1 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,325 Good evening, fellow creatures. 2 00:00:30,302 --> 00:00:35,001 I've been working as an aeronautical engineer. 3 00:00:35,646 --> 00:00:38,615 I'm developing safety devices. 4 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,978 Well, it was better than the last time. 5 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:55,124 For a moment, I thought I was out of a job. 6 00:00:55,354 --> 00:00:58,721 Tonight's drama is called "The Right Price. " 7 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:02,065 For those purists who like to see the connection 8 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:05,036 between my part of the program and the story, 9 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,263 here it is. 10 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:44,242 $705 is my share of the net. 11 00:01:46,515 --> 00:01:49,313 Did you hear? $705 for me. 12 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:51,811 $505. 13 00:01:52,434 --> 00:01:54,026 My figures are correct. 14 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:56,729 I suppose you think I'm trying to cheat you out of $200. 15 00:01:56,688 --> 00:01:57,746 I wouldn't put it past you. 16 00:01:57,777 --> 00:01:59,404 Let me see that! 17 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:04,026 You've got a seven instead of a three in the second column! 18 00:02:05,968 --> 00:02:10,837 Seven instead of three. Oh, you're a real lightning calculator, you are! 19 00:02:10,703 --> 00:02:13,035 I was out of my mind to become your partner! 20 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:15,497 You wanted to buy in, I accepted. Business is business. 21 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:18,166 And you've robbed me blind since the first day! 22 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,855 Say that in front of a witness and I'll haul you into court for slander! 23 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:23,213 Get your friends, if you have any, and I'll tell them! 24 00:02:23,181 --> 00:02:25,240 Anytime you want to dissolve the partnership... 25 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:29,255 Oh, sure! Now that we're finally showing a profit at last, thanks to me. 26 00:02:29,164 --> 00:02:33,396 Thanks to you, my foot! When I think of that $1000 you loaned me... 27 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,349 When nobody else would! 28 00:02:34,378 --> 00:02:36,972 ...at 10% interest. Not even a loan shark would make me 29 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,736 pay through the nose the way you did! 30 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:41,028 Every company in town slammed the door in your face. 31 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:43,663 You came to me. You begged and touched my heart. 32 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,923 Heart! You mean that adding machine under your ribs? 33 00:02:45,897 --> 00:02:48,525 Oh, shut up! I'm too tired to argue. 34 00:02:50,184 --> 00:02:51,811 I'm going to bed. 35 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:04,422 You and your success! And I believed you when you proposed to me. 36 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,986 And I thought I was marrying a woman, instead of a Comptometer. 37 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,083 Lucky for you my first husband had a genius for business. 38 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:14,741 You mean lucky for him he had a genius for sitting by open windows, 39 00:03:14,692 --> 00:03:18,128 or he'd still be married to you instead of being dead. 40 00:03:18,596 --> 00:03:20,996 Turn off the light. I want to read. 41 00:03:28,194 --> 00:03:29,286 Fake! 44 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:45,046 Did you hear? Not one cent! 45 00:03:48,447 --> 00:03:50,312 Yes, dear. I heard you. 46 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,899 Not a cent. 47 00:03:58,685 --> 00:04:00,516 Good night, Fort Knox. 48 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:21,325 Jocelyn? 49 00:04:27,384 --> 00:04:28,976 Jocelyn, wake up. 50 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:34,204 I think I hear somebody downstairs. 51 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:40,082 Jocelyn, wake up. 52 00:04:43,286 --> 00:04:44,310 Jocelyn. 53 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:24,415 Move an inch and boom. 54 00:06:25,701 --> 00:06:27,430 Take a seat, pal. 55 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,555 What? 56 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:30,930 Go ahead, take a seat. 57 00:06:32,037 --> 00:06:34,562 I don't feel like sitting down at the moment, if you don't mind. 58 00:06:34,532 --> 00:06:35,590 Oh, that's all right. I'm easy. 59 00:06:36,484 --> 00:06:38,850 Can't you steal what you want and get out of here? 60 00:06:39,203 --> 00:06:40,795 Oh, I'm in no hurry, pal. 61 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:45,672 Well, I'm cold and I'm sleepy. Go ahead, rob me and get out. 62 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,404 First, I want to ask you some questions. 63 00:06:48,386 --> 00:06:49,512 What questions? 64 00:06:49,537 --> 00:06:51,198 You're a businessman, ain't you? 65 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,294 I most certainly am. 66 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:54,612 Then you know how important it is to do things workmanlike. 67 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:56,652 For instance, where do you keep the sterling silver? 68 00:06:57,409 --> 00:06:58,535 In the dining room. 69 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,213 Lead the way, pal. 70 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:31,342 Junk. Anything else? 71 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:33,038 Over here. 72 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:44,609 Ah. Too heavy. 73 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:46,157 Can't you take what you want and go? 74 00:07:46,168 --> 00:07:49,069 I'll get it later. Let's you and I sit down. 75 00:07:49,016 --> 00:07:51,007 You're certainly a great one for sitting down. 76 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,934 Well, my feet hurt. I do a lot of traveling, you know. 77 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,150 Hey, you don't seem upset, me robbing you. 78 00:07:55,127 --> 00:07:56,116 We're insured. 79 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:59,450 Oh. Well, that makes it nice for all of us. 80 00:07:59,383 --> 00:08:02,477 Can't talk business on these chairs. How do you eat off of them? They're so hard. 81 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:04,322 I keep telling my wife that. 82 00:08:05,238 --> 00:08:09,368 Hey, let's you and me go in the living room, light a light and have a little chat. 83 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:10,896 I don't feel like a chat. 84 00:08:10,901 --> 00:08:13,802 Lead the way, pal, if you don't want to get hurt. 85 00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:16,274 You give a lot of orders, don't you? 86 00:08:23,954 --> 00:08:25,683 Now, light the lamp. 87 00:08:31,697 --> 00:08:33,756 Ah! Glad to make your acquaintance, Mr.? 88 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:36,145 Mort Bonner. I'm in women's apparel. Who are you? 89 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,765 Just call me the Cat. 90 00:08:37,776 --> 00:08:41,712 I read that once in a story. "Call me the Cat," the handsome burglar said. 91 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:44,803 What do you want to talk about? 92 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,044 A deal. 93 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:47,918 What kind? 94 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:50,714 A good deal for you, a good deal for me. 95 00:08:50,671 --> 00:08:54,869 I'm never opposed to a deal, if it's fair. 96 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:58,278 Well, all you have to do is help me with a good haul here, 97 00:08:58,221 --> 00:09:00,018 and we collect a bundle from the insurance company. 98 00:09:01,388 --> 00:09:02,753 You're a businessman, ain't you? 99 00:09:02,764 --> 00:09:03,958 Highly successful. 100 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,039 Well, then we can do business like it's done all the time. 101 00:09:06,443 --> 00:09:08,638 Honestly? No. Not honestly. 102 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:11,986 I robbed a guy's house one night in Flushing, a real show place, 103 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:14,748 and he reported $5000 more than I heisted. 104 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,002 Did he collect? 105 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,299 100% successful for both parties concerned. 106 00:09:25,609 --> 00:09:28,942 Hello? Who? Oh, Mrs. Robinson. 107 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:34,441 No, there's nothing wrong. I just couldn't sleep, one of those nights. Insomnia. 108 00:09:35,527 --> 00:09:39,861 Well, thank you very much. Good night. 109 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,848 One of the neighbors saw the lights, got worried. 110 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,339 We don't usually stay up this late. 111 00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:47,647 Hey, you got any smokes around? 112 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,588 The finest. 113 00:09:57,508 --> 00:09:59,601 If you'd like a snack, we had roast beef for dinner. 114 00:09:59,587 --> 00:10:03,250 Never eat this late at night. Bad for the digestion. 115 00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:05,036 Well, that's sensible. 116 00:10:11,554 --> 00:10:13,181 You said a deal? 117 00:10:13,761 --> 00:10:16,662 Yeah. Take if off your income tax. 118 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,022 Robbery. 119 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,191 Say, is this worth anything? 120 00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:28,439 No, wedding present. Hideous. 121 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,179 Is this real crystal? 122 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:32,367 I wish it was, it's just glass. 123 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,250 My cousin Selma gave that to us. 124 00:10:34,238 --> 00:10:38,197 What have you got of value? I don't want to drag a lot of junk out of here. 125 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,373 The fencers ain't what they used to be. 126 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,147 Hey, you help me out, I'll help you out. 127 00:10:43,836 --> 00:10:45,633 Is it a deal? 128 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,118 Well, generally speaking, yes. 129 00:10:47,131 --> 00:10:49,861 But until we discuss specifics, 130 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:51,514 it depends on what merchandise you take 131 00:10:51,515 --> 00:10:54,848 and how I can legitimately chalk it up as loss. 132 00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:57,144 You were right about the spoons and stuff. 133 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,638 Junk. Yeah. 134 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:03,746 We got that bunch of silver 15 years ago as a wedding gift from her family. Terrible. 135 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:09,196 Sure is. Same thing happens to me. You take my wife's sister, Bessie. She's... 136 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,275 Say, have you got any cash in the house? 137 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:12,936 $50, at the most. 138 00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:14,316 Peanuts. 139 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:15,692 My wife's fur coat. 140 00:11:15,703 --> 00:11:16,727 Mink? 141 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,817 Cost $4000. 142 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:18,835 Now, we're getting somewhere. 143 00:11:19,318 --> 00:11:21,377 No, she put it in storage last week. 144 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:24,860 What about jewelry? 145 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:29,413 No, she doesn't like good stuff, just the flashy cheap kind that has no value. 146 00:11:29,301 --> 00:11:31,064 How did you even marry somebody like her? 147 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:33,672 We all make mistakes. 148 00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:36,118 Mort? Mort! 149 00:11:37,332 --> 00:11:38,390 Yes, dear? 150 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,969 Who are you talking to at this hour? 151 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:43,415 Nobody. Nobody at all. 152 00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:45,625 Well, you woke me up! 153 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:49,750 I put on the radio, late news. 154 00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,648 What are you doing? Doing? 155 00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:56,337 I was hungry. 156 00:11:56,369 --> 00:12:00,271 Well, don't eat all the roast beef. I want it for hash tomorrow. 157 00:12:00,624 --> 00:12:01,716 Go back to sleep. 158 00:12:01,743 --> 00:12:04,473 And don't make a pig of yourself! 159 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,899 Go back to sleep, I'll be right up. 160 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,292 Now, let's get back to business. 161 00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:16,600 Wait a minute. I want to make sure she's gone back to bed. 162 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:27,179 How am I going to make a deal with you when all you got is junk? 163 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:31,016 Let me think. The only money we have is in the checking account. 164 00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:31,981 No good. 165 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,170 I wouldn't stop payment. 166 00:12:33,195 --> 00:12:35,129 If you was me, would you take a check? 167 00:12:35,114 --> 00:12:36,547 Not without proper identification. 168 00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:38,021 Then I guess there's no deal, huh? 169 00:12:43,976 --> 00:12:45,466 Wait a minute. 170 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:49,991 How about a check that would have to be good? 171 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,336 What do you mean? 172 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,927 Suppose I arranged it so it would be impossible for me 173 00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:56,261 to stop the check without getting myself in a real jam? 174 00:12:57,478 --> 00:13:00,106 How? Give me the proposition. 175 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,897 You may not be interested, of course. 176 00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,836 I'd need a real pro. 177 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,280 Oh, I've done more than second-story your house. 178 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:10,229 I've been breaking and entering since I was a juvenile. 179 00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:12,646 Got four counts against me, did a year at Leavenworth. 180 00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:16,062 I need somebody with more scope. 181 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:17,912 Well, I've done a lot of things. 182 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,254 What kind of things? 183 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:22,998 Worked the numbers in Jersey. Pulled a couple of heists on the Parkway. 184 00:13:22,915 --> 00:13:25,349 I was thinking of someone who carries a gun. 185 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:28,146 What does this look like, a fountain pen? 186 00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:30,023 I'd want it used. 187 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:34,288 Oh! You mean? Oh, well, I don't like to brag, 188 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:36,439 but there's a few unsolved jobs in the Middle West. 189 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,112 Yeah, I put a couple of guys away in my lifetime. 190 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:40,539 Then, we've got us a deal. 191 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,822 Who do you want me to kill? 192 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:57,270 I assure you, if there were any other way 193 00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,268 of getting my wife to behave like a human being, 194 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,252 I wouldn't be suggesting such an extreme method. 195 00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,365 No one knows better than me how stubborn a woman can be. 196 00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:07,388 Do you? 197 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:12,289 As a matter of fact, I can honestly say I never could understand a woman. 198 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,554 They can be puzzling. 199 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,963 For instance, look at us now, warm and cozy. 200 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,326 And this night snack, this roast beef just hits the spot. 201 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,547 Will you have another sandwich? 202 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,052 No, thank you. That's what I mean. 203 00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:26,994 You know, my wife would never fix me so much as a toasted cheese sandwich 204 00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:30,372 after I'd get back from a long job. Stubborn and ungrateful, she was. 205 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,710 I didn't ask her for much, just a toasted cheese sandwich. 206 00:14:34,647 --> 00:14:37,377 But not her. "Make it yourself" she'd say. 207 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,963 And me after a hard night's work, my feet hurting. 208 00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:44,083 Sometime I'd be real tired, you know, from climbing over walls. 209 00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:46,080 Sometime a dog would chase me. 210 00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:49,266 All I needed was a little bite to eat, you know, when I got home. 211 00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:50,729 But would she make me a snack? 212 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,037 Not a chance. 213 00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:53,917 How did you ever get into this line of work? 214 00:14:53,907 --> 00:14:55,932 I suppose I'm a nighthawk. 215 00:14:55,924 --> 00:14:58,518 There must be other ways of earning a living besides... 216 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,178 Other jobs get monotonous after a time, 217 00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:04,172 but with me, every locked door is an invitation to danger, 218 00:15:04,082 --> 00:15:06,107 every cop in the beat's an enemy. 219 00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:08,328 It's the line of work to keep a man feeling young. 220 00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,739 One night I make just a few bucks, 221 00:15:10,705 --> 00:15:14,368 the next night, I might latch on to a diamond ring worth a fortune. 222 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,986 It's the uncertainty of being a burglar that makes the job worthwhile. 223 00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:20,600 I didn't mean to talk too much about myself. 224 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,118 Well, are you going to accept my offer? 225 00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:23,946 I never knocked off a dame. 226 00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:26,112 Don't mix sentimentality with business. 227 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:27,254 Women ain't my specialty. 228 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,103 I assure you there's no difference in technique 229 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,070 between killing a man and a woman. 230 00:15:31,054 --> 00:15:32,385 Give me a minute to think it over. 231 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,593 How long do you need? You've already had a beer and a sandwich 232 00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:36,541 since I first made you the proposition. 233 00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:37,924 We'll say for a moment that I agree. 234 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,805 The bedroom's upstairs, first door to the left. 235 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,040 She's not a very heavy sleeper from the way she yelled down. 236 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,344 We were talking too loud. By now, she's fast asleep. 237 00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:49,614 It would be easy to walk in and point a gun and boom. 238 00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:53,228 Please, would you like someone to tell you how to run your business? 239 00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:55,756 Shh! I'm sorry. 240 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,657 A gun is too risky, firin' a shot. 241 00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:01,969 Besides, I never take a chance on a small job of robbery. 242 00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,660 How would you do it? 243 00:16:04,232 --> 00:16:09,033 Well, I tried strangling once. That's a gamble. 244 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,531 I'll take your word for it. 245 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:14,028 And knives are too messy. How about a pillow? 246 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,722 She sleeps on a goose down pillow. 247 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:19,008 Good. You don't get a lot of yelling and screaming. 248 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:23,410 Fine. Then you hit me over the head, take a few things for whatever they're worth. 249 00:16:23,302 --> 00:16:24,792 Yeah, but you haven't set a price yet. 250 00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:26,432 Make me an offer. 251 00:16:26,437 --> 00:16:28,166 No. It's your wife. 252 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,137 Just a second. 253 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,435 How about $1000? 254 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:41,222 Are you kidding? I can't afford any more. 255 00:16:41,218 --> 00:16:42,310 That's an insult. 256 00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,203 All right, I'll get somebody else at my price. 257 00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:46,628 He'll botch it up. Messy. 258 00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:48,676 Make it $2000. 259 00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:52,004 After all, I'm making it easy for you. I deserve some kind of discount. 260 00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:54,030 Oh, well, if you're looking for a basement bargain. 261 00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,746 What's your price? Five grand. 262 00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,337 You can't be serious! 263 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,606 I gotta live, too. 264 00:16:58,624 --> 00:17:02,754 Have you bought food lately? Inflation, world situation's shaky, and taxes... 265 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,781 You know what I paid last year in taxes? 266 00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:04,831 You pay taxes? 267 00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:06,854 Sure. You think I want Washington on my neck? 268 00:17:06,846 --> 00:17:08,507 $3500. Take it or leave it. I'll take it. 269 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:09,670 It's a deal. 270 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:13,407 Stay where you are. Put that gun away. 271 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:22,600 Why, hello, Joe. 272 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,087 Oh, I saw a light and wondered, 273 00:17:24,092 --> 00:17:25,582 you and your missus don't usually stay up this late... 274 00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:29,498 A business friend of mine is discussing a deal with me. A very big deal. 275 00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:34,032 Oh! I guess time isn't important when you come to discussing high finances. 276 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,576 Sometimes, we don't reach a decision for hours. 277 00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:39,597 You know, lately I've been wishing I had been a businessman instead of a cop. 278 00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:41,843 Hey, you don't know the worries, the headaches. 279 00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:45,844 Well, I'd be willing to have them, and be sure of a nice fat bank book. 280 00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:48,220 You know what I've got to show for walking that beat out there? 281 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:49,651 One uniform and a gold watch. 282 00:17:49,656 --> 00:17:53,148 But, Joe, what would men like me do without men like you to protect us? 283 00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:55,013 Oh, I just... Look, Joe, any other time 284 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:56,432 I'd be very happy to talk to you. 285 00:17:56,438 --> 00:17:58,065 Oh, I'm sorry I butted in. 286 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,867 No, you were just doing your duty. 287 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,728 You know, there's been a lot of burglaries around the neighborhood lately. 288 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:03,667 Uh-huh? 289 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,362 But, don't worry. I'll catch him. 290 00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:07,856 He'd have to be pretty smart to get away from you, Joe. 291 00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,626 Well thanks, Mr. Bonner. 292 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,451 Well, I guess I better be going. 293 00:18:11,444 --> 00:18:15,141 And I'll be stopping by the precinct to tell the captain what a fine job you're doing. 294 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,893 Well thanks a lot. Well, good night. 295 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,242 Good night. 296 00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:22,202 Oh, how's the wife? 297 00:18:22,995 --> 00:18:24,587 As usual. 298 00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,619 Well, that's fine. I hope her health continues. 299 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,202 Thanks. Good night, Joe. 300 00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:29,836 Good night, sir. 301 00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:37,319 I'm glad he called, it will make me look even more innocent. 302 00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,324 Ready? 303 00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:39,944 Coming with me? 304 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,045 Better not. I'll wait down here. 305 00:18:42,031 --> 00:18:43,157 Okay. 306 00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:54,178 Good luck. 307 00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:51,802 What's happened? 308 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,894 It's done. It was easy. 309 00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:56,139 Are you sure? 310 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:57,849 Look for yourself. 311 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,853 Jocelyn? 312 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,806 It's done, ma'am. 313 00:21:32,564 --> 00:21:35,158 The cheapskate, offering you only $3500. 314 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:37,318 I'm sure glad you and I talked about this first. 315 00:21:37,299 --> 00:21:38,527 So am I. 316 00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:45,680 Make it out to cash, $5000. 317 00:21:57,903 --> 00:22:01,031 I think the lesson that story teaches is, 318 00:22:00,975 --> 00:22:06,607 if you want a job done properly, do it yourself. 319 00:22:06,446 --> 00:22:09,813 Naturally, Jocelyn and the burglar were caught. 320 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:12,609 Personally, I don't see anything shocking 321 00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:15,424 about a person being paid to commit murder. 322 00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:17,844 I do it every week. 323 00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:21,360 But now, I must do some more experimenting, 324 00:22:21,242 --> 00:22:24,125 which will take exactly, I think, one minute. 325 00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:42,080 Persons less tolerant than I, 326 00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:46,791 might refer to that commercial as a hard sell. 327 00:22:46,663 --> 00:22:52,192 However, the sell I think of in connection with that is a padded one. 328 00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:57,966 I believe I have at last designed 329 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,923 the perfect flying machine. 330 00:23:03,237 --> 00:23:07,037 As you see, it has its production problems. 331 00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:09,179 It still has some bugs in it, 332 00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:13,456 and the workers on our assembly line are going to look rather odd 333 00:23:13,347 --> 00:23:17,147 sitting on all those eggs, but I'm optimistic. 334 00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:20,688 Now, I wish to thank all of you for your indulgence. 335 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:25,638 Next week, I shall be back with more of the same. Until then, good night.