- Whoa, are those hers?
- You guys are on naked picture basis?
- Did you have sex with bekah? - One time.
- Get out! - I saw you in my dreams.
- You did not just say that. - It just kills me to see you
hiding who you are just to please this guy.
- I am not hiding who I am. - I love you.
Ready? - I suppose you're wondering
why we called you all here today?
Yeah. - A little.
Uh, do you wanna explain? - Um...
Or... - Yes. Sure, sure, I can do
that. As you all know, two weeks ago,
Lou and I broke up. - So this is a certified
break-up? You guys are really breaking up?
Both: Yeah. - Wow.
Well, it's not your fault, soph.
I know it's not my fault. - It's not any of you guys's
faults. - Yeah, it doesn't mean that we
love you any less... it just means that in order to love you more,
we have to make a change. - Do you want me to explain it?
- Oh, I was just gonna... - No, no, go ahead.
- No, no, no, finish. Go ahead. - Thanks. So we have come up
with a plan that we think is gonna work, but we wanted to
walk you guys through it. - Because along with Rosemary,
you guys to us are the most important people in the world.
- Likewise. - Same.
- Yeah. And we never want you to feel like you have to take
sides. - This is crazy.
- No one thinks it's sane, soph, it's just... it's just what
needs to happen. - Okay, so first...
- ♪ yeah - ♪ Ah, ah, ah
- ♪ like flowers in my pocket ♪ singin' ♪
- ♪ ah, ah, ah - I'll be moving back in.
- 'Cause Rosemary needs her dad around.
- Does this mean I'm moving out?
- No. - No, no, no, no.
It just means that I'll be taking up residence on the
couch, nights. - Right. Otherwise the living
room is still an open public space.
- Unless one of us reserves it for a private function.
- Right. - Otherwise, raviva's fallen
into a pretty steady schedule at the bar.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday nights, and every other Sunday.
So those are times that I'll be home with Rosemary without fail,
and anyone wanting time with just me...
- and I'll take her the other nights and every weekday.
Unless one of us has an emergency, in which case we each
get one bonus buck a month, which we can exchange for
childcare. - Yeah. But Sunday nights are
still family dinner nights. - And we've set up an online
calendar to give you a visual image of the childcare schedule.
- Because we recognize, soph, how easily this babysitting
situation, without coordination, could turn into a nightmare for
you. - Thanks.
- Any questions? - ♪ The one for me, for me
♪ the one for me, for me - Shh. She just went to sleep.
- This late? - Yeah. She's got a serious
case of fomo, lately. How was work?
- Long. Terrible tips. Where's soph?
- At some writing career support group thing. Why?
What do you need? - Nothing, I...
- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you... you're gonna undress?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Okay. So I know tomorrow is, like, my night to watch over
Rosemary, but ike said if I picked up another shift that I
could play, like, a mini-set beforehand, so...
- I don't think she's gonna want to, she's already really
bummed that we're breaking up. I don't think she wants to make
it any easier on us. - So would you be willing to
switch? - You're spending your bonus
buck? Because you only get one a
month. - No, I know, but I really
wanna play this gig. What? Got a hot date?
- No. Fine, fine, I'll do it. But the rest of the month, we go
with the schedule. - Yes, I know. I promise.
Thanks.
Good night.
Yes.
- This is weird.
Hey! Long time no see. - Yeah, I know, right?
It's kind of like I've been studying abroad.
- Todd's the one who's been studying a broad.
- Har har. - So, do we have to have some
serious talk about what happened?
- No, no, no. All you did was say you love me.
- You kind of said you loved me too.
- No. No, what I said was that I needed time and so that I
would just... - Whatever.
So... How is Todd? - He's good. Really good.
Healthy.
Okay, so maybe just an unserious chat?
- Yeah, so, um, that's about it, baby girl.
Anyway, sorry again that I missed your birthday, daph.
But I promise when I get home, I'll take you out to a bunch of
beers. Hey, Phil! This is my sister,
Daphne.
- Anyway, so I love you. Say hi to pop for me.
See you soon. - When's he coming back?
- His tour is done at the end of April.
- Cool.
- Okay, here's the deal. I'm still with Todd and I'm
gonna be with Todd for the foreseeable future.
- Unless you find out he has a wife and two grubby little kids
in Gary... - Well, that doesn't seem
terribly likely. - It never does, and then
suddenly there you are in Gary, sitting in your car, crying...
- okay, I just need a favor. - Disappear?
- No! Get to know him? Just a little.
- Please, this could end up
being long-term. - Like, long-term long-term?
- Who knows? And... but, yes, it could end up being the
antidisestablishmentarianism of terms.
House, cat, kid, dog, gerbil... the whole enchilada.
- Really? - Really.
And I can't imagine you not being part of my enchilada.
- Which kind of means you have
to be part of Todd's enchilada too.
- I'll get to know him, but I don't want anything to do with
his enchilada. - Okay. Thank you.
And this was a serious talk. - It was a serious talk.
I drew you in. It was an unwholesome move.
I'm sorry. - So, have you sent your book
to any editors? - Yeah, dozens.
I just keep getting back these form rejection letters, so I
don't even know why they don't like it, I just know that they
don't. - Hm.
- It's like wrestling a cloud. - Why don't you send it to the
teacher you liked at school, the tall one?
- Oh, Parker. - Yes, Parker. Show it to her.
- Doesn't talking to a teacher kind of feel like a backwards
step? - At least she's not a cloud.
- Ugh. Yeah. Veev? - What?
Want some Mac and cheese? Is that what you want?
- Yes, please, I am dying for some carbs.
- You got it. - Thanks, mom.
- You're welcome, little one. - Veev.
- Yes? - Don't you think that you guys
should see a counselor or something?
It just seems clear that you guys love each other so much.
And Rosemary's so... like, wouldn't it just be better if
you guys could stay together? - We are together, Sophia.
We're just not... Together. - Mm.
- Trust me, it's better this way.
- Thank you. - Mm, breakfast of champions.
- Yup. - Dude, how's it going?
- Bad. Like, worst bad ever. - Why? What happened?
- It's not about what happened, it's about what has to happen.
- Tell me. - Two words.
- Speak them. Sweet God, I know what you're gonna say.
- Bro-down. - Yes! Bro-down! Oh!
Dude, I've been wanting one so bad. Why now?
- 'Cause Daphne moved back in last night, the first thing she
tells me is that she needs me to be friends with Todd.
'Cause they might be long-term. - Like, long-term, long-term?
Yeah. Like, long-term, long-term.
And I just keep thinking about me driving out to the burbs,
seeing Daphne holding his baby while he's flipping burgers at
the grill. Do you know how that makes me
feel? - Hungry?
Pissed! Listen to me, my friend.
We need to have a board certified, four-part bro-down.
Amen. One. Power hour.
Two. Steaks. - Three. Strip club.
Four. Screaming vomit on squat little douche bag named
Julian. - Whoa.
Dude, I completely forgot about part four. Julian.
We need to ruin ourselves so completely that just being alive
seems like the best thing ever. And there's only one way to do
it. - I'm totallwith you, dude.
Bro-down. - Bro-down.
Both: Bro-down!
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- smoke break? - Don't smoke.
- So word on the street is you're going to a strip club
tonight. - Nope. Staying in.
- I heard you talking on the phone.
- It's code for library. - I'm in.
Dude, don't mean-mug me. Strippers love me.
Making it rain. Making it rain.
- Please stop doing that. - So you want me to pick you up
or what? - Paul, you're not coming.
- There's nothing wrong with smoking.
- I have Earl grey, green tea, white tea, rooibos...
Smooth move? - Early grey. It's a little
early in the morning for a smooth move...
For me, anyway. - I know. But you know, I've
actually come to like it for the taste.
- I'll just go for the Earl grey.
- So listen, Sophia, I read your book.
It's very well written. - I know! It's stupid, isn't
it, that it hasn't been published yet?
- It is disappointing. I can understand that.
But I think I know why no one's snapping it up.
- Why? - The whole thing comes across,
somehow, ultimately, as a little naive.
- Naive? - And overly intellectual.
Intellectual? Moi? - Oui. And kind of prudish.
The dialogue moving into the sex scenes is sumptuous.
You write great romantic dialogue.
But people wanna be titillated. They wanna feel like they're
getting a glimpse of something, you know, secret?
I mean, speaking as a lesbian, I have to say I was a little
surprised to see, in the lesbian sex scenes, absolutely no
mention of equipment.
- Equipment? - Yeah. You know what I mean.
- Oh, yeah. Equipment. Yeah. - People live their whole
lives, Sophia, skating on the surface.
Skating on the surface. But great writing can shatter
the ice and drop the reader down into the dark, where they really
want to be.
- Well, I want to be a great writer.
- Then I think you're going to have to go out and live a
little. - ♪ Tre's a place where I ♪
♪ ♪ focus and focus
♪ endlessly waiting for ♪ something new to happen
♪ I see night falling down
To be continued.
Hello? - Hey there.
Notice any difference? - In what?
- I don't know... my tone of voice?
Calling you from work? - You sound like a game show
host? - No. I don't have to whisper
anymore. Got my own office now.
- Ah, mazel tov. Listen, I'm in the middle of
practicing, do you need anything?
- Uh, I was wondering if you could keep your bonus buck and
have your mom watch Rosemary tonight?
- Can't, she's out of town. Why, what's the problem?
- No problem. Just Miles needs me.
Todd and Daphne getting serious is freaking him out.
He wants to go out and have a little bro-down.
- You said you'd watch her, Louis.
- I know. But I was just wondering if...
- Lou, this was the whole point of the bonus buck.
You said you'd be there, and now I'm in the middle of figuring
crap out for this show. I cannot try to figure out a
babysitter right now. - Okay, my bad. Forget it.
I'm sorry I asked. Rock on. - So you'll watch her?
- Yeah, I'll take her. - Great. Thank you, bye!
♪ Daddy doesn't value ♪ ♪ mommy's work ♪
♪ he doesn't understand ♪ ♪ that music is a job!
- That's what she meant by
"equipment?" - I assume so.
- It's so primitive... And big. How do you wear it, do you
think? - I don't know.
I've never used one. Don't look at me like that.
I haven't. I assume you just put it around
your waist and then kind of between your legs?
And then you just... - Oh, my God.
If Laura had ever tried to use that thing on me I would have
screamed. - Yeah, you would have.
- Tell me something. Do you think I'm naive?
Oh, it's Lou.
- Do you think I'm naive? - May I have my phone, please?
- Sure, sorry. - Hey, Willy loman, what to the
up? - Miles and I are having a
bro-down. - Oh, Chicago-land, hide your
kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands.
- Exactly. So I was wondering if you could babysit, baby?
- Oh, I would love to, but I already told veev I would go see
her play. - What about intellectual?
Do you think that I'm overly intellectual?
- Um, I could do it after? - It's gonna be too late.
- It will be less early, but kind of what you get, dude.
Take it or leave it. - Okay, okay. Just come over
after her set. And don't tell raviva, please.
- Why? - Because she spent her bonus
buck to get me to watch Rosemary, so she doesn't want
anyone else doing it. It's part of the agreement.
- Lou, I kind of don't want to lie to veev.
It kind of feels like taking sides.
- Daph, Miles really needs this and I think you know why.
- Yeah, I know why. - Yeah, so would you please
just help me out? - Oh, buddy, this whole
break-up science fair project is a little bit more complicated in
real life than it is on paper, isn't it?
- Tons. Help a brother out? - Yes, I will do that. Bye.
- Do you think I'm a prude? - Soph, you got it on with a
girl in a public bathroom and almost got arrested for lewd
conduct. You may be naive, you are
certainly overly intellectual. But you're no prude.
- Let me see this phone again. - You want that primitive
thing, don't you? - No. I wanna find the bathroom
girl. - The infamous Natalie, I see.
- That's her page. - She's real cute.
- Both: Bro-down! - Hey, Lou, when Daphne gets
here, you're gonna catch up on the power hour, right?
- Oh, dude, when she gets here, I'm gonna deep-throat a
six-pack, and we are hitting the frickin' town.
- Good. 'Cause this right here is lame.
I mean, me pounding beers while you and a baby watch?
- Just because there's a baby here doesn't mean this is not a
bro-down. Make no mistake, this is still a
major frickin' bro-down. It just smells like crap a
little sooner than normal. All good.
Damn it.
- What? What is it now? - Daphne. She wants to know if
we can meet at raviva's bar and do the baby hand-off there.
- No! We gotta be at steaks in, like, 25 minutes.
- How about we skip the steaks and just go straight to the
strip club. Seems much more hardcore...
And vegan. - Yeah. I guess I see that.
Okay. Let's keep it hardcore. - Cool, cool!
All right, I'm gonna go change her diaper and make her a bottle
and see if I can find her favorite bunny.
Bro-down!
- Bro-down! - Both: Bro-down!
You guys, this is a new song, it's called "message".
♪ - Yeah!
Whoo!
♪ way up in the sky ♪ there's a place where I ♪
♪ focus and focus ♪ endlessly waiting
♪ for something new to happen - Whoo!
Go, girl! - You rock!
♪ Watching and waiting ♪ and staring
♪ dreaming and daring ♪ something new to happen
♪ I've seen the falling down ♪ ♪ and the rising
♪ the spinning and ♪ the surprising patterns
♪ the streaming and ♪ the disguising
♪ of a simple message ♪ of a simple message
♪ aah! - Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
All right! - Whoo-hoo!
♪ way up in the sky
♪ there's a place where I ♪ ♪ focus and focus
♪ endlessly waiting ♪ for something new to happen
♪ I've seen the falling down ♪ ♪ and the rising
♪ of a simple message ♪ of a simple message
♪ it's such a simple message ♪ ♪ oh!
Hey, I'm gonna go find some better reception.
In case Natalie calls. - Oh. Yeah, okay.
Okay. - Go get her, tiger.
You killed it, raviva! - Mwah!
Okay. So remember not to tell raviva that we're taking
Rosemary tonight, all right? - Why is it such a big secret?
It's break-up stuff. They're in a weird place.
Got it? Hey, girl!
Hi! What's up! - You were incredible!
Yay! I'm so glad you guys could make it!
Yeah! Us too. - You guys gonna kick it for a
little bit? - Oh, no, we gotta run.
What? Dude, I'm tending bar. This is a rare chance for me to
be generous. - Yeah, we... we have a
thing. - Oh, what kind of thing?
Um, it's a... it's a tantra class.
Right on.
Oops! And yeah, gotta go! - Bye! Mwah. Bye.
Bye!
Okay. - Bye.
Huh. I smell a rat.
Rough night? - Yep.
Tell me about it. - I got it on with this girl in
a bathroom about a month ago. - Oh, you had me at "got."
It was really fun. It was really good for her too.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
It wasn't like I took advantage.
Oh, of course you didn't. So what's the problem?
Well, I got her number. And then I lost her number.
Then some time passed and I founher number again and
called her. And now she is not calling me
back. - Hm.
Women. - Women.
Ooh! There's my girl! - Shh! She just finally fell
asleep. - Hey.
Hey. - Should be all set.
Bottles, diapers, bunny. - Bunny!
Shh! - What are you guys up to?
Nothing much. - No, no, no, no, no.
That's not true. They're having a bro-down.
Both: Bro-down! - Bro-down.
Bro-down. - Bro-down, interesting.
Where are you headed? - Strip club.
Yeah, [Bleep]. - Which one?
Uh, scores, I guess? - Scores? No, no. Pink monkey.
Yeah? It's better? - The best.
No, we can't go there. It's too expensive.
I know the guys who run it. Use my name, they'll give you
free drinks. - Or you could go with them,
'cause I'm ocupado. - Daphne...
no, I wouldn't want to crash. - That's simple, see?
But it's not crashing if everybody is invited.
You guys can all hang, enchilada-style.
Hey, hey. - Hey.
What are you guys doing? - Oh, I'm taking Rosemary.
And we are going on a... - Both: Bro-down.
Bro-down? Well, I have always wanted to go
on a bro-down. - Bro-down!
Let's go! Come on!
Take me to the trouble! I am ready for some action!
♪ I don't need you! ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm awesome! Uh-huh! ♪
- ♪ Okay, let's go ♪
♪ we're the kings of this town ♪ ♪ oh, yeah!
- Hey! - Hey! How's it going,
Mr. sparklers? - Good, good. Listen, I'm gonna
need a private table. - Oh, you've got it.
Who's your friend? - This is Sophia.
- Hi. I'm Sophie. - I'm not liking this.
- The place looks cool. - "Mr. sparklers"?
Come on, really? - And the drinks are gonna be
free. - Lou, he's the reason I needed
the bro-down to begin with. - Dude, you've gotta rally.
So what if he's here. This is our frickin' bro-down.
Own it, pwn it, make it your bitch!
- All right.
All right, you know what? I'm just gonna shake it off.
Waah! Shaking it.
Shake it, shake it. Ahh.
All-in. - That's my boy.
- Holy crap. - No way.
- ♪ Everybody have a toast ♪ to tonight
♪ going how it's supposed to ♪ ♪ I wanna just try
♪ to get close to ♪ that is tonight
♪ is tonight - Dude, this is just what
I needed. - Agreed.
- I am feeling this, dude. - I'm totally feeling this.
- Look, whether Todd's here or not, we've gotta keep our eyes
on the balls. - Agreed.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- Mm. - Dude, bro-down.
- ♪ I just wanna get close to ♪ that is tonight
♪ is tonight ♪ is tonight
- hey, could I talk to you for...
- be with you in a sec. It'll be $9.50.
- Here's $40. Keep it, kitten.
- Thanks. - If you get a second...
- yeah, yeah. Take it easy... I'm coming.
- Really? - What do you want?
- Nice set. I'm guy.
- Nice inappropriateness. I'm offended.
Let me just get the manager. Ike!
- Listen, relax. Here.
- What's that? Your work-release card?
- Uh, no. Actually, that's my... - Listen, creepo, never gonna
happen... never. You really suck at picking up on
social cues. - That makes two of us.
Nice song. - What was that all about?
- That guy's a total skeeze. - You mean that guy?
Guy? - His name's guy?
- Yeah. - You know him?
- Yeah. He owns black bunny records.
And he manages bands. - Uh, well, he was hitting on
me, hard.
I highly doubt that. - He was. Ask him.
- Raviva. - What?
- He's gay. - No.
- Yeah. And I'm not gonna tell you how I know it, but it's
true.
- Oh, my...
- Look at that... Todd seems like
the clown prince of this place. I mean, come on,
"Mr. sparklers"? Give me a break.
- Dude, shake it off. We're baby-free, Todd's out of
our frickin' hair, and we've got this heaping helping of bro-down
to maw on. - Yeah, Miles!
- Bro it up!
- Yeah! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
- Yeah. Thanks, but, no, thanks.
- Soph, I know you've never been to a strip club before.
Just follow my lead. - Hey, guys, Todd sent us over.
What do you want to do? - Uh...
Um... - How about you show us what
you've got, and then we'll tell you what we need from you next?
- Y-yeah, yeah, what... what she said.
- Had enough, handsome?
- No, no, no, beautiful. Just getting started.
Two more please... chilled. - All right.
You come here a lot, huh?
- Maybe once a month... you know, clients.
- It seems like they know you pretty well.
It seems like you're a regular. - Well, I just have to make
arrangements sometimes if I bring a group, so you kind of
get to know people. - Yeah, sure.
- Drinks, handsome. - How's that?
- Oh, that's... Pretty interesting.
- Are you here with friends? - Yeah.
Yeah, we're... we're having a bro-down.
- Oh, I love a good bro-down. - You've heard of bro-downs?
Whoa, soph. Where are you going...
private room? - No, she's gonna teach me how
to work the pole!
- Oh, rock on! So...
What... what's your name? - Anastasia.
- Anastasia? Like romanov... your parents were
big history buffs? - It's not my real name.
- Oh, right. Sorry.
I'm chatty. Lap dances make me really chatty.
- It's all good. - She wants to have your
babies. You know that, right?
- She told you that? - Yep.
She wants to have babies, gerbils, the whole enchilada.
She wants that with Mr. sparklers.
- Miles? - Yeah?
- I think you've had enough. - You're right, Todd.
I've had enough of you.
- Hey, veev, what's up? - You watching Rosemary
tonight? - Me?
- Yes, you. Is Rosemary with you?
- Uh, why? Do you wanna talk to her?
- She's with you, isn't she? - [Sighs] Yes.
- I knew it! - Lou asked me.
I-I couldn't say no. - But you couldn't tell me?
- He asked me not to, okay? Look, this whole "broken up Lou
and veev" thing... it's still really new, and we're all just
figuring it out. - Fine. I get it.
I'll kill him when I get home, but I get it.
You guys at my place or yours? - Mine.
- Hmm. Is she okay? - She's peachy.
We're just getting ready for sleepy time.
- Well, you have to change her before you put her down.
- I know. Lou told me. - And then you have to read her
her book of butterflies. - Oh, I know. Lou told me.
- Okay, and then you have to feed her.
- I know. Lou told me. - And then once you put her
down, after she's asleep, you have to say a little prayer.
- Lou did not tell me that. - Yeah, it's just something
I do. - What's the prayer?
- Well, it can be anything. Just make sure you take a second
to reconnect her to the cosmos before you send her off to
dreamland. It's a really big deal.
- I can handle that. - Okay, and... and give her a
kiss for me. - I'll give her ten.
- Okay, thanks, baby. Love you. Bye.
- If I could give you one piece of advice, Rosemary, you know
what it would be? Avoid having secrets.
Secrets make everything harder. Whoa!
- Relax into it. Trust what you've got.
- Okay. - You and your boyfriend
working out a few fantasies tonight?
- Uh, boyfriend? Oh!
Nope, he is not my boyfriend. Actually, my old college
Professor was saying that if I wanted to be a great writer,
I needed to live a little. - Well, let's make that happen.
You've got yourself an admirer. - Oh!
What do I do? - Just dance over, give him
a little something to take home with him, and then you get back
to business. - Got ya.
- And take the money from him. Don't let him touch you.
- Oh! - ♪ I feel so crazy, crazy
- oh! Oh, man. I think I've lived enough for
one night. Um, thank you for your time.
- No problem. - Uh, so...
Do you go to school... like, law school,
nursing school? - Nope.
You smell so good. What's that scent?
- It's my deodorant. - I like it.
- It's called autumn breeze. You could get it at most
whole foods. - You're so cute.
- Thank you. You're... you're cute too.
- Do you wanna hang out backstage now?
- I don't think I can afford that.
- No, just to hang out... For fun.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Sure. - Cool.
I'll see if one of the other girls can watch Max while we
hang. - Who is Max... your boyfriend?
- He's my kid, goofball. I'll see you later.
- ♪ She ain't got no money ♪ ♪ her clothes
♪ are kind of funny ♪ hair's a little wild ♪
♪ and free ♪ oh, but love grows
♪ where my Rosemary goes ♪ and nobody knows like me
♪ she talks kind of lazy ♪ people say she's crazy ♪
♪ and her world's a mystery ♪ ♪ oh, but love grows
♪ where my Rosemary goes ♪ and nobody knows
♪ like me
- Hi, Natalie. You called!
You're not at gold star, are you?
Okay, good. Uh, no.
We're just at another establishment.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Well, I was just... - I-I gotta get home.
- Uh, why? This place rocks.
- Yeah, yeah, it does, but I miss Rosemary, you know.
I gotta get home. - Oh, okay, cool.
Uh, hey, Natalie, it looks like we're wrapping things up at this
place. Do you wanna maybe come meet me
at mine? Cool.
- Dude. Dude, come on. Let's... let's go.
- One second. I wanna see how this ends.
- No, no, let's... let's go. I miss Rosemary.
I just wanna go. Dude, no, just...
- Mr. sparklers, what you talking about?
- Hey, I was just making some arrangements for next week.
I got these Italians... - You know what?
You're full of [Bleep]! - Miles.
- Would you excuse me a sec? You guys need to take him home.
- Yeah, sure. - Why do you guys call him
Mr. sparklers, anyway? - Because he always orders the
best champagne in the place. Here it comes now.
- I ordered it for you guys.
It just took a little while to put it together.
- Bull[Bleep]. - Dude, take your bro home.
- Don't... hey, hey, hey. Don't tell him what to do.
- Dude, seriously, take him home now.
- Dude... - Seriously, do not tell him
what to do. Give me a second.
He's a good guy. He's a father.
What are you... some kind of pimp guy with [Bleep] sparklers?
- Miles, come on, let's go. - She wants to have babies with
you? - Dude, dude, let's go!
No. Let's go. Let's go.
- You're not good enough for her, let alone Daphne glover.
Hey, get real! - Miles...
- Dude!
- Get him out of here. I'll get you all in trouble...
- Danny? Danny?
- Mr. sparklers! - All right, all right.
Knock it off. Knock it... - Okay...
This is happening. - All right, boys!
Party's over! Let's go! Come on!
- Knock it off! - [Bleep] You, Miles!
- Is this how every bro-down ends?
- Come back here, pussy! - Get off me!
- That's it, sparklers! Let's go!
- Get off!
- Hey. - Hey.
- I gotta get home before veev gets back.
Thanks again for watching her. - Sure, but listen...
- I gotta go, daph. - Listen, I'm always happy to
watch this baby. Just please don't make me keep
it a secret. You guys sat us down and told us
that we wouldn't have to take sides, and tonight it kind of
felt like taking sides. I didn't like that.
- Raviva called you, didn't she?
- Yep. - Oh, boy.
Well, it won't happen again. - Thanks.
Good night. - Good night.
- What am I gonna do with you?
- Hi, guy.
I mean, uh, Mr. Doyle. Hi. I'm raviva.
We met earlier today at the bar. I'm the girl who accidentally
threatened you. It wasn't really an accident.
It was more of a mistake. You know, I thought that you
were hitting on me with all that talk about my set, and am also
going through a weird breakup right now, and maybe I'm a
little sensitive to that kind of thing...
[beep] - Your message has been sent.
- I don't know if you're ever gonna know this, or maybe you
will. I-I don't know.
But right now... Right now... this moment right now
is the best part of my whole stupid day.
This is the best part of my
life. When your mom gets home, she's
gonna be really pissed at me. And you know what?
She's right. She's right.
And I'm just gonna apologize and try to do better next time...
better for me, better for her, better for you.
Deal? Deal.
- God, I am so hungry. - What have you got?
- Pumpkin and flaxseed granola, nori, kale chips.
- Are you on some kind of lesbian stink-food diet?
- No, it's not me. It's Lou and raviva.
How about maple syrup? Lou says it's like nature's
candy. - Mm, you're like nature's
candy. - I'm here, you guys.
- Oh. - And it's a great natural
sweetener.
- I'm so sorry.
- So, if you deleted the text and then gave this Laura girl
back the phone, how did you get my number?
- It wasn't easy. I remembered that you said you
worked at hop leaf, and I thought about calling, but
I didn't want to seem creepy. So I looked at their profile
page and went through all their friends, and after an hour,
I found you there, saw that your profile was private, and then
sent you a friend request, which you totally ignored.
- Yeah, I kind of stepped away from that whole scene for a
while. - Well, I noticed that we had a
friend in common. So I wrote her, and I asked her
to look on your profile and give me your number and...
Boom. - "Boom"?
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
- Well, I really wanted to find you.
- I'm glad you did.
- Oh.
- Okay. Yeah.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
- He okay? - Yep. He's fine.
You may have knocked loose a cap he's had since High School,
but... He's fine.
- I'm sorry. - What are we gonna do?
- I'll pay for his tooth. - No, I mean...
You and me. What are we gonna do?
We're friends... Right?
Right? And... and... We're roommates.
We're friends.
- Daph...
- ♪ If you had a chance ♪ would you take it?
- Miles. - What?
- I'm with Todd. - I know.
- I just... I don't... I don't do this kind
of thing. I can't...
- no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna talk.
Please. - ♪ You're the way ♪
♪ that you used to be ♪ is it a crime
♪ to say you're broken? ♪ ♪ take all the wrongs
♪ and make it right ♪ break all the ties
♪ that held you tight - I love you.
- ♪ This is all you are ♪
- You have to tell Todd you just slept with Miles?
Why?
- Who are you talking to? - Nobody.
- Sophia has finished her first book.
- You should throw a party. - To Sophia.
- I'd say it's working out
pretty well. - Till one of us starts seeing
somebody else, I suppose. - Are you seeing someone else?
- Are you? - You're stuck between Todd and
Miles. - Come live with me.