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Another woman wronged.
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(Elevator bell dings) Country
music superstar Bobby Gallagher
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has gone underground since news
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of his affair with backup singer
Naomi Gutierrez.
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Gallagher's wife,
Reba Mackenzie, who gave up
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her own promising
singing career 15 years ago
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to "look after our family,"
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will be appearing
with her husband
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to show the world
that she will indeed
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stand by her man.
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I know that I've sinned
against God and my wife
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with that woman.
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So I've decided to suspend
the rest of my, uh...
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"These vows are sacred" tour...
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To, uh, to spend more time
with my family.
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I've prayed on it,
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and I believe
they have both forgiven me.
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(Woman) Really?
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You think your wife's
forgiven you?
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Of course I do. (Chuckles)
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Well, Reba, honey, get up here.
Tell these people the truth.
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(Chuckles nervously)
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(Clenches teeth) I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Of course it is.
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Come on. Just tell these
people what's on your mind.
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(Continues clenching teeth) I don't
think you want that. (Laughs)
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Uh...
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(Under breath) You said
you were gonna support me.
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Now you're just
embarrassing me.
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I'm embarrassing you?
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Ooh.
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I'm...
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Okay.
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He's a moron.
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And I'm leaving
his lyin', cheatin' butt.
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Was that the kind of support
you were looking for?
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(Clicks teeth)
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Mom, why can't we stay
in Nashville?
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I don't belong in Malibu.
My skin's too fair.
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I'll just be one giant freckle.
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You know,
you need to work a summer
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on your uncle's ranch,
muckin' stalls.
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Your mama did it, and now she's
got skin as tough as leather.
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Thank you, mama.
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Hey, mom.
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Huh?
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I, for one, am thrilled
about this.
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See, I'm-a have
my girlfriend in Nashville
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for when I go back,
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and then I'm-a get a hot
new one in California.
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He is his father's son.
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I'm sorry. What?
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She said you're a horn dog,
just like your daddy.
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[ Reba ]
♪ walkin' with my head high ♪
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♪ soakin' up the sunshine ♪
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♪ nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,
life is sweet ♪
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Huh.
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Whoa.
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Are you kidding me?
This is where we're gonna live?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sweet.
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I didn't know we had
this house, mom.
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(Chuckles) Neither did I.
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Turns out your daddy had
a lot of pretty things
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I didn't know about.
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Whoa, I bet he got
a lot of action here.
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Mama.
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Hard truths, baby
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you know, if it wasn't
for the divorce,
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you wouldn't have even known
he had this Malibu love shack.
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Hey, cash, pretty snazzy, huh?
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I have a beach
in front of my house.
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Do you know what a beach is?
That is where bikinis gather.
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(Laughs) And you know what
they put in bikinis.
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I get the room
facing the bikinis.
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Pretty exciting, huh, June?
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I wanna go back to Nashville.
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What? You hated Nashville!
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You stayed upstairs alone
all the time.
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Honey, maybe out here, you can
finally make some friends.
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You think I didn't have
any friends?
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No. No, I didn't mean that
at all, honey.
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Of course you had friends.
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No, I didn't.
Do you even know me?
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Well, I know you well enough
to know
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I shouldn't have started
that conversation!
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There she is.
(Cooler lid opens)
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Come here, you. Big hugs.
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Come here. Oh, bring it in.
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Oh.
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Uh... excuse me,
but do I know you?
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No, but I know you.
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Ah! You're like a hero
around here to all the wives.
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I mean, I can't tell you
how many times in my life
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I have just wanted
to grab a microphone
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and shout out to the world,
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"my husband likes to wear
my panties!" (Giggles)
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(Laughs)
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That is so funny
that I'd know that about you
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before I even know your name.
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Oh!
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I am Kim.
I'm your next door neighbor.
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I noticed you were home
'cause I can see right in.
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Anyway, I just wanted to come by
and say hi.
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So... hi.
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Thank you. Hi. I'm Reba,
and that's my mama, Lillie Mae.
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- Howdy.
- Hey.
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If he's wearing your panties,
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what do you wear?
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I see where Reba gets it.
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Come here, you. Big hugs.
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No. Oh.
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I think she unhooked
my brassiere.
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Oh.
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Reba, sit down.
You're making me uncomfortable.
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Come on.
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So...
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How are you holding up?
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Oh. Well... (Chuckles)
Aside from this conversation
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and all this touching...
(Clears throat)
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Pretty good.
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Are you sleeping?
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Because you're looking
a little baggy around the eyes...
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baggy and yet puffy
at the same time,
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which is exactly
very hard to do.
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You know, I have tons
of sleeping pills if you want,
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or I could also recommend...
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(Clenches teeth)
A top shelf plastic surgeon.
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Did you used to be a man?
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I don't get it.
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Anyway, I just wanna say,
I think what you are doing
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is so brave, you know?
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Leaving your husband,
starting all over from scratch,
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no job, no prospects,
two kids to scare the men away.
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Ugh.
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No, no, my Reba has prospects.
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Yes, I do.
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I used to be
a singer/songwriter,
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and I'm gonna have a meeting
with a producer
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to talk about restarting
my career.
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Really? (Gasps)
Well, that's so exciting.
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When's the meeting?
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Well, we hadn't set a time yet.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
You guys just trying
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- to coordinate your schedules, and...
- Yeah.
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Kinda like that.
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He's having a hard time
getting back to me.
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Uh-huh.
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And as far as your husband
is concerned,
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you did the right thing.
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If I had your stones,
I would have left my husband
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the first time he asked me
to sleep with him
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and those three other women.
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Uh...
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Okay. (Laughs)
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Uh...
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Whoa. Uh, look,
I-I don't mean to be rude,
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but we don't talk
about private matters like this
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back in Nashville.
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Oh. I'm so sorry. Of course.
You're right.
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Hush my mouth. I mean,
isn't that what you people say?
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(Imitates Southern accent)
Hush my mouth!
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Well, it's more like
"shut your trap."
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(Laughs) That is so cute.
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Finally, you're back.
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Oh. Good to see you, too.
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How was your first day
of school?
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I wanna go home to Nashville.
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Honey, we are not
going back to Nashville.
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Well, great.
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Okay. What is it?
Talk to me.
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It's guy stuff. It's the kind
of stuff I talk to dad about.
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Well, right now
I'm about as close to a guy
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as you're gonna get,
unless, of course,
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your grandma goes back
to smokin' her cigars.
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So what is it?
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Amy's seeing another guy.
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She doesn't wanna do
a long distance relationship.
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Honey, I'm sorry,
but you'll meet somebody else.
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No, mom, I won't.
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People out here are so shallow,
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and I thought it was
gonna be easy to live here
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'cause I'm so good-lookin'
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and people like
having me around.
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Cash, there's more to you
than just your looks.
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Well, yeah,
but that's my best part.
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And everyone out here's
good-lookin'...
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Even the ugly people.
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Well? Aren't you
gonna say something?
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Sometimes silence
is the best advice.
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Hey!
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Hey, mom!
It's great to see you!
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(Laughs)
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Thank you, honey.
Boy, you look happy.
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I am. I made a friend.
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Oh, honey, that's fantastic.
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Oh, and that producer
Mr. Bata called.
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You have your meeting
on Friday.
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Oh! He's finally gonna see me.
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Come here,
you wonderful little girl!
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- Mom? Mom? Hey, mom.
- Ooh!
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- Okay. Stop it.
- Okay. All right.
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I thought you said
that meeting was a no-brainer.
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I lied. (Laughs)
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That's a big part
of being positive.
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(Laughs)
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Oh. Hi, Mrs. Mackenzie.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Uh-huh.
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Who's this?
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This is Sage.
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Ooh! Sage from upstairs.
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No, I'm from next door.
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No, you're from upstairs.
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I think you met my stepmom Kim.
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Sage, we have a rule
here in our house.
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No boys upstairs.
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It's okay, mom.
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How is it okay?
You two just get married?
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No. He's gay.
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And we have the same
"no boys upstairs" rule
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at my house.
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(Both laughing)
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(Chuckles)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You just threw me.
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I mean, you don't seem gay.
You seem normal.
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I'm not saying that gay
isn't normal.
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It's just... (Laughs)
I was just... well...
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It's just... I...
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That's cute.
It's just... oh.
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I'm... I'm gonna go put my head
in the freezer, I think.
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Hi. I'm Reba Mackenzie.
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I'm here to see Mr. Bah-ta.
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I'm Geoffrey.
I'm Mr. Bata's assistant.
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Just take a seat.
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He'll be right with you.
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I brought homemade cookies.
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Okay, I-I didn't make 'em.
I bought 'em.
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But if I was gonna make
some cookies,
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these would be the kind
of cookies I would make.
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That is so weird.
I was just thinking,
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oh, my God. I hope
somebody brings in cookies.
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But not any cookie.
No, no.
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I want cookies that come with
a really long story behind them.
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Fine.
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I'll just be over here
quiet-like.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's just that I'm so excited.
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Things have been going a little
wrong here for my family lately,
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and this is like
the first good thing
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that's happened to us
in forever.
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00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:01,067
This is my ray of sunshine.
You know what I'm talking about?
255
00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:03,770
- Okay, mami, you're killing me.
- Why?
256
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,671
Why? Because he's not
gonna meet with you.
257
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,673
Is he in there with somebody
really important?
258
00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:09,574
In there? (Scoffs)
There's nobody in here.
259
00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:10,708
Mira, look.
260
00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:12,978
Hello?
There's nobody in here.
261
00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,612
He's in Santa Barbara.
262
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,747
He's doing pilates or something.
I don't know.
263
00:11:15,815 --> 00:11:17,115
He's gonna call in 20 minutes
264
00:11:17,183 --> 00:11:19,417
and say that he got tied up
and we should reschedule.
265
00:11:19,485 --> 00:11:21,319
We will, and he'll do
the same thing again.
266
00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:24,189
Rinse and repeats.
267
00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:26,690
Why would he do that?
268
00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:28,125
Well, because your ex-husband
is very important
269
00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,526
in music circles,
270
00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:31,361
and Mr. Bata wants you
to think he actually cares,
271
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,764
you know, just in case.
272
00:11:33,832 --> 00:11:36,200
Well, I don't understand.
I have a great voice.
273
00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:37,434
I sold an album.
274
00:11:37,502 --> 00:11:38,969
Nobody cares
about the voice anymore.
275
00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:40,504
We got computers for that now.
276
00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:43,239
Now we want a hook, okay?
277
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,440
Are you young?
278
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:47,110
Unh-unh.
279
00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:48,978
Are you sexy?
280
00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:52,148
Anh-anh.
281
00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:55,151
Are you young and sexy?
282
00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:59,054
Are there any other choices?
283
00:11:59,122 --> 00:12:02,057
Get a hook
or write a great song.
284
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,258
That's it.
285
00:12:03,326 --> 00:12:04,993
(Blows raspberry)
286
00:12:05,061 --> 00:12:07,762
All right. Thanks.
287
00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:09,064
Do you validate?
288
00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:10,032
- Killing me.
- Okay.
289
00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:21,600
Hey, mama.
290
00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:24,302
Hi, sweetie.
291
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,403
How did it go?
292
00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:27,505
Oh, what was I thinkin'?
293
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:30,341
Trying to restart my career
at my age.
294
00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:32,677
He won't even see me
unless I can write a hit song
295
00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:34,545
or lose 20 years.
296
00:12:34,613 --> 00:12:38,049
I guess I missed my chance
at being somebody.
297
00:12:38,116 --> 00:12:41,018
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
298
00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:43,621
(Chuckling)
299
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,960
Did I say something funny?
300
00:12:50,027 --> 00:12:52,095
No.
301
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:57,166
I was just remembering
something.
302
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,301
What?
303
00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:02,138
I forget.
304
00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:07,042
Why don't you write something?
305
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,443
Oh, be serious.
306
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,980
I haven't written anything
since before the kids.
307
00:13:11,047 --> 00:13:13,582
Now what am I gonna tell them?
308
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:16,251
I wanted them to think
that I could take care of us.
309
00:13:16,319 --> 00:13:18,087
I guess I wanted
to believe that, too.
310
00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,955
(Laughing)
311
00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:23,124
What is it?
312
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,760
I just saw a pelican poop.
313
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:31,398
I'm sorry, but that is funny.
314
00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:33,300
All right.
315
00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:34,736
Mama, have you been drinkin'?
316
00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:36,470
No.
317
00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:38,071
I was feeling stressed,
318
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:40,440
and I went for a walk.
319
00:13:40,508 --> 00:13:45,679
And, Reba, I saw this sign
that said, "feeling anxious?"
320
00:13:45,747 --> 00:13:48,448
And I was.
321
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:51,151
I was feeling anxious.
322
00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:52,619
I went inside,
323
00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:53,953
and this honest-to-goodness
doctor
324
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:58,090
wrote me a prescription
for this.
325
00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:05,831
This... is a happy lolli.
326
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,837
This... is marijuana.
327
00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:14,505
And it's illegal.
328
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:17,042
- Not here in Southern Cali.
- Yes.
329
00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:19,210
You stop it.
330
00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:22,180
- Give me back that sucker.
- Stop it. Stop it.
331
00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:24,315
I don't want you
doing this around the kids
332
00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,150
or anywhere in the house.
333
00:14:26,217 --> 00:14:28,485
Look, you jarred loose
my bunion pad.
334
00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:32,322
The kids are not even here.
335
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,591
Cash went off,
and June's over there
336
00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:37,828
at that cute little
gay boy's house.
337
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,262
Well, we don't even know
those people!
338
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,198
Oh, here comes
that pelican again.
339
00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:49,906
(Door knob rattles)
340
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,508
(Pounding)
341
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:57,412
(Pounding continues)
342
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:02,417
Mom, what are you doing?
You're embarrassing me.
343
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,385
You're making out
with that boy.
344
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,921
Yeah! Downstairs
and not in our house.
345
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,356
I listened to you.
346
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,392
You're supposed to be gay.
347
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,694
Look, Mrs. Mackenzie,
let me put your mind at ease.
348
00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:15,329
We were just practice kissing.
349
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:16,663
We were both worried about
350
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:17,932
whether we were good kissers
or not,
351
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:20,034
so we thought
we'd practice together.
352
00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:22,536
Yeah, it turns out
she's really good.
353
00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:27,274
I'm about to punch you.
354
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:30,176
- And you, young lady, you go home right now.
- Ugh!
355
00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:33,113
You, young man,
where's your mama?
356
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,180
Hey, mom?
357
00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:35,915
Go home.
358
00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:37,350
What is going on in here?
359
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,418
Um, I'm gonna let you
handle this, mom.
360
00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:42,521
Okay. Sweetie,
you call me "Kim," remember?
361
00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:44,190
Love you.
362
00:15:44,258 --> 00:15:47,626
(Door closes) Hey, Reba. I was
wondering when you'd pop by.
363
00:15:47,693 --> 00:15:48,994
When I came over here,
364
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,529
your stepson was making out
with my daughter.
365
00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:54,133
Uh-huh?
366
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,834
Well, I don't know if
you're aware of this or not,
367
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,569
but he's telling everybody
he's gay.
368
00:15:57,637 --> 00:15:59,404
I don't think he's gay.
369
00:15:59,472 --> 00:16:01,973
Oh, Reba, come on. They were
just practice kissing.
370
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,808
He does that
with all the girls.
371
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,944
Am I the only one
who knows what gay is?
372
00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:08,946
I think
I see what's going on here.
373
00:16:09,014 --> 00:16:10,014
(Pats sofa)
374
00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:12,583
You have a problem
with homosexuals.
375
00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:15,452
No. No, I don't.
Matter of fact,
376
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:19,289
I wish he was gay
so he'd get off my daughter.
377
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:22,659
Oh, my gosh.
That's so retro. (Laughs)
378
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,896
What does that even mean?
379
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:28,598
It means that you
need a mentor.
380
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:29,833
You need someone
381
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:33,169
who can help you take
the country out of the girl.
382
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:35,504
Now... (Breathing heavily)
I have always wanted
383
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:38,007
to be a mentor.
384
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:39,942
Let me be yours!
385
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:42,845
(Chuckles) No. No, I like
the country in the girl.
386
00:16:42,913 --> 00:16:45,080
- Oh, come on! Reba, please.
- No, no, no.
387
00:16:45,148 --> 00:16:47,316
It'll be so fun and rewarding,
388
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,083
and you can teach me things,
too.
389
00:16:49,151 --> 00:16:51,820
I don't think we should
teach each other anything.
390
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,156
Reba, Malibu is
a wonderful place.
391
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,959
You just have to open
your mind.
392
00:16:58,027 --> 00:16:59,527
Trust me. In a few months,
393
00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:02,030
you'll be thinking
just like me.
394
00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:15,542
And then she just barged in.
Now it's going to get
395
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,211
all over school, and no one's
gonna wanna be my friend
396
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:19,813
because they're gonna be afraid
that my redneck mom
397
00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:21,047
is gonna come over
with a shotgun
398
00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:24,350
and throw a jug of moonshine
at them.
399
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,185
Yeah. (Laughs)
400
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,221
She learned that from me.
401
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:31,224
Well, you don't have to worry
about being embarrassed anymore,
402
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,392
because we're moving
back home to Tennessee.
403
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,695
Yes! I'm-a be good-lookin'
again!
404
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,733
Reba...
405
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,801
I need to see you outside.
406
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:46,671
Mama, I'm a grown woman.
You're not the boss of me.
407
00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:50,742
You're not so grown
that I can't whup your behind.
408
00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:56,513
I'm going out there
'cause I want to.
409
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,919
Mama, what is it? I don't have
time to talk to you
410
00:18:01,987 --> 00:18:03,787
if you're just gonna go
all crazy on me.
411
00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:05,256
I've got a lot on my mind.
412
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:07,691
I'm fine. I have never...
413
00:18:12,129 --> 00:18:14,063
Are you gonna
finish that sentence?
414
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:18,268
- Did I stop talking?
- Oh!
415
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:19,335
Good lord, mama.
416
00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:21,104
We are going home.
417
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,505
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
418
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,973
I was hurt, and I wanted
to get out of there
419
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,909
as fast as possible,
but it's pretty clear
420
00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:28,743
we don't belong here.
421
00:18:28,811 --> 00:18:31,280
Cash is miserable, and June's
making out with gay boys,
422
00:18:31,347 --> 00:18:33,282
and you're just
one happy lolli away
423
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:35,250
from making our clothes
out of hemp
424
00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:37,019
and listening
to the grateful dead.
425
00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:39,788
Yes, ma'am, we are leavin'.
426
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:42,256
- Reba.
- What? What?
427
00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,892
Your daddy cheated on me.
428
00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:48,529
(Sighs)
429
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,097
He did what?
430
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,734
He cheated on me, and I...
431
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:57,037
I stayed with him, which is
what we did in those days.
432
00:18:57,104 --> 00:18:58,939
But, Reba,
433
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,974
it killed my soul,
434
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:04,510
and I will not let it
kill yours.
435
00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:08,514
Oh, mama.
436
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,450
Oh, baby.
437
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,718
You gave up your voice once,
438
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:15,421
and now here you have
a chance to find it again.
439
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,691
Don't you go back just 'cause
it's hard right now.
440
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,929
Wow, mama, that was good.
441
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,798
Well...
442
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:30,801
I'm learning to maintain.
443
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:35,772
(Reba's voice)
♪ people back home ♪
444
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,207
♪ wouldn't know me now ♪
445
00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:41,763
♪ I was in the dark,
had my head in the clouds ♪
446
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:45,247
♪ Changin' is hard and survivin' is tough ♪
447
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,784
♪ it's amazing what it
takes to wake you up ♪
448
00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:53,121
♪ I like some o' the
things about my new life ♪
449
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:56,759
♪ especially the part
where I'm not your wife ♪
450
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,660
♪ here's to the new me ♪
451
00:19:58,728 --> 00:19:59,762
(Laughs)
452
00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,730
♪ Say hi to the new me ♪
453
00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:02,694
What are you doing here?
454
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,587
You don't have
a fake appointment.
455
00:20:04,951 --> 00:20:06,818
No, but I do have
a hook and a song,
456
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:08,556
and you can tell Mr. Bata
457
00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:10,970
that I'm gonna be in here
every day banging on his door
458
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,643
until he lets me in.
459
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,058
Rinse and repeat.
460
00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:18,379
♪ Especially the part
where I'm not your wife ♪
461
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,244
♪ here's to the new me ♪
462
00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:29,105
♪ here's to the new me ♪
463
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,130
♪
464
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,744
(Song ends)
465
00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:38,280
Cash?
466
00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:40,081
What do you think?
467
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,183
Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't listenin'.
468
00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:44,186
I was thinking about that time
back in Nashville
469
00:20:44,254 --> 00:20:46,288
when I threw that 60-yard
winning touchdown pass.
470
00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:48,489
My whole team... they carried me
on their shoulders,
471
00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:52,726
and... and they were chantin',
"Cash! Cash! Cash! Cash!
472
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,762
Cash! Cash."
473
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,032
Good times.
474
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,057
(canned laughter)
475
00:21:02,037 --> 00:21:03,170
Hi.
476
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:05,239
- Hey, where have you been?
- Oh, I had an assignment.
477
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,140
By the way, my friend Charlie
is coming over later
478
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,842
to study up in my room.
479
00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:11,410
We've been through this before.
No boys upstairs.
480
00:21:11,678 --> 00:21:13,112
Charlie's a girl, mom.
481
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,547
Oh. Then that's fine.
482
00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:17,716
Oh. She's also a lesbian.
Is that still fine?
483
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:20,886
(Footsteps retreat)
484
00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:25,090
We've got some rough sleddin'
ahead of us, mama.
485
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,493
But it's gonna be okay,
and you know why?
486
00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:31,029
I love your record.
487
00:21:31,097 --> 00:21:32,164
You do?
488
00:21:32,232 --> 00:21:33,733
- I do.
- Oh, mama, thanks.
489
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:35,101
I think it's so great.
490
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,802
I think we should just get
the hell out of Nashville
491
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:39,837
and take it to Hollywood.
492
00:21:45,543 --> 00:21:46,777
(Clatter)
493
00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:48,468
What was that, baby?
494
00:21:48,858 --> 00:21:50,594
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