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What happened?
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Oh, my God, Mr Lancaster
is completely mental.
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All I did was take my hat off
at the bus stop.
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He gets me in his office, and I'm like,
"I'm really, really sorry, Mr Lancaster."
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It's just so hot today.
I was seriously about to faint.
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Did you know that 70% of your body
heat comes out the top of your head?
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And then he goes, "I've been teaching
a great number of years..."
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and every now and again
I see a student...
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"..who has no respect for authority..."
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and infect the other impressionable
young minds and the sickness spreads.
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"And you, Miss Carlyle..."
..are a bad seed...
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from a bad apple.
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I guess I could say I'm sorry, but I don't
really feel like I did anything wrong.
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You've been expelled.
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What?
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As in no longer welcome
on school property.
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He can't do that.
He can, and he has.
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That rat fucker! Can't you just
give him some money or something?
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I offered, Scarlett.
He declined. You're out.
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So I don't have
to go to school anymore?
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You would love that, wouldn't you?
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Doesn't sound terrible.
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Mum!
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Hello, darling.
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How's your room?
Do you need anything?
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No. It's lovely.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing here?
I came in last night.
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I'm here to see you.
And discuss your future.
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Future Scarlett gets to
sleep in for a change,
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before she gets an internship
at 'Italian Vogue'.
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No more discussion.
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Your father and I have already
decided what you're doing.
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I was thinking we could spend
some quality man time.
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Really?
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That'd be great, except I'm kinda
supposed to be studying with Tams.
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That's not fair. She has Eva.
She could at least give me you.
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She'll get over it. Girls love you.
They always want you back.
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Not this time, man.
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Edward!
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Are you still studying with Tammy?
Mm-hm.
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Look, I know you hate me saying this,
but she would be so good for you.
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And I know you've always
had a secret crush on her.
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Mum!
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Look, Luke is a gorgeous guy
but he's not right for her.
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She's delusional.
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So you and Tams, huh?
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In her mind. Not in the real world
that anyone actually lives in.
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Have you talked to her?
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Nuh.
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He's called about a thousand times,
but she never talks to him.
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I don't even want to talk
about him right now.
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She looks at his status updates.
Shut up!
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I think Mum's calling you.
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There's a photo of him with a girl.
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Maybe that's how he deals with his pain.
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Well, he doesn't exactly
look like he's suffering.
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I can't concentrate. I keep having these
stupid, illogical thoughts about him.
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They're called feelings.
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Yeah, well, I can't afford
to be having them right now.
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Ed was meant to be here 15 minutes
ago. Why is he so disobedient?
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You might not want to hear this,
but Luke's over there.
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Backstabbing little traitor!
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But you know what?
In fact, this is exactly what we need.
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A day without any annoying distractions.
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- Namaste, bitches!
- Hey.
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How're you going?
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Yeah, but no. I just, uh...
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OK, yes. Now.
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Scar wants to talk to us, next door.
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I'm telling you,
Tams doesn't want to see me.
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I don't think we have a choice.
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Scar can be pretty hard to say no to.
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Tell me about it.
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Now, I know certain people
aren't getting along right now,
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but I have something
I need to share with the group.
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Are you finally getting that breast
enlargement you've been saving up for?
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No, I've decided to donate
that money to you,
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so you can have your
hymen sewn up permanently.
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Can we get this over with
so we can get back to it?
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Get back to what?
Beer and bucket bongs?
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OK, everybody, shut up.
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I have big news
and I need you to focus on me.
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'Cause that's all we ever do.
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I've been expelled.
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Well, you don't look very surprised.
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Was it the uniform violations?
Smoking?
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Absentees without a note?
The late library books?
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Oh, you're all so hilarious.
Anyway, I have other, bigger news.
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I'm going back home. To Melbourne.
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What, for a visit?
No, forever. My mum's waiting outside.
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We're supposed to spend the day
together
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and then we're flying out tonight.
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Well, that's great.
That's terrible!
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For her.
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Well, what about me?
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I mean, us?
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You're definitely doing this?
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Oh, just when I was
starting to like you.
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Yeah, tragically, you freaks
are the only friends I have here,
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so I'm ditching my mum
to spend the day with you guys.
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What do you wanna do?
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I wanna stick it up Lancaster
for kicking me out,
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but I'd settle for everybody putting
aside their petty little differences
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and giving me the best last day ever.
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Whatever you want.
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I'm in.
Hell yeah.
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Um...
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Do we have to bust out
some peer pressure?
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We need you.
Why?
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Not everything's about you, Tammy.
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Fine.
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Today is all about me!
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What are you doing?
I want to see her.
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Why?
Is she hot?
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She's my mum, so obviously.
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Maybe I can introduce myself
and say I live next door.
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Hello!
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Ohh! Or not.
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Scarlett!
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Remind me why I have to
spend the day running around
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trying to make sure Scarlett has a super
fun day and watch her flirt with Luke.
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He's talking to her
because you won't talk to him.
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They're feelings, remember?
They have no logic.
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You complete us.
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Yeah, who's gonna make all
the trouble and cause all the riots?
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So, what are we gonna do
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to make International Scarlett Day
the best day ever?
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Well, I've got my name down at
this freestyling thing at Ric's later.
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Maybe I could do a rhyme for you.
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You rap?
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Yeah, but this is the first time in front
of actual people, and I need your support.
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So can you all come?
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Maybe. But more importantly,
what are we doing now?
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I want breakfast and caffeine.
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Oh, I know a place
I think you're gonna love.
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So it's called the Lentil Asylum,
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and all the staff that work here
are refugees,
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and you just pay what
you think the meal's worth.
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So you might pay
50 cents, or 50 dollars.
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Great, 'cause I'm low on cash
and high on expectations.
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What?
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Can't believe you're going.
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Oh, I think I'm going to miss you
most of all, Tin Man.
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Scar, do you actually wanna move back,
or is this just your parents' idea?
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I never wanted to be here
in the first place.
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Who knew all I had to do
was get expelled?
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What's so good about Melbourne?
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There's heaps of bars and clubs
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and places where they don't let you in
if you have no shoes or bad hair.
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It's pretty much the opposite of here.
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You won't have us.
Your crew. Your posse.
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Your peeps, who'll
take a bullet for you.
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Oh, well, maybe I'll visit sometime.
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Really?
No.
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Um, so this is your idea of
showing me a good time?
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Oh, sorry. Thought you'd like it here.
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No, you didn't.
Are you still not over this whole thing?
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Of course I'm over it.
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I'm so over it I don't even know
what thing you're referring to.
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So, how much are we all putting in?
Can we do something I like now?
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Thanks.
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Valley?
Been there.
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Beach?
Yawn.
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How about we take a tour of the mind?
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Destination unknown.
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Wanna get high, or do you
wanna get stoned?
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It's only 11 o'clock in the morning.
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We wanna get high.
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Rad!
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Hey, look, Lungcancer.
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Ohh, he would have a little dog.
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If you want me to kill the hellhound
of the demon who took my Scar away,
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I'll make sure it doesn't suffer.
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Unless you want it to.
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I don't wanna hurt the dog,
I wanna hurt him.
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If you had have given me
some more notice,
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I could have organised some
serious retribution for you.
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Like what?
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Enter 'revenge' into the search engine
of your choice.
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You wouldn't believe how many ways
there are to ruin someone's life.
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Look at him
picking up its poo. It's disgusting.
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Would you prefer it if he left it there
for someone to stand on?
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I'd prefer it if he fucked up and died.
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I get it.
What?
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Scarlett's leaving and
everything's gonna change.
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It already has.
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Why weren't we all friends
before she got here?
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Maybe she's like the sun,
how it sucks everything in towards it.
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She thinks she's
the centre of the universe.
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Hey, stoners!
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Ahh!
Hey!
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I need someone to play with.
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Ohh!
Come on! Yay!
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It's like he's not even trying to
make up with me anymore.
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I can't believe the love of my life
is leaving forever,
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and I never even got to touch her boob.
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Come on, this is a waste of
valuable study time. Let's go home.
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This is our last day all together.
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No, I wanna stay with these guys.
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Why am I surprised that you're choosing
Luke and Scarlett over me,
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formerly known as your best friend?
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I knew this would happen.
What?
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I'm sorry that you have issues with Luke,
but I still happen to like the guy.
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And I don't have a lot of man friends,
if you haven't noticed.
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We were having such a great time.
Why'd you have to wreck everything?
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Oh, I know I'm overreacting,
but I can't help it.
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It's like I'm pre-mental
every day right now.
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I wanna jump off.
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Remember you went through your
'l wanna be a stuntman' phase?
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Yeah, good times.
No, broken pelvis.
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Oh...
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Hello, ladies.
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We need to go where they're going.
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See, there's plenty of fish in the sea,
and they wear bikinis.
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So let's go fishing.
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Ed, can you quiz me?
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Uh...
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I'm going in.
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I might just hang here.
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It's page 54.
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Is there anything like this down south?
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Mmm, less tan.
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So it's possible this isn't
the worst place in the entire world?
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Point taken.
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I know you secretly love it here.
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Arabic numerals...
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Excuse me,
may I borrow some suncream?
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Oh, sorry. Didn't realise it was you.
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Scarlett.
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Yeah, listen, I think we, uh...
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I think we kinda got off
on the wrong... feet.
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Isn't it 'foot'?
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No, no, it was...
it was definitely both.
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Yes, please. Thank you.
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Look at him, showing off his muscles.
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Oh, what a tough guy.
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Like you wouldn't, if you had any.
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This is my last chance.
I only have this one day.
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To what?
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To make her love me.
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And what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
But I'm gonna give it a shot.
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If I get desperate
I can show her my butterfly.
248
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,559
I don't even wanna know what that is.
249
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,404
The swimming stroke.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
250
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,767
Good luck with that.
251
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,879
Who wears high heels with a bikini?
252
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,281
Every fashion model in the entire world.
253
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,479
Are you getting in?
254
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,642
No, I don't want to get my hair wet.
255
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,119
Are you sure?
256
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,119
Ed. What are you doing?
257
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,205
Sorry.
258
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,559
Thanks, Ed! I hurt my ankle.
259
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,530
Sorry. Can I get you anything?
260
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,999
Um, you can get me an ice-cream.
261
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,082
And one for Dylan for rescuing me.
262
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,359
Sure.
263
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,319
You OK?
It really hurts.
264
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,766
You want me to rub it better?
265
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,809
I'd like that ice-cream now, thanks, Ed.
266
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,199
Has anyone seen Dylan anywhere?
267
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,439
Sorry, your boyfriend's gone.
Just like your broken ankle.
268
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,679
How could he leave
without saying goodbye?
269
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,599
I was thinking a Brisbane bad boy might
be a fun thing to do on my last day.
270
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,599
I'm still here.
271
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,331
Ohh! You're so cute.
272
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,199
Hey, can I have my hat?
No, I need it.
273
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,639
Why?
Ah, um...
274
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,719
Have you got a stiffy?
No.
275
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,079
Shut up! It's normal.
276
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,879
Fuck you all.
277
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,159
What's funny?
Nothing.
278
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,439
Where's the girls?
They left.
279
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,719
They wanted me
to go to something, so...
280
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,639
Why didn't you go?
Yeah, they looked like such nice girls.
281
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,599
'Cause, you know, it's Scar's last day.
I'm honoured.
282
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,159
So what are your friends
in Melbourne like?
283
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,719
Are they all super cool?
Obviously.
284
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,719
Who's your best friend?
285
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,279
I don't really believe in best friends.
286
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,408
Well, they still believe in you.
287
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,679
So after a rough start, I did
have fun today. Thanks, guys.
288
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,959
There was one little thing
I want to do before I go.
289
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,559
What is it?
290
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,211
Get me some sweet revenge.
291
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,039
All the sports teams
should have left by now,
292
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,839
so we should have
the place to ourselves.
293
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,479
To do what exactly?
294
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,280
We're gonna take a shit on Lancaster's
desk and we're not gonna pick it up.
295
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,124
I could probably do the dirty work.
296
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,919
I meant metaphorically.
297
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,079
Yeah.
298
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,525
Me too.
299
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,919
Scar, it's your dad.
300
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,679
Why's he calling me?
301
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,439
Uh, maybe he wants to
make you manager of the hotel.
302
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,559
What should I do?
Just ignore it.
303
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,199
I can't screen your dad. He'd kill me.
304
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,282
So tell him you haven't seen me, then.
305
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,839
Hello?
306
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,039
Where the hell's my daughter?
Uh...
307
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,839
Don't you lie to me, you little...
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
308
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,079
This is Scarlett's mother.
309
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,242
Would you please put her on the phone?
310
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,119
It's your mum.
311
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,839
Hi, Mum. I'm spending my last day
here with my friends.
312
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,330
Have a great day with Dad!
313
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,399
You might want to switch that off.
314
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,210
Another couple of hours
and they'll kill each other.
315
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,879
I don't think this is a good idea. Unlike
Scarlett, we still go to this school.
316
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,159
She hasn't got
anything to lose, but we do.
317
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,679
In a few weeks,
school will be over forever.
318
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,639
There won't be any more rules to break,
319
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,559
and we'll be on our way to being
boring, frustrated grown-ups.
320
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,359
This could be our last chance
to be really young and irresponsible.
321
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,719
That is bullshit. This is about her.
322
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,319
When are you going to get the idea?
She doesn't wanna fuck you!
323
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,319
Shut up. Just 'cause you're
a scaredy-cat, old-lady virgin.
324
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,559
- What did you call me?
- Look, I don't care if you go in or not.
325
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,039
If you're too chicken, go home.
326
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,799
Oh, reverse psychology.
You're so tricky.
327
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,639
Wait!
328
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,449
I'm coming.
329
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,159
What are you kids doing in my office?
330
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,799
You're all a bunch of sex-crazy
drug addicts and you're all expelled.
331
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,679
Yeah, yeah, that would be funny.
332
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,119
If it wasn't exactly
what's gonna happen to us.
333
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,039
We're looking for dirt of any kind.
334
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,840
I don't have much time
and I want payback before I go.
335
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,640
OK, so no kiddie porn,
but I did find the student files.
336
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,839
Ooh, what's in 'em?
337
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,839
Um, a bunch of test results
338
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,239
and psychological assessments
for every student.
339
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,199
Mine says I have
a superiority complex.
340
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,519
I need to see my file.
341
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,439
I don't wanna spend
my whole weekend in here.
342
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,519
I come here all the time to get yelled
at.
343
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,279
Yeah, can we do something else?
Please, Miss Carlyle?
344
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,282
Yep, go keep lookout.
345
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,519
Mr Lancaster's diary is so boring.
346
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,759
It's all budgets and meetings.
No lunchtime hook-ups.
347
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,999
There must be something
that we're missing.
348
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,650
Maybe he's clean.
349
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,399
Ohh, you're looking at Luke's file.
350
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,879
No, I was just...
351
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,759
It was on here,
so I was just having a look.
352
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,239
So what does it say?
353
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,159
That he's a compulsive woman chaser
and he has self-destructive tendencies?
354
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,319
No, it's private.
355
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,085
Well, that's rich, seeing as
you just stuck your nose into it.
356
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,919
It says some stuff about
357
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,439
how they gave him special consideration
when his parents died.
358
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,439
Well, that's what you should give him,
some special consideration.
359
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,959
Can we not talk about this now?
360
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,440
Sure. And what does your file say?
361
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,720
Well, my academic profile is excellent.
Huh! I'm in the top 1 %!
362
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,959
Oh, what a surprise.
363
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,804
But it says here...
What?
364
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,079
My psychological assessment says
I'm an obsessive over-achiever.
365
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,764
Yeah, well, I could have told you that.
366
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,359
What? You are obsessive.
367
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,079
That's why you stress over
boring things like school,
368
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,599
and that's why you'll probably be
hugely successful
369
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,410
at whatever tedious thing
you decide to do with your life.
370
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,930
Well, I wouldn't have used
those words exactly, but... you know.
371
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,639
She's like a tornado, man.
372
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,639
She might tear your house down,
but it's nothing personal.
373
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,529
So you definitely
wouldn't go there again?
374
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,199
Nah, mate. She's all yours.
375
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,804
Can you tell her that?
376
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,839
Thanks for all your help,
but we got absolutely nothing.
377
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,319
It's gonna be up to you guys
to punish Lancaster after I'm gone.
378
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,369
I'm on it.
I'll make it my life's work.
379
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,082
I promise I'll... try.
380
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,842
Hey, look.
381
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,959
I can't believe it's still there.
382
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,119
Feels like so long ago.
383
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,719
- That was a great night.
- Mmm.
384
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,359
Uh, we got arrested,
385
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,439
and I seem to remember
you saying several times
386
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,279
that it was the worst
night of your life.
387
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,399
Yeah, you went on for about a month
about how you missed your own party.
388
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,479
Yeah, but in my mind it was
the night that we all got to be friends.
389
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,679
Aww!
390
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,241
Aw! Awwww!
391
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,851
Guys?
392
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,079
I can't do it. I can't do it.
393
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,163
It's OK. I'll help you. You just
have to grab and get the pole thing.
394
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,959
My shoe!
I dropped my shoe!
395
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,599
It's OK. We'll get it.
No, no, I can't...
396
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,159
I can't do it. I can't do it.
397
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,639
You go and I'll take the stairs.
What about Lancaster?
398
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,439
I'm already expelled.
What else can he do to me?
399
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,919
I'll wait for you out the front.
400
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,919
No, you guys gotta go,
and I've got a plane to catch.
401
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,559
This is something
I have to do on my own.
402
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,399
Well... will you come see me
at Ric's on your way?
403
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,439
I don't think my mum's
gonna be in the mood
404
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,439
to stop off for a quick rap show
on the way to the airport.
405
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,330
So this is goodbye.
406
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,203
Don't you forget about me.
407
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,126
Ed?
408
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,289
Get my shoe.
409
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,764
I love you too.
410
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,439
Miss Carlyle?
411
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,239
Mr Lancaster,
just the man I was looking for.
412
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,319
I just came to tell you that
you've done me a huge favour.
413
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,079
I have been dying to get out of this
place
414
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:56,080
and now you can't tell me
what to do, or what to think.
415
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,403
Or how short my skirt should be.
416
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,199
Ugh. So thank you.
417
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,727
I really appreciate
everything you've done for me.
418
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,199
How long are you gonna walk around
with that stupid look on your face?
419
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,679
Forever.
420
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,679
It was just a kiss, Ed.
Doesn't mean anything.
421
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,879
She hands them out all over the place.
422
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,079
Nice moves.
423
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,439
Figured I'll wait till exams are over,
then move to Melbourne and I'm in.
424
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,119
So what time are you on at Ric's?
425
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,079
In, like, 10 minutes.
426
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,279
Come on, I want to get a move on.
I don't want to miss my spot.
427
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,279
You can always make
a fool of yourself next week.
428
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,567
You nervous?
No.
429
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,039
What's your MC name?
430
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,202
E = MC Square.
431
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,559
The Theory of Relativity.
432
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,359
E for Ed, plus MC...
433
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,519
Yeah, we get it. Einstein.
434
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,879
Wonder if I should message her
before she goes.
435
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,719
Too soon?
436
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,719
One, two, three, four.
437
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,599
Everybody in the club, gettin' tipsy.
438
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,439
Yeah!
439
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,359
Next up, we got E = MC Square.
440
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:08,684
Yo, where you at?
441
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,203
It's your time to shine.
442
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,487
Ed. You're up now.
443
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,839
I can't do it.
444
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,604
You have to do it.
445
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,759
Yeah, do one of your freaky poems.
446
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,239
This is your catastrophe.
Please, Tams. I can't do it.
447
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,239
Yo!
I'll owe you for the rest of my life.
448
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,319
MC Square, where you at?
No, no, no, no, this is not funny.
449
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,479
E = MC Square!
450
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,608
Make some noise!
451
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,439
Ah, sure.
452
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,569
Gimme some... beats.
453
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:56,324
Um, I don't rap, but I do write,
and this is called 'Shhh'.
454
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,999
Burn the house, crash the car
455
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,679
Find someone and break their heart
456
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,119
Kill the kids, eat the pets
457
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,719
Take the trash and leave the rest
458
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,839
Pave the garden, melt the snow
459
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,479
Salt the earth so nothing can grow
460
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,359
Dry up the oceans and the seas
461
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,759
Sell the forests, fell the trees
462
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,199
Smash your toys beyond repair
463
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,799
Because it's never, ever fair
464
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,919
Wreck your room while you dance
465
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,439
To the sound of the music
in your underpants
466
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,159
It's the end of the world
I can't find my hairdryer
467
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,479
I really need a shower
But the water's on fire.
468
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:42,600
Interesting. Yo, make some noise
for E = MC Square!
469
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,241
Rocked it. Killed it.
470
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,199
What? He said it was interesting.
471
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,726
I am never gonna forgive you for this.
472
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,279
What a freak.
473
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,521
I thought she was kinda cool.
474
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,959
Maybe I was wrong.
475
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,679
So, how's your husband?
476
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,279
He has a name.
Even dogs get names.
477
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,519
Where is she?
478
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,319
What are you smiling about?
479
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,199
It's just nice to see someone
in my position for a change.
480
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,679
Please. It's been
your position for five minutes.
481
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,919
It was my position for 17 years.
482
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,999
Love you too, Mum.
483
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,879
Are you really having a competition over
who's had to put up with me the most?
484
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,479
You'll have plenty of time
to berate me on the plane.
485
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,599
And to explain what
you've been doing all day.
486
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,679
I'm not going.
Excuse me?
487
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,159
I'm staying. You can't make me go.
488
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,639
Well, you're not staying at this hotel.
489
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,839
Fine. I'll move out and
I'll see you at Christmas.
490
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,359
Fine. There's some things that I'll need
before you go, then.
491
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,885
Things that I pay for.
492
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,319
What am I supposed to do
without a phone?
493
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,079
Your problem, Scarlett.
494
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,919
Don't forget I'm rich, you're not.
Let's see how long you last.
495
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,999
Fine. Well, you can't control me
with your money anymore.
496
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,119
I don't need you and I don't need you.
I'm gonna own this town.
497
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,639
You can't just let her leave.
498
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,999
What can I do? You know what she's
like when she gets an idea in her head.
499
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,599
She's like you.
Like me?
500
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,090
She's you in a dress.
501
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,319
What's with the shoe?
502
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,448
Cinderella left it.
503
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,359
Anyone want a drink?
504
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,203
How about some shots?
505
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,959
Why are you hanging out with this dick?
506
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,879
He's a good guy.
507
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,159
Is that why you haven't been around?
New boyfriend?
508
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,288
Yeah, funny.
509
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,559
Ah, we gotta go.
510
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,559
Do you want to hit a party in Red Hill?
511
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,519
Yeah, alright. Just wait for Ed.
512
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,359
Oh, sorry, man. It's kinda private.
513
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,964
Can't bring your country cousin.
514
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,445
Make noise!
515
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,039
Guess what!
What?
516
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,439
It's your lucky night
and you can buy me a drink.
517
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,011
Ah, what do you like?
Tequila shot, thanks.
518
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,879
Now.
519
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,319
Hey!
Hey.
520
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,239
Well, you don't seem
very surprised to see me.
521
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,969
I knew you wouldn't go.
522
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,359
Admit it. You love it here.
And you love us.
523
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,319
OK, yeah, maybe I don't hate
this place or the people
524
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,719
as much as I thought I did,
but I have new problems.
525
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,119
I've just moved out of home
and Dad took all my money.
526
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,879
Bummer.
527
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,959
I'm trying to turn it into
a positive thing, though.
528
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,279
Like, now he can't bribe me
to do whatever he wants.
529
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,799
That was really holding me back.
530
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,159
And now you're free.
Exactly!
531
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,879
I can do whatever I like, and I can
do it on my own, and with friends.
532
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,479
Where are you gonna stay?
533
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,039
Well speaking of friends, I was
thinking, your place is pretty huge.
534
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,039
My parents hate you.
I've never even met your parents.
535
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,959
Trust me, they would hate you.
536
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,439
They're not into guests of any kind.
537
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,999
OK, I need somewhere with no parents.
538
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,679
Where's everybody else?
539
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,959
I think they left.
540
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,439
And speaking of leaving,
541
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,999
I have to go and do that study that I
didn't do today 'cause you were leaving.
542
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,799
Yeah, sorry about that.
Do you need a ride?
543
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,879
No, I told the limo driver
that my dad said
544
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,719
he had to be my personal driver all
night and he'd pay him double.
545
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,239
Genius.
See, I can look after myself.
546
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,719
I don't need their money.
547
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,007
See?
548
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,649
What? I'm not gonna make out with you
just 'cause you bought me a drink.
549
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,959
Uh, Luke's not home right now.
550
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,199
I'm actually here to see you.
I really need a place to stay.
551
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,479
Oh, you can't stay here.
Why not? I thought you liked me.
552
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,005
Yeah, I do. But...
553
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,490
I'll be right back. It's just one of
my brother's little girlfriends.
554
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,726
You know what? It's fine.
I'll find somewhere else.
555
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,729
I think Ed has quite enough
distractions as it is.
556
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,399
I can find somewhere
longer-term tomorrow.
557
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,679
I just really need somewhere for
tonight.
558
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,959
You can stay in my room.
It'll be great fun!
559
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,281
Yay!
560
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,759
For how long?
561
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,759
Rosie and Charli said I could stay
for as long as I like.
562
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,039
I know you were
looking forward to me going
563
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,279
so that you could get back to being
centre of attention.
564
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,079
No. That's not entirely true.
565
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,039
But you're gonna have to put up
with me for a little bit longer.
566
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,646
Until I move to London, in my 20s.
567
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,439
And what are you planning on
doing until then?
568
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,839
Guess I'll get a job.
569
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,439
Getting a good job is really hard.
570
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,279
Um, actually, getting a bad job
is really hard.
571
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,770
Yeah, maybe for ugly people.
572
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,839
Why don't you go and stay at Luke's?
There's two guys you like over there.
573
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,799
Oh, what is wrong with you?
I don't like Luke. You can have him.
574
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,159
Thank you. So much.
575
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,439
Oh, you have got to get over this.
576
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,239
I'm not the evil boyfriend-stealer
you think I am.
577
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,879
If you had given me
some advance warning
578
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,879
and actually told me
that you liked the guy,
579
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,848
I swear I would have
never have gone there.
580
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,879
OK. I'm over it.
581
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,679
I'm sorry I've been so uber-bitchy.
582
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,279
It's just you always get what you want,
and every guy you like,
583
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,599
and now you need a home
and so you just come and steal mine.
584
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,159
I'm just borrowing it.
585
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,159
You don't know how lucky you are.
586
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,959
Yeah, well, when you're around
I don't feel lucky.
587
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,486
I feel invisible next to you.
588
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,847
Well, that's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
589
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,689
I am trying to study!
590
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,846
God, I really miss my phone.
591
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,040
Zero fashion stylists, zero personal
shoppers, zero anything I like.
592
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,599
I love this.
Try it on!
593
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,119
It makes no sense. You need
a degree to work in a kindergarten?!
594
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,566
Like the kids are gonna know!
595
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,967
What up, Brisbane?!
596
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,439
You better listen!
597
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,363
Drop your drinks, now listen!
598
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,399
Brisbane!
599
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,399
I got a few words I needa
get out of my system!
600
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,447
Yeah!
601
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,319
What up?
602
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,119
My name is Ed, I'm on the mike.
603
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,806
Doin' it best, yeah!
604
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,399
I'm like as fly as Luke Skywalker.
605
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,439
I'm like the Jedi, the way I fly.
606
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,886
Fallin'! Whoo!
607
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,239
♪ See, my so-called friends
I came with all sold me
608
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,719
♪ Left me all alone at the bar
but that won't stop me
609
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,159
♪ Come on, Brisbane,
try to hang on every word
610
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,130
♪ I'm about to bring revenge
It's like 'Revenge of the Nerds'
611
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,759
♪ See, my girl Tams's
always stressed out with the studyin'
612
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,439
♪ I wish she was here
but we fought 'cause she was worryin'
613
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,239
♪ Everything's getting
really serious now
614
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,050
♪ We've been best friends for years
but I ain't feelin' it now
615
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,039
♪ Then there's Eva Lee
who's buggin' me
616
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,159
♪ So secretive, yeah
617
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,119
♪ I wanna know what her secret is
618
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,599
♪ I thought I knew her well
but I don't know enough
619
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,119
♪ I think that I could help
If I knew what she was fearful of
620
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,406
♪ Of
621
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,799
♪ Luke, I thought you were my mate
but you're just like them
622
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,799
♪ I hope you're having fun
with your Facebook friends
623
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,199
♪ Update each other's status
with your blah, blah, blah
624
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,646
♪ But ask yourself a question
is that really who you are?
625
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,999
♪ Now I get to Scar,
my own Hollywood star
626
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,799
♪ She's gone away so far
I feel my heart has broken clean in half
627
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,759
♪ The truth hurts
But it's pointless to ignore
628
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,039
♪ At the end of the day,
beautiful girls like beautiful boys... ♪
629
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,805
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
630
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,759
♪ I don't care
Put your hands in the air
631
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,599
♪ And make a little noise
for the MC Square! ♪
632
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,167
MC Square!
633
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,239
I can't believe how much
I miss my phone.
634
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,679
I think I'm having withdrawals.
635
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,719
Where is it?
My dad stole it.
636
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,530
Then you just steal it back.
637
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,211
Scull! Scull! Scull! Scull!
638
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,487
Oh, my God! Ohh! Ohhh!
639
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,039
Busted!
640
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,840
Family meeting, five minutes.
Fully dressed, thank you.
641
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,719
I know this must be very confusing
for you, sweetie.
642
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:47,079
Ah, no, it's not confusing at all.
I know exactly what's been going on.
643
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,639
So we're gonna cut a little deal.
644
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,279
I want my life back,
exactly the way it was before,
645
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,161
or I'm calling Paul and I'm telling him
what's been going on.
646
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,599
So call him.
647
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,479
No, wait. Paul doesn't need
to know about this.
648
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,679
He's already
extremely threatened by you.
649
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,359
He wasn't happy at all
that I came up to see you without him.
650
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,249
Then he's smarter than I thought.
651
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,527
Please. It'll be the end of my
marriage.
652
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,079
OK. But I'm doing it for you, not him.
653
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,519
Thank you.
654
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,760
Yay!
655
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,439
You're dead to me.
656
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,559
I'm sorry.
657
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,639
I'm really, really sorry.
658
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,644
I'm gonna need you
to be more specific.
659
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,039
I am a bad friend.
660
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,040
I'm really sorry that I made you get up on
stage for me, and I'm sorry about Luke.
661
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,488
You're right about him. He's a player.
662
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,568
I lost Scarlett's shoe,
and now she's gone forever.
663
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,850
Sucks to be you.
664
00:46:45,615 --> 00:47:49,040
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