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So here's what you missed on Glee...
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Mr. Shue's in Washington,
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so now Finn's in charge of
the glee club, and they have
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to win Sectionals, which
is just a week away.
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Blaine cheated on Kurt, and
he's super broken up about it,
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and Kurt's the whole reason
Blaine came to McKinley,
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and now he's gone and
Blaine's all alone.
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Jake saw Ryder and Marley
kiss, and even though
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she's super skinny and super beautiful,
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Kitty's got Marley convinced
that she's gaining weight.
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The stage always adds
at least ten pounds.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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The Secret Society of Superheroes Club
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is now in session.
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It is the purpose of this
club to fight injustice,
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to right all that which is wrong,
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and to preserve truth, justice and peace
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in the halls of McKinley High.
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First order of business... roll call.
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Go.
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Asian Persuasion here.
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My superpower is being the
mistress of manipulation.
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(Ã la George W. Bush):
Blond Chameleon here.
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My superpower is I can
impersonate anybody.
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George W. Bush, heh.
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Tarantula Head here.
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My superpower is lashing
you with my dreads.
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(whip cracks)
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Sweet 'n' Spicy, here.
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My superpower is money.
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Second order of business...
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inducting new members into
our ever-swelling ranks.
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Candidates, come forth.
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Excited to be here, Blaine.
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First of all, there are no
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civilian identities in here, okay?
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I am Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger.
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And second of all, I really
hope you're not trying
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to pass yourself off as a
certain telepathic leader
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of a certain group of superhuman mutants
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because that would be
a copyright violation.
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Uh, I'm Dr. Y
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and my superpower is wheelies?
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Welcome, Dr. Y. Next.
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I'm Queen Bee and I
can sting like a bitch.
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(buzzes)
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Welcome, Queen Bee. Next.
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I'm the Human Brain.
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Welcome, Human Brain.
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(phone chimes)
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What's this?
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A text just came
through on my NightPhone.
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"Have you talked to Kurt?"
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I already told you,
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Asian Persuasion,
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this account is only supposed
to be for emergencies,
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and you cannot use your
powers of manipulation
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to coax me into getting
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back with my ex, so stop trying.
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What is it, Chai Tea?
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Emergency in the choir room.
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To the choir room.
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Someone took your Nationals trophy
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and left that laptop in its place.
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ARTIE: Who leaves a laptop?
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Someone rich,
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someone who wanted to send us a message.
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I got this.
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(distorted): Greetings, New Directions!
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You have been living as national
champions on borrowed time,
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and that ends now.
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We have your trophy.
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Soon we'll have your title
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as well.
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The great reckoning is at hand...
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Sectionals.
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Your move.
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(school bell ringing)
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So, are you jumping on
this superhero bandwagon?
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A club where you have to
wear full-body spandex?
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Not really my thing.
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Good, that means you'll be free
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to hang out Friday night... you and me.
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What do you say?
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Um... I...
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RYDER: Marley's got
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plans on Friday, dude.
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The football team's got an away game
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at Lawrence, and I asked her
if she'd come cheer us on.
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See, Jake, it's funny.
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Girls don't like it
when you make it seem
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like you're really into them
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and then totally blow them off.
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You know what, dude?
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I don't remember
asking for your opinion.
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Guys, don't do this. Whoa.
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Whoa, you're really intimidating.
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Let me ask you a question... what kind
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of a name is Ryder Lynn
anyway? 'Cause it sounds
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like your parents named
you after a cowgirl doll
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who comes with her own pony.
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Look, man, I don't want any trouble.
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I know you're a badass.
You want to know how I know
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you're such a badass? Because
you ride a Razor scooter.
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Nothing says "I'm a badass"
like a Razor scooter.
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Guys, please, don't do this.
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It... this is... this is stupid. Stop.
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Hey, hey, cut it out.
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Stop. Come on, stop, stop it.
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Stop. Cut it out. Come on.
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I persuade you to stop
fighting immediately.
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Freeze, bitches.
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FINN: Thanks, Becky,
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both you guys.
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Glee Club, 20 minutes.
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(school bell ringing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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(laughter)
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Okay, guys, sit down. We got
a lot of work to do today.
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(indistinct chatter)
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No, seriously, come
on, I mean it, sit down.
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Okay, so the first
order of business today
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is to welcome the newest
members to the glee club...
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Ryder and Kitty. (cheering and applause)
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Wait, don't we all get to
vote on her or something?
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Well, Tina, Kitty was
fantastic in Grease.
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In spite of my god-awful part.
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Besides, we're under the gun.
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We... we have to go
to Sectionals next week
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and we need 12 members to compete.
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Oh, well, then, just call Santana back
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from Kentucky again 'cause
apparently she's better
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than anyone who's
actually enrolled here.
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Look, Tina, not now.
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Uh, look, where was I?
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Sectionals, yes.
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Here's the game plan.
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Broke the marker.
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Where does Mr. Shue
keep the other markers?
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Uh...
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Screw it. Uh...
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The theme is "Foreigner."
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We're gonna sing songs by
Foreigner in foreign languages,
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wearing all the costumes
of the world's nations.
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Wait, seriously, that's your idea?
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Yeah.
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Kiki, what do you think?
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FEMALE VOICE: I think I'm
alive and you're the machine.
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BLAINE: Finn, times have changed.
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We're national champions
now, which means
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we have to exceed all
expectations, so if that's
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your best idea, I... I don't
think we stand a chance.
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Wait, where are you going?
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I'm going to get our trophy
back from the Warblers...
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the one you haven't
even noticed is missing.
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Crap, uh...
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So, who exactly are you supposed to be?
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I'm the Beiste Master.
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Blaine said
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I couldn't be faculty advisor
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unless I dressed up once a week,
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so I'm from the planet Testostergen,
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I can digest any known substance
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and cry at the drop of a hat,
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and, hey, I'm not kidding
about that last part.
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Last night I teared up
at an Activia commercial.
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(chuckles)
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This is just all so ridiculous.
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Oh, come on, pumpkin, this is fun.
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Yeah, it's no wonder superheroes
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are all the rage.
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Putting on a mask is
like getting up onstage.
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It gives you the freedom to be
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the person you secretly aspire to be,
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and if you ask me, the world
could use a few more heroes.
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(school bell ringing) So,
what's bugging you, kiddo?
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You seem blue.
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It was my first lesson
in Glee Club today,
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and it was a total disaster.
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What happened? I don't know.
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I mean, the lesson that I planned
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was awesome.
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I... I think it's just that the...
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the glee club doesn't
see me as an adult.
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(groans)
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God, is that what coffee tastes like?
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How do people drink that?
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I'm just spitballing here,
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but maybe you should
invest in a pair of tights.
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You know, Clark Kent was an awesome guy,
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but it was Superman
who inspired everyone.
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Be their hero, Finn.
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I'm just saying.
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(bell clanging)
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Sebastian.
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Of course it was you.
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No, it wasn't, I swear.
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I turned over a new leaf, remember?
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No more bullying, blackmail
or assault this year.
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That must be boring for you.
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Yeah, it is; Being nice sucks.
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He's waiting for you in the library.
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Who is?
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The guy you're here to see.
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Captain of the Warblers.
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I thought you were
captain of the Warblers.
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I knew they'd send you.
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Allow me to answer
the obvious questions.
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I'm Hunter Clarington, I am
the new captain of the Warblers,
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and I'm not even remotely bi-curious.
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How are you captain of
the Warblers when...?
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When you've never seen me before?
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Simple.
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Dalton just gave me a full scholarship
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to move here from Colorado Springs,
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where I led my military academy choir
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to a Regionals victory
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with presidential honors.
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Now I'm here to kick it up a
notch, and that starts with you.
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That's very intimidating.
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Where's the trophy, Hunter?
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(chuckles)
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Don't worry, it's safe.
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It was just bait after all.
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See, you're kind of
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a legend here.
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I like that.
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So here's my offer:
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Your little diversity club
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can have its Nationals trophy back
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when you rejoin the Warblers.
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And why would I ever leave McKinley?
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Why would you stay?
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I heard you only went
there to be with Kurt,
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right?
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In fact,
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I hear they even call
you Blaine Warbler.
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They know you don't belong there,
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so why don't you? SEBASTIAN: We all know
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the real Blaine, Blaine...
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ambitious, driven.
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You're a Dalton boy.
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Present the blazer.
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That's not going to work
on me. Then why be afraid
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to try it on?
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Here's the thing, Blaine.
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You know that Nationals
trophy was a fluke,
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just like you know we're
going to win at Sectionals.
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Now, I don't want to see
a Dalton legend like you
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sidelined in his senior year.
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I want you on the winning side,
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here with us.
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You know what goes great
with a new Dalton blazer?
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An impromptu song.
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What? No, no. Oh, come on,
one song for your old buddies.
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Guys, I didn't come here to sing a song.
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(vocalizing and whistling
Kelly Clarkson's "Dark Side")
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♪ Oh, oh-oh
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♪ Will you love, will
you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you love? ♪
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♪ Will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ There's a place
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♪ That I know
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♪ It's not pretty there
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♪ And few have ever gone
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♪ And if I show it to you now
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♪ Will it make you run away
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♪ Or will you stay?
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♪ Even if it hurts
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♪ Even if I try to push you out ♪
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♪ Will you return
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♪ And remind me who I really am? ♪
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♪ Please remind me who I really am ♪
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♪ Everybody's got a dark side
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♪ Do you love me?
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♪ Can you love mine?
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♪ Nobody's a picture perfect
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♪ But we're worth it, you
know that we're worth it ♪
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♪ Will you love me? ♪ Will you
love, will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Even with my dark side? ♪
Will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Will you love? ♪
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♪ Don't run away, don't run away ♪
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♪ Don't run away ♪
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♪ Just promise me you will stay
♪
♪ Promise me you will stay ♪
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♪ Promise me you will stay ♪
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♪ Promise me you will stay ♪
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♪ Will you love me
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♪ With my dark side?
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♪ Oh, whoa
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♪ Everybody's got a dark side
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♪ Do you love me?
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♪ Can you love mine?
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♪ Nobody's a picture perfect
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♪ But we're worth it, you
know that we're worth it ♪
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♪ Will you love me? ♪ Will you
love, will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Even with my dark side? ♪ Will you
love, will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Don't run away
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♪ Don't run away.
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SEBASTIAN: What'd I tell you?
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Flawless.
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Keep it.
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It's already yours.
303
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Don't you think it's time you
came back where you belong...
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Blaine Warbler?
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(school bell rings)
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Okay.
307
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Oh, dear God.
308
00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:37,993
So, I-I get it... my
first idea was pretty bad.
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Worse than funk. Worse
than "Night of Neglect."
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So... I decided to try
something new... "Dynamic..."
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Duets."
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This is gonna be a lot more fun,
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and it focuses on something
you guys actually like:
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Superheroes. MARLEY: Oh, so wait...
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are we all gonna have to wear costumes?
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ARTIE: And who exactly
are you supposed to be?
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The Bulge, who makes
gym socks disappear?
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BRITTANY: Please don't
melt us with your bulge.
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Well, I am... the almighty Treble Clef,
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Uniter of Glee Clubs.
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KITTY: Jesus is the only
real almighty superhero.
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Amen. Nobody asked you.
323
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Come on, guys,
324
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let's hear him out. Thanks.
325
00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:10,168
(Finn sighs)
326
00:13:10,186 --> 00:13:11,636
Look at the Avengers.
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Individually, they all
have amazing powers, but...
328
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as a team, they cannot be stopped.
329
00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:17,476
Right now, we're a bunch of individuals
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with great powers and talents,
but... we're not a team.
331
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Some of you even have
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mortal enemies in this very room,
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allowing the Dark Side
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to turn us against each other, when we
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should be focused on the Warblers.
336
00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:30,021
Nightbird is handling
the missing trophy.
337
00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,823
Great. Thank you, Nightbird.
338
00:13:31,857 --> 00:13:33,825
Jake will pair up with Ryder,
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Marley will join Kitty
to perform the duets.
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The rest of you,
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start preparing to fight
342
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an epic battle against the
forces of evil at Sectionals.
343
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(cheering, whooping)
344
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,204
That idea was slightly better.
345
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Still could be horrible.
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(fanfare plays)
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(school bell rings)
348
00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:53,878
Here's the only thing you
need to study. Isn't part
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of the assignment that we
have to pick a song together?
350
00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:57,516
The assignment is "Dynamic Duets."
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I took the liberty of choosing
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a song to show off my
vocal bombasity while
353
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at the same time highlighting
your mousy softness.
354
00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:04,439
Well, can we at least talk about
355
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,723
which superheroes we're gonna be?
356
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,492
You can talk all you want,
but I already decided.
357
00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:10,829
I'm Femme Fatale... 'cause in
French, that means: "Kill Women."
358
00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:11,997
No, it doesn't. Which is what
359
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:14,249
I'm going to do when we perform.
360
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:18,403
Okay.
361
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:20,038
Let's be honest, I don't like you,
362
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,573
you don't like me, and dressing up
363
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:23,542
in a cape and tights...
not gonna change that.
364
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:26,344
Fine. Don't do it, and get
booted out of Glee Club.
365
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,213
Mega Stud won't complain.
366
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,348
Hold-hold on. Did you seriously
367
00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,350
just call yourself "Mega Stud"?
368
00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:35,554
It's my alter ego. So your
superhero choice is to be me?
369
00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:38,423
There can be only one.
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♪
371
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♪ I am ♪ I am
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♪ I am Superman
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♪ And I know what's happening
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♪ I am ♪ I am
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♪ I am Superman
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♪ And I can
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♪ Do anything
378
00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:04,616
♪ You don't
379
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:07,085
♪ Really love that guy
380
00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:11,623
♪ You make it with, now, do you? ♪
381
00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:13,892
♪ I know you don't love
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00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:18,296
♪ That guy, 'cause I can
see right through you ♪
383
00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:21,132
I am ♪
♪ I am
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♪ I am Superman
385
00:15:23,302 --> 00:15:24,436
♪ And I know
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♪ What's happening
387
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:30,275
♪ I am ♪ I am
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00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:33,144
♪ I am Superman
389
00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:36,981
♪ And I can do anything
390
00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:38,867
Isn't MS a degenerative nerve disease?
391
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:41,319
I thought it was a girl's magazine.
392
00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:42,654
♪ If you
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♪ Go a million miles away
394
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:49,427
♪ I'll track you down, girl
395
00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:51,996
♪ Trust me when I say
396
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:54,132
♪ I know the pathway
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00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,851
♪ To your heart...
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00:15:58,337 --> 00:15:59,837
FINN: Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing! Hey!
399
00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:01,506
Stop it!
400
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:04,309
(screaming, shouting)
401
00:16:04,343 --> 00:16:05,176
Finn, do something!
402
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:08,346
FINN: Uh... Hey! Hey!
403
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:11,483
Hey, hey, what's wrong with you guys?
404
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:14,152
SAM: Full nelson, full nelson.
405
00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:16,187
You're not too tough now, are you?
406
00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,189
My goal was to bring you two together,
407
00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:20,125
not to have you dress up and...
408
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,993
karate-chop each other in the face!
409
00:16:22,027 --> 00:16:23,695
It was a lame exercise.
410
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,331
No, you know what's lame?
Not winning at Sectionals.
411
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:29,300
And if we don't get our act
together, we're gonna lose,
412
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:30,502
and then that's gonna be it.
413
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:32,036
I need you two to get along.
414
00:16:32,054 --> 00:16:34,139
I heard you, Finn, but
I don't like this guy.
415
00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:36,141
He's working his way through
every girl at this school,
416
00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:37,709
and I think Marley
deserves better. You have
417
00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:39,043
no idea what Marley wants,
418
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:40,311
or deserves. FINN: Enough!
419
00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:41,846
Okay? Enough. Clearly, you did not
420
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,214
take anything from my last assignment,
421
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:44,983
so I'm gonna give you a new one.
422
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:46,067
Will it also be lame?
423
00:16:46,102 --> 00:16:48,653
Ignoring you. It's a
"Kryptonite Lesson."
424
00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:50,155
You two think you hate each other.
425
00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:51,856
I think you don't understand each other.
426
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:53,324
So I want you to sit
427
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,560
in a room and tell each
other your deepest fears.
428
00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:56,728
Only by
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00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:57,895
admitting your weaknesses
430
00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,397
can you realize your strengths.
431
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:00,999
You sound like Yoda, dude.
432
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,900
Deal do we have?
433
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:07,405
(fanfare plays)
434
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,257
(school bell rings)
435
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:15,413
Hey. You got a minute? Yeah.
436
00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:17,716
Dude, I was just gonna
text you. How is Operation:
437
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,250
Rescue/Recovery going? Well, when
438
00:17:19,268 --> 00:17:21,186
I went back to Dalton, all those blazers
439
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,587
and singing with the Warblers again...
440
00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,423
Wait, wait, what, you
sang with the Warblers?
441
00:17:25,441 --> 00:17:27,859
It just sort of happened.
But they embraced me
442
00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:29,527
like I was a long-lost brother.
443
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:30,762
It was like
444
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,430
in X-Men 2, when
Pyro left the X-Men
445
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:33,565
to join Magneto's Brotherhood.
446
00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:35,533
It-it just felt right,
447
00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:37,118
like maybe...
448
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,904
...I belong with the Warblers. Dude,
449
00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:44,075
no, no, you belong here, with us, okay?
450
00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:45,943
Does this have to do with Kurt?
451
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,246
Everything in this
room reminds me of him.
452
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,548
We were... a dynamic duo in here.
453
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,450
Kurt was my anchor, Finn,
454
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:53,951
and now that he's gone, I just...
455
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,120
I feel like I'm floating.
456
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,722
And you, you need a team
457
00:17:57,757 --> 00:17:59,591
that's gonna gel. Yes. Absolutely.
458
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,893
We need a team with a lot of gel.
459
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:04,729
And... you're, like,
the biggest part of that.
460
00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:08,299
I'm sorry, Finn, but the
Warblers are my birthright...
461
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,235
and my destiny.
462
00:18:17,649 --> 00:18:21,221
(school bell rings)
463
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,340
I can't do a duet with you.
Because my singing voice
464
00:18:23,374 --> 00:18:24,975
is crystal-clear and
you sort of sound like
465
00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,394
you've got a snot bubble stuck
in the back of your throat?
466
00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:29,212
What? No.
467
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,880
I don't think that... that's
just what everyone's saying.
468
00:18:30,898 --> 00:18:33,900
Look... the reason I can't do the duet
469
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,718
is because of the costume.
470
00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:37,553
I can't wear a
head-to-toe body suit
471
00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:38,855
made out of clingy fabric.
472
00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:40,073
I'm too self-conscious.
473
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:41,557
I'm gonna ask you a question,
474
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,743
and I want you to answer me honestly.
475
00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:47,397
Are you still driving
the bus to Puketown?
476
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:48,915
What? You know.
477
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,584
Are you still giving yourself
478
00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:53,920
self-inflicted
barf-wounds to the uvula?
479
00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:55,589
I've done it every day this week.
480
00:18:55,623 --> 00:18:57,540
You know, you and I are a lot alike.
481
00:18:57,574 --> 00:19:00,543
I think that's why I was so
mean to you when we first met.
482
00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:02,762
I've had body-image issues,
too, but my good friends,
483
00:19:02,797 --> 00:19:05,098
the finger sisters, Pointy and Birdie,
484
00:19:05,132 --> 00:19:08,268
helped me keep the trim
figure I retain to this day.
485
00:19:08,302 --> 00:19:09,936
Sweetie...
486
00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:12,055
you have to trust me
on this... we'll try on
487
00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:13,940
our costumes, and I
swear, if you look fat
488
00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:15,275
even a little bit, I'll be honest,
489
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,776
and we'll cancel the performance, okay?
490
00:19:16,811 --> 00:19:18,928
Okay.
491
00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:21,398
Promise? Promise.
492
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,121
(fanfare plays)
493
00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:33,443
When Gotham is ashes, then
you have my permission to die.
494
00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,295
Good to know, Bane. Is that a jockstrap?
495
00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:37,130
Let the games begin!
496
00:19:43,838 --> 00:19:46,622
What's this? What Finn
wanted us to talk about.
497
00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:48,975
My Kryptonite.
498
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:52,595
Don't just hand me some
lame note... be a man,
499
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,964
tell me
face-to-face.
500
00:19:54,982 --> 00:19:58,435
My whole life, I've
never felt like I fit in.
501
00:19:58,469 --> 00:20:00,136
Not anywhere.
502
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:01,304
Why?
503
00:20:01,322 --> 00:20:03,473
I'm half white, half black, half Jewish.
504
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:04,607
And just in case
505
00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:05,775
I forget...
506
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,161
someone always reminds me.
507
00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:10,646
Brah, I got a really good black joke,
508
00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:13,166
and since you're half
black, you can half listen.
509
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,668
(laughing)
510
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:17,170
Hey! Baruch Obamastein!
511
00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:19,506
What are you exactly? You a Oreo,
512
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,175
or a lightly toasted cracker?
513
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:23,510
Shalom!
514
00:20:23,544 --> 00:20:25,879
So, what's your Kryptonite?
515
00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:29,332
You know what, forget it.
516
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,851
This whole thing was stupid.
517
00:20:31,886 --> 00:20:33,970
JAKE: Dude, you just told me to be
518
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,805
a man, so are you gonna be a man,
519
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:38,174
or are you just gonna walk away?
520
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,812
I made you tell me what your note said,
521
00:20:42,846 --> 00:20:45,014
'cause I couldn't read it.
522
00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:50,870
(school bell rings)
523
00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:54,053
Meow. Well, I don't know
about you, but this kitty cat's
524
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,888
feeling so much yummier now that she's
525
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,275
slipped into her tightest
outfit as Femme Fatale.
526
00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:01,260
I'm waiting.
527
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,696
MARLEY: I can't. I look ridiculous.
528
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,482
I'm sure that's not true.
Come on, I won't judge.
529
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,121
Uncross your arms.
530
00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:15,941
I don't get it. What's WF?
It's supposed to be Wallflower.
531
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,543
Wallflower? Your alter ego's
532
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,628
supposed to reflect how you
feel about yourself, right?
533
00:21:19,663 --> 00:21:20,779
When I looked in the mirror,
534
00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:22,131
this is what I saw.
535
00:21:22,165 --> 00:21:23,966
Well, get over here, so Femme Fatale
536
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,784
can tell you what she sees.
537
00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,619
Stand up straight. Shoulders back.
538
00:21:27,637 --> 00:21:29,722
You look
H-O-T-T, hot.
539
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,290
I do? Now,
540
00:21:31,308 --> 00:21:32,975
your clothes... your
mom made this, right,
541
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:34,793
like she does most of your stuff?
542
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:36,479
Uh-huh. Well, bless her clogged,
543
00:21:36,513 --> 00:21:38,898
overworked heart, but from now
on, I'm buying your clothes,
544
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:41,066
and they're gonna show
off your bitchin' bod.
545
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,485
But first things first.
546
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:45,470
Marley Rose, you are Wallflower no more.
547
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:46,805
You are Woman Fierce,
548
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:50,409
and we are going to kill this song.
549
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,144
(laughs)
550
00:21:52,162 --> 00:21:54,479
(Bonnie Tyler's "Holding
Out for a Hero" begins)
551
00:21:58,034 --> 00:22:01,170
♪ Where have all
the good men gone? ♪
552
00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:03,822
♪ And where are all the gods?
553
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,842
♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules ♪
554
00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:11,180
♪ To fight the rising odds?
555
00:22:11,214 --> 00:22:13,665
♪ Isn't there a white knight
556
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,852
♪ Upon a fiery steed?
557
00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:19,855
♪ Late at night I toss and I turn ♪
558
00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:23,025
♪ And I dream of what I need
559
00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:25,361
♪ I need a hero
560
00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:29,949
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night ♪
561
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,851
♪ He's got to be strong
and he's got to be fast ♪
562
00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:35,520
♪ And he's got to be
fresh from the fight ♪
563
00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:38,023
♪ I need a hero
564
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:42,361
♪ I'm holding out for a
hero till the morning light ♪
565
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:45,030
♪ He's got to be sure
and it's got to be soon ♪
566
00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:48,533
♪ And he's got to
be larger than life ♪
567
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,555
♪ I need a hero
568
00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:56,875
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night ♪
569
00:22:56,893 --> 00:23:00,479
♪ Up where the mountains
meet the heavens above ♪
570
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,065
♪ Up where the lightning
splits the sea ♪
571
00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:08,153
♪ I can feel his approach
like a fire in my blood ♪
572
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:10,489
♪ Like a fire in my blood ♪
573
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,892
♪ Like a fire in my blood,
like a fire in my blood ♪
574
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:16,579
♪ Like a fire in my blood ♪
575
00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:20,366
♪ Oh, I need a hero
576
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,568
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night ♪
577
00:23:23,587 --> 00:23:26,589
♪ He's got to be strong
and he's got to be fast ♪
578
00:23:26,623 --> 00:23:30,509
♪ And he's got to be
fresh from the fight ♪
579
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,411
♪ I need a hero.
580
00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:34,296
(cheering)
581
00:23:38,635 --> 00:23:40,102
FINN: That was incredible.
582
00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:41,937
You worked so well together.
583
00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:43,939
Teamwork! Yeah!
584
00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:46,225
You guys, I don't smell
raspberry hair gel.
585
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,943
Does anybody know
where Blaine Warbler is?
586
00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,429
Uh, well, as some of
you guys might know,
587
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:52,064
uh, recently, Blaine has been
588
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,565
going through a bit of a rough time...
589
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,934
Oh, boo-hoo. Get over it.
It's like a bad Lifetime movie.
590
00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:59,788
...and he's decided to finish
the rest of his senior year
591
00:23:59,823 --> 00:24:01,440
at Dalton Academy.
592
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,962
He's been taken by the Dark Side.
593
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,783
(school bell ringing)
594
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:14,254
Finn?
595
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:17,217
There's something I need
to tell you about Ryder.
596
00:24:18,737 --> 00:24:21,415
(school bell ringing)
597
00:24:25,842 --> 00:24:27,676
What's going on here?
598
00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:28,811
I'm Mrs. Penkala.
599
00:24:28,845 --> 00:24:31,146
I'm the district special
education director.
600
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,365
And Finn brought you here
so I can help you, Ryder.
601
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,350
I don't need any help.
602
00:24:35,368 --> 00:24:37,953
I've made it this far on my own.
603
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:39,655
Jake should've kept his mouth shut.
604
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:42,625
Dude, just-just relax, okay?
605
00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:45,044
Don't you want to figure
out why you keep studying
606
00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:46,545
but you don't do any better?
607
00:24:46,579 --> 00:24:48,580
Just have a seat.
608
00:24:54,254 --> 00:24:56,221
Well, I read your file.
609
00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:57,890
And you'd be surprised how often
610
00:24:57,924 --> 00:25:00,709
bright kids like you who
are struggling don't have
611
00:25:00,727 --> 00:25:01,894
any testing done.
612
00:25:01,928 --> 00:25:03,429
Even with conscientious parents.
613
00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:06,398
Don't be nervous.
614
00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:08,183
The great thing about this test is
615
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,235
there are no right or wrong answers.
616
00:25:10,270 --> 00:25:13,155
I want you to say the
numbers in numerical order
617
00:25:13,189 --> 00:25:14,890
and the letters in alphabetical order.
618
00:25:14,908 --> 00:25:16,742
Nine, one, T.
619
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:19,394
Seven, two, F, K.
620
00:25:20,947 --> 00:25:22,748
Father.
621
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:25,584
Minute.
622
00:25:25,618 --> 00:25:27,369
Pretty.
623
00:25:27,403 --> 00:25:29,088
(timer ticking)
624
00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:30,906
School.
625
00:25:30,924 --> 00:25:32,708
Then.
626
00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,877
Flowers.
627
00:25:34,911 --> 00:25:36,745
I don't know what that says.
628
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,080
Try sounding it out.
629
00:25:38,098 --> 00:25:39,465
I can't.
630
00:25:40,967 --> 00:25:42,968
Fly.
631
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:51,944
I-I can't read that.
632
00:25:54,147 --> 00:25:56,815
Uh, brown.
633
00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:58,951
Is that even a word?
634
00:25:58,985 --> 00:26:02,454
(timer continues ticking)
635
00:26:02,489 --> 00:26:03,789
(bell dings)
636
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,791
Time's up.
637
00:26:08,661 --> 00:26:11,613
I don't know why this
stuff is so hard for me.
638
00:26:11,631 --> 00:26:13,632
Am I stupid? No.
639
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,117
You're actually very smart.
640
00:26:15,135 --> 00:26:18,003
(school bell ringing)
641
00:26:22,509 --> 00:26:25,127
It's not a brain tumor, is it? No.
642
00:26:26,479 --> 00:26:28,514
Uh, I'm dyslexic.
643
00:26:29,682 --> 00:26:32,801
You know, do you know what it's like
644
00:26:32,819 --> 00:26:34,636
to have a real secret identity?
645
00:26:34,654 --> 00:26:37,656
Not like Clark Kent or Peter Parker,
646
00:26:37,690 --> 00:26:41,326
but to know inside you're not
who everyone thinks you are.
647
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:47,315
My whole life, it's been, "Ryder
just needs to apply himself."
648
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,118
"Ryder's smart; he just
needs to work harder,
649
00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:52,154
focus, get it together, man up."
650
00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:58,010
But inside, man, I knew
they were all wrong.
651
00:26:58,044 --> 00:27:00,345
It didn't matter how hard I focused
652
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,514
or how hard I worked; I was stupid.
653
00:27:02,549 --> 00:27:05,884
And if anyone ever found that
out, if they knew the real me...
654
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:13,508
I was... I was sure it
would've killed my parents.
655
00:27:13,526 --> 00:27:15,444
Man, and my dad's a freaking PhD.
656
00:27:15,478 --> 00:27:18,113
How is he gonna feel about
having an idiot for a son?
657
00:27:18,148 --> 00:27:19,698
I'm sure your dad loves
you no matter what.
658
00:27:19,732 --> 00:27:23,702
Dude, you learn to read when you're six.
659
00:27:23,736 --> 00:27:25,788
When you're six; That's first grade.
660
00:27:25,822 --> 00:27:27,355
Then they separate
you into these levels.
661
00:27:27,373 --> 00:27:29,291
They don't tell you
that's what they're doing,
662
00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:31,026
but everyone knows
who's in the smart group
663
00:27:31,044 --> 00:27:33,045
and who's in the dumb one.
664
00:27:35,331 --> 00:27:36,698
You think a
six-year-old knows
665
00:27:36,716 --> 00:27:39,718
his dad's gonna love him no matter what?
666
00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:45,340
I've been carrying...
667
00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:46,809
I've been carrying this secret around
668
00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:48,343
my whole life, man, all this time.
669
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:51,680
Now you can put it down.
670
00:27:51,714 --> 00:27:53,182
Okay?
671
00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:56,351
'Cause the only secret
is that your brain works
672
00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:58,403
a little differently than
everyone else's, that's it.
673
00:27:58,438 --> 00:28:00,239
Okay?
674
00:28:00,273 --> 00:28:01,740
They're gonna start
675
00:28:01,774 --> 00:28:04,359
an individualized
education program for me.
676
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:06,078
I'll start working
with a special teacher
677
00:28:06,112 --> 00:28:08,113
every day next week.
678
00:28:11,584 --> 00:28:12,835
Yeah, thank you.
679
00:28:12,869 --> 00:28:14,870
Thank you for helping me, Finn.
680
00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:16,205
I owe you.
681
00:28:16,239 --> 00:28:19,241
Actually, you owe Jake.
682
00:28:23,474 --> 00:28:25,399
(school bell ringing)
683
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:27,001
Hey, Mrs. Rose.
684
00:28:27,035 --> 00:28:28,536
Hey.
685
00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:30,237
There is something different about you.
686
00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:31,783
Is that a new hairnet?
687
00:28:31,817 --> 00:28:34,419
(laughing): No, it's the same one.
688
00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:38,156
You know, tell you the truth,
I did lose a little weight.
689
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,457
Six pounds this month.
690
00:28:39,491 --> 00:28:41,826
Well, I knew it was something.
691
00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,161
You look great.
692
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,596
Thanks, Jake.
693
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:46,464
Oh.
694
00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,833
Marley would kill me
for telling you this,
695
00:28:48,851 --> 00:28:51,303
but she talks about you all the time.
696
00:28:51,337 --> 00:28:55,106
You know, I had my chance...
697
00:28:55,141 --> 00:28:56,775
and I blew it.
698
00:28:56,809 --> 00:28:58,777
Well, it's never too late
to change. Look at me.
699
00:28:58,811 --> 00:29:00,111
BOBBY: Hey, Dump Truck,
700
00:29:00,146 --> 00:29:01,112
get back to work.
701
00:29:01,147 --> 00:29:03,014
What did you say to her?
702
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,900
I believe he called her a broken-down,
703
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:07,452
ten-ton crap-filled
dump truck.
704
00:29:08,321 --> 00:29:09,404
Oh, and your new name
705
00:29:09,455 --> 00:29:12,073
is officially Kosher Cappuccino.
706
00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:13,491
(laughs)
707
00:29:13,525 --> 00:29:15,860
You make this so easy when
there's only two of you.
708
00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,163
Why don't you count again, sweetheart.
709
00:29:18,197 --> 00:29:19,331
It's payback time.
710
00:29:19,365 --> 00:29:20,465
RYDER: Hey!
711
00:29:22,551 --> 00:29:23,635
Jake's my boy.
712
00:29:23,669 --> 00:29:24,803
From now on, you mess with him,
713
00:29:24,837 --> 00:29:26,004
you mess with me.
714
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,373
And me.
715
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,392
And me. And me, too.
716
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,148
Whatever.
717
00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:38,683
Better stuff to do anyway.
718
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:45,940
What'd you do that for?
719
00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:48,559
You had my back.
720
00:29:49,528 --> 00:29:50,662
Now I've got yours.
721
00:30:04,877 --> 00:30:07,679
Excuse me. Uh, which superhero
are you supposed to be?
722
00:30:07,713 --> 00:30:08,797
Kidding me? I'm the Puckerman!
723
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:09,881
Can we take photo, please?
724
00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:10,915
That'll be ten bucks.
725
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,050
For 20, I'll clean your pool,
726
00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,685
and if you give me 100, I'll give you
727
00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:15,353
the greatest night of your life.
728
00:30:15,388 --> 00:30:16,754
(both speaking French)
729
00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:18,807
Un, deux, trois.
730
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:19,808
(camera clicks)
731
00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,643
Voila! Merci.
732
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:22,644
Merci, suckers.
733
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,145
Au revoir. All right.
734
00:30:24,196 --> 00:30:25,697
(cell phone vibrating)
735
00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:29,984
What's up, half bro with the afro?
736
00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,403
Hey, man.
737
00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,271
Uh, where are you?
It sounds really loud.
738
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,540
I'm just making some scratch
out on Hollywood Boulevard,
739
00:30:35,574 --> 00:30:38,376
aka the enormous skid mark Los
Angeles found in its undies.
740
00:30:38,411 --> 00:30:40,278
What's going on? I need
some brotherly advice.
741
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:41,546
I'm all ears.
742
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:43,415
Okay, what are you supposed
to do when you really
743
00:30:43,449 --> 00:30:44,716
like a girl, but you
didn't know it at first,
744
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:45,884
then you sort of blew
your shot with her,
745
00:30:45,918 --> 00:30:48,086
and now this other
dude's really into her
746
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,921
who you used to think was a total poser,
747
00:30:49,955 --> 00:30:51,673
but turns out he's
actually a really cool guy
748
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,958
who totally has your back,
and you know you'll be
749
00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:56,627
a world-class D-bag if you jump
in now and try to break them up?
750
00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:57,729
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up.
751
00:30:57,763 --> 00:30:59,647
Question: is she hot?
752
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,068
Yeah.
753
00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:05,470
Uh, dude, you could say that.
754
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:06,804
Got it. All right, well, listen up.
755
00:31:06,822 --> 00:31:08,639
Play it cool.
756
00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:09,891
Unlike the rest of those Lima losers,
757
00:31:09,925 --> 00:31:12,026
you have superior Puckerman testosterone
758
00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:13,745
that's pumping those
hallways full of premium.
759
00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:15,146
Puckerman-brand pheromones.
760
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,481
Just let her catch a whiff.
761
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,283
Then you can sit back and play nice.
762
00:31:18,317 --> 00:31:19,650
And in a couple weeks,
763
00:31:19,668 --> 00:31:21,369
I guarantee she'll be begging for it.
764
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:23,321
You really think that's gonna work?
765
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,039
Trust me. That's how
I bagged Teri Hatcher.
766
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:26,657
Let me tell you, she's not complaining.
767
00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:28,126
Listen, man, I got to go.
768
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,044
Homeless guy just threw up
on Barbra Streisand's star.
769
00:31:30,095 --> 00:31:31,045
I got to snap a pic.
770
00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:32,630
But remember my advice:
771
00:31:32,664 --> 00:31:33,431
Don't be a dick...
772
00:31:33,466 --> 00:31:34,832
But don't give up.
773
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:35,850
Thanks, bro.
774
00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:42,474
(school bell ringing)
775
00:31:47,696 --> 00:31:49,847
Dude, this is part of
some master plan, right?
776
00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,349
You're going back to the
Warblers to gather intel for us
777
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:52,450
so we can kick their ass at Sectionals.
778
00:31:52,485 --> 00:31:53,451
Sam, don't.
779
00:31:53,486 --> 00:31:54,619
I feel awful enough as it is.
780
00:31:54,653 --> 00:31:55,820
Stop, okay? You've
been beating yourself up
781
00:31:55,854 --> 00:31:57,655
for, like, weeks since
you and Kurt broke up.
782
00:31:57,689 --> 00:31:59,123
But going back to Dalton?
783
00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:01,125
You told Finn it was 'cause
you feel more at home there.
784
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,527
If you ask me, it's just
another way to punish yourself.
785
00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:05,630
And for what? What did you do, exactly?
786
00:32:05,664 --> 00:32:07,665
(panting)
787
00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:15,540
You okay?
788
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,875
No.
789
00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:22,046
Is it because I don't look at
all like my profile picture?
790
00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:24,849
I'm sorry, I-I have to go.
791
00:32:24,883 --> 00:32:28,186
It was a guy that
friended me on Facebook.
792
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:31,206
I went over to his place
793
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,775
because it felt like Kurt
was moving on with his life
794
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:36,027
and I wasn't a part of it.
795
00:32:36,061 --> 00:32:39,364
And I got to thinking that maybe
796
00:32:39,398 --> 00:32:41,165
Kurt and I weren't meant for each other.
797
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,534
That we weren't supposed to spend
798
00:32:42,568 --> 00:32:43,868
the rest of our lives together.
799
00:32:43,902 --> 00:32:47,238
But the horrible thing is,
800
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,257
right after I did it...
801
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:55,079
...I knew that we were.
802
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:56,681
Dude, you got to tell Kurt that.
803
00:32:56,715 --> 00:32:57,748
What, you think I haven't told him that?
804
00:32:57,766 --> 00:32:58,749
You think I haven't tried?
805
00:32:58,767 --> 00:32:59,968
Calm down. It's okay.
806
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,419
No, it's not okay, Sam,
807
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,972
'cause I cheated on the one person
808
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,190
that I love more than
anything in this world.
809
00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:08,560
I hurt him, so of course
he's not gonna trust me.
810
00:33:08,594 --> 00:33:09,760
He's never gonna forgive me.
811
00:33:09,778 --> 00:33:11,596
Even if he doesn't, you
got to forgive yourself.
812
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,931
You got to stop...
813
00:33:13,949 --> 00:33:16,901
What's-what's the word when
you make someone into a villain?
814
00:33:16,935 --> 00:33:18,269
Uh...
815
00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,104
Villainize?
816
00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:21,772
Yeah, you got to stop
villainizing yourself.
817
00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,042
Yeah, you hurt Kurt; That wasn't cool.
818
00:33:24,076 --> 00:33:26,377
So you're trying to make it right.
819
00:33:26,412 --> 00:33:29,614
But exiling yourself to
Dalton won't fix anything.
820
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:33,951
I just want to stop feeling like
821
00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:35,553
I'm a bad person.
822
00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:36,721
You're not.
823
00:33:36,755 --> 00:33:37,922
You're one of the good guys.
824
00:33:37,956 --> 00:33:40,291
And I got a whole glee
club that agrees with me.
825
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:41,676
Give me a day.
826
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:44,062
One day before you pack it all up.
827
00:33:44,096 --> 00:33:47,798
One day... to be the
hero we all know you are.
828
00:33:47,816 --> 00:33:50,468
And then, you know, you can...
829
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,654
decide where you really belong.
830
00:33:56,775 --> 00:33:59,777
(David Bowie's "Heroes" begins)
831
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:07,485
♪ I
832
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:10,622
♪ I wish I could swim
833
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:16,160
♪ Like the dolphins
834
00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:19,297
♪ Like dolphins can swim
835
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,935
♪ Though nothing
836
00:34:23,969 --> 00:34:29,340
♪ Nothing will keep us together ♪
837
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:33,144
♪ We can beat them
838
00:34:33,178 --> 00:34:38,066
♪ Forever and ever
839
00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:41,986
♪ Oh, we can be heroes
840
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:45,456
♪ Just for one day
841
00:34:47,025 --> 00:34:49,293
♪
842
00:34:56,034 --> 00:34:59,420
♪ I
843
00:34:59,471 --> 00:35:01,723
♪ I will be king
844
00:35:03,842 --> 00:35:06,511
♪ And you
845
00:35:07,546 --> 00:35:10,014
♪ You will be queen
846
00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:16,387
♪ Though nothing
847
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:18,523
♪ Will drive them away
848
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,410
♪ We can be heroes
849
00:35:24,563 --> 00:35:27,231
♪ Forever and ever
850
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:31,252
♪ Then we can be heroes
851
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:35,757
♪ Just for one day
852
00:35:58,947 --> 00:36:01,098
♪ We can be heroes
853
00:36:07,289 --> 00:36:11,609
♪ We can be heroes
854
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:14,212
♪ Just for one day.
855
00:36:21,386 --> 00:36:22,754
Well?
856
00:36:22,788 --> 00:36:23,755
What's your decision?
857
00:36:23,789 --> 00:36:25,506
(sighs)
858
00:36:25,557 --> 00:36:27,925
One last mission first.
859
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,179
You in?
860
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,263
(fanfare plays)
861
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,807
(birds chirping)
862
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,827
(jazzy superhero music playing)
863
00:36:58,256 --> 00:37:00,007
(school bell rings)
864
00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:01,375
Hey.
865
00:37:02,427 --> 00:37:04,244
Listen, I hate to do this, but...
866
00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:05,963
I have to reschedule our date on Friday.
867
00:37:06,014 --> 00:37:07,581
What?
868
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:08,916
Wh-Why?
869
00:37:08,934 --> 00:37:09,884
I have to study.
870
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,971
(clears throat) And, uh...
871
00:37:14,022 --> 00:37:16,390
I have my first appointment
with a dyslexia specialist
872
00:37:16,424 --> 00:37:18,976
on Saturday, and he's, like,
the best in Ohio, so he could
873
00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:20,311
only squeeze me in at 7:00 a.m.,
874
00:37:20,362 --> 00:37:22,096
which means I have to go
straight home after the game.
875
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,598
Well...
876
00:37:24,616 --> 00:37:26,567
I was really looking
forward to hanging out.
877
00:37:26,601 --> 00:37:28,152
Me, too. I-I just...
878
00:37:28,203 --> 00:37:30,037
It's really important.
879
00:37:30,072 --> 00:37:31,772
I want this to be the first semester
880
00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:33,941
I hand my mom a report
card with an "A" on it.
881
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,943
How about next Friday?
882
00:37:35,961 --> 00:37:36,994
Can we go out then?
883
00:37:37,045 --> 00:37:38,946
Sure.
884
00:37:38,964 --> 00:37:41,132
Awesome. Thanks.
885
00:37:42,751 --> 00:37:45,119
Ouch. That sounded like
the beginning of the end.
886
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:47,788
What do you mean? "I can't go
out because I have to study"?
887
00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:51,458
Sounded an awful lot like
"I'm not that into you." Well,
888
00:37:51,476 --> 00:37:53,127
he has to get up early to see a doctor.
889
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,461
Is that what it is? Or is it
890
00:37:54,479 --> 00:37:55,963
maybe all the yogurt-covered raisins?
891
00:37:55,981 --> 00:37:57,631
Don't listen to what
everybody else is saying...
892
00:37:57,649 --> 00:37:58,933
I don't think you look bloated at all.
893
00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:00,467
But if you want to win his attention,
894
00:38:00,485 --> 00:38:02,269
you should really hit the elliptical.
895
00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:03,471
Stat.
896
00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:06,306
You know what?
897
00:38:06,324 --> 00:38:07,625
The old Marley would have sat home alone
898
00:38:07,659 --> 00:38:09,527
on a Friday night, but the new
899
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:13,114
superheroine Marley's
not gonna wait around.
900
00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:19,153
Hi.
901
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,487
What are you doing Friday night?
902
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:22,456
Uh...
903
00:38:22,490 --> 00:38:23,958
going on a date with you.
904
00:38:23,992 --> 00:38:25,509
Good.
905
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,597
(sighs)
906
00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:35,136
SAM: Guys, it was epic.
907
00:38:35,170 --> 00:38:36,336
Dalton was like Death Star
908
00:38:36,354 --> 00:38:38,472
meets Mordor meets Temple of Doom.
909
00:38:38,506 --> 00:38:40,841
I mean, I might be
exaggerating, but probably not.
910
00:38:40,859 --> 00:38:42,643
I owe all of you an apology
911
00:38:42,677 --> 00:38:44,645
for ever doubting McKinley's my home.
912
00:38:44,679 --> 00:38:46,013
You guys are my home.
913
00:38:46,031 --> 00:38:47,681
We've got a real fight ahead of us
914
00:38:47,699 --> 00:38:48,983
with the Warblers at Sectionals,
915
00:38:49,017 --> 00:38:50,651
but I am not worried at all.
916
00:38:50,685 --> 00:38:51,852
Because we've got the team,
917
00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,154
we've got the talent, and...
918
00:38:53,188 --> 00:38:54,521
we have,
919
00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:55,856
most importantly,
920
00:38:55,874 --> 00:38:58,159
the leader.
921
00:38:58,193 --> 00:38:59,359
(cheers and applause)
922
00:38:59,377 --> 00:39:01,045
Thank you.
923
00:39:03,364 --> 00:39:05,166
That's you, Finn!
924
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,533
Go put that in the case.
925
00:39:07,886 --> 00:39:09,003
I love you, Finn!
926
00:39:12,390 --> 00:39:13,641
All right, all right,
927
00:39:13,675 --> 00:39:15,042
all right, all right, all right.
928
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,760
Let's start with some warm-ups,
929
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,679
and then we can... Uh, Finn,
wait. Can I say something?
930
00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:22,516
This is for you, from all of us.
931
00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:24,384
ARTIE: It's a superhero utility belt
932
00:39:24,402 --> 00:39:25,886
cleverly disguised as a fanny pack.
933
00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,771
There's some stuff in there
we thought you could use.
934
00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:30,390
Ah, cool, uh...
935
00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,410
Magic markers. I could never find these.
936
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,397
Antacid. (chuckles)
937
00:39:37,415 --> 00:39:39,116
In case you get the show choir squirts.
938
00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:41,085
Thanks.
939
00:39:46,091 --> 00:39:47,741
BRITTANY: That's from me.
940
00:39:47,759 --> 00:39:49,409
You're welcome.
941
00:39:53,414 --> 00:39:54,581
BLAINE: That's to always remind you
942
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:56,750
that you're the almighty Treble Clef,
943
00:39:56,768 --> 00:39:58,252
the Uniter of Glee Clubs.
944
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,271
And the Uniter of Friends.
945
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,307
Wow.
946
00:40:03,358 --> 00:40:05,259
Uh... I don't know what to say.
947
00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:07,728
I'll never let you down.
948
00:40:07,762 --> 00:40:09,263
I promise.
949
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:10,731
Okay, come on, huddle up.
950
00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:11,732
All right, let's huddle up.
951
00:40:11,766 --> 00:40:13,567
(Brittany squeals)
952
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:18,572
Next week at Sectionals,
953
00:40:18,606 --> 00:40:21,608
we are gonna kick some
Warblers' sorry asses. Yes.
954
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:24,111
And then it's Regionals,
and then it's Nationals,
955
00:40:24,129 --> 00:40:25,579
and then this year is gonna go down
956
00:40:25,613 --> 00:40:27,214
in the McKinley High record books
957
00:40:27,249 --> 00:40:30,417
as the greatest year the New
Directions! Has ever seen.
958
00:40:30,451 --> 00:40:32,169
Onwards and upwards!
959
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,454
ALL: Amazing!
960
00:40:34,472 --> 00:40:39,459
♪ Some nights I stay up
cashing in my bad luck ♪
961
00:40:39,477 --> 00:40:42,629
♪ Some nights I call it a draw ♪
962
00:40:42,647 --> 00:40:47,467
♪ Some nights I wish that my
lips could build a castle ♪
963
00:40:47,485 --> 00:40:51,138
♪ Some nights I wish
they'd just fall off ♪
964
00:40:51,156 --> 00:40:56,193
♪ But I still wake up,
I still see your ghost ♪
965
00:40:56,244 --> 00:40:59,780
♪ Oh, Lord, I'm still not
sure what I stand for ♪
966
00:40:59,814 --> 00:41:03,483
♪ Oh, what do I stand
for? ♪ Oh, oh ♪
967
00:41:03,501 --> 00:41:05,286
♪ What do I stand for?
968
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,872
♪ Most nights I don't know
969
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:13,493
♪ Anymore ♪ Oh, whoa ♪
970
00:41:13,511 --> 00:41:17,264
♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪
971
00:41:18,683 --> 00:41:21,385
♪ This is it, boys, this is war ♪
972
00:41:21,436 --> 00:41:24,054
♪ What are we waiting for?
973
00:41:24,105 --> 00:41:27,674
♪ Why don't we break
the rules already? ♪
974
00:41:27,692 --> 00:41:30,477
♪ I was never one
to believe the hype ♪
975
00:41:30,511 --> 00:41:32,846
♪ Save that for the black
and white, try twice as hard ♪
976
00:41:32,864 --> 00:41:34,181
♪ And I'm half as liked
977
00:41:34,199 --> 00:41:35,983
♪ But here they come
again to jack my style ♪
978
00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:38,018
♪ That's all right
♪ That's all right
979
00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:40,921
♪ I found a martyr
in my bed tonight ♪
980
00:41:40,939 --> 00:41:43,757
♪ Stops my bone
from wondering just ♪
981
00:41:43,775 --> 00:41:46,977
♪ Who I, who I am
982
00:41:47,028 --> 00:41:49,596
♪ Oh, who am I?
983
00:41:49,614 --> 00:41:50,931
♪ Mmm
984
00:41:50,949 --> 00:41:52,866
MARLEY: ♪ Who am I?
985
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,368
♪ Who am I? ♪ Well
986
00:41:54,402 --> 00:41:57,871
♪ Some nights I wish
that this all would end ♪
987
00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:02,710
♪ 'Cause I could use some
friends for a change ♪
988
00:42:02,744 --> 00:42:07,114
♪ And some nights I'm scared
you'll forget me again ♪
989
00:42:07,132 --> 00:42:11,118
♪ Some nights I always
win, I always win ♪
990
00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:13,887
♪ But I still wake up
991
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:18,058
♪ I still see your ghost,
oh, Lord, I'm still not sure ♪
992
00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:21,478
♪ What I stand for, oh ♪ Oh ♪
993
00:42:21,513 --> 00:42:23,397
♪ What do I stand for? ♪ Oh ♪
994
00:42:23,431 --> 00:42:25,132
♪ What do I stand for?
995
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:29,136
♪ Most nights I don't know
996
00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:30,303
♪ Oh, come on
997
00:42:30,322 --> 00:42:31,805
JOE: So, this is it?
998
00:42:31,823 --> 00:42:33,741
I sold my soul for this?
999
00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:36,643
Washed my hands of that for this?
1000
00:42:36,661 --> 00:42:38,579
I miss my mom and dad for this?
1001
00:42:38,613 --> 00:42:43,417
♪ So, come on ♪ Oh, come on
1002
00:42:43,451 --> 00:42:45,652
♪ Come on
1003
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:48,822
♪ Oh, come on!
1004
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,594
♪ Oh, oh, whoa, oh, whoa
♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, ooh
1005
00:42:53,628 --> 00:42:57,598
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah
1006
00:42:57,632 --> 00:42:59,600
♪ The other night
you wouldn't believe ♪
1007
00:42:59,634 --> 00:43:01,852
♪ The dream I just
had about you and me ♪
1008
00:43:01,886 --> 00:43:03,604
♪ I called you up,
but we'd both agree ♪
1009
00:43:03,638 --> 00:43:07,274
♪ Oh, come on!
1010
00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:08,776
♪ It's for the best
you didn't listen ♪
1011
00:43:08,810 --> 00:43:09,977
♪ Oh
1012
00:43:11,696 --> 00:43:15,115
♪ It's for the best
we get our distance ♪
1013
00:43:15,150 --> 00:43:19,203
♪ Oh, oh, whoa
1014
00:43:19,237 --> 00:43:21,955
♪ Oh, whoa, oh.
1015
00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:23,624
(cheers and applause)