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Insurance? Done.
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Hostal address? Got it.
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Miniatures for the plane.
Free booze. I checked.
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I think I'm all good.
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It's only a year. It'll fly by.
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Well, stay safe, Han.
And remember!
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If it's an emergency then just send
a switch text. I know. I promise.
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And no repeat of what happened
in Colombia. Or New Zealand.
Or Kuala Lumpur.
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I'm a seasoned traveller!
Stop worrying.
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I can't leave you lot for ever.
Let's make sure of that.
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Come on. Group hug.
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Ready?
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Water.
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Earth.
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Fire.
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And air.
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Goddess great, mother of all,
spirit mighty, hear our call.
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Four elements strong,
we desire...
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Water!
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Air.
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Earth.
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And fire!
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We should really
start using non-stick.
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Hello? ..Brilliant.
I'll be down in a sec.
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The taxi's here.
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I'm sorry, Hannah.
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I'm so sorry.
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You look like Miss Marple! Why does
nothing ever look good on me?
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OMG!
Ooh! Fit new workmate!
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Relax, relax, relax!
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Hey.
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Hi.
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He might be shy.
Yeah. Looks like it!
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At least you stand a chance
with him.
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I'll never know what it's like
to kiss him, hold his big arms...
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choose a rescue dog with him,
get matching hair cuts...
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Thank you.
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Oh! No, you take it! Please!
Your leg. It's fine.
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I'm a physio.
It's better for me standing. Please.
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Hm!
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Put him out of his misery!
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Hi.
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No, I'm fine.
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No, nothing's happened, Mum.
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I don't sound strange.
Everything's fine. Bye.
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Some men cannot take a hint!
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I don't suppose you...
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Stalker alert!
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Coffee, sir?
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Thank God you're all OK.
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So, come on. Hit me with it.
What's happened?
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The body's in the other room.
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I cannot believe this is happening.
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You make me get an 11-hour flight
back from India
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because you killed a cat!
It was an emergency.
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Grace getting knocked off her bike
is an emergency.
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Jude being held hostage by her
junkie boyfriend is an emergency.
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You sitting on your boss's cat
is not an emergency.
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I didn't sit on him.
I microwaved him, OK?
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How was I supposed to know
the little prick was in there?
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I was in a rush because of you
and your hour-long showers.
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I wanted to give my coffee a blast,
but I nuked my boss's cat instead.
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Can we figure out
how to bring him back to life?
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Otherwise, I'm gonna lose my job and
I won't be able to cover your rent,
or yours, then we'll be homeless.
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Whatever you do, stay out of sight.
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Missed you.
Missed you, too!
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Janet, come in!
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Where's Timmy?
Cup of tea?
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My cat - now!
I'll just go and find him.
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Air.
Oh, bollocks!
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Ooh, earth. Ooh, spell book.
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The founding sisters would be
so proud of us!
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The founding sisters never worked
in advertising.
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Here we go.
We need something of the cat's.
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Witch hazel. Witch hazel.
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And virgin water.
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I hate stuff out of jars!
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OK.
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Spirit, we ask
with all our might
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Love this creature, give it life.
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Listen now to our command
and bring it back from slumber land!
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What is going on in here?
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Oh, Timmy!
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Beauty!
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I've been getting e-mails
from New York. I'm sorry.
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I'm speaking. Sorry.
Who's been dealing with Marcos?
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Th-that should be...
The account manager!
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Yes, you!
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I leave you for three days...
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I've been using your room
for private physio clients.
Your bed's in storage.
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But, um... You can bunk in with me.
Like we're at solstice camp again.
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I'll take that and put a wash on.
Hang your things in my wardrobe.
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Don't worry. I'll probably
be off again in a couple of days.
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It represents 55% of our business.
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What Marcos wants, Marcos gets
with a big fat cherry on top.
Hi, you must be Janet.
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There's no margin for incompetence.
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If that phone rings one more time,
you're off the account.
I'm taking the battery out.
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Battery's out. I want the situation
resolved before I get to my desk.
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Consider it done.
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You look a mess.
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I'll, um... sort that out, too.
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Ah! That went well!
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What?
She's horrible to you.
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It would have been fine
if your mum didn't keep ringing me.
What is her problem? She worries.
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Ridiculous! You're 22!
Grace takes shit off her mum.
You take shit off your boss!
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No, I don't. I don't!
Anyway, Janet is the boss. She...
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I don't have to explain myself
to you!
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Touched a nerve.
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She comes home sometimes
and I know she's been crying.
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Anyone seen my mobile?
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Right. "You stupid cow!
You've over-committed us
to the principal fee!"
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I'm sorry if I've made a mistake,
Janet, but I'm trying my best and...
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although you're an inspiration
to work for, you never give me
any responsibility.
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So, can we talk about this later,
in your office?
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Practising standing up to Janet.
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What are you smiling at?
Last night went really well.
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I miss casting spells.
All four of us have to be together.
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Don't start. What?
Guilt tripping me. It's not fair.
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I'm entitled to occasionally travel.
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You've been off the electoral roll
for years!
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You're acting like travelling
is a cop-out.
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I never vote, but I'm happy.
We want you to be happy.
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We miss magic. And we miss you.
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We've got the rest of our lives
to be old witches together.
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Well, before you go off to be
a Buddhist nun in Outer Mongolia,
can we do another switch?
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What kind of switch?
I dunno. Anything.
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A little one like... an enchantment?
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For a friend at work.
I feel really sorry for her.
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This guy, he won't even look at her.
She's got this wonky eye
and this big...
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head.
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You know? It's really sad.
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We can enchant a brooch
for a day or two. Help things along.
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Have you got something of his?
Mm-hm. I've got...
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a pair of his glasses, railcard...
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some sweet wrappers, some doodles.
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He can't answer the phone
without doodling! Bloody hell, Jude!
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It's you! OK. I really like him.
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Is that so bad?
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This one might work.
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I just want someone to love me,
then all this self-abuse will stop.
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If you need me, I'll be over here,
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asking meself
some very searching questions.
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Hey. Oh. Hey.
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I, er...
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We've never really...
No. We haven't.
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That's awful. I know.
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And where's your friend? He's gone.
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Left me all alone.
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Why would he do that?
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I'm sorry, Janet.
I've made a mistake.
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It's because I'm trying my best...
These locations are so bad
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I've had to fire three people
to lift my mood.
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Why are they so bad? I'm sorry,
Janet, if I've made a mistake.
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But it's because I'm, er...
I'm trying...
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Yes, you are. Very.
I-I'm trying my best, and although
you're an inspiration to...
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I could get a monkey to do this.
..work for you never... On crutches.
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You never give me... Who operates
the keyboard with his nose.
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Oh, fuck off!
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Thank you, Stella. That will be all.
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Oh, my God!
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Jude!
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Judith!
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Oh, didn't know you were in.
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Oh, stop it!
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Stella.
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No. Get off.
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Two minutes, yeah?
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Are you OK?
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Come on, then.
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Spring water, feathers, star flower.
Holland & Barrett is amazing!
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Did you bring the spell book?
I could use my witch app.
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OK, we need to erase two hours
of Janet's memory
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so that she hasn't fired Stella yet.
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We brought a cat back to life,
I'm sure we can do this.
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And we need something of hers.
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That's great, David. I'll take you
through the campaign on Thursday.
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Did you order this? Does this suit
say "marketing" to you?
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but could you please piss off
back to Noddy land?
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Not you! No. Well, listen, are you
happy with the colour palette?
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No. I think we'll stick with that.
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Good, so it's full steam ahead
for Thursday? Let me just check.
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Great. Well, I'll bring them in
on Thursday.
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Oh, no. Pink is good.
Yeah. It's witty.
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"Witty in pink" indeed!
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Great, David. Well, I'm looking
forward to seeing you Thursday.
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Yup. We've got the four boys
coming in specifically for that.
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Great. The other team
are very happy.
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Indeed. No, let me check. 4.45?
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Yeah. 4.45 Thursday.
Always a pleasure.
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Thanks, David. See you then.
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"Oh, great spirit, wise, sublime
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"help us turn the hands of time.
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"To when no harm was done,
no temper frayed, no conflict spun."
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Take Janet...
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What's her surname? Boot.
Janet Boot?
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Her brother's called Bob. Bob Boot?
I know!
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Girls!
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Take Janet Boot
to a previous place
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Where serenity shows upon her face.
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Good work, Han.
Thanks.
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All right? Yes. All good.
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You OK? Yeah.
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Yeah. I'll just... carry on, shall I?
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Carry on.
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Hello. So shall I rebook
your flights for tomorrow?
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Oh, thank you! How's the dragon?
Memory wiped. You were great today.
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Thanks. I'll get you extra legroom.
You need to catch up on your sleep.
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Go into my room. In the little black
desk there's an envelope for you.
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I forgot to give it to you,
what with our feline episode.
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What's all this? It's my Hannah's
flying visit emergency pack.
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Just in case you ever interrupted
your trip with a visit home.
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What are these cards? You never
remember the girls' birthdays.
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I put some money in there
for stamps, too.
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Oh. Got to go.
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Am I a shit friend?
What do you mean? You're amazing!
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When you're here.
I'm hardly ever here.
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When was the last time
I remembered your birthday? Um...
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You manage
to get me a present wherever I am
and I can't pick up the phone.
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Han, it doesn't matter.
It's different when you're the one
who's away, having adventures.
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Home just doesn't... exist.
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That's fine. No, it's not.
Home totally exists.
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I think about you lot all the time.
I've got to go!
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You're a lovely friend.
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See you later.
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Let me help with those.
It's OK. I'm grateful for the work.
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Let me help.
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What's the matter?
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Is this some sort of test?
I don't know what this means.
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I think we need a little chat.
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You can start without her, Stella.
You know our account.
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I know how much Janet wants
to present this to you, so, er...
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I'll see if I can hunt her down.
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He said he'd phone me on Friday to
make arrangements, which he doesn't.
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He won't answer any calls all night,
then I see on Facebook that
he's been out with Lacrosse mates.
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So I IM him
and he's all, "I've got flu."
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Why is he lying to me?
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I didn't understand a lot of that,
but it sounds like he doesn't
appreciate what he's got with you.
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00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:19,162
What are you doing? I've been
looking for you everywhere.
240
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:23,483
Marcos has had two cups of tea and
a muffin. I can't cover any more.
241
00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:30,162
Are you going to be all right?
Everyone says you're a bitch queen
from hell, but they're wrong.
242
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:36,682
They say that?
When you go to New York,
there's a special dance we do.
243
00:21:36,683 --> 00:21:40,643
Even the IT boys know it and
I've never seen anyone talk to them.
244
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:46,562
Does everyone hate me?
Of course, but you love that.
245
00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:51,122
Do we open with questions, or do we
pincer Marcos with presentations,
246
00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:53,042
focus groups and summary?
247
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:55,043
What's your feeling?
248
00:21:56,243 --> 00:21:59,177
Who's Marcos?
249
00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,928
Sorry I'm late. It's OK.
250
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,964
It's you. Hi!
251
00:22:19,994 --> 00:22:22,714
What a coincidence! Yeah.
252
00:22:23,554 --> 00:22:26,074
So, er... what do you want?
253
00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:33,873
The massage. Oh, yeah! Yeah.
It's just this ligament thing.
254
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:37,754
Aggravated... I kept my pants on.
I don't know the rules.
255
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:03,034
I haven't shagged him, have I?
256
00:23:05,274 --> 00:23:07,674
Definitely would have
remembered HIM!
257
00:23:10,434 --> 00:23:12,474
Is he important?
258
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,873
Oh! I LOVE them!
259
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:23,953
Right, by my calculation, you think
it's 1990. That would make you 17.
260
00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:29,153
And by this, we can agree that you
have no idea about the modern world.
261
00:23:29,154 --> 00:23:31,633
'Video call.
Rebecca from Marcos' office.'
262
00:23:31,634 --> 00:23:34,913
Janet, hi.
Hi, Rebecca! It's Stella.
263
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,273
Can she see me?
Sorry, this is a bit awkward.
264
00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:42,713
But Marcos isn't best pleased
you stood him up. This is NUTS!
265
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:46,393
We're going to have to take
our account to Blush Media. Blush?
266
00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,993
Have you seen
their deodorant campaign?
267
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:54,353
They think bikinis are ironic.
Please give us another chance!
I'll see what I can do.
268
00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:56,913
You'd better pull it out the bag
tomorrow!
269
00:23:56,914 --> 00:23:59,474
Whoa!
270
00:24:00,474 --> 00:24:03,673
I'm going with it
because I don't want to freak out,
271
00:24:03,674 --> 00:24:06,874
but I am pretty sure
I took some acid!
272
00:24:12,514 --> 00:24:15,794
What kind of physio have
you been having? Not much, really.
273
00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:19,793
Had some at a sport physio clinic
in Camberwell.
274
00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:22,314
I work out of there sometimes. Oh!
275
00:24:23,314 --> 00:24:26,593
And at the Camden branch.
And I work out of there.
276
00:24:26,594 --> 00:24:29,394
How long have you been going?
277
00:24:31,234 --> 00:24:33,434
Er... Since yesterday.
278
00:24:34,954 --> 00:24:36,954
Since I saw you.
279
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,153
Gracie! Are you all right?
280
00:24:41,154 --> 00:24:44,274
Are you safe? Mum! Get out!
281
00:24:45,994 --> 00:24:49,913
I've been going out of my mind!
You can't barge in when I'm working!
282
00:24:49,914 --> 00:24:53,834
What the hell
was going on yesterday?
I thought you'd been kidnapped!
283
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:58,714
Can we talk about this in private?
Oh. So now you want to talk to me?
284
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:03,593
Er, thank you. For that.
I should probably get going.
285
00:25:03,594 --> 00:25:05,554
Come back!
286
00:25:06,554 --> 00:25:09,394
No. I mean come back again
for a massage.
287
00:25:09,874 --> 00:25:10,994
Oh.
288
00:25:36,674 --> 00:25:40,073
So, girls, why didn't you come
to the last solstice?
289
00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:42,113
I was... ill?
290
00:25:42,114 --> 00:25:44,873
With a... personal thing.
291
00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:48,593
I've been travelling. Flighty
as ever, Hannah! Like your mother.
292
00:25:48,594 --> 00:25:51,954
I was really busy with work.
I see.
293
00:25:53,274 --> 00:25:58,274
Got to keep the BOSSES happy.
Catherine was there with her coven.
294
00:25:58,954 --> 00:26:01,753
Blessing every bloody twig in sight,
295
00:26:01,754 --> 00:26:04,673
all four in matching outfits.
296
00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:08,353
I...was running the lentil stall.
297
00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:12,753
"No Grace and the girls this year?"
Every bowl!
298
00:26:12,754 --> 00:26:18,153
Mum... How do you think it looks
when I can't get my own daughter
to go to solstice?
299
00:26:18,154 --> 00:26:20,193
Anyone would think
you were de-cloaked.
300
00:26:20,194 --> 00:26:24,353
Just cos I missed solstice doesn't
mean I've given up practising. Oh!
301
00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:27,073
Doesn't it? Oh!
302
00:26:27,074 --> 00:26:30,633
How are you practising
when Air here keeps flitting off?
303
00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:33,193
I needed a break!
A break?
304
00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,513
A break?
305
00:26:35,514 --> 00:26:38,993
You're a witch, love!
Not an IT consultant!
306
00:26:38,994 --> 00:26:41,473
Han's... back now anyway, Mum.
307
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:45,793
For a bit. We've been doing
some serious casting.
308
00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:48,793
We did a memory haze. And...
An enchantment.
309
00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:53,314
And an enchantment, a romantic
enchantment and a summoning of life.
310
00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:57,713
You brought someone back
from the dead?
311
00:26:57,714 --> 00:27:00,753
It was only a cat, but...
312
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:04,713
No! No, still, I'm VERY impressed.
313
00:27:04,714 --> 00:27:07,873
Oh! Wait till I tell Rhiannon...
314
00:27:07,874 --> 00:27:11,833
that you girls
are summoning life!
315
00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:17,473
I can't wait to see
her little pinched Welsh face
when she hears about this!
316
00:27:17,474 --> 00:27:22,033
Exactly. Why stay a moment longer
when you could be at home boasting?
317
00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:24,874
That switch, we really fucked it up!
318
00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:28,874
Hey.
319
00:27:31,354 --> 00:27:35,673
I LOVE this magazine!
How much star flower did you put in?
320
00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:38,754
Um... About a cup... cupful.
321
00:27:39,874 --> 00:27:41,873
And did you bless the feathers?
322
00:27:41,874 --> 00:27:43,554
Yeah. Yeah.
323
00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:49,313
You see, THIS is the problem
with a part-time coven!
324
00:27:49,314 --> 00:27:51,954
Well, it's MY coven,
so just deal with it.
325
00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:55,913
There's nothing in here
about reversing or opposites.
326
00:27:55,914 --> 00:28:00,313
No, once you've cast a spell,
you can't break it
or cast an opposite spell.
327
00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:02,713
You only lift it. How do we do that?
328
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:07,833
Well, if someone is under
the influence of someone else,
329
00:28:07,834 --> 00:28:13,113
the only way to lift the spell
is for those two people
to exchange a truth.
330
00:28:13,114 --> 00:28:15,393
What truth?
It's different every time.
331
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:19,194
You'll have to work it out,
otherwise, that woman...
332
00:28:21,474 --> 00:28:24,434
is going to be like this for ever.
333
00:28:27,434 --> 00:28:29,954
Right, where am I sleeping?
334
00:28:37,154 --> 00:28:39,793
Ooh! Where are YOU going?
To the pub.
335
00:28:39,794 --> 00:28:41,953
Got a date. Why don't you come?
336
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:45,073
No, because it's a date.
That would be weird.
337
00:28:45,074 --> 00:28:48,033
Oh, yeah.
338
00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:51,833
I guess I'll see you tomorrow, then.
Oh, probably not.
339
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,514
I'm off. What?
340
00:28:54,394 --> 00:28:58,073
Already? Well, I thought I'd give
South America another go.
341
00:28:58,074 --> 00:29:01,433
I met this guy in Thailand
who spent a summer herding llamas.
342
00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:04,914
They give you your own yurt.
How cool is that?
343
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,074
Stella booked my flights.
344
00:29:17,154 --> 00:29:20,234
I'd better say goodbye now, then.
OK.
345
00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:25,074
Ooh! Don't forget your brooch!
Oh, yeah.
346
00:29:31,274 --> 00:29:32,594
Bye.
347
00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:39,553
How many channels are there?
I've got an idea.
348
00:29:39,554 --> 00:29:43,193
Why don't we tell each other
a secret about ourselves? Like what?
349
00:29:43,194 --> 00:29:47,633
Something huge! Something that you
would never normally tell anyone.
350
00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:49,953
Is this like a bonding thing?
Exactly.
351
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,514
Then we'll be friends for ever?
352
00:29:53,754 --> 00:29:55,794
Yeah. Sort of.
353
00:29:56,714 --> 00:29:58,234
OK. Um...
354
00:29:59,394 --> 00:30:02,514
Well, this is a bad one.
That's fine. I won't judge.
355
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:08,073
I slept with my sister's boyfriend
while she was in a coma.
356
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,033
Brilliant.
357
00:30:10,034 --> 00:30:11,553
Right.
358
00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:13,594
Well, um...
359
00:30:14,714 --> 00:30:18,073
I'm a witch!
Oh, Stella!
360
00:30:18,074 --> 00:30:20,633
No, you're not. You're lovely!
No.
361
00:30:20,634 --> 00:30:22,874
I actually am a witch.
362
00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:27,314
And I've cast a spell on you
and given you amnesia.
363
00:30:30,514 --> 00:30:32,954
You're such a tool!
364
00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:44,873
He likes fashion, art,
Calvin and Hobbes.
365
00:30:44,874 --> 00:30:49,794
He's got the same sense of humour
as me, lives two Tube stops away
and isn't married!
366
00:30:51,674 --> 00:30:54,233
Who was that?
Oh, just my mate Hannah.
367
00:30:54,234 --> 00:30:57,593
She likes to check
and make sure I'm still alive.
368
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,713
And what were you saying?
369
00:30:59,714 --> 00:31:04,033
Just that I'm having
a really nice time with you.
370
00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:06,834
And that I think you're really,
um...
371
00:31:11,314 --> 00:31:13,634
Well, I think you're really...
372
00:31:14,714 --> 00:31:16,513
Too.
373
00:31:16,514 --> 00:31:20,673
Which is amazing, because you're
the first woman I've been with.
374
00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:24,314
I was... gay before I met you.
375
00:31:25,314 --> 00:31:29,873
At least, I thought I was, anyway.
I only used to think about men.
376
00:31:29,874 --> 00:31:34,673
I was too shy to do anything
about it, but all along,
it was because I hadn't met you!
377
00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:35,873
I know!
378
00:31:35,874 --> 00:31:38,593
♪ You make me feel
379
00:31:38,594 --> 00:31:41,154
♪ Mi-ighty real! ♪
380
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:06,901
How did we get on?
Janet, how old are you? 17!
381
00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:09,478
Why do you keep asking me that?
382
00:32:09,479 --> 00:32:13,639
I'm going to have to move in if this
is the kind of mess you get into.
383
00:32:15,439 --> 00:32:19,478
You do the presentation.
We'll look after Janet.
I can't leave her! Look!
384
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,358
Even more reason to do it. For her.
385
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:26,678
I can't do it on my own!
Will you stop shouting, please?
386
00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:29,798
Calm down and think
what we're going to do with Janet.
387
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:34,318
I don't care about Janet! She treats
me and everyone else like shit!
388
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,918
Let's leave her like this.
389
00:32:36,919 --> 00:32:38,878
She doesn't mean it.
I do.
390
00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:41,358
I do mean it. She's a cow!
That's the truth!
391
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,479
So tell her, then.
What?
392
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:50,599
Tell Janet the truth.
393
00:32:52,879 --> 00:32:54,399
You're a cow.
394
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,998
Tell her.
395
00:32:57,999 --> 00:33:01,478
You constantly undermine me.
396
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,758
You're a bully, a bitch,
a complete nightmare.
397
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:09,399
And you never give me
any responsibility. Yes. Yes.
398
00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:13,119
But...
399
00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:17,319
without you,
there'd be no agency and...
400
00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:23,159
And I do admire you for that.
Do you?
401
00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:30,759
Do you also admire the fact that
I'm 43 and my only friend is my cat?
402
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:52,319
What do you think of me?
403
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:57,918
Lazy, incompetent,
404
00:33:57,919 --> 00:34:00,198
low-impact personality.
405
00:34:00,199 --> 00:34:02,918
Low-impact personality!
406
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:06,799
Come on, Janet. We've got
a presentation to get ready for!
407
00:34:10,479 --> 00:34:12,599
Your product is a joke!
408
00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:17,038
But in-jokes are the best jokes.
409
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:21,478
They're fun, intimate
and, more importantly,
410
00:34:21,479 --> 00:34:25,158
are an aide-memoire for friendship.
411
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,679
Stella, why don't you run through
the ideas we've got?
412
00:34:42,399 --> 00:34:47,239
How'd it go with Miles?
Oh. I don't think it's meant to be.
413
00:34:48,279 --> 00:34:51,278
You've got two hours left
on that brooch.
414
00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:54,358
If you want to work your magic
on someone else.
415
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:57,239
Great! You're a bloody genius!
416
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:08,478
That went well, then.
417
00:35:08,479 --> 00:35:10,678
What are those?
Rape alarms.
418
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:12,838
I don't... I don't want them.
419
00:35:12,839 --> 00:35:15,319
Just keep one in your bag.
420
00:35:16,959 --> 00:35:19,038
They'll drag you down.
What?
421
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:23,998
You're a much better witch than all
of them. I can find you a new coven.
422
00:35:23,999 --> 00:35:26,598
I already have a coven.
Yes!
423
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:31,558
Formed at solstice camp when
you were 14! It's time you moved on.
424
00:35:31,559 --> 00:35:34,638
Found yourself more mature elements.
They need me.
425
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:37,199
To make themselves feel better,
probably.
426
00:35:37,879 --> 00:35:40,558
Take that back! What?
427
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:43,198
I won't be tied
to your apron strings.
428
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:46,598
What you just said. Take it back!
Just...
429
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:50,198
I just don't want you making
any mistakes, that's all.
430
00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:54,278
You're supposed to make mistakes.
That's life.
431
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:56,679
Go home and let me have one.
432
00:36:10,359 --> 00:36:14,758
Aaron! Put this brooch on! No.
You said I looked like Miss Marple.
433
00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:16,798
No, I was wrong!
434
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:20,318
No. I have a theme. Just try it!
It clashes!
435
00:36:20,319 --> 00:36:24,198
Put it on! What's wrong with you?
It'll go with your eyes.
436
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:25,599
Really?
437
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:30,319
Agh!
438
00:36:40,319 --> 00:36:41,399
Hey.
439
00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:45,918
Hi.
We've never properly met, have we?
440
00:36:45,919 --> 00:36:47,678
No.
441
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:50,919
Why is that?
Um... I don't know.
442
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,319
I love your brooch.
Can I take a closer look?
443
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,639
What are you doing?
444
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,478
12 quid for a pair of too tight
flight socks!
445
00:37:16,479 --> 00:37:20,958
Have you ever even heard of anyone
getting deep vein thrombosis?
446
00:37:20,959 --> 00:37:22,998
I reckon it's a scam.
447
00:37:22,999 --> 00:37:26,478
All packed? Didn't really unpack.
Of course you didn't.
448
00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:28,278
What's wrong?
449
00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:31,918
I wish sometimes you'd stick around
long enough for me to talk to you.
450
00:37:31,919 --> 00:37:34,118
Well, I'm here now.
451
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:36,399
Talk to me.
452
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:39,358
It's my mum.
453
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:42,358
I know she's a pain in the arse,
but she...
454
00:37:42,359 --> 00:37:45,758
It's only because she loves me,
and I'm horrible to her.
455
00:37:45,759 --> 00:37:47,918
Calm down.
You're not horrible to her.
456
00:37:47,919 --> 00:37:52,918
I sent her home and told her to
stay out of my life. Would you speak
to your mum like that?
457
00:37:52,919 --> 00:37:56,359
Maybe, if I knew where to find her.
458
00:37:57,359 --> 00:38:00,198
Oh, Han, I'm sorry.
I'm being selfish.
459
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,198
No, you're not.
460
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:04,478
Listen, you argue with your mum
461
00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:06,838
because it's intense
and you love her.
462
00:38:06,839 --> 00:38:11,558
When you love someone, you say
all kinds of horrible shit to them.
463
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,838
It's actually a good thing.
464
00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:18,438
I'd love to have a screaming row
with my mum, but the truth is...
465
00:38:18,439 --> 00:38:22,198
she doesn't really care enough
to have one with me.
466
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:26,358
Oh, Han. No sympathy hugging.
This isn't about me.
467
00:38:26,359 --> 00:38:30,278
Where's your mum now?
Coach station. Then go there.
468
00:38:30,279 --> 00:38:34,278
And thank her for being
the pain in the arse that she is.
469
00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:37,559
I love you, Han.
Tell that to Gloria!
470
00:38:53,439 --> 00:38:57,358
I promise I'll answer my phone more.
I've got a coach to catch, Grace.
471
00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:00,558
I'll come home for the next
solstice. Only if you want to.
472
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:03,039
Mum, please!
It's just...
473
00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:07,478
I don't know where to start.
474
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,558
Come on, love!
One minute.
475
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,118
Even though there's three of them,
they don't replace you. Come on!
476
00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:17,759
BACK OFF! I'M TALKING TO MY MUM!
477
00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:22,758
Yes! And she lives in London now,
478
00:39:22,759 --> 00:39:26,079
and I don't get to see her
as often as I'd like.
479
00:39:28,279 --> 00:39:30,039
Which is OK.
480
00:39:31,399 --> 00:39:34,239
Promise you'll come home
for solstice.
481
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,999
I'll bring my coven.
482
00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:44,239
Keep your mum happy?
483
00:40:12,999 --> 00:40:14,279
Hi.
484
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:17,199
It's Grace.
485
00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:22,039
I-I was wondering... if you wanted
to make another appointment.
486
00:40:26,279 --> 00:40:30,638
The taxi's here. Right,
have you got your sun cream, wipes?
487
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:33,279
Condoms.
Check, check, check.
488
00:40:37,439 --> 00:40:41,078
You're going, then.
I never said I'd stay.
489
00:40:41,079 --> 00:40:44,638
What if I hadn't got back in time?
You'd have just gone?
490
00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:48,879
You HATE goodbyes. Whereas
you couldn't give a toss about them.
491
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:02,999
Grace.
492
00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:06,839
Grace?
493
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:13,199
My room.
It's not finished.
494
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:20,198
It's beautiful.
495
00:41:20,199 --> 00:41:23,078
She's in here every night
doing something.
496
00:41:23,079 --> 00:41:26,278
I wanted to make it nice
for when you got back.
497
00:41:26,279 --> 00:41:30,438
When you were here before,
it was always so... What's the word?
498
00:41:30,439 --> 00:41:32,559
Shit?
Depressing.
499
00:41:33,359 --> 00:41:34,838
Temporary.
500
00:41:34,839 --> 00:41:37,359
No wonder you never wanted to stay.
501
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:42,358
Every country you go to,
I put it up here.
502
00:41:42,359 --> 00:41:45,638
So we always know where you are.
503
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:51,279
Look at all the places I've been to!
Show us where you're going next.
504
00:42:04,799 --> 00:42:06,998
Birmingham.
What? No!
505
00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:08,438
London!
506
00:42:08,439 --> 00:42:10,839
I'm staying in London.
507
00:42:20,439 --> 00:42:22,479
Let's bless the room.
508
00:42:24,439 --> 00:42:27,319
Shit!
We haven't got anything for air.
509
00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,159
Spirit bless this room for us...
510
00:42:48,919 --> 00:42:51,079
What was that?
What happened?
511
00:42:53,359 --> 00:42:55,559
We've been hexed.
Oh, shit!
512
00:42:56,799 --> 00:42:58,839
Who the HELL has hexed us?
513
00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:08,478
Spirit, we call on your goodwill.
Reveal to us who wishes ill.
514
00:43:08,479 --> 00:43:12,438
Show the one who would cause harm
through vengeful hex or evil charm.
515
00:43:12,439 --> 00:43:17,439
Trust we won't retaliate.
Our only aim is to defend
our precious coven till the end.
516
00:43:50,999 --> 00:43:53,439
It's the witches of Kensington.
517
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:57,679
It's starting again.
518
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:08,438
Why should we trust you?
We're offering an entente cordiale.
519
00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:10,638
Get your bag.
I've got you an interview.
520
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:14,639
Untied the bus driver
and called the Colombian police!
521
00:44:16,999 --> 00:44:20,719
I'm getting the sack. I'd still
have a job if we did a quick switch.
522
00:44:22,519 --> 00:44:25,278
Gerry Blackwell, your new boss.
523
00:44:25,279 --> 00:44:28,839
This sexy man is the best boss ever.
To ya!
524
00:44:31,279 --> 00:44:34,519
I like you, Grace.
I like you SO much!
525
00:44:41,095 --> 00:45:14,880
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