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♪ The Client List 1x01 ♪
The Rub of Sugarland
Original Air Date on April 8, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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So...
Georgia says you're new here?
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Yep.
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Where else have you worked?
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Oh, you know...
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here and...
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...there.
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You coming out,
or what?
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I'm open! Throw it!
That's a touchdown!
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You little monkey!
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My turn, Uncle Evan.
Spin me.
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Hey, kiddos,
that's enough.
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Come on. Let's give daddy
his presents.
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Sit.
Ohh!
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Oh, Riley, don't let the kids
jump on Kyle's hurting knee
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like animals.
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Oh, Kyle, Dale's bringing you a
bottle of your favorite bourbon
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when he gets back from Kentucky.
I'll bring my gift next time I come over.
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Didn't have time to shop.
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What? You too busy, huh, to get
your big brother a present?
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Oh, when have you ever once
given my a present on time?
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Y'all hush. Okay.
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Let's start with this one from
me and the kids. Here you go.
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Oh, boy! Wow!
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Somebody sure knows how to make
their presents look pretty.
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Happy Birthday,
daddy.
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We love you, daddy.
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Oh,
I love you both more.
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Let's see.
Let me see what we got here.
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Let's see what we got.
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Babe, you promised not to spend
money on a fancy gift this year.
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It's not that fancy.
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And you deserve something nice.
It's your birthday.
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You're gonna look
real handsome in it.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
I'll be right back.
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I don't think you understand
how big a mess we're in.
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My disability checks
are barely covering our bills,
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much less all of this.
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What the hell were we thinking,
remodeling this kitchen?
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I've got some
really promising leads.
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Riley, you don't get it.
Oh, I get it.
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It's all we talk about
anymore.
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I just wanted one day of fun
for our family.
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And what?
You want me to just fake it?
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I've had zero luck
finding a job,
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and I got you out there,
running around,
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jacking up our credit cards
with another shopping spree!
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Now, that is not fair.
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I got that jacket 70% off
after tromping all over town,
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and would you please
settle down?
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Kyle,
it's your birthday.
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I can't.
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All right, I've tried.
I can't.
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The bank called again
about our mortgage.
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It's just not exactly
where I expected to be at 33.
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Yeah.
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I screwed up everything
so bad.
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Kyle, stop that.
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This is all in your head,
okay?
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Hey.
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You and me, we're gonna
get through this together,
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like we always do,
right?
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'Cause we love each other.
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And that's
all that matters.
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Yeah.
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I just don't know
how you take it.
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He's either moody as hell
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or flying off the handle
at something.
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Well, it's easy, mama.
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I love him, and he'll be fine
once he gets another job.
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You know,
everybody keeps saying
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that construction
is about to rebound.
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No one I know
is saying that.
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They're all saying
it's gonna get even worse.
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Mama, that is
really not helpful.
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Do we have to talk about this
right now?
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It's reality, Riley.
You can't both be out of a job.
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How long have I
been telling you
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I don't think you're
going about this the right way?
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Since I was born.
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Don't get snippy.
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You need a plan.
Doesn't she?
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What she needs
is more hair spray.
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You've always let Kyle
lead the way.
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That's how
you got in this mess.
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm not gonna
take relationship advice
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from somebody
who's been married five times.
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I've been married
four times.
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Clyde was twice,
and there's nothing wrong
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with trying something
till you get it right.
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Okay.
Do I look all right?
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Gorgeous.
Good.
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I got to go, or I'm gonna be
late for my interview.
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Now -- stop it --
wish me luck.
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I always do.
Good luck!
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Bye.
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Selena?
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Riley?
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Oh, my God!
Girl, how you doing?
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Hi. Wow. You --
you changed your hair.
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Oh, Brazilian blowout.
You love it?
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It's definitely a look.
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So,
what are you doing here?
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I just had lunch with a friend.
What about you?
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Job hunting.
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Remember in school
when they told us that massage
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is one of the
top-10 professions? Huge lie.
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Been out of work since you and I
got laid off at the country club.
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God, girl,
that was like a year ago.
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And that's awful.
Really.
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Thank you.
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Oh, wow!
How did you get that?
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I got the most awesome job
at this spa in Sugar Land.
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Ma'am.
Here you go.
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Isn't that
like an hour away?
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Oh, trust me, honey. It's
so worth it. Tips are great.
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Harder I work,
the bigger they get.
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You know, um,
you can tell them I sent you
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if you, uh,
really need a job.
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You are exactly
what they look for.
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Be kind of a kick,
us working together again.
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All right, honey.
Take care.
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Um...
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Thanks.
Sorry.
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Come on.
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Wow. Not at all what
it looks like from the outside.
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Most things aren't,
hon.
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I like to put my money
where it matters.
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Georgia Cummings.
How can I help you?
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Riley Parks. We spoke
on the phone about the job.
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Oh, right.
Selena's friend.
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Well,
aren't you a lovely thing.
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Oh, thank you.
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Um, I specialize
in deep-tissue and reflexology,
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and this is my résumé
with references, of course.
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References.
Well, very thorough.
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Thank you.
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Well,
here's the deal, honey.
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I go on my eyes and my gut
when I hire,
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and both are screaming a big,
fat yes about you.
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So, when would you
like to start?
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Well, that's it?
I'm hired?
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Well, I could give you a
typing test if you would like...
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...but I don't think
that would apply.
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No, no. It's fine.
It's fantastic. Wow.
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I know.
It's tough out there, right?
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Tough to get a job,
and tough to hold on to it.
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Very.
And I am very grateful.
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Just one thing.
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Okay.
Here come the buts.
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Two things, actually.
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My kids.
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Um, I need my hours
to be flexible.
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Don't worry, honey. This job
is all about flexibility.
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Let me show you around.
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Hey.
I got the job.
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And Dairy Queen
to celebrate.
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Baby, that's great.
Yeah, the owner of the place said
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that I had exactly
what she was looking for,
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and she uses her eyes
and her guts and --
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I don't know.
Isn't that the best news?
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You hear that, kids?
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Mommy is the official
new breadwinner.
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That's great, mommy.
Thanks.
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You okay?
Yeah.
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I'm real proud of you.
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Okay.
What flavor do y'all want?
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Mint chocolate chip!
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Mint chocolate chip?
I happen to have that.
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Oh, hey. Riley.
You made it.
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I'm Dee Ann.
Oh.
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Wow. Quite a grip
you got there.
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That's why
I make the big bucks.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Oh, this is Jolene, or,
as I call her, no fun at all.
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Oh, I'm sure
that's not true.
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Well, it is true,
and I'm damn proud of it,
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and do not believe
everything she tells you.
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I have a client.
Hey. I'm Kendra.
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Oh, if really happy,
cheerful people make you sick,
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you'll want to stay away.
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Nice to meet you,
Riley.
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If there's ever anything
you need help with, just ask.
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Thanks. I will.
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So, you excited
about your first day?
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Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like
that first day of school,
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except without
the creepy marching-band guy
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following me
down the hallway.
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Actually, um,
he's coming in at 10:00.
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You ready?
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Sure. Come on in.
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Hi, Hank.
I'm Riley.
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So, you're here
for one hour?
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Having some issues
with your shoulder?
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, my hips and legs
are a little tight, too.
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Oh, okay.
I can take care of that.
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So, any other issues or injuries
that I need to worry about?
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Uh, no, I'm good.
Okay.
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Wow. You're pretty.
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Oh.
You're cute, yourself.
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Uh...
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Hips and legs --
little tight.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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That's better.
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Nice.
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Hank!
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Hank,
what are you doing?
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What do you mean?
Wh-- nothing.
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Well, good because
that's not on the menu.
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Lord.
Let me do my job.
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Here. Your hands obviously
need some attention.
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Uh, okay.
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This really isn't
what I had in mind.
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I don't want to be rude, but
the girls that don't give extras
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don't really do very well
here.
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I would like for you
to leave now.
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But I don't have
any clothes on.
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Oh, you're leaving early?
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You didn't think
it was important to tell me
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that the guys here
expect extras?
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I am married
with two kids.
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That is not my idea
of a happy ending.
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Selena didn't explain it
to you?
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Girl, how'd you think
I was making so much money?
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If a guy needs a little something --
Selena.
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Adios. I got this.
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Riley.
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90% of what we do here
is legit.
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I have a client list
for a few guys
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who like
a little something extra.
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Selena had me believing that
was what you were looking for.
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If not, I have plenty of girls,
like Jolene,
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who only give
straight massages.
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Just to be clear,
I don't give extras.
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Mama?
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You and the kids back
from the movies?
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Kyle?
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[ Angus & Julia Stone's
"Hold On" plays ]
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♪ And I'm waiting for the day
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♪ what am I waiting for?
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♪ Hold on,
what did you say that for? ♪
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♪ hold on, what did
you say that for? ♪
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♪ hold on,
what do you take me for? ♪
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Oh, sweetie,
this is so awful.
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It's like that
"Sex and the City" episode
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where Berger breaks up
with Carrie on a sticky note.
253
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:10,702
That's really not helpful,
Lacey.
254
00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:12,604
I'm sorry.
255
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:14,172
The kids
are fast asleep.
256
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:16,608
They have no idea
anything's wrong.
257
00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:22,714
Anything at all?
No.
258
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:24,414
I'm sorry.
259
00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:25,639
Sweetie, your mom and I
can stay here tonight.
260
00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:27,619
No, that's okay.
You guys don't need to do that.
261
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,886
Yes, we do.
262
00:14:28,988 --> 00:14:33,024
And I brought some Xanax
because I know how you can get.
263
00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:37,028
Lynette, do you think we should
open another bottle of wine?
264
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:38,396
Were you
reading my mind?
265
00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:41,399
No.
Y'all are reading mine.
266
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,335
[ OneRepublic's
"Made For You" plays ]
267
00:14:57,149 --> 00:15:00,718
♪ I was writing,
thinking with my longhand ♪
268
00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:02,654
♪ put pen to paper
269
00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,156
♪ everything was sinking
270
00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:09,394
♪ then start to wonder
how you gonna handle me ♪
271
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:12,563
♪ when I'm under,
swimming in the dark sea? ♪
272
00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:14,465
♪ everybody wants you
to make it ♪
273
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,401
♪ uh-huh
♪ it's all yours
274
00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:18,569
♪ everybody wants you
to take it ♪
275
00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,505
♪ uh-huh
♪ it's all yours
276
00:15:20,606 --> 00:15:22,640
♪ everybody wants you
to make it ♪
277
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,308
♪ uh-huh
♪ it's all yours
278
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,077
♪ everybody wants you
to take it ♪
279
00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:27,578
♪ t-t-take it
280
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,416
♪ can you feel all the love?
281
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:35,687
♪ Can you feel
all the love? ♪
282
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:38,956
♪ you feel all the love
283
00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:45,863
♪ can you feel all the love
like it was made for you? ♪
284
00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:50,635
♪ like it was made for you
285
00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:54,539
♪ like it was made for you
286
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,641
♪ it was made for you
287
00:15:56,742 --> 00:15:59,510
♪ oh
288
00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:03,314
Yeah, I know that you've already
given us one extension.
289
00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:04,816
It's just my husband.
290
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,486
He's been out of town
for a few weeks, so...
291
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:11,989
Yes, sir.
I can see that in your letter.
292
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:17,061
Okay. So, what if we can't
pay our mortgage by then?
293
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,965
I understand.
I will. Thank you.
294
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,400
Was that the bank again?
295
00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:25,769
I just keep
crunching the numbers.
296
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,272
Just don't know
how I'm gonna make this work.
297
00:16:30,642 --> 00:16:33,877
I hate to say this,
but Kyle's been gone a while.
298
00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:36,046
It might be time
to let go of the house,
299
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:37,681
get something smaller.
300
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,183
You could move in
with me.
301
00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:41,252
Maybe
if it was just me.
302
00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,820
Katie and Travis,
303
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:45,322
their whole world's about to
be turned upside down, you know?
304
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:46,724
Their daddy's gone.
305
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:49,460
I can't take
their house away, too.
306
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,635
Okay.
307
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,076
I need to make
more money here.
308
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,346
Get me one of the guys
on the list.
309
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:28,612
Oh,
I'm ready whenever you are.
310
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:32,939
You coming out?
311
00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:35,776
I don't got all day.
312
00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:41,882
Damn.
313
00:17:41,983 --> 00:17:44,651
So, do you always buy the girls
something special to wear?
314
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:45,852
Trust me.
315
00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:48,488
None of them have ever worn it
like that before.
316
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,658
So, what would you like
to work on today?
317
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,360
I think I'll let you
decide that.
318
00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:55,362
Okay.
319
00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:57,798
Let's start with your legs,
then.
320
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,572
You seem
a little nervous.
321
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:07,741
Me? No. Mnh-mnh.
322
00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,843
Not at all.
323
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:11,111
[ The XX's "Stars" plays ]
324
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:17,417
So...What do you do
for a living, Wade?
325
00:18:17,518 --> 00:18:18,785
Oil business.
326
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:21,521
That's interesting.
327
00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:23,724
Not really.
328
00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:27,761
I travel a lot.
329
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,129
Gets lonely.
330
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:31,965
How about you?
331
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,534
Do I travel a lot?
332
00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:38,005
Well, I think everybody
gets lonely, don't you?
333
00:18:39,707 --> 00:18:43,210
In your case, I find that
very hard to believe.
334
00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:46,546
You're real sweet.
335
00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:48,782
So are you.
336
00:18:48,883 --> 00:18:52,286
♪ I can give it all on the first date ♪
You sound surprised.
337
00:18:52,387 --> 00:18:54,421
This is just not
what I expected.
338
00:18:57,859 --> 00:19:02,262
♪ I don't have to exist
outside this place ♪
339
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,765
Does this amount
of pressure feel good to you?
340
00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:06,733
It feels incredible.
341
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,970
It's been a long time since
someone's touched me like that.
342
00:19:14,676 --> 00:19:19,513
♪ And I can draw the line
on the first date ♪
343
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:26,320
♪ I'll let you cross it
344
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:30,490
♪ let you take
every line I've got ♪
345
00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:38,265
♪ when the time gets late
346
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:42,269
♪ 'cause we can give it time
347
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:45,605
♪ so much time with me
348
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:47,174
How's the new job going?
349
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:50,711
Good, mama. Fine.
350
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,546
You guarding
state secrets?
351
00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,402
Will you stop cleaning up
and talk to me?
352
00:19:55,717 --> 00:19:59,286
It's nice. Fancy.
One of them high-end places.
353
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,520
The commute's a pain,
354
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,856
and I think the tips
are gonna be really big --
355
00:20:02,957 --> 00:20:03,990
Good.
356
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:05,225
Well,
I never understood
357
00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:07,461
how you could stand rubbing
naked strangers all day.
358
00:20:07,562 --> 00:20:09,463
Didn't I beg you
to stay in school
359
00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:11,465
and get a degree
in something useful?
360
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:14,201
I am lucky to have this,
and it is useful.
361
00:20:14,302 --> 00:20:17,070
No one's naked.
They're covered with a sheet.
362
00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:19,406
That's naked
as far as I'm concerned.
363
00:20:19,507 --> 00:20:20,841
How'd it go
with the kids today?
364
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:23,844
Oh, Travis asked again
whether daddy hadn't called,
365
00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:25,178
and Katie wanted to
Skype him.
366
00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:26,246
It's been tough.
367
00:20:26,347 --> 00:20:28,382
What'd you tell them?
368
00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:29,816
I said
what you said to say.
369
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,152
I said that daddy has to focus
on getting a job now,
370
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:34,654
and they have to focus on
getting ready for Spring Sing,
371
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:37,824
and he loves them
to pieces.
372
00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:41,094
I hate lying to them.
373
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:45,098
I know you're going through
a lot right now.
374
00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:47,667
I had the same feeling
when your daddy abandoned me.
375
00:20:47,769 --> 00:20:51,405
Mama, daddy died of a stroke.
This is not the same thing.
376
00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:52,472
Felt the same.
377
00:20:52,573 --> 00:20:55,108
He left me all alone
to raise an 8-year-old.
378
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:57,244
But I bounced right back,
didn't I?
379
00:20:57,345 --> 00:20:59,780
You married someone else
not even three months later.
380
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:01,277
Well, that's some kind of
bounce, now, isn't it?
381
00:21:03,151 --> 00:21:05,719
The lord never intended
for women to be on their own.
382
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,853
Oh, mama.
383
00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:09,122
I know it's tough,
but you've got to open up
384
00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:12,259
to whatever the next chapter
of your life might be.
385
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,868
Oh,
that feels incredible.
386
00:21:21,969 --> 00:21:24,871
I love trying out
the new girls.
387
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:27,207
That's what I heard.
388
00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:28,708
Georgia thought
we'd get along.
389
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:31,978
Now, you just relax,
and deep breaths.
390
00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:37,217
I think I'm ready to turn over
if that's all right.
391
00:21:37,318 --> 00:21:38,952
Oh, sure.
392
00:21:39,053 --> 00:21:40,587
Okay.
393
00:21:40,688 --> 00:21:43,423
Thank you.
394
00:21:43,524 --> 00:21:44,424
Mm-hmm.
395
00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:47,461
Okay.
396
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:52,666
I've got some tension
in my, uh...
397
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:56,503
upper thigh
and groin area.
398
00:21:56,604 --> 00:21:58,738
Yeah, that seems to be
going around.
399
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,608
So, how do you like
working here?
400
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:04,177
It's great.
Everyone seems real nice.
401
00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:05,645
Single or married?
402
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:08,448
That is none of your business.
403
00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:09,583
Single, right?
404
00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:12,385
Wow.
You sure are chatty.
405
00:22:12,487 --> 00:22:14,421
Yeah, well, I don't get
much conversation at home.
406
00:22:14,522 --> 00:22:17,791
Really?
Why you think that is?
407
00:22:17,892 --> 00:22:19,459
Eh, you don't want to hear
about all that.
408
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,261
Yeah, I do.
409
00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:33,340
I'm so torn.
410
00:22:33,441 --> 00:22:35,942
Hawaii or one of
the out islands of Bahamas?
411
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:38,111
Didn't you
just take a vacation?
412
00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,446
Last month.
413
00:22:39,547 --> 00:22:40,847
Getaway sounds sweet
to me.
414
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:42,516
You could all use
a little color.
415
00:22:42,617 --> 00:22:43,850
What do you think,
huh?
416
00:22:43,951 --> 00:22:46,286
Just leave Riley be.
417
00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:48,822
She doesn't need you filling
her head with your crazy ideas.
418
00:22:48,923 --> 00:22:50,023
Oh, please.
419
00:22:50,124 --> 00:22:52,526
Tell you what's crazy
is you still playing it legit
420
00:22:52,627 --> 00:22:53,960
after all these years.
421
00:22:54,061 --> 00:22:55,529
Just not worth it to me.
422
00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,264
She's always complaining
about us giving extras
423
00:22:57,365 --> 00:22:58,734
when she can barely
pay her rent.
424
00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:00,125
They think I'm weird
about sex.
425
00:23:00,201 --> 00:23:01,801
No one's saying that,
426
00:23:01,903 --> 00:23:03,036
but anything I learn here
about men
427
00:23:03,137 --> 00:23:05,772
doesn't go to waste when
it comes to me and my fiancé.
428
00:23:05,873 --> 00:23:08,642
Wait, so, he knows what goes on
here with your clients?
429
00:23:08,743 --> 00:23:10,176
Do I look like a fool?
430
00:23:10,278 --> 00:23:13,113
Bobby has my heart,
and that's what counts.
431
00:23:13,214 --> 00:23:15,448
But my business
is my business.
432
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,484
Well, Duke knows exactly
what I do to get big tips,
433
00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:21,288
and he wants every detail --
turns him on.
434
00:23:21,389 --> 00:23:23,156
Really?
Mm-hmm.
435
00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:24,691
After eight hours of foreplay,
by the time I get home,
436
00:23:24,792 --> 00:23:27,794
I am so randy, I can barely
make it through the door.
437
00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:29,796
And by randy,
I mean horny.
438
00:23:29,897 --> 00:23:31,698
Okay, Dee Ann, we get it.
439
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,200
What about you,
Riley?
440
00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:35,635
What about me?
441
00:23:35,736 --> 00:23:37,237
You tell your husband?
442
00:23:37,338 --> 00:23:39,806
He wouldn't understand.
443
00:23:41,008 --> 00:23:42,876
God.
444
00:23:47,582 --> 00:23:48,982
How you doing
with all this, hon?
445
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,451
I don't know yet.
446
00:23:51,552 --> 00:23:53,019
I mean,
it would be a relief
447
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,623
if it helps me take care
of my family and my mortgage.
448
00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,960
You know,
I had this client today,
449
00:24:00,061 --> 00:24:02,963
and he just seemed like
he needed somebody to talk to.
450
00:24:03,064 --> 00:24:04,598
Feel like I made
a real difference with him.
451
00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:06,666
Does that sound
completely insane?
452
00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:09,035
No, it does not.
453
00:24:10,338 --> 00:24:13,340
You'll find your way.
454
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,534
Right on time!
Mee maw!
455
00:24:41,636 --> 00:24:43,370
You hungry?
It's Italian night at church.
456
00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:45,105
Oh, well, we wouldn't
want to miss that.
457
00:24:45,206 --> 00:24:46,439
How does that sound,
kiddos?
458
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,341
Katie messed up
at Spring Sing today.
459
00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:51,011
She's gonna ruin everything.
Travis, that's enough.
460
00:24:51,112 --> 00:24:52,512
Now, why don't you show your
mee maw the new boots we got you
461
00:24:52,613 --> 00:24:53,680
for the show?
462
00:24:53,781 --> 00:24:57,017
Ooh, snakeskin.
Mighty fancy.
463
00:24:57,118 --> 00:24:58,451
It's fake snakeskin,
mee maw.
464
00:24:58,552 --> 00:25:00,854
Excuse me.
Wouldn't want to kill a snake.
465
00:25:00,955 --> 00:25:03,490
I don't want any stupid boots!
Hey.
466
00:25:03,591 --> 00:25:05,859
Good lord, Riley.
467
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,394
Bless her heart.
Is she okay?
468
00:25:07,495 --> 00:25:10,463
Taylor. She's fine.
It's just been a long day.
469
00:25:10,564 --> 00:25:14,034
Well, can't be easy for any of
you with Kyle away for so long.
470
00:25:17,004 --> 00:25:19,839
Kyle's got a really good job
building a new hotel
471
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,375
up in Dallas, Taylor.
Really? Which hotel?
472
00:25:22,476 --> 00:25:23,510
What's it to you?
Twinkle's pageant coach is up there.
473
00:25:23,611 --> 00:25:26,146
We could drop by
and say hi
474
00:25:26,247 --> 00:25:28,415
and make sure he's not having
too much fun without you.
475
00:25:28,516 --> 00:25:30,050
Oh, well,
I seriously doubt
476
00:25:30,151 --> 00:25:32,652
he would be interested
in seeing you and Twinkie.
477
00:25:32,753 --> 00:25:35,588
Her name is Twinkle,
Riley.
478
00:25:35,690 --> 00:25:38,391
And Kyle and I are always glad
to see each other.
479
00:25:38,492 --> 00:25:40,226
Kyle wasn't interested
in you in high school,
480
00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:42,362
and he's certainly not gonna be
interested in you now.
481
00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:46,766
Funny. That's not
how I remember it at all.
482
00:25:49,036 --> 00:25:50,937
Mama, why don't you take Travis
to that church thing?
483
00:25:51,038 --> 00:25:53,039
Katie and I
are gonna go home
484
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,874
and see if we can't
get rid of these grumps.
485
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:56,443
Come here.
486
00:25:56,544 --> 00:25:58,745
Hey. Hug.
487
00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:01,381
Look at you.
488
00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:02,482
Thank you.
489
00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:10,290
Okay, Jared, so, she did
all that, but what about you?
490
00:26:10,391 --> 00:26:12,258
When was the last time
you bought her a sexy gift?
491
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,294
Oh, my wife doesn't have
any interest in my anymore.
492
00:26:14,395 --> 00:26:16,396
Besides blaming me
for anything that goes wrong.
493
00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:18,431
That's why I end up
spending so much time here.
494
00:26:18,532 --> 00:26:20,300
Okay.
So, what went wrong?
495
00:26:20,401 --> 00:26:22,102
With my wife?
496
00:26:22,203 --> 00:26:24,237
With your marriage, silly.
Now, come on.
497
00:26:24,338 --> 00:26:25,405
Seriously, you've not
stopped talking about her,
498
00:26:25,506 --> 00:26:28,908
so what do you think
went wrong?
499
00:26:29,009 --> 00:26:31,344
Well, hell if I know.
500
00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:36,382
She stopped really listening
a long time ago.
501
00:26:36,484 --> 00:26:38,718
She's got her friends,
her charity work.
502
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:40,086
And we got married
really young.
503
00:26:40,187 --> 00:26:44,090
Couldn't keep us off each other
back then.
504
00:26:44,191 --> 00:26:46,726
She was really into me.
505
00:26:46,827 --> 00:26:49,996
I was so in love with her.
506
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,934
I still am.
507
00:26:55,035 --> 00:26:57,303
Then you got to
make her listen.
508
00:26:57,404 --> 00:27:00,206
I mean, you have to explain
how you feel.
509
00:27:00,307 --> 00:27:02,108
She can't read your mind.
And I can't read hers.
510
00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:03,810
Maybe she wants to know
how you feel.
511
00:27:03,911 --> 00:27:06,279
I have no idea
what she wants anymore.
512
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,448
Well,
then you got to find out...
513
00:27:08,549 --> 00:27:10,950
If you love her.
514
00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:17,724
I'm really glad
I came in again.
515
00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:20,360
Me, too.
516
00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:26,800
♪ What I'm about to tell you's
gonna turn you on your head ♪
517
00:27:26,901 --> 00:27:28,168
♪ 'cause you got to understand
518
00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:31,271
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh
519
00:27:31,372 --> 00:27:33,373
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
520
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,375
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
521
00:27:35,476 --> 00:27:37,610
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
522
00:27:37,711 --> 00:27:40,146
♪ showstopper, showstopper
523
00:27:40,247 --> 00:27:43,783
♪ if you, if you like me, let me
hear you say, "me likey" ♪
524
00:27:43,884 --> 00:27:46,186
♪ let me turn you on your head
525
00:27:46,287 --> 00:27:48,588
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh
526
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:50,857
♪ you're all
uptight and mighty ♪
527
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,458
♪ let me cut you down to size
528
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,161
♪ you like a yummy piece
of toasted bread ♪
529
00:27:55,262 --> 00:27:57,530
♪ oh, my God
530
00:27:57,631 --> 00:28:00,466
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
531
00:28:00,568 --> 00:28:01,935
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
532
00:28:02,036 --> 00:28:04,204
♪ oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, ah ♪
533
00:28:04,305 --> 00:28:08,141
♪ showstopper, showstopper
534
00:28:17,585 --> 00:28:20,353
My, my.
535
00:28:20,454 --> 00:28:22,222
Aren't you like
a kitten with some cream.
536
00:28:22,323 --> 00:28:23,356
Someone's
in a good mood.
537
00:28:23,457 --> 00:28:26,392
I am off to pay my mortgage
in cash.
538
00:28:26,493 --> 00:28:29,028
I'm glad things are working out
so well.
539
00:28:29,129 --> 00:28:30,964
Me, too.
540
00:28:50,516 --> 00:28:52,723
You've never seen
the word "whore" before?
541
00:28:52,748 --> 00:28:55,334
Not on the car I drive my kids
to school in everyday.
542
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:59,432
Do you mind?!
543
00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:02,101
Had to have been that woman who
was staring at me the other night.
544
00:29:02,202 --> 00:29:03,764
Was she driving
a silver Mercedes?
545
00:29:03,789 --> 00:29:04,989
Yeah. It was parked
right over there.
546
00:29:05,739 --> 00:29:08,441
Must have been Valerie Dawson,
Jared's wife.
547
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,576
Wait. She knows
that I give Jared massages?
548
00:29:10,677 --> 00:29:12,011
Oh, honey,
she's all bark.
549
00:29:12,112 --> 00:29:14,280
You know, she's made
some crazy threats before.
550
00:29:14,381 --> 00:29:16,082
Wait a minute.
It's happened before?
551
00:29:16,183 --> 00:29:18,918
And you didn't do anything about
it? Why didn't you tell me?
552
00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:21,988
Well, I don't like to upset my girls.
So you just ignore it?
553
00:29:22,089 --> 00:29:23,790
Look, I can't come out
to my car like this.
554
00:29:23,891 --> 00:29:25,658
Unlike you, I've got a family
to worry about.
555
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:27,527
Well,
my girls are my family,
556
00:29:27,628 --> 00:29:30,630
and I have been running
a nice, successful business here
557
00:29:30,731 --> 00:29:32,899
for the last three years
all by myself,
558
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,369
ever since my husband left me
with one of my girls!
559
00:29:37,371 --> 00:29:40,907
Clean your own damn car!
560
00:29:41,975 --> 00:29:43,643
Georgia!
561
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,788
What the hell are you doing?
Mowing your yard.
562
00:29:55,889 --> 00:29:57,190
Well,
no one asked you to.
563
00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,559
Put your shirt back on.
The neighbors are staring.
564
00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:02,061
Just wanted to help,
Riley.
565
00:30:02,162 --> 00:30:03,529
I know you've been busy
with your new job.
566
00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:05,631
Well,
that's Kyle's job, so...
567
00:30:05,732 --> 00:30:07,533
But he's not
here anymore.
568
00:30:12,739 --> 00:30:15,741
I'll see you later.
569
00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:33,893
Hey, sweetheart.
570
00:30:33,994 --> 00:30:37,263
Can we talk
for a minute?
571
00:30:37,364 --> 00:30:40,633
So, I just got off the phone
with Mr. Marshall,
572
00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:43,703
and he said that
you are not participating
573
00:30:43,804 --> 00:30:46,105
in the rehearsals
for Spring Sing.
574
00:30:46,206 --> 00:30:47,773
You know the dance now.
You love to sing.
575
00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:50,543
What does it matter
if daddy won't be there?
576
00:30:50,644 --> 00:30:52,445
He won't be back,
will he?
577
00:30:54,381 --> 00:30:57,783
Baby, right now I'm not sure
when he's gonna be back.
578
00:30:57,885 --> 00:31:00,520
But, hey,
I do know this.
579
00:31:00,621 --> 00:31:03,589
He loves you so much.
580
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:08,194
More than anything,
just like I do.
581
00:31:08,295 --> 00:31:10,196
You know what?
582
00:31:10,297 --> 00:31:13,566
You do not have to
be in the Spring Sing.
583
00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:16,435
I will call Mr. Marshall
tomorrow morning.
584
00:31:16,537 --> 00:31:17,904
Let me sleep with it.
585
00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:20,540
Or sleep on it?
586
00:31:20,641 --> 00:31:22,275
Okay.
587
00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:23,609
Eskimo kiss.
588
00:31:40,661 --> 00:31:43,796
Hey. You okay?
It's late.
589
00:31:43,897 --> 00:31:45,731
We need to talk.
590
00:31:49,770 --> 00:31:52,805
I know how you've been making all
that money at that new job of yours.
591
00:31:56,243 --> 00:31:57,643
What the hell
are you talking about?
592
00:31:57,744 --> 00:31:59,645
Well, I was out,
having a few beers,
593
00:31:59,746 --> 00:32:03,282
and it was so obvious once
I started thinking about it,
594
00:32:03,383 --> 00:32:05,952
so why don't you just come out
and admit it, Riley?
595
00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:08,788
I mean, Kyle's hardly gone,
and you stoop to this.
596
00:32:08,889 --> 00:32:10,189
What's his name?
597
00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:12,024
Whose name?
598
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,459
Your sugar daddy.
599
00:32:15,128 --> 00:32:17,029
You think I have
a sugar daddy?
600
00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,098
Yeah.
From work, right?
601
00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:21,267
I mean, a friend of mine
at the bank said you came in
602
00:32:21,368 --> 00:32:23,536
and you paid your mortgage
in cash.
603
00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:26,038
How else could you be bringing
home that kind of money?
604
00:32:26,139 --> 00:32:27,540
Wow.
605
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:32,144
Wow. That is so...
that's so insulting.
606
00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:33,980
I mean, I happen to be
very good at my job.
607
00:32:34,081 --> 00:32:36,315
Why is that so hard
for everybody to understand?!
608
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,117
'Cause it doesn't add up.
That's why!
609
00:32:38,218 --> 00:32:40,519
I'll tell you
what adds up!
610
00:32:40,621 --> 00:32:42,188
I am fighting tooth and nail
to provide for my family
611
00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:44,457
after the most traumatic event
in my life.
612
00:32:44,558 --> 00:32:45,791
Your brother...
Settle down.
613
00:32:45,892 --> 00:32:47,627
...walking out on me,
and the last thing I need
614
00:32:47,728 --> 00:32:49,453
is you coming over here
after a few drinks...
615
00:32:49,478 --> 00:32:50,563
Look, I just --
I just was --
616
00:32:50,564 --> 00:32:52,531
...making wild accusations! No! What?!
I just was --
617
00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,433
I just was -- what?! I was
just confused! That's what!
618
00:32:54,534 --> 00:32:56,168
God.
How drunk are you?
619
00:32:57,871 --> 00:32:59,438
Riley, look. You --
620
00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:01,807
No. Now, you have said enough.
You go home.
621
00:33:01,908 --> 00:33:04,143
And why don't you keep your
crazy judgments about my life
622
00:33:04,244 --> 00:33:06,012
to yourself from now on.
623
00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:09,215
You got that?
Now, get on out of here.
624
00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:30,169
Hell, you'd think we'd be busier
with the rodeo in town.
625
00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:32,505
The gay rodeo, Jolene.
Didn't you read the signs?
626
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,073
The gay rodeo?
You kidding me?
627
00:33:34,174 --> 00:33:36,509
Count me in.
Sounds frisky.
628
00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:37,943
Is nothing sacred?
629
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:42,715
At least somebody's
busy today.
630
00:33:42,816 --> 00:33:44,483
I heard about your special
therapy sessions with Jared Dawson.
631
00:33:44,584 --> 00:33:48,054
He's been singing your praises
to anyone who'll listen.
632
00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:50,156
You do know clients
don't come in here to talk.
633
00:33:50,257 --> 00:33:52,391
Well,
I was just trying to help.
634
00:33:52,492 --> 00:33:53,959
Not so smart long-term.
635
00:33:54,061 --> 00:33:56,729
Sending the clients
back to their wives.
636
00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,531
I think he just wanted to
be listened to.
637
00:33:58,632 --> 00:33:59,832
Like we all do.
638
00:33:59,933 --> 00:34:01,834
Sorry, honey, but you
don't get to make decisions
639
00:34:01,935 --> 00:34:03,402
that affect all of us.
640
00:34:03,503 --> 00:34:05,037
Maybe you just
feel guilty.
641
00:34:05,138 --> 00:34:06,772
They don't have
what you have --
642
00:34:06,873 --> 00:34:09,208
some perfect marriage
to come home to every night.
643
00:34:11,044 --> 00:34:14,280
Um, not so perfect.
644
00:34:14,381 --> 00:34:15,915
Kyle left me
right after I started here,
645
00:34:16,016 --> 00:34:18,651
and I have no idea
if he's ever coming back.
646
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:29,729
What did you do?
I didn't know.
647
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,398
Hey.
I was looking for you.
648
00:34:32,499 --> 00:34:34,734
Why? So you can
get all upset again?
649
00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,068
I'm sorry about that.
650
00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:37,903
I didn't know
that your husband had left you.
651
00:34:38,004 --> 00:34:40,406
His loss.
I'm doing just fine on my own.
652
00:34:40,507 --> 00:34:41,974
You know, the thing is
653
00:34:42,075 --> 00:34:44,043
I just can't have people
writing on my car like that.
654
00:34:44,144 --> 00:34:46,545
I get it.
No job is perfect.
655
00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:49,415
I wish I could control the
entire universe, but I can't.
656
00:34:49,516 --> 00:34:50,916
It's more than that.
657
00:34:51,017 --> 00:34:54,053
I just want a job
that I can feel proud of.
658
00:34:54,154 --> 00:34:56,055
Trust me, honey.
We all do.
659
00:34:56,156 --> 00:34:58,824
I'm just not sure that this
is the right thing for me.
660
00:34:58,925 --> 00:35:02,161
Well, that's something
you're gonna have to figure out
661
00:35:02,262 --> 00:35:04,330
on your own.
662
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:29,327
Oh, you have goto be
kidding me.
663
00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:32,664
You're Valerie Dawson, right?
You wrote all over my car.
664
00:35:32,765 --> 00:35:34,165
Are you out of
your freaking mind?
665
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,234
I don't know
what you're talking about.
666
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,536
But I want you
to stay away from my husband.
667
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,438
Nothing is going on
with me and Jared.
668
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,173
I'm just listening to him.
669
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,785
Oh, and I suppose he hasn't
done anything with any of
670
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,320
those other girls, either.
671
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,878
I honestly don't know.
672
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,613
But when he's with me,
on my table,
673
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:51,683
he is telling me
how much he loves you.
674
00:35:51,784 --> 00:35:54,619
I find that
very hard to believe.
675
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,020
Do you know
676
00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:58,790
that he doesn't think you give
a crap about him anymore?
677
00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,925
He thinks you just care more
about your friends
678
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:02,627
and your charities
than you do him.
679
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,128
That's ridiculous.
680
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:05,697
Then why does he feel
so lonely?
681
00:36:05,798 --> 00:36:10,034
Look, I know that there are
two sides to this, but trust me.
682
00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,537
A man does not
go looking elsewhere
683
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,572
if he's getting what he needs
at home.
684
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:22,580
Oh, hell.
685
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,416
You're not getting
what you need, either, are you?
686
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:30,321
But there was a time
you were.
687
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,823
He told me.
688
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:36,194
If you love him,
you still have a chance.
689
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,568
What should I do?
690
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,336
Tell him
you want him back.
691
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,405
And that whatever he's done,
692
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,340
it's in the past,
it's over.
693
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,644
You love him,
and you want to move on.
694
00:36:52,745 --> 00:36:56,280
Why are you crying?
695
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:57,815
Because that's something
696
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,418
I'll probably never
get the chance to do.
697
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,688
But you can do it right now.
You can go home.
698
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,425
And then screw the living
daylights out of him.
699
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,999
Good luck.
700
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,868
Same to you.
701
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,514
Mommy,
I used too much hair gel.
702
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,249
It's gonna ruin the show!
703
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,985
Good lord.
You look like a wet possum.
704
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:35,787
Mama,
that's really not helping.
705
00:37:35,888 --> 00:37:37,822
Now, Travis,
I said just to use a dab.
706
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,358
Well, daddy always
helps me do it.
707
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,061
It's okay.
I can fix this.
708
00:37:43,162 --> 00:37:45,730
It's nothing compared to
the disasters down at the salon.
709
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:46,864
Come on, possum.
710
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,600
Oh, no.
711
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,706
Katie,
you look so cute.
712
00:37:54,807 --> 00:37:56,307
Hey, I thought you weren't
gonna be in the show.
713
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:57,408
What made you
change your mind?
714
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,544
I want you to be proud
of me.
715
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:02,046
Oh, baby, I always am.
716
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:06,084
Now got get your brother
'cause he's running late.
717
00:38:08,921 --> 00:38:11,022
Oh!
718
00:38:13,092 --> 00:38:16,561
Um, I-I just wanted to say
something real quick.
719
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,063
Yeah. Okay.
Come on in.
720
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:24,368
Look, I -- I'm real sorry
about that sugar-daddy comment
721
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,870
the other night.
722
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,205
I-it was totally
out of line.
723
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,407
It upset you.
I-I was real drunk.
724
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,008
You weren't that drunk,
Evan.
725
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,044
You gonna make this
even harder than it is?
726
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:35,179
Besides, the backyard
still needs to be mowed.
727
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,348
Let me -- let me
at least do that.
728
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,751
Promise to keep my shirt on
this time.
729
00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:43,588
Fine.
730
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,256
And I can go
to the kids' show, right?
731
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:46,791
Yes, of course you can.
732
00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:48,671
Okay.
Want me to shut this?
733
00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:49,896
Please.
734
00:38:50,062 --> 00:38:51,229
It's a good look for you,
by the way.
735
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:54,465
Go.
736
00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:04,108
For the first time
in 30 years,
737
00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:06,210
I think Riley
might just take my advice.
738
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,712
Tell my boss he does --
739
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,647
mama.
We're here to watch the show.
740
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,215
Riley!
741
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:12,483
Riley!
742
00:39:16,155 --> 00:39:17,255
I'll be right back.
743
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,825
Hey. Hey.
744
00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:23,060
I can't believe
you're here.
745
00:39:23,162 --> 00:39:24,896
I just happened
to be in the neighborhood.
746
00:39:24,997 --> 00:39:27,431
Come on.
747
00:39:28,901 --> 00:39:30,868
This is the last place
I expected to see you.
748
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:33,137
I'm pretty determined
when I have something to say.
749
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:35,640
Okay.
I'm listening.
750
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,041
You were right.
751
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,843
It's important
to feel safe,
752
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:41,345
so I had cameras installed
outside the spa.
753
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:42,880
Cost me
an arm and a leg.
754
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:45,283
I'm sure the girls
will really appreciate it.
755
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:46,984
Does that include you?
756
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,086
I'm still
wrestling with it.
757
00:39:49,188 --> 00:39:53,257
Maybe it would help if you knew
Jared swung by this morning.
758
00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:55,927
Said he's taking his wife
to Hawaii for a week.
759
00:39:56,028 --> 00:39:56,961
Oh, that's great.
760
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,462
Yes, it is.
761
00:39:58,564 --> 00:39:59,730
In all these years,
762
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,934
I've never known one of my girls
to save a marriage.
763
00:40:03,035 --> 00:40:06,137
You have a funny effect
on people, don't you?
764
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,873
Yeah, they either love me
or haul ass.
765
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:12,877
Well, I love you, honey,
and no matter what you decide,
766
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:17,815
I hope we remain friends
because I'd miss you.
767
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,319
No one's ever
chased me down before.
768
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,354
Feels good.
769
00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,356
Well, anybody that would
put you in their rearview mirror
770
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:26,924
is a fool.
771
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:29,727
You know what, Georgia?
772
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,063
I may not have been
able to save my marriage,
773
00:40:32,164 --> 00:40:34,632
but I'm gonna save
my family.
774
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,535
I'm glad to hear it.
775
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,171
I'll see you tomorrow.
776
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:04,262
I think we can
skip P.J.s tonight.
777
00:41:04,363 --> 00:41:06,764
They were awesome.
778
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,433
Katie looked like she was having
such a great time.
779
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:11,535
I'm so proud of them.
780
00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,278
You know,
I'm proud of you.
781
00:41:20,379 --> 00:41:22,113
What for?
782
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:26,550
Somehow managing
to keep it all together.
783
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,220
The kids, the house.
784
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:30,554
It's a lot.
785
00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:32,657
Well,
I had a little help.
786
00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:35,526
You know, I think you're a lot
stronger than anyone ever knew.
787
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:38,829
Thank you.
788
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:41,599
And if you
ever need anything...
789
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,234
I know.
790
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,511
Oh, my God.
791
00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:56,747
It's Kyle.
792
00:42:00,532 --> 00:42:02,466
Hello?
793
00:42:02,491 --> 00:42:06,491
== sync, corrected by elderman ==