副總統 第一季第6集
巴爾的摩 卡姆登球場 棒球大聯盟金莺隊主場
如果可以說的話 先生 那就是飲食界的奇葩啊 我說真的 I mean, if I may, sir, it's... It's food-nomenal. Really. It really is.
現在外面施工成這樣 With that construction outside, man,
搞得我剛才在路上堵了整整兩個小時 I was stuck in traffic for two hours.
我的膀胱都要憋爆了 My bladder was like a fuckin' blimp.
- 你應該多和食品制造商聊聊 還有健康顧問們 - 好的 You should maybe talk some more to the food manufacturing guys - and the heal
來吧 女士 小聊一下就行了 Come on, ma'am, just some small talk.
不行的話微聊也可以 Even tiny talk will do.
好的 我懂 我會去的 Yeah, I know. I'm gonna do it.
天哪 這一早上就白瞎了啊 God, what a waste of a morning.
要是想對我逼供的話 根本就不用上什麽老虎凳辣椒水 If you ever want me to confess, don't rip out my fingernails,
讓我吃他媽一星期的素我就全招了 just make me eat like a vegan for a fuckin' week.
副總統看起來臉色跟吸血鬼似的 The VP look like she's about ready to open up a vein.
你沒事吧? You okay?
- 你看起來好像有點敷衍的意思 - 你知道嗎? Amy - You seem to be phoning it in a little. - You know what, Amy?
我從來就不想當副總統 I'm the veep I never wanted to be.
我得跟這幫二貨說吃沙拉和體重指數 I'm talking salad wraps and body mass index to these idiots.
你真的該去了... You should really just go and...
是的 我知道 感覺我的靈魂已經從下面拉出去了 好了 這個你拿著 Yeah, I know, feel my soul slide out of my ass. All right, he
我現在來積蓄能量了 I'm building up the energy right now.
這個聞起來跟出租車似的 This smells like the inside of a taxi cab.
- 同志們好啊 - 首長好 - Hi, guys. Hello. - Hello.
不用等太久了 Not too much longer.
一會我們照了集體照你們就可以走了 We'll get the group shot taken and then you guys can get moving.
- 太好了 - 這一早上效率真高! Awesome! What a productive morning.
你們覺得這裏有東西能放到你們店裏賣的麽? Can you envision selling some of these items at any of your stores, you think?
- 當然了 - 是的 也許色拉卷吧 - Oh, sure. - Yeah. Wraps maybe.
- 就是 色拉卷 - 葡萄 葡萄永遠都不錯 - Yeah, wraps. - Grapes. I mean, grapes are always good.
葡萄...葡萄戰無不勝啊 Grapes are... hey, you can't beat grapes.
那些黃色的東西看起來...很... Those yellow things look... so...
- 我告訴你們這些都是本地産的 而且都是有機食品 - 噢 哇 Well, I'll tell you it's all local - and it's all organic. - Oh, wo
- 更確切的說是"有勁"食品 - 噢 - Orgasmic's more like it, right? - Oh.
你吃的是啥我也要 I'll have some of what you're having.
- 你那個東西沒有變焦的麽? - 噢 Ken 你知道嗎? - Do you have a zoom on that thing? - Oh, Ken, you know what?
我們現在這裏不拍照 好嗎? We don't have pictures taken here right now, okay?
- 對不起 - 不 沒關系的 - Sorry. - Oh, no. It's fine.
你今晚回華盛頓麽 Gary? You back to DC tonight, Gary?
是的 我要早點回去 Yeah, I'm leaving a little bit earlier.
- 我爸今天過生日 - 不錯 - My dad is having his birthday dinner. - Nice.
不 他非常不尊重我的工作 He has very little respect for my job.
實際上他更希望我在這裏工作 He actually much rather me work here.
- 搞夥食承包麽? - 不 在棒球場工作 - In catering? - No, a baseball stadium.
做男人中的男人 運動員 A man's man, a jock. Rarrrh! One of those guys.
- 哇 那很難吧 - 誰說不是呢 - Wow, that's gotta be tough. - Yeah, tell me about it.
我是說對他而言很難 I meant for him.
蒼天啊 你知道嗎 Ken? - Jesus. - Okay, you know what, Ken?
- 不能這麽近 好嗎? - 好的 - Not so close, okay? - Okay.
誰也不用知道我哪邊眉毛需要修了 Nobody needs to know which of my eyebrow hairs needs to be plucked.
對不起 Sorry.
集體照的事情怎麽樣了? All right. What's going on with this group shot?
- 爲什麽耽擱了? - 不會太久了 女士 - What's the delay? - It's not much longer, ma'am.
保持微笑 把你皺上去的眉毛... Just keep smiling. Turn that frown...
放下來哈 upside-down.
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
你看見他老摸我了沒? Do you see that he keeps touching me?
- 是的 我注意到了 - 而且他的手好小啊 - Yeah, I've noticed. - And his hands are really small.
他那敏感的小辣手啊~~ It's his feely, little, touchy, hot hands.
得有人告訴他他是爲白宮工作的 不是"後宮" (Penthouse 著名成人雜志) Someone needs to tell him that he's working with the Wh
能借一步說話嗎? Hey, can I talk to you privately just for a second?
好的 Okay.
你們和甜甜脆搞的這個項目簡直就是... The whole thing that you guys have done with Krispy Kreme is just...
如果可以說的話 那就是飲食界的奇葩啊 真的 if I may, it's food-nomenal, really.
你知道我和Ted在交往 對吧? So you know that I've been seeing Ted, right?
- 嗯哼 - 不久之前 - Mm-hmm. - A while ago,
我們喝了不少酒 又聽了Springsteen的歌 a lot of wine was drunk and Springsteen was listened to
事情有點小失控... and things got a little bit out of hand.
你們去偷車了? You stole a car?
我們滾床單的時候沒有用套子 We had unprotected sex,
而且我覺得我懷孕了 and I think I might be pregnant.
這是有可能的 Amy It's a possibility, Amy.
我還沒有到更年期 我也不是不孕不育啥的 我知道這個可能性不大 I haven't reached menopause yet, you know. I'm not barren.
說不定我和30個男的 I could probably have unprotected sex with 30 men,
不要套子輪流來也不會出事 one right after the other, and it would be totally fine.
我的意思是 不 不會出大事 我是說 這個絕對是出大事了 I mean, no, it wouldn't be totally fine. I mean, that would be a horribl
我不是在懷疑你懷孕的能力 女士 I'm not doubting your fertility, ma'am,
但是一個未婚媽媽不就是總統身邊的定時炸彈? but an unwed mother one aneurism away from the presidency?
你覺得這個會是什麽效果? How do you think that plays?
這個包包有一個大格可以放東西 還有60個小格子分布在各處 The bag has got one big storage area and then there are 60 separate
- 看吧? - 那可是不少要記的東西 Gary - Right? - That is a lot to remember, Gary.
就是 就是 I know, I know.
- 但是你連看都不看就知道? - 你來考我 But can you do it without looking? Try me.
眼藥水 Eye drops.
- 濕巾 - 有香的還是無香的? - Wipes. - Scented, unscented?
有香的 Scented.
- 太牛了... - 真難以置信 - Knock it... - That's unbelievable.
希望我沒有懷孕 否則的話 I hope I'm not pregnant, because, fuck, if I am,
我就完了 你知道嗎? I'm just finished, you know?
- 女士 - 我們行動起來! - Ma'am. - Let's get moving!
- 你知道不能跟別人說吧? - 我知道 - You know you'll have to keep it. - I know.
除非我們去墨西哥渡個特別假期啥的... Unless we go on some sort of special vacation to Mexico and...
- 然後把醫生弄死在沙漠裏 - 父親知道嗎? kill the doctor in the desert. Father know?
什麽 你不是玩我吧? 我才15歲麽? What, are you kidding me? What am I, 15?
- 我的意思是Ted - 我去! 不 不知道 - I mean Ted. - Oh, shit. No.
那一頭我還在努力 No. I'm still working on that one.
- 你的相機是什麽的? - 這是部5D(市價1-2萬rmb) - What are you shooting with? - This is a 5D.
- 不是1D麽?(市價5萬左右) - 不是 - Not a 1D? - No.
- 我拍這個用不著1D - 我有一部1D Why would I need a 1D to shoot this? I have a 1D.
那個更貴 但是確實是好相機 It's more expensive, but it's a really nice camera.
你拍很多體育活動麽? 連續的運動? You shoot a lot of sports? Moving action?
還是拍很多水鳥抓魚的照片? You take hundreds of pictures of herons catching fish?
否則的話你就用不著1D Because otherwise you don't need a 1D.
是的 但是我有一部1D Right, but I have a 1D.
是 Yeah.
呃 你能幫我個忙麽? Hey, will you do me a favor?
你能幫我買杯真正的咖啡 來代替他們這兒上的淘米水麽? Can you get me a real coffee instead of this fucking beige paint they'r
中杯脫脂雙倍拿鐵加肉桂麽? Grande skinny latte, extra shot, and a dash of cinnamon?
是的 Yeah.
- 能給我帶一個...? - 我們接下來要做的是... - Can I get some of the...? - This is what we're gonna do...
和營養學家拍照 和選手們聊一聊 Photos with the nutritionists, hang with the players,
去學校轉一圈 然後就驗孕 over to the school, then we pregnancy test you to fuck.
聽著 能請你在去學校的路上買驗孕棒麽? Listen, will you get the tests on the way to the school, please?
當然了 我馬上就去 Absolutely. I'm heading there right now.
這個事顯然只是你知我知哈 Obviously this is in our little circle of two.
- 顯然是的 - 是的 - Obviously. - Yeah.
嘿 Jonah 你屁眼裏的天氣怎麽樣了? Hey, Jonah. How's the weather up there in your asshole?
哈哈 這個真有愛 Mike 你怎麽樣? That's cute, Mike. How's it going?
很好 很好 正在溫習媒體簡報會的提綱 Good, good. Just going over my notes for the press briefing.
你收到我從總統那發過來的 本地倡議企業名單了麽? Hey, did you get those local business initiatives I sent over from the preside
嗯哼 嗯哼 正在看呢 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Looking at them right now.
- 謝謝 這很有用 - 那就好 - Thank you. They're very helpful. - Oh, good.
我很高興你在著手了 我能看見你 Mike I'm glad you're right on top of that. I can see you, Mike.
什麽? 噢 哈哈 What? Oh.
- 這太贊了! - 你知道嗎 Mike? - This is awesome! - You know what, Mike?
總有一天你醒過來的時候 會發現你的肺變成了烤點心 One day you're gonna wake up and you're gonna find your lungs have turned
我挂了 Jonah 有人打進來了 Gotta go, Jonah. Got incoming.
- Mike - Amy 什麽事? - Mike. - Amy, what's up?
Selina可能懷孕了 我們怎麽辦? Selina might be pregnant. What do we wanna do?
這是真的麽? Is this for real?
如果是真的話 那對她來說 最好的結局就是在顯肚子之前被刺殺了 'Cause if it is, the best thing for her legacy is if she's
不是完全確定 還得測試一下才知道 It's not definite. She still needs to take some tests.
好吧 那我猜我應該在媒體發布會上加上這一條 大家就可以開始下注了 Okay. I'll guess I'll just add this to the press rel
你知道這個事得暗箱操作 You know that this needs to be way under the lid.
- 再見 - 沒事吧? - Bye. - All good?
必須的 Absolutely.
這可要樂壞一群7歲小朋友了 It's gonna knock the socks off of some seven-year-olds.
老爸 老爸 我喜歡啤酒 Dad, dad, I like beer.
那是因爲我開啤酒的時候把嘴唇劃傷了 我就是不能照你的方法打開它 That was because I cut my lip trying to open the bottle
聽著 副總統和我要和金莺隊的隊員合照了 Listen, the veep and I are gonna have our photo taken with the Orioles players.
是的 我可以給你洗一張 Yeah, I can get you one.
靠 是的 靠 是的 Shit, yeah. Shit, yeah.
咖啡店他娘的在哪? Where the fuck is coffee?
- 那在體育場的這一天 對你來說就是拉關系群P吧? - 那是 So that whole stadium day - was like a networking orgy for you, right? -
絕對的名片群射 Yeah, yeah. Business card bukkake.
你也應該在這裏買點東西的... You know, you should get something while we're here...
刮胡刀啊 止痛藥什麽的 Razor blades, a large amount of pain killers.
我勒個大...你懷孕了? Holy sh... Are you pregnant?
Amy 不是吧 事業大忌啊 這就跟入了科邪教或者在脖子上刺青是一樣的啊 Amy, come on, career-wise, that's like joining scien
謝謝你的支持 Thanks for the support.
那你會需要休産假 So I guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave.
- 我就會是你當然的替代者 - 這還真的是你第一想法诶 I'd be the obvious choice for your replacement. That is literally your fir
不 我的第一想法是 "你的身材就完蛋了" No. My first thought was, "there goes your figure,"
不過我沒有說 因爲我覺得那個會惹你生氣的 but I didn't say that because I thought it would be upsetting.
謝謝 你知道嗎 如果是男孩的話 我也許會給他取你的名 然後管他叫小人 Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name h
- Ken 我應該在這裏嗎? - 不是的 Ken, is this where I should be?
- 不要太擠了 - 是的 不要太擠了 - Don't be too clustered. - Yeah, don't be too clustered.
謝謝 我來就行 如果你能稍微移到... Thank you. I got it. So if you could just move a little bit...
- 是的 移一點 這樣大家不是都擠在一邊 - 這樣大家不是都擠在一邊 都太靠那邊了 - Yeah, a little bit so we're not all
- 你能照到所有人麽? - 謝謝 我想他們聽見我的話了 - Can you see everybody? - I think they heard me.
好了 大家再說一遍"我們行動起來!" Yes, how about one where we say "let's get moving"?
- 我們行動起來! - 好了 再來一次怎麽樣? Let's get moving! All right, how about another one?
這一張我們說"牛油果真美!" Another where we say "awesome avocado!"
- "牛油果真美!" - 好的 非常好 - Awesome avocado! - Yes, that was great.
好了 謝謝你們的耐心 All right! Thank you for your patience.
- 非常感謝你們能來 - 女士 - Thank you so much for being here. - Ma'am.
- 這肯定...怎麽了? - 先生們 - It sure... yes? Yes? - Gentlemen.
施工挖到了一根主要天然氣管道 Construction hit a gas main.
發生了嚴重泄漏 在安全清理之前大家都必須呆在這裏 There's a serious leak. Everybody must stay in here until it's made safe.
對不起 鑒于危險 我們需要每個人 都呆在這個房間內 我們會通報情況的 Sorry. Because of the danger, we need everybody to s
聽著 呃 但是我可以走 對吧? Listen, uh, but I can get out of here, right?
大概一個小時以後吧 Probably in about an hour.
- 一個小時? - 是的 女士 - An hour? - Yes, ma'am.
Amy是真心懷裏揣著個娃一樣激動 Amy's practically having a baby about it.
- 對吧? - 呃 孩子們在等了 - Isn't that right? - Well, the chilen e waiting.
這邊請 Right this way.
- 小朋友們 下午好 - 下午好 Hey, kids. Good afternoon.Good afternoon.
我叫Dan 這是Amy My name is Dan, this is Amy.
我們爲美利堅合衆國副總統工作 And we work for the vice president of the United States of America.
很酷對吧? - Yay. - Pretty cool, right? Yeah.
- 好的 好孩子說吧 - 我爸爸在國務院工作 Yeah, my man right here. My dad works in the state department.
真的嗎? 什麽職位? Really? What position?
- 貿易政策主管 - 那他認識Roger Aldrige咯? - Trade policy executive. - So he knows Roger Aldrige?
呃 我不知道 Uh, I don't know.
你是在和八歲的孩子攀關系麽? Are you networking with an eight-year-old?
是的 Yeah.
那... So...
等一下 哥們 Hold on one second, chief.
- 有問題嗎? - 有天然氣泄漏 - Problem? - There's a gas main leak.
Selina至少要遲到一個鍾頭 Selina's gonna be delayed at least an hour.
要是讓孩子們等那麽久的話他們會發瘋的 These kids are gonna go berserk if they have to wait that long.
我們得哄著他們 We have to keep them entertained.
放點獅子王DVD 然後來兩片利他林 (常用于治療小兒多動症) "Lion King" DVD and two shots of ritalin.
- 你可真是個好爹 - 我就是這麽長大的 - You'll be such a great dad. - That's how I was raised.
Sean 要不我們還是趁你沒有出現斷酒谵妄 還能寫字的時候由你先開始問吧? Sean, why don't we start with your question befo
你能說一下健康倡議的情況麽? Can you brief on the new health initiative?
是你上海報宣傳麽 Mikey? Are you its poster boy, Mikey?
不過這真是個好問題 Actually, though, great question.
我們在巡回競選的時候 看見一個女人帶著很胖的兒子 You know, we were on the campaign trail and we saw a woman with a very large
副總統轉過來對我說 And the vice president turned to me and said,
"我要從肥胖症的監獄裏把那個男孩解救出來" "I'd like to free that boy from the prison of obesity. "
還有別人有問題麽? Anybody else?
Leon West 華盛頓郵報的 Leon West, Washington Post.
有線人告訴我副總統 因爲有特勤人員沖她笑就炒了他 A source tells me that the VP shit-canned a secret service agent just for sm
你能回答我是或不是麽? Can you give me a yes or no on that, please?
我相信他是因爲用的古龍水才被調走的 I believe he was reassigned because of his cologne.
他用的是Paco Rabanne 這又不是80年代了 對吧? It was Paco Rabanne. I mean, this is not the '80s anymore, right?
沒有人用了 也許Sean會 Nobody wears that stuff. Sean might.
- 不過你可能更願意直接喝 對吧 Sean? - 那必須的 謝謝 是的 You'd probably rather drink it, though. Right, Sean? That's necessa
- 我看見過 - 我是酒鬼 - I've seen you. - I'm a drunk.
好了 你個廢物點心 我要你現在回答我的問題 Okay, every which way but douche, I want you to answer my question now.
我相信你問的是無聊的問題 Leon 所以我才給了你一個無聊的答案 I believe, ahem, you asked a boring question, Leon, and I gave
這就像碳補償一樣 That's like carbon offsetting.
Mike 我不會笑的 你可能會丟掉飯碗的 Mike, I wouldn't be smiling. You might lose your job.
你懂我意思嗎? You understand my point?
你不覺得Selina Meyer就爲了微笑 炒掉一位特勤人員很討厭麽?(與懷孕音近) You don't find it repugnant that Selina Meyer let a
- 討厭? - 是的 - Repugnant? - Yes.
是說副總統討厭麽? You're calling the vice president repugnant?
這個說法很情緒化 先生 而且還有點神經 我要說 That's a very emotive term, sir, and a little prissy, I might add.
我19歲的時候曾經在監獄裏呆過一晚 I spent a night in jail when I was 19 once.
那都比這個有意思 That was more fun than this.
如果我們在這兒還得多呆一分鍾 我就要殺了你吃肉 Well, if we get trapped here another minute, I'm gonna kill you and eat you,
因爲我不能再吃他媽的沙拉三明治了 because I will not eat another fuckin' falafel.
他媽的Jimmy Olsen (超人的好朋友攝影記者) Hey, Jimmy fuckin' Olsen, get lost before I shove that thing up your ass
你最好是在我爆你菊 讓你另一個眼紅起來之前消失 and give you another kind of red eye to worry about.
好的 Okay.
- 外面那兩個人怎麽了? 你知道嗎? - 知道 他們氣壞了 What is going on out there with those two? - Do you know? - Yeah, he's all p
他們整天都在抱怨這場活動和吃的 They've been complaining all day about the event and the food.
- 噢 - 我走動的時候聽見的 - Oh. - I overhear stuff as I move around.
而且我會讀唇語 Plus, I can lip-read.
- 你會讀唇語? - 是的 - You can lip-read? - Yeah.
你可以看出來我在說什麽嗎? can you read what i am saying now?
是的 我可以看出來你在說什麽 Yes, I can tell what are you saying now.
你讀出來我之前對Amy說你的事了麽? Could you lip-read earlier when I was talking about you to Amy?
- 沒有 - 那太糟了 說的全是好話啊 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. It was all good.
- 謝謝 - 當然了 - Thank you. - Oh, sure.
艾米 艾米 Amy. Amy.
天哪 好多鼻涕啊 God, that is a lot of snot.
嘿 能把筆還給我嗎? Mike 你好 謝謝 Hey, can I have my pen back? Mike, hi. Thank you.
我只是想警告你 最重要的事...是微笑故事 I just wanna warn you, on top of everything else... smile story.
能把筆帽也還給我嗎? 這個還有個筆帽的 Can I get the pen cap, too? This came with a pen cap.
- 你那邊到底在搞什麽鬼? 你在聽嗎? - 是的 是的 故事 什麽...? What the hell is going on over there? Are you listening? Yes, yes
筆帽 筆帽在哪?...在你嘴裏嗎? The pen cap. Where was the pen... in your mouth?
- 你放到嘴裏了嗎? - 我只是想給你提個醒 好吧? Did you put it in your mouth? Okay, I just wanna give you a heads-up, all right?
已經傳出去了 他們說她害了病 It's out there. They're saying she's repugnant.
噢 天哪 Oh, my God.
- 嗨 - 我剛和Mike通了電話 - Hi. - I have just had a phone call from Mike.
他說媒體說你懷了孕 He said that the press is saying you are pregnant.
他說消息已經傳出去了 He's saying it's out.
不 不可能啊 No, it can't be.
你說什麽呢? 沒人知道啊 What are you talking about? Nobody knows.
他說Leon West說你懷孕了 He said that Leon West said that you're pregnant.
我勒個大去! Holy f... uck.
呃 我不能動嘴唇 Ugh, I can't move my lips.
好了 我挂了 Gary正在往我這兒打 Okay, I'm going because Gary's calling.
別告訴Gary Don't tell Gary.
不 Amy 他們不讓我進去 我快沒時間了 No, Amy, they're not gonna let me through. I'm running out of time here.
- 我爸要一張照片 - 好了 我要你去給副總統買驗孕棒 My dad needs a picture. Okay, I need you to get a pregnancy test for the veep
噢 我...我...我滴蒼天啊! Oh, my... oh, my God.
- 好興奮哦 - 不 不 噓 - That's kind of exciting. - No, no. Shh, shh.
我可以綁個嬰兒背帶什麽的帶著寶寶到處跑 I can carry the baby around in a little sling or something like that.
噢 我...等等 這算是壞消息 因爲她還沒結婚 對不對 Oh, my... oh, wait, this is bad because she's not married, right?
沒錯 所以要嚴格確認 Indeed, and this is strictly need-to-know.
我要買哪種驗孕棒 是不是有很多種類啊 What kind of test do I get? Are there different kinds?
我要怎麽解釋 我買什麽 How do I break it down? What do I get?
我手上就一種 所以你能找多少是多少 I've only got one, so get as many as you can find, okay?
我們要確切結果 知道嗎 We need to be sure, okay?
- 我們要速度搞定這事 - 好 - We need to shock-and-awe this thing. - Okay.
嘿 寶寶有什麽情況 Hey. So what's the intel on the baby?
情況 Intel.
知道 權限被否了 Copy that. Security clearance denied.
難道孩子爹是Jonah 所以你才一臉 喝了瓶drano的樣子?(溝渠去汙劑品牌) Is Jonah the dad? Is that why you look like you wanna dr
我不是怪你 只是分娩過程會很久 I don't blame you. That's gonna be a long labor.
人家要輪班才能把孩子從你體內拔出來 They're gonna be pulling that kid out of you in shifts.
- Jonah - 在 女士 - Jonah? - Yes, ma'am.
我們要擺脫這種坐牢的感覺 We gotta get rid of this whole prison-yard-vibe feeling.
- 得做點什麽 - 雖然我們必須呆在體育場內 We gotta do something. Well, we have to stay within the stadium,
但還是可以邀請他們下去 跟金莺隊的球員碰個面 but we could invite the guys down to meet the Orioles players.
行 我們就這麽做 Okay, that's exactly what we gonna do.
我不記得去查那些球員的資料了 I forgot to find out something about the players.
- 我不知道要對他們說什麽 - 我可以幫你 - I don't know what to say to them. - I can help you along.
- 噢 你懂棒球麽 - 我懂啊 - Oh, you know about baseball? - I do, yeah.
- 你可以做我的Gary嗎 - 可以 - You can be my Gary? - Yeah, yeah.
- 我是成人版Gary - 好 - I'll be the adult version of Gary. - Okay.
- Jonah 看得見我嗎 - 呃 看見 告訴我號碼 Jonah, can you see me? Uh, yeah. Give me their numbers.
- 我給你解釋 - 等等 我看 - I'll go off that. - Hold on. Let me see.
34 34.
Jake Arrieta 他是個開局投手 Jake Arrieta. He's a starting pitcher.
他左邊的39號 Tommy Hunter On his left is number 39, Tommy Hunter.
是個開局投手 He's a starting pitcher.
- 等等 他是開局投手? - 對 - Wait, he's the starting pitcher? - Yes.
再旁邊一位先生...是Jim Palmer The next gentleman... Oh, that's Jim Palmer.
他進了名人堂 傳奇來的 He's a hall-of-famer. That guy's a legend.
- 他也是個開局投手 - 你不要老說開局投手 He's a starting pitcher as well. You don't have multiple starting pitchers.
這兒只有一個投手板 你看見的是一個還是三個 There's one pitcher's mound. You see one mound or three mounds?
- 我看見一個 - 棒球比賽本來就只一個投手板 - I see one mound. - That's how you play baseball.
他們不是在同一天投的 They don't pitch on the same day.
你都搞不清自己在說什麽 You don't have any idea what you're talking about.
真他媽蠢 Fuckin' idiot.
你好 嗨 Hello! Hi!
- 很榮幸見到您 女士 - 你是Jake吧 - Honor to meet you, ma'am. - And you are Jake.
- 對的 女士 - 噢 真好 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, how nice.
- 你是開局投手 - 其中一個 是的 女士 - And you'the starting pitcher. - One of them. Yes, ma'am.
好 很好 Okay. Wonderful.
- 那你就是Tommy了 - 我是 我是 - So you must be Tommy. - I am. I am.
呃 你是開局投手嗎 Um, are you a starting pitcher?
- 我是 我是 - 你是開局...嗯 - I am, I am, I am. - You are a starting... ahem.
喂 老爸 我還在體育場 Hello, dad. I'm still at the stadium.
對 對 Yeah, yeah.
我跟隊伍...我們家隊員在一起 I'm with the team... my playas.
我會幫你搞到相片的 I will get you that pic, man.
各種強大(80年代灌籃術語) Boom shaka laka.
他們就是這麽講話的 That's how they talk.
好 Okay.
這些是你們這兒所有驗孕棒了吧 Are these all the pregnancy tests you have?
- 你應該是拿完了 - 好 - I think you got them all. - Okay.
希望你能得到想要的結果 I hope you get the result you're looking for.
不是我要用 No, it's not for me.
- 是我姐姐 - 什麽 - It's my sister. - I'm sorry?
我...你剛看到沒 I... did you see that?
- 看什麽 - 沒事 我... See what? Okay, um, I just...
我還要不要幫姐姐買點其他東西 Is there any other stuff I should get for my sister?
比如孕婦內衣? Like a maternity underwear?
- 她懷多久了 - 天 我不知道 - How long has she been pregnant? - Oh, God, I don't know.
她的私生活我完全不了解 I don't know anything about her private life.
只知道她前幾周好忙好忙的 I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been pretty busy.
- 我不建議買孕婦內衣 - 好的 好吧 I'd hold off on the maternity underwear.-ok
這幾個字跟這...這上衣搭配 真是絕了 Isn't this nice how the lettering works on these... on these tops?
謝謝 Thank you.
噢 天 我要...知道嗎 Oh, brother. I'm just... you know what?
財政部長來電話了 I've got the treasury secretary calling.
我先接了 馬上回來 我很抱歉 失陪 Let me take this and I'm gonna be right back. I'm so sorry. Pardon me.
喂 喂 Ted Hello? Hello, Ted?
嘿 下午要不要來個歡樂一刻? Hey. So are you looking for a little afternoon delight?
不要 先聽我說 我要告訴你件事 No. Listen to me for a second. I gotta tell you something.
我可能懷孕了 知道吧 I might be pregnant. All right?
對不起了 我只能直說 時間不夠 I'm sorry to have to be so blunt about it, but I don't have a lot of time.
各位 能給我五分鍾私人時間嗎 Um, guys, can I have five minutes?
- 什麽 - 等一下 - What? - One second, please.
- 你還在嗎 - 這不可能 - Are you still there? - That's impossible.
怎麽會不可能 姐還沒那麽老 No, it's not impossible. I'm not that old.
- 我的天呐 - 好了 你緩過來沒 - Oh, my God. - All right, you over that bombshell?
因爲這個消息後面 還藏了個更重口味的 Because that bombshell just gave birth to a bigger bombshell.
媒體知道了 The press know about this.
- 媽的 - 我知道 - Oh, fuck. - I know.
所以我們只能這樣了 知道吧 我們結婚 So this is what we're gonna do, all right? We're getting married.
計劃就是我們已經訂婚了 就是六周前 And the plan is that we got engaged, like, six weeks ago
或者之類的 清楚吧 or something, all right?
你求婚了 給了我一戒指 You proposed by giving me some sort of a ring
放在他媽心形牡蛎之類的東西裏面 in a heart-shaped, fuckin' oyster thing or something.
不過 細節才是關鍵 Ted You know, the key is in the details, though, Ted.
- 知道沒 - 知道 - Okay? - Okay.
不管怎樣 你先去買個戒指 Anyway, listen, you've gotta get me a ring.
現在就去買 得是大鑽的 You've gotta go, you've gotta get a ring now. And it's gonna have to be a big one.
那 你手指圍多大 Well, what size is your finger?
老娘怎麽知道 Ted I don't know how fucking big my finger is, Ted!
你只要像個男子漢 站出來 Just be a man, stand up,
買他媽一個戒指 清楚沒 get the fuckin' ring, all right?
好 Okay.
操 沒搞錯吧 You're fucking kidding.
女士 對不起 我無意聽到了 Ma'am, I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear.
就是...你要結婚了 我想第一個恭喜你 I just... you're getting married. I wanted to be the first one to offer my congratulations.
- 這樣 Ken - 嗯 - Okay. Ken? - Yeah.
看我嘴型...不准讀我唇語 Read my lips... Don't read my lips.
- 懂嗎 - 嗯 - You understand me? - Yeah.
別他媽的多管閑事 stay the fuck out of my bussiness.You have to do with this
- 我們走 - 走著 - Let's go. - Let's go.
Jim Palmer Jim Palmer.
- 副總統女士 很高興見到你 - 這邀請真是... - Madam Vice President, nice to meet you. - What a treat...
- 歡迎來到卡姆登球場 - 謝謝 - Welcome to Camden Yards. - Thank you.
- Jim 你是名人堂成員 - 他們讓我進去了 - So, Jim, you are a hall-of-famer. - They let me in there.
對啊 多好的事兒啊 進了... Oh, yes, that is a wonderful thing to be in...
進了名人堂 各種好 in the hall of fame, for sure.
- 各種好 - 對 - For sure. - Yes.
好 Okay.
得合影了對吧 行 挺好的 Okay, it's time for the group photo, right? All right, great.
大家一起說 金莺 Okay, everyone say "Orioles. "
- 金莺 - 非常好 - Orioles! - Great.
- 我們就到這兒吧 都合影了呢 - 是的 - Okay, I guess we're done. We got the shot. - Got it.
感謝大家的合作 Okay, everybody, thank you so much.
- 上帝保佑美國 - 謝謝 - God bless America. - Thank you.
謝謝 Okay, thank you.
- 謝謝 - 不用謝 - Thank you. - Okay.
副總統離開了體育場 20分鍾會到這兒 Veep has left the stadium. She's gonna be here in 20.
真好 Okay.
最後想個節目來娛樂這些小朋友 One last push to keep these kids entertained.
我剛看到那裏面有把吉他 You know, I saw a guitar in there.
你彈吉他 好吧 You play the guitar, all right?
這種情況我不彈 Not in this situation.
- 你可以的 - Amy 不行 - Yes. Yes. - Amy, no.
哥彈吉他是爲了泡妞 不是留住小朋友 知道吧 My guitar is for seduction, not crowd control, all right?
就算今晚月色不錯 那也是一回事 老子不幹 Granted, on a good night that's one and the same, but still.
不 老娘去找把吉他 No, we're finding you a guitar.
- 就做這個 - 噢 真可愛 - That's what we're doing. - Oh, isn't this cute?
- 你倆做了果汁 - Leon - Look at you guys making juice. - Leon.
走開 你在這幹嘛 Go away. Why are you here?
- 噢... - 她其實在打招呼 - Oh... - She means hello.
實際上我有個段子要跟副總統討論下 I actually have a story I'd like to discuss with the veep.
她到了沒 She here yet?
沒到 也是啊 她不愛准時 也不愛善治 No. No, of course not, because she hates punctuality almost as much as good governance.
那我們接下來幹嘛呢 So what should we do, guys?
沒有 對不起 先生 現在我們對此事不予置評 No, I'm sorry, sir. We have no comment on that at the moment.
謝謝 再見 我們幹嘛不准笑 Thank you. Goodbye. Why would we need to ban smiling?
又不是說我們一有時間就會做這個 It's not like something we have time for in the first place.
- 女士 - Sue 聽著... - Ma'am. - Sue, listen...
Ted六到八周前對我求婚了 知道吧 Ted proposed to me about six to eight weeks ago, okay?
- 噢 恭喜啊 女士 - 不 不 他不是真求 Oh, congratulations, ma'am. No, no, no, he didn't really.
- 我們要假裝他求了 - 那行 我一口咬定他做了 We're just gonna pretend that he did. Okay. I assume he's in on this.
所以我現在要你幫我看看日曆 So now what I need you to do is go to my calendar thing, please,
爲那天選個日子 and let's find a date where this would have happened.
兒童勇氣獎那天...他會求婚嗎 The Children of Courage Awards... Would he have proposed then?
不行 那些小朋友有禿頭症 No, no, uh-uh. That's kids with alopecia,
他們媽媽就是個神經...各種怪異 their mothers are on crack... that's a complete freak show.
好吧 啊 兩個月前 你和Ted去看冰球賽 還共進晚餐了 Okay. Ah. Two months ago, you and Ted went to an ice hockey game and had dinner
完美 就這個 感謝你 Perfect. Yes. Okay? Thank you very much.
Sue Sue Sue 總統打了電話沒 Sue, Sue, Sue, did the president call?
- 沒 - 沒 好吧 - No. - No. Yeah, okay. Right.
A和弦和E和弦是基本 The "as" and the "es" are like your basics.
彈藍調什麽的都要用的 That's like the roots of blues and stuff.
不過如果你...傾向于瘋克樂什麽的 (黑人爵士樂) But if you really... if you get into some of the funkier stuff,
就得...看 找小七 that's the... see, it's the sevenths.
第七小調會給出一種... It's the minor sevenths that give it that...
秋天的感覺...憂郁的感覺 sort of that autumn... that sort of gloom to it.
我很愛的 I just love that.
有點陰晴不定 有點催眠 但是我喜歡 It's kind of moody, sort of sleepy, but I like it.
這個...這個可以配合... 等你們長大了就知道了 It's... it does well with the... You'll figure that out when you get older.
那... So it's...
- 你們覺得好玩嗎 - 不好玩 - You having fun? - No.
聽到沒 不好玩 你真不好玩 Hear that? No fun. You are no fun.
- 副總統到了哦 - 耶 - The vice president is here. - Yay!
- Leon West在這兒 - 噢 太好了 - Leon West is here. - Oh, great.
萬事俱備 只欠我爸媽登上Skype了 (網絡語音溝通工具) Now all we need are my parents on Skype.
- 你買了驗孕棒沒 - 買了一只 Gary會帶更多過來 Do you have the tests? I have one. Gary's coming with more.
我們要驗得越多次越好 We're gonna have more tests than you have pee.
你告訴Gary了? You told Gary?
- 噢 你好 - 這樣才能讓他買驗孕棒啊 - Oh, hello! - So he could get the tests.
好 真相只有一個 讓Gary來做測試 Okay, we'll found out. I'll just have Gary do the tests.
- 那有效果嗎 - 不 不是說用他的尿 Amy - How will that work? - No, not with his pee, Amy.
- 嗨 - 等等 - Hi! - Wait a second.
所以...女士...你才是懷孕那個? So... so, ma'am... so you're the one who's pregnant?
- 我是可能懷孕 - 所以我們會有場婚禮要辦咯 - I might be pregnant. - So we're looking at a wedding.
或者自殺 我還沒決定選哪個 Or a suicide. I haven't decided which.
看看這些小朋友多可愛 Look at these fantastic children!
- 副總統女士 - 你好 對不起我遲到了 - Madam Vice President. - Hello. I'm so sorry I'm late.
- 真的很抱歉 - 很高興見到你 I have never meant those words more. It's a pleasure to meet you.
孩子們准備好了 正在等你 The children are waiting and ready for you.
可以的話 我想去下洗手間 很快 You know, I need to use the ladies' room very briefly, if I may.
當然 廁所在那邊 Of course. The staff restroom is right there.
太好了 我還有點口渴 所以我在想... Fantastic. I'm also parched and I'm wondering if I might...
- 能不能喝杯水 - 當然了 - Can I have a cup of water? - Of course.
- 紙杯子是最好的 - 好 - Maybe in a paper cup? - Yeah.
- 我們只有這種 給 - 噢 這是個... - This is all we have. Here. - Oh! Well, this is...
- 這是個塑料的... - 應該沒關系 - Okay, it's in a plastic, clear... - It should be fine.
- 沒關系哦 - 沒關系 - It'll be fine. - It'll be fine.
謝謝 Thank you.
別拍了 Okay, cool it.
噢 我的天 Oh, good lord.
你怎麽想的 她真懷孕了? So what do you think? Is she really pregnant?
我怎麽知道 How should I know?
- 你是女人啊 - 什麽 - You're a woman. - What?
你覺得當女人就可以連 You think that as a woman I might sense some disturbance
別人子宮裏的情況都感應了 in the fuckin' "lady matrix"?
- 嘿 Ken 還好吧 - 挺好的 - Hey, Ken. How's it going? - Good.
嘿 跟金莺隊照相的時候我沒在 Hey, I missed that photo with the Orioles.
你可以魔術般地把我P進去麽 Do you think you can kind of do your magic and photoshop me into it?
- 技術上是可以的 - 哦 真好 - Technically, yes. - Oh, okay.
道德上是不行的 我只提供事實 從不捏造 Ethically, no. I document. I don't invent.
你自己P Do it yourself.
好吧 你手好熱哦 Okay. You got hot hands.
嘿 她跟孩子們唱了歌沒 Hey, did she sing with the kids yet?
- 還沒 - 沒 - Not yet. - No.
太好了 她在哪呢 Awesome. Where is she?
- 廁所 - 這樣 - Bathroom. - Okay.
- 他媽的 Leon West也來了? - 對啊 我以爲你知道的 Holy shitballs. Leon West is here? Uh-huh. I thought you knew that.
這哥們就像鈣片...哪兒都有 The guy's like gay porn... He's everywhere.
我就找到三種驗孕棒 Okay, okay, they only had three types of pregnancy tests I could find.
嗨 Gary 沒關系 有這麽多了 Hi, Gary. Okay, that's okay. We have plenty.
- 她在廁所 - 我們幹嘛要現在搞這個 - She's in the bathroom. - Why are we doing this now?
因爲你說懷孕的事已經流傳出去了 Because you said that the pregnancy story is out there,
所以我們要現在確認啊 so we need to make sure right now.
- 嘿 Mike - 嗨 女士 - Hey, Mike. - Hi, ma'am.
我沒說你懷孕的事傳出去了 I never said the pregnancy story's out there.
你說了 就在電話裏說的 "媒體說她懷孕了" Yes. On the phone you said the press "is saying that she's pregnant. "
我說她討厭 我說Selina很討厭 I said she's repugnant. I said Selina's repugnant.
什麽 爲什麽我被討厭 What? Why am I repugnant?
Leon是因爲你炒了那特勤人員才說的 Leon said it in reference to you firing the secret service agent.
- 就是在背後笑那事? - 對 - The smile story? - Yeah.
- 這事爲什麽會傳出去呢 Mike - 我不知道 Why is that story out there now, Mike? I don't know.
對 我不知道 Yeah, "I don't know. "
- 真的假的 - 女士 我們真要討論這個... Really? Ma'am, if we just table this...
也得先把孩子們的事給解決了 I think we should just knock off the kid thing.
- 放低點 - 我們先搞定這個 - Lower that. - We need to get this over with.
我們准備好了 要見孩子了好興奮的 You know, I think we're ready. Very excited for the kids.
- 給 你來做測試 - 噢 - Here, can you test this? - Oh!
嗨 噢 Leon Hi! Oh, Leon!
此時此刻能跟你握手真開心 So pleased to be shaking your hand right at this moment.
- 見到你也很開心 = - 真開心 - It's wonderful to see you, too. - Just delighted.
你見過Ken沒 Ken 我們上 Have you met Ken? Ken, let's get moving.
這邊走 Right this way.
對不起 我遲到了一點 Well, I'm so sorry I was a little bit late,
不過我要跟一群無聊的大人打交道 but I had to hang out with a bunch of boring grown-ups.
Saunders夫人 Mrs. Saunders,
我聽說孩子們 I understand that the boys and girls
准備了一首歌 have a song that they wanna sing.
好 小朋友們 數四聲唱 Okay, kids. Now, after four.
知道嗎 1 2 3 4 All right? One, two, three, four.
嘿 老爸 等著看照片吧 Hey, dad. Just wait until you see the photo.
超棒的 It's awesome.
沒錯 我就是幹了爺們的活 You're right, I do do a proper man's job.I do
噢 天呐 Oh, God.
您真的懷了個孕呢 - You're very, very pregnant.
噢 哇 唱得太好了 是不是很好? Oh, wow! That was marvelous. Wasn't that great?
- 今天真有趣 謝謝... - 是不是很好? - Fun day. Thank you so... - Wasn't it great?
對 真是好歌 Yes, what a good song.
- 我們要趕下一個議程了 - 噢 太不湊巧了 We're gonna have to go on to the next thing. - Oh, darn it.
我們要走了 真遺憾 我想一整天都在這兒 I know. We have to leave. What a shame. I wish I could be here all day.
- 做得好 - 好了 做得好 - Good job. - Okay, good job.
太棒了 各位拜拜 Wonderful. Bye-bye, everybody.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye! - Bye.
拜拜 以後見 Bye-bye. See you later.
不要碰我 Don't touch.
就這樣? 孩子們 什麽感覺? That's it? How about that, kids?
等了一天呢 Waited all day for that.