizing
to your mother.
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Yeah, what do you
even have to apologize for?
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You must have been
the easiest birth ever.
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She could've coughed you
into a catcher's mitt.
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I'm making a cappuccino,
you want one?
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Nope, I can't have
any caffeine.
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I have to keep my system clean.
I'm doing a drug trial tomorrow.
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Max,
not one of those places
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where they use you
as a Guinea pig
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to test for side effects
of new drugs
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that go on the market?
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Or, as I like to call it,
getting paid $500
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to, uh, roll
the side effects dice
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and hope it lands
on hallucinations.
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I would never
do something like that.
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I consider
my body a temple.
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Didn't I see
your "temple" eat a bag
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of flaming hot cheetos
two nights ago?
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And that
was a huge mistake.
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I still have a little...
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Burny heinie.
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And besides, think of
all the people who are
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lowering their cholesterol
safely because of me.
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Or the people who aren't
taking klamitra because of me.
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I never
heard of klamitra.
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You're welcome.
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I know klamitra.
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Sexy black woman
who teaches my spin class.
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Uh, hello, uh,
maybe you can help me.
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I'm looking
for Caroline channing.
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I have a legal matter
to discuss with her.
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Never heard of her.
Never seen her.
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- Mr. hutchinson?
- Never took an oath.
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Oh, my God,
Mr. hutchinson, hi.
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I haven't seen you
since my father's scandal broke
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and they were dragging you
out of your law offices.
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Can I hug you?
I mean, it's been so long
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since I've seen anyone
from my old life.
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But, uh,
not too hard.
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Ever since the scandal,
I've had acid reflux.
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Didn't you
used to be taller?
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No, uh, prouder.
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Oh, uh, Mr. hutchinson,
this is my friend, Max.
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Max, this is Leo hutchinson,
one of my father's attorneys.
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Oh, I've never
known a lawyer
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who wasn't
court-appointed for me.
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Well, except for
the ones on law & order.
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Have you ever
been on that show?
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No,
I'm a real lawyer.
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You look like someone
who was on that show.
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Are you sure
you didn't represent
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the woman
who ate her child?
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I've never represented
anyone who ate their child.
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On law & order.
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Caroline, I'm sorry
to drag you into this,
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but the prosecutor is asking
for you to give a deposition
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regarding
your father's case.
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Anything I can do to help?
I'm pretty courtroom savvy.
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I mean, I haven't seen
every episode of law & order,
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just, like, 400 of them.
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For instance,
the, uh, judge's hammer?
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Not called a hammer.
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Reflux! Oh!
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Sorry.
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I just... I need to
take a rylindia.
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Ah, rylindia.
Does that work?
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- Hmm.
- You're welcome.
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Well, thank you for coming
all the way out here.
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I know I'm in good hands
with you representing me.
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Uh, well, Caroline, as much
as I would love to help you
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and your
legal associate here,
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uh, the firm won't let me
do it for free.
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I mean, your father's case
bankrupted us practically,
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and my standard rate
is $1,100 an hour.
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You know I don't have
that kind of money.
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Last week,
I gave myself a bikini wax
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with duct tape
I stole from the diner.
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I'm gonna need
another rylindia.
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Oh, don't take two of those
in under an hour
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unless you want to have
an orgasm every time you yawn.
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You're welcome again.
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Mr. hutchinson,
I need you to do this.
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You can make this go away
as easily as possible.
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Please don't
make me beg.
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The floor's gross,
and my skirt's too short.
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Counselor,
at this juncture,
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I am going to need to
take miss channing
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and have a sidebar
over near the bar bar.
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How fun is this,
by the way?
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I'm, like,
your lawyer now.
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Oh, real fun.
About as fun as that bikini wax.
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And then I had to spend $14
on neosporin.
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Don't worry, I know how you
can make $500 in one night.
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I've been telling her that
since she got here.
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Max, I am not
doing a drug trial.
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Besides,
it's not enough money anyway.
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No, but after
I put in my $500,
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plus we take $100
from the cupcake fund.
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You would do that
for me?
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You know, I always thought
we'd have to use
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the cupcake money to get us
out of a legal problem.
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I just thought
it'd be for you.
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Me too!
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Welcome aboard,
drug buddy.
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I can't believe
I'm doing a drug trial.
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I won't even use stevia.
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It'll be fun!
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Just think of it as
a middle-school sleepover.
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But with drugs.
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Yeah,
a middle-school sleepover.
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So when
you did this before,
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you never got
any side effects, right?
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Well, no negative ones.
I used to be an "a" cup.
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Wow, everybody
looks so normal.
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This is more like
sorority row than skid row.
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Hi!
I'm Katie.
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Just found out
there's three to a room,
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and I was wondering if you guys
have chosen a roomie yet.
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Wait, there's three
in a room?
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Yeah, I know.
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You want to be careful
who you get.
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Anyways,
I'm a self-mutilator,
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and, um, I was wondering if
you could keep an eye on me.
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Just wrestle anything
out of my hands that's sharp.
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Uh,
you know what, Katie?
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We are
self-mutilators too.
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So, uh, we kind of
have our hands full.
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Yeah,
we're gonna be super-busy
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self-mutilating ourselves.
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No worries.
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Max, you should have told me
about the bed situation.
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Untested experimental drugs
is one thing,
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but three to a room?
That's barbaric!
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It'll be fine!
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We just have to pick
the right girl.
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What about, uh,
the one in the raincoat?
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She looks stuck-up,
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like she'd talk
about herself all night.
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Yeah, we already
got one of those.
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What about, uh...
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What about
Bob Marley shirt?
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She looks like
she smells.
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- Confirmed.
- Right there.
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That's who we want.
She looks smart
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and like she'd
mind her own business.
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Hey!
What are you up to?
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Nothing.
Just minding my own business.
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Hey, want to be
our roommate?
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Oh, I just said yes
to a self-mutilator,
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but I can get out of it.
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She probably
loves rejection.
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All right,
ladies, listen up!
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- Hey, Max!
- Hi, Toby.
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Heads-up,
me, her, and, uh...
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Excuse me,
what's your name?
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Oh, it's cool,
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we don't have to do,
like, the name thing.
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A girl after my own heart!
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- We're roommates.
- Got it.
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Now, since most of you
have done this before,
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I'll make it quick.
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Half of you
will get a placebo.
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The other half will be a testing
a new drug called gladiva,
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and no, that's not my stage name
down at the clubs.
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Okay,
possible side effects
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may occur over
the next 24 to 48 hours.
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They are...
Drum roll please...
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Headaches,
vomiting, flatulence,
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tongue-swelling,
suicidal thoughts...
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I'm having some
right now.
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- Itw...
- Inability to walk.
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Mm, I hope we get that
'cause that's the only thing
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that's gonna keep me here.
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And ru...
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Relentless urination.
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Fatigue, seizures...
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Camel toe.
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I'm kidding.
That's my joke.
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That's his joke.
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Good,
'cause I was out the door.
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Also, tg,
eb, ccs...
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You want me
to explain those to you?
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Not until you see one
happening to me.
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And A.L.
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Anal leakage.
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The Grande Dame
of side effects.
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Well, bottoms up.
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Max, don't say that
after "anal leakage."
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See? This is fun!
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Getting paid to eat cookies
and play the game of life.
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- Your turn.
- What's the point?
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Clearly, I've already
lost the game of life
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'cause I'm sitting
in a drug trial
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waiting for
my "A" to "L".
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Well, if your "A"
does start to "L,"
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you're on the bottom bunk.
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I gotta pee.
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Ruh-roh.
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What?
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Mm,
it's probably nothing,
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but she might be
experiencing ru.
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What's that again?
249
00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:04,942
Relentless urination.
250
00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:06,944
She just said
she had to pee.
251
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:20,323
Yeah,
that's relentless.
252
00:11:24,213 --> 00:11:25,212
Are you okay?
253
00:11:25,214 --> 00:11:27,681
Yeah.
254
00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:31,885
"Ru" sure?
255
00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:33,437
Okay,
your turn to spin.
256
00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:34,888
No more games.
257
00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:36,890
I really want to be prepared
for this deposition.
258
00:11:36,892 --> 00:11:39,610
Can you read me the questions
Mr. hutchinson sent?
259
00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:42,229
Mm-hmm.
260
00:11:42,231 --> 00:11:43,697
"State your full name."
261
00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,816
Caroline Wesbox Channing.
262
00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:48,569
Your middle name
is "Wesbox"?
263
00:11:48,571 --> 00:11:50,320
It was
my grandfather's name.
264
00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:53,073
It also might be
a side effect.
265
00:11:53,075 --> 00:11:56,243
"I just slept with a dude
who gave me Wesbox!"
266
00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:58,829
Max, can you just ask me
the next question?
267
00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:01,298
Do you have any owledge
of investor capital
268
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,200
from the channing
investment group
269
00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:05,035
being transferred
to offshore banks?
270
00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:06,703
I had
no knowledge of it.
271
00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:09,439
- You're boring.
- I'm boring?
272
00:12:09,441 --> 00:12:11,141
I'm just saying,
I'd change the channel.
273
00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:12,643
This is a bad one.
274
00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:14,845
Max,
it's not law & order.
275
00:12:14,847 --> 00:12:17,264
I'll say it isn't.
276
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,266
Look, tomorrow,
you gotta give them something.
277
00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:20,901
Open your shirt,
hike up your skirt,
278
00:12:20,903 --> 00:12:23,720
show them your Wesbox.
279
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:25,272
"Did you know anything
about your father
280
00:12:25,274 --> 00:12:28,242
- "illegally siphoning funds?"
- No.
281
00:12:28,244 --> 00:12:30,060
"Have you ever had
any conversations
282
00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:31,745
with your father regarding
said transactions?"
283
00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:32,946
No.
284
00:12:32,948 --> 00:12:36,333
"Is your ass leaking
right now?"
285
00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:39,536
No.
286
00:12:41,422 --> 00:12:45,909
Ruh-roh.
287
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,385
Nope.
288
00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,225
How we doing, ladies?
289
00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:04,862
Any side effects?
290
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:12,319
Max, are you awake?
291
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:13,871
Max!
292
00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:17,824
Quiet, you're gonna
wake up pissy spacek.
293
00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:20,944
I can't sleep.
My hearts keeps racing.
294
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:23,413
You should tell Toby.
It's probably a side effect.
295
00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,882
No, I'm nervous.
296
00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,416
I can't stop thinking
about the deposition
297
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,136
and about my father.
Can I come down and talk?
298
00:13:29,138 --> 00:13:34,057
Not a great time.
I kind of have people over.
299
00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:36,727
Get in here.
What's wrong?
300
00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:38,295
I'm scared
about tomorrow.
301
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,479
I'm scared I'm gonna say
the wrong thing
302
00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:41,348
and make things worse
for my father.
303
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:43,183
Look, all you have to do
is answer the questions
304
00:13:43,185 --> 00:13:46,236
as carefully as they suggested
and then throw in a wink,
305
00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:48,138
forget to wear panties.
He'll be fine.
306
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,690
But that's the thing.
307
00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:51,808
The questions don't say
anything about my father.
308
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:53,577
They're so cut and dry.
309
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:54,695
They're only asking me
details about things
310
00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:56,580
I know nothing about,
311
00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:59,032
and they're not interested in
the things I do know about him.
312
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,419
That he's warm, and funny,
and generous, and loving.
313
00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:04,004
Like when I was little,
and he and I
314
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,006
would take our plane
to our chalet in deer valley.
315
00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:08,208
Stop. You might as well
rephrase that to
316
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:09,876
"when he and I
would take our guilty
317
00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:12,012
to our guilty
in guilty valley."
318
00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:14,264
Every morning,
before we went skiing,
319
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:15,849
he would get up
really early and make me
320
00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:17,801
his snowflake
cinnamon french toast.
321
00:14:17,803 --> 00:14:19,336
Sounds amazing.
322
00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:21,838
And as he dusted
the cinnamon and sugar on top,
323
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,191
he'd say,
"look, sweetheart, it's snowing,
324
00:14:24,193 --> 00:14:26,360
snowing just for you."
325
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:29,229
And then he'd cut it
into these little pieces...
326
00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:31,348
See? I can't even
get the words out.
327
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:33,617
No one will ever hear them.
No one will know.
328
00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:36,853
I'll know.
I heard them.
329
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:39,873
Another round?
330
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:45,212
Yeah, I'm just gonna
bring my pillow in there.
331
00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,864
I don't think Gladiva's
gonna make it to the market.
332
00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:58,236
We'll be doing
the deposition in here.
333
00:14:58,238 --> 00:15:01,156
Oh, wow, this is exactly
how it looks on law & order!
334
00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:02,374
Ooh! Ooh!
335
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:03,908
There's the tiny
typewriter thing
336
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,627
where the actress
who never gets to speak sits!
337
00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:10,999
Leo, Leo, take my picture
near the tiny typewriter.
338
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:16,588
Ladies, ladies.
We only have an hour.
339
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,123
We're already behind
because you were late.
340
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,309
Sorry, we had to stop
at the check-cashing place.
341
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:26,431
Yeah, and then a store
to get diapers for a friend.
342
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,850
There, $1,000.
343
00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:31,736
No fuss,
and luckily, no muss.
344
00:15:31,738 --> 00:15:33,071
Max, do you have
the $100 from the cupcakes?
345
00:15:33,073 --> 00:15:34,136
Yeah.
346
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:38,810
Uh, 40... 60...
80... 90...
347
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:43,248
5, 6, 7, and...
348
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:47,202
100.
349
00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:50,839
Mr. hutchinson,
are you having reflux?
350
00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:56,211
No, I-it just became clear
to me what I do for a living.
351
00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:58,830
Okay, uh, Caroline,
352
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,332
if you're ready,
I can bring them in.
353
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:03,718
Remember,
just stick to the questions
354
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,303
and don't embellish.
355
00:16:05,305 --> 00:16:08,356
I prepped her
last night, Leo.
356
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,724
All right,
let's go, Max.
357
00:16:09,726 --> 00:16:11,609
Actually,
I want her to stay.
358
00:16:11,611 --> 00:16:13,778
I'm nervous,
and she makes me feel better.
359
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:17,515
Yes, I'm her registered
emotional companion.
360
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,451
Well, this is
a legal proceeding,
361
00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:21,653
and that's
a highly unusual request.
362
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:24,205
But not improbable.
We googled it.
363
00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:26,040
Yeah, she's allowed to have
an emotional companion,
364
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:28,209
as long as
both attorneys agree.
365
00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:31,913
Well, I graduated
top of my class at Harvard,
366
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:36,885
but since you googled it,
I'll try to make that happen.
367
00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:39,921
No, I am unaware
of any of the transactions
368
00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:41,005
you just mentioned.
369
00:16:41,007 --> 00:16:42,757
Thank you,
miss channing.
370
00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:45,176
Now, if you'll just bear with me
a little while longer,
371
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,395
I only have a couple more
pertinent questions.
372
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:51,983
Your voice
is unbelievable.
373
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:57,155
You could be
on law & order.
374
00:16:57,157 --> 00:16:58,890
Max!
375
00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:03,778
Withdrawn.
376
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:06,915
Miss channing,
do you have any knowledge
377
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,583
of embezzlement
of any kind taking place
378
00:17:08,585 --> 00:17:10,234
at the channing
investment group?
379
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,954
No,
I had no knowl...
380
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:16,791
Of any su...
381
00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:19,294
Could you repeat that?
382
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,434
Ruh-roh.
383
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,769
You're having
a side effect!
384
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:29,437
Tongue swelling.
Ts!
385
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,140
Uh, counselor,
give us one second.
386
00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:33,274
What is going on?
387
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:36,277
We took drugs.
388
00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:38,196
Did she just say
"we took drugs"?
389
00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:40,949
Very good, Leo.
You must play charades.
390
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:43,451
Look, we did a drug trial
to get money for this.
391
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,203
What's the holdup,
counselor?
392
00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:46,821
Just give her some water.
I had this once.
393
00:17:46,823 --> 00:17:47,989
It goes away in an hour.
394
00:17:47,991 --> 00:17:49,707
You said you never had
395
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,326
any side effects!
396
00:17:51,328 --> 00:17:53,878
Oh, please.
I died once.
397
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,383
I just didn't want
to scare you.
398
00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,618
Miss channing,
are you aware of any accounts
399
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,504
opened under any names
other than your father's?
400
00:18:06,092 --> 00:18:07,175
Just drink the water.
401
00:18:07,177 --> 00:18:10,428
One sec.
402
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:16,133
Uh, does anyone have
a napkin or a bib?
403
00:18:16,135 --> 00:18:19,487
$1,100, you gotta have a bib
around here somewhere.
404
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,273
All right,
what's going on here?
405
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,309
I was just, uh,
informed my client
406
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:28,830
was part of a drug test
within the last 24 hours.
407
00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:33,117
Drug test, Leo?
That's a good one.
408
00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:35,253
Just another
rich girl on drugs.
409
00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:38,423
Get her into rehab,
and we'll have to reschedule.
410
00:18:38,425 --> 00:18:40,425
We'll have to do this
another time.
411
00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:41,542
No, no, no, no, no, no!
412
00:18:41,544 --> 00:18:43,611
No, no!
She's right!
413
00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:45,663
We don't have the money
to do this another Tim
414
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:48,933
look, I can tell you right now,
she does not know anything.
415
00:18:48,935 --> 00:18:50,218
She doesn't know
about the money,
416
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,636
she doesn't know
about transactions.
417
00:18:51,638 --> 00:18:53,688
She doesn't know
anything about anything.
418
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:54,856
We are paid up
for three more minutes,
419
00:18:54,858 --> 00:18:56,691
and we are going to
use them!
420
00:18:56,693 --> 00:19:00,228
She can't talk, but I know
what she would want to say.
421
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:04,482
Ladies and gentlemen
of the... room,
422
00:19:04,484 --> 00:19:07,518
she would want you to know
who her father really is.
423
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,070
He used to make her
snow toast!
424
00:19:09,072 --> 00:19:12,457
And in her words,
he was funny, smart,
425
00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:16,661
and a generous lover.
426
00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:22,166
Generous and loving!
427
00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:24,636
Oh, sorry, yes, yes.
Generous and loving.
428
00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:29,173
Now, I don't know her father,
and I have never met him...
429
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:30,892
And I would like you
to put that on the record,
430
00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:34,211
actress who's never
allowed to talk...
431
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:37,065
But I do know her,
and she's an amazing person.
432
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,716
And her father
raised her alone,
433
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,886
so he must be
an amazing person too.
434
00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:44,221
Well...
435
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:47,058
That accomplished nothing.
436
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,278
Counselor,
what do we do here?
437
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,666
We take a short recess
until she can speak,
438
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,368
and resume
the deposition, on me,
439
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,073
because her father
is an amazing guy, and...
440
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:06,344
That's what they would do
on law & order.
441
00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:08,262
Fine,
we'll break for an hour.
442
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:13,518
Seriously, you sound like
a superhero's boss.
443
00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:18,106
Max, you're the best.
444
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:20,775
I know.
I did pretty good, right?
445
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:23,011
I should've gone
to law school.
446
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,197
Or High School.
447
00:20:32,154 --> 00:20:34,989
Permission to enter
the judge's chambers?
448
00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:37,709
Permission granted.
Excuse the tubs of bleu cheese.
449
00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,210
They're being held
as evidence
450
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:40,945
in the case
against eating here.
451
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:44,215
I wanted to thank you
for everything you did.
452
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:46,134
And I know you were gonna
buy yourself a treat
453
00:20:46,136 --> 00:20:47,135
with the drug money...
454
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,803
Yeah, like drugs.
455
00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:51,389
So I got you
a little something.
456
00:20:51,391 --> 00:20:53,725
It's the complete
law & order box set!
457
00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:55,593
No way!
458
00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:58,763
That's not a little something.
That's, like, $500.
459
00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:00,848
Or $30 on the subway.
460
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,134
And the guy said
most of them are in english.
461
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,236
Awesome!
462
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:09,090
Freezer adjourned.
463
00:21:09,091 --> 00:21:12,341
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