1 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:02,026 No! The audition for "Chicago"! 2 00:00:02,027 --> 00:00:03,362 10:00 sharp.! 3 00:00:03,397 --> 00:00:06,299 - I can't believe it. - I'm finally gonna get to really dance again. 4 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:08,267 No. She's not right. 5 00:00:08,302 --> 00:00:10,369 - Marry me. - Oh, Hubbell. No. 6 00:00:10,404 --> 00:00:12,705 I live in this beautiful town called Paradise. 7 00:00:12,739 --> 00:00:13,739 It's right on the coast. 8 00:00:13,774 --> 00:00:15,575 - Mom. - Yes. Mom. 9 00:00:15,609 --> 00:00:17,476 Wait, you live with your mother like a serial killer? 10 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:18,711 I know exactly what you want. 11 00:00:18,745 --> 00:00:20,646 You want to live an unexpected life. 12 00:00:20,681 --> 00:00:23,549 - And I intend to give you exactly that. - Wow. 13 00:00:23,584 --> 00:00:26,619 This won't last. She's a Vegas girl. Hubbell will bore her. 14 00:00:26,653 --> 00:00:28,454 She has a dance studio in the back. 15 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:30,456 Her whole life is here. You didn't tell me any of that. 16 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,292 - So we heard you're a dancer. - I trained at A.B.T. 17 00:00:33,327 --> 00:00:35,528 - Do you love him? - I think I could fall in love with him. 18 00:00:35,562 --> 00:00:37,530 - Truly, what's the matter? - Hubbell. 19 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:39,432 We went driving 20 00:00:39,466 --> 00:00:40,700 looking for the two of you. 21 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:42,768 It just came out of nowhere. 22 00:00:42,803 --> 00:00:44,337 I'm so sorry. 23 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:59,145 Bunheads 1x02 - For Fanny Original air date June 18, 2012 24 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:03,670 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com 25 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:05,244 I don't know. 26 00:03:05,278 --> 00:03:07,346 Either path is fraught with peril. 27 00:03:07,381 --> 00:03:09,215 I know that if I ask for a car 28 00:03:09,249 --> 00:03:10,583 for my birthday, I'll get it. 29 00:03:10,617 --> 00:03:12,284 - How do you know? - I know. 30 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,353 I walked in on a really weird fight they were having 31 00:03:14,388 --> 00:03:16,589 involving the guy who did our landscaping and a fondue pot. 32 00:03:16,623 --> 00:03:18,357 - Weird. - So weird. 33 00:03:18,392 --> 00:03:20,593 Anyhow, the minute they saw me they totally clammed up. 34 00:03:20,627 --> 00:03:22,328 Which translates to busted, 35 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:23,496 which translates to guilt, 36 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,398 which translates to Beamer. 37 00:03:25,432 --> 00:03:26,699 However, I know that if I ask them 38 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:28,601 for the car and then I receive said car 39 00:03:28,635 --> 00:03:30,436 I'm then indebted to them for the car, 40 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:32,238 which means the next time one of them asks, 41 00:03:32,272 --> 00:03:34,240 "does this outfit make me look fat"? 44 00:03:37,611 --> 00:03:39,412 Are you even listening to me? 45 00:03:39,446 --> 00:03:41,247 Car, birthday, fondue pot, 46 00:03:41,281 --> 00:03:42,415 am I fat, quandary. 47 00:03:42,449 --> 00:03:44,283 - What are you doing? - Reading the paper. 48 00:03:44,317 --> 00:03:46,318 - Who does that? - I'm going to see my grandpa tonight 49 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:47,620 and he likes me to read the paper to him. 50 00:03:47,654 --> 00:03:49,255 So read it to him then. 51 00:03:49,289 --> 00:03:51,257 I always pre-read it 52 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:52,591 and circle the articles I think he'll like 53 00:03:52,626 --> 00:03:55,428 because time is an issue at his age and he gets really upset 54 00:03:55,462 --> 00:03:57,530 if he falls asleep before I get to Gail Collins. 55 00:03:57,564 --> 00:03:59,532 The class is out there, ladies. 56 00:03:59,566 --> 00:04:00,666 From our ballet teacher. 57 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,668 Anything involving bats, helmets, rackets, 58 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:05,304 goal lines, shin guards, personal fouls or high fives 59 00:04:05,338 --> 00:04:07,540 could cause injury and jeopardize our dance careers. 60 00:04:07,574 --> 00:04:10,576 - Basically anything that happens out there is out. - Plus I have cramps. 61 00:04:12,279 --> 00:04:13,345 Why don't you just use an iPad? 62 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:15,414 Tried to. He couldn't grasp the concept of it. 63 00:04:15,449 --> 00:04:18,217 He just got angry and thought I was making everything up. 64 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:19,452 Ugh, the old. 65 00:04:19,486 --> 00:04:21,253 Promise you'll put a pillow over my face 66 00:04:21,288 --> 00:04:22,488 - when I turn 60? - Will do. 67 00:04:22,522 --> 00:04:24,156 - Did you hear? - Hear what? 68 00:04:24,191 --> 00:04:26,325 Ginny Thompson! Oh, jeez. 69 00:04:26,359 --> 00:04:27,593 - The announcement. - Oh, you mean the one 70 00:04:27,627 --> 00:04:29,595 that went "blarsh ment hucckles flaus ushconment"? 71 00:04:29,629 --> 00:04:31,363 - Yes, that's the one. - Then yes, we heard it. 72 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:32,498 Want to know what it said? 73 00:04:32,532 --> 00:04:34,233 Something to do with pink slime? 74 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:36,335 Hubbell was in a car accident last night. 75 00:04:36,369 --> 00:04:37,636 - Madame Fanny's Hubbell? - Yep. 76 00:04:37,671 --> 00:04:39,305 - Bad? - Yep. 77 00:04:39,339 --> 00:04:41,440 - And? - And... he's... 78 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:45,244 What, he's what? 79 00:04:45,278 --> 00:04:47,246 - You know. - I don't know. 80 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:51,550 - I don't know what that look means. - Melanie! 81 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:55,588 - I don't know what that look means either. - Think. 82 00:04:55,622 --> 00:04:58,190 Focus. Follow the information 83 00:04:58,225 --> 00:04:59,558 to its obvious conclusion. 84 00:04:59,593 --> 00:05:02,394 Hubbell, accident, two weird looks? 85 00:05:04,531 --> 00:05:07,366 Oh. 86 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,301 Wow. 87 00:05:11,238 --> 00:05:12,238 Wow. 88 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:25,551 - I need a tent. - You... 89 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:28,354 I've called three different tent companies, but they're not open yet. 90 00:05:28,388 --> 00:05:30,489 You'd think there'd be one 24-hour tent company 91 00:05:30,524 --> 00:05:32,525 somewhere in the world if for no other reason, 92 00:05:32,559 --> 00:05:34,193 just for novelty's sake. 93 00:05:34,227 --> 00:05:35,394 What do you need a tent for? 94 00:05:35,428 --> 00:05:37,263 For the memorial. 95 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:38,264 The... 96 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:39,498 I don't do funerals. 97 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:41,600 There's no celebration, no ode to life. 98 00:05:41,635 --> 00:05:44,170 Life is everything. And life goes on, you know. 99 00:05:44,204 --> 00:05:46,272 Buddhists believe that everyone comes back. 100 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,607 Doesn't that feat alone deserve a really great party? 101 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,309 Of course it does. 102 00:05:50,343 --> 00:05:53,212 It's going to be a traditional Buddhist ceremony. 103 00:05:53,246 --> 00:05:54,647 Dignified, spiritual, 104 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:55,648 not sappy. 105 00:05:55,682 --> 00:05:58,250 We'll need candles and incense, 106 00:05:58,285 --> 00:06:00,486 and a beautiful Book for people to write their thoughts in. 107 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,388 I think it's going to rain tomorrow, 108 00:06:02,422 --> 00:06:03,589 so I'll have to have it on Sunday, 109 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:06,192 though I wonder if there's a religious conflict 110 00:06:06,226 --> 00:06:07,393 in having it on a Sunday. Oh well. 111 00:06:07,427 --> 00:06:09,161 Jesus will just have to share. 112 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:10,462 Well, he's put up with worse, so. 113 00:06:10,497 --> 00:06:12,364 Of course we could do Monday in a pinch. 114 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:13,532 - Monday? - Do you want coffee? 115 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,401 - I... - People are going to bring food. 116 00:06:15,435 --> 00:06:18,404 Casseroles, lasagna, ham. 117 00:06:18,438 --> 00:06:20,239 Someone always brings a ham. 118 00:06:20,273 --> 00:06:21,473 What they should really bring 119 00:06:21,508 --> 00:06:23,175 is some valium and a shrink. 120 00:06:24,211 --> 00:06:25,244 Gallows humor. 121 00:06:25,278 --> 00:06:26,278 We need flowers, 122 00:06:26,313 --> 00:06:27,346 tons of flowers, 123 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:30,416 roses, tulips, pansies, violets. 124 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:31,450 Oh! 125 00:06:31,484 --> 00:06:33,586 Lilies! Lilies everywhere! 126 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,455 Is it lily season here? Well, it's lily season somewhere. 127 00:06:36,489 --> 00:06:38,490 I need to make a list of guests, 128 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:40,259 and we need a band. 129 00:06:40,293 --> 00:06:42,361 Maybe Juliana can play something on the cello. 130 00:06:42,395 --> 00:06:44,263 I wonder if it's going to rain on Monday. 131 00:06:44,297 --> 00:06:46,298 She hates to play in the rain. 132 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,200 Plus, rain and a memorial 133 00:06:48,235 --> 00:06:49,468 is such a cliched combination. 134 00:06:49,502 --> 00:06:51,437 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 135 00:06:51,471 --> 00:06:53,339 - Tin foil! - Aah! 136 00:06:53,373 --> 00:06:55,441 I need tin foil and toilet paper. 137 00:06:55,475 --> 00:06:57,543 Oh God. All those people, 138 00:06:57,577 --> 00:06:59,545 one guest bathroom. 139 00:06:59,579 --> 00:07:01,347 Don't think about it, Fanny. 140 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:03,282 Just lie back and think of England. 141 00:07:32,512 --> 00:07:34,246 I blame you. 142 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,416 Me too. 143 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:53,333 Senor Dawson... 144 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,200 - Sorry. -En espanol,senor Dawson. 145 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,867 Lo siento, senora Yockey. 146 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,768 Excuse me, miss Yockey? 147 00:08:09,802 --> 00:08:10,535 Yes? 148 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,936 En espanol, senora Yockey. 149 00:08:16,874 --> 00:08:18,675 What do you need? 150 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,543 I don't know if you've heard the tragic news, 151 00:08:20,577 --> 00:08:22,545 but the son of our beloved ballet teacher, 152 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:25,481 Fanny Flowers, was in a terrible car accident last night. 153 00:08:25,516 --> 00:08:27,483 I did hear. I'm so sorry. 154 00:08:27,518 --> 00:08:29,619 Madame Fanny's been like a surrogate mother to us. 155 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:30,720 All of us. 156 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:31,854 Especially Boo. 157 00:08:31,889 --> 00:08:33,756 I don't know if she's heard. 158 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:36,592 The P.A. system in this school is so sub-par. 159 00:08:36,627 --> 00:08:39,762 Public schools... sad. 160 00:08:39,797 --> 00:08:41,764 Anyhow, 161 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,500 I just think Boo would maybe take it a little better 162 00:08:44,535 --> 00:08:46,669 if her friends broke it to her first. 163 00:08:46,704 --> 00:08:47,670 If it's okay. 164 00:08:47,705 --> 00:08:48,905 Oh, of course. 165 00:08:48,939 --> 00:08:49,906 I understand. 166 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:52,442 Boo? 167 00:08:52,476 --> 00:08:53,443 Come here. 168 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:54,644 Bring your things. 169 00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:05,755 - Come on, Boo. - What's going on? 170 00:09:05,789 --> 00:09:07,557 Why are you doing that? 171 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:10,860 - Did you hear? - Hear what? 172 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:12,729 Hubbell was in a car accident last night 173 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:14,664 - and... - And he's what? 174 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:16,499 See, she doesn't get the look either. 175 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,601 He's... 176 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:19,802 Oh my God. He's dead? 177 00:09:19,837 --> 00:09:22,605 Oh, come on! I just gave you that exact same look. 178 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:23,606 This is terrible. 179 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,841 I know it is. So bad. 180 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:25,875 Let's go. 181 00:09:25,909 --> 00:09:27,443 - Where? - Bus stop. 182 00:09:27,478 --> 00:09:28,444 - What? - Shh. 183 00:09:28,479 --> 00:09:29,645 - Keep walking. - We can't. 184 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,514 "Vengeance Walking"'s at 12:00 and 2:30. 185 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,449 - We're going to a movie? - Everyone grieves 186 00:09:33,484 --> 00:09:34,684 in their own way. Head down, look sad. 187 00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:35,852 - Popcorn's on me. - I don't understand. 188 00:09:35,886 --> 00:09:37,487 I gave her the exact same look. 189 00:09:37,521 --> 00:09:39,522 You have other gifts. Go. 190 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:43,926 Well, I am planning a memorial service. 191 00:09:45,829 --> 00:09:47,563 For tomorrow, hopefully. 192 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:50,800 I understand that, but... 193 00:09:55,739 --> 00:09:57,874 is there any other color I can get it in? 194 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:02,779 Fine. Goodbye. Well, it's official. 195 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:05,615 The people in the tent-rental industry are very unpleasant. 196 00:10:05,649 --> 00:10:06,916 The only company 197 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:09,685 that can get me a tent to hold 100 people by Sunday 198 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,655 said all of their tents are white canvas. 199 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:13,856 White canvas. 200 00:10:13,891 --> 00:10:16,492 No one in the world wanted pink or blue? 201 00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:18,461 I asked them how much to dye a tent 202 00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:19,862 and they laughed at me. Like I'm Ellen. 203 00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:21,597 You have 100 people coming? 204 00:10:21,632 --> 00:10:23,566 More. I went over the invite list 205 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,568 and realized I forgot to invite the garden club. 206 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:26,903 Who do you know in the garden club? 207 00:10:26,937 --> 00:10:29,639 I'm inviting most of the town and they are in the town, 208 00:10:29,673 --> 00:10:31,874 so that brings the head count up by 20. 209 00:10:31,909 --> 00:10:34,510 Maybe I should forget a tent and think about a theater. 210 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:35,711 I'll put that on the possible list. 211 00:10:35,746 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh, here. I printed up a list 212 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:40,550 of Buddhist memorial traditions off the Internet. 213 00:10:40,584 --> 00:10:41,951 There are some chants you should learn. 214 00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,753 Ah. Finally a chance to use 215 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,488 my high school Tibetan. 216 00:10:45,522 --> 00:10:46,722 I remember years ago 217 00:10:46,757 --> 00:10:49,792 when the husband of a friend of mine died. 218 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,627 My entire wiccan group 219 00:10:51,662 --> 00:10:53,830 went down to the ocean at midnight, 220 00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:55,665 sang a song, 221 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:56,933 threw our clothes off, 222 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,701 joined hands 223 00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:01,737 and ran into the sea. 224 00:11:01,772 --> 00:11:04,774 It was really beautiful. 225 00:11:05,809 --> 00:11:07,476 There will be kids there. 226 00:11:07,511 --> 00:11:08,911 They can wear floaties. 227 00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:11,714 You were in a wiccan group? 228 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,649 Well, I was living in Vancouver. 229 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:15,551 I didn't ski, so. 230 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,587 Traditionally, everyone should wear 231 00:11:17,621 --> 00:11:19,589 white robes and headbands. 232 00:11:19,623 --> 00:11:20,823 We'll look like a cult. 233 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,458 Or a karate class. 234 00:11:22,492 --> 00:11:23,826 Maybe instead of headbands, 235 00:11:23,861 --> 00:11:25,595 everyone could wear a scarf? 236 00:11:25,629 --> 00:11:26,629 Or a cape. 237 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:27,663 I love capes. 238 00:11:27,698 --> 00:11:28,931 Who doesn't love a cape? 239 00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,600 Where are we gonna get all those capes? 240 00:11:30,634 --> 00:11:31,934 We can cut up that tent. 241 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:12,568 Boo! We're late! 242 00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:13,602 We're not that late. 243 00:13:13,637 --> 00:13:15,671 20 minutes. We are 20 minutes late. 244 00:13:15,706 --> 00:13:16,739 Ow! Side cramp. 245 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:17,740 Rock in shoe. 246 00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,475 Can't breathe. Breathing bad. 247 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,910 Slow down, you're killing your friends. 248 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:22,645 You don't want me to run to class, 249 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:23,846 next time tell me the real time. 250 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,615 - I did! - You said it was 2:00. It was not 2:00! 251 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:27,616 It looked like 2:00. 252 00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:28,784 Spots. Seeing spots. 253 00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:30,519 It had not been 2:00 for an hour! 254 00:13:30,554 --> 00:13:31,654 Oh, I think I'm gonna barf! 255 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:32,621 No you won't! 256 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,457 Not until we get inside. 257 00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:37,660 - She's not even here. - She's not?! 258 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:40,563 - I told you she wouldn't teach today. - The day is not over yet. 259 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:42,465 - Oh, brother. - We're going to hell. 260 00:13:42,499 --> 00:13:44,800 - All of us. - As long as I don't have to run there. 261 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:47,503 Madame Fanny's son dies and what do we do? 262 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:49,605 We watch Mark Wahlberg blow up France 263 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:51,607 - for two and a half hours. - It was a long movie. 264 00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:54,577 - Not my point, Melanie. - Calm down. 265 00:13:54,611 --> 00:13:57,546 What about a Mark Wahlberg movie says "sorry for your loss"? 266 00:13:57,581 --> 00:13:58,714 Nothing. We suck. 267 00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:01,384 You suck, you suck, you suck. 268 00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:02,551 I suck. We all suck. 269 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,819 But tell me how you really feel? 270 00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:06,789 - We suck and we're going to hell. - Wake up, Boo! 271 00:14:06,823 --> 00:14:08,491 We live in hell. 272 00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:10,593 The worst that can happen is we go to carpinteria. 273 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,728 I'm getting dressed over there. 274 00:14:12,763 --> 00:14:14,530 Do not follow me. 275 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:17,666 Boo. 276 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,636 Your dance space. 277 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:21,837 My dance space. 278 00:14:30,181 --> 00:14:31,815 Any word from madame Fanny? 279 00:14:31,861 --> 00:14:33,728 Nope. Nothing. 280 00:14:33,762 --> 00:14:34,996 She's not gonna teach today. 281 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,764 I wouldn't want to teach either. 282 00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:37,932 It's so weird, isn't it? 283 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,967 Yesterday he was here, 284 00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,635 and today he's not. 285 00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:42,871 Well, I heard they found his shoe 30 feet away. 286 00:14:42,905 --> 00:14:44,706 I heard they still haven't found his face. 287 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:45,807 Horrible. 288 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,875 We're horrible. 289 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,643 Everyone in this room is horrible. 290 00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,044 I heard they had just had sex right before 291 00:14:50,079 --> 00:14:52,647 he went out and... 292 00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:54,949 - Give it up, Mel. - Crap. 293 00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:57,819 I wonder if that was the first time they'd ever had sex. 294 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,888 I wonder if that was the first time he'd ever had sex. 295 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:02,590 - That's probably what killed him. - What are you talking about? 296 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,925 Okay, you're a virgin for 75 years 297 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,894 and then the first time you have sex, 298 00:15:05,928 --> 00:15:07,795 you do it with a Las Vegas showgirl? 299 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:08,997 He couldn't handle it. 300 00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:10,732 Dude drove right into a tree. 301 00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,033 If an asteroid hit this place right now, 302 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,935 we absolutely had it coming. 303 00:15:13,969 --> 00:15:16,070 When my grandmother died, her spirit haunted our car. 304 00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:17,705 - What? - Yep. 305 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,040 Suddenly, the day after the funeral, 306 00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:21,843 you couldn't start it is someone was sitting in the passenger seat. 307 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,646 - Grandma really liked her passenger seat. - What did you do? 308 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,081 - We sold the car. - You sold your grandmother? 309 00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:29,984 - And bought a ski-doo. - Lightning hit our pool three years ago. 310 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:31,853 - Who died? - No one. 311 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,656 We're talking death, Melanie. Stay on topic. 312 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,758 Not enough "Hail Mary"s in the world. 313 00:15:38,027 --> 00:15:40,061 I feel like we're missing something special. 314 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:41,696 Something with flair. 315 00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:44,832 Hello? 316 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,100 Yes. 317 00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:48,803 I'm looking to have cocktail napkins made 318 00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:50,772 with the Dalai Lama's face on them. 319 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,107 Does he ever not wear glasses? 320 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,044 Okay, she's acting crazy, right? 321 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,079 I don't know. Compared to what? 322 00:15:58,113 --> 00:15:59,781 Not you, honey. 323 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:01,950 Oh. Then maybe. 324 00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:03,885 She's in shock. She's in pain. 325 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,720 She hasn't talked about anything 326 00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:06,921 but planning this memorial 327 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:08,723 since the accident happened. 328 00:16:08,757 --> 00:16:10,658 When I picked her up from the police station 329 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,694 she was wondering if an evite was too informal. 330 00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:13,728 It's denial. 331 00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:14,963 The seven steps. 332 00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:16,764 Dalai Lama cocktail napkins. 333 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:19,801 You go through a lot of napkins at those things. 334 00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:22,070 Well, that's basically done. 335 00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:25,039 They just have to wire Tibet for permission to use his likeness. 336 00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:26,741 So where were we? 337 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:28,943 - Ah! Ice cream truck. - Hey. 338 00:16:28,978 --> 00:16:30,712 I just went out and got some bagels 339 00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:31,746 if anyone's hungry. 340 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,981 No one eats carbs anymore. 341 00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:34,682 Oh, okay. 342 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:35,783 Well, they're stale. 343 00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:38,753 If that helps at all. You know, all that chewing. 344 00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:40,121 Helps burn some extra calories. 345 00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:43,958 Is there anything I can do? 346 00:16:43,993 --> 00:16:44,993 Nope. 347 00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:51,132 So... 348 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,034 she's still here. 349 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,102 Wonder why. 350 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:57,005 - It just happened, Vi. - I know. 351 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,607 But she really didn't know him in the first place. 352 00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:00,908 There's nothing here for her now. 353 00:17:00,943 --> 00:17:03,678 She's awfully tall, isn't she? 354 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,813 - Was she ever a man? - Why would you say that? 355 00:17:05,848 --> 00:17:07,915 I don't know, I just think the town could use 356 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,617 a woman who used to be a man, 357 00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:10,885 to go with the republican 358 00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:13,621 and the Liza Minnelli impersonator. 359 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,858 Hello? 360 00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:19,093 Oh, it's the monk. 361 00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:21,062 Yes, your holiness. 362 00:17:21,096 --> 00:17:22,830 Thank you for calling me back. 363 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,070 - What are you doing? - Cleaning up. 364 00:17:29,104 --> 00:17:30,872 I'm cleaning up. Someone should clean up. 365 00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:32,006 I could clean up. 366 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,108 Well, there's no point now. It's almost done. 367 00:17:34,143 --> 00:17:36,077 - Is there anything else I can do? - No. 368 00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:39,814 I didn't think anyone ate carbs anymore. 369 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:41,649 Yeah, well, 370 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:43,818 I'm thinking of singlehandedly bringing them back. 371 00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:45,853 You know, along with smoking, lead paint, 372 00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:47,722 thalidomide, slip 'n slide. 373 00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:50,892 Picturing my face under there? 374 00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:52,694 - I don't understand. 375 00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:54,696 No, literally I don't understand. 376 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:57,065 Could you put the interpreter back on? 377 00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:59,033 Oh, thank God, yes. 378 00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,935 As I was trying to tell the Lama 379 00:18:00,969 --> 00:18:02,704 while I'm very grateful he agreed 380 00:18:02,738 --> 00:18:03,805 to pray for Hubbell, 381 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:06,040 I was actually hoping he would do it here. 382 00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:08,009 At the memorial on Monday. 383 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,778 Or Tuesday. We're flexible about the day. 384 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:11,979 Could you ask him again? 385 00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:13,948 Because I already have a monk in Ireland 386 00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:15,750 who said he'd pray from there. 387 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:17,685 But I was really looking for someone 388 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,954 to represent, as the kids say. 389 00:18:19,988 --> 00:18:22,857 What if I throw in a trip to Disneyland? 390 00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:24,926 Does he have a friend who's not busy chanting 391 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,628 for the Japanese people? 392 00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:29,697 All right. Thanks anyway. 393 00:18:29,732 --> 00:18:31,766 What is it about these monks? 394 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,634 How hard is it to get on a plane? 395 00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:34,936 Well, at least he said he'd pray for him. 396 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:36,838 - That's nice. - He can say anything he wants. 397 00:18:36,872 --> 00:18:39,040 He's on another continent. How do I know he's really doing it? 398 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,942 - Well, he is a monk. - So? 399 00:18:40,976 --> 00:18:43,010 So he's a monk. 400 00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:45,713 Their to-do list basically consists of 401 00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:46,881 "pray" and... 402 00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:47,915 you know, "pray." 403 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,818 I take my spirituality very seriously. 404 00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,987 If I don't see it with my own eyes, I don't believe it. 405 00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,021 Amen. 406 00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:57,091 I can't believe he's gone. 407 00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,761 - Oh, Truly. - I'm sorry. 408 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,863 Don't be sorry. 409 00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:02,964 You loved him. 410 00:19:02,998 --> 00:19:04,966 Well, I did. I did love him. 411 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,667 You two were magic together. 412 00:19:06,702 --> 00:19:08,035 Soulmates. 413 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,670 When you would make pies... 414 00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:12,640 Well, he made pies. I just ate them. 415 00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:13,674 They were so good. 416 00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:15,643 Just be happy you found each other. 417 00:19:15,677 --> 00:19:17,979 And know that no matter what happened between the two of you, 418 00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:19,781 he loved you with all his heart. 419 00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:21,682 Really? Right here. 420 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:22,884 True love never dies. 421 00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,752 It just takes a break for a while. 422 00:19:24,787 --> 00:19:26,854 Okay. Anyone need some help? 423 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:28,990 No? Great. Going for a walk. 424 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:30,958 I thought we would get married. 425 00:19:30,993 --> 00:19:32,927 I just wanted to call you mom. 426 00:19:32,961 --> 00:19:34,762 Oh, honey. 427 00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:37,098 You don't need a ring to call me mom. 428 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,800 Oh my God! 429 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,746 Hey. 430 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,747 Hey. 431 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,814 You taking a walk? 432 00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:04,685 I guess. 433 00:20:04,719 --> 00:20:06,553 You want to walk my dog? 434 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,782 Oh, finally! 435 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,816 Hi, Talia. 436 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,618 I can't believe you waited so long 437 00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:39,586 to call me. Come on, I'm dying. 438 00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:40,654 Tell me everything. 439 00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:41,922 Uh... 440 00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:44,958 I want to take notes to tell the girls later. 441 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,660 Okay. Go. 442 00:20:46,694 --> 00:20:49,663 Well, we got here, 443 00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:50,964 I bought a dress, 444 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,699 went to a party, 445 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:53,767 fought with his mom, 446 00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:54,935 had sex, 447 00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,670 danced with his mom, 448 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:58,672 he got in a car accident and now he's dead. 449 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:01,842 Talia? 450 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,677 Hmm? 451 00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:05,546 - Say it. - Nope. 452 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,514 - Say it. - Nope. 453 00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:08,482 Talia. 454 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,918 You have the worst luck with men! 455 00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:12,553 Yep. There you go. 456 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:13,887 I've never seen anything like it. 457 00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:15,889 - Let it out. - It's like you're cursed. 458 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,624 Or jinxed or built your house 459 00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:19,593 on an ancient Indian burial ground. 460 00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:20,761 Okay, gotta go. 461 00:21:20,795 --> 00:21:21,795 No, wait! 462 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:22,830 Hanging up. 463 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,767 You want a bone? 464 00:21:27,969 --> 00:21:29,770 You have teeth? 465 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:34,508 You danced with his mother? 466 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,542 Bye. 467 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,712 That was Talia. She's older than she looks, 468 00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:40,881 pass it on. 469 00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:43,417 I'm sorry. 470 00:21:43,451 --> 00:21:44,651 I'm back. Do over? 471 00:21:44,686 --> 00:21:45,652 Okay. 472 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:46,820 How are you? 473 00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:48,856 I'm... lost. 474 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,457 Oh, honey. 475 00:21:50,491 --> 00:21:51,658 No, I'm genuinely lost. 476 00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:52,860 I have no idea where I am. 477 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:53,861 Michelle... 478 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,629 I have nowhere to sit down. 479 00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:56,797 I have nowhere to sleep. 480 00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:58,599 I have no clothes to change into. 481 00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,500 Oh my God, I have no key to the house. 482 00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:01,835 I don't even know if she'll let me in 483 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,670 when I get back. If I get back. 484 00:22:03,705 --> 00:22:05,739 - Michelle... - No, seriously, Talia. 485 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:07,441 They won't let me do anything. 486 00:22:07,475 --> 00:22:09,543 They won't let me clean up or make phone calls. 487 00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:10,677 She's calling her mom 488 00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:12,579 and I'm walking an old guy's dog. 489 00:22:12,614 --> 00:22:14,681 And that's not a sexual euphemism. 490 00:22:14,716 --> 00:22:17,551 And I don't even know when the memorial service is. 491 00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:22,556 And no one eats carbs anymore. 492 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:25,759 How was the sex? 493 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:27,761 Talia... 494 00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:31,832 It was really really good. 495 00:22:43,478 --> 00:22:44,544 Take a load off, Annie. 496 00:22:46,814 --> 00:22:49,516 - That a service dog? - Like a marine? 497 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:51,652 Like a seeing-eye dog, that kind of thing? 498 00:22:51,686 --> 00:22:53,487 Yeah. He is my service dog. 499 00:22:53,521 --> 00:22:56,590 When I get really drunk and pass out in the gutter, he is my pillow. 500 00:22:56,624 --> 00:22:58,425 Okay. 501 00:22:58,459 --> 00:22:59,593 What'll you have? 502 00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:01,695 Well, what's not gross here? 503 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:02,729 Oh, wow. 504 00:23:02,764 --> 00:23:05,699 Really tricky questions for 100, Alex. 505 00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:06,800 Uh... 506 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,669 that has its moments. 507 00:23:08,703 --> 00:23:10,637 Okay. I'll have that and a margarita. 508 00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:13,607 Okay. 509 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,575 So. 510 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:18,345 - What kind of day you having? - That kind. 511 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,447 Thought so. 512 00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:22,582 You had that look in your eye. 513 00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:25,552 - This your place? - For 20 years. 514 00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:27,654 Used to be a nice respectable surf bar, 515 00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:29,623 but with this freakin' economy, 516 00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:31,658 you wanna make ends meet, now you gotta serve brunch! 517 00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:32,826 Bleh! I hate brunch. 518 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,827 Pick a meal. 519 00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,862 Oh, a girl after my own heart. 520 00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,766 To time-specific eating habits. 521 00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:40,801 Here here. 522 00:23:44,539 --> 00:23:45,539 Nice dog. 523 00:23:45,573 --> 00:23:46,707 - Thanks. - What's his name? 524 00:23:46,741 --> 00:23:48,775 - Don't know. - Is he dead? 525 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:50,577 - Don't know. - Right on. 526 00:23:50,611 --> 00:23:52,579 - I'm just walking him. - Why? 527 00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:55,482 Old guy asked me to. Couldn't think of a reason to say no. 528 00:23:55,516 --> 00:23:57,417 - You like dogs? - Not particularly. 529 00:23:57,452 --> 00:23:58,719 That could be your reason. 530 00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:00,354 Where were you an hour ago? 531 00:24:00,388 --> 00:24:02,589 - What's your name? - Sophie Tucker. 532 00:24:02,623 --> 00:24:04,558 Nice to meet you, Sophie. I'm Rico. 533 00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:06,360 So you new in town? 534 00:24:06,394 --> 00:24:08,328 Yep. Just got here yesterday. 535 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:11,598 Moving to a new town on a Thursday... ballsy! 536 00:24:11,632 --> 00:24:13,667 Yeah. I came here with my husband. 537 00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:15,402 He lives here with his mother. 538 00:24:15,436 --> 00:24:17,437 Well, he lived here with his mother. 539 00:24:17,472 --> 00:24:18,505 Lived? 540 00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:20,507 Past tense? 541 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:21,742 Junior college. 542 00:24:24,779 --> 00:24:27,514 - Wait, you're that girl. - I'm sorry? 543 00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:29,750 You're the sex at the party girl. 544 00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:32,619 Yeah. I am that girl. 545 00:24:32,653 --> 00:24:33,787 Dude. 546 00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:36,823 Tough break. 547 00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:38,492 Rico! 548 00:24:38,526 --> 00:24:40,494 Man, that thing in the kitchen. 549 00:24:40,528 --> 00:24:41,561 What thing? 550 00:24:41,596 --> 00:24:43,530 - You know, the thing! - The fryer? 551 00:24:43,564 --> 00:24:44,765 Yeah, the fryer. 552 00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:46,566 - The fryer. - What about it? 553 00:24:46,601 --> 00:24:47,834 There's a sound. 554 00:24:47,869 --> 00:24:49,803 A frying sound? 555 00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:52,672 Man, I don't know about kitchens 556 00:24:52,707 --> 00:24:54,641 and the things in kitchens. 557 00:24:54,675 --> 00:24:56,476 Sophie Tucker, this is my wife Nina. 558 00:24:56,511 --> 00:24:57,477 My name's not really Soph... 559 00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:59,646 She's the sex at the party girl. 560 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,481 Whoa. 561 00:25:01,516 --> 00:25:03,417 Dude. 562 00:25:03,451 --> 00:25:04,451 Tough break. 563 00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:11,358 - Hello? - Thought she'd have bigger boobs. 564 00:25:11,392 --> 00:25:13,794 - What is that smell? - It's the thing, man. 565 00:25:13,828 --> 00:25:15,462 Oh man. 566 00:25:15,496 --> 00:25:17,798 Oh, uh, I think you have the wrong... 567 00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:20,467 Oh. Well, I don't know if we've hired 568 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,502 a sitar player for the memorial yet. 569 00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:24,538 You'll have to talk to Fanny about that. 570 00:25:24,572 --> 00:25:26,740 I don't know what's wrong with her voicemail, so, I... 571 00:25:26,774 --> 00:25:28,809 No, I don't need to hear you. 572 00:25:28,843 --> 00:25:31,478 No, I really don't need to hear... 573 00:25:43,724 --> 00:25:45,759 Well, you're very good. 574 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:47,794 Yes. Your mother is wrong. 575 00:25:47,829 --> 00:25:50,397 Hey, how did you get my number? 576 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,835 Thank God I found you. 577 00:25:54,869 --> 00:25:57,571 I forgot to ask Fanny something very important, 578 00:25:57,605 --> 00:25:59,506 and by the time I got back to her house 579 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:02,442 she had started her 16 hours of meditative silence. 580 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,577 Is that yours? 581 00:26:03,611 --> 00:26:05,479 Uh, yes. I'm gonna have to call you back. 582 00:26:06,814 --> 00:26:09,549 Fanny asked me to do a life-sized sculpture 583 00:26:09,584 --> 00:26:10,717 of Hubbell. 584 00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:13,553 To have on the deck at the memorial. 585 00:26:13,588 --> 00:26:15,522 I do found object sculptures. 586 00:26:15,556 --> 00:26:16,556 I'm in galleries. 587 00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:17,691 On deck? On deck of what? 588 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:18,725 We're not sure. 589 00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:20,594 There's talk of the Intrepid. 590 00:26:20,628 --> 00:26:21,695 What? 591 00:26:21,729 --> 00:26:23,763 That sounds crazy to you too, right? 592 00:26:23,798 --> 00:26:26,399 The aircraft carrier Intrepid from the war? 593 00:26:27,468 --> 00:26:29,369 She said she was getting a great deal on it. 594 00:26:29,403 --> 00:26:32,372 - Something about a coupon. - A coupon for an aircraft carrier? 595 00:26:32,406 --> 00:26:33,640 I don't know. 596 00:26:33,674 --> 00:26:36,476 She was so screwy earlier. 597 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,446 Though, I mean, who could blame her, right? 598 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,548 I wish she'd talk. 599 00:26:41,582 --> 00:26:43,517 But you know Fanny. 600 00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:44,784 Not really. 601 00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:46,753 Anyway, Fanny asked me 602 00:26:46,787 --> 00:26:49,389 to do a sculpture, which of course I'll do. 603 00:26:49,423 --> 00:26:51,491 But I only do nudes. 604 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,460 So I'm gonna need some input. 605 00:26:53,494 --> 00:26:55,362 - What? - Now... 606 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:57,631 judging by his general build, 607 00:26:57,665 --> 00:26:59,432 I'm guessing 608 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:01,401 he looked something like this. 609 00:27:01,435 --> 00:27:03,537 Hello? 610 00:27:03,571 --> 00:27:05,338 It's Minka from Cozy Catering. 611 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,706 I'm trying to get some confirmation 612 00:27:06,741 --> 00:27:09,309 concerning the memorial service menu. 613 00:27:09,343 --> 00:27:10,510 What kind of confirmation? 614 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,546 Just that the head count is now 500. 615 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,548 - That's impossible. - Because if it is, 616 00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:17,317 I don't get my new shipment of tomatoes until Wednesday. 617 00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:19,719 I can't have those tarts made until Thursday, Friday at the latest. 618 00:27:19,754 --> 00:27:21,454 The memorial can't be Friday. 619 00:27:21,489 --> 00:27:23,356 Oh, Friday would be better for me too. 620 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,325 Gives me more time to do the detail work. 621 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:26,593 I'm gonna have to call you back. 622 00:27:26,627 --> 00:27:28,762 - I'm sorry, I have to go. - Wait! Wait. 623 00:27:28,796 --> 00:27:30,730 - What do you think? - Aah! Jeez. 624 00:27:30,765 --> 00:27:33,366 Aaah. 625 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:34,534 Am I at least 626 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:36,703 in the ballpark? 627 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,506 Hmm. 628 00:27:46,049 --> 00:27:48,584 This is ridiculous. 629 00:27:48,618 --> 00:27:49,585 Boo? 630 00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:50,886 - No. - She's not coming. 631 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:53,889 - No. - Boo, she's not going to teach today, okay? 632 00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:56,692 If you keep us here any longer, at least demand a ransom. 633 00:27:56,726 --> 00:27:58,527 If madame Fanny suddenly decides 634 00:27:58,562 --> 00:27:59,728 that she wants to teach today, 635 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:01,797 we are going to be here for her to teach. 636 00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:03,966 You know you're crazy, right? 637 00:28:05,669 --> 00:28:07,803 - Hey. - Nobody's leaving! 638 00:28:07,837 --> 00:28:08,871 Okay. 639 00:28:10,674 --> 00:28:11,874 I have to go to the bathroom. 640 00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:15,844 Never mind. 641 00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:25,521 Fanny? 642 00:28:25,555 --> 00:28:27,623 Fanny! Fanny! 643 00:28:27,657 --> 00:28:28,857 - What? - Sorry to interrupt 644 00:28:28,892 --> 00:28:30,826 the whole suffocating-yourself with-a-pillow thing, 645 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,596 - but things are happening that need your attention. - My God. 646 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:35,798 - You nearly gave me a heart attack. - I asked nicely... twice. 647 00:28:35,832 --> 00:28:38,867 - Nothing. - I am in the middle of a 16-hour meditative silence, 648 00:28:38,902 --> 00:28:40,736 which only works if you're silent. 649 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:42,605 Well, I either need to talk to you now 650 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:43,939 or get more minutes on my phone plan. 651 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,774 First of all, we hired a sitar player. 652 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,776 He's very good. He's got the whole opening 653 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,612 of "Dear Prudence" down cold. 654 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,880 The caterer wants to know if the head count is really 500, 655 00:28:51,915 --> 00:28:53,849 'cause if it is, there's a problem with the tarts, 656 00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:55,751 which would push the memorial back till Friday 657 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:57,686 which is great for the woman making a sculpture 658 00:28:57,721 --> 00:28:59,788 of my husband's genitalia out of old hubcaps. 659 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,791 Also, the traditional Buddhist mariachi band 660 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,628 you wanted is on tour in Bolivia till fall, so what do you think? 661 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:07,830 Make it a Halloween theme? Everyone can come in costume? 662 00:29:07,864 --> 00:29:09,598 Everything's so jammed in here, 663 00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:10,699 how can you find anything? 664 00:29:10,734 --> 00:29:12,568 - The ham's right there. - I see the ham. 665 00:29:12,602 --> 00:29:14,703 Your daughter Truly handled the fridge so I can't help you with that. 666 00:29:14,738 --> 00:29:15,804 What do you want me to tell the caterer? 667 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:16,939 - I'll handle it. - What do you want me 668 00:29:16,973 --> 00:29:18,741 - to tell the mariachi band? - I will handle it. 669 00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:20,776 Where the hell did you get a coupon to rent the Intrepid? 670 00:29:20,810 --> 00:29:22,945 - Just let me handle it. - And that would be great! 671 00:29:22,979 --> 00:29:24,847 Except that you're not handling it. 672 00:29:24,881 --> 00:29:26,982 And everyone is calling me and I have no idea what to tell them. 673 00:29:29,619 --> 00:29:31,620 Yeah? 674 00:29:32,756 --> 00:29:34,990 She's right here. It's for you. 675 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,026 Can I tell her what this is regarding? 676 00:29:39,929 --> 00:29:41,730 Ringling Brothers says you can use 677 00:29:41,765 --> 00:29:44,600 their tent on their down day, but you have to go to Sacramento. 678 00:29:45,802 --> 00:29:47,736 Yeah, I'm sorry. That's not gonna work for us. 679 00:29:47,771 --> 00:29:49,571 The voice of reason has just reentered the building. 680 00:29:49,606 --> 00:29:50,906 Thank you for the call though. 681 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:54,643 - What are you doing? - I'm cutting the crazy quotient in half. 682 00:29:54,678 --> 00:29:56,679 You have no right to cancel my tent. 683 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,013 500 people? Really, Fanny? 684 00:29:58,048 --> 00:30:00,616 Are there even 500 people in this town? 685 00:30:00,650 --> 00:30:02,951 - I'm calling that guy back. - This is getting completely out of hand. 686 00:30:02,986 --> 00:30:05,621 We cannot wait till 2014 to have this memorial. 687 00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:08,023 It has to be now. Tomorrow, like you planned originally 688 00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:10,859 when it was supposed to be a traditional Buddhist ceremony, 689 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,028 even though to my knowledge Hubbell wasn't a Buddhist. 690 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,763 None of this is your concern. 691 00:30:14,798 --> 00:30:16,632 I am going through this too, Fanny. 692 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,834 I came here. I gave up my life. 693 00:30:18,868 --> 00:30:20,736 Oh, what a sacrifice that must have been. 694 00:30:20,770 --> 00:30:22,604 No more getting paid in poker chips? 695 00:30:22,639 --> 00:30:25,641 - I am his wife. - And I am his mother! 696 00:30:25,675 --> 00:30:28,043 And I have been his mother for 48 years. 697 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,646 And now I have to figure out the proper way 698 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,681 to say goodbye to my son. 699 00:30:32,716 --> 00:30:35,718 And if that includes mariachi bands or circus tents 700 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,953 or fireworks or the damn Rockettes, 701 00:30:37,987 --> 00:30:40,622 then it is for me to decide. 702 00:30:40,657 --> 00:30:44,693 Because my heart is completely broken forever. 703 00:30:44,728 --> 00:30:46,995 And when your heart is completely broken forever, 704 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:48,864 you get to do whatever you want, 705 00:30:48,898 --> 00:30:50,966 no matter how crazy it seems to the woman 706 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,068 who was his wife for 24 hours. 707 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,803 I don't know what you want me to do. 708 00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:57,573 I don't want you to do anything. 709 00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:58,674 Ever. 710 00:31:11,588 --> 00:31:12,821 That's it. 711 00:31:12,856 --> 00:31:14,790 Hey. Hey, nobody leaves! 712 00:32:10,046 --> 00:32:11,780 Why aren't we doing anything? 713 00:32:11,815 --> 00:32:13,615 - What? - We should do something! 714 00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:15,884 - Sasha, I.. - Madame Fanny is just sitting there alone 715 00:32:15,919 --> 00:32:17,886 and sad and you're just sitting here 716 00:32:17,921 --> 00:32:21,557 and we're just sitting in the studio and no one is doing anything! 717 00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:22,991 All day long we've done nothing. 718 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,993 Well, Boo lost her mind and we went to a movie, 719 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:27,029 but other than that, nothing! 720 00:32:27,063 --> 00:32:29,565 - Someone should do something! - What? 721 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:30,966 I don't know. 722 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,701 Something. 723 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:35,604 Okay. 724 00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,748 Where is everybody? 725 00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:48,050 You're kidding, right? 726 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:49,051 You left. 727 00:32:49,085 --> 00:32:50,953 And when you left, everybody left. 728 00:32:50,987 --> 00:32:52,821 Well, did you try to stop them? 729 00:32:52,856 --> 00:32:53,889 Did I? 730 00:32:53,923 --> 00:32:55,724 Do you... I've been... 731 00:32:56,826 --> 00:32:58,827 You're going to take 10 years off of my life. 732 00:32:58,862 --> 00:33:00,829 How many chairs do you guys have here? Is this it? 733 00:33:00,864 --> 00:33:03,699 Oh, there's some in the boys' dressing room, I think. 734 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,968 - What is she doing here? - She's looking for chairs 735 00:33:06,002 --> 00:33:07,936 for people to sit on. Dog ears. 736 00:33:07,971 --> 00:33:10,806 Okay, we're gonna need to scrounge up some more seating. 737 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,808 Are there stools or I don't know, 738 00:33:12,842 --> 00:33:14,843 short tables anywhere around here? 739 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:17,613 What's the matter? 740 00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:18,847 Mark Wahlberg. 741 00:33:18,882 --> 00:33:20,849 - I know. - In France. 742 00:33:20,884 --> 00:33:22,951 I'm behind here, what happened to Mark Wahlberg in France? 743 00:33:22,986 --> 00:33:24,920 Russian mobs, lots of guns. 744 00:33:24,954 --> 00:33:26,889 Salma Hayek in a bra. 745 00:33:26,923 --> 00:33:29,825 Is that sad? Because millions of men would disagree with you. 746 00:33:29,859 --> 00:33:31,693 We went to a movie. 747 00:33:31,728 --> 00:33:32,728 Okay. 748 00:33:32,762 --> 00:33:34,696 Today. We went to a movie today. 749 00:33:34,731 --> 00:33:35,864 We... skipped school 750 00:33:35,899 --> 00:33:37,032 and we went to a movie today. 751 00:33:37,336 --> 00:33:39,469 Boo didn't want to and we all ignored her. 752 00:33:39,494 --> 00:33:40,694 And we made her go. 753 00:33:40,703 --> 00:33:42,571 - It's okay. - It's not okay. 754 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,006 You don't even like Mark Wahlberg! 755 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,941 "The Departed" wasn't bad. 756 00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:47,843 - We're going to hell. - No, we're not. 757 00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:49,878 - You said we were! - I know, but I'm not like 758 00:33:49,913 --> 00:33:51,780 the final word or anything. 759 00:33:51,814 --> 00:33:53,682 - Hey. - I'm sorry. 760 00:33:53,716 --> 00:33:54,816 I'm sorry too. 761 00:33:54,851 --> 00:33:56,885 I didn't mean to scare you guys with hell. 762 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,620 It's okay. 763 00:33:58,655 --> 00:33:59,721 That's what hell is for. 764 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,926 They were fine when I left. 765 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,961 Okay, you guys. Look at me. 766 00:34:05,995 --> 00:34:08,563 I don't need apologies. 767 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,632 God knows I cut school many a time 768 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:11,934 for incredibly dubious reasons. 769 00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:13,735 And with me, nuns were involved, 770 00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:15,604 so when you talk about hell, 771 00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:17,873 I got a two bedroom penthouse with a spa tub reserved there, 772 00:34:17,907 --> 00:34:19,508 so cocktails at 6:00! 773 00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,879 There's no crying in baseball! 774 00:34:23,913 --> 00:34:25,847 Or ballet. 775 00:34:25,882 --> 00:34:26,982 Plus, if you don't stop, 776 00:34:27,016 --> 00:34:28,951 I'll start and I don't want to start. 777 00:34:31,788 --> 00:34:33,755 You back? 778 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:36,591 You joining? You got phones? 779 00:34:37,961 --> 00:34:39,928 Start dialing. 780 00:34:41,798 --> 00:34:42,965 Okay. 781 00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:49,426 I'm sorry for all the trouble, the tarts sound lovely. 782 00:34:49,452 --> 00:34:52,388 We're just going to postpone the gathering for a while. 783 00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:55,257 I don't really have the energy right now. 784 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:56,258 Thank you though. 785 00:35:06,469 --> 00:35:07,469 Hello, Ravi? 786 00:35:07,504 --> 00:35:09,405 It's Fanny Flowers. 787 00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:11,307 Yes, I'm sorry, but there's been 788 00:35:11,341 --> 00:35:12,441 a change of plans. 789 00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:15,277 We won't need you at the memorial. 790 00:35:15,312 --> 00:35:17,379 No, you are a very good sitar player. 791 00:35:17,414 --> 00:35:19,448 It has nothing to do with your abilities. 792 00:35:19,482 --> 00:35:22,251 We're just going to postpone... 793 00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:25,120 That's not really necessary. I've already heard you... 794 00:35:36,466 --> 00:35:38,233 That was wonderful. 795 00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:41,203 And if we were going to have a memorial, you would definitely... 796 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,207 Well, have your mother call me. 797 00:35:45,241 --> 00:35:47,309 Ravi, I have to go. 798 00:35:56,386 --> 00:35:58,153 Boo? 799 00:35:58,188 --> 00:36:00,255 What are you... 800 00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:02,057 Oh no. The class. 801 00:36:02,092 --> 00:36:03,492 Oh my God, I forgot all about the class. 802 00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,194 Yeah, we figured you did. 803 00:36:05,228 --> 00:36:07,162 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 804 00:36:07,197 --> 00:36:09,264 We know you've got other things to worry about right now. 805 00:36:09,299 --> 00:36:11,500 Yes, but still, it's unforgivable. 806 00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:13,502 Please apologize to the other kids for me? 807 00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:16,038 - I will. - Are they still there? 808 00:36:16,072 --> 00:36:18,207 Oh no no. Everyone went home. 809 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:21,343 I was gonna lock up, but the sink in the bathroom's running again 810 00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:23,379 and I can't turn off the water. 811 00:36:23,413 --> 00:36:26,215 That sink has been a problem ever since I put it in. 812 00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:27,483 Maybe if I tried a wrench? 813 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,485 That's all right, I'll take care of it. You go on home. 814 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:30,519 But it's filling up. 815 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:32,354 I'll handle it. 816 00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:34,256 Okay. 817 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:35,290 Um... 818 00:36:36,593 --> 00:36:38,293 I'm sorry, madame Fanny. 819 00:36:38,328 --> 00:36:40,562 Me too, Boo. 820 00:37:41,624 --> 00:37:43,358 What's going on? 821 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:44,393 That's your seat. 822 00:38:00,343 --> 00:38:02,177 I don't know you that well. 823 00:38:02,212 --> 00:38:03,579 So I don't know what to say. 824 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:07,382 Sometimes it's better not to say anything. 825 00:38:08,518 --> 00:38:10,185 Sometimes maybe 826 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,221 you just need to do something. 827 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:15,324 So, Fanny, 828 00:38:15,358 --> 00:38:17,392 it's not the Intrepid. 829 00:38:18,528 --> 00:38:20,229 But this is for you. 830 00:39:11,347 --> 00:39:13,315 You did this? 831 00:39:13,349 --> 00:39:15,083 I didn't do anything. 832 00:39:15,118 --> 00:39:16,385 They did. 833 00:40:50,213 --> 00:40:51,246 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 834 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,367 That was quite a dance. 835 00:41:12,402 --> 00:41:14,503 They had some pretty good training. 836 00:41:14,537 --> 00:41:16,138 They certainly did. 837 00:41:17,373 --> 00:41:19,341 I liked the song. 838 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,409 Tom Waits. 839 00:41:20,443 --> 00:41:22,244 I found it in Hubbell's CD player, 840 00:41:22,278 --> 00:41:23,278 so I figured... 841 00:41:25,248 --> 00:41:26,548 It's a very good song. 842 00:41:31,187 --> 00:41:32,187 So... 843 00:41:33,589 --> 00:41:34,623 how are you? 844 00:41:39,562 --> 00:41:41,229 I think I stole a dog. 845 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:43,231 Fanny! 846 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,234 Jerry! 847 00:41:46,269 --> 00:41:47,269 Will you excuse me? 848 00:41:47,303 --> 00:41:48,337 Sure. 849 00:41:48,371 --> 00:41:49,438 Michelle! 850 00:41:49,472 --> 00:41:50,572 Well? 851 00:41:50,606 --> 00:41:51,606 - Well, what? - How was it? 852 00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:52,607 - How'd we do? - Who fell? 853 00:41:52,642 --> 00:41:54,242 - Somebody fell. - It sounded like Edgar. 854 00:41:54,277 --> 00:41:55,310 He has a very distinctive thud. 855 00:41:55,345 --> 00:41:56,511 - We sucked. - I sucked. 856 00:41:56,546 --> 00:41:58,180 - No one sucked. - Someone sucked. 857 00:41:58,214 --> 00:41:59,314 - Someone always sucks. - No one sucked. 858 00:41:59,349 --> 00:42:01,149 No one fell. You guys were perfect. 859 00:42:01,184 --> 00:42:03,218 You melted my cold frozen tundra of a heart. 860 00:42:03,252 --> 00:42:05,554 - Do you think madame Fanny liked it? - No. No, I don't. 861 00:42:05,588 --> 00:42:07,155 Come on. 862 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:09,191 I think it was exactly was she needed. 863 00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:11,526 Seriously. 864 00:42:11,561 --> 00:42:13,528 You guys, you were truly great. 865 00:42:13,563 --> 00:42:16,365 - It was fun. For funeral dancing, I mean. - That sounds creepy. 866 00:42:16,399 --> 00:42:18,233 Hey, let's go say hi to madame Fanny. 867 00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:19,501 Yeah, go take your bows. 868 00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:27,442 - You did good. - Three hours of rehearsal, what do you expect? 869 00:42:29,112 --> 00:42:30,245 So are you leaving now? 870 00:42:30,279 --> 00:42:31,546 Not as long as the ham holds out. 871 00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:34,316 No. I mean, are you leaving? 872 00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:36,218 Oh. 873 00:42:37,487 --> 00:42:38,520 I don't know. 874 00:42:40,156 --> 00:42:42,190 Michelle, there's someone I want you to meet. 875 00:42:45,194 --> 00:42:46,361 This is Jerry Morton. 876 00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:49,164 Jerry and Hubbell went to school together. 877 00:42:49,198 --> 00:42:51,400 Michelle is Hubbell's wife. 878 00:42:51,434 --> 00:42:54,403 - My daughter-in-law. - It's nice to meet you, Jerry. 879 00:42:54,437 --> 00:42:56,304 You too. Hubbell's been driving us crazy 880 00:42:56,339 --> 00:42:58,407 at our poker game for a year talking about you. 881 00:42:58,441 --> 00:42:59,408 Really? 882 00:42:59,442 --> 00:43:01,309 Yeah. He was insane about you. 883 00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,345 Told us every little detail. 884 00:43:03,379 --> 00:43:05,213 Shoe size nine, right? 885 00:43:05,248 --> 00:43:06,448 - Wow. - Oh, yeah. 886 00:43:06,482 --> 00:43:08,250 When he met you, that was it. 887 00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:11,086 I'm so sorry. 888 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,320 Thank you. 889 00:43:12,355 --> 00:43:14,256 Well, I should get going. 890 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,224 If you need anything, Fanny, anything at all. 891 00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:18,093 I'll call you first thing. 892 00:43:18,127 --> 00:43:19,528 And as soon as things settle down a bit, 893 00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:22,464 you just stop by the office and we'll... we'll get the paperwork done. 894 00:43:22,498 --> 00:43:25,133 - Fanny can tell you where it is. - Paperwork? 895 00:43:25,168 --> 00:43:26,501 Just some signatures, no rush. 896 00:43:26,536 --> 00:43:28,270 Signatures for what? 897 00:43:28,304 --> 00:43:30,205 For the will transfer. 898 00:43:31,507 --> 00:43:32,507 Well, I thought... 899 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,543 I thought he told you... 900 00:43:34,577 --> 00:43:37,412 he called me on the way back from Vegas. 901 00:43:39,148 --> 00:43:41,483 The land, the house... 902 00:43:43,008 --> 00:43:45,908 he left everything to you. 903 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:54,833 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com