Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON FELICITY...
I WAS PREPARING FOR TONIGHT, AND IT JUST REALLY HIT ME
WHAT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL JERK I WAS TO YOU.
IT'S FINE. WE GOT OVER IT.
YEAH, WE DID.
WHY AREN'T YOU PREPARING FOR YOUR BIG PARTY?
BECAUSE I AM HERE INVITING YOU TO IT.
NOEL'S GONNA GIVE ME A WALKING TOUR OF BLEECKER STREET.
DO YOU WANT TO COME?
NO, THANKS. I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
THEN I WILL SEE YOU IN CLASS NEXT WEEK.
DEFINITELY.
OK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH RUBY TONIGHT.
OH, SHE LEFT. SHE HAD TO...
SHE HAD TO GO HOME FOR A FEW DAYS.
HOW'S THAT GOIN'?
IT'S FINE, IT'S NOTHING.
CAN YOU, UH, PASS THE KETCHUP?
MM-HMM.
THANK YOU.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU GOT ANY ACTION TO TALK ABOUT?
I MEAN, I'M NOT MEETING ANYBODY
BECAUSE I'M SWAMPED WITH PRE-MED CLASSES.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
I, UM...
CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS?
WELL, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.
OK, THIS IS CRAZY.
WHAT IS?
THE WEIRDNESS, THE AWKWARDNESS,
THE LITTLE LOOKS YOU KEEP GIVING EACH OTHER.
THAT IS SO UNTRUE.
YEAH, COME ON, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
Elena: I'M PUTTING A STOP TO IT RIGHT NOW.
RUBY TOLD HER THAT SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT,
AND IT'S DRIVING HER CRAZY.
ELENA...
OH, AND HE'S GOING NUTS,
WORRYING ABOUT THE NEXT GUY YOU'RE GONNA DATE.
LOOK, THE TWO OF YOU CAN SIT HERE ALL NIGHT
AND NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER.
I'VE GOTTA STUDY.
TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A DATE.
NO KIDDING.
HMM.
SERIOUS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.
TOTALLY.
MM-HMM.
Elena: YOU BOUGHT A WHAT?!
A PLAYSTATION. ONLY $99.
THESE THINGS ARE LIKE TIME VACUUMS.
THEY TAKE HOURS OF THE DAY AND SUCK THEM AWAY.
I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN, AND IT'S NOT PRETTY.
DIDN'T YOU EVER HAVE ANY VIDEO GAMES
WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
NO, BUT I HAD A LITTLE DOCTOR'S SET
WITH LITTLE TONGUE DEPRESSORS AND FAKE STETHOSCOPE...
I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME.
IT WAS ATARI, AND I WAS 8 YEARS OLD.
THOSE LITTLE STICK FIGURE MEN PLAYING BASKETBALL...
THERE WAS SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AND PRIMITIVE ABOUT IT.
AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS NINTENDO,
WHICH SUDDENLY OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW WORLD TO ME.
I COULD SIT AND PLAY SUPER MARIO BROTHERS FOR HOURS,
LIKE THE JUMPING AND THE SPINNING AND THE SQUASHING.
THIS IS PATHETIC. NO WONDER YOU NEVER GET ANY ACTION.
WHOA! I GET PLENTY OF ACTION.
OK, MAYBE PLENTY'S AN EXAGGERATION,
BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAMES.
ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT WATCHING YOU PLAY THIS STUPID GAME...
NO, WAIT, IT'S NOT STUPID.
SEE, THE GOAL IS TO COLLECT AS MANY GEMS
AND CRYSTALS AND RELICS AS POSSIBLE,
AND THEN YOU MOVE ON TO DIFFERENT WORLDS,
WHERE YOU PASS BLIMPS AND ROBOTS AND DINOSAURS.
OK, IT SOUNDS A LITTLE STUPID. IT DOES.
BUT IT'S NOT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE GRAPHICS!
WHATEVER. JUST TURN IT DOWN SO I CAN GET SOME WORK DONE,
BECAUSE THIS SONG IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
ALL RIGHT, OK.
[FELICITY SIGHS]
DEAR SALLY,
SO ELENA SAYS THAT NOEL'S GOING NUTS,
WORRYING ABOUT THE NEXT GUY I'M GONNA DATE,
WHICH I THINK IS REALLY SWEET.
EXCEPT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,
SINCE I'M NOT DATING.
WHICH ACTUALLY IS FANTASTIC.
SERIOUSLY, DATING NO ONE IS THE GREATEST FEELING.
THERE'S NO PRESSURE, NO EXPECTATIONS, NO TROUBLE.
[DOOR OPENS]
FELICITY,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
UH-HUH.
UM, I TOOK A LOOK AT YOUR DRAWING LAST NIGHT.
I WASN'T SURE, REALLY, WHICH WAY TO GO WITH THE SHADING,
AND I PROBABLY COULD HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON IT.
WHATEVER YOU DID, KEEP IT UP.
REALLY?
YOU SEEM SURPRISED. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY GOOD WORK.
WOW. PROFESSOR SHERMAN, THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME, TOO.
IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE REALLY LEARNING SOMETHING.
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
THIS MAY SEEM A LITTLE UNUSUAL,
AND FORGIVE ME IF IT'S TOO PERSONAL A QUESTION,
BUT, UH,
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
UM...
NOT RIGHT NOW.
THEN I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SON.
HE'S A GRAD STUDENT HERE.
HE'S A PHOTOGRAPHER.
HE'S FUNNY AND SWEET AND VERY ATTRACTIVE.
OH. THAT, UM... I MEAN, HE SOUNDS REALLY GREAT.
I KNOW, IT SEEMS A LITTLE UNPROFESSIONAL,
BUT I HAVE AN INSTINCT ABOUT THIS.
REALLY?
SO WILL YOU DO IT?
UM...
Elena: SO WHAT'D YOU SAY?
OBVIOUSLY, I SAID NO.
I TOLD HER I HAD A BOYFRIEND,
AFTER I'D ALREADY TOLD HER I DIDN'T HAVE ONE. OH, GOD.
WELL, WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL WORKED UP?
SHE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED
TO GO OUT WITH HER SON.
YOU SAID NO. END OF STORY.
NO, NOT END OF STORY. SHE'S TOTALLY CHANGED HER ATTITUDE ABOUT ME.
LAST WEEK, SHE WAS TEARING APART MY DRAWING,
AND NOW, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, SHE GIVES ME AN "A."
DO YOU THINK SHE GAVE YOU A GRADE YOU DIDN'T DESERVE?
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
SHE ASKS ME FOR A FAVOR
AND THEN GIVES ME THE BEST POSSIBLE GRADE SHE COULD GIVE ME.
WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, SETTING PEOPLE UP
IS JUST SOMETHING OLD PEOPLE LIKE TO DO.
REALLY?
OH, YEAH. EVERY TIME I SEE MY AUNT,
SHE'S GOT A DIFFERENT FIX-UP FOR ME.
I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TELL HER I AM NOT INTERESTED,
SHE KEEPS PRESSING ME.
"GO OUT WITH DANNY, GO OUT WITH JAMES."
I MEAN, IF IT WERE UP TO HER,
ALL I WOULD BE DOING IS GOING OUT ON BLIND DATES.
HEY. HI. HI.
WHO'S GOING ON A BLIND DATE?
NO ONE.
[LAUGHS]
FELICITY'S TEACHER TRIED TO SET HER UP WITH HER SON.
OH.
Elena: I HATE TO EAT AND RUN,
BUT I HAVE A MEETING.
I HAVE TO MEET WITH MY LAB PARTNER,
TO PREP FOR NEXT THURSDAY'S EXPERIMENT.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.
Julie: BYE.
WHERE'S NOEL?
I DON'T KNOW. I THINK HE HAD SOME IMPORTANT WORK TO DO
IN THE APARTMENT OR SOMETHING.
OH, YEAH.
SO...
I HAVE MUFFINS.
WE COULD STAY AND HAVE BREAKFAST.
YEAH, OK.
THANKS.
SO YOU GONNA GO?
YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY?
NO, I MEAN ON YOUR BLIND DATE.
OH.
NO.
REALLY? I LIKE BLIND DATES.
ACTUALLY, I JUST LIKE DATES.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I JUST DON'T REALLY THINK I'M IN THE FRAME OF MIND
FOR DATING RIGHT NOW.
YEAH.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD ONLY DATE B-LIST PEOPLE.
B-LIST?
MM-HMM.
GUYS THAT YOU WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH NORMALLY.
SO, AS IN NOT A-LIST?
EXACTLY.
'CAUSE AFTER YOU BREAK UP, YOU'RE KINDA DISORIENTED.
I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD EVEN RECOGNIZE AN A-LIST GUY
FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS.
BUT B-LIST GUYS,
THEY'RE THERE TO GO OUT WITH
AND EXERCISE THE MUSCLE.
WHAT MUSCLE?
THE DATING MUSCLE.
THAT'S WHAT I DID AFTER...
MY BEN BREAK-UP.
HEY, YOU, UH, YOU NEED A HAND?
OH, HEY.
YEAH, ARE YOU WORKING THIS SHIFT?
YEAH, JAVIER ASKED ME.
I GUESS SOMEONE CALLED IN SICK OR SOMETHING.
WHY, IS IT A PROBLEM,
YOU AND I WORKING TOGETHER?
NO, NO.
UH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ACTUALLY.
THERE ARE 4 MORE OF THESE,
AND THEY EACH WEIGH MORE THAN I DO. READY?
RIGHT HERE IS FINE.
OK.
Maggie: EXCUSE ME, COULD I...
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN JUST A SECOND.
ACTUALLY, I WAS KIND OF HOPING HE COULD HELP ME.
HI.
Maggie: HI.
I'D LIKE A POPPY SEED MUFFIN AND A COFFEE, BLACK.
OK.
I'LL BE BACK IN ONE SECOND, OK? SURE.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
TRYING TO GET A COFFEE AND A MUFFIN.
THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE, ISN'T IT? YES.
GOOD.
I TRIED CALLING YOU.
UH, YEAH, MY PAGER ISN'T WORKING.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU WANT A POPPY SEED MUFFIN?
AND A COFFEE.
OK. THERE YOU GO.
UH, HOW ABOUT A CAPPUCCINO?
I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD CAPPUCCINO.
I'M SURE THEY ARE TERRIFIC,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
[LAUGHS]
Ben: OK.
ONE COFFEE.
TO GO.
THERE YOU GO.
BUT I WAS WONDERING,
YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY GOOD WITH MUFFINS,
AND I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW.
I COULD USE YOUR OPINION.
ON YOUR MUFFINS?
TRUST ME, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER TASTED
HOMEMADE MUFFINS LIKE THIS BEFORE.
MAYBE YOU COULD STOP BY MY OFFICE TOMORROW AFTERNOON?
UM, I HAVE CLASS TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
OH, MY GOD, CLASS.
YEAH.
UM, OK, HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT?
YOU DON'T HAVE CLASS THEN, DO YOU? NO.
NO, OK.
UM, THAT'S THE ADDRESS.
OK.
BYE. BYE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL GO GET THE OTHER SACKS.
THANKS.
Ben: OK.
SO, MAYBE I SHOULD START DATING.
I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT I SAID BEFORE THAT NOT DATING WAS GREAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, BEN'S OBVIOUSLY DOING IT.
SO IS NOEL.
MAYBE JULIE IS RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GET OUT THERE.
[DEEP BREATH]
YEAH, OUT THERE.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S OUT THERE?
SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN CLASS?
ONLY IN THEORY. LOOK, I'M ON LEVEL 20.
I HAVE 5 MORE TO GO, THEN I GET THE SPEED SHOES...
AND THE RELIC TIME WARP CHAMBER OPENS UP.
CAN'T YOU JUST SAVE THE GAME,
GO GET AN EDUCATION, AND THEN COME BACK?
I COULD.
I JUST... I WANT TO FINISH THIS GAME.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
UHH, PLEASE?
[SIGHS]
[RING]
HELLO?
WHO IS IT?
AH, HELLO? HELLO?
HEY, RUBY. YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH-HUH.
RIGHT.
UH-HUH.
YEAH, YEAH. NO, NO, I'M LISTENING.
I'M...
HOLD ON, I DROPPED THE PHONE, RUBY!
HOLD ON, I'M COMING!
I'M COMING. I AM.
HOLD ON, I CAN'T FIND THE PHONE!
HOLD ON!
HEY, YOU THERE?
NO, I'M SORRY, I WAS, UH,
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. UM,
YEAH.
YEAH, SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, WELL, WHEN DO YOU GET BACK?
WELL, THEN,
RIGHT, MAYBE WE CAN GO OUT NEXT WEEKEND?
REALLY? GREAT!
OK.
YOU'RE RUINING MY LIVES!
Elena: WHAT?
NO, NOT YOU!
UH, RE-PAUSE! RE-PAUSE!
WHAT?
RE-PAUSE!
YEAH. NO, OK. OK.
YEAH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
OK, BYE.
WHAT THE HELL IS RE-PAUSE SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
RE-PAUSE!
Sherman: OK. SO, BRING UP THE DEPTH OVER HERE,
COMPARABLE TO THIS, RIGHT?
AND A LITTLE BIT MORE DEFINITION HERE.
THANKS.
GREAT.
HI!
HI. UM, I'LL DO IT.
WHICH ASSIGNMENT?
NO, YOUR SON. I'D LIKE TO MEET HIM,
IF YOU'RE STILL OFFERING.
GREAT!
I REALLY THINK YOU TWO ARE GONNA HIT IT OFF.
SO, HOW 'BOUT TOMORROW NIGHT?
OH, THAT'S FINE.
UM, SHOULDN'T WE MAYBE ASK DAVID FIRST?
I'LL CALL HIM.
AND, COULD YOU WEAR SOMETHING LIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE,
AND IT SHOULD BE LIT.
AND A LITTLE COLOR ON YOUR LIPS WOULD BE GREAT.
Carl: AHHH.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S FOOD POISONING.
CARL, EVERYONE EATS THE SAME FOOD,
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SICK.
I HAVE A VERY WEAK CONSTITUTION.
I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP... ALL THE TIME.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: GET YOUR RICH PARENTS TO SEND YOU SOME MONEY.
MY PARENTS AREN'T RICH.
TAKE THAT MONEY, BUY YOURSELF A REFRIGERATOR,
GET YOUR OWN FOOD, GOT IT?
NOW LEAVE.
DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY TO PEOPLE?
NOT REALLY.
OH, THAT REMINDS ME, SOME GUY NAMED DAVID CALLED.
HE SAID TO MEET HIM SOMEWHERE AT 8:00.
OR 8:30...SOMETHING.
SO WHICH WAS IT, 8:00 OR 8:30?
AND MEET HIM WHERE?
I DON'T REMEMBER, IT WAS ON THE MACHINE.
OH.
BUT I DELETED IT
BY SEMI-ACCIDENT.
SO I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT, AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TIME TO BE THERE?
DON'T HAVE A HISSY, JUST CALL HIM.
I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW HIM.
WAIT, YOU'RE GOING ON A BLIND DATE?
THAT IS SO PATHETIC.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'VE REACHED A NEW SUB-BASEMENT OF PATHETIC?
HE'S A GRAD STUDENT HERE, AND HIS MOTHER IS MY ART TEACHER.
OH, GOD.
WHAT?
LET ME JUST SEE IF I CAN SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU:
GRAD STUDENT PLUS MOTHER PLUS BLIND DATE EQUALS GAY.
HE'S NOT GAY.
G-A-Y. HAVE FUN!
[DOOR CLOSES]
IF YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,
GO AHEAD. I CAN WAIT.
I'M FINE.
YOU SHOULD GO, THOUGH.
UM, I DON'T HAVE TO GO.
HUH. WELL, GOOD.
ELENA, COME ON!
WHY CAN'T I PLAY? IT'S OUR LIVING ROOM, RIGHT?
OK, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VIDEO GAMES
BEING STUPID, A WASTE OF TIME, A VACUUM?
I CAN SUCK AWAY MY HOURS ANY WAY I CHOOSE.
[ELENA GIGGLING]
WAIT A SECOND, YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
WELL, YOU KILLED THAT 2-HEADED BLOND GUY PRETTY EASILY.
BEGINNER'S LUCK.
ALL RIGHT, I TUTORED THIS GUY FROM MY CHEM CLASS.
HE HAD PLAYSTATION. HE WORKED WHILE I PLAYED.
WATCH OUT FOR THE FROG! OH, SORRY!
LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.
NO, LOOK, THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA GET PAST THIS SPOT
AND FINISH THE GAME,
IS IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
NOEL...
I THINK IT'D BE GOOD FOR US.
YOU KNOW, WE'D LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER,
TO SHARE, TO BE UNSELFISH, LIKE ROOMMATES.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE TAKE TURNS, OR SOMETHING?
YEAH. GOOD IDEA.
[FELICITY SIGHS]
OK, SO THIS IS A LITTLE EXCITING.
I MEAN, IT'S MY FIRST POST-BEN DATE.
I HOPE I LOOK PRETTY ENOUGH.
OH, MY GOD, I'M NERVOUS.
I MEAN, I'M EXCITED.
EXCITED ABOUT GETTING OUT THERE.
I CAN'T KEEP STILL.
SO, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A BLIND DATE?
CAN THEY ACTUALLY BE FUN?
I HOPE SO.
WHAT IF WE LIKE EACH OTHER?
WOULDN'T THAT BE AMAZING?
I MEAN, I ALWAYS HAVE THIS FEELING
LIKE I'M GONNA CLICK WITH THE RIGHT PERSON.
MAYBE THAT PERSON'S PROFESSOR SHERMAN'S SON.
ARE YOU...
DAVID, YEAH.
HI, I'M FELICITY.
YEAH.
SO, UM...
I GUESS LET'S GO GET A TABLE.
Maggie: SO, WELCOME TO MAGGIE'S CATERING.
IT'S NICE. A LOT OF FLOUR.
THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THIS PLACE... IT'S IMPRESSIVE.
WHEN I STARTED,
I RAN THE WHOLE BUSINESS OUT OF MY OWN KITCHEN.
REALLY? SO, YOU ACTUALLY COOK?
HA HA! FOR 6 YEARS, I DID EVERYTHING MYSELF...
COOKED, BAKED, DELIVERED.
MY OVEN WAS SO SMALL, IT USED TO TAKE 6 HOURS
TO MAKE A DECENT-SIZED BATCH OF COOKIES.
DON'T TOUCH THAT, PLEASE!
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
IT'S OK, I FORGIVE YOU.
OK.
SO, IS IT USUALLY THIS QUIET?
THE STAFF JUST WENT HOME.
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE... THOSE MUFFINS?
I'M ACTUALLY ALL OUT.
YOU'RE ALL OUT OF MUFFINS?
SO THAT WAS JUST LIKE A LITTLE TRICK?
WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU TRY AN APPLE TART?
OH, I'M OK. NO, COME ON.
NO, I... COME ON,
JUST A BITE.
OK. OK.
IT'S GOOD.
YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR...
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Answering machine: IT'S MAGGIE'S CATERING, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
[BEEP]
Woman: MAGGIE, IT'S ME.
DR. SIMMONS WANTS TO TOTALLY CHANGE HIS ORDER.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR PAGER FIXED.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
I'M HERE. WHAT'S UP?
OH, GOD.
UH, HOLD ON.
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS. I'M SORRY.
OH, THAT'S OK, THAT'S OK.
I GOT A FREE TART, SO...
[LAUGHS]
MAYBE WE CAN FINISH THIS ANOTHER TIME.
YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?
I'D LIKE THAT.
OK. OK.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
SO, WHEN DID HE DECIDE THIS?
[SIGHS]
SO, DID, UM...
YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE A PHOTOGRAPHER?
I GUESS.
I ALWAYS LIKED PICTURES.
YOUR MOM'S A GREAT TEACHER.
GROWING UP WITH HER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN INTERESTING.
UH, YEAH.
RIGHT.
ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED, OR...?
NOPE.
OH.
[FRENCH ACCENT] HOW IS EVERYTHING?
WELL, THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS.
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
Waitress: UHH...
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND?
YOU TWO CAN CHAT WHILE I GO USE THE BATHROOM.
[WAITRESS SPEAKING FRENCH]
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Elena: WILL YOU WATCH OUT FOR THE BOMBS?
THOSE AREN'T BOMBS!
NO, YOU HAVE TO JUMP FASTER THAN THAT!
[RING]
Noel on machine: HEY, IT'S NOEL AND ELENA.
Elena on machine: IT'S ELENA AND NOEL.
Both: LEAVE A MESSAGE!
Felicity: HELLO? ARE YOU THERE?
I'M IN HELL HERE. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
[RING]
Julie: HELLO.
HEY. IT'S FELICITY.
DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
OH. UM, YEAH, SURE.
AHH, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
WHAT IS?
MY DATE. MY B-LIST DATE.
NOW I FINALLY KNOW WHAT "B" STANDS FOR.
OH, COME ON. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
HE'S BARELY SPEAKING TO ME.
MAYBE HE'S JUST SHY.
I... I KEEP THROWING OUT TOPICS,
AND HE KEEPS GIVING ME ONE-WORD ANSWERS
OR GRUNTS.
I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS
THE CONCEPT OF A DATE.
I MEAN, I BARELY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT,
BUT THIS GUY...
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?
NOTHING THAT MAKES UP FOR HIS BEHAVIOR.
WELL, IF IT'S THAT BAD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE?
THANK YOU.
I'LL... I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
OK.
[FELICITY SPEAKING FRENCH]
JAMAIS.
MERCI.
Elena: OK...
SLOWLY... Noel: UH-HUH.
SLOWLY...
MM... OK, A LITTLE FASTER
OK.
TO THE LEFT.
FASTER! FASTER!
OK, NOEL, NOW. JUMP!
AAH!
COME ON, NOEL! YOU HAVE TO FOCUS!
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE BEEN STUCK
AT N. CORTEX FOR 4 FREAKING HOURS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST... LET'S JUST TAKE A BREAK.
NO WAY.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. I CAN FEEL IT.
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR HOPES UP, BUT IF WE GET DESPERATE,
WE CAN ALWAYS CALL MY COUSIN FOR HELP.
HE'S GOT A LOT OF CONTACTS. CONTACTS?
IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD. [DOORBELL RINGS]
WILL YOU GET THE DOOR?
I AM NOT GETTING HELP FROM SOME...
GEEKY COMPUTER PROGRAMMER.
HEY. IS ELENA HERE?
Elena: NO!
UH-UH.
HEY. HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT?
IT WAS TERRIBLE. I TRIED CALLING YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. WHERE WERE YOU?
HERE. SORRY, WE WERE BUSY.
OVER, OVER, OVER!
THIS IS WHY YOU COULDN'T TALK TO ME?
I'M ON THE DATE FROM HELL, AND YOU TWO ARE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME?
AH... WAIT,
I WASN'T LISTENING. HUH?
ARE YOU... ARE YOU READY TO GO OR WHAT?
OH, I DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT TONIGHT.
SPIN HIM!
OK, YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP THIS.
THIS GAME IS LIKE HEROIN...
EXCEPT WORSE.
DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS FOR A BITE?
NOT REALLY. OK.
WHAT ABOUT GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT?
DIE, YOU BASTARD...
HA HA! GOT HIM. NICE.
OK, WELL, THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN,
BUT I HAVE TO GO EXPERIENCE THE REAL WORLD.
OUTSIDE.
I GOT IT. OH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE'S COMING BACK!
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
Noel: AAH!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT FOR THE NIGHT.
I AM. I JUST NEED TO ACCESSORIZE.
THAT GUY CARL HASN'T BEEN AROUND, HAS HE?
NOT SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
GOOD. HE'S DRIVING ME NUTS
ABOUT HOW THAT STUPID REFRIGERATOR HE BOUGHT
ISN'T WORKING.
SO I GUESS YOU WEREN'T AX-MURDERED
BY YOUR BLIND DATE.
NOPE. I SURVIVED.
IT WAS TERRIBLE, WASN'T IT?
HA. AM I ALWAYS RIGHT OR WHAT?
THIS IS PERFECT.
LATER.
IS THIS FELICITY'S ROOM?
MAYBE.
I'M SORRY TO DROP BY SO LATE.
I'M SURE I'M THE LAST PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE
AFTER LAST NIGHT, BUT, UH...
UM... CAN WE TALK ALONE FOR A SECOND?
DAVID... WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU AND I CAN GO OUT AGAIN.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
YOU THINK I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN
AFTER LAST NIGHT?
WELL... IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT ASKING SOMEONE A QUESTION FOR A CHANGE?
I KNOW, AND...
THERE'S A GIVE-AND-TAKE INVOLVED
IN CONVERSING WITH SOMEONE.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE TAKE PART DOWN REALLY WELL.
JUST THE GIVE THAT SEEMS TO STUMP YOU.
YOU WERE SELF-ABSORBED, BAD-MANNERED, AND BITTER.
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION'S OBVIOUSLY NO.
David: LOOK, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS THE FIRST DATE I'VE HAD IN A WHILE.
I COULD TELL.
MONTHS. OK?
I'VE BEEN SORT OF A MESS.
I WAS IN FRANCE ON A PHOTO SHOOT,
AND MY GIRLFRIEND JESSICA...
WE'D BEEN GOING OUT FOR A YEAR...
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND MEET ME AT THE END
SO WE COULD TRAVEL AROUND TOGETHER.
AND SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
NO. SHE SHOWED
AND EXPLAINED HOW SHE WAS SORRY,
BUT SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED
TO MY BEST FRIEND SINCE I WAS 6.
AND SINCE THEN I'VE TRIED DATING A FEW TIMES,
BUT IT WAS ALWAYS A DISASTER,
SO IF I WAS A LITTLE OUT OF IT,
IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT
THAT MY WORLD HAS BEEN SORT OF UPSIDE-DOWN.
OR... MAYBE NOT. MAYBE I'M JUST A JERK.
PROBABLY DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU SAID.
I KNOW I DO.
I'M SORRY.
I THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE HARSH ON HIM.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Maggie: I LOVE SOHO.
I USED TO LIVE A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE.
OH, YEAH? MM-HMM.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?
UH, FIFTH AVENUE.
FIFTH AVENUE.
MM-HMM. IT'S A LITTLE VAGUE.
ARE YOU AFRAID I'M GONNA COME BY,
START HARASSING YOUR DOORMAN OR SOMETHING?
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SURE.
LISTEN, I LIVE JUST AROUND THE CORNER. UM...
DO YOU WANT TO... I DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU WANT TO COME UP FOR SOME...
COFFEE?
FOR SOME COFFEE, YEAH.
HA! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE, DO YOU?
NO, I DON'T.
HA HA HA!
YOU STILL WANT TO COME UP?
UH... YOU DON'T LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF FRAT BOYS, DO YOU?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME?
YEAH.
SURE.
Sean: ALL RIGHT.
Ben: MMM MMM MMM.
YOU WANT ME TO TASTE THAT?
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE ANYTHING.
IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO WORK TOGETHER,
COULD BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL FOR BOTH OF US.
SEE, YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM
WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.
THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.
Sean: LET ME GIVE YOU MY THEORY ON...
SEAN? YEAH?
DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE?
YEAH, IN A MINUTE.
NO, IT'S OK. I WANNA HEAR THIS.
OK.
GOING TO A CATERED PARTY
IS LIKE GOING TO JAIL, RIGHT?
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THERE WILL EAT ANYTHING.
THEY HAVE NO CHOICE.
RIGHT? THEY'RE STUCK IN ONE PLACE. THEY'RE STARVING
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT THE FOOD ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE.
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. WHAT I'M SAYING IS
IF YOU PUT OUT THIS CONDIMENT, SMOOTHAISE,
PEOPLE THEN WILL BE FORCED TO TRY IT.
RIGHT? BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
THEN THEY'LL ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM AND THEN, BOOM!
SUDDENLY, YOU AND I ARE IN THE CONDIMENT MARKET.
OK, SEAN. WHAT?
TIME TO LEAVE.
OK. BEFORE I DO, IF YOU JUST...
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST TASTE THIS?
THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR, IS JUST A TASTE.
SEAN, DON'T MAKE HER TASTE ANYTHING. OK?
Sean: JUST A LITTLE. OK.
A LITTLE. THERE.
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
MM... HUH?
MM-HMM. MM. IT'S EARLY YET, THOUGH.
IT'S STILL IN THE R&D PHASE.
Ben: WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER A CALL
WHEN IT'S IN THE EDIBLE PHASE? HOW ABOUT THAT?
Sean: OK.
YOU KNOW WHAT, GIVE ME 24 HOURS, OK?
I'M GOING TO A RUSSIAN SPICE STORE IN BRIGHTON BEACH.
OPEN ALL NIGHT.
OHH...
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S OK. I HAVE A STRONG PALATE.
YEAH.
I SHOULD, UH, I SHOULD GO, TOO.
REALLY?
YEAH. I'M SURE
YOU HAVE AN EARLY CLASS IN THE MORNING OR SOMETHING.
NO, NO. I GOT, UH,
I GOT NOTHING TO DO.
I, UH...
I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY.
HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY?
UM...
[DOOR CLOSES]
HEY.
I WOULD KILL FOR A CUP OF COFFEE RIGHT NOW.
YEAH.
SO I REALLY HAD A NICE TIME LAST NIGHT.
YEAH. ME, TOO.
WHEN DO YOU THINK I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN?
UM... UM...
I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S SUCH A...
SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
HELLO?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
NOTHING. I JUST THINK THAT WE BOTH
GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT A LITTLE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T CARE HOW MUCH OLDER YOU ARE THAN ME.
IT'S NOT THAT.
REALLY. IT'S NOT THAT?
YEAH. REALLY.
LOOK, I... GOTTA GO,
BUT I'LL, UM,
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
SURE.
[DOOR CLOSES]
I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT NEEDS TO BE IN HERE.
BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE REPAIRMAN COMES.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL HIM?
NO, NO. DO NOT LOOK AT ME.
THIS WAS YOUR PROJECT FROM THE BEGINNING.
YOU TALK TO HIM.
BUT HE FREAKS ME OUT.
YOU KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU, RIGHT?
AND I CARE ABOUT THAT WHY?
YOU'LL MAKE SURE IT'S COLD ENOUGH, RIGHT?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF DISEASES CAN GROW
IN A BROKEN REFRIGERATOR?
I MEAN, IF FOOD IS IMPROPERLY PRESERVED,
IT'S... IT'S LIKE A BREEDING GROUND FOR BACTERIA.
TRICHINOSIS, SALMONELLA, BOTULISM.
IT'LL BE FINE.
CHECK BACK WITH ME IN A FEW WEEKS.
FEW WEEKS?!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FRIDGE?
NOTHING. THE THERMOSTAT WASN'T TURNED DOWN,
BUT I TOLD HIM IT WAS BUSTED,
SO NOW YOU AND I HAVE SEPARATE FRIDGES.
MEGHAN.
HEY, PROBLEM SOLVED! RIGHT?
David: FOR YOU.
DAVID, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. I...
AND COOKIES IN CASE YOU DON'T LIKE FLOWERS.
PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA,
CONSIDERING WHERE YOU WORK.
I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS,
BUT...
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE
IF WE'D HAD A GOOD DATE?
THIS IS WHAT I WOULD WANT SOMEONE TO DO
IF THEY TREATED ME THE WAY I TREATED YOU THE OTHER NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I'D BEEN OUT IN A WHILE,
AND EVERYONE... MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY...
THEY'VE ALL BEEN ON MY CASE TO GO OUT.
WHICH, OBVIOUSLY, IS NOT A REASON TO DO IT...
OR AN EXCUSE FOR MY BEHAVIOR.
BUT I AM SORRY.
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
IT'S FUNNY. I GUESS WE'RE KIND OF...
GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING.
I WAS... I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND...
THIS WAS BEFORE I MET YOU... AND...
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, GETTING OUT THERE
AND HOW...
HOW I SHOULD ONLY BE DATING B-LIST PEOPLE.
B-LIST PEOPLE?
YEAH, BECAUSE, UH..
RIGHT NOW, IF I MET...
THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD,
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
SO YOU... BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE RECENTLY, TOO,
AND I WAS YOUR B-LIST PERSON.
THAT WAS THE PLAN.
AH.
AH, YOU KNOW, I WAS SO BUSY SABOTAGING THE DATE,
AND I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK,
I NEVER REALLY BOTHERED TO LOOK AT YOU
OR LISTEN TO WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
NOW I WISH I HAD.
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU'LL GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
AND GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN?
ONE?
ONE.
HOLD ON. LET ME GET A PEN.
MM-HMM.
HMM. OK, GO AHEAD.
THANKS, ALEX.
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
IT'S LIKE SUPER MARIO ALL OVER AGAIN.
I...I GET SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT,
AND IT JUST... IT JUST FALLS APART.
NOT SO FAST.
I JUST TALKED TO MY COUSIN,
AND HE GAVE ME THE NUMBER OF A GUY.
YOU GOT A NUMBER?
HE SAYS HE CAN HELP US GET PAST THIS LEVEL.
I GUESS WE SHOULD CALL HIM.
[DIALING]
NO! FORGET IT! HANG UP!
WHAT?
WE ARE GONNA DO THIS OURSELVES,
OR WE'RE GONNA DIE TRYING.
[SIGHS]
Ben: HEY.
ARE YOU LEAVING?
Felicity: UH, YEAH. MY WORKDAY IS DONE, SO...
Ben: WELL, MINE'S JUST STARTING. IT SUCKS.
I... I HEARD THAT YOUR TEACHER'S
TRYING TO SET YOU UP WITH HER SON.
YOU GUYS EVER GO OUT?
WELL, YEAH. IT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL,
BUT, UM...
I THINK WE'RE GONNA TRY AGAIN TONIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
ARE YOU... SEEING ANYBODY?
YEAH... I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER.
I DON'T KNOW.
WAS IT THE, UH, THE WOMAN
WHO CAME IN THE OTHER DAY?
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS KIND OF... OLDER?
OH, SHE'S NOT... SHE'S NOT THAT OLD.
NO. GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY.
YEAH.
WELL...
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
YEAH. I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU, TOO.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.
OK.
[SEAN HUMMING]
Ben: HEY.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST FINE-TUNING SMOOTHAISE.
I THINK I HAD A REAL BREAKTHROUGH HERE.
YOU WANNA TASTE THIS?
NO. ANYONE CALL FOR ME?
NO.
OH, YES. YOUR MOTHER CALLED.
MY MOTHER CALLED?
OH, MAN. DID I JUST SAY YOUR MOTHER?
YEAH.
HA HA! I MEANT YOUR LOVER.
[LAUGHS]
VERY FUNNY.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE AT YOUR SEXUAL PRIME,
SHE'S AT HER SEXUAL PRIME. YEAH.
IT'S PERFECT, RIGHT?
DID SHE LEAVE A NUMBER?
YEAH. HER NEW PAGER NUMBER.
APPARENTLY, SHE'LL BE RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY.
IT'S ON THE COUNTER OVER THERE.
BUT LISTEN...
WATCH OUT WITH HER.
I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
OK...
I'M SERIOUS! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT.
I KNOW.
David: THE MAGAZINE NEEDED PICTURES
INSIDE THE BRIDGE,
BUT THE GUARD KEPT SAYING NO...
TILL I GOT TO 100.
AND... THEN HE WAS LIKE, 100 BUCKS? NO PROBLEM.
SO HE LET YOU IN.
YEAH. INSIDE VERRAZANO BRIDGE.
IT'S LIKE A PART OF NEW YORK
NO ONE EVER GETS TO SEE.
THESE GIANT CABLES THAT KEEP THE BRIDGE STANDING.
I GOT SOME INCREDIBLE SHOTS.
UH, YOUR MOM SAYS YOU'RE A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER.
WELL... DON'T TRUST YOUR SOURCE.
MY MOTHER HAS A TENDENCY TO EXAGGERATE.
YEAH. YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
OK, WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH,
MY PARENTS WERE ALREADY TELLING EVERYONE
WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR I WOULD BE.
MY MOM SENT ME TO EUROPE TO STUDY THE GREAT PAINTERS.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT KILLS HER
EVERY TIME SHE SEES ME WITH A CAMERA.
ISN'T IT WEIRD
HOW PARENTS HAVE ALL THESE EXPECTATIONS FOR YOU
BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN HAVE THEM FOR YOURSELF?
I KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT.
[LAUGHS]
ISN'T THAT HORRIBLE?
WELL, HERE'S TO 2 DISAPPOINTMENTS.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Elena: IS THIS GARY?
I GOT YOUR NUMBER FROM ALEX,
AND HE SAYS YOU CAN HELP US.
WE'RE ON THE FINAL BOSS LEVEL.
OK.
HE WANTS YOU TO GET READY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WHEN HE STARTS THROWING FIREBALLS,
MOVE ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT.
NOW WHAT?
HE WANTS YOU TO RUSH UP BEHIND HIM
AND THEN SPIN HIM TOWARDS THE MIDDLE.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
NOW WHAT?
NOEL, TRY IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME, WAIT 5 SECONDS,
MOVE BACK TO THE MIDDLE BEFORE YOU RUSH HIM.
5 SECONDS, MIDDLE. GOT IT.
DAMN IT! I DIED AGAIN.
THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER.
DID YOU TRY THE JUMP-AND-SPIN?
YES, I TRIED IT!
HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS GAME.
WHO IS THIS GUY? I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKING ABOUT! HERE.
LISTEN, JACKASS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
OR ARE YOU JUST SOME MORON WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO
WITH HIS TIME THAN SIT AROUND AND GIVE BAD ADVICE?!
WHAT...
HE'S CRYING.
THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S 7.
YEARS OLD?
OH.
Elena: GARY?
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
♪ BABE
♪ LAST CALL WAS HALF AN HOUR AGO ♪
♪ THEY'RE SWEEPING THE FLOOR
♪ BUT I CAN'T FIND THE DOOR ♪
♪ AND I HAVE TO GO
♪ THEY SAY MOVE ON
♪ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW
♪ HOW IT IS WHEN THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO... ♪
SO, THIS IS ME.
I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
YEAH. SO DID I.
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
HEY, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN,
BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND IT'D BE AN HONOR
TO BE YOUR B-LIST PERSON.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HOLD ON.
HEY.
WHAT?
OH, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU GUYS AREN'T STILL PLAYING THAT GAME.
OH, NO.
NO, THANK GOD. WE'RE, UH...
WE'RE ALL THROUGH. 4 DAYS WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH,
I THINK. BESIDES, I DECIDED, UH...
WELL, I'M A LITTLE TOO MATURE FOR VIDEO GAMES.
THAT'S A RELIEF.
HA HA HA! I KNOW, HUH?
SO, ELENA'S NOT HERE.
UH, SHE WENT TO THE LIBRARY.
OH. YEAH.
BUT... LOOK, COME IN. HANG OUT.
YEAH?
OK.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE...
UM, STUFF.
IT'S, UH...
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S NOTHING.
"THE IT GIRL'S GUIDE TO VIDEO"?
YEAH. UM...
IT'S ACTUALLY, UH...
I BOUGHT IT FOR RUBY. IT'S JUST THIS LITTLE...
IT'S THIS LITTLE THING FOR RENTING VIDEOS.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS FUN.
YEAH, I HOPE SO.
HOPE SHE LIKES IT.
[TURNS PAGE]
SO, WHAT'D YOU DO TONIGHT?
UM...
I, UH...
I JUST WENT AND GRABBED DINNER.
OH.
WELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT, UH...
GOING TO GRAB SOME COFFEE. YOU WANNA COME?
YEAH.
YEAH? I WOULD LOVE TO.
Felicity: I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T TELL HIM
ABOUT DAVID.
I GUESS IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT.
IT'S JUST WEIRD,
TALKING ABOUT B-LIST PEOPLE
WITH AN A-LIST GUY.