? here's how to be popular ?
? in a way that's so hot, you know ?
? to the tip of the top-ular
? it's strictly kick drum drop-ular ?
? hey, now
? everybody want to be popular
? hey, now hey, now ?.
So this is The Perfs' new video?
I actually feel sorry for The Perfs.
I mean, ever since I left them and joined Gravity 5,
They've sunk so low.
Isn't it great?
Ugh, what do they even have on?
- They can't even lip-sync right.
But the dance moves are pretty cool.
Hey, those are my moves!
Look...
That's mine. That's not mine.
Mine. Ugh, not ever mine.
Mine. Mine.
That's so mine.
We get it!
Okay, well, i'm just saying that
Trust me, nobody wants to watch this.
They have 15,000 hits.
What? That has got to be a mistake.
Hit refresh.
Now it's 25,000.
Now it's 30,000.
Stop hitting refresh!
It must have gone schlobal.
What's "schlobal"?
Oh. School global.
You see, in my ongoing quest for a higher intelligence,
I've invented a new way of talking.
I'll put two words together to make an awesome new word.
- That is dupid. - Dupid?
Dumb and stupid.
Congratulations, Stevie. That is goin' in the notebook.
"dupid."
With all those hits People are going to think
That Molly and the Perfs are the best band in school
And they're not!
'cause we are.
Why don't we post our music video?
We don't have a music video.
Uh, yeah, we do. My mom filmed it last week.
Well, that doesn't count.
We were just rehearsing.
And every two seconds, she was yelling,
"mommy loves you, nelsie-poo."
Yeah.
Well, what can I say? Lady loves me.
We need a new music video...
And we need to destroy the one Nelson's mom made.
- Well, you'll have to pry it from my cla-dingers.
- What? - Translation.
- Cold dead fingers. - Oh.
- Money. Notebook. - Writing.
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? Only You Can Be You
? only I can be me
? you always want to be what you're not ?
? can't you be happy with what you've got? ?
? you're perfect the way you are ?
? with your insecurities, doubts, and scars ?
? your life's too short to worry ?
? don't you know it's true ?
? Only You Can Be You
? only I can be me
? Only You Can Be You
? only I can be me
? Only You Can Be You
? only I can be me
? Only You Can Be You
? only I can be me.
? I can be me.
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Ugh!
Man, coming up with a music video idea is hard.
We need a video that's so good that we make The Perfs video.
Look like that one hygiene film they made us watch in biology.
I enjoyed that film.
When the armpit talked, I laughed.
Why do we need a big idea?
Why don't we just let our music speak for itself?
Yeah, we rock out against a white backdrop.
Boom! Awesome!
As long as it doesn't wash out my skin.
And make me look all vampire-y.
Actually, that would be cool too.
Building off that idea,
What if we animated our heads as gumballs,
Bouncing around inside a giant gumball machine inside...
Wait for it...
One ginormous gumball.
How is that building off my idea?
It's not. I just didn't want to be rude.
I'll be rude.
Everybody's ideas so far are terrible.
This video needs to be so good.
That people forget about The Perfs.
You know what's an awesome video?
The one by that band, wicked spigot.
Oh, yeah, the one inside that factory. With all the ladders.
- With the chain reaction. - Uh-huh.
And then all the paint cans fall down.
And the apeman wearing a bra.
- What? - Huh?
There's a video with that.
I think you dreamed that.
- I may have. - Yeah.
Look, if we all have different ideas,
Nothing's gonna happen.
This has to be one person's vision.
One person has to be the leader.
I wonder what person you're thinking of.
I'm not saying it has to be me.
Well, can it be me?
- No, it's me. - That's not fair.
Do you have any good ideas?
This may shock everybody, but I agree with Kacey.
Seriously, wouldn't you want to see.
The look on The Perfs' faces.
When our video gets triple the hits theirs did?
I just like seein' perf faces, period.
Well, Kacey's the only one who can help us do that.
Because I'm an awesome visionary?
Because you're an annoying perfectionist.
Works for me.
Perf merchandise! Get your perf merchandise!
We're the Internet's hottest sensation...
And the best band in school,
Especially now that Kacey Simon's gone.
Oh, hi, Kacey. Didn't see you there.
Yeah, right.
And I didn't see the piece of toilet paper.
Stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
And I don't see that entire garden of spinach.
Stuck in your teeth.
Do I have something in my teeth?
- Is there anything on my shoe? - Just turn around.
- Now, how can I help you? And sorry, no ex-perf discount.
Oh, that's okay.
I'll just wait for the going-out-of-business sale.
Oh, snap.
- Jealous much? - Jealous not!
Gravity 5 is so much more talented than The Perfs.
Our video has 60,000 hits while your video...
Oops, sorry... doesn't exist.
Do you know what'll make you feel better?
Grace face!
Let me try that on.
Oh, I'm so sad.
Gravity 5's new video is.
Gonna make ours look like clown aerobics.
Grace would never say that.
Oh! Look at that.
5,000 more hits.
Whatever.
I posted a video of my bulldog flipping pancakes,
And it got 65,000 hits.
Never saw it. We don't watch amateur videos.
Yeah, never saw it.
I love that dog!
Well, our new, highly professional video.
Is not only gonna put your little empire out of business;
It's gonna show everybody which band really rules this school.
- Four of everything, please. - Oh.
- Andy, what are you doing? - Dude.
This stuff's great!
In fact, I'm thinking of starting my own franchise.
And who would you sell it to?
Come get your perf merch at Andy's House of perf merch.
Kacey, if you're not gonna buy anything,
Would you move?
You're kind of in the way of us dominating the school.
We need to shoot this video pronto.
Yeah, let's go.
- This smoke machine's beast! - You want beast?
Wait till you see the way I make Kacey's wings flap.
I am not diggin' this junior angel thing,
But I still think this video's gonna rock.
Ooh!
Okay, Nelson, hurry up with that camera
'cause these bedazzled tights are giving me a wedgie.
Who knew Kacey Simon could get a wedgie?
Come on, guys.
We've only got the gym for an hour,
So let's rehearse it once.
Can I get playback on the music?
Now, I start up here and...
Action!
? I think it's time ?
? it's no ordinary day ?
? and there's not a thing that could stand in my way ?
? wake up feeling good
? so amazing, like I should
? dressed up, looking nice.
No! No! No!
Stop! Cut!
What is it?
Kevin! Are you doing the robot?
Yeah. It's good, right?
Not good!
Did any of you read the script?
I am the angel of music,
Coming down to grant you the gift of song.
No robots.
Wait, if there are no robots,
How do we have the robot rebellion?
Why would there be a robot rebellion?
I just assumed.
So here's how I'm gonna rock my solo.
First I'm gonna go old-school...
Then on my back...
Then with my teeth...
Then with my butt...
?
How do you play guitar with your butt?
Not well.
No, no, no.
No teeth, no butt, no instruments.
Then what are we doing here?
Looking adoringly at me...
While dancing...
Adoringly at me.
I wish we were doin' that wicked spigot idea.
With that whole chain reaction ... things falling down
And the ape with the bra.
- Dream. - Right.
We voted against that idea, remember?
I don't remember a vote.
Stevie, back me up here?
We should give her a chance.
But Kacey, you are really starting to annoy me,
And this whole angel thing is killin' my street cred.
Okay! Everybody, let's focus.
Zander, hoist me.
Higher.
Oh, wait. I forgot my mic.
Let me down.
Oh, wait.
I don't need my mic for a music video.
Okay.
Up!
Up,
Up.
Up. Wait.
I have to pee.
Are you kidding?
Okay, I'll hold it.
Places, everyone.
Nelson, cue the music.
? I think it's time ?
? it's no ordinary day ?
Nelson! More smoke!
? and there's not a thing ?
? that could stand in my way
Kevin, more wings.
Nelson, less smoke!
Kevin, less wings!
? feeling good so amazing like I should ?
? dressed up
Zander! Stevie! Start dancing!
? phone rings, who's calling? ?
? my friends said they're outside ?
? blue skies, palm tree
Stevie, more hips!
? ice cream
Zander, more face!
? couldn't be better ?.
No! At me!
Go on! Look at me like you love me!
That's it! I can't do it.
This video's all about you.
Well, I'm the face of Gravity 5.
We're all the face of Gravity 5.
Well, yeah, but I'm the face of the face of Gravity 5.
I'm sorry, Kacey.
I thought you had a great vision for the band,
But you just have a great vision for you.
You know what? I say we do the other video.
Who's with me?
wha..., how many votes do I get?
One. We're a bacracy.
- A bacracy? - A band democracy.
- Notebook. - Writing.
Let's get out of here.
Wha...Well, all right.
If you leave, I'm kicking you out of Gravity 5.
You can't kick us out of our own band.
Fine, then I'll start my own band called gravity 1.
- Have fun with gravity 1. - Good luck, gravity 1.
Well, good luck with your ape in a bra!
That was a dream!
Fine.
I don't need you guys.
Okay, I do need you guys.
Guys, come on!
Come on!
Guys?
This angel really has to pee!
You are not hearing me, Hector.
I need 600 shirts here tomorrow.
100% cotton this time.
I am not in the rash-giving business.
Molly, guess which lead singer.
Just got kicked out of Gravity 5.
Kacey.
All right, either my hint was too good.
Or you're a really good guesser.
Okay, this is big, very big.
I can finally get Kacey back but not in a role she's used to.
Ah.
Hey, Kacey.
Molly.
Heard things with Gravity 5 didn't end well.
Do you want some perf cheese spread?
That always makes me feel better.
I don't need any cheese spread.
All I want...
Wow.
That's really good.
Let me guess.
You had an unbelievable vision for a video,
And they just didn't get it.
Well...No.
No, they didn't.
They didn't appreciate your genius, did they?
No.
They didn't offer you cheese spread,
did they?
Definitely not.
It's because they're not like you and me, Kacey.
You know our highly successful video?
We used some of your dance moves.
Thank you.
We're up to 140,000 hits.
Perf.
See that?
You've still got some perf in you, don't you?
No.
It's okay, Kacey.
Embrace it.
We're about to make a follow-up video,
And we want you to be a part of it.
- We do? - Yes, Grace. We do.
I don't know, Molly. I'll...
Where are you gonna go? You can't go back to them.
And don't you want to be a part.
Of the most popular band in school?
Do I get a Kacey face?
That's my girl.
- This is gonna be awesome. - Yeah.
Kacey's gonna be sorry she missed out on this.
I need to work on the spiderwebs.
Spebs. Notebook.
Nah. You know what? Not feelin' it.
Why do we need the kiddie pool?
Uh, where else are you gonna fit 500 pounds of macaroni?
That was my question.
Why do we need 500 pounds of macaroni?
How else are you gonna fill the kiddie pool?
I'll explain it to you again.
First you sit in the motion-activated chair,
Which takes you up the ramp of doom.
And across the platform of death.
It's not really death, or is it?
And then the chair turns,
Dumping you down the slide of certain demise.
Right into the swamp of macaroni.
That's awesome, but there's one thing missing.
From the swamp of macaroni.
Cheese!
? here's how to be popular ?
? in a way that's so hot, you know ?.
Perf smiles, girls.
? to the tip of the top-ular
? it's strictly kick drum drop-ular ?.
Now pose.
- Ta-da!
- You look amazing! - Uh-huh.
I know.
Are those the new marcel girard boots?
- Oh. You like-y?
- Me love-y.
I think I'll wear those in the video.
What? Mine?
Yeah, besides I want you to be comfortable.
While you're running around getting us coffee.
I'm getting you coffee in the video?
Oh, there's something I forgot to tell you.
You're not in the video.
You're getting coffee for the people in the video.
What?
I thought I was back in The Perfs.
Of course you are, Kacey,
But you don't get to pick up where you left off.
You have to start at the bottom.
Silly.
Grace,
Feeling a little linty.
Chloe, Dakota, those sparkle cannons.
Aren't gonna load themselves.
Not so hard, Grace.
Sorry, Molly.
Now, Kacey, I'd like a tall soy mocha, extra whip please.
That's my order, and it's called "the Kacey."
Well, now, it's called "the Molly," not "the Kacey."
Wait a minute.
Is it called "the molly" or "the Molly not the Kacey"?
It's just the Molly!
Well, it's not my fault you keep changing the name!
I don't care what it's called.
I am not getting you one.
You know, you're acting like the queen,
Thinking that everybody should just do what you want.
Because you say so...
Which is exactly what I was doing to my friends.
Ugh! What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you is you haven't gotten me my mocha.
You know what? Get your own "the Molly," Molly.
Don't.
Not that either.
All right. We are ready to do this.
If this works, it'll be tremendous.
If this works, it'll be a miracle.
Uh...
I designed it. It will work.
- Guys? - Kacey?
Look, I am really sorry.
I was way out of line, and...
Can we all just sit down and talk?
Kacey, don't!
Whoa! Ahh!
Whoa!
Oof!
Oh!
- Oh-ahh! What is this?
Oh.
Well, it's not that bad. It's just macaroni.
And cheese!
- Whoa! - Oh, my gosh!
Oh!
- Are you getting all of this? - Every second.
Brilliant!
This better mean you forgive me.
Move over, Kacey. I'm comin' in.
Whoo! Yahoo!
It's everywhere!
Guys, I love you!
Well, you said we'd make a video.
That got 10 times more hits than The Perfs, and we did.
We're blowin' up!
? wake up feeling good
? so amazing like I should
? dressed up lookin' nice ?
? head-to-toe so fly ?
? phone rings, who's calling? ?
? my friends said they're outside ?
? blue skies, palm tree at the beach, ice cream ?
I don't get it.
Why do so many people want to watch this video?
'cause it's the two greatest things in the world:
A pretty girl and Mac and cheese.
Okay. That I get.
I've watched it 64 times.
My favorite part.
Is when you can't get the cheese out of your ears...
Oh, right.
And you're like, "I ca't hear you."
"I've got cheese in my ears!"
- Crazy. - Brilliant.
I got to watch that one more time.
Cheese mustache. Remember that?
Cheese angel. Cheese angel.
? nobody can stop us ?
? there ain't no limit we in it ?
? Gravity 5 yeah, we winnin' ?
? holdin' it down to the endin' ?
? this good life's only beginnin' ?
? we got the good life
? it couldn't be better ?
? got my friends we're together ?
? and we're doin' whatever ?
? got the good life
? it couldn't be better ?
? got my friends we're together ?
? and we're doin' whatever ?
? I think it's time ?
? it's no ordinary day ?
? and there's not a thing ?
? that could stand in my way.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
? way-o-way-o-way-o way-o-way-o ?.
Throw your hands up!
? way-o-way-o-way-o way-o-way-o ?
? way-o-way-o way-o-way-o-way-o ?.
Let me hear you say:
? way-o-way-o-way-o way-o-way-o ?.
Nobody wants my perf cheese spread anymore.
At least you can eat yours.
I can't eat 500 Grace faces.
Looks like business is down, Molly.
So sorry.
Who would have thought your stupid video.
Would be so popular?
These guys did... my friends...
And sometimes they come up with pretty good ideas,
And I just need to do a better job of listening.
Well, aren't you all just the most adorbs.
Your video may be all the rage now,
But trust me, The Perfs will make a comeback.
Beat it, Molly.
Or as we say in Nelson:
Be-olly!
- I want to speak Nelson. - Grace, we're outie.
Groutie! Hah!
Groutie.
Notebook.
How come she gets "notebook"?
Look at her.
Grace!
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