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When you were a kid,
did you ever run around
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- Superhero?
- What do you mean,
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Like pretend that I was
a superhero, playact?
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- Yeah.
- I pretended I was Aquaman.
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[laughter]
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I'd go down to the beach
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And put on my green speedos.
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You had green speedos?
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They were more like
booty shorts?
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[laughter]
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Did you ever try
to talk to fish?
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- I did.
- Pretending to be Aquaman,
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That's the only people
who will talk to you.
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Yeah!
[laughter]
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What, I'm mocking
a seven-year-old Mike Zapcic.
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What do you want from me?
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[epic music]
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♪
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Hello, and welcome back
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To another episode
of Comic Book Men,
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The show that's one guy away
from being
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The whitest show on television.
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I'm your host, Kevin Smith.
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- Bryan Johnson.
- Walt Flanagan.
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- Mike Zapcic.
- Ming Chen.
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Okay, what's going on
this week?
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We had a guy come in,
and not only did he have megos,
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But boxed megos.
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Oh, man, megos
are the chocolate chip cookies
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Of toys.
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A mego is like a joint.
You can't not enjoy it
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- Hey, guys.
- How you doing?
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All right, how are you?
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These have been
in my personal collection
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For about 20 years.
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- Wow.
- We have a Spider-Man.
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- Mr. Mxyzptlk, Superman's enemy.
- Oh, my god.
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- And that's the Human Torch.
- Awesome.
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The flaming superhero.
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What's with the outfit?
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That's what made it
my favorite, man.
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I imagine in his world,
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That's how men dressed.
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Purple go-go boots,
a miniskirt--
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And he's not wearing underwear.
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We think that mego was like,
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"You know what, we cannot
have bare-legged Mxyzptlk
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- And sell him to the kids."
- I would imagine.
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Let's macho him up.
Get him in some tights.
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[laughter]
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It is
the least-intimidating villain
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I think they could have
possibly created.
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A guy that looks like,
say, a grandpa,
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Wearing a miniskirt, I mean--
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What are you talking about?
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He's an imp
from the eighth dimension.
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The only way to vanquish
Mr. Mxyzptlk back
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To the eighth dimension
is to make him say
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His name backwards.
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So you gotta trick him into it.
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He's almost bring dead, then.
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Pretty much.
[laughter]
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Anyway, we were
lucky enough to have
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Popculturizm Robert Bruce
hanging out.
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This is actually a relatively
common boxed figure.
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Even then, it's still probably
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- $75 to $100.
- Okay.
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The, uh, Fantastic Four,
even with this tear here,
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This is really common
on the card,
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And much harder to find
in this box.
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I would think this,
in this condition,
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$150, $175.
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This is really great.
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This doll looks perfect.
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You remember Spider-Man
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Was on the electric company,
right?
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This is the electric company box.
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That is awesome.
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They only, uh,
did this for probably
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Eight months,
and then they went to cards.
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This box
is pretty hard to find.
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- The condition's a little off...
- Right, right.
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But this, uh, alone is probably
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In the $175 to $200 range.
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I would like these three.
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What are you looking for today?
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Well, I was looking
for $450, walt.
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That's my price.
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Would you do...
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$325?
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I don't know, the--
I think $350,
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I'd be a little
more comfortable.
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[groans]
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If you do $350, we're done,
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Then you'll be the proud owner
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Of these beautiful megos.
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These tight boxes
make my eyes bulge.
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[laughter]
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How about $340?
$340, cash.
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I don't want to split it
over 10 bucks,
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But I'm gonna stick
at $350, pal.
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- All right.
- Right on.
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All right. I want 'em.
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- You got a deal.
- All right, man.
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Mike, I'm gonna read some
of the titles off this list.
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You tell me if they match up
with what
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You have over there.
Action comics.
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- Yep.
- Good.
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- Flash.
- Hey.
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How about this idea?
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We throw kids' birthday parties
here at the Stash.
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We can make a ton of money.
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Oh, I don't like
where this is going.
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Come on. We have the space,
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We have a great theme that kids
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Can watch out,
that is superheroes.
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Why not start throwing kids'
birthday parties at the store?
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Yeah, why not have
a bunch of screaming kids
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In a store full of
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Thousands and thousands
and thousands
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Of collectibles?
[chuckling]
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I don't know, man.
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That--that seems like
a disaster waiting to happen.
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We'll have games, cake,
presents, pizza, goody bags.
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Just think of all the money.
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We charge more
than we pay for that.
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Imagine the profit.
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Profit? Now you're
speaking my language.
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He may have something.
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Can you imagine
when we were four years old,
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If our parents were like,
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"we're gonna have
your birthday party
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- At a comic book store"?
- Oh, my God.
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We would be out of our mind.
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All right. I'm in.
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What do we gotta do
to make this happen?
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Wait, what happened
to Flanagan?
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He got body-snatched.
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He sold it to me with the talk
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Of mountains of cash,
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And we'd have
to beat the people away
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With a stick, they'd want
to book us for a year straight.
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From this guy,
you thought we'd get
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To velvet ropes
and filthy lucre?
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Why not? Why not?
[laughter]
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Say you had
your fourth birthday party
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At a comic book store.
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How awesome would
that have been?
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- Memorable.
- All right.
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- Let's make it happen.
- All right.
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Why can't you be more
an idea man like Ming?
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That guy's going places.
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He's always thinking.
You gotta give him that.
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[mocking] Look at Ming.
Look at Ming.
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[laughter]
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[screaming and commotion]
No running! No running!
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[children screaming]
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Aah, aah.
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I'm here to see if you're
interested in purchasing...
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Oh, my gosh.
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My Darth Vader helmet.
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You guys ever have any regrets?
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Has there ever been
a comic on the shelf,
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You didn't buy it,
now it's worth a ton?
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I always take the frame
of mind, you know,
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Always look forward,
never look back.
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But did sell
my Walking Dead collection
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- Before the tv show.
- Oh, I remember that.
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'cause I was, like--it was
getting so hot and everything.
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How could you get rid of that?
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It would eat away at me.
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You sell things,
but you can never look back.
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Always look forward.
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You should look back on that.
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[raspberry, laughter]
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm here to see if you're
interested in purchasing...
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- Whoa.
- My Darth Vader helmet.
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How about a trade?
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[laughter]
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Wow.
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This is impressive.
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What is it from?
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It was on display
at a toy store
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For the Star Wars
Phantom Menace toys.
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- Okay.
- And I've had it for about
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Ten years, hanging above
my big screen tv.
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How much did you pay for it?
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Ten years ago I paid $75,
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But I'm looking to sell it
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For quite a bit
more than that now.
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- You think it's wearable?
- Not really.
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But--looks like
a giant bobblehead.
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[laughter]
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Walt, I am your father.
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That's awesome.
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You look like--what is it,
Darth Helmet?
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- From, uh, Spaceballs?
- Lone Starr!
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[laughter]
Let me ask you something.
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Have you two ever gotten busy
while he wears
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- The Darth helmet?
- No!
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- That's not happening.
- No. [laughs]
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Would that increase
or decrease the value?
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[laughter]
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Oh, it'd raise it up
a couple bucks.
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Why are you getting rid of it?
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My newly engaged fiancee,
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Michelle, and I are gonna
be moving in together,
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And it's probably something
that won't work with our decor.
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Why? It's so unassuming.
It could go anywhere.
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[laughter]
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You're not impressed by it, huh?
It's gotta go?
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- She's not making me do this.
- Okay.
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I'm doing this for myself,
to grow up a little bit.
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I used to have, like,
50 boxes of comic books,
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And every Star Wars
action figure,
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- But I've sold them all off.
- Any regrets,
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- Selling them off?
- Nope. Worth it.
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Booyah.
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Tell him, right now,
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And tell his future wife-to-be
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What a chump he is
for selling this,
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And making
his future wife happy.
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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- Like--
- But I was!
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[laughter]
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It's tough to let go
of something
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That you've formed a bond with,
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But he had a bride-to-be.
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That's the greatest gift.
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Better than a wookie.
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Better than, uh,
the third moon of Yavin.
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Better than
a gigantic Darth Vader helmet?
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I didn't say that.
I said wookie, and the moon.
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[laughter]
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You got yourself quite
a catch right there, you know?
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- I know I do, yes.
- Aww.
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I would do anything for her.
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My heart's still icy.
[laughter]
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- It doesn't matter.
- All right, so...
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What are you looking for?
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Between $250 and $300 for it.
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What do you guys think?
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You like it, Mike?
I think it would look awesome
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Hanging from our ceiling,
wouldn't it?
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- Absolutely.
- I think so too.
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As a newlywed gift
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To you, I'd love
to buy this from you.
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- Cool.
- Could you do $200?
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- Could we do $200?
- Sure.
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- Okay.
- It's a deal.
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She says yes,
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And I'm fine
with whatever she says.
256
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I like that.
Would you take $150?
257
00:09:12,002 --> 00:09:13,469
No.
[laughter]
258
00:09:13,504 --> 00:09:15,972
All right, $200.
259
00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:17,090
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
260
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,474
A pleasure doing business
with you.
261
00:09:18,509 --> 00:09:20,977
- Nice to meet you all.
- Bye-bye.
262
00:09:21,011 --> 00:09:23,746
Try it on, Ming.
263
00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:25,315
[thud]
[laughter]
264
00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:26,783
For Christ's sake.
265
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,051
Check this out, check this out.
266
00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,219
[chuckling]
267
00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:31,588
Nooo!
268
00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:33,423
[laughs] What's he doing?
269
00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:36,226
Revenge of the Sith, man.
270
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,493
[child's voice]
oh, that's awesome!
271
00:09:37,528 --> 00:09:39,345
[laughter]
272
00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,965
It is awesome.
273
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,918
All right, he signs off,
you're on your way.
274
00:09:44,969 --> 00:09:47,637
What does a kids'
birthday party require?
275
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,506
Uh, a cake, pinata, and, uh,
276
00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:51,874
Pizza--we gotta pay
for kids' pizza.
277
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,142
- Balloons.
- Balloons, decorations.
278
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,213
- Party favors.
- I'm no accountant,
279
00:09:55,214 --> 00:09:56,714
But boys sounds expensive.
280
00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:58,048
[laughter]
281
00:09:58,082 --> 00:10:00,051
Let's get to work.
282
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,953
Where we going with this?
283
00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:04,654
Perfect.
284
00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:06,523
Let's go back and forth here.
285
00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:07,891
[grunts]
286
00:10:07,925 --> 00:10:09,326
Sort of looks like
Spider-Man's webbing.
287
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:15,031
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
288
00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:16,433
What kid would not
love this cake?
289
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,667
Nerd heaven right here.
290
00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:19,669
I haven't felt
this stimulated, mentally,
291
00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:21,354
- In quite some time.
- That's what happens when
292
00:10:21,389 --> 00:10:23,306
You have 30-plus years
of being a fan-person.
293
00:10:23,341 --> 00:10:25,242
Ming, that kid is destroying
294
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,409
Comic books over there.
295
00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:28,411
All right, guys.
He has arrived!
296
00:10:28,446 --> 00:10:30,613
Four-color,
the Comic Book Clown!
297
00:10:30,648 --> 00:10:31,915
Yay!
298
00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:33,482
You remember where you had,
299
00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:36,185
Say, your fourth, fifth
birthday party?
300
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,188
No.
[laughter]
301
00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,291
You know I'm a Halloween baby,
born in October,
302
00:10:42,326 --> 00:10:43,826
A Halloween-themed
birthday party for me.
303
00:10:43,861 --> 00:10:45,127
I don't know if you were there
that one year...
304
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,897
I wasn't invited.
[laughter]
305
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,199
But, um, she had set up,
uh, bobbing for apples.
306
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,018
So, as the birthday boy,
I got to go first.
307
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,169
I had never done it before,
308
00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:56,370
And when I put my head
underneath the water,
309
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,540
And was trying to get
a apple in my mouth.
310
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:02,611
I realized, um,
I didn't have a gag reflex.
311
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:03,862
So I was like a horse, man.
I was just going in,
312
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,180
Grabbing 'em and putting them
on the table.
313
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,314
It was really impressive.
314
00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:07,949
[laughter]
315
00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:10,819
I was really good
at bobbing for apples.
316
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:11,920
What about you, Ming?
317
00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,005
Birthday parties in childhood?
318
00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:15,624
Nah, I never got
the cool birthday party.
319
00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:17,325
I remember one year, literally,
all my friends came over,
320
00:11:17,359 --> 00:11:18,760
And my mom plopped down a bowl
321
00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:20,462
Full of hot dogs right
in the middle of the table,
322
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,130
And that was it.
[laughter]
323
00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,732
Were they cooked at least?
324
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,102
They--they were cooked,
but no buns, nothing.
325
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:28,487
Just, "here. Serve yourself."
326
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,838
Yeah, it was like,
"here you go, kids."
327
00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,740
If I was there, I would've
impressed everybody.
328
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,943
[laughter]
329
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,671
Excuse me, um,
330
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,106
What's the least
you would go for this?
331
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,808
Um, Mike brought that piece.
332
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,159
Let me see what
he could do on it.
333
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:52,310
- He knows--
- Okay.
334
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,679
- Hey, Mike!
- Yes, sir.
335
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,680
- The Legion Clubhouse.
- Hi.
336
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,831
Yes.
337
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,849
What's the best
we could do on that?
338
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,551
- This piece?
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:10,145
It was a website exclusive.
Sold out in first 25 minutes.
340
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,546
Okay, that explains
why I hadn't seen it,
341
00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:12,664
'cause it wasn't in something
I would have seen.
342
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,765
Who's your favorite
legionnaire?
343
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,250
Of this group? Timber Wolf.
344
00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:17,285
But we need light lass
to make it complete.
345
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,571
I think it's missing Dawnstar,
but that's just me.
346
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,789
Ooh, yeah, I love Dawnstar too.
347
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,907
Is Wildfire in there?
348
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,008
- Yes.
- Yeah, Wildfire's right there.
349
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,409
As soon as he said
350
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,044
It totally makes sense to have
all the couples together.
351
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,045
I was thinking
maybe Shrinking Violet
352
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,146
Was already in there with him.
353
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,247
- With colossal boy?
- Yeah.
354
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,382
Well, they were never
a couple, really.
355
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,284
Well, they sort of were in one.
356
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,785
This is nerd heaven right here.
357
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,687
It is.
It is such a nerd vortex.
358
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,074
I never thought
a customer could bore me
359
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:39,675
Like you guys could.
360
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:40,992
Well, you know,
that's what happens
361
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,328
When you have 30-plus years
of being a fan-person.
362
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,030
What do you think
of this costume for a dude?
363
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,365
Toughest costume to wear
in--in all of comicdom?
364
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,501
Yeah, but
he's really cool, so...
365
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,936
I'm not talking about
his powers.
366
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,637
I'm just talking about
him walking out of the room
367
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,755
The first day he
puts this costume on,
368
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,273
And the rest of
the legion goes,
369
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,676
"What the hell are you doing?"
370
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,745
[laughter]
371
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,947
The legion of super-heroes
never did it for me,
372
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,514
And I think it comes down to,
373
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,750
Whenever I saw bouncing boy,
I was like, "that's it?
374
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,870
That's the only representation
of fat people in comics?"
375
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:11,323
But he was awesome.
He got the chick.
376
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,941
He married triplicate girl.
377
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,926
I thought it was Duo Damsel.
378
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,095
Well, one of her--
her pieces died off, so--
379
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,880
Just listening to that
snippet of conversation,
380
00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:20,966
I don't know how
either of you got married.
381
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,567
[laughter]
382
00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:24,503
Who is the legionnaire artist
for you?
383
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,004
- Mike Grell, officially.
- Mike Grell.
384
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,606
What about Giffen?
Where do you place him on the...
385
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,857
- Well, I would--I don't know.
- Uh, hierarchy of, uh--
386
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,176
Hierarchy? I would put
him over Grell, officially.
387
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,377
You know, Giffen kind of
went off on his own tangent,
388
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,629
- Which was great fun.
- Do you--you don't live
389
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,780
Around here?
You don't need a job?
390
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,249
[laughs]
how attached are you to Ming?
391
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,451
That's what I was thinking of.
He's gone.
392
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,720
I haven't felt
this stimulated, mentally,
393
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,321
- In quite some time.
- That's a good thing.
394
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:44,523
Awesome.
Thank you for coming in.
395
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,758
[laughs] Mike's an idiot.
[laughter]
396
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,061
Oh!
397
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,164
All right,
so let's talk dollars.
398
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,465
What's the best
we can do on that?
399
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,349
We're asking $299.95.
400
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,636
Mm-hmm.
401
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,705
$275?
402
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,941
- Okay.
- So...
403
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,076
$27--okay. I was hop--yeah.
404
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,478
I guess, I-I will
go for it, yes.
405
00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:06,779
A christmas present for myself.
406
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,714
- $275, then?
- Yep.
407
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,082
I can't wait until
you get home tonight and talk
408
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,750
To your wife, and you're like,
"and then she said this,
409
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,051
And then she knew about that."
410
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,187
She's gonna be like,
"you're outta here!"
411
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,555
[laughter]
412
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,956
[receipt tears]
413
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,791
- Thank you very much, enjoy it.
- Well, thank you.
414
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,060
We didn't recover
for a good 10, 15 minutes.
415
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,696
We were spent by the time
she left the store.
416
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,131
- A woman exhausted you.
- Yeah, him and Mike
417
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:29,635
Were smoking cigarettes.
[laughter]
418
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,803
All right, it's do or die.
419
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,106
This is the first day
in a new era
420
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,342
Jay and Silent Bob's
Stash Bashes.
421
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,444
- Battle stations.
- All right.
422
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,214
It's time to turn that key
and let the party kids in.
423
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,151
Ten foaming-at-the-mouth,
rabid kids
424
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,719
Who just want party action.
425
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,255
A torrent of toddlers,
if you will.
426
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,691
Open the door,
and I unleash hell.
427
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,559
[laughter]
428
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,561
Welcome to
Jay and Silent Bob's.
429
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,596
Come on in!
430
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,331
Go! Go!
431
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:04,970
[party noise makers]
432
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,472
Happy birthday, Caiden.
433
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,308
[party noise makers]
Hey!
434
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,843
What do we do now?
435
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,845
You gotta do--do something.
436
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,781
[children screaming]
437
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:20,318
Aah, aah.
Come on!
438
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,837
Pin the tail on the donkey!
439
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,288
- All right.
- Hooray!
440
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,606
- Okay, everybody over here.
- Pin the tail on the donkey!
441
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,225
Pin the tail on the donkey!
442
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,977
What's this?
443
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,962
It's pin the tail on Mr. Ming.
444
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,231
Yay!
[children cheering]
445
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,767
You want your face painted?
Come on, sit down.
446
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,569
All right, ready? One, two...
447
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,754
All right, buddy.
You're Spider-Man.
448
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,771
All right, come on, sit down.
449
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,708
- Oh, my God.
- Where did it go?
450
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,578
Wolverine, right?
451
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,113
Ooh, convincing.
452
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,915
You look too much
like Wolverine.
453
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,016
What happened?
454
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,184
There's, like, 15 kids here.
455
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,385
I'm trying to get 'em
in and out.
456
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,120
Just--can't you do
a little better job?
457
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,622
Okay, Picasso, you sit down
and paint them then.
458
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,190
You're whoring out
your art, man.
459
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,126
The artist inside
of you is dying
460
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:06,364
A little bit as you slap
this paint on these kids,
461
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,683
[laughter]
"I just have to get it done."
462
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,035
Exactly how I felt.
463
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,453
I mean, I'll admit there were
some shaky moments.
464
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,089
I thought maybe the games
would eat up at least an hour.
465
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:16,441
And, you know,
that didn't quite go as planned.
466
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,943
[children playing, shouting]
467
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,411
Ming, that kid is destroying
468
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,645
- Comic books over there.
- Oh, oh.
469
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,414
[children screaming]
No running! No running!
470
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,316
I want your cake! I want your--
471
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,584
[screams]
472
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,752
- Ming!
- What?
473
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,854
It's starting
to turn into chaos.
474
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,557
- They're almost rioting.
- I want cake!
475
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,426
Well, you're gonna
get some cake, I promise.
476
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,594
I'm not gonna lie.
477
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,296
The ship was going down.
[laughter]
478
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,465
I was ready to fire off a flare,
and lo and behold,
479
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,167
Just as I thought
it was gonna turn into
480
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,502
A disaster...
481
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,303
A clown saved the day.
482
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,172
No!
483
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,708
The moment you've
all been waiting for is here!
484
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,377
Four-color,
the comic book clown!
485
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,413
Yay!
486
00:16:58,332 --> 00:16:59,465
[children shouting, playing]
487
00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:00,733
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, slow down.
488
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,235
No running! No running!
- Ahh!
489
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,704
I don't think
you can even imagine
490
00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:06,839
The chaos that was going on
in the Stash that day.
491
00:17:06,873 --> 00:17:09,842
It was like being in a jungle,
492
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,044
And a billion army ants
just rolling in on you.
493
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,547
And you're just looking sur--
for survival, any way you can.
494
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:17,450
'cause these kids
were out of their minds.
495
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,218
[laughter]
496
00:17:19,252 --> 00:17:20,286
All right, guys.
497
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,254
He has arrived!
498
00:17:22,289 --> 00:17:24,557
Four-color,
the Comic Book Clown!
499
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:25,725
Yay!
500
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:31,297
[applause]
501
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:35,267
[kids cheering]
502
00:17:35,302 --> 00:17:37,003
Four-color,
this is the birthday boy.
503
00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:38,471
Hey, all right!
504
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:41,874
Give him something for
his birthday, Four-color.
505
00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:43,976
What's that? I want a sword!
506
00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:45,378
- You want a sword.
- You got it!
507
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,446
- No!
- [laughs]
508
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:49,248
This don't look like a sword.
509
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:50,449
Sorry, junior.
510
00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:52,268
- Who's next? Who's next?
- Me! Me!
511
00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:53,686
Here you go, a hot dog,
just like you asked for.
512
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,389
- [laughs]
- Go on, now.
513
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,090
A unicorn.
514
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,659
Jesus. [laughter]
515
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:02,795
Here you go, this is for you.
It's an earthworm.
516
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,830
Yay! [laughter]
517
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:05,998
I'm not what you would call
518
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,833
Classically trained
in balloon animals.
519
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,969
[laughter]
520
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:12,238
I figure imagination.
521
00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:14,740
Everything about this clown
is terrifying to me,
522
00:18:14,775 --> 00:18:16,509
- And I'm an adult.
- No, no, they loved him.
523
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:17,843
- Really?
- Kids loved you, dude.
524
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:20,079
I could finally go home
to my parents,
525
00:18:20,113 --> 00:18:22,148
And be like,
"your son is a success."
526
00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:23,621
[laughter]
527
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:28,622
♪ Happy birthday to Caiden
528
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:32,391
All: ♪ na nah na nah na
529
00:18:32,426 --> 00:18:34,043
- ♪ Happy birthday to Caiden
- ♪ Today's your special day
530
00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:35,494
♪ Once a year
531
00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:37,663
That sounds exactly
like the song we can't sing.
532
00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:40,866
No, you're tone deaf.
We're all right.
533
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,002
- Here's your birthday cake.
- Give him a hand!
534
00:18:43,036 --> 00:18:46,906
[cheers and applause]
535
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:50,976
First piece is for four-color.
He's famished.
536
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,128
Caiden, you want
to open this up?
537
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:54,380
- Yeah!
- That's for you, birthday kid.
538
00:18:54,414 --> 00:18:56,182
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
539
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,117
The hosting event
had to give a gift?
540
00:18:58,151 --> 00:19:00,653
Sure, it's his birthday.
You know, just, you know,
541
00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,254
- A little trinket from the store.
- You don't even know this kid.
542
00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:03,722
We have no personal
relationship.
543
00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:05,224
We're supposed to make money.
544
00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,193
They--we get the gift
of their money.
545
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:08,828
[laughter]
546
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,397
Oh!
547
00:19:11,431 --> 00:19:13,532
- [clapping]
- Nice.
548
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,601
- Yay!
- Yeah, he loves it!
549
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:18,070
Happy birthday, buddy.
550
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,889
You wouldn't think it
to look at us,
551
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,308
- That we could pull it off...
- Yeah.
552
00:19:22,342 --> 00:19:23,509
But you give us a task,
553
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:24,577
We can get it done.
554
00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:26,178
We may not make you money
at it.
555
00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:27,580
- [laughs]
- Come on.
556
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:28,781
Are you the only guy that
threw a kid's birthday party
557
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:31,250
- And lost money?
- We didn't lose money.
558
00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:33,352
We made pretty much what you
would take in an entire weekend
559
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:35,354
Selling books, about $350.
560
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,139
What? Are you insane?
[laughter]
561
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,791
You think the store can exist,
562
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:42,161
Subsist, on $350
over a weekend?
563
00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:43,529
Okay, it still,
it's a large chunk.
564
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:45,598
- And--we're--in--in--[sighs]
- What? [laughs]
565
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:48,467
Where--in what world
is $350 a large chunk?
566
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:49,535
It was a nibble.
567
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:51,137
[laughter]
568
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:59,278
- That wasn't so bad, was it?
- "Wasn't so bad"?
569
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:00,646
When you factor in everything
that was destroyed,
570
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,948
Do you think at--at best,
571
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:05,117
We didn't just break even
on this?
572
00:20:05,152 --> 00:20:07,086
Did you see how happy
that kid was when he left?
573
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,521
I gotta side with you, man.
574
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,222
If the currency is smiles,
575
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,624
You guys made
a million bucks today.
576
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:14,126
Right? The kids were happy.
577
00:20:14,161 --> 00:20:15,828
No. Never again.
578
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:18,164
- [laughs]
- [sighs]
579
00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:19,498
- Where are your ideas?
- How did it work?
580
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,600
Why are you guys always
status quo, status quo?
581
00:20:21,635 --> 00:20:24,937
Status quo makes money.
Your ideas don't.
582
00:20:24,971 --> 00:20:28,140
Status quo has kept
our shop alive for 15 years.
583
00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:29,742
But there's always
something better, though.
584
00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:30,976
There's always
something better.
585
00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,344
Well, then go find it, then.
586
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:33,479
I have been.
587
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:35,681
You know, get your [bleep]
and get out.
588
00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:38,150
[laughter]
589
00:20:38,185 --> 00:20:39,618
Oh.
590
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:40,836
Well, that's gonna wrap it up
591
00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,137
For another episode
of Comic Book Men.
592
00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:43,189
I'd like to thank my co-hosts
593
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:45,891
For illuminating me
on what goes on
594
00:20:45,926 --> 00:20:47,359
In my store
when I'm not around.
595
00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:49,261
Until next week,
I'm Kevin Smith.
596
00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:51,197
- Bryan Johnson.
- Walt Flanagan.
597
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:52,965
- Mike Zapcic.
- Ming Chen.
598
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:55,000
Don't forget to spay or neuter
599
00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:57,002
Your super pets
and wookies, kids.
600
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,038
Good night!