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[Grunts]
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[Overlapping chatter]
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Over here,
over here!
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[Overlapping chatter]
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Clear him, clear him!
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[Shouting]
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Hey, what was that?
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[Grunts]
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[Buzzer sounds]
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[Indistinct chatter]
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[Chanting]
Hatchet, hatchet, hatchet!
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(P.A. Announcer) Come on, Toros.
Let's make some noise!
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Nice to meet the pride
of Trois-Rivieres.
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I still got your Wings
rookie card.
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So what's that worth?
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It's a collector's item.
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They don't make them
like you anymore.
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So do you wanna go?
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Square up.
Good luck.
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[Both grunting]
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[Crowd shouting]
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He didn't get
a hand on you?
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[Shouting]
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You're going to be
a force in the show.
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Whoo!
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Boo!
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(Man)
Come on, Toros!
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[Coughing]
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Get a trainer over here!
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[Overlapping chatter]
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♪ House 8x16 ♪
Gut Check
Original air date on April 9, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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♪
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(House)
Capacity crowd is on its feet.
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Five seconds
on the clock.
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Ah.
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[Deep, hoarse voice]
How is it possible for one man
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to be blessed
with so much skill?
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[Sighs]
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I had one just like this,
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except it was Bruins
and the Habs.
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22-year-old enforcer
with hemoptysis.
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He's a hockey player?
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No, he's a superhero.
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He's coughing up blood
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because he probably broke a rib
and punctured a lung
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while breaking
someone else's rib
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and puncturing their lung
in the name of sport.
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Nice conclusion to which
the E.R. already jumped
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18 hours ago.
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Short man
equals bullied child.
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I was average height as a kid
and never bullied.
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Until now.
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X-ray ruled out
traumatic sequelae,
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overt TB,
and lung cancer.
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Sarcoidosis.
Nodules could be too small
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to show up on an X-ray.
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Fighting's the best part
of hockey.
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Without it, you've got
the Ice Capades.
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Fighting has nothing
to do with hockey.
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It's like the cheerleaders
at a basketball game.
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Cheerleading's the best part
of basketball.
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Without it you've got...
Basketball.
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He's a duck hunter.
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He could've contracted
psittacosis
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from exposure
to fowl.
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He had three teeth
knocked out two weeks ago.
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Infection could've led
to oral bleeding.
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Not without continuing
dental pain.
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Then he took an elbow
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to the gut, which caused
an esophageal tear.
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Chase, CT the patient.
Check for sarcoid.
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Adams, sputum cultures
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and serologies for psittacosis.
Taub...
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I'd tell you why
I think your theory
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is not just wrong
but ill-conceived,
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but it's more fun to prove it
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by having you check
the stool for blood.
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And while we wait
for the stool fairy,
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I'm a man down,
so you want to drop your pants
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and hit the ice.
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(Bobby) The faster you guys
can do this, the better.
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The NHL's been
sniffing around,
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and being in the hospital is not
really helping my marketability.
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You have to be pretty good
to get called up.
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Yeah, leading the league
in penalty minutes.
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And visits to the E.R., not
counting the ones you've caused.
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Not a hockey fan,
I gather?
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I am.
That's the point.
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Fighting cheapens
a great sport.
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Oh, come on,
that's like saying
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passing cheapens football.
It's part of the game.
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I don't cause injuries.
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They're self-inflicted?
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No, I prevent them.
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I take the hit
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so the smaller guys
don't have to.
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I thought
you'd appreciate that.
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Neighbor's baby again?
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I could hear it through
earplugs, two pillows,
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and three sleeping pills.
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Hmm.
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What is wrong
with you?
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I just said, "hmm."
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You're trying
to figure out
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some deeper significance
to my having
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a couple
of crappy nights.
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Which one of us is analyzing
the word "hmm" here?
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Fine.
Sorry.
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Apology accepted.
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However...
Mm.
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It's not the crying
that's keeping you awake.
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The sound
of a needy child
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is stirring
your paternal juices.
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The sound
of a needy child
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at 112 decibels has stirred
my inner murderer.
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Don't mess with me.
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Explain the stains
on your shirt.
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You're lactating.
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The fact that you're the only
fruit on your family tree
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is getting to you.
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It's not a big deal.
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So I'll probably
never be a dad.
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It's--
it sucks.
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I'll lose a little sleep,
but--
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You're not supposed to feel bad
when you dodge a bullet.
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It's like you got
survivor's guilt.
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There are
actually things
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in this world that give life
even more meaning
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than soap operas
and monster trucks.
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And we happen to be missing out
on at least one of them.
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Remember the falconer?
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Beth?
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You dated two falconers?
Yes, Beth.
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The night the two
of you split up,
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you came around
to my place,
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wallowing in self-pity
and Tequila.
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You passed out.
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She called that night,
asked me to give you a message.
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She said
she was pregnant...
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Which, God
and Planned Parenthood willing,
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means you are the father
of an 11-year-old.
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I told you
the next morning...
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Hypothetically.
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I asked you how you'd feel
if Beth had gotten pregnant,
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and you said,
and I quote,
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"It would be the worst mistake
of my life."
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And...
Scene.
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Two performances Sunday,
dark mondays?
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Just as well.
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I want to kill
my mother.
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My Popo's on her own,
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and my mother always needs me
to take care of her.
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Well, you could kill
Popo instead.
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I have to take
her shopping,
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to her friends,
to Atlantic City.
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I love her,
but every night,
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every weekend...
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And only if there was
some solution,
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someplace
where you could live...
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that's not there.
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My mom would freak.
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It would be the ultimate sign
of disrespect.
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Okay.
Then stay.
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And maybe you consider
not bitching about it?
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Not everyone's lucky enough
to have your independence.
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Don't worry.
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When you lose your family,
you'll have it too.
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[Computer beeps]
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He doesn't have
sarcoid.
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Look at that.
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That's his spleen.
I know.
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But he's gotten it
supersized.
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Deep vein thrombosis
caused by any one of
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his many injuries
or surgeries.
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Leukemia's
a better fit.
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We have a guy
who is punishing
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his body
on a daily basis.
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Don't you think that's a more
likely cause than cancer?
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No, because she doesn't have
an agenda.
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Well, that was
incredibly unprofessional.
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Well, it was really
Taub's fault.
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If you're not prepared
to slam her into the boards,
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she's got no reason
not to go after you.
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Might I suggest pulling
her jersey over her head first?
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We should get an ultrasound
for DVT and WBC for leukemia.
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You think
I could have cancer?
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More likely,
it's just a DVT.
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[Cell phone rings]
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This is my agent.
I gotta get this, man.
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Give me some good news,
Kenny.
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I thought
you said any day.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I gotta go.
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[Siren wails
in the distance]
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[Sighs]
I called Beth.
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I have an 11-year-old son.
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Liver failure could alter
hormone levels,
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cause abnormal breast
development.
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Alcoholism.
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We should search his home
and locker room.
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Note that the person
who wants to search the home
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didn't sleep in one last night.
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You have the imprint of
a seatbelt buckle in your cheek.
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I got in a fight
with my mother.
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She hit you
with a seatbelt?
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Could be
hemochromatosis.
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Explains the liver
and the spleen,
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but hemoptysis is a stretch.
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What about leptospirosis?
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That's a good fit,
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00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:14,185
if you ignore the fact
that he's a pro athlete
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who looks like
the Incredible Hulk,
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00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:17,355
which means he's gotta be
on steroids,
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which is a better fit.
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All we really know for sure
is it was his evil job
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that caused the problems.
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Yes, I don't like him.
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Doesn't mean
my judgment's affected.
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00:11:25,147 --> 00:11:27,899
Maybe. Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
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This is the hit
that precipitated
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Booby Orr's fight.
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Dirty or clean?
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00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:37,992
The hit was clean.
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00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:39,110
Really?
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00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:40,778
The guy
released the puck
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at least a second
before the hit.
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00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:44,482
We have a difference of opinion.
That's all.
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Absolutely.
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Maybe she's as biased as you.
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Or maybe the entire league is.
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After review, the league
disciplinary commissioner
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ruled the hit
illegal and dangerous
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and suspended the player
for three games.
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Adams and Taub,
run antibody titers for lepto.
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00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,601
Chase and Park,
check out the home,
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the locker room
for booze, steroids,
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and Taub's objectivity.
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At least you're free.
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00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:14,529
Going to get
your own place?
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If I can find a place
I can afford,
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so...no.
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[Zipper unzips]
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If you want,
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you can crash
at my place
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in the spare bedroom.
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00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:29,494
That might be
kind of weird.
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I live in an apartment,
not a dungeon.
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00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:35,666
It's just two single people,
opposite sex. I--
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Your bedroom door has
a lock on the inside.
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00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:49,564
Hey, if you prefer your car,
be my guest.
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Scrip for Ganciclovir.
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00:12:56,388 --> 00:13:01,392
If his neighbor has mono,
could mean he has mono.
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00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:06,030
If he has mono, explains
his spleen and hemoptysis.
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00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:08,566
And it's caused
by Epstein-Barr virus,
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which explains his liver.
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00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:15,957
And my moonroof leaks.
261
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,708
Thank you.
262
00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:25,016
Why don't we just assume
that you're not the dad?
263
00:13:28,804 --> 00:13:30,972
Either you're the dad,
or she cheated on you
264
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,140
with your dad.
265
00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:34,692
Oh!
Sand art.
266
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,310
I used to love this.
267
00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:40,031
He's bitter,
not mentally handicapped.
268
00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,983
Who knows what Beth
told him about you?
269
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,367
At worst,
you're a rapist.
270
00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:46,120
At best,
you're a rapist.
271
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:48,823
Maybe she said I was
a dead war hero.
272
00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:52,210
Raised by a lunatic mother
and abandoned by his father.
273
00:13:52,277 --> 00:13:54,629
Oh, I know!
Squirrel handcuffs.
274
00:13:54,713 --> 00:13:56,247
You think he's gotten
any of those?
275
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:58,749
If you really wanted me to do
nothing with this information,
276
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,001
then why did you
give it to me?
277
00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:02,420
Because you were pining
for a kid,
278
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:05,122
and you deserved to know
that you already had one.
279
00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:08,142
But your parental cravings are
more theoretical than applied.
280
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:11,262
You want
vicarious immortality
281
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:13,564
more than you want
a lifelong burden.
282
00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:15,349
You're assuming
he's going to be a nightmare.
283
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:16,350
What if he's a good kid?
284
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:19,153
He's a kid.
285
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:21,772
Best you can hope for
is he's a nightmare.
286
00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:23,157
House, I'm not naive.
287
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,526
I realize that this thing
could go very badly,
288
00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:28,079
but the point is
my son wants to meet me.
289
00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:31,999
And I want to meet him.
290
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,976
Popo, I presume.
291
00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:04,982
[Footsteps approach]
292
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,067
Hey, uh,
293
00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:07,702
I let myself in.
294
00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:09,070
Um, this is--
295
00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:11,405
We've met.
296
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,161
I thought the whole point of
this was to get away from Popo.
297
00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:18,713
My dad's getting
a cyst removed,
298
00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:21,332
and my mother had to take him
to the clinic.
299
00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:23,718
Don't worry.
She'll be gone in an hour.
300
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:26,870
I'm not worried,
because it's not my issue.
301
00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:30,391
She seems awfully quiet.
302
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,561
[Whispers]
You haven't seen her drunk.
303
00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:49,193
Bobby?
304
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:55,166
[Sobbing]
305
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,918
[Sighs]
306
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:04,961
I found him crying
in the fetal position.
307
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,329
(Park)
It's not a new symptom.
308
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,697
He's crying because
his liver failure
309
00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,082
threw his hormones
out of whack.
310
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,551
Aside from the crying, he's
actually recovering nicely.
311
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,086
(Taub) Aside from the guy
in the book depository,
312
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,672
the Kennedys had
a lovely trip to Dallas.
313
00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:16,890
Repetitive blows
to the head
314
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,342
can cause chronic
traumatic encephalopathy,
315
00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:21,344
symptoms of which are aggressive
behavior and depression.
316
00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:24,047
So your theory is that
his aggressive behavior
317
00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:25,098
caused his aggressive behavior.
318
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,566
He's not depressed.
319
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,384
He's just bummed
because he knows
320
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:31,054
he's a talentless moron
who's only one lost fight
321
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,406
away from being a barista.
322
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:35,075
I understand that can get
to a guy after a while.
323
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:39,446
If he quits being an enforcer,
it could save his life.
324
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:40,864
You don't want
to save his life.
325
00:16:40,915 --> 00:16:43,249
You want to kill his career.
326
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:48,621
I moved into Chase's apartment.
327
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:50,673
He knows. He was staring
at our matching cups.
328
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:52,876
I told you
we should split up.
329
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:57,013
We're not having sex.
With each other..
330
00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:58,181
Yet.
331
00:16:58,248 --> 00:16:59,582
Yes.
332
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:00,650
Yes?
333
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,552
I just mean no one knows
334
00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:05,421
the future right now,
so we don't really know--
335
00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:11,061
The only conclusive test
336
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:13,596
for CTE is post-mortem.
337
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:14,948
(Taub)
But an MRI of his brain
338
00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:16,733
could reveal
white matter disintegrity,
339
00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,319
which is the effect of CTE.
340
00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:21,121
Why? Are you trying
to sleep with her?
341
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:23,456
'Cause the simpler technique
is just to ask.
342
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,375
I was doing something nice.
Mm, no.
343
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:28,277
Th--mm.
No, that doesn't fit.
344
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,445
He's only had
three concussions
345
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:30,613
since he was ten.
346
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,415
It's not enough to cause CTE.
347
00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:34,000
Three reported
concussions.
348
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,685
These guys are taught in high
school how to dupe the tests.
349
00:17:35,753 --> 00:17:36,719
Guilt?
350
00:17:36,787 --> 00:17:38,138
This is really insulting.
351
00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:39,489
It's not guilt.
352
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,357
Park is a friend.
353
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:43,093
So it's guilt.
354
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:44,894
Chase convinced you
to leave mommy,
355
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:48,098
and now he feels
responsible.
356
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:50,650
No MRI.
Do a psych eval.
357
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:53,703
If he doesn't start weeping
again, send him home.
358
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:01,945
Dr. Wilson?
359
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:07,450
Duncan.
360
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:08,618
Uh, James.
361
00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:12,455
Uh, n-n-nice
to meet you.
362
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:14,424
It's nice to meet you.
363
00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:18,928
Um...
364
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:21,131
How are you doing?
365
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,133
Good.
366
00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,971
Good.
367
00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:30,440
I got you this.
368
00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:33,393
Oh.
369
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:36,062
Thank you.
370
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,197
Go ahead.
371
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:40,683
Okay.
372
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:44,888
It's got three games
built in,
373
00:18:44,955 --> 00:18:46,573
but you can download more
from the website.
374
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,541
Yeah, I know.
375
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:50,994
You already have one.
376
00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:53,196
I can always use
a backup.
377
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,797
Hi, can I start you
with something to drink?
378
00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:56,365
Just water,
please.
379
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:57,934
You got a Gamedeck?
380
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:00,803
Way to go, Dad.
381
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,210
According to
your psych eval,
382
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:10,647
the only thing happier than you
is Disneyland.
383
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,615
I'm sorry you had to see me
like that last night.
384
00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:15,718
I'm just upset about being
in the hospital and...
385
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:17,153
I'm on some weird meds,
386
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:18,488
but they must be working,
387
00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:21,908
because I'm feeling
a lot better now.
388
00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:24,511
Depression could be the symptom
of a serious illness.
389
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:26,246
CTE.
390
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,865
Yeah, my aunt sends me every
article she can find on it.
391
00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:31,034
And you know
it could kill you.
392
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,452
In the long run,
like a lot of things.
393
00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:33,503
You might be right.
394
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,905
And an MRI
could confirm that.
395
00:19:35,956 --> 00:19:40,109
I have enough evidence of head
trauma in my file already, so...
396
00:19:43,113 --> 00:19:46,099
My mom said you had trouble
maintaining relationships
397
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:49,802
with normal people.
398
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:52,472
She also said
you were a nice guy.
399
00:19:52,556 --> 00:19:54,190
I always figured
she was lying
400
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:56,192
'cause she didn't want me
to hate my deadbeat dad.
401
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,394
I didn't know--
402
00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,812
I-I know...
403
00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:00,980
Now.
404
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:09,405
You're a bright kid.
Thanks to you.
405
00:20:09,456 --> 00:20:13,109
Thanks to my mom, I'm also
a big, soft-hearted wuss.
406
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,462
[Laughs] I think you may have
gotten that from both of us.
407
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:24,170
Uh, I gotta go, but it was
really nice meeting you.
408
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,139
It was nice meeting you,
Duncan.
409
00:20:26,223 --> 00:20:29,259
[Sighs] Uh, you want
to hang out again?
410
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,477
[Laughs]
Absolutely.
411
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:33,813
Tonight?
412
00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:36,149
Tonight?
413
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:41,037
Well, I-I--
there's, um...
414
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,989
That would be great.
415
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:45,408
Okay.
416
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,311
I'll text you.
417
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,034
[Door opens]
418
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,670
Thank you.
How did you talk him into it?
419
00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:00,640
He agreed once I promised
him anonymity.
420
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,376
Mr. and Mrs. Doe liked
the name John apparently.
421
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,129
Unfortunately we just wasted
his time and proved House right.
422
00:21:06,196 --> 00:21:07,847
Nothing?
423
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,432
[Clicks tongue]
424
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,967
[Computer beeps]
What about that?
425
00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:12,935
That's an artifact.
426
00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,471
That's a density.
427
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:17,223
I know you think
I'm convincing myself,
428
00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:19,508
but this brain has been
hammered for years,
429
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,012
meaning evidence may be subtle,
but it's there.
430
00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:25,982
(House) Meaning you see
what you want to see.
431
00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,701
Unless, of course,
432
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,321
Chase is an idiot,
and I do have brain damage.
433
00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:34,523
[Pagers beeping]
434
00:21:34,575 --> 00:21:38,194
Patient's stroking out.
435
00:21:38,245 --> 00:21:39,529
(House)
Chase?
436
00:21:39,596 --> 00:21:40,630
Can you get me out of--
437
00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:42,965
[groans]
Ohh...
438
00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:44,870
Hello?
439
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:50,790
The good news is,
440
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,292
it's isolated
ophthalmoplegia,
441
00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:55,044
which means you
didn't have a stroke.
442
00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:56,996
Bad news is,
Taub was right.
443
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,582
You're still sick.
444
00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:01,667
I said "right,"
not "competent."
445
00:22:01,752 --> 00:22:04,220
Bursts your CTE bubble.
446
00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:06,622
You're going to need a whole
new theory to keep Uncle Jesse
447
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,074
and his Olsen twins
on the bench.
448
00:22:08,142 --> 00:22:11,344
Can we discuss my incompetence
somewhere else?
449
00:22:13,397 --> 00:22:15,064
Dr. House.
450
00:22:15,131 --> 00:22:17,900
Could I talk to you
for a minute?
451
00:22:17,968 --> 00:22:23,439
[Woman speaking indistinctly
over P.A. system]
452
00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:26,308
[Inaudible dialogue]
453
00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:36,786
Could be neurosyphilis.
454
00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:38,087
He's only 22.
455
00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:40,122
And he's been on the road
since he was 14.
456
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:43,593
So he was trash
even before he was trash?
457
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,128
You curious about
what he wanted?
458
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,630
I assume he wanted me
off the case,
459
00:22:47,681 --> 00:22:50,165
and you told him I was hit
in the head as a child,
460
00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:53,102
and your mother made you promise
to take care of me.
461
00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:55,188
He was doing what
he always does--
462
00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:57,390
sticking up
for the little guy.
463
00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:01,227
He told me
to apologize to you,
464
00:23:01,311 --> 00:23:05,448
or he would excrete down
my throat.
465
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:06,532
I'm paraphrasing.
466
00:23:06,617 --> 00:23:09,184
So if he should ask,
I was a gentleman,
467
00:23:09,236 --> 00:23:11,571
or I will excrete down
your throat.
468
00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:14,207
Microscopic polyangiitis fits.
469
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,909
(Taub) We should start plasmapheresis
immediately.
470
00:23:16,994 --> 00:23:19,528
We need to run an ANCA panel
to confirm first.
471
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,464
Putting him on plasmapheresis
could make him bleed out.
472
00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:23,132
MPA can progress quickly.
473
00:23:23,199 --> 00:23:26,385
We may not have time
before it reaches his lungs.
474
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:28,221
I think you're right.
475
00:23:28,305 --> 00:23:30,840
Thus confirming
my objectivity.
476
00:23:30,891 --> 00:23:33,759
Start the treatment.
477
00:23:42,686 --> 00:23:46,388
Miserable yet?
478
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,443
He's polite, well-adjusted,
and a straight-A student.
479
00:23:50,527 --> 00:23:53,562
Which means
he doesn't need you.
480
00:23:53,614 --> 00:23:55,748
So why don't you get out
while the butterfly effect
481
00:23:55,832 --> 00:23:57,383
is still
in the cocoon stage?
482
00:23:57,451 --> 00:23:58,751
I'm making him dinner.
483
00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:00,169
You don't make
an 11-year-old dinner.
484
00:24:00,236 --> 00:24:03,706
You give him a jar
of peanut butter.
485
00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:04,874
It'll be fine.
486
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:07,176
I could give this kid
a quinoa salad,
487
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:09,211
and he would eat it
just to be nice.
488
00:24:09,263 --> 00:24:11,097
'Cause he's a gutless placater,
just like his dad.
489
00:24:11,181 --> 00:24:13,382
He's nice.
490
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,217
This is
a terrible idea.
491
00:24:15,269 --> 00:24:16,302
Because we like
each other?
492
00:24:16,386 --> 00:24:18,054
Yes.
493
00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:20,006
'Cause of the statement
"we like each other."
494
00:24:20,073 --> 00:24:21,474
You've known him
25 minutes.
495
00:24:21,558 --> 00:24:24,259
All you know about him is that
he'd lie about a quinoa salad,
496
00:24:24,311 --> 00:24:25,594
whatever the hell
that is.
497
00:24:25,646 --> 00:24:29,031
You're jealous
of an 11-year-old
498
00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,067
because you are
an 11-year-old.
499
00:24:43,747 --> 00:24:44,664
So tell me
about yourself.
500
00:24:44,748 --> 00:24:46,882
I mean,
you're smart,
501
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,085
you're nice,
but what else?
502
00:24:49,136 --> 00:24:51,320
I don't know.
I'm a kid.
503
00:24:53,423 --> 00:24:56,309
Right.
504
00:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,261
What are you
looking for?
505
00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:01,814
Nothing.
506
00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:07,653
You want...
peanut butter?
507
00:25:07,738 --> 00:25:09,221
Do you have
prosciutto?
508
00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:12,274
You like prosciutto?
509
00:25:12,326 --> 00:25:13,492
I'm weird.
No, no.
510
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,578
I--
I like it too.
511
00:25:15,645 --> 00:25:17,479
I've got some in the fridge.
How about goat cheese?
512
00:25:17,531 --> 00:25:20,866
[Chuckles]
I love goat cheese.
513
00:25:31,762 --> 00:25:33,879
I think that was
the best pizza I ever had.
514
00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:36,165
It was the hint
of dijon.
515
00:25:36,216 --> 00:25:41,354
Do you have any aunts
or uncles or grandparents?
516
00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:44,273
My mom got into some stupid
fight with my grandfather.
517
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,608
They all
kind of cut us off.
518
00:25:45,675 --> 00:25:46,726
Hmm.
519
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,844
Are you talking
to your parents?
520
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:52,365
Yes, and they're going
to be very surprised
521
00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:53,983
and excited
to meet you.
522
00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:56,035
That's awesome.
523
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,405
(Woman over GPS) You have arrived
at your destination.
524
00:25:59,489 --> 00:26:00,289
[Sighs]
Well--
525
00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:01,574
Thanks for the pizza.
526
00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:03,659
Sure, sure.
It was, uh--
527
00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:05,661
I mean, it was great
to spend time with you and--
528
00:26:08,165 --> 00:26:11,033
I love you, Dad.
529
00:26:17,641 --> 00:26:20,476
[Chuckles]
530
00:26:35,108 --> 00:26:38,360
Can't be easy
doing what you do.
531
00:26:38,412 --> 00:26:41,447
I mean,
do you love it?
532
00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:42,615
Is it fun?
533
00:26:45,368 --> 00:26:48,671
I had my own
plastic surgery practice
534
00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:50,372
making lots of money,
535
00:26:50,424 --> 00:26:52,374
but I wasn't happy.
536
00:26:52,426 --> 00:26:55,244
It wasn't what I went
to med school for.
537
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:07,422
[Sighs]
538
00:27:07,474 --> 00:27:12,695
Every winter my dad would flood
the backyard and made a rink.
539
00:27:12,762 --> 00:27:15,364
I was Lemieux.
My little brother was Gretzky.
540
00:27:15,431 --> 00:27:17,066
I was good.
541
00:27:17,117 --> 00:27:20,152
I won the NDHA scoring title
three years in a row.
542
00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:22,838
I kept getting bigger
543
00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:26,108
and stronger and better...
544
00:27:26,159 --> 00:27:27,476
till I didn't.
545
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:30,279
Juniors coach
told me that,
546
00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:35,634
if I wanted to stay on the team,
then I'd have to use my size.
547
00:27:35,719 --> 00:27:38,370
Every game, I got
less and less ice time
548
00:27:38,438 --> 00:27:43,392
until it was all fighting
and no hockey.
549
00:27:47,681 --> 00:27:48,898
I, uh...
550
00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:52,268
There's something going on
with my arms.
551
00:27:55,638 --> 00:27:57,356
I can't feel them.
I--
552
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,974
Doctor, I can't feel
my arms.
553
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,790
Patient's arms
are now paralyzed.
554
00:28:03,971 --> 00:28:04,971
ANCA panel
was negative.
555
00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:06,640
It's not MPA.
556
00:28:06,691 --> 00:28:08,174
Lyme disease
could cause paralysis.
557
00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:10,026
If he was hunting,
he'd be exposed to ticks.
558
00:28:10,111 --> 00:28:13,980
No target rash
or cardiac involvement.
559
00:28:14,031 --> 00:28:17,317
Roomies with benefits
keeping you up?
560
00:28:17,368 --> 00:28:19,486
Cribbage.
561
00:28:19,537 --> 00:28:20,537
Played with Park's Popo.
562
00:28:20,621 --> 00:28:23,540
Is that two
separate events?
563
00:28:23,624 --> 00:28:25,358
Grandmother.
564
00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:27,193
ALS could explain
the symptoms.
565
00:28:27,245 --> 00:28:28,628
Sensory involvement
rules out ALS.
566
00:28:28,696 --> 00:28:30,130
Okay, yeah.
This is interesting.
567
00:28:30,197 --> 00:28:31,548
We'll get back to
the patient in a second.
568
00:28:31,632 --> 00:28:34,384
Your issue is the same
as Wilson's, except...
569
00:28:34,469 --> 00:28:37,554
you're haunted by the
pitter-patter of tiny skanks.
570
00:28:37,638 --> 00:28:38,805
You don't feel guilty
571
00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:40,373
about getting Park
thrown out of her home.
572
00:28:40,425 --> 00:28:43,477
You feel guilty about all the
women that you've screwed over.
573
00:28:43,544 --> 00:28:46,062
My mother needs 1,000 bucks
for snow tires.
574
00:28:46,147 --> 00:28:48,398
Park's a friend.
Popo's fun.
575
00:28:48,483 --> 00:28:51,768
Paralysis has gone
from his face to his arms,
576
00:28:51,853 --> 00:28:53,386
meaning it's descending,
which is the hallmark
577
00:28:53,438 --> 00:28:55,856
of botulism.
578
00:28:55,907 --> 00:28:59,326
So it was something he ate.
How innocuous.
579
00:28:59,393 --> 00:29:01,561
You've overcome your bias
by reversing it.
580
00:29:01,612 --> 00:29:03,997
The only problem is that
being in love with a patient
581
00:29:04,064 --> 00:29:06,416
is just as judgmental
as being in hate.
582
00:29:06,501 --> 00:29:07,701
We didn't find
any contaminated--
583
00:29:07,752 --> 00:29:10,086
No contaminated food.
I'm not an idiot.
584
00:29:10,171 --> 00:29:13,072
But what if it's not from
ingesting but from injecting?
585
00:29:13,124 --> 00:29:15,342
He was treated
for intractable muscle spasms
586
00:29:15,409 --> 00:29:16,426
by the team's trainers.
587
00:29:16,511 --> 00:29:19,346
Sometimes they use Botox.
588
00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:20,797
We need to start
the antitoxin--
589
00:29:20,882 --> 00:29:22,933
The antitoxin
could cause anaphylaxis.
590
00:29:23,017 --> 00:29:25,135
We need to test first
to confirm.
591
00:29:25,219 --> 00:29:27,053
(House) As if to prove my point,
last time you said
592
00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:28,588
there wasn't enough time
to test
593
00:29:28,639 --> 00:29:29,873
prior to a more
dangerous treatment.
594
00:29:29,957 --> 00:29:32,008
It's a different situation,
595
00:29:32,093 --> 00:29:33,176
different symptom,
different diagnosis.
596
00:29:33,261 --> 00:29:35,161
Different emotion.
597
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:38,098
Give him the antitoxin.
598
00:29:43,037 --> 00:29:44,804
Anything?
599
00:29:44,872 --> 00:29:47,707
No adverse effects.
600
00:29:58,719 --> 00:30:00,253
Chase let me
move in with him
601
00:30:00,304 --> 00:30:01,755
to get away
from my grandmother.
602
00:30:01,806 --> 00:30:03,924
Then he practically let
my grandmother
603
00:30:03,975 --> 00:30:05,725
move in with
the both of us.
604
00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:08,845
He's being way more
than nice.
605
00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:11,965
[Sighs]
Then which answer is it?
606
00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:14,851
Chase feels guilty
for pushing you to move out?
607
00:30:14,936 --> 00:30:16,135
He didn't push me.
608
00:30:16,187 --> 00:30:18,088
Guilt about skanks?
He loves skanks.
609
00:30:18,155 --> 00:30:19,439
It's not the other option.
610
00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:21,858
There are people
that like me.
611
00:30:21,943 --> 00:30:23,643
People even want
to sleep with me.
612
00:30:23,694 --> 00:30:25,662
Some of them are
even good-looking.
613
00:30:25,746 --> 00:30:27,146
That good-looking?
614
00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:35,288
Did you see that?
615
00:30:41,495 --> 00:30:43,396
You're feeling
something?
616
00:30:43,464 --> 00:30:45,048
Yeah.
617
00:30:48,853 --> 00:30:52,272
I could give you crap
for making me wait 11 years,
618
00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:53,690
but instead I'm going
to thank you
619
00:30:53,774 --> 00:30:57,944
for not making me
wait another 11.
620
00:30:58,012 --> 00:31:00,513
Every little girl
wants a pony
621
00:31:00,565 --> 00:31:02,115
till they have to clean up
after it.
622
00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:03,349
You think I'm going
to quit on this?
623
00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:05,535
On an 11-year-old?
624
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,703
The only relationship
you haven't quit on
625
00:31:06,787 --> 00:31:07,904
has been with me.
626
00:31:07,989 --> 00:31:10,624
Hmm. A needy,
truculent narcissist.
627
00:31:10,691 --> 00:31:13,577
I think it's been perfect
training for parenthood.
628
00:31:13,661 --> 00:31:16,546
That's not even close.
629
00:31:16,631 --> 00:31:19,799
This is the rest
of your life.
630
00:31:21,385 --> 00:31:24,754
You screw this up,
you don't get to run away.
631
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,256
You get to ruin
both your lives.
632
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:29,009
This is a bigger responsibility
than any you've ever taken on
633
00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:31,177
and screwed up.
634
00:31:33,481 --> 00:31:36,766
I know.
635
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,586
That's why I'm so
excited about it.
636
00:31:47,194 --> 00:31:49,913
You're really happier doing this
than looking at boobs all day?
637
00:31:49,997 --> 00:31:52,916
Luckily I get patients like you
every now and again
638
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,085
who let me
reexperience the joy.
639
00:31:55,169 --> 00:31:57,587
[Coughs]
640
00:31:57,672 --> 00:31:59,372
You know, the best part
of my day is when I'm sitting
641
00:31:59,423 --> 00:32:03,209
in that penalty box
after I beat someone up.
642
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:06,596
That's the only time
I know I'm safe.
643
00:32:06,681 --> 00:32:08,214
Think Lemieux
ever felt that way?
644
00:32:08,265 --> 00:32:09,883
[Chuckles]
I'm not going back.
645
00:32:09,934 --> 00:32:10,884
To hockey?
646
00:32:10,935 --> 00:32:12,302
To enforcing...
647
00:32:12,386 --> 00:32:14,187
Whatever that costs.
648
00:32:16,107 --> 00:32:17,891
Good for you.
649
00:32:17,942 --> 00:32:19,258
Ooh!
650
00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:21,611
First goal
for the pocket rocket.
651
00:32:21,696 --> 00:32:23,480
[Panting]
652
00:32:23,564 --> 00:32:26,700
Bobby?
653
00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:27,817
[Machine beeping quickly]
654
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:28,902
We need a team
in here!
655
00:32:33,973 --> 00:32:35,423
He's completely paralyzed,
656
00:32:35,474 --> 00:32:38,293
and he tested negative
for botulism.
657
00:32:42,598 --> 00:32:45,800
I am now accepting
long shots.
658
00:32:45,852 --> 00:32:47,352
Polio.
659
00:32:47,436 --> 00:32:49,020
Some kids were
never vaccinated.
660
00:32:49,105 --> 00:32:50,972
Unless they played sports
all their lives
661
00:32:51,023 --> 00:32:52,440
and had two physicals
a year.
662
00:32:52,491 --> 00:32:54,326
How about MLD?
663
00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:55,777
That's a bad fit.
664
00:32:55,828 --> 00:32:58,780
I say that not because
there's no treatment for MLD
665
00:32:58,831 --> 00:33:00,081
but because it's a bad fit.
666
00:33:00,149 --> 00:33:01,666
His cognitive abilities
are unaffected.
667
00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:04,652
Prion disease could explain
the waxing and waning symptoms.
668
00:33:04,704 --> 00:33:06,121
The test for Prions
is a brain biopsy.
669
00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:08,590
Given his history, there's
got to be brain swelling.
670
00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,625
We can't risk drilling
into his skull.
671
00:33:10,676 --> 00:33:12,493
Pretty sure
we can.
672
00:33:12,545 --> 00:33:15,163
We also could keep talking
until we can find
673
00:33:15,214 --> 00:33:16,798
an answer
we all can agree on.
674
00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:18,300
All of us?
675
00:33:18,351 --> 00:33:20,518
Those who love him,
those who hate him,
676
00:33:20,603 --> 00:33:22,854
those who don't give a crap
about him or you--
677
00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:24,839
Or I could just discuss it
on my own with Foreman.
678
00:33:24,891 --> 00:33:28,026
He's not your friend.
I get it.
679
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:29,477
He's a patient.
I'm not--
680
00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:31,730
He never had your back.
681
00:33:33,699 --> 00:33:38,536
He didn't insist that
I apologize to you.
682
00:33:38,621 --> 00:33:40,739
He asked me to take you
off the case.
683
00:33:48,197 --> 00:33:50,415
Biopsy his brain.
684
00:33:57,256 --> 00:33:58,373
Hey, Dad.
685
00:33:58,424 --> 00:34:00,308
Hey.
686
00:34:00,376 --> 00:34:01,977
Sorry I'm late.
687
00:34:02,044 --> 00:34:03,345
Got in a fight
with my mom.
688
00:34:03,396 --> 00:34:04,712
She's such a tool.
689
00:34:04,764 --> 00:34:06,314
I'm sure
she means well.
690
00:34:06,382 --> 00:34:08,283
She wants to open
a reserve in Costa Rica
691
00:34:08,351 --> 00:34:12,153
for rescued
birds of prey.
692
00:34:12,221 --> 00:34:13,939
But how serious is she?
693
00:34:14,023 --> 00:34:19,611
From my recollection, she used
to talk about doing a lot--
694
00:34:19,695 --> 00:34:21,613
Yeah, but she bought
plane tickets for Monday.
695
00:34:26,402 --> 00:34:30,588
Well, Costa Rica
is beautiful.
696
00:34:30,673 --> 00:34:32,674
And the schools
are supposed to be great.
697
00:34:32,741 --> 00:34:33,959
Oh, I'm not going.
698
00:34:34,043 --> 00:34:35,477
It's her stupid dream,
not mine.
699
00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:39,147
Then what will you do?
700
00:34:42,885 --> 00:34:44,052
Uh...
701
00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:49,441
I-I thought
maybe I could, uh...
702
00:34:49,525 --> 00:34:52,427
Maybe I could stay
with you?
703
00:34:52,478 --> 00:34:55,096
Uh, y-your place is only
3 miles away from my school.
704
00:34:55,147 --> 00:34:56,314
I could bus it every day.
705
00:34:56,399 --> 00:34:57,766
And I do my own laundry.
706
00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:59,284
I keep my room tidy.
707
00:34:59,368 --> 00:35:02,454
Duncan,
th-this--
708
00:35:02,538 --> 00:35:05,606
[sighs]
This is very sudden.
709
00:35:05,658 --> 00:35:08,710
I know.
710
00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:11,613
I'm sorry.
711
00:35:13,649 --> 00:35:18,353
Please don't send me
to the jungle.
712
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:28,129
If it's okay with your mother,
it's okay with me.
713
00:35:39,141 --> 00:35:42,494
Take me off the case.
714
00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:45,646
I've obviously completely
lost my objectivity.
715
00:35:45,698 --> 00:35:48,333
I'm not helping,
I'm not even neutral.
716
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:51,586
Agreed.
717
00:35:51,653 --> 00:35:53,538
So why shouldn't I take you
off all my cases?
718
00:35:53,622 --> 00:35:56,591
Because you were right.
I hate bullies.
719
00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:58,543
You work for me.
720
00:35:58,627 --> 00:35:59,844
You're not a bully.
721
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:01,829
Pretty sure I am,
dickwad.
722
00:36:01,881 --> 00:36:03,264
I've known a lot of bullies--
723
00:36:03,332 --> 00:36:04,632
people who didn't like me
because I'm short,
724
00:36:04,683 --> 00:36:05,433
people who didn't like me
because I'm Jewish--
725
00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:06,667
Yeah, I get it.
726
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,336
There's a long list of reasons
not to like you.
727
00:36:08,387 --> 00:36:11,773
You relentlessly mock, but it's
not for self-aggrandizement.
728
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,226
It's because ideas
are bigger than feelings.
729
00:36:17,196 --> 00:36:18,613
At least that's what
I choose to believe.
730
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,951
I also thought you had the side
effect of desensitizing me.
731
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,959
You little Hebe.
732
00:36:31,026 --> 00:36:35,046
Here's some ideas for you.
You screwed up.
733
00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:37,665
You kept on screwing up.
Everything you said is true,
734
00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:41,669
except...
735
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,639
It doesn't mean
you walk away.
736
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:47,559
You just learn
to trust nothing.
737
00:36:47,643 --> 00:36:50,228
Everything you think
you feel,
738
00:36:50,312 --> 00:36:53,648
everything you think
you know.
739
00:36:53,715 --> 00:36:54,983
Question every call,
740
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:57,735
play through
every whistle.
741
00:37:02,191 --> 00:37:04,725
I just had
a light bulb.
742
00:37:04,777 --> 00:37:06,727
Maybe.
743
00:37:06,779 --> 00:37:08,413
You can trust light bulbs.
744
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:20,375
Stop.
745
00:37:20,426 --> 00:37:23,044
It's not Prions.
746
00:37:23,095 --> 00:37:24,245
Epstein-Barr
gave him mono.
747
00:37:24,296 --> 00:37:26,347
It also gave him
Miller Fisher syndrome.
748
00:37:26,415 --> 00:37:28,683
The plasmapheresis played
through the whistle.
749
00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:31,085
We gave it
to him for MPA,
750
00:37:31,153 --> 00:37:32,437
but when he got worse,
we took him off.
751
00:37:32,521 --> 00:37:35,089
When he got better,
we thought it was the antitoxin.
752
00:37:35,141 --> 00:37:37,859
But it was actually the
plasmapheresis still working.
753
00:37:37,926 --> 00:37:41,696
We had the right treatment,
just the wrong diagnosis.
754
00:37:41,764 --> 00:37:44,866
It was my metaphor
that solved the case.
755
00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:48,236
Put him back on plasmapheresis.
He'll be fine.
756
00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:50,905
Nice save.
757
00:37:50,956 --> 00:37:53,208
Didn't quite make up for being
a sieve the rest of the game.
758
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:54,742
[Door opens]
759
00:37:56,812 --> 00:37:59,631
[Door opens]
760
00:38:03,052 --> 00:38:05,286
Ex-girlfriend's
baby again?
761
00:38:07,723 --> 00:38:10,225
His mother is moving
to Costa Rica.
762
00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:12,343
He asked if he could
move in with me.
763
00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:16,231
[Laughs]
And I said yes.
764
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:26,491
Well, it's only six
or seven years.
765
00:38:26,575 --> 00:38:29,327
Unless he can't get into
college, in which case,
766
00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:30,811
it's more a matter of
your life expectancy.
767
00:38:30,863 --> 00:38:32,380
I said yes,
768
00:38:32,448 --> 00:38:34,415
knowing I'm not remotely
ready for that,
769
00:38:34,483 --> 00:38:37,919
knowing he's not ready to be
separated from his mother.
770
00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:40,655
This isn't the act of
a mature, rational adult.
771
00:38:40,706 --> 00:38:43,591
I--
772
00:38:43,659 --> 00:38:46,844
I can't do this, House.
773
00:38:46,929 --> 00:38:49,714
You were right.
774
00:38:52,718 --> 00:38:54,602
I have an idea...
775
00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,688
that can make
this entire problem go away.
776
00:38:56,772 --> 00:38:58,389
Yes, I really
want to hear
777
00:38:58,474 --> 00:39:00,241
your clever late-term
abortion joke.
778
00:39:00,309 --> 00:39:02,026
You were right
about everything.
779
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:03,528
This is life.
It's real.
780
00:39:03,612 --> 00:39:07,815
It doesn't just go away.
781
00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:08,816
[Sighs]
782
00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,656
None of that is true.
783
00:39:17,743 --> 00:39:18,660
Hey.
784
00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:21,028
Duncan.
785
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,133
Actually...
Wendel.
786
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,636
One "l."
787
00:39:28,704 --> 00:39:29,837
If you're going
to get pissy,
788
00:39:29,888 --> 00:39:34,475
remember,
it was House's idea.
789
00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:39,314
You're an actor?
790
00:39:39,381 --> 00:39:43,234
Five commercials and a recurring
on Days of Our Lives.
791
00:39:47,222 --> 00:39:51,159
You were regretting not having
kids, so I gave you one...
792
00:39:51,226 --> 00:39:54,228
Thereby rendering you
regret-free.
793
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,830
It's a priceless gift.
794
00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,282
Get out.
Well, it's not priceless
795
00:39:57,366 --> 00:39:59,066
'cause he charges
SAG minimum.
796
00:39:59,118 --> 00:40:00,835
Get out!
797
00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:05,757
Chillax, Dad.
798
00:40:05,841 --> 00:40:08,075
Can you do
an Australian accent?
799
00:40:18,053 --> 00:40:19,937
[Laughs]
800
00:40:22,424 --> 00:40:23,441
[Sighs]
801
00:40:33,652 --> 00:40:37,121
I just got the call.
802
00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:40,908
Three-year deal.
$2.1 million.
803
00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:53,971
What about the flooded backyard
and pretending to be Lemieux?
804
00:40:54,056 --> 00:40:56,758
That's why I took it.
805
00:40:56,809 --> 00:40:59,627
After all I did
to get here,
806
00:40:59,678 --> 00:41:02,513
half a dream is better
than nothing.
807
00:41:04,683 --> 00:41:08,486
Maybe my new coach will see
what my juniors coach didn't.
808
00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:14,325
That'd be nice.
809
00:41:36,548 --> 00:41:38,800
I'm not sleeping
with you.
810
00:41:38,851 --> 00:41:42,437
That's a shame.
811
00:41:47,393 --> 00:41:48,693
This is about Popo.
812
00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:53,781
She's not sleeping
with me either, right?
813
00:41:53,849 --> 00:41:55,516
You were jealous of me.
814
00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:58,419
My family.
815
00:42:05,327 --> 00:42:09,414
Maybe you've got too much,
and I've got too little.
816
00:42:17,256 --> 00:42:19,307
I might sleep with you
after all.
817
00:42:19,374 --> 00:42:22,260
[Lee Dorsey's
Everything I Do Gonh Be Funky]
818
00:42:22,344 --> 00:42:27,398
♪
819
00:42:27,483 --> 00:42:29,517
♪ everything I do
820
00:42:29,568 --> 00:42:31,936
♪ gon' be funky
821
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:33,521
♪ from now on
822
00:42:33,572 --> 00:42:35,022
♪ yeah
823
00:42:35,073 --> 00:42:36,557
♪ everything I do
824
00:42:36,608 --> 00:42:38,910
♪ gon' be f-funky
825
00:42:38,994 --> 00:42:41,061
♪ from now on
826
00:42:41,113 --> 00:42:42,947
♪ I have to be myself
827
00:42:43,015 --> 00:42:45,082
♪ and do my thing
828
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:47,735
♪ a little soul
can't do no harm ♪
829
00:42:47,786 --> 00:42:48,953
♪ yeah
830
00:42:49,037 --> 00:42:51,088
♪ everything I do
gon' be funky ♪
831
00:42:51,173 --> 00:42:53,591
The woman that I called--
that was really Beth?
832
00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:56,260
Found her on Facebook.
833
00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:57,879
How much did she charge?
834
00:42:57,930 --> 00:43:00,515
Nothing.
She's still pissed at you.
835
00:43:00,582 --> 00:43:02,383
♪ From now on,
yeah ♪
836
00:43:02,434 --> 00:43:03,768
Pass the bacon.
837
00:43:03,852 --> 00:43:06,187
I thought you liked
prosciutto.
838
00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:08,222
Nobody likes
prosciutto.
839
00:43:08,273 --> 00:43:11,142
♪ Yeah
840
00:43:11,226 --> 00:43:13,060
♪ uh
841
00:43:13,085 --> 00:43:17,085
== sync, corrected by elderman ==