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Flynn's my boyfriend.
You and Spencer?!
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Let's get it out in the open,
no more secrets.
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Maybe I should just tell her.
"Guess what?
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"I'm not even your father!"
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Did you fuck Rachael?
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No! Liar!
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Looks like Hope's
gone off the reservation.
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Who says I'm breaking up with him?
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It's a summer fling for you, but for
him, you're his happily ever after.
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This is everyone you slept with
last summer? This is everyone?
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Yeah. Everyone.
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Continue seeing her and I'll tell
her how you were sticking it to
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her mother all last summer.
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End it!
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Marry me.
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Don't ruin it for her.
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I won't ruin it,
I'm just going to kill him.
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Crazy, right?
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Crazy.
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A little.
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We got carried away and now there's
a cake and a dress and a priest.
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It's real.
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It's really real.
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What if everybody's right?
What if I'm just doing this
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to fuck with my parents?
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Let's face it, we're not...
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under normal circumstances,
the marrying kind?
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Exactly.
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How about we, I dunno...
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just, like, leave it to fate?
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Toss a coin.
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OK.
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Here we go.
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Heads we do, tails we don't.
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Heads.
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Oh, fuck it. We're getting married!
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What's the worst that can happen?
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There is no fucking way
I am letting her marry that man!
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Just calm down a minute.
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Bobby.
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I tell PJ everything you
and Flynn got up to last summer...
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No. She'd never speak to me again!
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It's a small price to pay
to save our daughter.
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This has got nothing to do with
saving our daughter.
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One more chance, Pam.
And if it doesn't work...
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I swear to God... Boom!
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Toga on. Chop, chop.
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Sure.
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Right.
I'm calling a bathroom convention.
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Second the motion.
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Motion passed.
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Nothing's wrong.
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We're your best men.
We know when something's up.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen tomorrow?
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They announce
a fourth Matrix film...
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PJ finds out about Pam.
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Yes. To both.
But mainly the Pam thing.
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She's going to be
my fuckin' mother-in-law...
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I know it's the plot of
your favourite adult movies, Barry
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but, come on,
I can't let PJ find out...
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Cos she'll realise you've been
lying all summer,
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call it all off
and probably never forgive you?
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You worry too much, Grasshopper.
Besides, who really knows about it?
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Only us. The kids.
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Rachael. Mac. Bobby.
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And Pam, obviously.
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And that's it.
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You're sure? That's everyone?
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Yeah. That's everyone...
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except Hope.
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We ran out of conversation.
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I need to fill the silence
with something.
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Silence is the silent killer.
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But Hope isn't the issue here,
right? This is about you.
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You've got the heebie-jeebies
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and you're looking for
something to worry about.
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Trust me. I'm your best, best man.
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Equal best, best man.
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Yeah.
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I'm not drunk.
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I'm not in a toga.
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What the fuck am I doing?
It's my stag night!
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I'm getting married in the morning!
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Yeah!
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Getting married's easy. It's
everything afterwards that's hard.
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I mean, we'll need another plate.
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And forks. We don't have any forks.
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Why do we need another plate?
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For PJ. She's not going to eat
off the floor, is she?
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I mean, it's going to be tight,
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having four of us in the flat,
but we can shift some stuff around...
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That's not going to be necessary.
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Look, I agree. The Pot Noodle museum
stays, that's non-negotiable.
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I think Flynn means we're not going
to have four people in the flat.
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Are you moving out?
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He's not. I am.
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We're not coming back home, mate.
We're staying here.
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But what about our visas?
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I mean, I'm not against the idea
of living in America.
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Barry. Me and PJ.
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I thought we had it all worked out.
I was going to be your carer.
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I spent the last year reading
those books and going on courses...
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What do you want me to say? This is
my chance to be with somebody.
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I've not got the time
you boys have got.
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Barry. Where are you going?
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Ice.
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We need some ice.
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He'll be back. And we do need ice.
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Evening, fellas.
I just need to ask a few questions.
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Hi. Look, I know
my tag got activated,
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but I was kidnapped...
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OK. Sounds serious. Sounds like
I need to show someone...
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my night stick.
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Er, yeah. Sorry, dude, you got
the wrong... the wrong bunk.
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Good moves, though.
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Now the party's started.
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OK, so...
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this is it.
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So, good luck with the, er...
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the clothes removal stuff.
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You coming in?
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No, no, no. It's a hen party,
so it's off-limits to men.
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Most men. Men who are... clothed,
and shall remain so.
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All right, well...
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, no.
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Ladies. I've had some reports
on a disturbance.
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Oh, shut up
and show us your night stick!
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Oh, my God!
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You're amazing!
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He's kind of got the moves, huh?
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I guess, yeah.
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So, Flynn's staying here.
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I always said
I was going to look after him
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but, well, my visa runs out soon
and I got to thinking, you know.
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Everything I want is in America.
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In fact, it's standing
right in front of me.
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Dressed in a cheerleader costume.
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But that's totally irrelevant.
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Just, you look nice and smell nice
and say nice things and...
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I love you, Kim.
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Which is why I want you
to do me the greatest honour...
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Kim?
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck.
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Fuck it.
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Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!
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Fuck!
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You look like someone
who could use a drink.
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I've already got one.
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And a stupid, broken, stupid heart...
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No. I meant a proper drink.
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Come on, ladies!
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Let's go!
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Get those hands up!
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Yeah, I'm getting married!
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Guys, come on!
This is the 21st Century.
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Stags and hens being separated
is so backwards...
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No, no! The bride and groom
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cannot see each other
before the wedding...
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You're here!
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Good luck trying to separate them.
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Barry not around?
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There's a problem with Kim.
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What kind of a problem with Kim?
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We should probably sort that out.
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You know, best man and bridesmaid...
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and all that.
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Yeah. Let me be clear
about something.
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I will be civil to you.
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I will dance with you, if necessary.
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But best men do not always
sleep with the bridesmaids, OK?
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It is not a tradition.
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I mean, it is a tradition.
But not this time...
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Hey, hi. If you want to talk,
or anything...
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I'm around.
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Trying to hold onto love is like
trying to hold onto a moon beam.
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Or a shadow.
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And how do you hold onto a shadow?
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You can't.
Unless you have superpowers.
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And I don't...
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I think you're a superhero.
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Yeah?
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In fact...
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I think you're Iron Man.
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Wow, Iron Man.
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Wait.
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OK.
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Wait, this is wrong...
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This is so wrong.
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Really?
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I can't do this...
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I can't.
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No, cos... I love...
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I love Kimberley. Really big love.
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Big... Oh, God.
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I can't let it go.
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I can't...
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It's all right, Barry.
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We're not going to sleep together.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Then why...? Why did you...?
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Because I'm robbing you.
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What? No, wait. Wait.
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Oh, hello,
shiny, sparkly, glittery...
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Whoa!
Is this a real diamond?
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Yeah. No! That? It's a fake.
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It's made of granite, or something...
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Don't take that.
It belongs to my friend.
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I have no idea why your girlfriend
wouldn't want to marry you.
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You're a real catch!
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Wait.
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No, wait.
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You don't have to steal
my clothes as well.
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They're definitely not
worth anything.
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Yeah, I know.
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But... it's funny.
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No, wait!
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Bar girl!
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Fuck!
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Brandon, please roll over.
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Fried egg sandwich,
with a smattering of brown sauce.
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Welcome to your wedding day.
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You're the best
joint best man ever.
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Speaking of which...
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Sorry. Still no sign of Barry yet.
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I can't believe he'd just ditch me.
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No. He didn't. He probably just
went out for... you know... a jog.
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I'm hungover. I'm not daft.
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Yeah. I'll call him again.
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No! Fuck it!
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You look good in a suit.
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Hi. So, what, uh...
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What am I doing here?
Couldn't sleep.
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So you went for a long, long walk,
all the way back here?
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No, silly. I think it's because
I'm having a crisis of conscience.
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It's good of you to apologise...
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A little voice yapping away saying
I couldn't let PJ marry Flynn,
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until she knew the truth
about him and her mom.
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I just want to do the right thing.
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Well, that's great.
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Seriously? I kind of thought
you would freak out...
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No. No. You stand up for
what you believe in.
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That's what made
this country... quite good.
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Oh!
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Oh, OK.
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Sorry. Excuse me one second.
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Where the fuck are you?!
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'Seriously, dude, you have to
come and get me!'
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I can't, I've got a Hope
problem to deal with.
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'I'm the best man!
Fucking come and get me now!'
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Co-best man. Fuck, she's heading
towards the girls' bunks!
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Red alert, red alert!
Speak to Mac. Don't be late.
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And don't forget the fucking ring!
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'A-Rab, no, come back!'
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Hello?
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Whoa, there! Where are you
rushing off to?
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I have to go and talk to PJ.
I told you.
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At this time?
She's probably not even awake.
262
00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:58,696
You're doing a what? In a where now?
263
00:13:58,697 --> 00:14:00,657
'I'm in my pants
and chained to a bed!'
264
00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:03,616
Let's go for a walk.
You know, find somewhere to chat.
265
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:06,776
It's her wedding day.
Of course she's awake.
266
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:09,656
It's PJ. She could probably sleep
through a hurricane. Come on!
267
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:13,497
Lets grab a coffee.
Yeah, coffee. Coffee, coffee, coffee!
268
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:21,176
I can't believe
you can't drive, man.
269
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,337
Is that like a gay thing?
270
00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:27,136
Yeah. We're famous for it.
271
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,456
Crazy fucking world!
272
00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:31,256
I appreciate the lift,
anyway, thank you.
273
00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:33,696
Hey, I'm just happy to help.
274
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:36,496
I mean, Barry and I have had
our differences in the past, but...
275
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:39,256
I guess it's something I kept
from my spiritual journey.
276
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:42,537
The importance of
living in a brotopia.
277
00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:46,457
You just can't do it
on your own. You know?
278
00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:53,936
Thank you, thank you.
279
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,417
It's been an emotional day,
280
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:57,737
even the cake is in tiers!
281
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:03,696
But seriously, being friends with
someone like Flynn meant a lot.
282
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:07,297
Taught me a lot.
Opened a lot of doors.
283
00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:11,737
Mac attack!
284
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:13,817
Yay!
285
00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:16,096
Handcuffs, Barry. Really?
286
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,097
They were for the stag.
287
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:18,217
Oh, man!
288
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,977
Come on, come on...
289
00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:26,417
Come on... Damn!
290
00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:34,337
Don't suppose
you know how to tie one, do you?
291
00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:41,417
Where the fuck are my best men?
292
00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:46,577
Suppose you'd better
get used to it now.
293
00:15:48,577 --> 00:15:50,857
It's just you and PJ.
294
00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:01,697
Not bad, huh? For off the rack.
295
00:16:05,457 --> 00:16:07,976
Yah... About the dresses...
296
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:11,536
We get it. Your mom has issues
with this wedding.
297
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,416
I deserve to wear this hideous dress.
I am a hideous person.
298
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:17,056
Yeah, you know, you do kind of
deserve to wear this dress.
299
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:20,856
Thanks. He asked me to marry him.
300
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:23,216
What am I supposed to do with that?
301
00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:26,016
Trouble is, he's really lovely.
302
00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:29,217
Ah, ah! My wedding, OK?
Now, come on, bitches.
303
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,177
Game time!
304
00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:44,016
Should just get one of those
clip-on ones.
305
00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:45,976
Nobody knows the difference.
306
00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:46,697
Bobby.
307
00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:48,536
They don't.
308
00:16:48,537 --> 00:16:51,536
Have you decided
what you're going to do?
309
00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:53,057
I'm going to a wedding, Pam.
310
00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,577
Yep. Can't tell the difference.
311
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,256
Nervous, son?
312
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,497
A little, yeah.
313
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:08,297
I hate these things.
I've thrown up twice already.
314
00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:11,616
Got a bucket here, if you need it.
315
00:17:11,617 --> 00:17:13,097
Right. Cheers.
316
00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:15,497
Where is the best man?
317
00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:17,496
Men. They'll be here.
318
00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:20,137
Probably ran off with the bride!
319
00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:26,217
I'm just kidding. But seriously,
you should check. It happens.
320
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,057
It happens.
321
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:34,536
Do you really think I'm stupid?
322
00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:37,896
I know you only brought me here to try
and talk me out of telling PJ the truth.
323
00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:40,976
No, I didn't. This is about
you and me. The way it ended.
324
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,017
It's bugging me.
325
00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:43,216
Sure.
326
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:45,376
I abandoned you
in the middle of nowhere,
327
00:17:45,377 --> 00:17:48,176
almost got you deported,
and it's just eating you up inside.
328
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:49,296
I miss you.
329
00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:50,577
I'm still telling PJ.
330
00:17:50,578 --> 00:17:53,256
And you're still not listening to me.
331
00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:55,456
I miss you.
332
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:59,417
I pretend that I don't
and that everything's OK, but...
333
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,897
I don't want to pretend any more.
334
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:05,936
I miss you, way more than
I thought I would.
335
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,856
And I don't know what
my life would be like without you.
336
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,096
A-Rab.
337
00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:12,977
I forbid you to use me as
some sort of sexual fantasy.
338
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,776
I hear your voice
in my head every day.
339
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:20,936
I see your face, and that smile.
340
00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:24,457
And it just reminds me what I lost.
And it's fucking...
341
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,497
killing me.
342
00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:40,936
How long have we got?
343
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:43,056
Barry. I will get you there.
I promise.
344
00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,857
You're such a fucking Maction hero.
345
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,176
I don't know how
we managed without you.
346
00:18:47,177 --> 00:18:49,697
I'm not a hero, Barry.
I'm just an ordinary guy...
347
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:53,457
with a kick-ass penknife.
348
00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:57,656
All right. I just hit up
the Salvation Army.
349
00:18:57,657 --> 00:18:58,897
Is this all they had?
350
00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:01,536
Yeah, bro, we're in a hurry,
I grabbed the nearest things.
351
00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:04,416
But if you want to go on
a shopping spree, that's your call.
352
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:05,495
Grab the shoes, grab the shoes!
353
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:06,777
All right, all right.
354
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:07,976
Come on!
355
00:19:07,977 --> 00:19:09,737
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
356
00:19:13,337 --> 00:19:15,457
Go, go, go!
357
00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:22,816
A-Rab...
358
00:19:22,817 --> 00:19:24,696
Oh, you...
359
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,217
A-Rab...
360
00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:26,336
You...
361
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,497
I missed you so much!
362
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,297
I missed you too, Rachael.
363
00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:31,977
What did you just say to me?
364
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:35,256
Um... Miss... rachael.
365
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,256
Missrachael.
366
00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:39,456
It's Arabic, it means, er...
367
00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:42,296
you know, let's get busy!
368
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:44,136
You said her name!
369
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,335
You're an idiot, cos she's never
going to even care about you!
370
00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:47,617
Look, I'm sorry.
371
00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:49,656
You think you can apologise
for this?!
372
00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:51,256
Not for this. For the next bit.
373
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,016
It's nothing personal,
374
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,337
it's just,
I've got to be a best, best man.
375
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:04,577
Oh, I'm going to hell!
376
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,136
Where have you been?!
377
00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:20,016
Just had some, uh,
wedding stuff to deal with.
378
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:21,777
Relax, it's all going to be OK.
379
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:24,137
And there we go...
380
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,176
Perfect.
381
00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:29,976
What about Barry? Where is he?
382
00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:31,977
You've got one best man.
Don't be greedy.
383
00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:36,376
Oh, shit!
384
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:39,016
What is it? Come on!
385
00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:41,216
Keep going, come on, come on!
386
00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:43,656
We can't, dude.
Look, dude!
387
00:20:43,657 --> 00:20:45,095
Everyone else might buy into
388
00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:46,897
this whole reformed Jake,
spiritual upgrade 2.0...
389
00:20:46,898 --> 00:20:48,376
Barry.
390
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,376
But this is my best friend's
wedding, so quit fucking me around!
391
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,536
Barry, we're out of gas!
392
00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:56,176
Look, I can't fucking miss this.
He'll never forgive me.
393
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:59,416
Open the fucking door!
394
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,377
Thank you!
395
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,816
Guess I should have told him about
396
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,537
the spare canister
in the trunk, huh?
397
00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:21,576
Mate, this is probably a bad time
to tell you, but Barry has the ring.
398
00:21:21,577 --> 00:21:23,176
Right. Great.
399
00:21:23,177 --> 00:21:24,336
But I'm on it.
400
00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:25,417
Brandon!
401
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:31,856
Mate, I need your nipple ring.
402
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,656
What? No!
403
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,897
Give it to me.
404
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,897
Best best man.
405
00:21:52,337 --> 00:21:53,656
Hi. What you doing?
406
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:54,736
Not much. You?
407
00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:57,537
Oh, you know, just getting married.
That sort of thing.
408
00:21:59,097 --> 00:22:00,576
Dad! Oh, Dad.
409
00:22:00,577 --> 00:22:02,616
I'm OK. I'm OK. Eurgh!
410
00:22:02,617 --> 00:22:03,696
Oh, Dad!
411
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,776
Oh, my God!
412
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:05,777
Bobby! Jesus, Bobby!
413
00:22:05,778 --> 00:22:06,896
Mom!
414
00:22:06,897 --> 00:22:07,577
Man down!
415
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,936
Somebody call an ambulance! Now!
416
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,897
What's happening?
417
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,696
Stop it!
Jesus, what is wrong with you?!
418
00:22:15,697 --> 00:22:17,297
Can't a guy even have a heart attack
419
00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:19,536
without your goddamn tongue
getting in the way?!
420
00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:21,616
Just a bit of heartburn.
Had some bad pizza.
421
00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:22,976
That was scary!
422
00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:24,656
Don't make a fool of yourself.
423
00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:26,176
I'm just getting warmed up.
424
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:28,936
We both know you're not man enough
to step up and spill it.
425
00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:31,576
Neither are you, and you're the one
that's marrying her.
426
00:22:31,577 --> 00:22:34,456
Dad, you and Mom have tried everything.
You've got to give it up.
427
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:36,016
PJ. No!
428
00:22:36,017 --> 00:22:39,056
I've seen the worst of Flynn, OK?
He's seen the worst of me.
429
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,537
I trust him, I love him.
We're getting married.
430
00:22:50,017 --> 00:22:51,736
Dearly beloved...
431
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,536
That's nice, isn't it?
432
00:22:53,537 --> 00:22:57,696
Always gives me
a warm feeling inside.
433
00:22:57,697 --> 00:23:00,417
We are gathered here to join...
434
00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:09,336
Sorry. Go on.
435
00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:12,136
Yes. Um...
436
00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:13,656
Gathered here today.
437
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:17,456
Thank you. Gathered here today...
438
00:23:17,457 --> 00:23:20,697
to join these two in holy matrimony.
439
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:29,176
If there is anyone here who knows
why these two should not be wed,
440
00:23:29,177 --> 00:23:34,257
let them speak now,
or forever hold their peace.
441
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,296
He slept with my wife! Her mother!
442
00:23:41,297 --> 00:23:43,656
My wife! That bastard!
443
00:23:43,657 --> 00:23:45,537
Oh, my God!
444
00:23:47,097 --> 00:23:51,256
Wait! This shouldn't be
their wedding. It should be ours.
445
00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:52,976
Rachael, I love you.
446
00:23:52,977 --> 00:23:55,336
And I love you.
447
00:23:55,337 --> 00:23:57,856
I only married Mac because
I knew deep down that
448
00:23:57,857 --> 00:24:00,057
he was a homosexual,
and we'd get back together.
449
00:24:03,257 --> 00:24:04,696
Anybody at all?
450
00:24:04,697 --> 00:24:07,816
Wait! Barry's not here.
451
00:24:07,817 --> 00:24:10,697
He's missing his best friend's
wedding because I'm a complete bitch.
452
00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:14,296
Last chance!
453
00:24:14,297 --> 00:24:16,896
Well, in that case...
454
00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:20,296
Andrew 'Flynn' Spencer,
do you take...
455
00:24:20,297 --> 00:24:21,856
One second.
456
00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:24,616
What are you doing? What's going on?
457
00:24:24,617 --> 00:24:26,616
I can't go through with this
until I've been
458
00:24:26,617 --> 00:24:28,136
completely honest with you.
459
00:24:28,137 --> 00:24:29,897
I know, you're going to die,
I'll be a widow,
460
00:24:29,898 --> 00:24:31,656
yadda, yadda, yadda. Come on.
461
00:24:31,657 --> 00:24:33,936
No, it's not that.
462
00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:37,656
PJ, I slept with your mum.
Last year.
463
00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:40,296
And I know I should have told you
when you asked me,
464
00:24:40,297 --> 00:24:41,977
but I just want it out there
in the open.
465
00:24:41,978 --> 00:24:44,336
No lies, no bullshit. You and me.
466
00:24:44,337 --> 00:24:47,017
Cos I want this to work.
Because I love you.
467
00:24:49,977 --> 00:24:51,577
OK.
468
00:24:54,257 --> 00:24:55,817
So we're OK to continue?
469
00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:07,936
Um, Andrew 'Flynn' Spencer,
470
00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:11,896
do you take
Pamela Jefferson Junior, or 'PJ',
471
00:25:11,897 --> 00:25:14,576
to be your lawful wedded wife?
472
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:16,736
I do. I really do.
473
00:25:16,737 --> 00:25:19,936
Wait, sorry. Did you just say
you slept with my mom?
474
00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:21,016
Yeah.
475
00:25:21,017 --> 00:25:23,016
My mom? You slept with my mom?!
476
00:25:23,017 --> 00:25:24,216
PJ!
477
00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:26,616
Why would you do this?!
478
00:25:26,617 --> 00:25:29,056
I hadn't met you, I...
479
00:25:29,057 --> 00:25:32,976
No, why would you do this now?
You had weeks and weeks.
480
00:25:32,977 --> 00:25:34,736
Why right here, right now?
481
00:25:34,737 --> 00:25:38,816
When everything is so good,
everything's so perfect.
482
00:25:38,817 --> 00:25:42,617
How could you do this to me?
Who else knows?
483
00:25:48,137 --> 00:25:49,417
Great, good. OK.
484
00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:52,817
Well. It's good to see
it's all out in the open.
485
00:25:55,457 --> 00:25:57,097
Awesome.
486
00:25:58,297 --> 00:26:01,937
Never had a walkout before.
My first one.
487
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,096
Am I too late?
488
00:26:33,097 --> 00:26:36,296
Way too late. It's over.
It's all over.
489
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:39,496
Aw, man... I'm sorry.
490
00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:41,336
You're devastated!
No, really...
491
00:26:41,337 --> 00:26:43,615
You didn't even show up.
You disappeared with the ring.
492
00:26:43,616 --> 00:26:45,577
It wasn't like that.
What was it like?
493
00:26:45,578 --> 00:26:47,816
Trust me. Barry had
a completely valid reason
494
00:26:47,817 --> 00:26:49,696
for missing the wedding, man.
495
00:26:49,697 --> 00:26:52,136
Go on. What was this
totally valid reason?
496
00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:55,856
I went to a bar. And I got drunk.
497
00:26:55,857 --> 00:26:57,377
That's why you didn't show up?
498
00:27:00,617 --> 00:27:04,936
And I met a woman.
And she took me to a motel room...
499
00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:07,136
but nothing happened! She just...
500
00:27:07,137 --> 00:27:09,736
took off my clothes
and handcuffed me to the bed and...
501
00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:12,537
stole my wallet... and the ring.
502
00:27:13,657 --> 00:27:16,817
I don't have time for this shit.
I should be looking for PJ.
503
00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:18,977
Mate!
504
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,017
PJ!
505
00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,257
PJ!
506
00:27:29,377 --> 00:27:31,936
PJ, I know I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.
507
00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,057
PJ...
508
00:27:36,497 --> 00:27:39,896
Look, I-I know it sounds bad.
509
00:27:39,897 --> 00:27:42,376
Like we had a problem
and I ran off to a bar
510
00:27:42,377 --> 00:27:45,376
and went to a motel with
the first available woman.
511
00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:47,736
You don't need to explain anything.
But I do.
512
00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:50,577
You and me. Summer thing.
513
00:27:52,497 --> 00:27:53,617
Right.
514
00:27:57,737 --> 00:28:00,376
I'm never going to put this right.
515
00:28:00,377 --> 00:28:02,016
My relationship with PJ's over
516
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:04,817
and you get to walk away
smelling of roses.
517
00:28:06,577 --> 00:28:08,297
You must be feeling
very happy right now.
518
00:28:08,298 --> 00:28:09,897
Ecstatic!
519
00:28:15,537 --> 00:28:17,936
Hi, Lori. How are you?
520
00:28:17,937 --> 00:28:19,536
'What are you doing, Bobby?'
521
00:28:19,537 --> 00:28:22,856
Just organising
an ethnic awareness event.
522
00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,456
It's all very progressive.
523
00:28:24,457 --> 00:28:27,496
'So you're not standing
in a cheap suit, drinking champagne,
524
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,537
'during work hours?'
525
00:28:33,617 --> 00:28:35,857
It's more expensive than it looks.
526
00:28:37,697 --> 00:28:39,856
And why does
your ethnic awareness day
527
00:28:39,857 --> 00:28:41,976
look very much
like a wedding reception?
528
00:28:41,977 --> 00:28:44,136
The cake, the alcohol, the altar.
529
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:46,976
This breaks so many regulations
I can't even start to list them.
530
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:48,376
This is a real problem.
531
00:28:48,377 --> 00:28:49,976
This is not a problem.
532
00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:51,576
Oh, and how's that, Bobby?
533
00:28:51,577 --> 00:28:53,416
It's an opportunity.
534
00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:57,976
You know, eight million people
a year go to summer camp.
535
00:28:57,977 --> 00:29:01,096
Best years of their lives.
And then they get older, Lori.
536
00:29:01,097 --> 00:29:05,936
Then they get married, they settle
down. Er... what better setting.
537
00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:08,456
This is hardly the Hamptons.
Who'd want to get married here?
538
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,377
Yeah, well, er...
539
00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:15,296
The happy... couple.
540
00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:18,296
Here we go. Adil and Rachael.
541
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:19,536
Just married.
542
00:29:19,537 --> 00:29:20,696
Go on.
543
00:29:20,697 --> 00:29:23,856
Tell Lori why you chose Beaver Falls
as the site for your wedding?
544
00:29:23,857 --> 00:29:25,616
What?
545
00:29:25,617 --> 00:29:27,976
What lead you to choose
our little camp?
546
00:29:27,977 --> 00:29:29,056
Bobby...
547
00:29:29,057 --> 00:29:31,537
It was the trees and the lakes.
And-And the falls.
548
00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:33,616
It's was all just so romantic.
549
00:29:33,617 --> 00:29:34,696
A-Rab?
550
00:29:34,697 --> 00:29:37,376
We can't wait to tell everyone
what a great day we've had.
551
00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:43,177
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the happy couple!
552
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,017
Pick their brains.
553
00:29:49,817 --> 00:29:52,656
Pam, look after Lori for me.
I'm going to find PJ.
554
00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,897
She'll rip your face off
if you get within 12 yards of her.
555
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,416
PJ!
556
00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:02,377
PJ, I'm sorry.
557
00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:05,536
I'm so fucking sorry.
558
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,736
OK, Spencer. We get it.
You're sorry!
559
00:30:07,737 --> 00:30:09,256
You're not, though, are you?
560
00:30:09,257 --> 00:30:11,257
Everything worked out
fine for you, didn't it?
561
00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:14,495
What the hell was that for?!
562
00:30:14,496 --> 00:30:16,297
You got what you wanted. I told her.
563
00:30:16,298 --> 00:30:18,456
Yeah. Not at the fucking altar,
you imbecile!
564
00:30:18,457 --> 00:30:20,137
Not in front of her family
and friends!
565
00:30:20,138 --> 00:30:24,176
I had to. I couldn't let her
marry me off the back of a lie.
566
00:30:24,177 --> 00:30:27,176
Spencer, so noble, so honest.
567
00:30:27,177 --> 00:30:30,136
It's not about that. There's more
I could have said, but I wouldn't.
568
00:30:30,137 --> 00:30:31,776
Yeah, I'm sure there was.
569
00:30:31,777 --> 00:30:33,737
Like the fact you're not her father.
570
00:30:35,577 --> 00:30:36,777
Hey, listen, you...
571
00:30:36,778 --> 00:30:39,576
That's between you and PJ.
And I wouldn't tell her.
572
00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:40,897
It's not my business. This is.
573
00:30:40,898 --> 00:30:42,895
Yeah, my timing was fucking terrible
574
00:30:42,896 --> 00:30:44,737
but I did it
because I care about her.
575
00:30:47,977 --> 00:30:49,657
Why didn't you tell her
about me and Pam?
576
00:30:54,497 --> 00:30:57,056
I left it too late.
577
00:30:57,057 --> 00:30:59,656
You know, I saw her step
out of the bunk in that dress
578
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:01,736
and she looked happy. She...
579
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,776
She just looked happy. I...
580
00:31:03,777 --> 00:31:06,736
I realised my revenge would hurt
the person I care about the most.
581
00:31:06,737 --> 00:31:08,217
Like Vader at the end of Jedi.
582
00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:12,016
That's not really
what happens in Jedi,
583
00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:15,576
although I heard they made a lot
of changes in the Special Edition.
584
00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:16,697
Yeah.
585
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:24,456
Listen, don't... Just don't fuck up
your marriage like I did. OK?
586
00:31:24,457 --> 00:31:25,817
I won't.
587
00:31:29,817 --> 00:31:33,457
All right, PJ. Come on out.
588
00:31:36,097 --> 00:31:38,176
She'll have heard you
calling and shouting.
589
00:31:38,177 --> 00:31:41,216
And dollars to doughnuts
she'll have shown up for a look.
590
00:31:41,217 --> 00:31:44,657
Come on, PJ!
I know you're out there.
591
00:31:49,257 --> 00:31:51,176
No.
592
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,376
We wouldn't actually be married,
obviously.
593
00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:57,136
Just cut the cake, do the dance...
594
00:31:57,137 --> 00:31:58,896
Fine. But you can't enjoy it.
595
00:31:58,897 --> 00:32:00,256
I won't.
596
00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,057
Not even a little bit.
Not even ironically.
597
00:32:02,058 --> 00:32:03,616
If I think for one second
598
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:07,177
you are enjoying our fake wedding,
I'm fake divorcing you.
599
00:32:23,057 --> 00:32:27,776
Ah! Well, look what the little
cookie monster had stashed away.
600
00:32:27,777 --> 00:32:29,457
Num, num, num!
601
00:32:32,657 --> 00:32:35,256
Thank you, Thurston.
You always were my favourite.
602
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,937
I told you
I have nothing to say to him.
603
00:32:36,938 --> 00:32:39,456
I know. But it appears
the boy has something to say to you
604
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:43,057
and, much as it pains me,
I think he means it.
605
00:32:44,257 --> 00:32:48,456
Last summer, I went crazy. I thought
it was my last chance to...
606
00:32:48,457 --> 00:32:50,656
Sleep with everyone?
Including my mom?
607
00:32:50,657 --> 00:32:53,256
Yeah. That was a great speech.
608
00:32:53,257 --> 00:32:55,455
Yeah, if I'd known
you were going to lead with that,
609
00:32:55,456 --> 00:32:57,095
I'd never have given you the floor.
610
00:32:57,096 --> 00:32:58,615
Dad, maybe it's best if you just...
611
00:32:58,616 --> 00:32:59,657
Slap him again?
612
00:32:59,658 --> 00:33:02,177
I was going to say "go" but,
hey, now that you mention it...
613
00:33:08,337 --> 00:33:11,616
What I was trying to say was...
I'm not that person any more.
614
00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:13,657
You are the person
who hid it from me.
615
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,377
Getting married was
a stupid idea anyway.
616
00:33:18,817 --> 00:33:20,856
If anything, I'm being reasonable.
617
00:33:20,857 --> 00:33:24,256
You are. But reasonable people have
their whole lives ahead of them.
618
00:33:24,257 --> 00:33:26,776
They get to screw up and make up
later. We don't have that time.
619
00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:28,856
I can't just fast-forward like that.
620
00:33:28,857 --> 00:33:30,856
And I don't have time
to be reasonable, PJ.
621
00:33:30,857 --> 00:33:33,616
So I'm not leaving
until you agree to marry me.
622
00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:35,616
Fine.
623
00:33:35,617 --> 00:33:37,256
You stay. I'll go.
624
00:33:37,257 --> 00:33:40,456
I'm not leaving you. I'm serious.
625
00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:42,176
You walk away, I'll walk with you.
626
00:33:42,177 --> 00:33:44,657
You go to sleep, I'll be there.
You go to eat, I'll be there.
627
00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:46,336
You think I'm irritating now?
628
00:33:46,337 --> 00:33:49,217
Tip of the iceberg.
Cos I won't let you go.
629
00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:54,896
OK.
630
00:33:54,897 --> 00:33:56,496
Really?
631
00:33:56,497 --> 00:33:58,737
Yeah. If you want it that badly.
632
00:34:00,297 --> 00:34:02,616
Get your friends.
633
00:34:02,617 --> 00:34:04,097
Your best men. The priest.
634
00:34:05,617 --> 00:34:07,457
Down by the lake. Small and simple.
635
00:34:08,937 --> 00:34:11,456
Fifteen minutes.
636
00:34:11,457 --> 00:34:14,137
Fuck it. Ten. You won't regret this.
637
00:34:16,857 --> 00:34:19,376
When me and my friends
first came over here,
638
00:34:19,377 --> 00:34:23,656
all we knew about America
was from the TV and films.
639
00:34:23,657 --> 00:34:27,016
And we kinda knew it wasn't
really going to be like that.
640
00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:29,776
'And we were wrong.
Cos it's better.'
641
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:34,577
Even so, one thing
I didn't expect to find was love.
642
00:34:36,057 --> 00:34:40,016
And in the words of Robyn Fenty,
AKA Rihanna,
643
00:34:40,017 --> 00:34:42,336
or the production team responsible
644
00:34:42,337 --> 00:34:44,656
for providing her
with her hit songs,
645
00:34:44,657 --> 00:34:47,696
"We found love in a hopeless place."
646
00:34:47,697 --> 00:34:49,736
What happened?
647
00:34:49,737 --> 00:34:52,296
I either did something very good
or very bad.
648
00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:54,176
A place called Beaver Falls.
649
00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:56,536
Aww!
650
00:34:56,537 --> 00:35:00,176
'Bobby says it's where dreams
come true. He actually said that.
651
00:35:00,177 --> 00:35:03,096
'And when I looked into
Rachael's eyes for the first time,
652
00:35:03,097 --> 00:35:04,776
'my dreams came true.
653
00:35:04,777 --> 00:35:09,176
'So raise your glasses for a toast
to the woman I love.
654
00:35:09,177 --> 00:35:12,056
'To my darling wife. Rachael.'
655
00:35:12,057 --> 00:35:16,896
What... the... fuck... is... this?!
656
00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:19,937
Balloons? Banners? Champagne?
What do you think?
657
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,096
It's our wedding reception, silly.
658
00:35:25,097 --> 00:35:27,377
And what a lovely couple they make!
659
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,097
Oh!
660
00:35:37,537 --> 00:35:39,496
Oh, man...
661
00:35:39,497 --> 00:35:41,096
This is a joke, right?
662
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:44,176
Because two hours ago
he was making out with me.
663
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:45,977
Until he spluttered
your little name out.
664
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:47,816
He did what?
665
00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:49,336
We don't need to go into details.
666
00:35:49,337 --> 00:35:52,216
Details! Details!
No, of course not!
667
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:55,977
Everyone running around
trying to marry everyone else.
668
00:35:57,977 --> 00:35:59,096
I loved her.
669
00:35:59,097 --> 00:36:00,657
And you'll love plenty more.
670
00:36:02,217 --> 00:36:06,176
When I was your age
I wrestled a bear.
671
00:36:06,177 --> 00:36:10,256
Do you think a wife
would have let me go mano-a-mano
672
00:36:10,257 --> 00:36:12,336
with a fucking grizzly?
673
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,616
And you want to know what's really
been going on all summer
674
00:36:15,617 --> 00:36:18,176
at your precious
little Beaver Falls?
675
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:19,976
It's a moral vacuum.
676
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,456
It's a swamp of deceit,
and narcotics,
677
00:36:22,457 --> 00:36:24,896
and casual sex
and ineffective management.
678
00:36:24,897 --> 00:36:28,096
Help! Can someone please help?!
679
00:36:28,097 --> 00:36:31,576
Oh, my God, Thurston! What happened?
680
00:36:31,577 --> 00:36:32,657
The bad lady hit me.
681
00:36:33,737 --> 00:36:34,697
The bad lady?
682
00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:42,097
Thank you, Thurston.
You always were my favourite.
683
00:36:47,817 --> 00:36:49,377
Don't let her hit me again.
684
00:36:50,497 --> 00:36:52,496
Aw, you poor battered baby.
685
00:36:52,497 --> 00:36:58,016
I didn't. I-I wouldn't do that.
I'm not that kind of person...
686
00:36:58,017 --> 00:36:59,657
No, really, I'm not.
687
00:37:01,977 --> 00:37:02,937
Really I'm not.
688
00:37:05,977 --> 00:37:08,896
Barry... It's back on.
689
00:37:08,897 --> 00:37:09,857
No way.
690
00:37:11,137 --> 00:37:12,217
So you still a best man?
691
00:37:12,218 --> 00:37:13,736
You sure you still want me?
692
00:37:13,737 --> 00:37:14,816
Why?
693
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:17,336
Because you walked out on
my stag night, got drunk in a bar,
694
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:19,936
met a woman, got handcuffed
to a bed, lost the fucking ring
695
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:21,456
and missed my wedding?
696
00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:23,097
It wouldn't be the same without you.
697
00:37:23,098 --> 00:37:26,336
Then let's do this.
Let's get committed.
698
00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:28,696
Get A-Rab, the ushers
and the bridesmaids.
699
00:37:28,697 --> 00:37:30,536
Small and simple, on the island.
700
00:37:30,537 --> 00:37:31,577
Him too.
701
00:37:35,177 --> 00:37:38,696
Sorry, totally zoned out there.
What's happening?
702
00:37:38,697 --> 00:37:42,697
I just think it's time to grow up,
you know. Stop playing games.
703
00:37:44,897 --> 00:37:46,616
I want you back, Kim.
704
00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:49,616
I know. You've been kind of obvious.
705
00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:50,656
Have I?
706
00:37:50,657 --> 00:37:52,097
Oh, cos you didn't push Barry
707
00:37:52,098 --> 00:37:54,216
into admitting all that shit
in front of me?
708
00:37:54,217 --> 00:37:56,337
What can I say?
I believe in the truth.
709
00:37:57,577 --> 00:37:59,456
Kim, the truth is...
710
00:37:59,457 --> 00:38:02,736
you and I
are meant to be together, baby.
711
00:38:02,737 --> 00:38:03,937
You still love me?
712
00:38:03,938 --> 00:38:05,696
I'm not doing this, Jake.
713
00:38:05,697 --> 00:38:07,817
I still care about you
but I care about Barry, too.
714
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:09,856
Kim.
I don't know what I want.
715
00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:10,897
Come on, Kim. You know this is...
716
00:38:10,898 --> 00:38:12,536
She says she's not doing it.
717
00:38:12,537 --> 00:38:13,816
Barry.
718
00:38:13,817 --> 00:38:15,896
The wedding's back on.
719
00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:19,016
You need to get yourself
down by the lake.
720
00:38:19,017 --> 00:38:20,656
You're not invited.
721
00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:22,816
Wait.
I already missed one wedding.
722
00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:24,297
I'm not going to miss the other.
723
00:38:24,298 --> 00:38:26,656
Actually,
this is really good for us.
724
00:38:26,657 --> 00:38:28,816
We're getting everything
out in the open.
725
00:38:28,817 --> 00:38:33,177
It's time to choose, Kim.
Is it going to be me... or him?
726
00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:36,457
I'm not an option.
727
00:38:37,737 --> 00:38:39,177
I'm out.
728
00:38:42,977 --> 00:38:44,736
Look, I did kiss her
729
00:38:44,737 --> 00:38:47,256
but it was only to stop her
from ruining the wedding.
730
00:38:47,257 --> 00:38:49,176
But then you said my name.
731
00:38:49,177 --> 00:38:50,816
Yeah, and then she freaked out
732
00:38:50,817 --> 00:38:53,776
and then I locked her in
the kitchen like a kidnapper.
733
00:38:53,777 --> 00:38:55,097
You said my name.
734
00:38:57,057 --> 00:38:59,856
Well, yeah. Yeah, I did.
735
00:38:59,857 --> 00:39:03,016
Yeah. I mean, the whole time
I was there I was just...
736
00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:05,096
thinking of you.
737
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:06,497
That's actually really...
738
00:39:06,498 --> 00:39:08,136
It's a little bit creepy, yeah.
739
00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,937
A little bit.
740
00:39:15,537 --> 00:39:17,137
We can work through that.
741
00:39:19,137 --> 00:39:21,097
Wait. Does this mean...?
742
00:39:22,377 --> 00:39:23,577
What does this mean?
743
00:39:31,297 --> 00:39:33,736
For God's sake. Fake it, Pam.
744
00:39:33,737 --> 00:39:36,296
I thought you were good at that?
745
00:39:36,297 --> 00:39:39,057
I wouldn't start throwing
confetti just yet.
746
00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:41,337
She's not coming.
747
00:39:41,338 --> 00:39:42,816
Of course she is.
748
00:39:42,817 --> 00:39:44,936
Of course she's not.
It's the final "fuck you."
749
00:39:44,937 --> 00:39:46,376
Jilted at the altar.
750
00:39:46,377 --> 00:39:48,536
Fuck that. After everything
we've been through?
751
00:39:48,537 --> 00:39:51,616
I got robbed and handcuffed to a bed.
He had to kidnap Hope.
752
00:39:51,617 --> 00:39:54,457
Like it or not,
you're getting married. Come on.
753
00:40:07,297 --> 00:40:08,497
How do we find her then?
754
00:40:08,498 --> 00:40:09,696
I don't know.
755
00:40:09,697 --> 00:40:11,938
I got so excited by the speech I
gave, I didn't really...
756
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,937
Come on.
757
00:40:17,537 --> 00:40:18,615
Oh! Schoolboy error.
758
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:20,295
You need identify the starter wire.
759
00:40:20,296 --> 00:40:21,457
Then the power wires.
760
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:23,016
Why are you telling me this?
761
00:40:23,017 --> 00:40:24,975
You know why. We don't want
you to marry Flynn either.
762
00:40:24,976 --> 00:40:26,377
I'm actually 50/50 on it...
763
00:40:26,378 --> 00:40:29,816
Well, I guess I'd better go, huh?
Better for everybody if I do.
764
00:40:29,817 --> 00:40:31,095
Yup. So it's that wire you want.
765
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,455
Well, everybody except Flynn.
766
00:40:32,456 --> 00:40:34,697
I mean, he was sort of sold on
this whole marriage thing...
767
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:37,296
Which is a total turn around from
last year. He'd given up.
768
00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:38,657
Probably accounts for
why he shagged your mum.
769
00:40:38,658 --> 00:40:40,536
Yeah, I'm sure he was in turmoil.
770
00:40:40,537 --> 00:40:41,897
He tried to kill himself.
771
00:40:43,937 --> 00:40:45,817
He was all fucked up and now
he's not.
772
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:48,456
And he wants to stay here
with you instead of us,
773
00:40:48,457 --> 00:40:50,175
which is saying something
because we saved his life.
774
00:40:50,176 --> 00:40:51,337
Well, what's left of it.
775
00:40:51,338 --> 00:40:53,856
The point is,
he loves you more than us.
776
00:40:53,857 --> 00:40:55,457
And he loves us loads.
So that's a lot.
777
00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:57,016
I don't understand.
778
00:40:57,017 --> 00:40:59,457
You don't want him to leave,
so why are you saying all this?
779
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,296
Because we also...
780
00:41:01,297 --> 00:41:01,895
Say it.
781
00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:02,377
I can't.
782
00:41:02,378 --> 00:41:03,576
We love him.
783
00:41:03,577 --> 00:41:05,497
Well, we like him. Strongly.
784
00:41:27,617 --> 00:41:29,456
I'm sorry.
785
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,257
We tried.
786
00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:32,016
We really tried.
787
00:41:32,017 --> 00:41:33,496
But, unfortunately...
788
00:41:33,497 --> 00:41:35,937
She's going to marry you anyway.
789
00:41:56,497 --> 00:41:57,777
I tossed a coin.
790
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,456
Dearly beloved,
791
00:42:00,457 --> 00:42:03,976
we are gathered here, again,
792
00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:08,616
to join these two, possibly,
in Holy Matrimony.
793
00:42:08,617 --> 00:42:11,337
So if anyone here knows why
these two should not be joined...
794
00:42:13,337 --> 00:42:15,016
Excellent.
795
00:42:15,017 --> 00:42:18,177
So, could we just do the "I do's"?
796
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,216
I do.
797
00:42:21,217 --> 00:42:22,297
I do too.
798
00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:25,376
I now pronounce you man and wife.
799
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,977
You may kiss the bride.
800
00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:44,096
So...
801
00:42:44,097 --> 00:42:44,895
Enjoy your honeymoon.
802
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,175
Don't talk to any strangers.
803
00:42:46,176 --> 00:42:46,977
Always bet on black.
804
00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:48,817
Don't forget us.
805
00:42:51,817 --> 00:42:53,177
So this is it, then?
806
00:42:54,857 --> 00:42:55,415
Shit.
807
00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:56,097
Shit.
808
00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:57,177
Shit.
809
00:43:06,337 --> 00:43:07,737
See you around, boys.
810
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:12,056
Wait! The best, best man.
811
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:13,296
Who was it?
812
00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:14,737
You know the answer already.
813
00:43:14,738 --> 00:43:16,936
It was both of us, right?
814
00:43:16,937 --> 00:43:18,257
It was A-Rab.
815
00:43:21,497 --> 00:43:23,097
Bastard!
816
00:43:27,017 --> 00:43:28,457
Bye!
817
00:43:30,137 --> 00:43:33,096
One-in-three marriages end
in divorce. Happy honeymoon!
818
00:43:33,097 --> 00:43:34,697
Bye.
819
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,256
So, about earlier.
820
00:43:41,257 --> 00:43:44,376
That fat boy was lying. I don't
even know why he hates me so much.
821
00:43:44,377 --> 00:43:47,176
Well, he does have a crush on my ex
but that is no excuse for deceit.
822
00:43:47,177 --> 00:43:50,176
Jealousy is a plague, Miss McBride,
and it's blighted me all my life.
823
00:43:50,177 --> 00:43:53,656
Stop mewling and get out of my car.
824
00:43:53,657 --> 00:43:54,897
Fine.
825
00:43:58,817 --> 00:44:01,936
I thought you might want to know what's
been going on at your camp all summer,
826
00:44:01,937 --> 00:44:04,415
but I guess you're just not
the conversational type.
827
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:06,377
So maybe you'd want to
read about it instead?
828
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:09,137
It's a real page turner!
829
00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:13,336
So, just you and me.
830
00:44:13,337 --> 00:44:14,817
Yep.
831
00:44:15,977 --> 00:44:17,656
Which of us is the cool one,
832
00:44:17,657 --> 00:44:20,776
and which of us is
the bumbling, well-meaning sidekick?
833
00:44:20,777 --> 00:44:22,737
To be fair, mate,
I think we're both the sidekick.
834
00:44:22,738 --> 00:44:24,017
Oh.
835
00:44:28,897 --> 00:44:32,456
When I first came here,
I had a dream.
836
00:44:32,457 --> 00:44:35,896
A sexy, co-ed, naked swimming party.
837
00:44:35,897 --> 00:44:39,296
It's not a dream, man. That's the name of
the film that you tried to get me to watch.
838
00:44:39,297 --> 00:44:42,497
And in order for it to be co-ed,
there have to be women here.
839
00:44:48,777 --> 00:44:51,537
Dreams don't always turn
out the way you planned.
840
00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,257
Fuck it.
841
00:45:00,857 --> 00:45:02,296
Is this a Brit thing?
842
00:45:02,297 --> 00:45:03,817
Or can anyone join in?
843
00:45:05,897 --> 00:45:07,936
Mac has something to ask you guys.
844
00:45:07,937 --> 00:45:09,456
No, I don't...
845
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:12,016
He wants to come
to England with you.
846
00:45:12,017 --> 00:45:12,537
Barry, dear?
847
00:45:12,538 --> 00:45:13,736
Yeah.
848
00:45:13,737 --> 00:45:16,616
Yeah, why not? We need someone
to split the rent with.
849
00:45:16,617 --> 00:45:17,857
And there's plenty
of hot men in England.
850
00:45:17,858 --> 00:45:20,736
Yeah. Exhibit A and B right here!
851
00:45:20,737 --> 00:45:23,136
Hey, and I can tell
everyone that you're dead.
852
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,456
How did I die?
853
00:45:24,457 --> 00:45:25,497
Drowning.
854
00:45:28,697 --> 00:45:30,296
Oh, my God!
855
00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:32,417
Nicely done.
856
00:45:33,457 --> 00:45:34,817
Shit!
857
00:45:44,217 --> 00:45:45,576
Hi, Jake.
858
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,016
No, Jake.
859
00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:48,457
You can't just come crawling
back to me, you know.
860
00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:50,296
I'm not.
861
00:45:50,297 --> 00:45:53,576
What? So, you just happened to sense
that I was getting undressed
862
00:45:53,577 --> 00:45:55,697
and wander over.
863
00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:59,417
I'm not shaking your hand. You're
going to pull me into the water.
864
00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:00,776
No, I'm serious.
865
00:46:00,777 --> 00:46:03,176
No matter how it turned out,
866
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,256
you gave me the summer of my life.
867
00:46:05,257 --> 00:46:06,257
Friends?
868
00:46:12,777 --> 00:46:15,217
Barry, you bastard!
869
00:46:18,617 --> 00:46:21,216
So. All those in favour of
gate-crashing Flynn's honeymoon,
870
00:46:21,217 --> 00:46:23,096
say "Aye."
871
00:46:23,097 --> 00:46:24,217
Aye!
872
00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:31,200
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