副總統 第一季第3集
你有沒有看見我在軒尼詩募捐會 did you see that caption
那張照片下的標題 underneath the photo of me from the hennessy fundraiser?
誰是真正的第一夫人 就是性別歧視 不要跟他們計較 "who's the real first lady?" sexist bullshit. can't get drawn into it.
早8:15 艾森豪威爾大廈 副總統辦公室
比較了我們的服裝預算和設計師... comparing our clothing budgets and our stylists-
好像我們只注重這些一樣 like that's all we care about?
還有那個叫Mark Rivera的 居然在專欄說我是天後 and that mark rivera called me a diva in his column.
那個蠢侏儒 stupid fucking midget.
顯然他沒聽你唱過 他是個混蛋 clearly he hasn't heard you sing. the guy's a dick.
嘿 Gary 幫我選好狗沒 hey, gary, did you find me a dog yet?
好了 這裏有幾個候選 或者我該說候選狗? yeah, i selected a few candidates. or should i say canine-didates?
不 你不用那麽說 no, you shouldn't say that.
- 我看看 - 這個怎麽樣 - let me s. - what do you think of that?
- 梗犬? - 對啊 - a terrier? - yeah.
不行 梗犬是天後狗 排除 noay. a rrier is a diva dog. forget it.
我才不要那種吵吵嚷嚷的小毛球 每30分鍾還要拉一次屎 i don't need a ball of yappy hair shitting its body weight every 30 minut
- 那你想要貓嗎 我可以幫你找只貓 - 不 不 我覺得自己是個壞媽媽 知道嗎 do you want a cat? i can get you a cat. no, no. i
Catherine小的時候我從不讓她養狗 'cause i never let catherine get a dog when she was little.
這是我們的新起點 從零開始做父母 this is a fresh start for us. it's parental ground zero.
瞧瞧這個 look at this.
哥倫比亞特區20年 恭喜 20 years in d. c. congratulations.
- 謝謝 - 你們都不吃菠蘿的吧 - thank you. - i didn't think you guys would eat the pineapple.
聽著 你養了狗 對不對 listen, you're a dog person, right?
- 養的什麽品種 - 我養了只真的狗 - what kind of dog do you have? - i have a real dog.
- 嗯 - Simon 黑色拉布拉多 - uh-huh. - simon, black labrador.
Simon? 真是個難以置信的名字 simon? what an unbelievable name.
- 我覺得他看起來就像個Simon - 繼續 拿照片出來看看 Mike i guess he just looked like a simon. go on, get the photo out, mike.
- 不要看照片吧 - 噢 我想看照片 i don't think we need to see the photo. oh, i'd love to see a photo.
- 好吧 - 我看看 - sure. - let me see.
- 皮毛真亮 是不是 - 怎麽保養的 Mike - such a shiny coat, no? - how do you get that coat so shiny, mike?
呃 用水 很多水 uh, keep him hydrated. lots of water.
- 知道吧 - 是喝還是拿來洗澡 - you know? - to drink or applied directly to the coat?
哈 離老子的假狗遠點 我剛在想 ha! leave my fake dog alone. you know, i was just thiirg,
我們可以養搜救犬 效果不錯的 maybe we should get a rescue dog 'cause it'll play great.
只要不是三只腳再加個輪子的就行 as long as it's not one of those animals with three legs and a wheel.
- 好 - 四只腳 可以 三只腳 不行 - yeah. - four legs good; three legs bad.
- 知道了 - 幹啥呢 90年代末都這樣打招呼 - i got it. - whassup, as they say in the late '90s?
嘿 Jonah 總統有沒有取消中國總理的日程 他會來我的二十周年慶麽 hey, jonah. did the president cancel the chinese premier - t
沒有 女士 如果不是因爲他對世界舉足輕重 although i'm sure he wouldn't miss it for the world
他肯定不會錯過您的聚會 - if it weren't for the fact that he runs the world.
肯定的是 就算他出席了 也緩解不了您和第一夫人間的不和 i'm sure his absence has nothing to do with your rift with the first
什麽 我們沒有不和 what? there is no rift.
只是一個小小 小小的分歧 每個人都搞得像是 it was one tiny, little disagreement and everyone's making it out like we had a catfig
- 我們在地圖室打了架一樣 - 話說 她打架會很凶狠 in the map room or something. she'd be a rough fighter, though.
她肩膀超寬的 且不是因爲墊肩 she's got big shoulders. those aren't pads.
噢 女士 總統想確認下 你什麽時候會宣布 oh, ma'am, potus also wanted to know when you would be announcing
石油産業人員進綠色産業工作小組的事 the oil guy that's gonna be going on the clean jobs task force.
- Mike大哥在跟進 - 今天會嗎 還是明天 - this bozo mike's on it. - so today? tomorrow?
- 聽得懂就眨個眼 Mike - 哈哈 - blink if you understand me, mike. - ha ha.
至于那個不和謠言嘛 我會時刻豎起耳朵 and as regards to the rift rumors, i'll keep my ear to the ground for you.
小心耳朵別掉了 be careful your ears don't pop on the way down.
好了 大家現在能進來嗎 okay, can everybody come in here, please?
- 可以 - 來吧 - sure. - come on.
我們要堵住關于我和第一夫人不和的謠言 right, we're gonna have to shut down this story about me and the first lady.
所以 這個慶典不能太以我爲中心 i mean, it means we're gonna have to undiva my party.
也就是說 我的那些大照片不能擺出來了 we're gonna have to lose those huge photos of me.
- 不 我喜歡那些照片 - 我知道 都照得很好 - no, i like those. - i know, they're great photos.
我知道 但是我們不能要 i know, but there's no way we can have them.
- 這主意不錯 我們不想你看起來像... - 斯大林 - it's a good idea. we don't want you to look like- - stalin.
我其實想說貝隆夫人 i was gonna say eva peron.
對 這個比喻好點 沒胡子 yeah, i prefer that comparison. less of a mustache.
實際怎樣知道嗎 她挺時髦的 and you know what, actually? she was kind of chic.
- 怎一個美字了得 - 嗯 長得像麥當娜 - gorgeous. - mm-hmm, looks like madonna.
啊 Mike 任命Chuck的報道出來了嗎 uh, mike, have you announced chuck yet?
- 我還在做 Amy - 噢 拜托 - i'm still working on it, amy. - oh, come on.
- 這又不是胡佛水壩 - 這就是胡佛水壩...豆腐渣工程 - this is not the hoover dam. - yeah, it is the hoover dam... filled with shit
一旦任命那個Chuck Furnham 前石油産業人員 and when we announce chuck furnham, an ex-oil guy,
進入綠色産業小組工作 知道隨後會發生什麽嗎 Amy on the clean jobs task force, do you know what happens with all that shit, amy?
呃 會習慣你既不恰當又不愉快的比喻麽 uh, does it get used in a clumsy and unpleasant analogy by you?
Amy 石油業本來就不喜歡我 我們堵住了稅收漏洞 look, amy, oil already hates me 'cause we're closing their tax loopholes
讓他們爲綠色産業買單 現在我是衆矢之的 and making them pay for cleanup, so now i'm eating everyone's shit.
我就像是人體蜈蚣裏面 排最後的那個人 i'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
不恰當比喻又來了 and there it is.
我們只要放一個人進小組 Chuck是石油業的 但他不是壞的那種 we just got to put one guy on clean jobs. chuck's oily, but he's
- 他是前石油業 - 對 你今天要發出來 - he's ex-oil. - yeah, you put it out today.
今天? 半個哥倫比亞特區都在出席 Reeves參議員的剪彩儀式 today? half of d. c. is at senator reeves' dedication ceremony.
- 那就在那兒發布 - 雖然這樣很失禮 不過你是對的 well, then you put it out there. i thought it might be disrespectful, but you'r
他是Rapey Reeves 那家夥什麽時候有禮了 he was rapey reeves. when was that guy ever respectful?
好 您女兒兩小時內會到 okay, your daughter gets here in two hours.
天 今天就是個完美風暴 覺不覺得 god, today feels like the perfect storm, doesn't it?
對 飓風Selina yeah, hurricane selina.
對 啊噢 等等 yeah. uh-oh, wait a minute.
是不是真的有飓風Selina does that exist, hurricane selina?
- 噢 我不... - 能查查嗎 - oh, i don't- - can we run a check on that?
在查了 i'm binging it.
太擠了 Dan和Jonah 請出去 too full. dan and jonah out, please.
你們要知道 如果是在救生艇上 也會這麽安排 and just so you know, this is also what would happen if we were in a lifeboat.
- 你不會信的 Selina就在明年的飓風單上 - 噢 該死 you're not gonna believe this. selina is on next year's list of hurricanes. oh,
萬一它登陸了 出個頭條說 what if it hits and we get headlines
Selina造成大規模破壞 怎麽辦 saying "selina causing large-scale devastation"?
人們不會把您跟自然災害歸類的 女士 people won't equate you with a natural disaster, ma'am.
真的嗎 Amy 因爲我遇到一些人 really, amy? 'cause i've met some people, okay?
真的人 我實在是要說 大部分都是群傻逼 real people, and i've got to tell you, a lot of them are fucking idiots.
噢 天呐 你看到沒 Reeves參議員娛樂中心 oh, my god. do you see this? the tor senaeves recreation center.
你知道那笨手笨腳老爺爺根本不能遊泳嗎 did you know old grandpa fumblepants couldn't even swim?
- 他只能在淺水區看著別人 - 你知道他最喜歡哪裏中風嗎 he would just hang out in the shallow end and stare. you know wha his fa
- 難道是雞雞 - 就是雞雞 - was it dick stroke? - it was dick stroke.
哦 寡婦來了 寡婦來了 oh, widow, widow, widow.
- 他是個那麽好的人 - 謝謝 Selina - he was such a wonderful man. - thank you so much, selina.
哦 看這裏 他真開心 oh, look at him here. he is so happy.
關于你和第一夫人的事 我很遺憾 i'm sorry about your feud with the first lady.
- 噢 你知道的... - 她真的挖走你的設計師嗎 oh, you know... is it true that she stole your stylist?
- 沒有 你知道的 報紙就是... - 打擾下 女士 總統來電話了 no. you know, the newspapers just make- sorry, ma'am. this is the pres
- 不能讓他等 - 噢 這個要接 - it just can't wait. - oh. i have to take this.
- 我先走開一下 - 好的 - will you excuse me? - go ahead.
喂 對 嗨 總統先生 hello? yes. hi, mr. president.
供您參考 女士 其實總統沒打電話 f. y. i., ma'am, the president is not calling.
- 供你參考 Gary 廢話少說 - 好 - f. y. i., gary, no shit. - okay.
- 宣布Chuck的任命沒 - 我在等最好的時機 好吧 - is chuck announced yet? - i'm waiting for the perfect time, okay?
你就像個... you are like a...
耳垂...就在那裏 搖擺不定 earlobe- you're just there, just wobbling.
- Doyle就在那兒 - 我知道 - doyle is right there. - i know.
- 現在說 - 我會的 - do it now. - i will.
- Doyle參議員 - 不要 - senator doyle. - stop.
- Mike有話要說 如果您不介意的話 - Mike Mcclintock - mike wanted a word, if you don't mind. - mike mcclintock.
- 最近好嗎 - 對 先生 很好 先生 - you are well? - yes, sir. very good, sir.
噢 娘的 這蘑菇真好吃 oh, holy shit. these mushrooms are amazing.
- 你想說什麽 Mike - 肯定加了意大利奶酪什麽的 - what is it, mike? - must be ricotta or something in there.
- 哦 真好笑 - 對啊 - oh, that's funny. - yeah.
- 真好 我喜歡幽默 - 對 - goody, i love humor. - yeah.
- 我這兒有個假設 - 嗯 - i have a hypothetical for you. - okay.
如果我們讓Chuck Furnham 加入綠色産業小組 您覺得怎樣 wh would you say if we announced chuck furnham to the clean jobs task force?
- Furnham? - 對 Chuck - furnham? - yeah, chuck.
- 那就算副總統背叛了我們 - 不一定吧 well, that would be a betrayal from the veep. not necessarily.
那我應該會把猿糞和蝙蝠屎混在一起 so i imagine that i would mix ape shit with bat shit,
用怨念舉起它 然後撕了你的臉 raise it to a whole new level of fury, then i'd probably rip your face off
拿你的眼窩做性玩具 and use your eye sockets as a sex toy.
- 就是個假設 跟你的一樣 - Chuck就是打了石油的標簽而已 it's just a hypothetical like yours. chuck would just be token oil.
石油業以爲他是特洛伊木馬 其實他是個空心馬 oil would think he's their trojan horse, he'd be a hollow horse.
也不算空心馬 他還是特洛伊木馬 noa hollow horse. that's a trojan horse.
但是個特洛伊空心馬 先生 he'd be a hollow trojan horse, sir.
你們承諾過不會有石油業的人 i was promised no one from oil.
- Chuck不是石油業的 他去年退休了 - 對 從石油業退的 - chuck's not oil. he retired a year ago. - yeah, from oil.
- 現在 我他媽一定要去跟副總統聊聊 - 好吧 - now i fucking want to speak to the vice president. - okay.
飓風預告效果不錯 您女兒剛剛也到達辦公室了 hurricane forecast is looking good, and your daughter's just arrived at the office.
- 太好了 這是我們的暗號 - Hallowes 飓風Hallowes - great, that's our cue. - hallowes, hurricane hallowes.
- 嗨 你好 - Barbara 你好 - hi. hello. - barbara. hello.
不好意思 Hallowes參議員 i am so sorry, senator hallowes.
- 總統打電話來了 - 噢 親愛的 對不起 - the president is calling. - oh, dear. i'm sorry.
等我一下哦 excuse me just for one second.
聽著 在你打假電話的時候 我應該可以把Dan偷來一下吧 listen, while you take your fake phone call, is it okay if i steal dan for
- 或者說是偷回來? - 您能等一下嗎 or should i say steal dan back? could you hold on just one second?
知道嗎 事實上 這個電話不是假的 you know what? actually, this phone call is not fake.
Dan是個自由個體 他想去哪就去哪 and dan is his own man. he can go wherever he wants.
- 好的 這邊請Dan - 讓你等久了 總統先生 - okay. this way, dan. - i'm sorry to keep you holding, mr. president.
- 知道什麽是天後嗎 那個才他媽是天後 - 就是她 - you know who's a fucking diva? that's a fucking diva. - that one.
- 大學生活怎麽樣 - 挺好的 - so how's college? - it's good.
除開特勤處保衛人員什麽的 我覺得自己... you know, except for the whole secret service detail, i think i'm actually...
- 副總統辦公室 - 開始融入進去了 - office of the vice president. - ... starting to blend in.
不是 午餐時間當然是吃午飯 no, at lunchtime she eats lunch.
- 再見 - 選好新狗了嗎 good-bye. have you chosen a new dog yet?
什麽狗 what dog?
你媽媽要養狗 如果這還是秘密 我道歉 your mom is getting a g. apologies if that was a secret.
副總統辦公室 office of the vice president.
你發短信甩了我女兒 連個道歉都沒 you dumped my daughter by text and didn't even apologize.
沒 我道了 我打了個苦臉表情 oh, no, i did. i signed off with colon open brackets.
聽著 Selina真准備用Chuck Furnham 來安撫石油業遊說團嗎 listen, is selina really trying to appease the oil lobby with chuck furnham?
- 我猜Chuck可以看做是一種手勢 - Chuck就是這種手勢 i suppose chuck could be viewed as a gesture. chuck is a gesture all right.
知道石油業怎麽叫他的嗎 do you know what these oil wise guys call him?
叫他 誰他媽是Chuck Furnham they call him "who the fuck is chuck furnham?"
Chuck Furnham本來是12:15來的 但是他12:00就到了 現在他在這兒 chuck furnham's at 12:15. now he's at 12:00. now he's here.
- 副總統女士 - Chuck 你好嗎 - madam vice president. - chuck! how are you?
他們說我會加入綠色産業 i was promised movement on the clean jobs.
對的 就我倆知道哦 我們可能 yes. between us, we might possibly
會在今天宣布你的任命 make your announcement today.
- 好 好 - 是啊 好 - yes. yes. - yes. right.
- 太好了 - 噢 天 - fantastic. - oh, my.
- 謝謝 女士 - 還有 我一見到他們就有這個想法了 - thank you, ma'am. - and, you know, i've been thinking ever since i saw them,
- 你的孫子 Marion和... - Richard - your grandchildren, marion and... - richard.
對 Richard 我這兒有副總統牌m&ms豆 (巧克力豆) yes, richard. and i have some vice presidential m&ms
想送給他們 that i would love for them to have.
看到這個印章了嗎 我們這還要一盒 you see the seal right there? except we'll need another one
有兩個孫子呢 because there are two grandchildren.
- 沒了 - 沒了? - i'm out. - you're out?
- 沒了 - 噢 哼 真遺憾 - i'm out. - oh, hmm. well, that's a shame.
不知道爲什麽會這樣 好吧 i don't know how that happened. okay.
- 太感謝你了 - 不用謝 - thank you so much. - you're so welcome.
醒醒吧 Dan 這是石油業 wake up, dan. this is oil.
你一旦任命Chuck Furnham 他們就會拿把鏟子鏟掉他的頭 you nominate chuck furnham, and these guys will fucking take his head off with
Selina得換個人 selina needs to find somebody else.
- 你喜歡這兒 我很高興 - Carol Hallowes 嗨 i'm glad you enjoyed yourself. carol hallowes, hi.
噢Reeves夫人 對于您的失夫之痛 我很遺憾 oh, mrs. reeves, i am so sorry for your loss.
您丈夫是個有力的競賽者 當然 是從政治上說 your husband was a massive player. politically speaking, of course.
我叫Jonah i'm jonah.
- 我在白宮工作... - 你還好吧 女士 - i work at the white house. - are you okay, ma'am?
噢 對不起 我都沒意識到 你還好吧 oh, i'm sorry. i didn't even realize. are you okay?
你能幫我拿杯水來嗎 would you please get me a glass of water?
可是 這裏沒服務員啊 至少我沒看見 you know what? there aren't any waiters, at least that i've seen.
Jonah 你能幫她拿杯水來嗎 jonah, would you please get her a glass of water?
當然 當然了 absolutely. of course. of course.
- 我以爲脫水了就沒眼淚了 - 我不這麽覺得 i guess all those tears must be dehydrating. i don't think it works like that.
我還是去拿水吧 好嗎 you know, i'll just get the water, okay?
你他媽的寡婦 cock-blocking widow.
Doyle參議員否定了Chuck 他說我們承諾過不要石油業的 senator doyle went "black swan" over chuck. he says we promised him no oil.
我對Chuck說任命今天會下來 i implied to chuck that we would announce today.
該死 他有可能老得不記得了麽 shit. is he senile enough to forget?
- 嘿 - 嘿 Hallowes怎麽說 - hey. - hey, how was hallowes?
Dan 嗨 我討厭Chuck Furnham "dan, hi. i hate chuck furnham. "
- 等等 什麽 - 對 她還預言了石油業所有的激烈反應 - wait, what? - yeah, she's predicting all kinds of backlash from oil.
爲什麽石油業會不喜歡Chuck Furnham how could oil not like chuck furnham?
- 因爲他還不夠油 - 噢 - he's not oily enough. - oh.
沒關聯的 一切我們喜歡他的理由 他們都討厭 unconnected. for all the reasons that we loved him, they hate him.
所以我們現在同時有兩個兩難抉擇了 okay, so now we have two catch-22 situations simultaneously.
不會還有專門說這種情況的詞吧 is there even a name for that?
- 四難抉擇怎麽樣 - Gary - how about catch-44? - gary.
好吧 我去找石油業說客聊聊 okay, i'm gonna run it by an oil lobbyist.
- Sidney Purcell就在那兒 - 噢 真好 - sidney purcell is right there. - oh, good.
- 去吧 Amy 上 - 好 - do that, amy. go. - okay.
大部分慶典照片都要拿走 ll, most of the party photos need to be removed.
我不知道 用你的直覺 眼睛 然後還有手跟胳膊 i don't know. use your instincts and your eyes, then your hands and arms.
- 謝謝 - 我媽媽養狗這個決定真好 thank you. it's really nice that my mom's getting a new dog.
- 我一直想養狗 - 嘿 Catherine 你還要咖啡嗎 還是... - i always wanted a dog. - hey, catherine, you want some more coffee?
不用 我還在喝這杯 其實 你不用招待我的 no, i'm still drinking this one. you know, you don't have to entertain me.
- 我一個人發呆也挺好 - 噢 感謝上帝 - i'm cool with mywn thoughts. - oh, thank god.
- 電郵太多了 感覺心跳一下就來一封 - 是啊 'cause i'm getting emails like every other heartbeat. yeah.
噢 嗨 Sidney 你好嗎 oh, hi, sidney. how are you?
- 噢 很好 吃了很多免費的蝦 - 嘿 我想跟你說說...綠色産業 oh, good. you know, full of free shrimp. hey, here's the thing- clea
綠色産業 對 那到底怎麽回事 clean jobs, yeah. what's going on there?
你們還沒定好人嗎 還是擔心打印新聞稿會浪費地球資源 you guys got a name yet? you too afraid of wrecking the earth's resource
我剛准備告訴你 i was actually gonna run a name by you.
別說Chuck Furnham 不准說Chuck Furnham of wrecking the earth's don't say chuck furnham. do not say chuck furnham.
如果你說了Chuck Furnham 老子會過敏性休克的 if you say chuck furnham, i will go into anaphylactic fucking shock.
- 我是要說Chuck Furnham - 你媽的 - i'm saying chuck furnham. - fucking hell!
玩我呢 Chuck Furnham 這他媽算正式的了嗎 are you kidding me? chuck furnham? that's fucking official?
- Chuck是石油業的 - 不 不 嘿 對不起 他不是 - chuck is oil. - no. no, no, hey. i'm sorry, no.
他不算石油業 就是個他娘的老古董 但他不算石油業 he's not oil. he's a fucking fossil, but he's not oil.
我們要能拿來堵槍眼的人 we need somebody who is plugged in.
Chuck唯一能插入的就是他的小便袋 the only thing that chuck is plugged into is his fucking piss bag.
我們會記錄你的意見 your comments are noted.
- 噢 真好 我喜歡被記錄 - 謝謝 - oh, good. i love being noted. - thank you.
- 他說幹掉Chuck - 噢 上帝 - he said fuck chuck. oh- god.
好吧 Chuck被否了 我們要讓他閉嘴 okay, chuck is dead and we're gonna just have to keep him quiet
因爲這個地方到處都是 又無聊又喜歡歪曲事實的記者 because this whole place is swarming with bored reporters who are on pervert
所以你要做的 Mike 盯住他 so your job, mike, is to keep him in your sight
- 直到我們找到代替者 - 好 他去哪兒了 - until we find a replacement. - okay, where'd he go?
- 應該在衛生間 - 他的前列腺真是... - he must be in the bathroom. - that prostate of his.
- 進去 Mike 去 - 再沒比這更降低身份的了 get in there, mike. go. this in no way will be demeaning.
假裝你是去接他的 你就 當他是瞎子 just pretend you're picking him up, you know, and he's blind.
- 危險 10點鍾方向Doyle正在靠近 - Sidney Purcell也來了 5點方向 - mayday at 10:00. senator doyle is approaching. - sidney purcell, to
Hallowes在你後面3象限 就在後面 hallowes is in quadrant three right behind you, right behind you.
- 我們得跑路 - 找寡婦 - we've got to get out of here. - widow walk.
如果你站在剛死了老公的寡婦身邊 別人不會沖你嚷嚷的 people don't shout at you when you're standing next to the dead man's
- 這主意好 - Reeves夫人 - that's very good. - mrs. reeves.
Dan Egan 我爲副總統做事 dan egan, i'm with the vice president.
只想讓你知道 我非常想念你的丈夫 i just wanted to tell you how much i thought of your husband.
謝謝 小夥子真帥 well, thank you. what a handsome young man.
- 你也很迷人 - 你回來了 - quite the wilf yourself. - you're back.
對 我回來了 不幸的是 我剛好要走了 yes, i'm back. unfortunately we're just about to leave.
不過 如果你能陪副總統出門... but if you could perhaps walk the vice president out to her car...
我很樂意 這樣我們就有時間聊八卦了 delightful. it will give us a chance for some juicy gossip.
- 好吧 - 聽說第一夫人罵你討厭鬼 真的假的 - okay. - now is it true that the first lady calls you creepy veepy?
我很興奮 再見 - m very excited about it. good-bye.
你興奮什麽 Chuck what are you excited about, chuck?
你要當路易威登的新代言人嗎 are you the new face of louis vuitton?
你把綠色産業小組的任命告訴別人了? have you been telling people about your appointment to clean jobs?
那有什麽關系 副總統對我說 就快要宣布了 what's the problem? the vice president told me it's as good as announced.
就快要 也就是 還沒有 =i as good as announced is not announced.
你也快死了 但你沒死嘛...還沒到時候 you are as good as dead, but you're not actually dead... not yet.
好吧 Doyle和政黨因爲Chuck討厭我 - okay, doyle and the party hate me because of chuck
石油産業因爲Chuck討厭我 and oil hates me because of chuck.
第一夫人因爲你比她漂亮才討厭你 first lady hates you usbecayou're prettier.
對 但我們現在沒在說這個 好吧 yeah, that's not what we're talking about right now, okay?
- 謝了 - 不客氣 thank you- you're welcome
我要時間 我還有時間嗎 擠多點時間出來 i need time. do i have time? get me more time.
你要跟Catherine一起吃中飯 you're supposed to be having lunch with catherine.
- 該死的 Gary 打電話給Sue - 你想對她說什麽 - shit! gary, call sue. - what do you want me to telher?
告訴她我要取消中飯 我安排它本來是想證明 tell her that i'm cancelling the lunch that was supposed to prove
沒什麽比Catherine更重要 there's nothing more important than catherine
但現在 比Catherine更重要的事出現了 because something more important than catherine has come up.
- 嗨 Sue - 沒關系 Gary 我能搞定 - hi, sue. - that's okay, gary. i got all that.
- 好的 - 你媽媽隨時有可能到 - okay. - your mom should be here momentarily.
下午2:25 2:25
- 噢 她... - 噢 我的乖乖女兒 - oh, she's- - oh, there's my girl!
- 我的女大學生 - 嗨 媽媽 - my college girl. - hi, mother.
嗨 親愛的 對不起 讓你等久了 寶貝 hi, darling. i'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.
- 對不起 - 沒關系 - i'm sorry. - it's okay.
- 我有Sue作伴 所以... - 噢 真好 - i was just bonding with sue. - oh, good.
噢 Sue 總統打電話來了嗎 oh, sue, did the president call?
- 沒有 - 沒有 - no. - no.
呃 好吧 那 過來 um, okay. well, come.
來我的小床吧 我們可以在上面搖 step into my crib. we can hang.
你們居然把我丟給色狼自己跑了 真他媽損 you guys ditched me at a pervert's memoria that's some cold shit.
- Catherine - 嘿 哥們 - catherine, hey. - hey, buddy.
我們要談談 we need to talk.
所以我要開個小會 看看到底發生了什麽 so i have to have a little meeting to find out what the f-word is going on around here.
- 好 - 我們很快就開完 就這樣 - okay. - we'll do this quick. that's right.
Dan 在我們開緊急政治會議的時候 要不你負責照顧下Catherine吧 dan, why don't you look after catherine while we attend to this u
Dan 你沒見過Catherine 你以前見過Catherine嗎 dan, you've never met catherine. have you met catherine?
- 沒有 - 不 你居然沒有 過來 過來 - no. - no, you haven't. come here. come here.
來 過來 Catherine 這是Dan come, come. catherine, this is dan.
- 嗨 - 他在你媽媽辦公室上班 - hi. - he works in yo mama's office.
你不如跟Dan聊一聊 so why don't you tell dan
你的 呃... about the- you know, the...
實驗戲劇課程? experimental theater course?
呃 對 是的 uh, sure. yeah.
你可以跟他聊那個 你可以跟他什麽都聊 you can talk to him about that. you can talk about anything.
- 什麽都聊 - 什麽都聊 - anything. - anything.
聊 聊 聊 talk, talk, talk.
既然有許可說什麽都可以聊... now that we have the permission to talk about anything...
你看過福克納的作品麽? (美國小說家) have you ever read faulkner before?
一點點 a ttle bit.
Chuck Furnham走漏了消息 chuck furnham leaked.
現在我們有些什麽選擇 Mike? now what are our options, mike?
聽著 我不知道 好麽? 就像是他媽的魔方一樣 look, i don't know, okay? it's like a fucking rubik's cube.
- 我的意思是 到了這個地步已經無計可施了 - 什麽 Mike? - i mean, it's impossible at this point. - what, mike?
魔方並不是無法破解的 a rubik's cube is not impossible to solve.
- 我見過一個中國小孩10秒鍾解開魔方 - 10秒鍾 Mike i saw a chinese kid do it in like 10 seconds. 10 seconds, mike.
讓我深入想想 好麽? 我需要點獨處時間 let me just have a deep think, okay? i need some me time.
- 讓我好好想想 - 他說得沒錯 我們是陷入困境了 just let me get deep. he's not wrong. we are in a tight corner.
- 我想 這份工作的性質就是這樣 - 噢 我可沒在抱怨 - that's the nature the job, i guess. - ooh, i'm not complaining. p.
我很高興遠離寵物狗和飓風 回歸原先愉悅的華盛頓暴風圈 i am glad to be off dogs and hurricanes and back in a good old washing
說到狗 那間房現在是什麽情況? speaking of dogs, what's happening in that department?
- 交給我 - 好的 - i'm on it. - okay.
你選好狗了麽? 你媽說最終決定權在你 have you reached a dog verdict yet? your mom said your decision is final.
是的 這條 yeah, this one.
它看上去很震驚 yeah, it looks astonished.
好像連著電纜線似的 like it's attached to jumper cables or something.
- 我覺得他很可愛 - 好吧 是的 是的 - i think he's cute. - okay, yeah. yeah.
嗨大夥 寶貝 你要換衣服了 hey, guys. honey, you've got to change.
或者穿這身 你要穿這身? or you're wearing that. are you wearing that?
- 我是這麽打算的 除非... - 棒極了 很好 太好了 yeah, i was planning on it, unless- great. cool. fantastic.
能讓我們簡短地聊聊麽? can we have just a quick second to chat?
- 是的 當然 - 謝謝 - yes, sure. - thank you.
- 噢 - 我會離開 - oh- - i will get out.
Amy 我能和你簡短地聊聊麽? um, amy, if i could just talk to you for a quick sec.
好的 可以 - oh, okay. - if i could.
- 哦...沒問題 - 謝謝 寶貝 - oh, yeah. not a problem. - thank you, darling.
那是條什麽裙子? 一塊地毯麽? what is that skirt? is it a rug?
- 不 我想不是的 現在就是這種設計 - 她怎麽樣了? 還好麽? no, i don't think so. i think they do that now. how is she? is she go
是的 她和平常沒兩樣 well, you know, y-yeah. she's her normal self.
- 真的非常好 - 很好 - really great. - oh, good.
有計劃怎麽解開魔方了麽? so do we have a plan to solve this rubik's cube?
- 我一直在查看... - 我有個主意 - i've been going over- - here's an idea.
我們宣布領養一條狗 溫和的晨間新聞 但我們弄巧妙點 we announce the dog. it's soft wash, breakfast news, but we tease it out.
說我們想爲它起個名 會有成千上萬的主意湧入 we say we're looking for a name. an ocean of ideas comes pouring in.
同時爲我們贏得處理其他破事的時間 meantime, we're buying time to figure all the other shit out.
這算是個好主意 that's kind of a great idea.
好的 她選了一條狗麽? okay. - did she choose a dog?
你他媽的開玩笑呢 - woof. - you got to be fucking kidding me.
我恨死這些動物 i hate these animals.
這個東西真是...萌到家了 this thing is... unbelievably cute.
女士 Doyle參議員來了 表情就像是被爆菊了 ma'am, senator doyle just arrived and he has a face like he's been stabbed in the groin.
好吧 我現在沒時間見他 因爲現在我和女兒在一起 um, okay. i can't talk to him 'cause i'm with my daughter.
- 也許上屋頂平台? - 屋頂平台 - perhaps the widow walk? - oh, the widow walk.
- 副總統女士 - 你就是寡婦(妻子站在屋頂平台望夫歸家稱活寡婦) - madam vice president. - you're the widow.
- 跟我來 寶貝 - 你爲什麽無視我 女士? - come, honey. - why are you ignoring me, ma'am?
我們假裝...寶貝 別轉頭 we're gonna just pretend- darling, don't turn around.
- 我已經來了 - 把頭向我靠攏 - i've been here. - just keep your head towards me.
就假裝你和我在談正事 just pretend like you're talking seriously to me.
- 等等 媽媽 你的臉怎麽了? - 沒什麽 寶貝 - wait, mom, what's wrong with your face? - nothing, darling.
- 我是假裝在和你說話 - 但我們是在說話 - i'm pretending to talk to you. - but we are talking.
不 不 我是說 這是假裝... no, no, i mean, it's a pretend...
夫人 你想我保證過 i was given your word, ma'am,
工作小組裏沒有石油背景的人 that nobody from oil was gonna be on the task force,
而現在這個叫Chuck的在胡說八道 and now i've got this chuck bullshit.
Andrew 這整件事太微妙了 andrew, this whole thing is so nuanced.
我要協調無數方的利益... and i have a ton of interests that i have to square-
20年前 你沒權力 但是你有膽量 20 years ago, you had no power, but you had balls.
- 現在看看你 - 是的 看看我 - now look at you. - yeah, now look at me.
我長了老二和睾丸 好麽? (balls 膽量和睾丸雙關) i have a dick and balls, okay?
- 我們可不可以別... - 不 別因爲我而打斷 can we not have this... no, please. don't stop because of me.
這真的很有趣 this is really interesting.
晚6:45 海軍天文台 副總統官邸
嗨 我想我們沒見過 但我很高興你在這 hi, i don't think we've had the chance to meet, but i'm thrilled that you're here.
- 恭喜在華盛頓20年了 - 副總統夫人 - congrats on 20 years in d. c. - madam vice president.
副總統決定收養一只被解救的動物 the vice president has decided to adopt a rescue animal.
- 什麽動物? - 是一條狗 - what kind of animal? - um, it's a dog.
一條狗? 怎麽 像你的狗一樣麽 Mike? a dog? what, like your dog, mike?
- 非常感謝 - Andrew Miller 雨林保護協會的項目主管 thank you very much. andrew miller, program director at rainforest conservancy.
- 吹小號的 - 你做的事很重要 - plays the trumpet. - what important work you do.
可不僅僅是吹高音 and that's not just the high notes.
- 我將舉辦個獨奏會 - 好的 - i have a recital coming up. - okay.
- 你可以說 "別吹了" (雙關 又有別搞砸的意思) - 不 我可不會說的 - you could have said, "don't blow it. " - no, i'm not
瞧Gary 他就像個聊天時的人工提詞機 look at gary go. he's like a human teleprompter for small talk.
- 他自稱Gary OK(對應卡拉OK) - 太詭異了 - he calls this gary-oke. - it's so weird.
就像是馬語者似的 我可沒說你媽是匹馬 it's like he's t horhe whisperer or something. not that i think your mother's a horse.
Jim Wiseman United Laminants和貴客 jim wiseman, united laminants and guest.
- 是妻子 不是他女兒 - 妻子 不是女兒 wife, not his daughter. wife, not daughter.
- Jim 很高興見到你 - 副總統夫人 很高興見到你 - jim. - madam vice president. good to see you.
媽媽的微笑快繃不住了 mom's smile is starting to crack.
就像是她離婚時的臉 it's like her divorce face.
嘿 我也來自一個破碎的家庭 oh, hey, i come from a broken home, too.
我覺得這個變故讓我變得更專注 i found that the turmoil made me more focused,
更熱情 更有決心得到我想要的 more passionate, more determined to get the things i want.
順便提一下 我是Jonah 我在白宮西廂工作 i'm jonah, by the way. i work at the west wing of the white house.
與什麽對照 Graceland的西廂? (Graceland 貓王故居) as opposed to what, the west wing of graceland?
- 如果你願意的話 我可以帶你逛逛 - 我以前去過 i can get you a tour if you'd like. yeah, i've seen it before.
- Jonah 西廂 - 養狗的通知情況如何 夥計? jonah, west wing. so how'd the dog announcement go, buddy?
- 就像是培根長袍 - 培根長袍是什麽意思? uhke a bacon burka. what does that mean- bacon burka?
沒什麽 如果長袍是培根做的 nothing. just if burkas were made of bacon-
瞧 Mike是一條虛構的狗 這是華盛頓公開的秘密 see, it's kind of an open secret in washington that mike has an imaginary dog.
- 爲什麽? - 逃避加班 - why? - gets him out of staying late for work.
- 我們稱他爲"胡扯帝" - 很天才 - we call it his bullshit-tzu. - that's kind of genius.
- 謝了 Todd - 問題? 有問題? - thanks, todd. - problem? problem?
泰坦尼克號甲板上的最後兩人 是麽? last two on the deck of the titanic, huh?
是的 我想我可能還是跳船吧 yeah, i think i might jump.
我可以看透你的上衣 you know, i can see right through your shirt.
- 是這麽設計的麽? - 女士 - is it designed that way? - ma'am.
- 是的? - 我們遇到個問題 - yes? - we have an issue.
參與綠色産業小組 involved on clean jobs.
- 這個人 - 一幫混蛋 - the person. - oh, what a fistful of fucks.
你安排Sidney Purcell參加綠色産業 那就沒戲了 死定了 沒人能忍受 you put sidney purcell on clean jobs, it's over. it's done. n
- 你有什麽辦法? - 我打算唬唬他們 - well, what do you got? - i kind of want to call them out on their bluff.
- 我有個主意 - 什麽... - i got something. - what-
- Purcell先生 你好Dan Egan 副總統辦公室的 - 你好 Dan - mr. purcell. hi, dan egan, vice president's office. - hi, dan.
副總統很希望你加入綠色産業小組 the vice president would love to have you on the clean jobs task force,
- 但我們都知道這麽做結果很可怕 - 謝謝 - but we both know that would look fucking horrible. - thank you.
所以我們的建議是 Chuck繼續留著 so what we're proposing is this: chuck will stay on.
是麽? 好吧 你就是來告訴我 你對我失望透頂 oh, really? okay, so you came over to tell me that you're disappointing the shit out of
我可不知道 你應該帶個頭 夥計 i didn't know that. you should have led with that, buddy.
但是...你將有和副總統溝通的私人渠道 了解所有和綠色産業相關的事情 but... you will have a private channel to theeep on
相比特別小組 你將對政策有更大的影響力 you'll have more influence over policy than the fucking task force.
- 我要和Catherine聊聊 - 她剛剛有了個新室友 i'm gonna go talk to catherine. she just got a new roommate.
不需要我女兒的簡報 Gary i don't need factoids about my daughter, gary.
嗨 寶貝 瞧瞧你 一個人站在這 hi, honey. look at you. you're standing all by yourself.
我很好 媽媽 i'm fine, mom.
你餓麽 親愛的 你要吃東西麽? are you hungry, love? do you want?
- 不 沒關系 我已經吃過了 - 好吧 - uh, no. it's okay. i already ate. - okay.
瞧那 他們想拍個照 oh, look here. they want to take a picture.
- 神呐 - 我們合個影 - oh, god. - let's do that.
把你的飲料放下 寶貝 yeah, put your drink down, babe.
- 媽媽 我真的很討厭拍照 - 不 寶貝 你很美 - mom, i really hate pictures. - no, honey, you're pretty.
現在微笑就好 微笑 Catherine 我說真的 微笑 好麽? just smile now. smile. catherine, m really serious. smile, okay?
好了 there you go.
一定很好 很親密 oh, that's gonna be good. that's gonna be sweet.
我聽說你有個新室友 i heard you have a new roommate.
是的 Dilka uh-huh. dilka.
- Dilk... - 什麽? - dilk- - what? - Dilka - Dilka? - dilka. - dilka?
- 我猜她爸是伊朗人 - 伊朗人? - i think her dad's iranian. - iranian?
參議員 只想告訴你 ah, senator. just wanted to let you know
你對Chuck Furnham這事發表的看法成功了 that your noise about chuck furnham did the trick.
- 他退出了 - 太好了 - he's off. - well, that is great.
- 是的 - 怎麽做到的? - yeah. - how did that happen?
石油公司氣壞了 我們竟然打算安排無足輕重的Chuck到特別小組 oh, well, oil was so pissed that we tried to put lightweight chuc
他們給總統施壓 安排別人上位 that they forced the president to go with somebody else-
- Sidney Purcell - 操他媽的 - sidney purcell. - sweet hairy fuck.
我要和副總統聊聊 i need to speak to the vice president.
好極了 非常感謝 that's great. thank you so much.
飓風Selina 他們說可以改名 hurricane selina - they say they can change the name.
你逗我呢 oh, you're kidding me.
- 這是天大的好消息 - 做得好 - that is incredibly great news. - well done.
- 你要飓風改名? - 是的 會有飓風叫Selina you're changing the name of a hurricane?
是的 那會是我們的災難 yeah. and that would have been a disaster for us.,
是的 自然如此 太吃驚了 你試圖控制天氣 yeah, naturally. it's amazing. you're trying to control the weather.
你可不是雷神 媽媽 我還是去做功課了 you are not fucking thor, mom. i'm just gonna go do my homework.
不 Catherine no, catherine, listen.
- 聽著 這件事比你想得更複雜微妙 - 不 真的不是 你們這些應聲蟲從不會拒絕她麽? - it a much more complicated and nuanc
- 他們當然會 - 是的 我們會 - of course they do. - yeah, we do. yeah.
- 沒錯 - 好吧 你知道麽? - exactly. - all right, you know what?
你有點失控了 跟我來 you're a little bit out of control.
- 失控? - 是的 - come with me. yes. - out of control?
- 哎呦 - 不 別說哎呦 你知道這根本不痛 - ow. - no, don't say ow. you know that didn't hurt.
進來 我要和你聊聊 get into here. i need to talk to you for a second.
不是所有一切都圍著你轉 not everything is always about you.
我知道不是 我知道 i know that everything isn't always about me. i know that.
- 你要飓風改名 媽媽 - 就是這麽辦事的 you're changing the name of a hurricane, mom. this is how it works.
這是現實生活 一言難盡 this is real life. this is complicated.
- 這很微妙 - 微妙? - this is nuanced. - nuanced?
- 你需要經驗 - 媽媽 別他媽的像個政客一樣和我說話 - you need experience. - mom, stop talking to me like a fucking politician.
我在努力 Catherine 我一整天都在努力和你聊天 i've been trying, catherine. i've been trying to talk to you this whole day.
- 聊什麽? - 任何東西 - about what? - about everything.
我都不知道你有了新室友 i didn't even know that you had a new roommate.
- 還得他告訴我 - 我知道 Gary告訴你的 what's-his-ass had to tell me. i know. gary told you.
媽媽 你要做的就是開口問而已 all you have to do, mom, is ask.
說真的 seriously.
好吧 這麽做如何? okay. how about this?
聽著 我們不打算讓飓風改名了 um, listen. we are not gonna change the name of the hurricane.
- 當然 - 謝謝 媽媽 - sure. - thank you, mom.
很抱歉我之前發火了 i'm sorry i got so upset before.
- 瞧她道歉了 - 不是問題 - oh, look at her apologizing. - not a problem.
- 她會道歉是不是很好啊? - 副總統女士 - isn't she good to apologize? - madam vice president.
- 我們得聊聊 - 好的 有什麽事? - we need to talk. - okay. what can i do for you?
你要把Chuck Furnham安排回特別小組 well, you need to put chuck furnham back on the task force.
等等 我糊塗了 因爲現在你求我 把當初要我從特別小組 wait, i'm confused, because now you're begging me to put back onto the t
撤走的人 重新放回去 the same person you were begging me to take off of the task force.
當你大聲說出來的時候 確實聽上去... when you say it out loud, you know, it does sound-
有點愚蠢 kind of idiotic.
但是沒目前的阻撓議案體系愚蠢 well, but it's not as idiotic as the current filibuster system.
我可以想辦法替你把Chuck Furnham 放回特別小組 沒問題 i can find a way to get chuck furnham on the task force for you, no problem.
- 好極了 - 好極了 - super. - super.
- 謝謝你 女士 - 那還用說 - thank you, ma'am. - you betcha.
現在如何? how about that?
好樣的 Dan way to go, dan.
第44條軍規 他中招了 抱歉 (指陷入互相矛盾的境地) catch-44, he caught it. pow! oh, i'm sorry.
- 你們的人綠色産業小組都沒問題了? - Chuck Ham加入 還有什麽? are you guys all good on clean jobs? chuck ham is on and what?
還有Sidney Purcell會留下作爲顧問 非正式的職位 and sidney purcell will stay on as an advisor - in an unofficial capacity. - hmm.
- 好吧 勾掉 - 我們明天可以去領狗 - all right. tick it. - we can pick up the dog tomorrow.
- 好極了 - 抱歉 你們在說什麽? - oh, great. - i'm sorry. what are you guys talking about?
我們要養條狗 沒什麽大事 we're getting a g. it's no big deal.
爲什麽沒人通知我這事? why wasn't i told about this?
爲什麽要通知你? why would you be told about that?
問題是 夫人 第一夫人目前正竭力想養一條狗 the thing is, ma'am, flotus is currently procuring a canine for herself.
第一寵物狗 第一犬已經籌備了數周 the first dog, or f-dotus, has been planned for weeks.
我們不能允許你的狗風頭蓋過了第一犬 we simply can't allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow f-dotus.
- 別再說第一犬了 - 夫人 你必須殺了這只狗 - stop saying f-dotus. - ma'am, you need to kill the dog.
不是字面意思 但是 我的意思是 是的 如果到了這一步 那就是字面意思了 not literally, but - i mean, yeah, if it comes to i
- 不 殺了這只狗? 我們的狗 - 不 寶貝 - no! kill the dog? our dog? - no, honey.
- Mike在哪 他在哪? - 又回去喂奶了 where is mike? where is he? back to his tits and dip.
你們真的要讓這個長著強奸通緝犯樣子的人 指揮你們怎麽做麽? you guys, are we seriously gonna let the guy with the police sk
這個強奸犯也許能進入8人團隊 oh, this rapist face gets eights.
你情我願的 我也許能入選 consensually, i might throw in.
我們爲什麽要滅了領狗新聞 我才剛剛宣布 why are we killing the dog? i just announced it.
因爲第一夫人要領狗 所以現在我不能領養了 because the first lady is getting one, so now i can't get one.
- 爲什麽我不知道這件事 - 因爲你太無能了 - why don't i know this? - because you're incompetent.
有個辦法 Mike已經有了條狗 oh, here's an idea. mike's alre.
他有一整套裝備 毛毯 紙板箱 玩具球 所有的小玩具 he's got the whole setup for one- the blankets, the crate, the balls, all the
- 何不讓他收下這條狗? - 好主意 - why doesn't he' he take the pooch?p for - that's a great idea.
- 不不 - 很好的解決方法 很好的解決方法 - mm-mmm, no, no. - great solution. great solution.
- Simon是個雄性意識很強的狗 - 事實上我覺得這是個好主意 simon is an alpha male. actually, i think that is a good idea.
- 你們笑什麽? - 別說了 媽媽 - why are you guys laughing? - stop, mom.
說真的 Mike有一條虛構的狗 seriously, mike has a fake dog.
這裏好像就你不知情 you're like the only one here who doesn't know that.
什麽? what?
是的 他借此逃避某些事情比如遲到挨批 這就是所謂的牛頭梗 yeah, he uses it to get out of stuff like if he's late. it's cal
- 是胡扯帝 - 胡扯帝 - it's a bullshit-tzu. - bullshit-tzu.
- 這是真的麽 Mike? - 這事有點難以收場了 is this true, mike? it got a little out of hand.
- 你皮夾裏放了一張照片 Mike - 我是谷歌搜索到的 you carry a picture of it in your wallet, mike. i just got it from google images.
我很抱歉夫人 我以爲你知道 夫人 i'm sorry, ma'am. i thought you knew, ma'am.
- 不然我不會笑的 - Gary知情? - otherwise i would not have been laughing. - gary knew?
- 連他媽的Gary都知情? - 好吧 - even fucking gary knew? - okay.
你要收下這條狗 you are getting the dog.
你要收下這條陰險的 you are getting this little rat-faced,
令人反感的 喜歡狗吠的小獵犬 repulsive, yappy, crepit-looking terrier.
我真高興你坦白了對我選的這條狗的喜愛 wow, i'm glad that you were so honest about liking the one that i chose.
Catherine 我沒有... 好吧 現在我要處理這件事了 catherine, i didn't - okay, now i've got to deal with that situation.
- 所以真是太感謝了 Catherine - 也許現在我有真的借口了 so thank you. catherine. maybe i've got a real excuse now.
- Sue的存在完全就是浪費 - 是的 - sue's pretty wasted. - yeah.
無可爭議的第九人 and arguably a nine.
- 嗨 Sue - Jonah - hey, sue. - jonah.
你有空缺能讓我上位麽? you got a convenient opening i can slide into?
爲Jonah騰位置? open up a slot for jonah?
這世上酒還不夠多 Jonah there's not enough alcohol in the world, jonah.
- 你沒說不行 - 不行! - didn't say no. - no!
- 嗨 夫人 要來一杯白葡萄酒麽? - 好的 - hey, ma'am, can i get you a glass of white wine? okay. - yeah.
- Amy 你可以... - 把飓風的名字改了 已經做了 amy, would you please- get the hurricane name changed. already done it.
很好 good.
這個晚宴沒有太失控 是麽? it's not too diva-like, this party, is it?
是的 我覺得我們的基調正合適 no, i think we got just the right tone.
- 是的 - 大家顯然沒有太享受 - yeah. - people finitely aren't having too much fun.
好了 給你 - mm-hmm. - okay, here we go.
- 給你 - 謝謝 - there. - thank you.
幹杯 bottoms up.
- 你要應酬了麽? - 是的 - so, you want to mingle? - yeah.
我們去應酬這群人吧 let's go mingle the shit out of 'em.
救生船協會的 Ernest Lainchbury先生 - soernest lainchbury,le? - yelifeboat association.
- 他有一個玻璃假眼 - 我... - he's got a glass eye. - i...
很高興見到你 am so happy you're here.
全美殘疾人運動協會的 Jenny Armitage jenny armitage, disabled sports of america.
- 剛剛得了三胞胎 - 三胞胎 - just had triplets. - oh, triplets. wow.
一定很痛...除非你剖腹産 that must have hurt... unless you had a c-section.
Carlos Esquerra 納斯達克o.m.x集團的CEO carlos esquerra, c. e. o. of the nasdaq o. m. x. group.
我一無所知 說西班牙語 i got nothing. use your spanish.
- su casa es mi casa. - mi casa.
mi casa es su casa.
- Robert Van De Merkle 博彩協會主席 - 贊成賭博 喜歡射擊 rt van der merkle, head of gambling commission. pro-gambling. loves to kill.
你好 hey, there.
Corey Wilk 密西根最高法院的特別顧問 corey wilk, special advisor to the supreme court of michigan.
他有個兄弟是"rage against the machine"樂隊成員 he's got a brother in rage against the machine.
- 告訴你兄弟 我喜歡他的音樂 - 社會行動中心的Carrie Stringer tell your brother i lovhis music. carrie stringer, center for social
- 他是三項全能運動員 - 不 他不是 - he's a triathlete. - no, he's not.
- 你好 - Liam Miller NASA hello. liam miller, nasa.
好的 這是美國宇航局的縮寫... okay, that's an acronym for national aeronautics-
- 別說了 - 好吧 - i- stop it. - okay.
已經很晚了 it's so late.
活著的耶稣基督教會的Terrance Clark牧師 the reverend terrance clark, church of the living christ.
- 他是個面包師 - 耶稣升天了 he's a baker. oh, christ has risen.