1 00:00:03,975 --> 00:00:07,236 I've always been someone Who can wear a lot of different hats, 2 00:00:07,356 --> 00:00:09,115 Like here in apartment 23. 3 00:00:09,235 --> 00:00:11,388 Sometimes I need to be a mixologist... 4 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:13,953 Sometimes I need to be a teacher... 5 00:00:19,197 --> 00:00:22,935 And sometimes I need to be the bearer of bad news. 6 00:00:24,283 --> 00:00:25,641 What up? 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,612 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but... 8 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:28,980 You decided to get a pixie cut? 9 00:00:29,004 --> 00:00:29,913 What? No. 10 00:00:29,949 --> 00:00:31,838 Oh, thank God. My heart is still racing. 11 00:00:32,139 --> 00:00:33,775 Feel that? That's fear. 12 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:37,158 Well, what I was gonna tell you was... 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,496 Your plant died. 14 00:00:38,543 --> 00:00:40,728 What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant. 15 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:43,423 Sure you do. You got one about a month ago. 16 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:49,210 I'm all about the environment. I fancy myself a tree hugger. 17 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:52,985 Oh, right. Ethan. He was my emergency contact for a month. 18 00:00:53,105 --> 00:00:56,221 Well, I don't know how it died. I watered it all the time. 19 00:00:57,102 --> 00:00:58,821 With water from your goldfish's bowl? 20 00:00:58,941 --> 00:01:01,061 What goldfish? I hate goldfish. I don't have no goldfish. 21 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:04,357 Ooh! 22 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:06,722 I'm all about the goldfish. Wanna have sex? 23 00:01:08,889 --> 00:01:12,156 Weird fair. A lot of weird booths at that weird fair. 24 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:15,970 Well, remind me never to trust you 25 00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:18,271 With taking care of anything of mine, Chloe. 26 00:01:18,391 --> 00:01:19,822 Oh. What's that? 27 00:01:20,865 --> 00:01:24,669 Mm. "Chloe, thanks for looking after my great-uncle in apartment 14." 28 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,931 "He needs his daily shot of insulin." 29 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:33,211 ♪ I'm not perfect, I'm no snitch ♪ 30 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,409 ♪ but I can tell you ♪ ♪ she's a... ♪ 31 00:01:35,451 --> 00:01:39,304 (buzzer) ♪ ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ♪ 32 00:01:39,334 --> 00:01:41,505 Sync & corrections by into-the-light. www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:41,565 --> 00:01:43,867 And we analyze companies' viabilities for inclusion 34 00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:45,878 in long-and short-term mutual funds. 35 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:48,443 Ms. Berman, if you give me this opportunity, 36 00:01:48,563 --> 00:01:51,232 I will show you how committed I am To Berman, Marks and Mathers. 37 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,177 Even though this is an unpaid internship, 38 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:55,473 It requires 7 days a week, 24 hours a day. 39 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,331 - Okay. - When I sleep, which is rare, 40 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:59,240 I do so standing up, like a cow. 41 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,206 My time is yours. I'm single. 44 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:06,349 - Stop it. - I will. 45 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:06,892 Excellent. 46 00:02:07,112 --> 00:02:10,257 You will also be required to do a few personal things for me... 47 00:02:10,438 --> 00:02:12,762 Pick up my dry cleaning, meet with my contractor. 48 00:02:12,802 --> 00:02:13,982 How are you at giving haircuts? 49 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:15,253 Great. I'm great at it. 50 00:02:15,524 --> 00:02:16,727 You start tomorrow. 51 00:02:20,277 --> 00:02:21,232 - Burma. - Nice. 52 00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:22,767 - Uzbekistan. - Awesome. 53 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,072 - Sweden. - Great. 54 00:02:24,099 --> 00:02:25,452 Not a country. That's a crab. 55 00:02:25,496 --> 00:02:26,756 Good for you! 56 00:02:26,788 --> 00:02:27,713 You're so smart! 57 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,691 I got the internship! 58 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,981 If I nail this, I'll be back in the game. 59 00:02:32,182 --> 00:02:32,886 Of course, it's unpaid, 60 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:34,552 So there's that and working at the coffee shop, 61 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,766 But it's okay, 'cause I'm a great multitasker. 62 00:02:37,082 --> 00:02:38,090 What... what... is that smoke? 63 00:02:38,323 --> 00:02:40,624 Oh, yeah. There's a small grease fire in the oven. 64 00:02:40,657 --> 00:02:43,506 What?! What? God! 65 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:46,177 You have to smother the flames! 66 00:02:46,349 --> 00:02:48,266 Oh, my gosh! The whole place... 67 00:02:48,304 --> 00:02:51,328 could have burned down! 68 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:54,357 Well, I was gonna make a pizza, and then I passed out, 69 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:56,872 And when I woke up, I was like, "I don't make pizzas." 70 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:59,122 She doesn't. 71 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,025 Chloe, you have to learn to be more responsible. 72 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,960 Do you not see a pattern here? 73 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,602 You see something that you want, 74 00:03:06,722 --> 00:03:08,794 And then you abandon it because you get bored 75 00:03:08,818 --> 00:03:11,797 or because you're too selfish to care about anyone else! 76 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,495 June, I'm interested in what you're saying. 77 00:03:14,555 --> 00:03:16,934 Write it down and put it in the basket next to the toilet. 78 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,467 I'll get to it as soon as my busy season's over. 79 00:03:19,587 --> 00:03:22,147 "Busy season." You don't even have a job. 80 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:26,335 In the span of 3 days, I make 70% of my annual income. 81 00:03:26,455 --> 00:03:28,329 When the U.N. holds its general assembly, 82 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:30,987 I am the nightlife guide for dignitaries. 83 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:32,965 I know just enough of every language to drink 84 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:35,630 and dance with powerful men from all over the world. 85 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,459 It's a ton of work, and, frankly... 86 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,903 Me encuentra un peu bukan zhongfu. 87 00:03:40,549 --> 00:03:41,029 Huh? 88 00:03:41,149 --> 00:03:42,453 That means "I'm feeling overwhelmed" 89 00:03:42,499 --> 00:03:44,101 In spanish, french, and mandarin. 90 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:46,300 I really wanted to wing some tagalog at you, 91 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,941 But I don't know the pluperfect. 92 00:03:49,305 --> 00:03:52,283 Mm. 93 00:03:54,113 --> 00:03:55,741 Oh, hey. You got the internship? 94 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,636 That's great. I know you really wanted it. 95 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,538 Yeah, I'm really excited, but it's gonna be a lot of work. 96 00:03:59,552 --> 00:04:01,120 - I think Pepper's stealing coffee. - What? 97 00:04:01,289 --> 00:04:04,509 It's, uh... hi. Pepper, hi. 98 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:07,969 Wednesday. Hump day. It's hump day, dump day! 99 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,608 I can't fire her because we have a strict corporate dismissal policy, 100 00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:17,058 And she's extremely litigious. 101 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:18,417 Oh, that's right. 102 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:21,180 She uses the word "allegedly" far too often. 103 00:04:21,463 --> 00:04:25,045 Um, someone allegedly ordered a pumpkin spice, no whip. 104 00:04:26,295 --> 00:04:28,537 I've installed security cameras to catch her in the act, 105 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,122 So since I can't trust her, 106 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,290 I'm gonna need you to take on more responsibility... 107 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,217 Morning muffin deliveries, closing at night. 108 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:36,888 - Do you think you can handle that? - Absolutely. 109 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,923 The more I have to do, the better I get things done. 110 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,214 In high school, I maintained a 4.0 G.P.A. 111 00:04:42,334 --> 00:04:44,262 While writing a musical. It was called "Kick it up!" 112 00:04:44,382 --> 00:04:45,392 It was about an all-girls kickball... 113 00:04:45,423 --> 00:04:47,496 So angry at her, I kinda don't care. 114 00:04:51,486 --> 00:04:55,256 Ohh. Sorry I'm late. Things have been so crazy. 115 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:57,273 The general assembly convenes tomorrow, 116 00:04:57,325 --> 00:04:58,454 So I had to rent a monkey. 117 00:04:58,897 --> 00:05:01,073 Italians love it when I bring a monkey. 118 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:02,276 Italians. 119 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,309 Hmm. I said yes to a movie. 120 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,163 It's called "In papa's arms." it's gonna be amazing. 121 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:08,434 It stars the one and only Kiernan Shipka. 122 00:05:08,554 --> 00:05:09,584 What are those words? 123 00:05:09,704 --> 00:05:10,966 The little blonde girl from "Mad men." 124 00:05:11,156 --> 00:05:12,463 She's the one actor I've been dying to work with. 125 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:13,707 She's got this quiet intensity. 126 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,367 She's like a... like a small, blonde Daniel Day-Lewis. 127 00:05:16,602 --> 00:05:18,423 - Is the script any good? - No idea. 128 00:05:18,543 --> 00:05:20,472 I just said "yes" the minute I heard Kiernan was on board. 129 00:05:20,592 --> 00:05:22,298 Luther's reading it right now. He'll tell me what he thinks. 130 00:05:22,418 --> 00:05:24,101 - You can have Luther do that? - Of course. 131 00:05:24,221 --> 00:05:25,418 Luther reads all my scripts for me. 132 00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:27,333 "She slams the door behind her, 133 00:05:27,373 --> 00:05:30,398 Causing alex to get his hand stuck in the fondue pot." 134 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:33,253 "Alex... 'a little help here?'" 135 00:05:33,569 --> 00:05:37,797 "fondue pot." I mean... "Check, please!" 136 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:39,992 This is quality television. 137 00:05:40,112 --> 00:05:43,479 You can have Luther read you stories? 138 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:46,456 Yeah. He's my assistant. He does whatever I need him to do... 139 00:05:46,835 --> 00:05:48,057 Eat questionable sushi, 140 00:05:48,177 --> 00:05:49,769 tickle my forearm while we're watching TV, 141 00:05:49,889 --> 00:05:51,143 carry me over puddles. 142 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,255 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 143 00:05:57,747 --> 00:06:00,845 Okay. Thank you. All set. 144 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,609 You have drinks with the foreign minister of Panama at 9:00. 145 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:06,348 Then dancing and dessert with the ambassador to Myanmar at 10:00. 146 00:06:06,468 --> 00:06:10,099 Fine. Now we just need to find an outfit that works for both events. 147 00:06:10,142 --> 00:06:13,750 Panama likes it slutty, but Myanmar likes to keep it classy. 148 00:06:14,731 --> 00:06:16,401 What... what's going on? 149 00:06:16,521 --> 00:06:19,020 Oh, June. Great news. 150 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,416 I thought about what you said, 151 00:06:20,469 --> 00:06:23,141 About needing to be more responsible, so... 152 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:25,783 I got an assistant. 153 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:27,852 What? H-how can you afford that? 154 00:06:27,925 --> 00:06:30,261 Oh, it's free. I got a foster child. 155 00:06:31,841 --> 00:06:34,890 Molly, F.Y.I., we have a no flip-flop policy, 156 00:06:34,918 --> 00:06:37,699 So I'm gonna need to see you in a closed-toe shoe. 157 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,097 Thank you. 158 00:06:39,717 --> 00:06:43,098 It's amazing! 159 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,154 - What the hell? - You got a foster child?! 160 00:06:52,274 --> 00:06:52,652 Yep. 161 00:06:52,731 --> 00:06:55,328 I needed some assistant work during my busy season. 162 00:06:55,376 --> 00:06:57,959 I figured, why not a kid that needs a home? 163 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:02,843 Now I know why people like kids so much. They're handy. 164 00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:05,583 But you'll see. You'll see when you have one. 165 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:07,564 How did you do this? 166 00:07:07,964 --> 00:07:09,921 I know, right? Usually you have to be on the list 167 00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:11,204 for, like, a year, but luckily, 168 00:07:11,324 --> 00:07:13,511 my friend special K. Works in child services, 169 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:14,728 so she hooked me up. 170 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:17,631 You know, I don't tell her enough, but she's a great gal. 171 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:20,065 Molly, let's send her a cookie bouquet. 172 00:07:20,185 --> 00:07:21,961 How about a smoked sable platter? 173 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,284 Outside the box. I like it. Let's do it. 174 00:07:24,404 --> 00:07:24,728 Okay. 175 00:07:24,787 --> 00:07:27,258 Chloe, this is insane. 176 00:07:27,327 --> 00:07:29,934 This is beyond irresponsible. 177 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,338 You can't keep her. 178 00:07:31,389 --> 00:07:33,508 You want to throw molly back out on the streets, 179 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,069 back to her junkie mother, 180 00:07:35,348 --> 00:07:37,595 instead of taking her in and loving her 181 00:07:37,715 --> 00:07:40,500 until she goes on to play college football for ole miss? 182 00:07:41,363 --> 00:07:43,136 That is the premise of "The blind side." 183 00:07:43,312 --> 00:07:44,491 This is my responsibility. 184 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:45,839 You won't even notice that she's here... 185 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:47,864 Although she does play the french horn. 186 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:49,804 Okay. You know what? 187 00:07:49,828 --> 00:07:53,016 It's fine. I don't care. You do what you want to do. 188 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,572 I have my own stuff to deal with, so... 189 00:07:54,614 --> 00:07:58,003 I've got it under control. Now if you'll excuse me, 190 00:07:58,123 --> 00:08:00,417 I have a very busy 72 hours coming up. 191 00:08:00,476 --> 00:08:01,083 Okay. 192 00:08:01,203 --> 00:08:02,759 Molly. Kimono. 193 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:04,799 Burka. 194 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:07,301 Sombrero. 195 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:15,657 Hello, Joyce. I picked up your dry cleaning, 196 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,430 I got your coffee, and I marked our quarterly report, 197 00:08:18,446 --> 00:08:20,347 and it's ready for review and signature. 198 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,336 Walk with me. 199 00:08:22,922 --> 00:08:24,210 Uh, yes. 200 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,196 I'm impressed with you, June. 201 00:08:29,222 --> 00:08:30,916 I'm usually the last one to leave the office, 202 00:08:30,939 --> 00:08:33,238 but I was in here late last night and saw you working. 203 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:34,771 Didn't you hear me as I passed? 204 00:08:34,978 --> 00:08:36,728 I was wearing my sweater with the little bells on it. 205 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:37,621 No, I didn't. 206 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,316 I thought so. You didn't say bye. 207 00:08:39,974 --> 00:08:42,927 My point is, I'm impressed with the dedication you're showing. 208 00:08:43,047 --> 00:08:44,847 I want you to help out with the toy-con account. 209 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:45,949 It's a lot to slog through. 210 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:48,100 Think you can handle it? Absolutely. 211 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,147 I am a great multitasker. 212 00:08:50,378 --> 00:08:52,407 Juggling is not just a fun pastime 213 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,871 That destroyed my wrists. It is a way of life. 214 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:57,208 Great. Oh, and by the way, 215 00:08:57,682 --> 00:08:59,890 lot of compliments. - Oh. 216 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:08,271 "...Giving a new meaning to the term 'daddy's girl.' 217 00:09:09,235 --> 00:09:12,632 Fade out." "The end." 218 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:17,154 Wow. It's the one version of body swap movie 219 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:18,897 that's never been attempted before... 220 00:09:19,752 --> 00:09:22,398 Father and daughter. 221 00:09:23,502 --> 00:09:24,985 But can I pull it off? 222 00:09:25,282 --> 00:09:27,382 I mean, I've never been a 12-year-old girl before. 223 00:09:27,977 --> 00:09:29,859 I've had tons of 12-year-old girl fans, 224 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,820 countless stalkers, thousands of dreams where I was one, 225 00:09:33,069 --> 00:09:34,385 But I don't know if I could become one. 226 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:36,544 You just need to prepare. 227 00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:40,629 Like with any role, you have to be around a preteen girl, 228 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,183 Get inside her head, 229 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:44,687 And who better to teach you 230 00:09:45,181 --> 00:09:47,790 than La Shipka herself? 231 00:09:48,701 --> 00:09:51,095 Luther, clear my schedule. 232 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,069 We need to make cinematic history! 233 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:56,980 Sir, it has been clear for weeks. 234 00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:02,171 Ohh. 235 00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:04,239 What's going on? Where's Chloe? 236 00:10:04,427 --> 00:10:05,974 May I tell her who's asking? 237 00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:08,264 - It's June. - June... 238 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:10,649 - Got it. - Uh, she's in Seattle. 239 00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:12,970 The argentinean diplomat is a fan of "Grey's Anatomy." 240 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,198 Wait. What? She just left you here like that? 241 00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:17,807 Unbelievable. 242 00:10:17,972 --> 00:10:18,851 Oh. I'll get her for you. 243 00:10:19,148 --> 00:10:21,281 Hi. I've... I've got June. 244 00:10:21,629 --> 00:10:22,441 I'm putting her through. 245 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:27,647 Chloe. 246 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:30,736 Hi. Who knew Seattle was so rainy? Brr. 247 00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:32,018 What the hell are you doing?! 248 00:10:32,073 --> 00:10:34,059 Um, working. My busy season? 249 00:10:34,107 --> 00:10:35,649 You can't just take off to Seattle. 250 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,879 You have a child. You have responsibilities. 251 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,005 Um, that's why I have a child, 252 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:42,010 Because I have responsibilities. 253 00:10:42,047 --> 00:10:43,819 - Molly, are you there? - I'm here, Chloe. 254 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,689 Can you extend my trip for a day? 255 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,408 I just need some time to myself. 256 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,414 Okay, do you want to be On the same flight back, 257 00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:50,859 just one day later, or... 258 00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,717 Figure it out, Molly. Bye. 259 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:53,218 Ohh. 260 00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:55,426 This is the last thing that I need to deal with. 261 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,193 I have to go through the toy-con account, 262 00:10:57,212 --> 00:10:59,041 and mark wants me to look over security camera footage 263 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,124 of Pepper weighing the beans. 264 00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:00,989 Have you eaten yet? 265 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,679 Great. I'll just do it. 266 00:11:04,343 --> 00:11:05,441 Mm. This is so like Chloe, 267 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:08,071 leaving you here eating chocolate for dinner. 268 00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:11,646 Sorry. I shouldn't disparage your guardian in front of you. 269 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,765 Relax. I left my last home when "20/20" broke down the door 270 00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:15,684 To do an expose. 271 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:17,259 This is like a slumber party. 272 00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:20,566 I am so sorry. I think I saw that episode. 273 00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:31,165 Ah. I'm home. 274 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:35,126 Oh, Molly, did you intend to book me 275 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:37,133 at a hotel with the scratchiest towels 276 00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:39,130 in Seattle, or was that a coincidence? 277 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:40,307 I-I'm sorry. 278 00:11:41,269 --> 00:11:43,209 Hey, you're home! 279 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,158 This is exactly what I didn't want to happen! 280 00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:47,461 What, you not knowing how to apply eyeliner? 281 00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:50,589 No. You abandoning Molly. 282 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,798 This is just like your goldfish or your plant. 283 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:56,490 As if I didn't have enough to do, you leave me with your kid. 284 00:11:56,524 --> 00:11:57,954 Wow, June. Unbelievable. 285 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,819 I love how, when you're upset, she's my kid. 286 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,395 She's your kid, too, you know? 287 00:12:01,515 --> 00:12:01,910 What? 288 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,436 Oh. I said we were lesbian co-parents. 289 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:07,310 Come on, June, you moved in the first day we met. 290 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,112 I bagged me quite the trophy. 291 00:12:09,232 --> 00:12:10,536 Oh! 292 00:12:18,845 --> 00:12:21,930 Of course I had to say we were lesbian lover co-parents. 293 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:24,196 They never would have given a kid to a single mom 294 00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:25,697 who doesn't have an "official job." 295 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,937 How did you make me a co-parent with me knowing?! 296 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:29,761 Don't you remember When that social worker 297 00:12:29,804 --> 00:12:31,972 came by the house to see if we were fit parents? 298 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,873 You mean that woman that came to interview us 299 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:35,103 for that apartment blog? 300 00:12:35,152 --> 00:12:38,541 And over here is our bookshelf made of reclaimed wood... 301 00:12:38,568 --> 00:12:39,001 Ah. 302 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:41,481 And this over here is our reading nook. 303 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,990 We're in between cats at the moment. 304 00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:46,604 That's why there's no fur. Mm. 305 00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:50,824 So that paper that I signed was not a photo release? 306 00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:53,242 That was you getting a foster kid. 307 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,863 That was the moment you got a kid. 308 00:12:56,822 --> 00:12:59,301 - Anyway, it's a moot point. - What do you mean? 309 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,835 Well, now that my busy season's over, 310 00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:02,050 I don't need the extra help. 311 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,427 Plus, she wasn't a great assistant. 312 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,367 I mean, every day between 9:00 and 3:00, 313 00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:06,736 I could not get ahold of her. 314 00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:10,833 Ohh. She was at school. You cannot fire your daughter. 315 00:13:10,904 --> 00:13:13,162 Lord knows this is not the best time for me 316 00:13:13,282 --> 00:13:14,636 With my job and my internship, 317 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,354 But we have a responsibility to Molly... 318 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:19,376 Hi. We were just talking. 319 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,303 We're not fighting. 320 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,242 Is... is everything okay? Do you need anything? 321 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:24,036 I-I need someone to make me a costume. 322 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,112 I'm playing the dragon in "Flower drum song." 323 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,879 oh, I would love to, 324 00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:29,891 but I'm actually making a dragon costume 325 00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:32,311 For somebody else. They just asked, so... 326 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:41,375 what time is it? 327 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:42,815 Oh. 328 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,737 Uh, joyce. 329 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,796 - What? - Um... 330 00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:52,818 I-I was wondering if, uh... I can't hear you. 331 00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:55,377 Um, uh, I-I hate to... I hate to do this, 332 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,247 but I-I actually... - Can you hear her? 333 00:13:57,281 --> 00:13:57,763 No, joyce. 334 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,159 You see? She can't hear you either. 335 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,618 Neither michelle nor I can hear you. 336 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:02,760 I hate to do this, 337 00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:04,827 But I have something I need to go do at 4:00. 338 00:14:04,979 --> 00:14:06,159 My daughter's in a play. 339 00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,627 Daughter? You never mentioned you had a kid. 340 00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,003 Okay. Uh, well, my roommate unwittingly signed me up 341 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:12,336 for a foster child, and she has a play, 342 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,811 and I don't want her to look out and see an empty chair. 343 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,868 Your roommate unwittingly signed you up for a foster child, 344 00:14:17,894 --> 00:14:19,656 And she has a play, and you don't want her 345 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:21,614 To just look out there and see an empty chair? 346 00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:26,214 June, June, June, June, June, 347 00:14:26,237 --> 00:14:29,033 June, June, June, June. 348 00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:31,531 June. 349 00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,994 Kiernan, hey. Come on in. 350 00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:41,418 Thank you so much for coming. 351 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:42,766 Can I get you something to drink? 352 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,093 I don't really have any kid drinks, 353 00:14:44,132 --> 00:14:46,128 But, uh, I-I could just give you some coffee. 354 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:47,193 You could sip it through a straw. 355 00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:47,907 Sure. Thanks. 356 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,992 I heard, uh, Jon Hamm's really good at basketball. 357 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,117 Is that true? Is January Jones a robot? 358 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:53,241 Can I have your boots? 359 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,652 Chloe, Kiernan is here so that we can work. 360 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,686 Fine. Guess I'll just read a script or something. 361 00:14:59,714 --> 00:15:00,686 "Check, please!" 362 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:01,831 That sounds fun. 363 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,685 All right. Have a seat. 364 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:10,893 So my agent called and said you wanted to hang out and study me? 365 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:12,746 Yeah. Yeah, since we're, uh, you know, 366 00:15:12,776 --> 00:15:13,869 We're swapping bodies in the movie, 367 00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:15,768 I just figured, uh, I should, you know, 368 00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:18,510 kinda get inside your head and, you know, 369 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,932 See where you're coming from, get my tween on. 370 00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:22,489 - Don't say that. - No? 371 00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:24,578 Well, I-I heard it a lot at the Kids' Choice Awards. 372 00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:25,694 I got slimed in '04. 373 00:15:25,814 --> 00:15:27,137 That's so long ago. 374 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:28,899 Guys, listen to this. 375 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,724 Alex and jane are really nervous because the food critic 376 00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,797 is coming to their restaurant on opening night. 377 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,471 Then Javier accidentally deep-fries a pair of glasses, 378 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:40,729 And they say, "Javier, you need to be more responsible." 379 00:15:40,912 --> 00:15:43,831 That's exactly what June said to me! 380 00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:47,226 I'm Javier, and Molly is the glasses! 381 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,439 Don't mind Chloe. She's totes cray-cray. 382 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,844 Don't say that either. 383 00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:55,880 When June said it, I thought it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, 384 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,698 but somehow, reading it In this television script 385 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:02,349 by... These three jews, It suddenly hit home. 386 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,777 Sometimes, things don't click 387 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,154 Until Hollywood really spells them out for you. 388 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,950 - Ahem. - Ahem. 389 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:11,564 - Stop it. - Stop it. 390 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,636 - No, seriously. - No, seriously. 391 00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:23,982 Okay. Vanilla latte. That'll be $3.50. 392 00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:27,233 Miss, please don't pour your coffee into the trash hole. 393 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,074 I asked "room for cream?" for this very reason. 394 00:16:30,194 --> 00:16:32,231 Pepper, can I have a little help up here? I'm swamped. 395 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,429 No! 396 00:16:33,496 --> 00:16:35,969 Pepper is not handling cash or coffee anymore, June. 397 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,058 You know that. 398 00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,570 So is your daughter gonna be here all day? 399 00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,121 Because there's kind of a policy... 400 00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:42,804 against employees bringing kids to work. 401 00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:45,637 I'm so sorry. I just... I couldn't find a sitter. 402 00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:48,096 Hey, Robin. Can you please babysit for me? 403 00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:48,769 No. Busy. 404 00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:52,075 Don't worry. She won't get in the way. 405 00:16:52,705 --> 00:16:54,694 Can you take off parental controls? 406 00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:56,348 - No. - Can I buy "tiny wings"? 407 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,913 No. 408 00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,327 - June. - Oh! Look who's here. 409 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,732 First you flaked on molly's play, 410 00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:05,026 and then I ask you to take her to jazz class, 411 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,556 and you said you would, and you did not. 412 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,524 Look, I thought about what you said, 413 00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,804 and I don't just exist in a vacuum, 414 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,336 And I really need to take responsibility for my own actions. 415 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:16,689 Well, I... th... I mean, that... that's great. 416 00:17:16,943 --> 00:17:18,605 I'm... I'm really glad that you feel that way. 417 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,897 Okay, so molly needs new kneepads 418 00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:22,693 for her floor routine, so I'm gonna need, 419 00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:24,459 Um, I'm gonna need a check for half of that. 420 00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:25,882 No. I can't do it. I don't want to. 421 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:28,936 You! You! You have not changed at all. 422 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,599 It's one thing to realize that you're a parent philosophically, 423 00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,601 But it's another thing to be a parent. 424 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,150 You need to commit to this. You are either in 425 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,455 or you are out, Chloe. 426 00:17:37,575 --> 00:17:40,648 Oh. Then I am out. I didn't realize I had a choice. Thanks. 427 00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:41,664 You... 428 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,078 Hello? Hi. Hi, Joyce. Hi. 429 00:17:46,104 --> 00:17:48,269 I'm so sorry I forgot to e-mail you those toy-con documents. 430 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,199 I'm still at work... 431 00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:52,226 What? No. No! 432 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,728 Look, okay, look, I know I have a kid, 433 00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,058 But I can do this job just as... just as well 434 00:17:57,095 --> 00:17:58,425 As any other employee. 435 00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:01,366 No, I-I didn't know that michelle had 436 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,214 an inhospitable womb, but you know what? 437 00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:05,468 I-I don't think it's fair that you reward her for that. 438 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:09,245 Ma'am! Ma'am, please don't pour that coffee down the hole. 439 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:10,962 Where do you think the liquid goes? 440 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,065 Joyce? J... crap! 441 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,627 Is chloe mad at me? 442 00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,584 Because I asked her if she wanted to roll calls, 443 00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:18,763 and she said I'm not her assistant anymore. 444 00:18:18,956 --> 00:18:20,365 Honey, no. 445 00:18:20,687 --> 00:18:22,599 You're not her assistant anymore. 446 00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:25,342 You're our... well... you're my child, 447 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,032 And you know what? You and I are gonna be just fine. 448 00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:29,549 That's too bad, 449 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,780 Because working for chloe was fun, and you're kinda lame. 450 00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:33,312 You have a lot of rules. 451 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,501 Lame? You think I'm lame? 452 00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:39,231 After everything I've done for you? 453 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,443 I mean, I spent 19 hours... 454 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,478 Sewing you a dragon costume, and, you know, 455 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,720 Sewing you a dragon costume, and, you know, 456 00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:47,001 To go to your play. 457 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:50,704 I work two jobs to give you a life, 458 00:18:50,752 --> 00:18:53,897 And no one cares... Not you, not Chloe, 459 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:56,316 not Joyce, not Lucky, Lucky, 460 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,701 sterile Michelle! 461 00:18:58,052 --> 00:19:00,748 Would it kill anyone to say thank you, 462 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:02,687 To look over at me and say, 463 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:07,069 "June, hey, we see you, we see you, and thank you"?! 464 00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:10,154 Your breath smells when you yell. 465 00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:12,540 Your breath smells when you yell! 466 00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:14,884 Your breath smells when you yell! 467 00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:18,433 Your breath smells when you yell! 468 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,380 Oh, my god. She's shaking her baby. 469 00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,434 You sucked in "Flower drum song"! 470 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:27,115 You're killing your mother! Why?! 471 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:39,032 - Oh, what happened? - Shh. Shh. 472 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:40,243 You blacked out. 473 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,958 You're overworked. You took on too much. 474 00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:46,609 Did I shake our baby? Yeah. Yeah, you did. 475 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:49,694 - Oh, my God. Is she okay? - Don't worry. 476 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,164 I took care of it. I used the it's just beans 477 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,930 security footage of you shaking Molly 478 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,212 to prove to child services that you're an unfit mother. 479 00:19:56,438 --> 00:19:58,369 You'll never be able to lead a girl scout troop 480 00:19:58,399 --> 00:20:00,106 or sponsor a hungry child. 481 00:20:00,144 --> 00:20:02,799 Oh, God. My baby. 482 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:03,778 Don't worry. 483 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,395 She's going on to a good, stable home. 484 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,193 I used my connections and hooked her up 485 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,085 with the ambassador to Morocco and his wife. 486 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:11,798 They've been trying to adopt for years. 487 00:20:12,161 --> 00:20:14,199 Everyone who's ever worked on my desk goes on 488 00:20:14,243 --> 00:20:15,522 to bigger and better things. 489 00:20:16,109 --> 00:20:19,502 Wow. For once, you cleaned up your own mess. 490 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:22,275 Yeah, well, after I saw you freaking out at the coffee shop, 491 00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:24,320 I realized it was because of something I had done, 492 00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:27,543 and I do need to take responsibility for my own actions. 493 00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:30,710 I guess you needed more responsibility, and I needed less. 494 00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:34,468 I thought I could handle it, but I guess I can't. 495 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,647 Remember when I thought I could take care of a plant? 496 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,987 Ha! I couldn't even take care of a kid. 497 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,331 What am I gonna do with a plant? 498 00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:46,331 Ah. Molly. 499 00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:49,786 She really is gone. It's so quiet. 500 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:54,225 Hmm. 501 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,339 You embarrassed me in front of Jenkins 502 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,006 At the business meeting today. 503 00:21:13,176 --> 00:21:14,271 Oh, you're embarrassed? 504 00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,714 You got my period during cheerleader tryouts. 505 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,573 I can never show my face at school again! 506 00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:20,571 Do you think this is easy for me? 507 00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:22,743 Do you think I like having to sit while I pee?! 508 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:25,325 Do you think I like having to make out with mommy?! 509 00:21:26,631 --> 00:21:28,821 Oh, my God. 510 00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:31,624 Cut! This is a disaster! 511 00:21:31,678 --> 00:21:32,520 What? 512 00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:34,247 Well, I-I thought that was working pretty well. 513 00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:35,426 How... how'd that feel for you? 514 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,882 Ohh. This is a train wreck. 515 00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:40,704 I-I thought that was some of my best work ever. 516 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:41,281 I mean... 517 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,074 Hey, whoa, whoa. I'm still working on that, a-actually. 518 00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:50,099 Sync & corrections by into-the-light. www.addic7ed.com