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[Suspenseful music]
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♪
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[Clatter]
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[Breathing continues]
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[Heavy breathing]
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Hello?
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Is someone there?
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Who's there?
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[Breathing intensifies]
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Who's doing this?
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[Rizzo shrieks,
Dorothy screams]
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Rizzo, I told you,
no masks till Halloween.
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Sorry, Dorothy.
[Rizzo chatters]
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No problem.
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[Sighs]
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Boo!
[Laughs wildly]
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- Good night, Yamamoto.
- Damn it.
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Dorothy?
I really can't get down!
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1x06
The Two George Colemans
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[Ghostbusters theme song playing]
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[Indistinct chatter]
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♪
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♪ Ghostbusters
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it looks like this dog
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came with batteries included.
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[Applause]
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[Monitor beeping]
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Actually, Jill,
we do the interrupted stitch
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at this hospital, thank you.
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Well, I'm gonna do continuous.
Thank you.
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It leaves less thread
in the animal, so...
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Well, I wonder what the animal
would rather have,
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less thread or less internal bleeding.
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Um...
[Chuckles]
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You got me.
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For your information,
there was a recent study--
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[Mocking Jill]
"For your information,
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there was a recent study--"
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Please don't question me.
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I'm chief surgeon at this hospital.
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For now.
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[ Creedence Clearwater Revival's
Bad Moon Rising ]
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♪
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Hello.
Happy Halloween.
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We are Charlotte's web.
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Here, have some candy.
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Okay.
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Hey, Dorothy.
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Oh, hey...
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Ving Rhames!
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No, I'm not Ving Rhames.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, uh, LL Cool J?
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Angela, get over here.
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Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
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Ohh.
[Chuckles]
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Bam.
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Daddy Warbucks
and little orphan Annie.
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Both: Yeah!
- That's awesome.
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- Thank you.
- So good.
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Hey, black Kojak.
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- [Sighs]
- A formal occasion.
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No.
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So where can I sign rascal up
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for this costume contest?
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You're entering in the contest?
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[Pig grunts]
Are you kidding me?
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I'm a pageant kid.
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I haven't tasted
this much excitement in years.
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The lights, the crash diets,
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this Ritalin and Mountain Dew
cocktail my mom gave me.
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And look at that trophy.
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It's all about the hardware.
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Yeah, so what's
your little guy supposed to be?
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- You serious?
- Uh-huh.
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He's a shark dog.
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I don't get it.
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What's to get?
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Shark dog.
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All right, well, good luck.
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You can sign up right here.
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I don't think I'm gonna be
needing too much luck, huh?
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What--what--
what was that?
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Well, I'm just saying,
I'm pretty good friends
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with the judge.
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Yes, sure, we're good friends,
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but you know I have to be impartial.
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What?
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I thought this was a lock.
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Why do you think I spent two minutes
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coming up with shark dog?
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This is a very serious competition.
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I thought our friendship
was serious too.
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[Sighs]
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Look at me.
I'm George Coleman.
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I have the musculature
of a 12-year-old boy.
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[Laughter]
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Please, don't question me.
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I'm chief surgeon of this hospital.
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[Laughter]
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Very clever, very clever costume.
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I would've come dressed
as you, but, uh,
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I didn't have time
to grow the mustache.
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[Rizzo chattering]
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As much as I'm sure
you'd love nothing more
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than to stand here
and stare at yourself,
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I have rounds to make.
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[Rizzo cheeping]
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Look at us.
We look ridiculous.
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[Rizzo chatters]
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Hey.
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- Hey. Nice.
- So...
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How's the roommate situation
going with Yamamoto?
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Uh, that.
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Well, I am currently living
with a diminutive,
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neurotic Asian fellow
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who likes to sleep
with the light on at night,
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pees with the bathroom door open,
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and constantly refers
to himself as "the new girl."
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[Chuckles]
So--
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What is--what is that?
What are you--yams!
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Yams, we discussed this, didn't we?
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We--we agreed on the lone ranger
and Tonto.
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Yeah, lone ranger and Tonto.
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Get serious!
What are you--you're--
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you're the--
you're the sidekick, obviously.
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I mean, do I look like a Tonto to you?
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Well, if you didn't walk
out of the apartment
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ahead of me,
we would've seen each other
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and avoided this.
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Maybe if you didn't feel the need
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to describe your sexual dreams to me
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in vivid detail every morning,
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I wouldn't have to run
out of the apartment.
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Well, if you didn't play
sister hazel all night long,
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I wouldn't have
crazy, vivid sex dreams.
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Maybe if you weren't
up all night crying so loudly
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over you and your wife splitting up,
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I wouldn't have to drown you out
with killer jams.
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Well, if you weren't so mean, then...
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Forget it.
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And I wasn't crying.
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I'm just allergic to heartache.
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[Tender music]
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♪
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Oh, oh, Leiter.
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You do not have the authority
to pull nurse Howard
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off of--
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Ahem! What's--
what are you eating?
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A Cobb salad.
Why?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That's my salad.
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No, it's not.
I brought this from home.
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Is that so?
So you won't mind
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if I stick my finger in it
to taste the dressing.
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Of course I would mind.
That's disgusting.
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- George!
- Rizzo, salad.
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[Rizzo chatters]
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- Rizzo!
- Ginger soy?
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[Rizzo squeaks]
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Huh.
Ginger soy.
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Interesting choice for a Cobb salad.
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In fact, I didn't think anyone
did that except for me.
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I love ginger soy.
I put it on everything.
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I have a bottle of it in my office.
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What's going on?
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George thinks that I stole his salad.
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- He's very upset.
- I'm not upset.
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I don't think you stole my salad.
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I know you stole my salad.
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You want the salad?
Here, take the salad.
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I don't want my salad now.
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It had monkey finger in it.
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[Rizzo chattering]
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We have a big problem,
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and her name is Jill Leiter.
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I told you hiring her
would be a disaster.
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Why, did she botch a surgery?
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Worse than that.
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First, she shows up
dressed as me for Halloween.
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[Laughing] Oh, wow.
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Oh, I wish I would've thought of that.
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[Macho voice] "I'm George Coleman.
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I'm a lovable misogynist."
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Stop it.
I'm not lovable.
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Then I go in the break room.
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She's eating a Cobb salad--
my Cobb salad.
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So you want me to buy you a salad?
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Yeah!
But you're missing the point.
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Salad doesn't stand for salad.
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Salad represents the complex interplay
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between two alphas
struggling for dominance
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of this hospital.
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You are the administrator.
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Do something about this.
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I don't have time for this.
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There are animals out there
in costume,
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and they're not gonna judge
themselves, okay?
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I don't know what she's up to,
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but she definitely has an angle,
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and I'm gonna figure out
what that angle is.
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Okay, you do that.
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And I'll start interviewing witnesses.
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I know you're mocking me.
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But if you could do that,
that would be a big help.
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[Scoffs]
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[Rizzo chatters]
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Ah, if she really keeps
her salad dressing here,
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I will find it.
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But I don't think I will.
Cover me, Rizzo.
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[Rizzo squeaking]
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"Dear members of the board:
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"I would like to officially
submit my name
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to replace Dr. Coleman
as chief surgeon."
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That salad-eating bitch.
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Where is Dr. Leiter?
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He's headed to exam room 8
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to do a pre-op on that ostrich
from the Bronx Zoo.
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Thank you.
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By the way, great Al Roker.
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[Rizzo squeaks]
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Leiter.
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[Suspenseful music]
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♪
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[Rizzo chirps]
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[Indistinct chatter]
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[Computer beeps]
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[Rizzo chatters]
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Trick or treat.
[Rizzo squeaks]
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Hey, look who's here.
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Hey.
[Shakes food in bucket]
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Right this way. Yeah.
Come here.
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Oh, there's more over here.
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[Shaking bucket]
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Right this way.
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[Ostrich squawks]
Okay.
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Look what I got for you.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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You'll be safe here,
my flightless friend,
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and I will be back.
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- Hello.
- Where do I sign up?
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This is Andy "Warhowl",
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and I'm Hubert Queel.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hubert... Queel.
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I see you must be new
to the pet pageant game.
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I'm quite a significant figure.
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Oh, uh, well...
[Chuckles]
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The sign-up is right here,
and good luck.
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Darling, the Queel family
is very charitable,
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and if things go scrumptious's way,
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we might be inclined
to donate to the hospital,
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say, at the golden elephant level.
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Wait, are you offering--
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Don't be obtuse.
Give me the trophy,
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and then you get the donation.
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Okay, well, I'm sorry,
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but this contest is not for sale.
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So if scrumptious wants
to take her chances,
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you can sign up right here.
266
00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:20,669
Scrumptious Queel
doesn't take her chances.
267
00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:25,057
At the moment of truth,
you'll come to your senses.
268
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,758
Oh, yeah.
269
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,761
Dougie, I am loving this scarf.
270
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,097
[Flatly] I am here, Kemosabe.
271
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,381
[Laughing] Yes!
272
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,067
Look at you changed, yams.
273
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,217
You look fantastic.
274
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,519
Yeah, I got to thinking.
275
00:10:37,521 --> 00:10:38,987
I am a sidekick.
276
00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:41,556
I've always been a sidekick,
with you, with my wife...
277
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,774
Don't get down on yourself about it.
278
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,076
You know, Tonto is awesome.
279
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,328
He always knew when danger
was coming, and rain.
280
00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,246
Plus I'm pretty sure he was
a member of the village people.
281
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,782
Yeah, but the lone ranger
was always the hero.
282
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,000
But he was the hero with a bunch
283
00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:53,401
of boring responsibilities, you know?
284
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,403
I mean, look at--look
at the fringe you get to rock.
285
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,588
I don't get to rock any fringe.
286
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,290
Dolly Parton would be very proud.
287
00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:00,876
Yeah, I do like fringe.
288
00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:02,344
Dude, that is the spirit, okay?
289
00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:03,762
Now, wild west pose.
290
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,931
- What?
- Hiyah!
291
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,015
What--no,
that's Charlie's Angels.
292
00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,183
- Oh--
- What are you--
293
00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:09,417
Wild west, wild west.
Hiyah!
294
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,585
- Hiyah!
- Get that knife out, buddy.
295
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,586
Come on, let's see it.
296
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,273
Hey, Charles Barkley.
297
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,424
For the last time,
298
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,926
I'm not Charles Barkley.
299
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,362
I'm not Cuba Gooding, Jr.,
I'm not Samuel L. Jackson,
300
00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:23,532
and I am not that captain
from deep space nine.
301
00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:26,785
I was talking about the dog.
302
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,069
Oh.
303
00:11:28,071 --> 00:11:30,405
[Laughs]
Charles Bark-ley.
304
00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:31,606
I get it.
305
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,992
- You're obviously Montel.
- Angela!
306
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,128
You've got to stay next to me,
307
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,963
or else I am just a tall, sexy,
hairless black man.
308
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,881
Juanita--
309
00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,333
I'm sorry, I have to leave.
310
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:45,053
There's suddenly a little
too much integrity around here.
311
00:11:45,055 --> 00:11:46,421
What's her problem?
312
00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,456
She is upset because I
won't throw the contest
313
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,842
to let her crappy
shark dog costume win.
314
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,394
Does no one respect the integrity
315
00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:54,262
of an animal costume contest anymore?
316
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:55,397
Yeah, oh, get this.
317
00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:57,399
Someone actually tried to bribe me.
318
00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:58,567
- No.
- Yeah.
319
00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,235
He said he would become
a golden elephant donor
320
00:12:00,237 --> 00:12:01,686
if I let his dog win.
321
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,104
A golden elephant?
322
00:12:03,106 --> 00:12:04,656
Do you know how much cash that is?
323
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:08,142
But what about the integrity
of the contest?
324
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,412
It's a bunch of chihuahuas
dressed as Pikachu.
325
00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:12,447
Who cares who wins?
326
00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,950
You go get the hospital that money.
327
00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:16,334
Ugh.
328
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,869
You know what, you're probably right.
329
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,171
Oh, man!
330
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,374
After I went on and on
about integrity to Angela.
331
00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:24,926
Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
332
00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:28,329
What?
333
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,800
Hey, Karen.
334
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,670
Oh, my God.
335
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,272
What's the matter, Leiter?
[Gasps]
336
00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:39,641
Oh, no!
337
00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:40,809
Everyone, hey!
Listen up!
338
00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:42,227
Dorothy, come here.
339
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,645
Come back here, you're going
to want to hear this too.
340
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:48,200
While Dr. Leiter was trying
so hard to imitate me,
341
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,517
she lost the ostrich.
342
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,453
Leaping lizards.
343
00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:54,456
Hold on. Call security,
and lock down the floor.
344
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,825
People, this bird
could cause a lot of damage.
345
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,809
I want every doctor here armed
with a tranquilizer gun.
346
00:13:00,058 --> 00:13:01,952
Whoever brings it back safely
will be a hero.
347
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,540
I just don't understand
how it could have--
348
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:06,167
All I know is a good vet
never misplaces a patient.
349
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,059
[Exhales]
350
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,518
Oh, boy.
351
00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:31,187
I don't know that ostrich got out.
352
00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:32,318
The cage was latched.
353
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:33,874
Let's just agree
we should find that bird
354
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,476
before it causes any damage.
355
00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:36,710
Luckily, there's no one on the planet
356
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,362
better with a tranq gun than me.
357
00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:40,314
Um, except for me.
358
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:41,815
I spent eight months in the outback
359
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:43,216
tagging rabid dingoes.
360
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:45,719
While you were shooting
angry puppies from 5 feet,
361
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:47,821
I was in Africa
tagging large predators
362
00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:48,856
from a moving jeep.
363
00:13:48,858 --> 00:13:50,858
May the best vet win.
364
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,360
And may you admit it when I do.
365
00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:55,529
[Elevator dings]
366
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:02,202
Wow, there are a lot
of great costumes.
367
00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:03,570
What are those guys supposed to be?
368
00:14:03,572 --> 00:14:06,924
Sherlock bones
and Dr. Watson.
369
00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:09,343
- What's yours?
- Uh...
370
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:10,427
Shark dog?
371
00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:12,496
Oh.
372
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:13,914
[Elevator dings]
373
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:16,850
No, if I cancel the contest,
then the ostrich will win.
374
00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:18,185
Oh, Angela.
375
00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:19,770
Can I talk to you about the contest?
376
00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:21,421
I wanted to talk to you too.
377
00:14:21,423 --> 00:14:23,056
I've been doing some thinking,
and people put
378
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,859
some serious work into their costumes.
379
00:14:25,861 --> 00:14:27,611
I should never have asked you
to let me win
380
00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:28,612
just 'cause we're friends.
381
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:29,730
High five?
382
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:32,199
Yeah.
383
00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:33,367
Oh.
384
00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:36,403
- [Laughs]
- [Laughs]
385
00:14:36,405 --> 00:14:39,373
Are you a octopus?
386
00:14:42,109 --> 00:14:44,545
[Quietly] Easy.
387
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,048
Okay, all clear.
388
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,217
Let's check down here, yams.
Come on.
389
00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:54,421
- But, Doug.
- Mm-hmm?
390
00:14:54,423 --> 00:14:55,756
I think he's three doors
down that way.
391
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,924
Lone ranger.
392
00:14:56,926 --> 00:14:59,125
Tonto.
I'm in charge.
393
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,428
- Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
394
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:04,464
[Booming voice]
Hi-ho, silver, away!
395
00:15:20,081 --> 00:15:21,298
Look.
396
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,916
As much as I want the glory here,
397
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:24,284
the only thing that really matters
398
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:27,671
is bringing that bird
back safely, so...
399
00:15:27,673 --> 00:15:30,490
Yeah, you're right,
Dr. Coleman.
400
00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:33,010
Truce.
401
00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:35,963
[Rizzo chattering eagerly]
402
00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:41,501
I think Rizzo's found our man.
403
00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:50,360
Shh, shh, shh.
404
00:15:50,362 --> 00:15:51,361
All right.
405
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,362
[Tranquilizer gun hisses]
Oh!
406
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:53,847
Oh!
407
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:54,982
Oops, I missed.
408
00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,149
You shot me on purpose.
409
00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:57,183
No, I didn't.
410
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:58,902
You just jumped in my line of fire.
411
00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:01,371
You just stay there, and go to sleep.
412
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,656
I will take care of this.
413
00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:04,374
Not while I'm chief surgeon.
414
00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:05,792
Agh!
415
00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:07,527
[Gasping]
416
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:08,629
Oh, God.
417
00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:11,197
You backstabbing mother...
418
00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:18,088
[Ostrich squawks]
419
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,723
[Misfits' Monster Mash]
420
00:16:19,725 --> 00:16:21,892
♪ I was working at the lab
late one night ♪
421
00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:25,229
Hayley, very creative.
Flower girl. I love that.
422
00:16:25,231 --> 00:16:28,015
Thank you.
Genie in a bottle.
423
00:16:28,017 --> 00:16:29,399
Wishin' for a prize.
424
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:32,352
Arrr, two pirates.
I love it.
425
00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,738
♪ He did the mash
426
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,340
Oh, Mount "Ruff-more."
427
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,325
Cat on a hot tin dog.
428
00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:40,193
Ah, yes.
429
00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:42,579
Very nice.
430
00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:44,164
High marks.
431
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,501
Well, I guess all that is left
for me to do--
432
00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:49,836
Wait! You haven't seen
mine yet.
433
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,256
Yes, I have.
Shark dog.
434
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:53,423
No, I phoned that in.
435
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:54,958
I worked hard on this one.
436
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,009
Come here, rascal.
437
00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:57,410
- Wow.
- Ooh, wow.
438
00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:59,179
- Look at that dog.
- Good costume.
439
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:00,547
That is quite a costume.
440
00:17:00,549 --> 00:17:01,932
Pretty cool, huh?
441
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,934
Whoa.
442
00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:05,719
You're impressed by that?
443
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,054
Don't make a Queel laugh.
444
00:17:07,056 --> 00:17:10,073
I'm serious.
It's a very unpleasant sound.
445
00:17:13,861 --> 00:17:16,847
[Mysterious music]
446
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:21,201
♪
447
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,370
Mr. Ostrich?
448
00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:26,156
Where are you, buddy?
449
00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:28,775
Come on out and play.
450
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:31,044
It's okay.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
451
00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:34,381
[Ostrich screeches, Doug screams]
452
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:36,049
[Squawks]
Okay, okay, okay.
453
00:17:36,051 --> 00:17:39,052
[Dramatic music]
454
00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:40,971
♪
455
00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:43,090
[Ostrich squawks]
456
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,124
[Doug grunts]
457
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,225
[Ostrich squawks]
458
00:17:45,227 --> 00:17:46,593
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
459
00:17:46,595 --> 00:17:48,261
Oh, my God.
[Panting]
460
00:17:48,263 --> 00:17:49,462
Yams, you saved me.
461
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:50,797
Yeah, I know.
462
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:51,982
One little kick
from that ostrich in there,
463
00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:54,134
and I would've been a goner.
464
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,435
I was wrong about you, man.
465
00:17:55,437 --> 00:17:56,987
You're the real lone ranger.
466
00:17:56,989 --> 00:17:58,605
Nah, I'm Tonto.
467
00:17:58,607 --> 00:17:59,906
And that's what Tonto's job is,
468
00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:01,408
to save the Lone Ranger's ass.
469
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,643
I'm a sidekick, and I'm cool with it.
470
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:05,612
I mean, there'd be no Batman
without Robin, right?
471
00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:07,914
Well, actually,
there's a pretty successful
472
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,449
film franchise
without Robin, but--
473
00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:11,585
- You gotta work with me.
- Okay. I got one.
474
00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:15,989
There would be no Doug
without Yamamoto.
475
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,424
Both:
Hiyah!
476
00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:19,126
[Cheers and applause]
477
00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:22,162
[Laughing] Yeah!
478
00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:24,348
Juanita told me about the donation.
479
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,966
All I did was choose the best costume.
480
00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:29,335
An animal costume contest
that's actually fair.
481
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,221
Now I've seen everything.
482
00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:33,840
Ms. crane,
you're the rarest breed of all:
483
00:18:33,842 --> 00:18:35,642
A woman of integrity.
484
00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,844
Does that mean
I still get the donation?
485
00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:40,680
[Cackles shrilly]
486
00:18:40,682 --> 00:18:45,351
I told you it was unpleasant.
487
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:46,953
That is truly an impressive trophy.
488
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:48,688
Well, I'll give it to you
489
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,157
if you're willing to become
a golden elephant
490
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:52,959
of this hospital.
491
00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:53,960
[Clears throat]
492
00:18:53,962 --> 00:18:56,997
[Rizzo chattering]
493
00:18:58,532 --> 00:19:02,052
Sorry, rizzo.
It's too late.
494
00:19:03,638 --> 00:19:07,424
[Murmurs incoherently]
495
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:10,727
[Thud]
[Mumbles indistinctly]
496
00:19:10,729 --> 00:19:14,214
[Grunts]
497
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:18,051
[Sighs]
498
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,385
[Exhales]
499
00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:21,238
There you guys are.
Did you hear?
500
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,273
Yamamoto took down the ostrich.
501
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:27,060
We're all having
yama-mojitos in the break room.
502
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,195
I hope you're happy.
503
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:31,248
I hope you're happy.
504
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:34,684
So where do we go from here?
505
00:19:34,686 --> 00:19:35,919
Well, for starters,
506
00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:38,255
you can explain the letter
that I found
507
00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:41,141
in your office--
you know, that one?
508
00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:43,927
"Blah, blah, blah,
wanna steal George's job"?
509
00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:46,830
Okay, first of all,
I wrote that letter
510
00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:49,166
on my first day here,
when you were being a--
511
00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:51,768
What is that word?
A douche.
512
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,304
I wasn't being a douche.
513
00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:58,058
I was reasserting dominance
because I was threatened.
514
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,259
You should be flattered.
515
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:02,279
I'm not threatened by many people.
516
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,314
Fine.
517
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:07,000
I will respect your position
as chief surgeon
518
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,336
if you will acknowledge that there is
519
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,455
a female veterinarian here
who's just as qualified
520
00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:12,572
as you are.
521
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:14,391
I'm sorry, did we hire someone?
522
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:17,043
[Chuckles]
523
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:19,079
Seriously, George.
524
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:21,798
Just tell me
that we can work together.
525
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:26,619
Wow.
526
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:29,306
Really?
You're giving me nothing.
527
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,391
What? I'm not nodding
in agreement?
528
00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:32,776
No.
529
00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:34,644
Oh, I thought I was.
530
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:38,598
A for-real truce this time?
531
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,334
Fine.
532
00:20:41,336 --> 00:20:43,537
Are we shaking hands?
533
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,789
I think so.
534
00:20:47,891 --> 00:20:49,025
[Heavy breathing]
535
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:52,478
[Eerie music]
536
00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:53,596
[Rizzo chatters]
537
00:20:53,614 --> 00:20:55,598
[Door slams]
538
00:20:55,616 --> 00:21:01,571
♪
539
00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:03,623
[Heavy breathing]
540
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:10,964
[Metal clanks]
541
00:21:10,998 --> 00:21:12,298
[Pattering]
542
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,752
[Heavy breathing]
543
00:21:15,786 --> 00:21:19,839
[Rizzo shrieking]
544
00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:22,471
That'll teach you
to screw with me, monkey!
545
00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:30,795
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