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Come on. Group hug.
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Yes!
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Probably be off again
in a couple of days.
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We miss magic. And we miss you.
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Hi! Er, I was wondering... if you
wanted to make another appointment.
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Who the hell has hexed us?
It's the witches of Kensington.
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Starting again.
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Ready?
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Girls!
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Can't we just e-mail them?
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It's a bit late for that.
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Hold onto your broomsticks, girls.
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Aaagh! Darlings!
Oh, this is tote amazing!
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Oh, you all look edible!
We were just about to pop a
bottle of Cristal. Are you in?
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This isn't a social visit!
Oh. Sad face?
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We know what you've done.
Oh, drop the bullshit, you cocks!
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Major confusion in this corner,
sweets.
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The hex? On us?
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You must think we are
the biggest bitch hounds ever.
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Yes. We do.
Oh, mega guilt sweat.
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So it was you.
Yeah. But...
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You're gonna find this
major Inbetweeners.
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This is India, Romola and Remy.
Charmed.
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Enchante!
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Witches of Camden,
meet the witches of Kensington.
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I have a new coven!
Are you sure they're new?
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They look just like the last ones.
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Yes. They're new, Jude.
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The hex, Alexa?
So. We were joshing about.
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Honing our casting skills.
And we thought we'd try a hex.
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And I had a snap of you four
little scruffs in solstice camp.
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Didn't even think it would work.
I am totes... proud of us.
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You knew exactly
what you were doing.
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Our fault for underestimating
our power.
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For being complete fuck plugs!
Age... not Louboutin size, please.
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Pinkie shake?
Go fuck yourself!
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What are they up to?
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Look, ladies.
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We're sorry. Honestly, darlings.
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We all are. This whole
feud thing's gone tote OTT.
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We're adults now.
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It's bloody ridic. Truce, ya?
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Why should we trust you? We're
offering you an entente cordiale.
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Stay. Pretty P. Have a drinkie!
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I don't know.
Oh, it'll be jokes. Come on.
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Cheers!
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I got sick of it,
the travelling thing.
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Mm.
And I missed them lot.
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So... I thought...
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Shit. What did I think?
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You missed the girls.
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Yes. Mm. Yes.
So I thought... enough.
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I'm gonna stay,
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put down some roots,
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get a job,
grow up and all that shit.
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I could never get that shine.
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Oh, you could, too.
Your hair is amaze.
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Seriously.
Basil oil, lemon and rosemary.
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And it's, like, whoa! Shinefest.
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Don't even get me started
on time-keeping.
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I gave the three of them Rolexes
for Christmas.
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And did it make a diff?
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Did it hell!
Oh, well.
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It's completely disrespectful.
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Goodbye!
Find me on Twitter!
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Is this what they call a tramp walk -
going home in last night's clothes?
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Yes. But you're
meant to smell of sex. No, I don't.
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I don't smell of sex.
No, I smell of Alexa's posh candles.
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Aw! She's all right.
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We used to be quite close
when we were kids, me and Alexa.
Before you lot.
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She'd tie you up
and make you eat mustard!
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Yeah, that bit wasn't so great.
You should've stuck with it. Her
wardrobe was bigger than my bedroom.
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But would you actually
want that lifestyle?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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I wouldn't. Living off Daddy and
talking a load of bullshit all day.
No, thanks.
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I work hard for all this.
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OK, so it's not Kensington, but...
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we all earn our keep...
apart from Han.
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I think I'm getting the sack!
Oh, brilliant!
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It's a final warning.
I'm taking this to a tribunal.
It's completely unfair.
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Oh. 'Abusive to customers,
drinking on the job
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and repeated unexplained absence.'
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Good luck with that.
They've got a really strong case.
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Well, if that prick of a boss treated
me with respect, I wouldn't
take the piss.
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Can we not do something about this?
No. I'm late for work already.
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We can't get the spell book out every
time you mess up at work. Why not?!
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Jude! Exactly how much phone sex
did you have with that Cuban
guy last month?
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A fair bit. Why? Because we've got
a phone bill here for a grand!
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He only lives in Tooting.
Why not just have proper sex, then?
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Face like a slapped arse,
voice like Antonio Banderas.
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Anyway, do not
point the finger at me.
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I only ever use my work phone,
Han hasn't been here,
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and Grace doesn't have
any other friends. Sorry, Grace.
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So it can only -
It was me.
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I called Han a few times while
she was away. Oh. A few times!
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I really missed her.
I'll pay half.
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Is that before or after
you pay me back for the last
two months rent?
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Oh, yeah. I forgot.
You don't have a job!
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We cannot get by on two incomes.
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I'd still have a job
if we did a quick switch.
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Final demand for electricity.
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Spirit wise, spirit great,
help us change the hands of fate.
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Replace a boss who's strict and tense
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with someone who makes
much more sense.
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Someone who is more like Jude.
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A hedonist with a lighter mood.
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Spirit, gracious, grant this request
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for a leader unlike all the rest.
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No burns!
Yeah. Me, neither.
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All good here.
Hey. I'd better get a job, then.
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Oh, shit! It's from Joel.
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He's asking me to go to lunch
with him. Today!
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Let's see.
What do I do?
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Ooh. It's ringing!
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Go on!
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Hello. Grace speaking.
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Oh, hi, Joel.
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How are you? Yeah.
No, I did just call.
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Erm... but... there was an emergency.
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And... I had to put the phone down.
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No, I'm OK.
I just er... I caught my...
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tit...
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in a...
Car door. Vice?
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Book.
I caught my tit in a book.
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Anyway. How are you?
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Yeah, I'd... I'd love that.
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Lunch. 1:00. OK.
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Great. All right. Bye.
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Guess what?
What? Duncan's gone.
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Really? That's nice.
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Big promotion in New York.
I mean, it's not a car crash.
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But it gets him out of our hair.
Wahey!
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Any idea who's taking over?
Jeremy Clarkson would be better
than that muffin-topped prick.
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Please let it be somebody under 40.
And if it's a bloke,
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- fit...
- Excuse me.
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Halitosis free... Excuse me?
French'd be good. Sorry. Can I...
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Oh, for fuck's sake! What?!
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Gerry Blackwell.
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Your new boss.
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Great. I'll look forward to it.
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I'll see you at twelve o'clock.
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I've got an interview!
It's only temping.
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But I reckon I'd be
a brilliant tem... per.
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What the hell is that?
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It WAS my fringe.
Oh.
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Erm... it'll grow back.
In two hours?!
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This is horrendous!
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Shit, shit! What if it's Joel?
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You're meeting him
in town in two hours.
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Grace. I've got a bit of
a work emergency.
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I know it's short notice, but could
you watch the boys this afternoon?
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Oh. Erm... OK.
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Thank you!
You are an absolute lifesaver.
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I'll be back before seven.
Boys? Get in here now.
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Boys? Be good for Grace.
Bye. Bye, David.
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Shut it, you little bastards!
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Who are they, anyway?
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Dave's a neighbour.
His wife died a while back,
so I've been helping out.
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And, you know, well...
it is an emergency.
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What about your date?
I can't go like this anyway.
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Ouch!
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I'm gonna end up a sad,
lonely, old witch.
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Living on my own...
babysitting next-door's kids.
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I can have the kids.
What about your interview?
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There'll be others.
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They're a handful. I've travelled
through Outer Mongolia on my own.
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I can handle two kids.
Ow!
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First things first.
We need to sort that hair out.
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He might be narcoleptic.
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What's being lazy got to do with
shagging dead people.
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Hello!
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Anyone got any skins? It might be
a test. No, you're all right.
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Got some.
Erm... Gerry?
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Where were you last?
Over there.
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No, workwise. What store were you at?
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Oh, right. Er... Finchley.
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I was only assistant. Couldn't
believe when I got the call
this morning. Manager!
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Never managed anything in my life.
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Sorry. Do you want a blast?
Er, no. We're OK for now.
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Cheers.
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OMG! Dream bus come true!
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Gerry? Could me and Jude
take a long lunch today? Go for it.
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Lounge-lover Bellinis, here we come!
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I'll have to take a raincheck.
Shut up! It's an emergency.
I'm sorry.
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Hi... again.
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I was just wondering, would I
be able to have that blast now?
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Why can't you just go to the
hairdresser's like a normal person?
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We can't work with
this noise going on.
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I'm meeting Joel in less than
an hour. And I have got...
35 minutes left of my lunch break.
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Stop fighting with the remote!
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What about this?
Perfect.
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That should do it.
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Aaagh! Get away from me!
Oh, come on. Mute the little gits.
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Amazing.
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Spirit wise, spirit fair,
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help our friend to heal her hair.
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Please don't judge
or think it vain.
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Just help to put it right again.
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Now, go, go, go, go, go!
You've got 20 minutes.
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Love you. Thank you!
Right.
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Get your bag.
What for?
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I've got you an interview.
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Just sit there.
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I need more time to prepare.
No. Just be yourself.
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You'll be great.
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Ah. Right. Malcolm.
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HR. I hear you're interested in
our position of Office Manager.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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So... Hannah.
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What skills can you bring
to this role?
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Well... I erm...
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Erm... I can erm...
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I'm very resourceful.
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Good in a crisis.
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Always thinking outside the box.
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I thrive on new challenges and...
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from... the satisfaction
of performing well.
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Either as part of a team
or by myself.
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You look fantastic.
Thank you for coming.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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Leg's better.
Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh. It took me ages to work up the
courage to call you this morning.
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Really?
Yeah. I was so nervous.
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Me, too. I must've sounded like
a total weirdo.
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No, no. Not at all.
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We're here now, anyway.
That's the important thing.
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So, then, I managed to divert
the hijacker's attention,
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untie the bus driver
and call the Colombian Police.
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Yeah.
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That was definitely the trickiest
situation I've had to resolve.
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Gosh. Well...
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I mean, that's...
really impressive, to say the least.
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Thank you for coming in, Hannah.
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It's been a real pleasure
to meet you. Yes, thank you.
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Just one final question.
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And this is always a tricky one.
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How would you describe your
weaknesses?
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Oh, well, that's piss easy.
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00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:25,177
I'm a kleptomaniac. If it's not
nailed down, I'll fucking have it.
242
00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:30,537
Joke.
243
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:36,457
Obviously.
Sense of humour... big tick.
244
00:18:39,777 --> 00:18:42,216
Thank you.
We'll er... we'll be in touch.
245
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,697
You'd better had be,
you big bastard shit!
246
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,577
I'm so sorry! Er...
247
00:18:53,817 --> 00:18:56,057
Aaargh! Ow!
248
00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:08,777
I am so... so sorry.
249
00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:12,137
Out.
Yeah. OK.
250
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:19,137
Oh, Stell, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's OK. I know.
251
00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:22,496
It's Alexa.
Oh!
252
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,496
Last night, I told her I wanted to
settle down and get a job.
253
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,856
Now she's hexed your career.
At least it's just me this time.
What now?
254
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:32,136
Right. Well, first of all,
I need to sort this mess out.
255
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:36,056
What am I gonna do?
Just go home. I'll see you there.
But don't worry.
256
00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:39,536
We'll sort it out.
I'm not entirely sure how, but...
257
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,897
we will.
258
00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,856
Sure you don't want a starter?
259
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,118
Walnut overboard.
260
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,159
Sorry. Could I just...
Oh.
261
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:09,156
I don't like making a mess.
262
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,636
Little memento from our first date.
263
00:20:34,596 --> 00:20:37,275
So, tell me a bit more
about yourself. Erm...
264
00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:40,675
I come from a big family.
Four brothers and sisters.
265
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,715
Two fantastic parents.
266
00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:45,355
All incredibly close.
Sounds lovely.
267
00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:47,635
It was.
268
00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:50,236
I came home from school one day
and erm...
269
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,955
they'd all... gone.
270
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:56,355
Just like that.
271
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,476
Faulty gas oven
and some dodgy electrics.
272
00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:02,795
Your entire family?
Things were tough for a while.
273
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,196
But they picked up again
when I met my ex, Sarah.
274
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,155
Then she got pregnant.
Aw! A boy or a girl? A boy.
275
00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:12,356
But he's not mine.
She ran off with my best friend.
276
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,836
Oh, hey. Hey. I'm fine now, though.
277
00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:23,036
How?
I've met you, haven't I?
278
00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:02,195
Erm... what's going on?
This sexy man...
279
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:06,035
is the best boss ever.
True, yeah. That's what's going on.
280
00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:09,195
There's a huge queue out there.
I did put a sign on the door.
281
00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:11,116
Yeah.
Reckon they probably missed that.
282
00:22:11,117 --> 00:22:12,836
Whoa! Sorry, Miss Poppins!
283
00:22:14,636 --> 00:22:18,195
I think they're getting pissed off.
We won't be long. You make a start.
284
00:22:18,196 --> 00:22:21,395
I've only got one pair of hands!
Stop being so anal.
285
00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:25,755
What?! I'm about the least -
We're fucking clothes, sweet-cheeks.
Not saving lives.
286
00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:28,995
I know. All I'm saying is,
if head office come down here...
287
00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:30,875
Head office. Whatever.
288
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:34,195
Listen. I'm sorry if I'm...
stressing you out.
289
00:22:34,196 --> 00:22:37,675
You're not. It's just, I think
you shouldn't take things so...
290
00:22:37,676 --> 00:22:42,155
seriously. I spend my whole life
not taking things seriously.
291
00:22:42,156 --> 00:22:46,195
Smoking weed in the stock room
doesn't make you some big
fucking radical.
292
00:22:46,196 --> 00:22:48,435
In fact, I could have you
for breakfast.
293
00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:50,356
At what? Folding shirts?
294
00:22:51,316 --> 00:22:54,356
Over-proof rum. Last one standing
wins? Shut the shop, dickspin.
295
00:22:58,156 --> 00:23:00,875
Ah! This is the best day of my life.
296
00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:02,796
It's not saying much, though, is it?
297
00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:05,675
Erm...
Look, Joel.
298
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,596
I like you... Grace.
I like you so much!
299
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,675
I like you too. But -
Shhh!
300
00:23:11,676 --> 00:23:14,595
I can't tell you how many times
301
00:23:14,596 --> 00:23:16,996
I thought about ending it
before I met you.
302
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,035
So...
303
00:23:20,036 --> 00:23:21,996
I just wanna say... thank you.
304
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,156
For saving my life.
305
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,156
You're welcome.
306
00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:46,115
Has anyone seen my keys?
Boys, stop it.
307
00:23:46,116 --> 00:23:48,235
Eurgh! Haven't they gone yet?
308
00:23:48,236 --> 00:23:50,996
I can't find my keys.
Oh, there's spare ones here.
309
00:23:51,636 --> 00:23:55,595
I want them back, though. Why
don't you tell me you have spares?
310
00:23:55,596 --> 00:23:57,995
Because you'll lose those as well.
I have to go.
311
00:23:57,996 --> 00:24:00,035
Sam, don't bite that.
312
00:24:00,036 --> 00:24:03,275
Where are you going?
We need something of Alexa's
to lift this hex.
313
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,515
The book says it needs to be
of intimate value.
314
00:24:06,516 --> 00:24:08,996
I used to have a necklace
her dad gave her, but I lost it.
315
00:24:09,756 --> 00:24:12,435
A lock of hair, her first pony.
You lost her pony?
316
00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:15,235
She gave it to me and it...
well, it sort of drowned.
317
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:20,275
It doesn't matter. The point is,
this time I'm gonna get something
and keep it. Oh.
318
00:24:20,276 --> 00:24:22,315
How did the date go?
319
00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:24,516
Erm... Yeah.
320
00:24:25,636 --> 00:24:28,475
Yeah, he's really... keen.
321
00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:31,075
See?
322
00:24:31,076 --> 00:24:34,756
You don't have any ideas of how
we can get something precious
of Alexa's?
323
00:24:39,036 --> 00:24:42,516
How did you get in there?
Snuck in when you weren't looking.
324
00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:48,356
This is a terrible idea.
Shhh!
325
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:53,236
We're corrupting them.
Oh, that happened years ago.
326
00:24:54,716 --> 00:24:57,715
Hello. Bob-a-job?
Bob-a-what? I'm a Scout.
327
00:24:57,716 --> 00:25:00,236
I'm raising money, doing odd jobs.
328
00:25:01,396 --> 00:25:03,675
- Like what?
- All sorts.
329
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:07,475
Lawn mowing, pond cleaning,
massaging...
330
00:25:07,476 --> 00:25:09,995
Anything, really. Hairdressing?
331
00:25:09,996 --> 00:25:12,035
You could do with one.
I do great fringes.
332
00:25:12,036 --> 00:25:15,035
I don't need a haircut
off a Boy Scout.
333
00:25:15,036 --> 00:25:18,796
I'm cheap. He's got one of her
handbags. Good taste, Sam!
334
00:25:19,796 --> 00:25:22,036
Where are your parents?
Dead.
335
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,835
OK. I'll take that as a no. Wait.
I have a red wine stain on my rug.
336
00:25:27,836 --> 00:25:30,395
Don't do stains. Or rugs. Sorry. Bye.
337
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:33,115
You thieving bastard!
338
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,876
Oh, shit!
339
00:26:06,156 --> 00:26:08,796
Shit. You're good.
340
00:26:21,796 --> 00:26:24,515
How did you become a manager, anyway?
341
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,555
Fuck knows.
342
00:26:26,556 --> 00:26:28,635
I'll tell you a secret, though.
343
00:26:28,636 --> 00:26:30,795
My heart's not in it.
344
00:26:30,796 --> 00:26:33,595
Never guessed!
I mean, I planned...
345
00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:35,635
guitars... et cetera.
346
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:39,716
I'm a fashion designer.
A very sexy one.
347
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,596
They really need to clean up
down here. Come on.
348
00:26:47,556 --> 00:26:49,476
We're going. Oh, come on!
349
00:26:50,396 --> 00:26:54,435
And you are Hannah? Is that right?
Yes. Yes, I'm her babysitter.
350
00:26:54,436 --> 00:26:57,915
I want all three of them arrested.
One thing at a time, please.
351
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,955
She's obviously put them up to this.
352
00:26:59,956 --> 00:27:02,475
Haven't you? This has been
one big misunderstanding.
353
00:27:02,476 --> 00:27:04,875
This has been devastating.
354
00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:07,035
I feel violated.
355
00:27:07,036 --> 00:27:09,635
Violated by a child.
Oh!
356
00:27:09,636 --> 00:27:11,915
Oi, oi! Whoo!
357
00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:13,796
Look who it is.
358
00:27:15,356 --> 00:27:17,955
What the fuck's this?
Have you been drinking, madam?
359
00:27:17,956 --> 00:27:20,716
Have you been a prick all your life?
360
00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:24,275
Right. In the van, all of you.
361
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,675
Now!
Wicked. Go on.
362
00:27:27,676 --> 00:27:30,516
All of you. In the van. Now.
Get in there. In. What?
363
00:27:31,956 --> 00:27:33,796
Give that here.
364
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,036
Grace?
No.
365
00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:54,315
Have you got your spell book
with you?
366
00:27:54,316 --> 00:27:57,236
Yeah. But it's not much use without
something to cast in, is it?
367
00:28:00,636 --> 00:28:02,636
Quick switch, anyone?
368
00:28:03,636 --> 00:28:05,875
Great spirit, grant us protection.
369
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:08,076
Change their minds
and change our direction.
370
00:28:15,956 --> 00:28:18,155
Oh, what is it now?
371
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:21,876
Could you take us home, please?
No sweat. Hot stuff.
372
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:41,715
I just wanna know why
everything you touch tur...
373
00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:45,915
Turns to shit!
You are so irresponsible!
374
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,235
Those are Dave's kids.
He is a widower!
375
00:28:48,236 --> 00:28:51,235
Don't shout at me.
I was trying to help your love life.
376
00:28:51,236 --> 00:28:54,315
OK. Let's just be glad that we were
all there and could do something.
377
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,435
You're older than me,
but you're a big kid.
378
00:28:56,436 --> 00:28:59,595
Stella's right. We can't ask you
to do anything! Toby.
379
00:28:59,596 --> 00:29:02,075
Where's Sam?
380
00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:04,035
Oh. What?
381
00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:05,756
Sam?
382
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:09,756
Sam? Sam?
383
00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:13,475
Sam? Toby, when was
the last time you saw him.
384
00:29:13,476 --> 00:29:15,675
He was playing with a light sabre.
385
00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:17,556
The front door's open.
386
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,556
Sam?
Sam?
387
00:29:28,716 --> 00:29:31,395
Sam?
Sam?
388
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:33,515
Sam?
Sam!
389
00:29:33,516 --> 00:29:35,915
Sam!
390
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:38,476
Sam!
Sam?
391
00:29:39,716 --> 00:29:42,756
Sam!
This isn't a game! Sam!
392
00:29:48,276 --> 00:29:49,756
No!
393
00:29:54,196 --> 00:29:56,676
Keep still. Don't move.
Get an ambulance!
394
00:29:57,476 --> 00:29:59,916
He just ran out!
395
00:30:08,316 --> 00:30:10,996
I can't move my arm.
396
00:30:43,556 --> 00:30:46,476
What's going on? Live rewind.
It's brilliant, isn't it?
397
00:30:50,956 --> 00:30:55,355
You are not allowed off this sofa
until your father comes.
You know not to run out in traffic.
398
00:30:55,356 --> 00:30:58,955
Your mother got run over by a car.
Have you not learnt any lessons?!
399
00:30:58,956 --> 00:31:01,636
Perhaps Grace and I
should deal with this. Fine.
400
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,636
What happened?
401
00:31:07,436 --> 00:31:11,115
You were very, very lucky.
We all were.
402
00:31:11,116 --> 00:31:14,395
What were you doing out there? I was
just playing with the light sabre.
403
00:31:14,396 --> 00:31:16,396
What light sabre?
404
00:31:19,356 --> 00:31:22,996
Where did you get this?
The rich lady's house.
405
00:31:26,836 --> 00:31:29,395
Spirit, take these personal effects,
406
00:31:29,396 --> 00:31:31,435
cast the curse, lift the hex.
407
00:31:31,436 --> 00:31:33,475
Hannah's career
it shall not rob.
408
00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:35,316
Give back the chance to gain a job.
409
00:31:35,317 --> 00:31:38,155
Protect her from those
who harm have meant.
410
00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:40,276
Let her go forth and earn some rent.
411
00:32:03,716 --> 00:32:05,915
Bitches!
412
00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:13,975
Oh, I am so sorry.
413
00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:18,608
I will pay for any damage.
Which one of them was it?
414
00:32:18,609 --> 00:32:20,888
It was Toby.
It wasn't me!
415
00:32:20,889 --> 00:32:23,409
It was magic.
What have I told you about lying?
416
00:32:24,449 --> 00:32:27,648
It's been a nightmare. You can say
it. Han's been looking after them.
417
00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:30,689
They've been great.
Hannah can do magic. They all can.
418
00:32:32,089 --> 00:32:34,288
And look. I got a light sabre!
419
00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:36,969
That's er...
Yeah, that's mine.
420
00:32:38,889 --> 00:32:42,568
And Hannah's got a remote control
that can make us quiet and
rewind time.
421
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,568
And we went in a police van.
It had lights on and everything!
422
00:32:45,569 --> 00:32:49,288
And they lied to a rich girl in
a castle. And I stole her handbag!
423
00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:53,048
OK. I may need to borrow that remote
at some point in the future.
424
00:32:53,049 --> 00:32:56,809
Thank you, Hannah. I've not seen them
like this before. They're great kids.
425
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,648
Tough day.
426
00:33:07,649 --> 00:33:09,688
I had a date.
Yeah?
427
00:33:09,689 --> 00:33:12,328
But it was...
428
00:33:12,329 --> 00:33:14,368
I know.
429
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:18,608
You make a lot of effort, get all
excited, but it's just... not there.
430
00:33:18,609 --> 00:33:21,048
And I feel really guilty, cos...
431
00:33:21,049 --> 00:33:23,088
he's had an awful life.
432
00:33:23,089 --> 00:33:25,128
And...
433
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:27,408
This isn't... me being big-headed,
but...
434
00:33:27,409 --> 00:33:29,568
I think he might quite like me.
435
00:33:29,569 --> 00:33:31,608
His happiness
isn't your responsibility.
436
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,409
And of course he likes you.
You're beautiful.
437
00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:39,528
He'll find a girl. Everyone's special
to someone. I hope so. Course.
438
00:33:39,529 --> 00:33:43,329
He's gotta find the right one.
Can I... ask you a question?
439
00:33:45,769 --> 00:33:47,769
Does this need salt?
440
00:33:58,609 --> 00:34:00,648
I've got bad news and just... news.
441
00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,368
Yeah?
Head office have been on.
442
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:05,048
They found out about
you closing early. You're sacked.
443
00:34:05,049 --> 00:34:08,608
I lasted a whole day.
Pretty impressed with myself.
What's the 'just news'?
444
00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:11,168
Meet the new manager.
Oh, good for you!
445
00:34:11,169 --> 00:34:13,968
Congratulations. That's amazing.
Celebration dinner
446
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,408
ready in about...
..10 minutes. Ooh!
447
00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:20,368
Time for a quick tour round the flat.
Grace can watch the pan.
I can watch the pan.
448
00:34:20,369 --> 00:34:22,489
Yes. Absolutely.
449
00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:30,968
I shouldn't rely on Grace as much.
She puts herself out for me
quite a bit.
450
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,688
Well, that's Grace.
You're a natural, though.
451
00:34:33,689 --> 00:34:36,168
No, I'm not.
You are.
452
00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:38,008
Here.
453
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,808
Oh, it's fine. It's only fair.
You've done a fantastic job.
454
00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:45,208
It's fine, really.
The boys have been blacklisted by
every nanny agency.
455
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,249
You deserve paying.
456
00:34:53,209 --> 00:34:56,448
Hannah?
Could you just... move back a bit?
457
00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:59,609
I've had a few problems
with earning money recently.
458
00:35:13,929 --> 00:35:16,089
Is everything... OK?
459
00:35:17,769 --> 00:35:20,488
Yes! Everything's great.
I've just...
460
00:35:20,489 --> 00:35:22,848
I've just sort of earnt this.
You have.
461
00:35:22,849 --> 00:35:27,208
And you have a future husband in Sam,
if it doesn't work out with
people your own age.
462
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,168
And if you want to earn any more,
I'm always looking for people
463
00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:33,088
to do the school pick-ups
and all the... boring stuff.
464
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:36,248
Do you mean, like a job?
No. Not really.
465
00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:38,648
Well... it's LIKE a job.
466
00:35:38,649 --> 00:35:41,489
Come on, boys. It's time to go
and mess up our nice, clean flat.
467
00:35:43,009 --> 00:35:45,688
Say goodbye to Hannah.
See you, Hannah!
468
00:35:45,689 --> 00:35:47,689
Bye!
469
00:35:51,289 --> 00:35:53,848
Do you think we lifted
the career hex? I know we did.
470
00:35:53,849 --> 00:35:56,409
Dave just paid me.
I got paid for something!
471
00:36:12,289 --> 00:36:14,649
Oh, no!
472
00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:29,048
Oh, hi!
What are you doing?
473
00:36:29,049 --> 00:36:31,488
Er... do you live round here?
474
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:35,728
How mad is that? This is...
where I come to. It's my 'hood.
475
00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,809
It's my stomping -
You were watching my flat.
476
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,449
I've blown it... haven't I?
477
00:36:44,849 --> 00:36:47,968
I knew I would. Why, oh, why?!
478
00:36:47,969 --> 00:36:51,688
Just for once...
can't something go right for me?
479
00:36:51,689 --> 00:36:53,768
One little bit of luck.
That's all I ask for.
480
00:36:53,769 --> 00:36:57,649
It's nothing to do with luck.
Take some responsibility.
481
00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:01,889
Oh, please don't cry.
482
00:37:05,249 --> 00:37:07,608
I do try. You know? I try...
483
00:37:07,609 --> 00:37:10,728
really... really hard.
484
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,168
Maybe that's the problem.
You can't force things.
485
00:37:14,169 --> 00:37:17,648
They'll either happen or they won't.
Will we happen?
486
00:37:17,649 --> 00:37:19,529
I don't think so. Sorry.
487
00:37:24,889 --> 00:37:27,008
You'll find a girlfriend
when you're ready.
488
00:37:27,009 --> 00:37:29,969
Nobody will have me.
That's not true.
489
00:37:32,449 --> 00:37:34,449
Everyone's special to someone.
490
00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,889
Joel?
Yeah?
491
00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:44,969
Let go now, please.
492
00:37:55,409 --> 00:37:58,169
Hello, Gerry. You smell nice.
493
00:37:59,249 --> 00:38:01,368
I love women's bathrooms!
494
00:38:01,369 --> 00:38:04,368
Don't know what that stuff's for,
but I rubbed it in anyway.
495
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,409
Feel that.
496
00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:09,329
Like a baby's arse.
It's lovely.
497
00:38:10,049 --> 00:38:14,129
Sorry. Do you want to get in there?
No, no, no. I was just passing.
498
00:38:14,969 --> 00:38:16,888
En route...
499
00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:18,889
to the living room.
500
00:38:21,249 --> 00:38:23,129
Go on.
501
00:38:31,889 --> 00:38:33,889
Don't fight your feelings.
502
00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:38,088
Fight your sweat.
What?
503
00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:40,288
Oh, I don't think she'll like that.
504
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:42,328
Women don't sweat, apparently.
505
00:38:42,329 --> 00:38:44,848
Don't we?
No. We perspire.
506
00:38:44,849 --> 00:38:48,129
Try telling that to someone with...
hyperhidrosis.
507
00:38:49,169 --> 00:38:51,928
Stella, what are you talking about?
Excessive sweating.
508
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,008
New campaign. I've got to make
509
00:38:54,009 --> 00:38:57,688
industrial strength deodorant
sexy... by tomorrow.
510
00:38:57,689 --> 00:39:00,329
Why Janet has given this to me,
I don't know.
511
00:39:01,969 --> 00:39:04,849
Oh, God. Do I smell?!
No. Why me, then?
512
00:39:05,849 --> 00:39:07,888
Because...
513
00:39:07,889 --> 00:39:10,129
If anyone can make BO cool, you can.
514
00:39:12,089 --> 00:39:14,129
That was meant to
come out differently.
515
00:39:15,849 --> 00:39:19,008
Oh! No! Stop it! You don't smell!
516
00:39:19,009 --> 00:39:21,928
You're sexy.
That's why she's given it to you.
517
00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:25,128
I don't feel very sexy.
Well, you are.
518
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,609
When was the last time
I went on a date?
519
00:39:28,609 --> 00:39:30,888
That lovely woman
from Battersea Dogs Home.
520
00:39:30,889 --> 00:39:32,928
Her clothes were covered in hair
521
00:39:32,929 --> 00:39:37,368
and she had half-eaten chew sticks
in her pocket. And that was 2009.
522
00:39:37,369 --> 00:39:41,128
Well, you're picky.
It's a good thing.
523
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:44,209
You've got high standards.
You can't force these things.
524
00:39:45,609 --> 00:39:48,488
You know. Someone will come along
when you least expect it.
525
00:39:48,489 --> 00:39:50,568
It's all about the chemistry.
526
00:39:50,569 --> 00:39:52,728
That's it.
527
00:39:52,729 --> 00:39:55,848
Exactly. Why go on meaningless dates
just for the sake of it.
528
00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:59,248
No, no, no. The tag line.
'It's all about the chemistry.'
529
00:39:59,249 --> 00:40:01,288
Perfect!
530
00:40:01,289 --> 00:40:03,329
Right. Great.
531
00:40:05,809 --> 00:40:07,928
Laters.
532
00:40:07,929 --> 00:40:09,968
It's all...
533
00:40:09,969 --> 00:40:12,008
about...
534
00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,049
the chemistry.
535
00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:30,769
I'll have that. Bills.
536
00:40:31,769 --> 00:40:34,568
Why is it when we get back together,
Alexa gets a new coven?
537
00:40:34,569 --> 00:40:36,568
It's the natural balance of things.
538
00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:39,368
Alexa got a coven together
because we're back together.
539
00:40:39,369 --> 00:40:42,288
Oh. Well, I'm not sure about them.
Why not?
540
00:40:42,289 --> 00:40:45,088
Cos they're not proper mates.
They're proper witches.
541
00:40:45,089 --> 00:40:48,888
I don't get it.
Well, it's like sex, isn't it?
It's better with someone you love.
542
00:40:48,889 --> 00:40:51,128
Magic is not like sex, Judith.
543
00:40:51,129 --> 00:40:53,768
It is. And we're better at it
than they are.
544
00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,808
We are.
If they try anything again...
545
00:40:56,809 --> 00:40:59,528
we'll have them, because we're better
in the magical sack.
546
00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:02,969
I'm not going to agree until you
find a more polite metaphor,
thank you.
547
00:41:03,689 --> 00:41:06,008
Oh, come and have sex with us!
548
00:41:06,009 --> 00:41:07,968
I'm not listening!
549
00:41:07,969 --> 00:41:10,409
Come on, Grace. At least
come and have a drink with us.
550
00:41:13,729 --> 00:41:16,129
Cheers.
551
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:22,209
Excuse me.
552
00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:28,008
Shitting hell!
I know.
553
00:41:28,009 --> 00:41:32,849
What do you have to do to get a
drink in here? Stella, that fit woman
was totally giving you the eye.
554
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:39,768
What was that? Oh!
Ooh. Coming over.
555
00:41:39,769 --> 00:41:41,969
Where are you going?
556
00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:53,368
Don't stare.
You'll make her feel awkward.
557
00:41:53,369 --> 00:41:55,409
What? They're not making pandas.
558
00:41:56,369 --> 00:42:00,368
I can look if I want.
Can you lip-read?
What are they saying? Hair...
559
00:42:00,369 --> 00:42:03,409
em... por...
560
00:42:04,249 --> 00:42:07,129
chair...
Hair report chair!
561
00:42:08,409 --> 00:42:10,928
Is that a lesbian thing?
Yeah, it must be.
562
00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,489
Unless you can't actually lip-read.
Phones are out.
563
00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:23,009
Digits?
564
00:42:23,649 --> 00:42:26,328
She's called Ariel.
Course she is. What did she say?
565
00:42:26,329 --> 00:42:29,408
I'm really attractive. Do I wanna
go for a drink? Blah, blah.
566
00:42:29,409 --> 00:42:32,448
She makes Megan Fox look like Ann
Widdecombe and you're blahing?
567
00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:34,728
It's not all about looks.
Did you get on, Stell?
568
00:42:34,729 --> 00:42:37,088
Yeah. Yeah, we got on.
569
00:42:37,089 --> 00:42:39,128
She seems... great.
570
00:42:39,129 --> 00:42:43,328
But...?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I think I've got a condition.
571
00:42:43,329 --> 00:42:45,288
This keeps happening to me.
572
00:42:45,289 --> 00:42:49,368
- You keep getting propositioned by supermodels?
- Oh, Stell, you poor bastard
573
00:42:49,369 --> 00:42:51,968
No. I mean, I can't seem to connect.
574
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:55,248
Romantically. It's like,
I go through the motion, but...
575
00:42:55,249 --> 00:42:57,409
I just can't find that... spark.
576
00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:01,489
It's like something inside me
has just been switched off.
577
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,289
I need another drink.
578
00:43:08,729 --> 00:43:11,848
This is awful.
No, that's just Stell, isn't it?
579
00:43:11,849 --> 00:43:14,168
She's erm... fussy.
580
00:43:14,169 --> 00:43:16,928
It's five years since she had
a relationship. Coincidence.
581
00:43:16,929 --> 00:43:20,128
No. We need to
get in touch with Lucy.
582
00:43:20,129 --> 00:43:24,689
No! You'd rather see our
friend single for ever than
deal with this? Yes.
583
00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:28,368
Come on, Jude. She's right.
584
00:43:28,369 --> 00:43:30,568
You may be happy
for Stella to die alone,
585
00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:32,688
surrounded by cats.
586
00:43:32,689 --> 00:43:35,648
But we're not. We need to
lift the switch. And if that means
587
00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:38,448
getting Lucy to come over, then...
so be it.
588
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,448
I'll text her to come over tomorrow.
589
00:43:41,449 --> 00:43:43,369
Last orders, I thought I'd double up.
590
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:45,929
Cheers.
Thank you.
591
00:43:53,769 --> 00:43:55,689
Come on, then. Cheers?
592
00:44:07,649 --> 00:44:09,689
Eurgh.
593
00:44:10,249 --> 00:44:12,328
Stells, you dick!
594
00:44:12,329 --> 00:44:16,408
It's me! You and Lucy went out
with each other five years ago.
595
00:44:16,409 --> 00:44:18,408
Shut up.
This lot suggested
596
00:44:18,409 --> 00:44:22,168
that you do a memory spell
to forget about me. It was your idea.
597
00:44:22,169 --> 00:44:25,888
Stella and Lucy are back together.
I don't trust her as far as
I could throw her.
598
00:44:25,889 --> 00:44:28,889
I hate my stupid, shit job.
Please can we charm my portfolio?
599
00:44:30,569 --> 00:44:33,048
What would you say to being
our head designer?
600
00:44:33,049 --> 00:44:36,768
You're a fashion intern and you've
never heard of Jude Thomas?
601
00:44:36,769 --> 00:44:41,329
Lucy, this is crazy!
Do you wanna see crazy?!
I'll give you crazy!
602
00:44:42,056 --> 00:45:12,312
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