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Happily Divorced is shot
before a live audience.
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[Cell phone dings]
Oh.
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It's for me.
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Oh, boy, folks,
it's the end of an era.
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Yup, Elliot,
my almost-love-of-my-life,
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just friended me
on Facebook.
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Well,
it's confirmed.
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He's officially
just my friend.
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[Sighs]
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Is that you
cutting Mr. Elliot off,
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or cutting something off
of Mr. Elliot?
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What happened to you saying
you were completely over him?
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Saying, thinking,
lying.
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Aw, you know what, franny?
I'm-a take you to same place
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my mother used to take me when
I came home sad from school.
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- Where?
- Happy hour, baby.
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Oh, what's so happy about
sitting on my ass at a bar,
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trying to make a $15 sprite
last for five hours?
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Come on, franny,
let's go to the bar.
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The drinks are half-off,
and the place
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will be
crawling with men.
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Oh, great, so my next husband
will be an alcoholic schnorrer?
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No, Judi,
I got to get off of this
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dating hamster wheel
already.
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I think
for the next six months,
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I'm just gonna do no men,
and no sex.
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You know,
if you count time served,
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you only have
a week left.
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[Laughs]
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[Mock laughs]
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Oh.
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Guess who just found
the perfect guy at the gym?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Peter, what do you think
is gonna happen?
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You think magically
you're gonna feel whole,
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just because you've got some guy
on your arm?
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You think that that is
what's going to make you happy?
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Because if you do,
that's sad.
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Very, very sad.
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The guy is for you.
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Jewish?
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♪ but their union
always seemed a little forced ♪
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♪ she got married anyway ♪
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♪ turns out
that he was gay ♪
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♪ they're still in love,
but now she's happily divorced ♪
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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[cheers and applause]
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Well, this evening
couldn't be any more perfect.
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A beautiful woman,
a fine paulliac,
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and I got a cat-sitter
at short notice.
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So you have a cat?
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, I have an old dog.
A rescue.
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Peter didn't want her.
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Luckily he didn't want you,
either, or we wouldn't be here.
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[Both laugh]
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So tell me, Harold,
what do you do for fun?
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I talk to dead people.
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I'm a parapsychologist.
It's a hoot!
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Well, uh, so, uh,
you study ghosts, huh?
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Well, tell me, you know, like,
what if there was
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something strange going on
in my neighborhood,
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who am I gonna call?
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[Laughing]
Ah!
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I-I don't follow.
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It was a movie...
Eh, never mind.
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I can get
another bottle.
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No. No, um,
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I have a very early appointment
in the morning,
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and, look,
it's already...
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6:15.
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Ay.
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See?
The night is young.
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We have
three enchanted hours
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before I have
to feed the meter.
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[Laughs]
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Why risk
a $45 ticket?
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Maybe we should go now.
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Okay, you don't need to be
a PhD... although I am one...
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To see
what's going on here.
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Fran, first impressions
aren't my specialty,
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but can I at least
entice you to stay
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and have a simple dinner
with me?
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Well, you did already
give them your groupon.
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I know it seems as if
I'm coming on strong.
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It's just, I get a little
nervous around stunning women.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Ah, headway.
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Now that I'm on a roll,
do you like music, Fran?
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Yes, I love music.
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[Whistles]
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What's happening?
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[Continues whistling]
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Stop!
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What's wrong?
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I got a text.
I got a text.
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Oh, my God, my girlfriend
was in a terrible car accident.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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That's my phone.
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Oh.
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Boy, you are so cute
when you get caught.
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[Sighs] Yeah,
how can I put this gently?
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Harold...
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This is a horrible date,
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and we are never
gonna happen.
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Playin' hard to get,
Ms. Lovett?
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I love it!
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You know what?
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I'm gonna
go to the ladies' room.
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If you'll excuse me.
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[Chuckles]
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There are bars
on the window.
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But as long as
we're up,
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what say
we trip the light fantastic?
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Uh, but Harold, there's
no, uh, music here.
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[Whistles]
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I'm sorry.
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Ooh, look who's back
from her date.
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Must have been sweet.
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It was a horror!
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Just out of curiosity,
what was it about that yutz
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that you thought I would be
even remotely interested in?
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It was the worst two hours
of my life.
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Hmm,
it's after midnight.
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If the date was two hours,
where you been?
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I went to have a drink
with Judi.
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- You had a drink with Judi?
- Uh-huh, yeah.
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- Hmm.
- Got together.
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- Yeah.
- Girl talk.
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Sure.
How is Judi doing?
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Oh, you know,
she's fine.
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She was just feeling fat
in her jeans.
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Piling up the carbs.
Poor girl needs some lovin'.
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[Text alert dings]
Oh.
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Oh, look at this.
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Oh, speak of the devil,
it's Judi.
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Oh, look, she sent me
a picture of me.
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Oh, boy, my ass looks huge
in that dress.
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Which is this dress.
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- Oh, Judi!
- Shut up.
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Fran, why'd you make up
a whole story
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about being with Judi?
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- [Doorbell rings]
- I'll get it,
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since I have to lose weight,
anyway.
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I didn't want you
to worry.
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I wanted to go to have a drink
by myself, all alone.
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Fran, you left your jacket
in my car.
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With Elliot.
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Well, thanks for bringing me
back my jacket, Elliot.
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I'm kind of glad
you left it.
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Can't get
enough of me, huh?
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[Laughs]
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Uh, Fran,
can we talk in private?
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Oh, sure.
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You know, Fran,
it's very late...
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I'm really glad
you called, you know.
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I've been wanting to talk to you
about something all night,
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but I didn't know
if you'd be cool with it.
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Oh, well,
now I'm intrigued.
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Aren't you, Peter?
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So, um, Fran, if you don't
want to, you don't have to.
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I want to.
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You don't know what it is,
yet.
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I don't care.
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You see, the thing is,
I started therapy...
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- Mm-hmm.
- And it turns out that I have...
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Commitment issues.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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So my therapist thinks
it's best if I bring someone
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who's been through this with me,
and so he said that...
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Okay.
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You didn't
let me finish.
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Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
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So I was hoping
maybe tomorrow...
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I'm free
in the morning.
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The session's
in the afternoon.
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Perfect.
[Chuckles]
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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- I'll text you the address.
- Okay.
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- Mwah.
- [Chuckles]
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Drive carefully.
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Good seeing you!
Bye!
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[Softly]
I love you.
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Oh, wait! What time was it,
again?
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Peter, did you hear?
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He just said
"afternoon."
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I don't believe you.
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The guy shows up,
and he says, "Fran,
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"hey, how 'bout
you go to therapy with me,
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so I can get you all excited
again, so I can dump you?"
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And what do you say?
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[Imitating fran]
"Sounds great,
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what should I wear?"
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Please, like I don't already
know what I'm gonna wear?
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Who are you
divorced from?
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What exactly
did you tell your therapist?
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Um, well, you know, I told him
that I'm having difficulty
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committing
to a stable relationship...
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- Mm-hmm.
- And, you know,
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that my mother
was always...
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About me.
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[Laughs] I told him
you were great, Fran.
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In fact, thanks so much
for doing this.
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Oh, listen,
what are friends for?
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The important thing
is that we both know
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this is your problem,
and we're here to fix you.
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Good afternoon.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this.
I just got a text.
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My girlfriend was
in a terrible accident.
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That's my phone.
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Oh.
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Dr. meyers,
this is...
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Oh,
I know who this is.
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You're a doctor?
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You know,
a little dating tip,
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you might want to open
with that, instead of,
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"thank God
I found a cat-sitter."
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[Laughs]
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Well, I want women to date me
for who I am,
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not just because I can write
a prescription for Xanax.
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Why? Would it have
made a difference?
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Wait a second,
you two dated?
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Yeah,
Peter fixed us up.
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How does that
make you feel?
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Jealous? Angry?
Longing for a commitment?
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Look, I'm supposed to be
asking the questions.
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Uh, Fran, sit down.
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Although,
I'm not sure now
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that I should continue
with this session,
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given the nature
of our relationship.
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Both: Relationship?
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Elliot, uh,
there are
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many well-respected colleagues
of mine who would be happy to...
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No, it's okay.
Maybe this is even better.
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You two spent time
together.
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So tell me, why would I
reject someone like this?
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Yeah, why?
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Well, Fran is
a very lovely woman.
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She is intelligent,
beautiful, funny.
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[Chuckles] I can see how
you'd feel strongly about her.
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He is
a very wise doctor.
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But if
you're looking for a mature,
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angst-free relationship
with this woman,
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run now, run hard,
run fast.
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How good can he be?
His office is above a quizno's.
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Fran is attracted
to emotionally unavailable men.
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It's quite common.
She wants what she can't have,
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then when she gets it,
she doesn't want it anymore.
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Listen, just because
we didn't hit it off...
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Oh, I hit it off
quite well.
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You rejected me, because
I was emotionally available.
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00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:49,097
[Scoffs]
Uh, okay.
256
00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:50,332
Yeah, sarcasm.
257
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,033
Classic knee-jerk
defense mechanism.
258
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:55,137
Let me see, daddy's girl,
hyper-critical mother,
259
00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:58,674
and aging pet
you sublimate for a child...
260
00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:00,709
So?
261
00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:02,711
So the root of your problem
is obvious.
262
00:12:02,746 --> 00:12:04,080
Excuse me.
263
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:06,149
A-aren't we supposed to be
dealing with my issues?
264
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:09,887
Shh! We're having
a breakthrough here.
265
00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,455
Go ahead, doctor.
266
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:14,091
The reason you are drawn
to unavailable men
267
00:12:14,092 --> 00:12:16,661
is because of
the emotional devastation
268
00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:19,864
you suffered
when Peter came out.
269
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,500
Well, you know,
I was shocked.
270
00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:25,103
I don't know if I would say,
"devastated."
271
00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:26,471
Oh, yes, you were.
272
00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:30,374
He told me you tried to
run him over in the driveway.
273
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,276
That was an accident.
I couldn't see behind me.
274
00:12:33,277 --> 00:12:35,211
He always leaves
the rearview mirror
275
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,681
pointing at his face.
276
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,482
Don't you see,
it's quite simple.
277
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:41,018
What prevents you
from opening up
278
00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:43,120
to an attractive,
available,
279
00:12:43,121 --> 00:12:46,758
renaissance man--
I.E., me--
280
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,793
is that you fear
ever reliving
281
00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,436
the pain
that Peter caused you.
282
00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:54,566
Oh, my God.
Doctor...
283
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:58,003
So what you're saying is,
all this is...
284
00:12:58,037 --> 00:13:01,139
My fault?
285
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:04,042
Yes.
286
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,077
So you're saying
this yutz doctor
287
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,479
said that your problems
with Elliot are my fault?
288
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,549
Oh, so you admit
you set me up with a yutz?
289
00:13:14,285 --> 00:13:15,552
Let me get this straight.
290
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:17,353
So even if you meet a guy,
and you fall in love,
291
00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:18,822
and you get married,
292
00:13:18,823 --> 00:13:21,224
and you go off to Australia,
and he gets eaten by a dingo,
293
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:24,394
it's still my fault
because I came out?
294
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:26,731
Yup.
295
00:13:26,732 --> 00:13:29,367
For anybody here who thinks
being gay is a choice,
296
00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:32,237
who would choose this?
297
00:13:32,238 --> 00:13:33,605
So, darling...
298
00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:36,074
Tell us about this doctor,
who wasn't good enough
299
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:39,945
for a 46-year-old woman
with no prospects.
300
00:13:41,548 --> 00:13:45,717
Well, he thinks that
I go after unavailable men
301
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:49,287
because I am afraid
of getting hurt again,
302
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:51,455
the way Peter hurt me.
303
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,491
Franny,
cut Pete some slack.
304
00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:56,660
He's a beautiful guy,
he cooked a delicious dinner,
305
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,562
and he made my favorite
chocolate chip cake.
306
00:13:58,596 --> 00:13:59,930
Glen, I didn't have
time to bake.
307
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,867
Son of a bitch!
308
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:06,505
I think that we should
go to therapy together,
309
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:07,806
so that I can release
310
00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:10,843
my unresolved
anger issues towards you,
311
00:14:10,844 --> 00:14:14,147
and not want to back
over you with the prius.
312
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:19,486
I knew
that wasn't an accident!
313
00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:21,288
Well, you know what?
I'm sorry, I can't.
314
00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:22,956
I just got a whole bunch
of new listings.
315
00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:24,925
You can't you make
a little time on tuesday?
316
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,426
No, completely booked
till friday.
317
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,527
Good, 'cause that's
when it is.
318
00:14:28,528 --> 00:14:30,996
Oh, well,
I can't do friday,
319
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:33,566
because I am in an open house
right up until 5:00.
320
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,767
Perfect,
it's at 6:00.
321
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:37,136
Son of a bitch.
322
00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:40,866
All right, everyone,
welcome.
323
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,602
As you know,
we're all here to overcome
324
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:45,605
our unresolved anger issues
from the past.
325
00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:47,640
Why do we need
a helmet?
326
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:51,944
Fran,
we haven't begun yet.
327
00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,980
Oh, sorry.
328
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,449
Now we need
a couple of volunteers to, uh...
329
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,052
- To help demonstrate...
- Batter up!
330
00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:00,720
All right, now,
as everyone knows,
331
00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:03,322
dealing with your anger
can save a marriage.
332
00:15:03,323 --> 00:15:05,191
Oh, we're divorced.
333
00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:06,792
Really?
For how long?
334
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,762
Well, ever since he woke me up
in the middle of the night,
335
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:14,701
after 18 years of marriage,
to come out.
336
00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:18,438
Should I be wearing
a cup?
337
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,040
All right.
Now before we start...
338
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:24,176
You rejected me,
and ever since then,
339
00:15:24,177 --> 00:15:26,679
I can only go after men
that don't want me,
340
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,481
so I won't get hurt.
341
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,083
Ow.
342
00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:31,384
I guess we started.
343
00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,419
Honey,
it's been two years,
344
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,555
and I didn't reject you,
I'm gay.
345
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,524
It's still a rejection!
346
00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:41,162
Do you see
what I have to deal with?
347
00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:43,464
Don't try to get them
on your side.
348
00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:47,435
Okay, okay, so Peter is gay,
and Fran is feeling rejected.
349
00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:50,404
But Fran, he only came out
two years ago.
350
00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:52,306
So what does that
have to do with anything?
351
00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:56,376
Well, rejection issues
usually stem from incidents
352
00:15:56,377 --> 00:16:00,680
much deeper in your past.
353
00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:04,083
You know, I think
you might be onto something.
354
00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:07,421
Yes. Yes,
it's not about me.
355
00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:09,524
It's deeper
in your past,
356
00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:14,263
way, way, way before
I came out.
357
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,532
When we were 19...
358
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:19,702
Ah, crap.
359
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:23,006
We had been seeing each other
for six months,
360
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,941
and we cut calculus,
361
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:30,280
because the mcrib
had just been reintroduced,
362
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:34,885
and we were lying on the quad,
and I kissed you,
363
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:39,190
and you looked into my eyes
and you said,
364
00:16:39,191 --> 00:16:41,392
"I love you...
365
00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:44,395
But I'm not in love
with you."
366
00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:47,398
- All: Ooh!
- Right?
367
00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:50,501
And that made me want him
even more,
368
00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:53,170
and got me
on this whole sick pattern
369
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:56,675
of going after men
who are unavailable.
370
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,810
Oh.
371
00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:02,214
All right!
All right, all right!
372
00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:04,516
How much longer
do I have to live with this?
373
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:05,917
I was confused,
374
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,986
you were moving too fast,
and I was scared!
375
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,921
Peter, express your anger
with the bat.
376
00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:11,656
Oh, no, no,
I can't do that.
377
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:14,759
Because he has nothing
to be angry about.
378
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,661
Oh!
379
00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:22,967
Fran, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
380
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:25,003
It's just that
when you love someone so much
381
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,872
and they keep telling you
how you ruined their life,
382
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:29,341
it just gets to you.
383
00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:31,076
Why do you think
I keep trying to set you up
384
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:32,511
and find you somebody?
385
00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,146
Oh, I don't know,
to relieve your guilt?
386
00:17:34,147 --> 00:17:36,449
No, it's because
I can't be happy
387
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,952
until I know
that you are happy too!
388
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:40,087
All: Aww!
389
00:17:40,088 --> 00:17:43,291
I know!
390
00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:50,297
Oh, Peter,
that's so sweet.
391
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:53,300
Maybe I have been
a little bit insensitive.
392
00:17:57,671 --> 00:18:01,140
[Chuckles] Thank you both
so much, that was very good.
393
00:18:01,141 --> 00:18:02,741
Oh, thank you.
394
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,910
Yes, thank you.
That was very insightful.
395
00:18:04,911 --> 00:18:06,245
You two
can sit down now.
396
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,247
No,
we're gonna go now,
397
00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:10,048
'cause we're not really
that interested
398
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:13,051
in these other people's
problems.
399
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,126
You know, I'm really glad
we did that therapy.
400
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,596
[Sighs] Oh, me too.
I feel totally cleansed.
401
00:18:24,597 --> 00:18:28,534
Now I understand
why I was obsessing on Elliot,
402
00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:30,803
it's because
I can't have him...
403
00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:34,140
- Hmm.
- Yet.
404
00:18:34,141 --> 00:18:37,743
Most important,
you realized that blaming me
405
00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:40,580
is not going to be healthy
for either one of us.
406
00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:44,450
Yes, I do, and I...
I'm very sorry about that.
407
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:47,353
Here's to closing the door
on old wounds.
408
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:51,223
- To closure.
- Yay.
409
00:18:51,224 --> 00:18:52,258
Ahh.
410
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:53,726
So when you said...
411
00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:56,862
Wow.
412
00:18:56,863 --> 00:19:00,432
When you said
that you loved me,
413
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:03,201
but you weren't
in love with me...
414
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:07,039
- Closure?
- Yeah, yeah, soon.
415
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,574
What did you mean?
416
00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:11,912
Ugh, Fran, I don't know.
I was 19, I was a kid.
417
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:13,848
I wasn't ready.
418
00:19:13,849 --> 00:19:16,717
I mean, you understand that,
don't you?
419
00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:19,620
Yeah, I guess so.
420
00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:22,323
Good night, sweetie.
421
00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:26,594
But, Peter...
422
00:19:26,595 --> 00:19:29,230
Were you ever...?
423
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:34,635
Madly and deeply
in love with you.
424
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:36,769
And to be honest,
425
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,872
it's still hard for me
to see you with another guy.
426
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:46,212
Ditto.
427
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,151
Good night, sweetie.
428
00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:59,694
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