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Hot in Cleveland is recorded
in front of a live studio audience.
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Ladies, I have
the most exciting news.
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A bottle of your finest
champagne.
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You know,
when you say that to the air,
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we don't get champagne.
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I am pleased to announce
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that no longer am
I just celebrated celebrity
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Victoria Chase.
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But I am now
Victoria Chase,
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celebrated celebrity
shoe designer.
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In this box
is my creation,
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and I've been invited to show
it at Cleveland Fashion Week.
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Cleveland has
a fashion week?
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I mean, maybe they could
pull off a fashion hour
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or a fashion afternoon,
but a whole week?
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Believe me,
I had my doubts too,
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but apparently Cleveland
Fashion Week is a big deal.
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It is.
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It's where Mr. Jeff debuts
his collection every year.
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Okay, I'll ask.
Who's Mr. Jeff?
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Only the hottest tracksuit
designer in the business.
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Someone designs
those things?
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Comfort & Leisure magazine
gave him four recliners.
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High praise indeed.
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Nothing comes between
me and my Mr. Jeff's.
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As a little
mental palate cleanser
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after that image,
please show us your shoes.
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Behold.
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They're gorgeous.
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How exquisite.
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I mean, you know, they're
not the cure for cancer,
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but can you wear
the cure for cancer
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with jeans
and formal wear?
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I hope that's
not your slogan.
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It's just a protype.
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And I've authorized Marco,
my cobbler in Italy,
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to ship two dozen pairs.
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And as a matter of fact,
I was thinking
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maybe you ladies would like
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to model my shoes
on the catwalk.
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Oh yes!
Are you kidding me?
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Sure, whatever.
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Why aren't you
more excited?
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Oh, I modeled a ton
when I was younger.
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Kinda burned out on it.
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[Imitating Joy]
"I kinda burned out on it."
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I mean, come on!
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As the woman who spent
her prime modeling years
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in a back brace
and a home perm,
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I'm so psyched.
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I used to model
when I was younger.
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Togas?
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I was a model
for a very big artist.
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Da Vinci?
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That's the same joke twice,
Joy.
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Like your breasts.
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Where is that champagne
I ordered?
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I'll get us some cocktails.
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Now that we're models,
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we may as well
go on a liquid diet.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes?
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He must have read what I wrote
about her in the men's room.
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Sync, corrected by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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- Are you insane?
- I'm sorry.
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Please don't slap me
or scream.
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I'm just doing things
on my bucket list.
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See?
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"Go to a bar and kiss the most
beautiful woman in the room."
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Thank you.
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But aren't you a little young
to have a bucket list?
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Unfortunately I'm not.
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I only have
a few months to live.
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I wanna get through as many
of these as I can.
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You're serious?
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Yes, despite the effort
of some brilliant doctors,
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a well-meaning prayer circle,
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and one highly-questionable
wizard I found on the Internet,
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I'm gonna die soon.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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Don't be.
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I mean, we're all gonna die.
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I just have the advantage
of knowing when.
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I must say, you're awfully
upbeat about this whole thing.
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- Hmm.
- What do you have exactly?
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Oh, type four pseudoxanthama
spongiform encephalopathy.
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I mean,
not to brag,
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but it was the diagnosis
on House a couple weeks ago.
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What is it exactly?
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It's show
about a grumpy doctor.
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No.
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Tell me more about
your disease.
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Well, it's very rare.
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And with any luck,
they'll name it after me.
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Fingers crossed.
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Look, I could tell you
all about it
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in excruciatingly
boring details,
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or you could let me
take you out to dinner
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and I could buy you
expensive wine
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and just get lost
in your accent.
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What do you say?
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This is so sudden
I don't know what to say.
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Then say yes.
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Every good thing in the world
starts with yes.
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Except that song,
Yes! We have no bananas.
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What does that mean exactly?
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And what was
the question asked
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that led to that answer?
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And why am I
prattling on about this
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when precious seconds of
your life are passing by?
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Sorry, I think there's
something about your dying
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that's making me very nervous.
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Is that a yes?
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Yes.
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Marco, the shoes
aren't here.
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They're supposed to debut
in two days.
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Due giorni!
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How do you say "idiot"
in Italian?
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Hell if I know.
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"Elifino"!
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What a nightmare.
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My shoes are late.
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Melanie and Joy are awol.
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I'm supposed to be teaching them
the model walk right now.
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- The model walk?
- Yeah, you know.
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Straight spine,
shoulders back,
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walk on the balls
of your feet.
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And of course look bored
and distant.
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You look like a zombie.
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Oh, thank you.
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When I was a model the goal was
to look happy and attractive.
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Yes, and people
married for love,
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exercised for fun,
and ate food for pleasure.
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Things change, old-timer.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was just getting
all model ready.
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What's that on your face?
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Is that a wart?
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No, it's a beauty mark,
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like Marilyn Monroe,
Cindy Crawford.
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Uh, but beauty marks
go above the lip.
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Where's mine?
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On your chin.
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That's wicked witch territory.
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It must have slid down.
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Oh, no, I used too much glue.
It won't come off!
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It's not that bad, is it?
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How long would it take you
to grow a beard?
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Sorry I kept you
out so late.
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I hope you had a good time.
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Are you kidding?
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Dinner,
shooting range, drinks,
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booze cruise, dancing,
after hour club,
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breakfast.
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It's like we crammed five dates
into one evening.
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Have you always been
this energetic?
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Oh, no, no.
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In a way,
this disease has its upside.
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Like now when I wanna
do something, I do it.
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If I don't, I don't.
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For instance,
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I have no interest
in meeting your mother.
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I will not share
my dessert with you.
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You get your own damn mousse.
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And I won't see
your one woman show.
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What if it's naked?
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Still no.
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I'll run lines with you.
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The sun's coming up.
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Excellent.
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What's that?
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"Stay up all night
with a gorgeous woman."
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Let me see that.
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"Get lost in Sao Paulo."
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"Try blowfish."
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That's actually
"try blow and fish."
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Two things.
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Ah, "streak through
the Sistine Chapel."
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"Kiss a dolphin."
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The animal
or the football player?
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Either or.
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"Eat a hot dog out of
a hamburger bun"?
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Well, I put a few
easy things on there.
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I like to cross things
off the list.
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There's a lot of sexual items
on this list.
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I know,
I'm disgusted with myself.
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But you see any you like,
though?
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- Well, I'm not doing that.
- Oh.
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- Uh, not doing that again.
- Oh.
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Uh...
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Don't have a twin sister.
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Oh, "Join mile-high club."
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That's interesting.
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Great, let's go.
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Excuse me.
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This is our first date.
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You said it yourself,
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we crammed five dates
into one night.
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So sexually
we're way behind.
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Yeah, nice try.
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All right, look,
I don't wanna pressure you.
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It's just that this
has been the best date ever,
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and I don't want it to end.
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If you turn me down,
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I'm gonna have to spend
the rest of my short life
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trying to find another stunning,
hilarious, awesome woman
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who's got a cool
British accent
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in Cleveland.
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Come on.
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And step and step
and pose.
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Bored look to the audience.
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Jolie the leg.
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Elka, you look like
you'd rather be anywhere else
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but here right now.
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Great job.
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How 'bout me?
How was I?
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In a word, terrible.
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You need to work
on your bored look.
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Ugh, okay, I'll try.
I'll try.
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Ugh.
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Melanie, honey,
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not to make you
feel any worse,
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but that gnarly witch mole
is getting hairy.
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It's not hair.
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I tried to scrub it off
with steel wool,
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and a couple fibers
got stuck.
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Whatever you did,
it's creeping me out.
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Yeah, that's good, that'.
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I'm not sure this is
gonna be possible.
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It's so tiny!
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Okay, that's not
the best thing to say to a man
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who just took off his pants.
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Maybe if I scootch
around this way.
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[Toilet flushes]
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Pretend that's a waterfall.
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I'm sorry, somehow I imagined
this would be sexier.
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There is no reason we can't
make this sexy.
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Oh, hello, mom.
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Oh, God, airplane mirrors.
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Are you afraid of flying?
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Terrified.
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I usually take pills
before I fly,
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but that's not conducive
to having one's tray table
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in the full upright position.
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Okay.
Oh! Okay!
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I don't wanna die!
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Yes, I see the irony,
but I want my full three months.
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Okay.
It's just you and me.
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Forget about everything else.
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Oh.
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You're incredible.
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Okay, now let's do this.
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Attention passengers,
we're encountering turbulence.
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Please return
to your seats immediately.
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Okay.
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The classy way to do this
is for us to leave separately.
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I'll go out first, you come out
a few minutes later.
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No one's the wiser.
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And for the couple
in the bathroom,
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you've got quite
a walk of shame
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back to 31 "A" and "B".
264
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,742
Those aren't our seats!
265
00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:04,579
I'm sorry, 34 "A" and "B".
266
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:05,848
You go first.
267
00:11:09,822 --> 00:11:10,923
Oh, this is so exciting.
268
00:11:10,957 --> 00:11:12,224
Look it,
models everywhere,
269
00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:13,526
and I'm one of them.
270
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,393
But don't tell Victoria
how excited I am.
271
00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:17,929
I was up all night
practicing dead eyes.
272
00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:22,199
Mmm.
273
00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:24,002
Ow, ow, ow.
274
00:11:24,036 --> 00:11:26,037
What did you put
this disgusting thing on with?
275
00:11:26,071 --> 00:11:27,905
And is that
a grey hair on it?
276
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,340
No, it's dental floss.
277
00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:32,244
I tried to floss it off.
278
00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:35,247
I'll try to cover it up.
279
00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:37,683
So you never got to join
the mile-high club with George?
280
00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:39,085
No.
281
00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:42,455
But we did join the empty Sbarro
in the Toledo airport club.
282
00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:45,625
It was fun actually.
283
00:11:45,659 --> 00:11:47,660
But isn't it
kind of depressing,
284
00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:48,994
you know, hanging out
with someone
285
00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,362
that you know
is gonna die soon?
286
00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:51,563
I suppose.
287
00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:53,831
But George is
so determined to enjoy
288
00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:55,400
what little time
he has left.
289
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,535
He's an absolute joy
to be around.
290
00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:59,537
There is something to be said
for dating a man
291
00:11:59,571 --> 00:12:00,971
with an expiration date.
292
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:04,807
He's kind,
forthcoming, direct,
293
00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:07,043
and up for everything.
294
00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:08,111
But...
295
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,113
He has an expiration date.
296
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,381
Exactly.
297
00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:13,450
You falling for him?
298
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,285
I can't let myself.
299
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,720
Which is not fair to him,
300
00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:20,756
but I can't put myself through
that kind of heartbreak.
301
00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,425
I might have
to end things with him
302
00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:24,494
before it gets
to that point.
303
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:26,995
Well, that makes what we're
about to do seem really trivial.
304
00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:29,265
Okay, people, remember,
this is the most important thing
305
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,801
we'll ever do in our lives.
306
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,269
Victoria,
you're on in ten minutes.
307
00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,338
Your other models will meet you
at the top of the runway.
308
00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:37,505
Got it.
309
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,341
There are other models?
310
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,776
There are?
311
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:43,311
That's what he said.
312
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,115
Huh.
News to me.
313
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,453
- So you're dying, huh?
- That's right.
314
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,758
- Just like the rest of us.
- Exactly.
315
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,127
How's it going so far?
316
00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:58,996
- The dying?
- Uh-huh.
317
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,364
Pretty good.
318
00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:02,366
I mean,
all things considered.
319
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:05,703
Just trying to soak up
as much as I can out of life.
320
00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,971
Can I see
your bucket list?
321
00:13:08,006 --> 00:13:11,542
Sure.
322
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:14,845
Oh, a hot dog in
a hamburger bun.
323
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:16,914
Oh, that's fantastic.
324
00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:20,218
Promise me you'll do that one.
325
00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:22,720
Sure.
326
00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:27,724
Now, since I can't put
"growing old" on my bucket list,
327
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,994
what's the truth about it?
328
00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:34,865
Well, you don't pop out
of bed as fast.
329
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,166
Mmm.
330
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,168
And you learn not to take
anything for granted.
331
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,737
But you've already
figured that out.
332
00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:43,074
Does it make you scared?
333
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,310
Oh, scared
is a waste of time.
334
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:48,913
The trick is just to laugh
as much as you can.
335
00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:50,081
Oh.
336
00:13:50,115 --> 00:13:53,084
When you laugh,
you're really alive.
337
00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:56,154
And you forget
about everything else.
338
00:13:56,188 --> 00:13:58,890
[Laughs]
339
00:14:01,394 --> 00:14:05,029
Well, you have to wait
till something's funny.
340
00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,332
Oh.
341
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,401
That was just weird.
342
00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:17,893
Oh, my God,
these shoes are gorgeous.
343
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:20,262
I'm gonna make millions.
344
00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:24,332
Ah! Ow! Ahh!
345
00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:25,899
Are you okay?
346
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:26,868
Yeah, yeah, fine.
347
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:28,836
Just a little pinch.
I'll be fine.
348
00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:31,606
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ow!
349
00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:33,241
What is wrong?
350
00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:34,410
I'm sorry, Victoria.
351
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:35,411
These shoes are beautiful.
352
00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:36,646
They're just really unstable.
353
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,181
Well, they're
Victoria brand shoes.
354
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:40,750
Of course they're
beautiful and unstable.
355
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,922
Oh.
Oh, dear God.
356
00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:47,257
There's no support.
357
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,925
What, you can't stand
in them either?
358
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,594
I'm telling you
these shoes
359
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,329
are not meant
to be walked in by humans.
360
00:14:52,363 --> 00:14:54,498
But we're not humans,
we're models!
361
00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:57,801
All right, now let me
show you how it's done.
362
00:14:57,835 --> 00:14:59,837
You just... holy crap!
363
00:14:59,871 --> 00:15:01,172
That hurts.
364
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,873
All right, ladies,
you're up.
365
00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:05,142
The wheelchair models will meet
you at the top of the runway.
366
00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:06,310
Wheelchair models?
367
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,011
Why are my models
in wheelchairs?
368
00:15:08,046 --> 00:15:10,647
Maybe they tried on
your shoes.
369
00:15:11,682 --> 00:15:13,116
The event is called
"walk and roll."
370
00:15:13,151 --> 00:15:14,851
It's a benefit for women
who can't walk
371
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,453
but still want
to be fashionable.
372
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:17,688
What?
373
00:15:17,722 --> 00:15:19,122
Why is this the first
I'm hearing about this?
374
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,357
It's not.
375
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:21,959
We spoke about it on four
different occasions.
376
00:15:21,993 --> 00:15:23,627
Was she nodding and going,
"yes, yes, yes"?
377
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,628
Yeah.
378
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,131
Yeah, she wasn't listening.
379
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,666
Okay, you know, we really
don't have time for all this.
380
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:30,868
You're on in 30 seconds.
381
00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:33,403
I suggest you get moving.
382
00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:35,906
We can't hobble like this
next to women in wheelchairs.
383
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,008
People will think
we're making fun of them.
384
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,175
So what are we gonna do?
385
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,010
What do you mean,
what are we gonna do?
386
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,379
Think about something
other than the pain.
387
00:15:43,414 --> 00:15:47,717
Melanie, you have
a hideous mole on your face.
388
00:15:47,752 --> 00:15:49,052
Joy, your boyfriend's dying.
389
00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:51,254
Okay, let's get out there
and sell some shoes.
390
00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:53,189
Ow!
391
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:58,661
This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to anyone.
392
00:15:58,695 --> 00:16:00,596
Or is it?
393
00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:04,866
Did someone say something
about wheelchair models?
394
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:06,034
Oh, no.
395
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:07,369
You've got that look
in your eye.
396
00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:10,039
Victoria, you do know
the best thing to do
397
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,574
is to admit
these shoes are a disaster
398
00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:13,042
and just call
the whole thing off?
399
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:16,780
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
400
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,051
Ladies and gentlemen,
401
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:22,253
Cleveland fashion week
is pleased to announce
402
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,956
Shoes by Victoria Chase.
403
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:35,532
Tonight I'm proud to present
Victoria Chase Shoes.
404
00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:37,767
Victoria Chase Shoes.
405
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,203
The only shoes in the world
406
00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:42,939
designed never
to be walked in.
407
00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:46,476
Victoria Chase Shoes.
408
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:49,647
Yes, only I, Victoria Chase,
was brave enough
409
00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:51,382
to design shoes exclusively
410
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:54,085
for the differently-abled
woman.
411
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:56,722
[Applause]
412
00:16:56,756 --> 00:16:59,859
High fashion heels
for a woman on wheels.
413
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,727
Oh, if you want
to call me a visionary,
414
00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,029
that's your business.
415
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,833
My business
is being a visionary.
416
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,468
Excuse me,
I'm sorry.
417
00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:10,570
I just, I can't listen
to this any more.
418
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:12,038
Models don't speak,
darling.
419
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,306
Unless they're saying...
420
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,009
Victoria Chase Shoes.
421
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:19,413
It's just that we can wear
whatever shoes we want.
422
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,681
But now you don't have to.
423
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,916
But that's insane.
424
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:25,318
We don't need
Victoria Chase shoes.
425
00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:27,787
Victoria Chase Shoes.
426
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,701
Oh, you're really
good at this.
427
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:36,703
Yeah, you starting
to feel anything?
428
00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:39,639
Unfortunately, yes.
429
00:17:39,673 --> 00:17:41,473
George, can we talk?
430
00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:43,342
Uh-oh.
431
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,978
Every bad conversation
in the world starts with,
432
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:47,446
"can we talk?"
433
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,948
I don't know
how to put this.
434
00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:51,684
Let me help.
435
00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:55,955
You met this fantastically
sexy, handsome, funny,
436
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,724
sexy guy,
437
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,627
but the dude
is about to croak.
438
00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:03,596
And if he was any kind
of a gentleman,
439
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:05,933
he would say good-bye now.
440
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:07,935
I'm sorry.
441
00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:09,703
I'm just scared.
442
00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:11,672
Scared's a waste of time.
443
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,941
I get it.
444
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,111
Good-bye, Joy.
445
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,084
I wish saying,
"we'll always have Sbarro"
446
00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:29,654
was as romantic as saying,
"we'll always have Paris."
447
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:34,726
George, wait.
448
00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:37,563
Right here.
449
00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:40,899
What might we cross off
that list on our second date?
450
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:42,534
Number five.
451
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:46,071
I keep telling you,
I am not doing number five.
452
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:48,674
I wouldn't respect you
if you did.
453
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:52,811
How 'bout we just grab
a cup of coffee and talk?
454
00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:55,548
They say the best coffee
is in Brazil.
455
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,049
You up for it?
456
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:58,251
I am.
457
00:19:01,221 --> 00:19:04,724
Bigger bathrooms
on Jumbo jets.
458
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,559
Ooh, I like the way
you think.
459
00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:09,462
But first, let's check out
Mr. Jeff's fashion show.
460
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,463
What?
461
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,198
It's the spring collection.
462
00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:14,400
Who are you?
463
00:19:14,434 --> 00:19:16,235
Your new boyfriend.
Get used to it.
464
00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:22,742
Ladies and gentlemen,
465
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,777
we are pleased to announce
our main event.
466
00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:28,481
The newest collection
of tracksuits by Mr. Jeff.
467
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,749
[Cheers and applause]
468
00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:33,386
Where's Elka?
469
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,687
I can't believe
she's missing this.
470
00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:37,422
I can't believe
we're watching this.
471
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,558
Oh!
472
00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:41,893
There's Elka.
473
00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:46,464
- I don't believe it.
- I know, leopard lining!
474
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:49,133
The man is a genius.
475
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,701
The vacant gaze
is perfect.
476
00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,336
Jolie the leg.
477
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:10,336
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