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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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- Yo, pooh bear.
- We watching you, sucker.
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- Man, we run this bitch.
- Yeah.
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And when you work with your best
friend, it's not even like work.
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I feel the same way, bro.
When working is hard work, I stop working.
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You know what we should do?
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Come up with a catchphrase, so we can say
it when we do something cool like that.
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It should be, like, a
combination of our names or...
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- Ste-Zel.
- That's it.
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How did you just come up with that?
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- I'm black.
- Man, you are cool.
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Help! Help!
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No, no, no, no! Please, no!
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Ow, ow, no!
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Oh, my God!
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Get out of here! Go on! What happened here?
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I was just minding my business when
this moose sexually assaulted me.
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I'm gonna report this to the
National Park service, congress.
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I'll sue your...
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What are you doing?
No, no, no, no. Not again, no.
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Now we're gonna ask you one more time.
What happened here?
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Nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing at all.
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And whose fault was it?
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It was mine. All my fault.
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You were asking for it, weren't you?
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Walking around dressed like a whore.
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- Ain't that right?
- Whatever you say.
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I should have never worn this outfit.
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Good answer.
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Ste-Zel.
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Brickleberry...
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What's the emergency?
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Woody hasn't used the siren in years.
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It's got to be something major.
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It better be. I was having a good dream.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. I had the same dream.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ste-Zel.
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Condition red armageddon shitstorm, people.
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The Secretary of the Interior is coming
for a surprise inspection today!
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Actually, it's not a surprise.
I put it on his calendar six months ago.
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Did you write "check calendar"
on the goddamn calendar?
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- Yes.
- Oh, you did, huh?
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Okay, we only got a few hours to
get this crap hole into shape
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before Sanders gets here.
Ladies, sweep the Park for dead animals.
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Sanders? You don't mean
Kirk Sanders, do you?
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Yeah, yeah. Kirk Sanders.
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Ah!
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Now that's a go-get-'em attitude.
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Steve, I want you to start a forest fire.
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I'll do it without question, Sir.
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Quick question. Why am I doing this?
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Because, stupid, when I put
the fire out, I'll be a hero.
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I'll get a promotion.
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Or at least get some of
those war crimes expunged.
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- Yo, Woody, what's my job?
- Since when do you want a job?
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If this place shuts down, I don't get paid.
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I didn't want to tax you, Denzel.
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Just smile and try to be articulate.
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- What do you mean "articulate"?
- I'm sorry. Way over your head.
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It means well-spoken.
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I know what it means, you ignorant bastard.
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I want something important to do.
I'll be in charge of starting that fire.
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Okay, okay.
I'm sure you can do the job, Denzel.
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- Sorry if I was racially insensitive.
- Thank you.
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Of course you're qualified to start fires.
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How else would he celebrate
an NBA championship?
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Ah! Wood-Loy!
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Man, screw those guys.
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I don't burn things because
my teams win championships.
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I do it for the insurance money.
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Oh, my God. A real black man.
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I hope it's not too much to ask,
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but I'd consider it an honor if you'd
bitch slap me as hard as you can.
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What? Get yo ass out of here.
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Denzel, that's rude.
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"Bitch slap. " That's offensive.
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I should slap that bitch.
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Steve, you have no idea what's it like to
be the only black person for miles around.
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Everyone staring at me,
like I'm a criminal!
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What? I don't see what you're so mad at.
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So people enjoy looking at you.
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You're, like, a...
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- Like a monkey in the zoo?
- Exactly, you're like a monkey in the zoo.
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Perfect analogy.
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Do you know how racist that is?
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Racist? Come on.
We both know there's no racism anymore.
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It ended the day Martin Luther
King landed on the moon.
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Man, you don't know what
you're talking about.
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I would love to be black
in today's society.
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You set all the trends, and
you get to say the "N" word.
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You have no idea how many times
I've wanted to say the "N" word.
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You know what, Steve?
I need some time away from your dumb ass.
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- Wait. You're not mad at me, are you?
- Oh, no. I'm not mad.
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Okay, now you're sending mixed signals.
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Uh, have you noticed this Park has
more dead animals than live animals?
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It might have something
to do with this... tree.
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Woody let them install it so he
could get free text messaging.
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Good-bye, endangered friend.
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So, Connie, have you been taking your meds?
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Because I noticed you went a little
more bat-shit crazy than usual
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when Woody mentioned
the name Kirk Sanders.
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Kirk Sanders! Ah!
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Mm, mm-hmm. Like that.
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There's something about me you don't know.
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Before I came to Brickleberry, I
was trained to be a Navy Seal.
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Sanders was my C.O.
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I was actually really good at it.
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But Sanders discovered my weakness.
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And he used it against me.
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Holy Jesus.
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What is that? What the (Bleep) Is that?
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Sir, a four-course
Thanksgiving dinner, Sir.
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Why did you hide an entire Thanksgiving
dinner in your footlocker?
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Sir, I eat when I get nervous, Sir.
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So you like Thanksgiving dinner?
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Well, from now on, you will be
eating Thanksgiving dinner 24/7!
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All the weight I gained sort
of affected my performance.
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These men are dead because of you!
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Now eat! They paid for it. You eat it.
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And I've had a slight
weight problem ever since.
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That man ruined my life.
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Oh, your life's not so bad. You work here.
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This should go up nice and quick. Whoosh!
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Hey, Denzel.
I just want to apologize for earlier.
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I don't know what it's like to
be in your shoes. We okay now?
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- Yeah, we cool.
- Oh, and I got you this.
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It's a pimp cup. It seemed weird
that you didn't already have one.
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- You did not just give me a pimp cup.
- What? You don't like it?
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Yeah, of course I like it.
But that's beside the point.
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To your right, Mr.
Secretary of the Interior,
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you'll see that the
mountains are still there.
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- Feel free to count them.
- Hmm.
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Does that bear have a pilot's license?
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No, but don't worry.
I'm not as drunk as he is.
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Ooh, a fire.
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Can you believe the luck?
Hold onto your hat. This might be heroic.
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Just have to hit the water drop button.
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Poom!
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- That was the fuel dump button!
- Whoops.
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You think all black people
walk around with pimp cups?
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- I thought you were smarter than that.
- That's unfair!
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What have I ever done to make you
think I'm smarter than that?
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- Wait, is that gas?
- You're right. Holy cow!
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It's raining gas. We're gonna be rich!
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Ste-Zel.
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Man. What happened?
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Just relax now. You've both suffered
fourth- and fifth-degree burns.
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You did very well in surgery,
but I'm afraid there
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was a teensy, tiny mistake
with the skin grafts.
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Mistake? Wait, wait, wait.
What kind of mistake?
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I went ahead and took 3% off your bill.
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Whenever you're ready.
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White? Why the hell am I white?
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Hey, honest mix-up.
You were both burnt to a crisp.
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We knew that one of you
was African-American,
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and your friend was the
one holding the pimp cup.
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That was all the evidence we needed.
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Isn't this great, Denzel?
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I get a chance to experience
life the way you do,
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and you get to discover how
lame it is to be white.
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I already know it's lame
to be white, Steve!
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Ah, from now on, I'm black Steve.
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- I'm not gonna call you black Steve.
- Ah, you just did.
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- Holler.
- Ugh.
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Doc, look. You got to get me back into
some beautiful black skin, right now.
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Ooh, smallish problem. We're all out.
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Your friend, black Steve, is very fat.
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Aw, man, I can't be white.
Anything but white.
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Tell you what, I've got a roll of
Mexican I've been trying to get rid of.
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No, no, no. White is fine. Thank you.
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As any numb nuts can see, the cause
of the fire was not natural.
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I'm certain we are dealing with
something far more sinister.
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Arson.
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What kind of depraved monster
would do something like this?
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Hmm, for some reason, I have
the feeling he has a mustache.
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Most arsonists have a mustache.
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Mustache? Arsonist?
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Very funny, Malloy.
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You little bastard.
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My hand to heaven, whoever's behind
this is gonna get the chair!
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Hey! I know you.
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- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
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You are that man hooker in
Hanoi that I went down on.
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That's right.
I'm a male prostitute from Hanoi.
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- Thanks for going down on me.
- You're welcome.
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Woo, you put on a couple pounds,
didn't you, Phuong Kim?
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Wait. You're not vietnamese.
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Now I remember you!
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You are that waste of space
that washed out of my program.
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I knew that you would wind up
in a garbage dump like this.
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Who's the nerd?
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Malloy, I know he looks like a lame,
white douche, but it's Denzel.
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Hey, no matter what color
I am on the outside,
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on the inside, I'll always
be a dignified black man.
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That makes two of us.
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- What's up, niggers?
- What? Niggers?
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Oh, hell no.
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You ain't allowed to say our
word, you white bread cracker.
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See, Denzel, when Steve says
it, it's empowering and cool,
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when we say it, it's a slur.
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We? Are you crazy? I'm black!
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- No, not really.
- Not so much.
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- You watch your mouth, white boy.
- Hey!
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See? Don't make black
Steve have to pop off!
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Stop talking like that.
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- Back up, back up! Back that ass up!
- Fellas! We don't need a race riot here.
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But if we have one, I'd
like you to know right now
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that I'm siding with the blacks.
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I'm sure baby powder over here didn't
mean anything by it, black Steve.
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Stop calling him black Steve!
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You need to be cool like menthol's,
relaxed like Jheri Curl, baby.
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Listen, Woodrow, black
Steve's gots to bounce.
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I need to adjust to the
dubious ramifications,
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of my unexpected color-ification.
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- Malloy, translation.
- He wants the day off because he's black.
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- Sounds fair.
- A day off sounds like a good idea.
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I think I need some
counseling or some shit.
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Denied! You've got work to do, Snowflake.
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Aw, man. This sucks.
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Huh. We need to get you a new look.
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Jive turkey.
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Word up.
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Hmm, how about a retro look?
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Swing low...
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Sweet chariot...
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Hmm. I like it, but I need
a style that's all my own.
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That's it.
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Wow. Who are you?
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- Black Steve, baby.
- Do you mind if I touch your hair?
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Not at all.
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See, Denzel! There's no racism.
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- These people love me.
- You look dumb as hell.
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Well, might as well embrace my new culture.
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Bikram yoga.
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Babybjorn.
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Arcade Fire.
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Gluten-free.
240
00:12:15,188 --> 00:12:16,988
Ah!
241
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,250
Bro, you forgot your...
242
00:12:20,251 --> 00:12:23,011
Caramel Macchiato.
243
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:28,970
I can't take being white!
I got to get back to my roots.
244
00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:34,564
Nah, look out! He's gonna grab you!
245
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:41,129
Hey, reading rainbow!
Don't let them put you on that slave ship!
246
00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:46,105
- What are you two doing?
- And let the nagging begin.
247
00:12:46,106 --> 00:12:48,708
I don't nag. I'm sick and tired
of you saying that I nag.
248
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,365
Oh, great. Now I sound like a nag.
249
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:52,358
- More like a bitch.
- Will you pipe down?
250
00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:54,080
I'm trying to spy on Sanders.
251
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,861
He's got the arson evidence in his cabin.
252
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,356
Good. I hope that pathetic dickhole fries.
253
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,587
I am the dickhole who ordered that fire!
254
00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:03,735
- Mm-hmm. That changes nothing.
- Hey, this affects you too, Ethel.
255
00:13:03,736 --> 00:13:06,526
If the FBI traces it back
to Denzel and Steve,
256
00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:09,443
all three of us would go up the
river and you'll be out of a job.
257
00:13:09,444 --> 00:13:11,327
I'll be homeless.
258
00:13:11,328 --> 00:13:14,534
Steve will be getting
sodomized in the (Bleep)Hole.
259
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:16,036
Oddly, that's a push.
260
00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:17,704
I need to steal that evidence.
261
00:13:17,705 --> 00:13:20,466
But Sanders is a pro.
Only a ninja could get past him.
262
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,404
Yeah, I know. Too bad Denzel's white now.
263
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:24,093
I said "ninja."
264
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,862
We don't have a ninja, but
we do have a Navy Seal.
265
00:13:27,863 --> 00:13:29,020
I won't do it.
266
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:30,942
Oh, so I guess you don't
want to keep your job.
267
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:31,775
Eh.
268
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:33,419
Don't you want to keep Woody out of jail?
269
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,670
Stupid question.
270
00:13:34,671 --> 00:13:38,324
Connie, think about it, this is the
Seal mission you never got to perform.
271
00:13:38,325 --> 00:13:41,995
You'll finally have the chance to prove
to him that you do have what it takes.
272
00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,765
Prove to who? Kirk Sanders?
273
00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:46,226
Kirk Sanders?
274
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:47,921
I love doing that to her.
275
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:50,477
Black Steve, you're my hero.
Look over here, black Steve.
276
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,538
Yoo-hoo, black Steve.
277
00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,915
What seems to be the problem, bacon grease?
278
00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:59,392
Your brake lights are out
and your tags are expired.
279
00:13:59,393 --> 00:14:02,171
- And?
- Look, I'm almost done with my shift.
280
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,102
I'm just gonna let you off with a warning.
281
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,679
A warning? Oh, I see how it is.
282
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,038
A black man can't get a ticket, huh?
283
00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:11,734
Denzel was right. Racism is real.
284
00:14:11,735 --> 00:14:14,332
Well, Whitey just pissed
off the wrong brother.
285
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,775
Ass-salami steak 'ums, my brothers,
this morning, I was a black man,
286
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,277
but now, I'm an angry black man.
287
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:25,481
I was the victim of police
discrimination and humiliation.
288
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:30,654
They refused to give me a ticket
because of the color of my skin.
289
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,555
I'm confused by your message.
290
00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:35,624
- I can't believe people are buying this.
- Well, I'm lost.
291
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,228
First you were mad that Steve
didn't think there was racism,
292
00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:39,614
now you're mad that he does.
293
00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:41,831
He got off with a warning.
294
00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:43,082
Take it easy, egg white.
295
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,347
- We need to support black Steve.
- Man, whatever.
296
00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:49,308
I said to myself, "black Steve,
it's time to take a stand."
297
00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:52,842
Like when Harriet Tubman
blew up the challenger.
298
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:56,179
- All right. All right.
- Ah, my longtime friend, Denzel.
299
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,447
I'm not your friend. I hate you.
300
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,816
This man does not represent the black race!
301
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,153
What does he know about the black race?
He's not even black.
302
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,034
I am black, bitch!
303
00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:11,564
Take your hands off me, you white devil!
304
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:20,203
Well Connie, it's go time. Now get psyched.
305
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:25,844
- Hooyah, hooyah, hooyah!
- Ow! You broke my goddamn nose!
306
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,041
Warning. I only got a warning.
307
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,440
Let's break down that word.
308
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:37,018
Warn... to give notice,
advice, or intimidation!
309
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,027
Ing.
310
00:15:38,028 --> 00:15:41,861
I do not know what "ing" means, but
if I had to guess, I'd say it means
311
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,508
"(bleep) Black people!"
312
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,295
Man, I am sick of that race-baiting idiot.
313
00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:48,664
Now, Denzel, we need to put
ourselves in his shoes.
314
00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,734
- We don't know his struggles.
- He's only been black for a week.
315
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,003
It might have been a tough week.
We don't know.
316
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:57,407
Wow, you guys are tolerant.
Maybe I misjudged this town.
317
00:15:57,408 --> 00:15:59,775
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just because we talk like Morons,
318
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,979
don't mean we ain't got a nuanced
understanding of social justice.
319
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,582
Personally, I always thought this
town could use a few more synagogues.
320
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,618
All right, I get it, but black
Steve don't bother you at all?
321
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:10,920
I can relate to his message.
322
00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:15,226
We didn't land on Fraggle Rock,
Fraggle Rock landed on us.
323
00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:16,691
Aw, man.
324
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,889
There's got to be a way
to teach Steve a lesson.
325
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,796
That's it. Hey, guys.
326
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,326
You want to help me play
a joke on my friend?
327
00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:25,034
What kind of joke?
328
00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:27,370
Man, come on now.
Don't y'all have white sheets?
329
00:16:27,371 --> 00:16:29,229
That was a white sheet.
330
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,200
I'm a bit of a bed wetter.
331
00:16:31,201 --> 00:16:32,767
Ugh.
332
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:35,031
All right, guys. Now look.
We're not gonna hurt him.
333
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:37,333
We'll just give him a good scare, okay?
334
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,494
Yee-haw!
335
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:42,185
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Come on, boys.
336
00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:45,133
We gonna catch us a black Steve.
337
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,294
Yee-haw!
338
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,368
Where ya headed boy?
339
00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:53,085
I'm off to the square
glasses and bow tie store.
340
00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:55,326
- Get him!
- Unhand me at once!
341
00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:57,727
- Who are you?
- We the KKK, bitch.
342
00:16:57,728 --> 00:17:01,765
Triple "K"? I thought you guys just
provided emergency road services.
343
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,566
Ah!
344
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,771
You can do this, Connie.
345
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:13,078
Thank you, Ethel. Kiss for good luck?
346
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:14,428
No.
347
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:15,637
Fingerblast?
348
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,398
Okay, I'm going.
349
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,968
I did it. Take that, Sanders.
350
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:36,048
What's going on? This thing is supposed
to be able to hoist a Sherman tank.
351
00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:38,920
Uh-oh, Ethel. I shouldn't have
eaten those deviled eggs.
352
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:40,841
What?
353
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,960
What the... aah! Mustard gas!
354
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,595
Ethel! Help!
355
00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:50,431
Well, what do we have here?
A flying humpback whale?
356
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:51,900
I'm not flying.
357
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,871
So trying to pull a cover-up, are you?
358
00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:59,340
You are way out of your league,
you disgusting fat-ass!
359
00:17:59,341 --> 00:18:00,976
Whoa. Whoa.
360
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:01,982
Whoa.
361
00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:04,515
You will never amount to anything.
362
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,718
Because you are a fat piece of...
363
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,305
Shiii...!
364
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:11,226
Oh...
365
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,813
Oh, Jesus! He's dead.
366
00:18:13,814 --> 00:18:15,329
You know what this means?
367
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:19,295
I completed a mission.
I can be a Navy Seal.
368
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,814
- No fingerblast, Connie.
- Aw.
369
00:18:21,815 --> 00:18:24,819
- What are you gonna do to me?
- Oh, I think you know.
370
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,809
Oh, God. Being black isn't
so much fun anymore.
371
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,072
That's right. It's not all pimp cups
and bitches is it, black Steve?
372
00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:34,042
Up here's a clearing.
It's the perfect spot for a...
373
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:35,831
Klan rally!
374
00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:37,177
Oh, shit.
375
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:40,055
Hey, brothers. Welcome.
Better late than never.
376
00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:42,845
I love the new outfits. Very 2012.
377
00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:45,918
Oh, you know what?
We left our giant rebel flag in the truck.
378
00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:49,183
Oh, we got extras.
Looks like you brought us a present.
379
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:51,145
Oh, my God.
380
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:56,546
Is that black Steve Williams,
the civil rights leader?
381
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:03,028
You guys are all right. Grab him.
382
00:19:04,339 --> 00:19:07,045
Wait, everybody.
Are you sure you want to do this?
383
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,510
Absolutely. Any last words?
384
00:19:09,511 --> 00:19:11,691
I just have a message
for my friend, Denzel.
385
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,174
I just want to say I'm sorry.
386
00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:15,661
Now, ho... ho... ho... ho... hold on.
I can't remember all that.
387
00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:17,404
Somebody get me an ink pen.
388
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:19,212
All right. Start over.
389
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:20,939
I'm sorry about...
390
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,940
"I'm sorry about..."
391
00:19:25,427 --> 00:19:27,333
"Forgive me, I love you, see you in hell".
392
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,058
Blah, blah, blah. Close enough.
Let's kill him.
393
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,808
- Stop right there!
- Denzel?
394
00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:33,141
That man right there is white.
395
00:19:33,142 --> 00:19:34,873
There was a surgical mix-up.
396
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,258
I am the black man.
397
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,219
- He's what?
- My goodness.
398
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:43,658
You mean we almost hung a white
man because he has black skin?
399
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:47,151
Color really is only skin deep.
It doesn't mean anything.
400
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,769
Aw, man, that's great. You serious?
401
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,451
Hell no. Hang 'em both!
402
00:19:50,452 --> 00:19:53,221
Looks like this is it, bro.
At least we're going out together.
403
00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:55,225
Ste-Zel to the end.
404
00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:58,964
I feel the same way, brother, but I
don't care much for your KKK friends.
405
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,505
Ready? On three. One, two...
406
00:20:03,198 --> 00:20:04,645
Hold on.
407
00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:06,611
It's raining gas, boys!
408
00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:09,672
We're gonna be rich!
409
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:17,090
Ah, damn it, I meant to
hit the body dump button!
410
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,211
Ah, here we go. Poom!
411
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,340
Ah, it's gonna be great being black again.
412
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:31,159
And although I'll be white Steve,
I won't be the same Steve.
413
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,617
I'll be more mature and sensitive.
414
00:20:33,618 --> 00:20:36,264
Well, friends, there's
something I need to tell you.
415
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:39,148
- We both Mexican, ain't we?
- How'd you guess?
416
00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:43,164
Andale, andale! A-yi, yi, yi, yi, ya!
417
00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:47,245
Would you like to buy some oranges?
418
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:53,146
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