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Oh, hey June, I didn't have time
to make breakfast this morning
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but there's frozen
waffles in here
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- Knock yourself out.
- No problem, Reba.
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Did you just call me Reba?
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That's still your name, right?
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Yeah, but to you, I'm mom
and I'll always be mom
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even when you're a mom.
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Sage calls his parents
by their first names
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actually, Kim insists on it,
she says mom implies an
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imbalance of power.
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Well, there is an
imbalance of power.
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I have it all,
and you have none.
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Fine, mom.
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So I was thinking
of going to the mall.
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Oh, honey,
I'd love to take you,
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but I have three meetings
this morning.
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- I can't.
- Don't worry.
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I'm not asking you
to take me.
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I know you're, like,
a single mom now
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and super busy
and dealing with the move
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and getting
your music career on track.
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Have I missed anything?
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Well, besides a cup of coffee
and a plate of guilt, no.
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Yeah. That's why
I'm going with a friend.
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What friend?
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Hey, guys.
Hey, June-June.
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Hey, Kim-Kim!
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Hi! Are you ready
to go to the mall?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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So you're the friend?
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Yeah. Don't worry, Reba.
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I know that you are swamped.
Oh, my gosh, wait.
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I keep forgetting
you're from the deep South.
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Okay, so here's the deal...
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"swamped" can also mean
crazy busy.
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Anyway, I just want you
to know I'm here for you,
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I'm here for June,
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and you want to know
what's super cool?
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I have always wanted to have
a daughter of my own. (Laughs)
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Well, I'm glad
that I had a daughter
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so you could take her
shopping.
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(Laughs) Oh.
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Okay, let's not waste
any more time, sweetheart,
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because after the mall,
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I still have
my yoga and my nails
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and my Brazilian wax.
It's my busy day. (Laughs)
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Oh.
Where have you been?
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Oh, there was some
tasty waves out there, Cash.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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It's just, uh, yesterday
when I tried to go out,
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the local guys
told me to get lost.
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Well, so what?
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You've got a middle finger.
Use it.
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(Reba)
♪ Walkin' with my head high ♪
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♪ Soakin' up the sunshine ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la,
life is sweet ♪
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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Whoa!
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Wow! You look different!
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Is that glitter?
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Oh, no, no. It's shimmer,
'cause glitter's for sluts.
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That's a lot of bags
for a broke teenager.
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I didn't spend a dime.
Kim paid. (Giggles)
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I've gotta get me
a sugar mama.
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- Kim paid?
- Oh, she insisted.
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And I said "thank you,"
but I'll say it again.
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- Thanks, Kim-bo.
- You're welcome, J-dog.
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(Together) Mwah. Mwah.
Eee! Cute.
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(Chuckles)
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You know, Kim,
I'm not really comfortable
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with you buying her
all these clothes.
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Oh, Reebs, please.
It was my pleaj.
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How much
did all this cost?
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Oh, I don't know.
I don't look at numbers.
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I just sign things.
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Besides, 3% of the proceeds
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go to buy livestock
for a village in Burundi.
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Last year, I got
three Balenciaga handbags,
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and they got
a Christmas goat.
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Well,
I'll write you a check.
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- You don't need to be buying
my daughter's clothes. - What?
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Or a house!
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Oh, my lord.
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That's a receipt
for a house, right?
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Reba...
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I'm taking all this back.
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Whoa.
What? N... fine,
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but it's on your head tonight
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if a village in Africa
goes without goat cheese.
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You know, if you were
my sugar mama,
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what would
our arrangement be?
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Good.
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No. H-hold on.
This table is just for locals.
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You're gonna have to eat
over there at the counter.
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Oh. Oh. O-okay.
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What the heck
is wrong with you, boy?
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But you just said that
I couldn't sit at the ta...
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I know what's going on.
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This whole surfing thing
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has left you feeling
a little emasculated.
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Yes. Totally.
Thank you for noticin'.
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I don't... what...
What's "emasculated"?
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Well, I can't define it
without being overly graphic,
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but let's just say
"snip-snip."
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Look, it's just,
back in Nashville,
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- I was a big shot.
- Mm-hmm.
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I was popular,
everybody knew who I was.
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- I know.
- I-I mattered.
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And here,
I'm just a nobody.
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Immaculated.
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You know, Cash,
your life is changing.
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I know it's rough.
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But it's time for you
to step into manhood.
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But to do that, you need
a man to give you a push.
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And since your daddy's
not around,
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that man will be me.
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Is June home yet?
It's almost dinnertime.
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Nope, not yet.
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(Sighs)
She does live here, right?
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I mean, I see her wet towels
on the bathroom floor
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and clothes
in the laundry hamper,
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but I never see her.
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Hi, June.
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Well, here's my little mystery girl.
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- Nice of you to join us.
Remember us? Your family? - Mm.
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Sorry.
I was over at Kim's.
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Oh.
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- Whatcha drinkin'?
- Hmm?
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Oh. It's a kelp-based cleanse
Kim and I are doing.
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(Cell phone alert chimes)
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Excuse me. It's Kim.
Hmm.
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You just came from there.
It's a 4-second walk.
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What could you two
be catching up on?
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We send emoticons
to each other.
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You know, those little pictures
that express how you feel.
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I know what emoticons are.
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Well, you never use 'em.
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Well that's because I can
tell you how I feel right here.
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Plus I can't find the little
suckers on my telephone.
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Kim and I can talk
for hours using them.
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Like I'll send her
a smiley face,
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and then she'll send me
a thumbs-up,
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and then I'll send her
a top hat,
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and then she'll send me
a helicopter.
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Well, if I had my cell phone,
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I'd send you a table,
a chair, and some meatloaf. Sit.
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Uh, thanks,
but I'm not eating meat.
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This cleanse
will flush out my system
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and make my skin
look younger.
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You're 14. What do you want
to look like, a fetus?
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In my day we had a cleanse.
We called it dysentery.
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(Cell phone alert chimes)
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(Laughs)
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A barber pole,
a snowman, and a cactus.
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Oh, Kim is so funny.
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I wish I could text Kim.
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Got any hand gestures
on that thing?
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Whoa. This is pretty cool.
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Ho ho, what's the fire for?
Are we gonna make s'mores?
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Is that how
I become a man?
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Slow down, because I know
what you're going through.
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I was your age
when I lost my daddy.
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My daddy's still alive.
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Only because your mother and I
had a fundamental disagreement.
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Look, life changes,
and we have to change with it.
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- You hear me?
- Yeah.
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And that means
you can no longer pretend
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to be man of the house.
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You have got to be
man of the house.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Sit, Cash.
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- Right.
(Sighs)
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Are we gonna drink?
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I am.
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(Exhales) Now I'm gonna
give you a piece of advice...
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A man has got to be
a good judge of character.
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If a person starts a sentence
with "I'm not..."
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He is exactly that.
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"I'm not stupid."
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Stupid.
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"I'm not racist."
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Oh ho. Racist.
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"I'm not a whore."
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Whore.
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Stupid, racist, whore.
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You see what I'm driving at?
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'Course. I'm not stupid.
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I mean, I'm... I'm smart.
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Yes, you are.
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(Laughs)
Yes.
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And it is time
to begin the ritual
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that will help you overcome
and face your fears.
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Now when we were still
knuckle-draggers,
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fear was everywhere.
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Everybody was afraid
of everything.
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And the way you become a man
is you confront your fears
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and you face them
and overcome them.
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You follow me?
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Y-yeah.
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Now you sit here.
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No matter what you hear,
no matter what you smell.
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No matter what you feel
creeping up your legs...
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You will not
remove this blindfold.
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Th-that's not
such a big deal.
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No, of course not.
Not such a big deal.
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(Rocks clatter)
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Oh! Oh.
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What was that?
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
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It looked like a...
A seagull with human feet.
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Maybe it's those...
Those tough punk kids
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down from the surf shop.
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Oh, no, maybe it's a...
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A baby dangling
from the mouth of a dingo.
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Grandma!
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(Cell phone alert chimes)
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(Chimes)
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(Chimes)
Ha ha ha!
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You're just beggin' me
to look at you!
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Ha ha.
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Kim. (Mocking voice) Kim, Kim,
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.
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Smiley face. I know that.
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L.M.A.O.
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What's that mean?
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- Oh. You've got June's phone.
- Oh, yeah.
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What's she up to?
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I-I don't know.
It's in some kind of code.
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Well, here, give me that.
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Oh, you can't
figure it out, either.
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Now, Reba, your daddy was
a cryptographer in the Navy.
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He decoded
Hitler's last grocery list.
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- And I took an online texting course.
- Yeah?
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- Oh, boy.
- What's she saying?
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- A boy asked her to a party.
- Yeah.
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But not a boy.
He's 30.
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What?!
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Just kidding.
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I love the look
on your face.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Now... Kim...
She's asking Kim for advice
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about what to do,
what to wear.
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What's Kim saying?
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She said, "talk it over
with your mama."
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Really?
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No.
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Oh, mama! Man.
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But the look
on your face...
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is so precious.
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How did this happen?
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I mean, June used to be this
mopey little kid in Nashville
251
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,068
that wouldn't even
come out of her room,
252
00:10:30,102 --> 00:10:32,837
and... and now she's asking
advice about boys
253
00:10:32,871 --> 00:10:36,808
and dating and par-tays...
254
00:10:36,842 --> 00:10:39,010
Everybody but me.
255
00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,946
(Sighs)
256
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:42,947
Oh, my gosh!
257
00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:45,349
Is the house on fire?
258
00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:50,388
No, I am makin' me
a man down there.
259
00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,828
Knock, knock.
260
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:04,435
Knock, knock.
261
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,637
Hey, June. J-dog.
262
00:11:06,672 --> 00:11:08,206
What's up?
263
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,373
Just trying to clear my head
264
00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:13,244
of the extraneous noises
that cloud my thinking.
265
00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:16,981
Great.
266
00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:19,450
L.O.L.O. (Laughs)
267
00:11:19,485 --> 00:11:20,518
What?
268
00:11:20,552 --> 00:11:23,054
Nothing. So, got anything
to share with me
269
00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:26,057
about school,
friends, teachers,
270
00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:29,727
what's the haps
at the par-tays?
271
00:11:29,762 --> 00:11:32,497
I don't think you'd be
interested in any of that.
272
00:11:32,531 --> 00:11:34,699
Oh, sure I would.
Tell me.
273
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:36,968
Well, I have my eye
on this new mullet skirt.
274
00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:38,903
Oh, I know about mullets.
275
00:11:38,937 --> 00:11:41,105
Yeah, a lot of the guys
had mullet hairstyles
276
00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,674
back in the '80s.
277
00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:45,309
You know,
business in the front,
278
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:48,946
party in the back.
What up? (Laughs)
279
00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,382
- Mom?
- Yeah?
280
00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:52,283
I think we're done here.
281
00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:54,452
Yeah. Okay.
(Pats hand)
282
00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:56,954
Good talk.
283
00:11:56,989 --> 00:11:58,856
X.O.X.O. (Laughs)
284
00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:00,591
T.T.Y.L.
285
00:12:00,626 --> 00:12:02,527
Okay.
286
00:12:06,565 --> 00:12:07,832
You know what?
287
00:12:07,866 --> 00:12:12,503
No. You and I are going
shopping tomorrow afternoon.
288
00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:13,704
- Really?
- Yeah.
289
00:12:13,739 --> 00:12:15,706
- And you're not too busy?
- Of course not!
290
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:18,843
Somebody's gonna be getting
a mullet skirt tomorrow.
291
00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,645
It's either you or Cash.
292
00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,080
Ooh. Ooh.
Let's get it for Cash.
293
00:12:23,115 --> 00:12:24,215
It'll be our Christmas card.
294
00:12:24,249 --> 00:12:26,617
(Laughs)
295
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,957
Oh. Morning.
296
00:12:32,991 --> 00:12:34,025
Hey, mama.
How'd you sleep?
297
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:38,062
Awful. I tossed and turned
all night.
298
00:12:38,096 --> 00:12:41,032
I just had this feeling...
299
00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:43,568
Like I had forgotten
something.
300
00:12:46,104 --> 00:12:48,673
Yoo-hoo!
Anybody home?
301
00:12:48,707 --> 00:12:50,374
Oh, hey!
Wow, Reba.
302
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:53,611
This deck
is like a bird crap museum.
303
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,848
You know, if you want, I could
have my gardeners come by,
304
00:12:56,882 --> 00:12:58,115
give it a little wash.
305
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,550
Why do you have gardeners?
306
00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,652
Your backyard is a beach.
307
00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:05,122
I know.
I like it to be raked.
308
00:13:05,157 --> 00:13:06,624
Anyway,
is June-June here?
309
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:09,126
Yeah, yeah, but we're
fixin' to go shoppin'.
310
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:11,062
You're gonna go shop,
together with her?
311
00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:12,630
Does she need
school supplies, or...
312
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:14,999
No, we're gonna
go shopping for clothes.
313
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,101
Is she being punished
for something?
314
00:13:17,135 --> 00:13:18,202
(Laughs) No, no.
315
00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,637
It's just that
she wants to spend
316
00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,906
some quality time
with her mama.
317
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,574
Oh. Okay.
318
00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:27,211
(Cash) Grandma? Hello?
319
00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:31,282
That's what I forgot.
320
00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:39,390
(Sighs) This is great.
321
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:42,360
It's been so long since
you and I have had the chance
322
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:44,662
to spend time together
in a...
323
00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:47,732
incredibly expensive store.
324
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:49,667
Well, if you want,
we could leave.
325
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,802
Oh, no, no, no.
We're here to shop.
326
00:13:51,837 --> 00:13:53,971
And get your face
out of that phone, girl.
327
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:56,841
We're here to get you
a mohawk skirt.
328
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,142
Mullet skirt.
329
00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,377
Yeah, that, too.
330
00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:04,214
Ooh! I could try this on.
What do you think?
331
00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:05,049
Oh, it's a cute shirt.
332
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,450
Uh, it's a dress.
333
00:14:06,484 --> 00:14:09,653
(Gasps) Oh, you're not
wearing that without pants...
334
00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:11,121
Or pepper spray.
335
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,827
Oh. Then how about this one?
It's really long.
336
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:19,196
And it's totally see-through.
337
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:22,700
Excuse me, miss,
do you have any thick clothes?
338
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,835
You know what, mom?
Why don't we shop for you?
339
00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:26,770
- Me?
- Yeah.
340
00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:30,974
Okay.
341
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,644
(Curtain rings swoosh)
342
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,253
Hmm.
343
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,555
Maybe a belt.
344
00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:45,489
(Laughs)
345
00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:48,492
Yeah.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
346
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:50,027
Would you stop
with the texting?
347
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:51,261
Give me that. (Laughs)
348
00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:55,566
"S.O.S. I'm stuck with my mom.
Get here fast."
349
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,434
"S.O.S."?
350
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,570
I know what that means.
351
00:14:59,604 --> 00:15:01,338
You wanna be rescued.
352
00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,240
From me?
353
00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:05,642
What? Oh, my go...
What are you guys do...
354
00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,611
That's so weird.
355
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:18,222
Hey, you can just stop it.
I know she's been texting you.
356
00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,456
Oh, no, no.
She didn't text me.
357
00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:20,791
I was just walking by,
you know,
358
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,893
and I love shopping,
and then I saw you guys in here,
359
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:23,861
and I love you guys,
360
00:15:23,895 --> 00:15:26,897
so I was like...
Pfft... here I am.
361
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:27,931
Uh-huh.
(Chimes)
362
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:29,032
Oh, yeah.
363
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,669
Uh, "rescue in progress.
Walking into store now."
364
00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:34,604
You should not
just be getting that.
365
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:36,039
I really have to
change my carrier.
366
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,182
Can't believe you left me
under the house all night.
367
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,284
I left a boy
under the house.
368
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:55,054
I got me back a man.
369
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:57,323
Really? Y-you think
I'm a man now?
370
00:15:57,358 --> 00:15:58,391
What do you think?
371
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,493
Well, the first hour
or so,
372
00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:02,295
I felt immaculated.
373
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,532
But... but in a good way.
But after a while,
374
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:08,134
I felt a different part of me
take over.
375
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,469
And when I got real scared,
I just...
376
00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:12,138
I thought to myself,
no, Cash. Face your fear.
377
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,140
I mean... (Scoffs) What are
the odds of an evil clown
378
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:18,244
walking down this beach?
379
00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:20,914
You know, you have
a powerful imagination,
380
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,448
and I like that.
381
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:25,018
If you end up
half the woman I am,
382
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:29,389
you will be twice the man
anybody else is.
383
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,724
Sorry I like Kim.
384
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,293
It's just, you've been
really busy out here,
385
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,162
and at least I have someone
to do stuff with.
386
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,330
Hey, I took you shopping,
387
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,098
but I guess that's not
good enough for you.
388
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,199
You're trying to be
all young and cool
389
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,435
and fit in,
and it's just weird.
390
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,437
Okay, you know what?
I'm done talking to you.
391
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,673
Good, because I don't wanna
talk to you anymore, either.
392
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:48,875
Nuh-unh!
We're not done talking!
393
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,643
I got this.
394
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:51,513
I'm going up to my room.
395
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:53,546
Oh, no, you're not
going up to your room.
396
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,214
- I can't go to my room?
- Correct.
397
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:58,384
You're grounded from your room
until we're through talkin'!
398
00:16:58,419 --> 00:16:59,652
All right, stop!
399
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:02,822
Nobody's not talking
about nothing to anybody!
400
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,292
I will not live in a house
401
00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,527
where we are all
yelling at each other
402
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:10,063
like a bunch
of knuckle-draggers.
403
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,998
Now the two of you sit
and discuss this calmly,
404
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,900
or I swear, I will...
405
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:17,236
blindfold you and make you
sit under the house!
406
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,205
Cash, you're out of...
407
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,974
June, sit.
408
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,144
- Thank you, son.
- Now you, mom.
409
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:27,480
- Just you...
- Mom, sit.
410
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,027
Huh!
411
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,896
I... yeah.
(Mouths words)
412
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:46,733
Now, June...
413
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,201
Young lady,
414
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,470
you've been very insensitive.
415
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,272
You're tossing you mother aside
for Kim, and that hurts.
416
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,975
And you...
417
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:59,345
mature lady...
418
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,849
You just had a big move.
You're spread a little thin.
419
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,018
Look, you're both mom
and dad now.
420
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,286
It's fine if you don't have
a whole lot of time.
421
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,056
Why not let Kim take
some of this load off of you?
422
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,925
No offense, June.
423
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,427
The thing is,
424
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,029
you each
have to give a little.
425
00:18:16,063 --> 00:18:17,964
You understand?
426
00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:20,900
(Mumbles) - Yeah.
(Mumbles) - Well, I guess so.
427
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,801
I didn't hear you.
428
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,070
- Fine.
- Yes.
429
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,805
- Okay then.
- Psst.
430
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,407
Psst.
Psst-psst. Psst!
431
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,508
(Under breath)
You made your point.
432
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,276
Now get the hell out.
433
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,811
Right.
434
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,982
Come on, grandma.
Let's go surfin'.
435
00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:37,750
Hey, what about the locals?
436
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,153
Grandma, I am a local.
437
00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:45,558
Can you believe him?
438
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,227
Yeah. Some nerve.
439
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:50,363
Is that true, mom?
440
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,998
You were hurt?
441
00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:53,499
Naw, naw.
442
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:55,468
Well, maybe a little.
443
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,171
It's just, with the move,
you've been all busy.
444
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,339
But we could do stuff
together if you want.
445
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:03,342
There... there's a sale
at this other store.
446
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:04,377
No, that's not for me.
447
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,512
I don't need
to go to your hip stores.
448
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,448
Honey, my job
is to take care of you,
449
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,849
make sure you're safe,
450
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,984
make sure you get
your homework,
451
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,587
and make sure you don't
grow up to be a jerk.
452
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,990
Good, because you were totally
out of place at that store.
453
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,092
Yeah, I was.
454
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,160
'Cause I'm your mama,
not your buddy.
455
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:23,763
Look, I-I understand why
you wanna hang out with Kim.
456
00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:26,666
She's a nut, but she's fun.
457
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,469
It's not just that.
I really like it out here.
458
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:33,106
And it's going really well.
And she's helping me.
459
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,340
Don't you want me
to be happy?
460
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,909
Well, of course I do.
461
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:39,712
Just not completely.
462
00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:42,081
Don't worry, mom. She's never
going to replace you,
463
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:43,616
because she's not you.
464
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,886
Oh, honey.
Thank you, sweetie.
465
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,124
I mean, she's rich
and fashionable and cool.
466
00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:52,391
(Chuckles)
467
00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:55,895
Okay, that's about all
the compliments I can take.
468
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,005
Mom, what does this text
even mean?
469
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:13,678
"I.S.O.H.O.T.D.I.Y.
W.T.J.M."?
470
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,849
"I'm sitting out here
on the deck
471
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,786
if you want to join me."
472
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,323
You can't just use
the first letter of every word
473
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,558
and expect someone
to understand you.
474
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,660
You're here, aren't you?
475
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,964
(Kim)
Hello? Anybody home?
476
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:33,999
Oh, no.
477
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,734
What? I thought
you guys were pals.
478
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,268
Yeah, we were,
but she's just...
479
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,471
She's a lot.
480
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,706
You know, I'm your mama.
481
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,708
I'll take this one
for you. Scoot.
482
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,378
Aw, you're the best.
483
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,813
Hey, Reebs.
Is June-June here?
484
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,115
Uh, yes, she is,
485
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,751
but I was thinking
that maybe you and I
486
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,786
could spend
some time together.
487
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,920
You were?
488
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,890
I was kind of worried
that you were mad at me.
489
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,225
You know, I really wasn't
trying to steal June.
490
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,259
I know. I know.
491
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,028
But I wanna spend
some time with you,
492
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,796
'cause I think
you're fun, too.
493
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,297
Really?
494
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,034
Yeah, really.
495
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:10,835
That's cool.
496
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,403
You know what? Maybe we
should take a class together.
497
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,639
Ooh! We should take
pilate-balah.
498
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,608
It's a combination
of pilates and kabbalah.
499
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,977
So basically, not only
are you toning your body,
500
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,712
but also your soul.
501
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,547
(Laughs)
502
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,515
Okay.
503
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,682
Yeah?
Yeah.
504
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,451
Oh, good, 'cause
I already signed us up.
505
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,086
Okay.
506
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:34,058
sync and corrections by bellows
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