1 00:00:00,243 --> 00:00:01,763 - Whoa, are those hers? 2 00:00:01,765 --> 00:00:03,531 - You guys are on naked picture basis? 3 00:00:03,533 --> 00:00:05,634 - Did you have sex with bekah? - One time. 4 00:00:05,636 --> 00:00:07,469 - Get out! - I saw you in my dreams. 5 00:00:07,471 --> 00:00:10,305 - You did not just say that. - It just kills me to see you 6 00:00:10,307 --> 00:00:11,940 hiding who you are just to please this guy. 7 00:00:11,942 --> 00:00:15,176 - I am not hiding who I am. - I love you. 8 00:00:15,178 --> 00:00:19,814 [Between borders's flowers in my pocket] 9 00:00:19,816 --> 00:00:25,153 Ready? - I suppose you're wondering 10 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,155 why we called you all here today? 11 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,823 Yeah. - A little. 12 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:31,526 Uh, do you wanna explain? - Um... 13 00:00:31,528 --> 00:00:34,796 Or... - Yes. Sure, sure, I can do 14 00:00:34,798 --> 00:00:38,767 that. As you all know, two weeks ago, 15 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:43,271 Lou and I broke up. - So this is a certified 16 00:00:43,273 --> 00:00:48,109 break-up? You guys are really breaking up? 17 00:00:48,111 --> 00:00:52,280 Both: Yeah. - Wow. 18 00:00:52,282 --> 00:00:55,150 Well, it's not your fault, soph. 19 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:58,320 I know it's not my fault. - It's not any of you guys's 20 00:00:58,322 --> 00:01:00,221 faults. - Yeah, it doesn't mean that we 21 00:01:00,223 --> 00:01:02,957 love you any less... it just means that in order to love you more, 22 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,560 we have to make a change. - Do you want me to explain it? 23 00:01:05,562 --> 00:01:08,863 - Oh, I was just gonna... - No, no, go ahead. 24 00:01:08,865 --> 00:01:14,035 - No, no, no, finish. Go ahead. - Thanks. So we have come up 25 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:16,905 with a plan that we think is gonna work, but we wanted to 26 00:01:16,907 --> 00:01:19,374 walk you guys through it. - Because along with Rosemary, 27 00:01:19,376 --> 00:01:21,843 you guys to us are the most important people in the world. 28 00:01:21,845 --> 00:01:23,978 - Likewise. - Same. 29 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,814 - Yeah. And we never want you to feel like you have to take 30 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:27,549 sides. - This is crazy. 31 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:31,152 - No one thinks it's sane, soph, it's just... it's just what 32 00:01:31,154 --> 00:01:35,090 needs to happen. - Okay, so first... 33 00:01:35,092 --> 00:01:36,925 - ♪ yeah - ♪ Ah, ah, ah 34 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:39,994 - ♪ like flowers in my pocket ♪ singin' ♪ 35 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,730 - ♪ ah, ah, ah - I'll be moving back in. 36 00:01:41,732 --> 00:01:43,698 - 'Cause Rosemary needs her dad around. 37 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,034 - Does this mean I'm moving out? 38 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,702 - No. - No, no, no, no. 39 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:49,437 It just means that I'll be taking up residence on the 40 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:51,172 couch, nights. - Right. Otherwise the living 41 00:01:51,174 --> 00:01:52,841 room is still an open public space. 42 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:54,676 - Unless one of us reserves it for a private function. 43 00:01:54,678 --> 00:01:56,444 - Right. - Otherwise, raviva's fallen 44 00:01:56,446 --> 00:01:58,246 into a pretty steady schedule at the bar. 45 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:01,549 Monday, Wednesday, Friday nights, and every other Sunday. 46 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:04,686 So those are times that I'll be home with Rosemary without fail, 47 00:02:04,688 --> 00:02:06,454 and anyone wanting time with just me... 48 00:02:06,456 --> 00:02:09,124 - and I'll take her the other nights and every weekday. 49 00:02:09,126 --> 00:02:11,693 Unless one of us has an emergency, in which case we each 50 00:02:11,695 --> 00:02:15,196 get one bonus buck a month, which we can exchange for 51 00:02:15,198 --> 00:02:17,866 childcare. - Yeah. But Sunday nights are 52 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:21,302 still family dinner nights. - And we've set up an online 53 00:02:21,304 --> 00:02:24,406 calendar to give you a visual image of the childcare schedule. 54 00:02:24,408 --> 00:02:26,708 - Because we recognize, soph, how easily this babysitting 55 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:29,511 situation, without coordination, could turn into a nightmare for 56 00:02:29,513 --> 00:02:32,680 you. - Thanks. 57 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:36,785 - Any questions? - ♪ The one for me, for me 58 00:02:36,787 --> 00:02:43,958 ♪ the one for me, for me - Shh. She just went to sleep. 59 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,261 - This late? - Yeah. She's got a serious 60 00:02:46,263 --> 00:02:49,397 case of fomo, lately. How was work? 61 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:53,401 - Long. Terrible tips. Where's soph? 62 00:02:53,403 --> 00:02:57,105 - At some writing career support group thing. Why? 63 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:58,807 What do you need? - Nothing, I... 64 00:02:58,809 --> 00:03:01,209 - wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you... you're gonna undress? 65 00:03:01,211 --> 00:03:07,282 - Yeah. - Okay. 66 00:03:07,284 --> 00:03:11,219 - Okay. So I know tomorrow is, like, my night to watch over 67 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:14,122 Rosemary, but ike said if I picked up another shift that I 68 00:03:14,124 --> 00:03:17,125 could play, like, a mini-set beforehand, so... 69 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,260 - I don't think she's gonna want to, she's already really 70 00:03:19,262 --> 00:03:21,796 bummed that we're breaking up. I don't think she wants to make 71 00:03:21,798 --> 00:03:24,599 it any easier on us. - So would you be willing to 72 00:03:24,601 --> 00:03:27,168 switch? - You're spending your bonus 73 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,903 buck? Because you only get one a 74 00:03:28,905 --> 00:03:30,638 month. - No, I know, but I really 75 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,642 wanna play this gig. What? Got a hot date? 76 00:03:34,644 --> 00:03:37,979 - No. Fine, fine, I'll do it. But the rest of the month, we go 77 00:03:37,981 --> 00:03:43,318 with the schedule. - Yes, I know. I promise. 78 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,421 Thanks. 79 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:52,327 Good night. 80 00:03:52,329 --> 00:03:53,929 Yes. 81 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:07,035 - This is weird. 82 00:04:08,445 --> 00:04:16,445 Hey! Long time no see. - Yeah, I know, right? 83 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:24,092 It's kind of like I've been studying abroad. 84 00:04:24,094 --> 00:04:27,161 - [Chuckles] Todd's the one who's been studying a broad. 85 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:31,432 - Har har. - So, do we have to have some 86 00:04:31,434 --> 00:04:33,301 serious talk about what happened? 87 00:04:33,303 --> 00:04:39,774 - No, no, no. All you did was say you love me. 88 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:41,509 - You kind of said you loved me too. 89 00:04:41,511 --> 00:04:45,980 - No. No, what I said was that I needed time and so that I 90 00:04:45,982 --> 00:04:50,118 would just... - Whatever. 91 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:56,524 [Sighs] So... How is Todd? - He's good. Really good. 92 00:04:56,526 --> 00:04:59,561 Healthy. 93 00:04:59,563 --> 00:05:07,502 Okay, so maybe just an unserious chat? 94 00:05:07,504 --> 00:05:09,571 - [Through computer] Yeah, so, um, that's about it, baby girl. 95 00:05:09,573 --> 00:05:11,873 Anyway, sorry again that I missed your birthday, daph. 96 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:14,208 But I promise when I get home, I'll take you out to a bunch of 97 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,977 beers. Hey, Phil! This is my sister, 98 00:05:15,979 --> 00:05:17,645 Daphne. - [Laughs] 99 00:05:17,647 --> 00:05:19,514 - Anyway, so I love you. Say hi to pop for me. 100 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:21,482 See you soon. - When's he coming back? 101 00:05:21,484 --> 00:05:23,351 - His tour is done at the end of April. 102 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:26,421 - Cool. 103 00:05:26,423 --> 00:05:30,892 - Okay, here's the deal. I'm still with Todd and I'm 104 00:05:30,894 --> 00:05:33,595 gonna be with Todd for the foreseeable future. 105 00:05:33,597 --> 00:05:35,496 - Unless you find out he has a wife and two grubby little kids 106 00:05:35,498 --> 00:05:37,231 in Gary... - Well, that doesn't seem 107 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,900 terribly likely. - It never does, and then 108 00:05:38,902 --> 00:05:40,735 suddenly there you are in Gary, sitting in your car, crying... 109 00:05:40,737 --> 00:05:42,604 - okay, I just need a favor. - Disappear? 110 00:05:42,606 --> 00:05:47,709 - No! Get to know him? Just a little. 111 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:49,444 - [Groans] - Please, this could end up 112 00:05:49,446 --> 00:05:54,048 being long-term. - Like, long-term long-term? 113 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:57,118 - Who knows? And... but, yes, it could end up being the 114 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,921 antidisestablishmentarianism of terms. 115 00:05:59,923 --> 00:06:03,591 House, cat, kid, dog, gerbil... the whole enchilada. 116 00:06:03,593 --> 00:06:08,463 - Really? - Really. 117 00:06:08,465 --> 00:06:12,233 And I can't imagine you not being part of my enchilada. 118 00:06:12,235 --> 00:06:15,603 - [Scoffs] - Which kind of means you have 119 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:19,374 to be part of Todd's enchilada too. 120 00:06:19,376 --> 00:06:21,309 - I'll get to know him, but I don't want anything to do with 121 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:27,482 his enchilada. - Okay. Thank you. 122 00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:34,288 And this was a serious talk. - It was a serious talk. 123 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,658 I drew you in. It was an unwholesome move. 124 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:40,561 I'm sorry. - So, have you sent your book 125 00:06:40,563 --> 00:06:43,097 to any editors? - Yeah, dozens. 126 00:06:43,099 --> 00:06:46,000 I just keep getting back these form rejection letters, so I 127 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:48,403 don't even know why they don't like it, I just know that they 128 00:06:48,405 --> 00:06:50,571 don't. - Hm. 129 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:52,774 - It's like wrestling a cloud. - Why don't you send it to the 130 00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:55,743 teacher you liked at school, the tall one? 131 00:06:55,745 --> 00:06:58,579 - Oh, Parker. - Yes, Parker. Show it to her. 132 00:06:58,581 --> 00:07:01,249 - Doesn't talking to a teacher kind of feel like a backwards 133 00:07:01,251 --> 00:07:03,017 step? - At least she's not a cloud. 134 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:06,387 - Ugh. Yeah. Veev? - What? 135 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:08,122 Want some Mac and cheese? Is that what you want? 136 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:10,224 - Yes, please, I am dying for some carbs. 137 00:07:10,226 --> 00:07:12,093 - You got it. - Thanks, mom. 138 00:07:12,095 --> 00:07:15,830 - You're welcome, little one. - Veev. 139 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:17,765 - Yes? - Don't you think that you guys 140 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:21,736 should see a counselor or something? 141 00:07:21,738 --> 00:07:23,771 It just seems clear that you guys love each other so much. 142 00:07:23,773 --> 00:07:27,241 And Rosemary's so... like, wouldn't it just be better if 143 00:07:27,243 --> 00:07:30,144 you guys could stay together? - We are together, Sophia. 144 00:07:30,146 --> 00:07:34,215 We're just not... Together. - Mm. 145 00:07:34,217 --> 00:07:39,987 - Trust me, it's better this way. 146 00:07:39,989 --> 00:07:42,090 - Thank you. - Mm, breakfast of champions. 147 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:44,625 - Yup. - Dude, how's it going? 148 00:07:44,627 --> 00:07:47,428 - Bad. Like, worst bad ever. - Why? What happened? 149 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:49,664 - It's not about what happened, it's about what has to happen. 150 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:52,066 - Tell me. - Two words. 151 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:55,503 - Speak them. Sweet God, I know what you're gonna say. 152 00:07:55,505 --> 00:07:58,906 - Bro-down. - Yes! Bro-down! Oh! 153 00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:00,675 Dude, I've been wanting one so bad. Why now? 154 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:02,910 - 'Cause Daphne moved back in last night, the first thing she 155 00:08:02,912 --> 00:08:06,114 tells me is that she needs me to be friends with Todd. 156 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:09,250 'Cause they might be long-term. - Like, long-term, long-term? 157 00:08:09,252 --> 00:08:11,018 Yeah. Like, long-term, long-term. 158 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,020 And I just keep thinking about me driving out to the burbs, 159 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:15,323 seeing Daphne holding his baby while he's flipping burgers at 160 00:08:15,325 --> 00:08:17,024 the grill. Do you know how that makes me 161 00:08:17,026 --> 00:08:18,693 feel? - Hungry? 162 00:08:18,695 --> 00:08:20,428 Pissed! Listen to me, my friend. 163 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,463 We need to have a board certified, four-part bro-down. 164 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:25,500 Amen. One. Power hour. 165 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:27,335 Two. Steaks. - Three. Strip club. 166 00:08:27,337 --> 00:08:29,537 Four. Screaming vomit on squat little douche bag named 167 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,272 Julian. - [Laughs] Whoa. 168 00:08:31,274 --> 00:08:36,711 Dude, I completely forgot about part four. Julian. 169 00:08:36,713 --> 00:08:39,313 We need to ruin ourselves so completely that just being alive 170 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:41,783 seems like the best thing ever. And there's only one way to do 171 00:08:41,785 --> 00:08:43,651 it. - I'm totallwith you, dude. 172 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:46,587 Bro-down. - Bro-down. 173 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:48,589 Both: Bro-down! 174 00:08:48,591 --> 00:08:53,570 Sync & corrections by no1 www.Addic7ed.Com 175 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:55,550 - smoke break? - Don't smoke. 176 00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:57,619 - So word on the street is you're going to a strip club 177 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,721 tonight. - Nope. Staying in. 178 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:01,489 - I heard you talking on the phone. 179 00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,791 - It's code for library. - I'm in. 180 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:09,330 Dude, don't mean-mug me. Strippers love me. 181 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,799 Making it rain. Making it rain. 182 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,268 - Please stop doing that. - So you want me to pick you up 183 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:18,606 or what? - Paul, you're not coming. 184 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:21,976 - There's nothing wrong with smoking. 185 00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:30,371 - I have Earl grey, green tea, white tea, rooibos... 186 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:33,608 Smooth move? - Early grey. It's a little 187 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:37,145 early in the morning for a smooth move... 188 00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:40,782 For me, anyway. - I know. But you know, I've 189 00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:43,284 actually come to like it for the taste. 190 00:09:43,286 --> 00:09:45,653 - I'll just go for the Earl grey. 191 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:50,458 - So listen, Sophia, I read your book. 192 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,229 It's very well written. - I know! It's stupid, isn't 193 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:56,130 it, that it hasn't been published yet? 194 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:59,067 - It is disappointing. I can understand that. 195 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:02,737 But I think I know why no one's snapping it up. 196 00:10:02,739 --> 00:10:05,640 - Why? - The whole thing comes across, 197 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:09,310 somehow, ultimately, as a little naive. 198 00:10:09,312 --> 00:10:12,146 - Naive? - And overly intellectual. 199 00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:18,286 Intellectual? Moi? - Oui. And kind of prudish. 200 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:23,424 The dialogue moving into the sex scenes is sumptuous. 201 00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:26,294 You write great romantic dialogue. 202 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:29,497 But people wanna be titillated. They wanna feel like they're 203 00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:33,868 getting a glimpse of something, you know, secret? 204 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:37,639 I mean, speaking as a lesbian, I have to say I was a little 205 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:41,142 surprised to see, in the lesbian sex scenes, absolutely no 206 00:10:41,144 --> 00:10:43,444 mention of equipment. [Kettle whistles] 207 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:49,217 - Equipment? - Yeah. You know what I mean. 208 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:55,456 - Oh, yeah. Equipment. Yeah. - People live their whole 209 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,226 lives, Sophia, skating on the surface. 210 00:10:58,228 --> 00:11:01,496 Skating on the surface. But great writing can shatter 211 00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:05,366 the ice and drop the reader down into the dark, where they really 212 00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:07,502 want to be. 213 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:15,504 - Well, I want to be a great writer. 214 00:11:16,646 --> 00:11:18,546 - Then I think you're going to have to go out and live a 215 00:11:18,548 --> 00:11:25,486 little. - ♪ Tre's a place where I ♪ 216 00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:28,556 ♪ ♪ focus and focus 217 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:31,859 ♪ endlessly waiting for ♪ something new to happen 218 00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:36,064 ♪ I see night falling down [Phone rings] 219 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:39,834 To be continued. [Phone rings] 220 00:11:39,836 --> 00:11:41,502 Hello? - Hey there. 221 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,471 Notice any difference? - In what? 222 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,640 - I don't know... my tone of voice? 223 00:11:45,642 --> 00:11:47,475 Calling you from work? - You sound like a game show 224 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,544 host? - No. I don't have to whisper 225 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:52,680 anymore. Got my own office now. 226 00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:55,650 - Ah, mazel tov. Listen, I'm in the middle of 227 00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:57,385 practicing, do you need anything? 228 00:11:57,387 --> 00:12:01,656 - Uh, I was wondering if you could keep your bonus buck and 229 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,725 have your mom watch Rosemary tonight? 230 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:05,693 - Can't, she's out of town. Why, what's the problem? 231 00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,563 - No problem. Just Miles needs me. 232 00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:10,465 Todd and Daphne getting serious is freaking him out. 233 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,200 He wants to go out and have a little bro-down. 234 00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:14,002 - You said you'd watch her, Louis. 235 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,404 - I know. But I was just wondering if... 236 00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:18,573 - Lou, this was the whole point of the bonus buck. 237 00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:21,409 You said you'd be there, and now I'm in the middle of figuring 238 00:12:21,411 --> 00:12:24,479 crap out for this show. I cannot try to figure out a 239 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:26,881 babysitter right now. - Okay, my bad. Forget it. 240 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:29,851 I'm sorry I asked. Rock on. - So you'll watch her? 241 00:12:29,853 --> 00:12:33,488 - Yeah, I'll take her. - Great. Thank you, bye! 242 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,224 ♪ Daddy doesn't value ♪ ♪ mommy's work ♪ 243 00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:41,195 ♪ he doesn't understand ♪ ♪ that music is a job! 244 00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:45,433 [Sighs] - That's what she meant by 245 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:49,570 "equipment?" - I assume so. 246 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:55,343 - It's so primitive... And big. How do you wear it, do you 247 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:56,911 think? - I don't know. 248 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:59,580 I've never used one. Don't look at me like that. 249 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:01,683 I haven't. I assume you just put it around 250 00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:04,786 your waist and then kind of between your legs? 251 00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:07,722 And then you just... - Oh, my God. 252 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,624 If Laura had ever tried to use that thing on me I would have 253 00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:16,130 screamed. - Yeah, you would have. 254 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:19,434 - Tell me something. Do you think I'm naive? 255 00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,869 [Cell phone rings] Oh, it's Lou. 256 00:13:21,871 --> 00:13:26,274 - Do you think I'm naive? - May I have my phone, please? 257 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:30,411 - Sure, sorry. - Hey, Willy loman, what to the 258 00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:32,113 up? - Miles and I are having a 259 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,948 bro-down. - Oh, Chicago-land, hide your 260 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:36,050 kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands. 261 00:13:36,052 --> 00:13:40,121 - Exactly. So I was wondering if you could babysit, baby? 262 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,757 - Oh, I would love to, but I already told veev I would go see 263 00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:45,126 her play. - What about intellectual? 264 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,995 Do you think that I'm overly intellectual? 265 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,231 - Um, I could do it after? - It's gonna be too late. 266 00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:53,301 - It will be less early, but kind of what you get, dude. 267 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,303 Take it or leave it. - Okay, okay. Just come over 268 00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:58,473 after her set. And don't tell raviva, please. 269 00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,174 - Why? - Because she spent her bonus 270 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,009 buck to get me to watch Rosemary, so she doesn't want 271 00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,479 anyone else doing it. It's part of the agreement. 272 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:08,082 - Lou, I kind of don't want to lie to veev. 273 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,817 It kind of feels like taking sides. 274 00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:12,587 - Daph, Miles really needs this and I think you know why. 275 00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:14,355 - Yeah, I know why. - Yeah, so would you please 276 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:17,191 just help me out? - Oh, buddy, this whole 277 00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:20,962 break-up science fair project is a little bit more complicated in 278 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:23,431 real life than it is on paper, isn't it? 279 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:27,869 - Tons. Help a brother out? - Yes, I will do that. Bye. 280 00:14:27,871 --> 00:14:31,472 - Do you think I'm a prude? - Soph, you got it on with a 281 00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:34,342 girl in a public bathroom and almost got arrested for lewd 282 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,377 conduct. You may be naive, you are 283 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:40,715 certainly overly intellectual. But you're no prude. 284 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:43,684 - Let me see this phone again. - You want that primitive 285 00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:46,854 thing, don't you? - No. I wanna find the bathroom 286 00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:51,292 girl. - The infamous Natalie, I see. 287 00:14:51,294 --> 00:14:54,796 - That's her page. - She's real cute. 288 00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:57,331 [Upbeat pop music] ♪ 289 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:02,236 - Both: Bro-down! - Hey, Lou, when Daphne gets 290 00:15:02,238 --> 00:15:04,305 here, you're gonna catch up on the power hour, right? 291 00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:06,707 - Oh, dude, when she gets here, I'm gonna deep-throat a 292 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:09,210 six-pack, and we are hitting the frickin' town. 293 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,479 - Good. 'Cause this right here is lame. 294 00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,214 I mean, me pounding beers while you and a baby watch? 295 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,483 - Just because there's a baby here doesn't mean this is not a 296 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,685 bro-down. Make no mistake, this is still a 297 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:21,055 major frickin' bro-down. It just smells like crap a 298 00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:22,824 little sooner than normal. All good. 299 00:15:22,826 --> 00:15:25,226 [Cell phone beeps] Damn it. 300 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,195 - What? What is it now? - Daphne. She wants to know if 301 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,630 we can meet at raviva's bar and do the baby hand-off there. 302 00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:31,899 - No! We gotta be at steaks in, like, 25 minutes. 303 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:34,669 - How about we skip the steaks and just go straight to the 304 00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:37,438 strip club. Seems much more hardcore... 305 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,842 And vegan. - Yeah. I guess I see that. 306 00:15:40,844 --> 00:15:46,514 Okay. Let's keep it hardcore. - Cool, cool! 307 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,616 All right, I'm gonna go change her diaper and make her a bottle 308 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:50,384 and see if I can find her favorite bunny. 309 00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:52,253 [Baby whimpering] Bro-down! 310 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,556 - Bro-down! - Both: Bro-down! 311 00:15:57,603 --> 00:16:00,405 You guys, this is a new song, it's called "message". 312 00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:05,043 [Cheers and applause] [Guitar strumming] 313 00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:09,247 ♪ - Yeah! 314 00:16:09,249 --> 00:16:16,387 Whoo! ♪ 315 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:24,389 ♪ way up in the sky ♪ there's a place where I ♪ 316 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,735 ♪ focus and focus ♪ endlessly waiting 317 00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:33,137 ♪ for something new to happen - Whoo! 318 00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:35,340 Go, girl! - You rock! 319 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,175 ♪ Watching and waiting ♪ and staring 320 00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:39,944 ♪ dreaming and daring ♪ something new to happen 321 00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:47,418 ♪ I've seen the falling down ♪ ♪ and the rising 322 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:53,691 ♪ the spinning and ♪ the surprising patterns 323 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:59,631 ♪ the streaming and ♪ the disguising 324 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:05,770 ♪ of a simple message ♪ of a simple message 325 00:17:05,772 --> 00:17:09,273 ♪ aah! - Whoo-hoo! 326 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,376 Yeah! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 327 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:17,548 All right! - Whoo-hoo! 328 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:24,822 [Cheers and applause] ♪ way up in the sky 329 00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:32,196 ♪ there's a place where I ♪ ♪ focus and focus 330 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:35,700 ♪ endlessly waiting ♪ for something new to happen 331 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:42,607 ♪ I've seen the falling down ♪ ♪ and the rising 332 00:17:42,609 --> 00:17:49,280 ♪ of a simple message ♪ of a simple message 333 00:17:49,282 --> 00:17:52,984 ♪ it's such a simple message ♪ ♪ oh! 334 00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:56,988 [Cheers and applause] 335 00:17:56,990 --> 00:18:04,990 [Cheers continue] 336 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:15,500 Hey, I'm gonna go find some better reception. 337 00:18:20,714 --> 00:18:23,081 In case Natalie calls. - Oh. Yeah, okay. 338 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,749 Okay. - Go get her, tiger. 339 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:27,685 You killed it, raviva! - Mwah! 340 00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:30,321 Okay. So remember not to tell raviva that we're taking 341 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:33,391 Rosemary tonight, all right? - Why is it such a big secret? 342 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,426 It's break-up stuff. They're in a weird place. 343 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:40,698 Got it? Hey, girl! 344 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,835 Hi! What's up! - You were incredible! 345 00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:46,337 Yay! I'm so glad you guys could make it! 346 00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,773 Yeah! Us too. - You guys gonna kick it for a 347 00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:50,508 little bit? - Oh, no, we gotta run. 348 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:54,212 What? Dude, I'm tending bar. This is a rare chance for me to 349 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:57,548 be generous. - [Laughs] Yeah, we... we have a 350 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,784 thing. - Oh, what kind of thing? 351 00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:06,524 Um, it's a... it's a tantra class. 352 00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:08,459 Right on. [Cell phone chimes] 353 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:13,364 Oops! And yeah, gotta go! - Bye! Mwah. Bye. 354 00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,433 Bye! - [Laughs] 355 00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:19,203 Okay. - Bye. 356 00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:23,207 Huh. I smell a rat. 357 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:29,213 Rough night? - Yep. 358 00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:34,252 Tell me about it. - I got it on with this girl in 359 00:19:34,254 --> 00:19:41,926 a bathroom about a month ago. - Oh, you had me at "got." 360 00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:46,697 It was really fun. It was really good for her too. 361 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:48,900 You know what I mean? - Yeah. 362 00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:50,635 It wasn't like I took advantage. 363 00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:54,872 Oh, of course you didn't. So what's the problem? 364 00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:59,477 Well, I got her number. And then I lost her number. 365 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,412 Then some time passed and I founher number again and 366 00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:04,582 called her. And now she is not calling me 367 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:09,720 back. - Hm. 368 00:20:09,722 --> 00:20:14,292 Women. - Women. 369 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:21,065 Ooh! There's my girl! - Shh! She just finally fell 370 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,201 asleep. - Hey. 371 00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:25,203 Hey. - Should be all set. 372 00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:27,138 Bottles, diapers, bunny. - Bunny! 373 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,940 Shh! - What are you guys up to? 374 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:30,608 Nothing much. - No, no, no, no, no. 375 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,610 That's not true. They're having a bro-down. 376 00:20:32,612 --> 00:20:34,745 Both: Bro-down! - Bro-down. 377 00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,414 Bro-down. - Bro-down, interesting. 378 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,216 Where are you headed? - Strip club. 379 00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:41,085 Yeah, [Bleep]. - Which one? 380 00:20:41,087 --> 00:20:43,454 Uh, scores, I guess? - Scores? No, no. Pink monkey. 381 00:20:43,456 --> 00:20:46,724 Yeah? It's better? - The best. 382 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:48,559 No, we can't go there. It's too expensive. 383 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:50,628 I know the guys who run it. Use my name, they'll give you 384 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,463 free drinks. - Or you could go with them, 385 00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:54,665 'cause I'm ocupado. - Daphne... 386 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,235 no, I wouldn't want to crash. - That's simple, see? 387 00:20:57,237 --> 00:20:59,403 But it's not crashing if everybody is invited. 388 00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:04,008 You guys can all hang, enchilada-style. 389 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,177 Hey, hey. - Hey. 390 00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,446 What are you guys doing? - Oh, I'm taking Rosemary. 391 00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:10,648 And we are going on a... - Both: Bro-down. 392 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,184 Bro-down? Well, I have always wanted to go 393 00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:15,086 on a bro-down. - Bro-down! 394 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:18,356 Let's go! Come on! 395 00:21:18,358 --> 00:21:23,094 Take me to the trouble! I am ready for some action! 396 00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:26,364 ♪ I don't need you! ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm awesome! Uh-huh! ♪ 397 00:21:31,088 --> 00:21:32,806 [Upbeat pop music] - ♪ Okay, let's go ♪ 398 00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:35,809 ♪ we're the kings of this town ♪ ♪ oh, yeah! 399 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,844 - Hey! - Hey! How's it going, 400 00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:40,647 Mr. sparklers? - Good, good. Listen, I'm gonna 401 00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:42,716 need a private table. - Oh, you've got it. 402 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,451 Who's your friend? - This is Sophia. 403 00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:46,720 - Hi. I'm Sophie. - I'm not liking this. 404 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,724 - The place looks cool. - "Mr. sparklers"? 405 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,492 Come on, really? - And the drinks are gonna be 406 00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:54,661 free. - Lou, he's the reason I needed 407 00:21:54,663 --> 00:21:57,397 the bro-down to begin with. - Dude, you've gotta rally. 408 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,300 So what if he's here. This is our frickin' bro-down. 409 00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:03,637 Own it, pwn it, make it your bitch! 410 00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:06,807 - All right. [Camera shutter clicks] 411 00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:09,676 All right, you know what? I'm just gonna shake it off. 412 00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:11,478 Waah! Shaking it. 413 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,715 Shake it, shake it. Ahh. 414 00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:18,085 All-in. - That's my boy. 415 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:26,087 [Hip-hop music] ♪ 416 00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,562 - Holy crap. - No way. 417 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,431 - ♪ Everybody have a toast ♪ to tonight 418 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,201 ♪ going how it's supposed to ♪ ♪ I wanna just try 419 00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:37,437 ♪ to get close to ♪ that is tonight 420 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,674 ♪ is tonight - Dude, this is just what 421 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:42,843 I needed. - Agreed. 422 00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:45,846 - I am feeling this, dude. - I'm totally feeling this. 423 00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:48,582 - Look, whether Todd's here or not, we've gotta keep our eyes 424 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:52,185 on the balls. - Agreed. 425 00:22:52,187 --> 00:22:55,021 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 426 00:22:55,023 --> 00:23:00,360 - Mm. - Dude, bro-down. 427 00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:03,897 - ♪ I just wanna get close to ♪ that is tonight 428 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:09,736 ♪ is tonight ♪ is tonight 429 00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:11,938 - hey, could I talk to you for... 430 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,773 - be with you in a sec. It'll be $9.50. 431 00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:18,078 - Here's $40. Keep it, kitten. [Purrs] 432 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,580 - Thanks. - If you get a second... 433 00:23:20,582 --> 00:23:22,382 - yeah, yeah. Take it easy... I'm coming. 434 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:25,118 - Really? - [Sighs] What do you want? 435 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,554 - Nice set. I'm guy. 436 00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:29,623 - Nice inappropriateness. I'm offended. 437 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,558 Let me just get the manager. Ike! 438 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,228 - Listen, relax. Here. 439 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,897 - What's that? Your work-release card? 440 00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:40,467 - Uh, no. Actually, that's my... - Listen, creepo, never gonna 441 00:23:40,469 --> 00:23:43,803 happen... never. You really suck at picking up on 442 00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:48,008 social cues. - That makes two of us. 443 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:53,947 Nice song. - What was that all about? 444 00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,850 - That guy's a total skeeze. - You mean that guy? 445 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,685 Guy? - His name's guy? 446 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,087 - Yeah. - [Scoffs] You know him? 447 00:24:01,089 --> 00:24:03,990 - Yeah. He owns black bunny records. 448 00:24:03,992 --> 00:24:10,964 And he manages bands. - Uh, well, he was hitting on 449 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:12,866 me, hard. - [Chuckles] 450 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:16,102 I highly doubt that. - He was. Ask him. 451 00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:17,771 - Raviva. - What? 452 00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:20,607 - He's gay. - No. 453 00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:24,010 - Yeah. And I'm not gonna tell you how I know it, but it's 454 00:24:24,012 --> 00:24:26,146 true. 455 00:24:26,148 --> 00:24:34,148 - [Whispers] Oh, my... [Hip-hop music] 456 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,194 ♪ - Look at that... Todd seems like 457 00:24:41,196 --> 00:24:43,363 the clown prince of this place. I mean, come on, 458 00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:47,500 "Mr. sparklers"? Give me a break. 459 00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:50,637 - Dude, shake it off. We're baby-free, Todd's out of 460 00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:53,673 our frickin' hair, and we've got this heaping helping of bro-down 461 00:24:53,675 --> 00:24:55,642 to maw on. - Yeah, Miles! 462 00:24:55,644 --> 00:24:57,477 - [Growls] - Bro it up! 463 00:24:57,479 --> 00:25:01,081 - Yeah! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! 464 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:07,721 - [Scoffs] Yeah. Thanks, but, no, thanks. 465 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:15,395 - Soph, I know you've never been to a strip club before. 466 00:25:15,397 --> 00:25:20,066 Just follow my lead. - Hey, guys, Todd sent us over. 467 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:25,171 What do you want to do? - Uh... 468 00:25:25,173 --> 00:25:27,874 Um... - How about you show us what 469 00:25:27,876 --> 00:25:34,781 you've got, and then we'll tell you what we need from you next? 470 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,917 - Y-yeah, yeah, what... what she said. 471 00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:45,919 [Upbeat dance music] ♪ 472 00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:54,728 - [Giggles] - Had enough, handsome? 473 00:25:59,207 --> 00:26:00,907 - No, no, no, beautiful. Just getting started. 474 00:26:00,909 --> 00:26:05,145 Two more please... chilled. - All right. 475 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:09,215 - [Laughs] 476 00:26:09,217 --> 00:26:16,456 - [Clears throat] You come here a lot, huh? 477 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,892 - Maybe once a month... you know, clients. 478 00:26:18,894 --> 00:26:21,227 - It seems like they know you pretty well. 479 00:26:21,229 --> 00:26:23,263 It seems like you're a regular. - Well, I just have to make 480 00:26:23,265 --> 00:26:25,565 arrangements sometimes if I bring a group, so you kind of 481 00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:27,901 get to know people. - Yeah, sure. 482 00:26:27,903 --> 00:26:32,505 - Drinks, handsome. - How's that? 483 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:36,810 - Oh, that's... Pretty interesting. 484 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,812 - Are you here with friends? - Yeah. 485 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,580 Yeah, we're... we're having a bro-down. 486 00:26:40,582 --> 00:26:44,451 - Oh, I love a good bro-down. - You've heard of bro-downs? 487 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,519 Whoa, soph. Where are you going... 488 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:49,122 private room? - No, she's gonna teach me how 489 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:51,358 to work the pole! [Squeals] 490 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:58,832 - Oh, rock on! So... 491 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,334 What... what's your name? - Anastasia. 492 00:27:01,336 --> 00:27:03,670 - Anastasia? Like romanov... your parents were 493 00:27:03,672 --> 00:27:06,706 big history buffs? - It's not my real name. 494 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,209 - Oh, right. Sorry. 495 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,177 I'm chatty. Lap dances make me really chatty. 496 00:27:11,179 --> 00:27:13,947 - It's all good. - She wants to have your 497 00:27:13,949 --> 00:27:15,615 babies. You know that, right? 498 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:17,884 - She told you that? - Yep. 499 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:22,889 She wants to have babies, gerbils, the whole enchilada. 500 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:26,793 [Scoffs] She wants that with Mr. sparklers. 501 00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:28,628 - Miles? - Yeah? 502 00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:35,802 - I think you've had enough. - You're right, Todd. 503 00:27:35,804 --> 00:27:38,004 I've had enough of you. 504 00:27:38,006 --> 00:27:45,078 [Cell phone ringing] 505 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:50,550 - Hey, veev, what's up? - You watching Rosemary 506 00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:52,218 tonight? - Me? 507 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,687 - Yes, you. Is Rosemary with you? 508 00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,823 - Uh, why? Do you wanna talk to her? 509 00:27:56,825 --> 00:28:01,027 - She's with you, isn't she? - [Sighs] Yes. 510 00:28:01,029 --> 00:28:02,729 - I knew it! - Lou asked me. 511 00:28:02,731 --> 00:28:05,665 I-I couldn't say no. - But you couldn't tell me? 512 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:08,368 - He asked me not to, okay? Look, this whole "broken up Lou 513 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:10,603 and veev" thing... it's still really new, and we're all just 514 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,239 figuring it out. - Fine. I get it. 515 00:28:13,241 --> 00:28:15,575 I'll kill him when I get home, but I get it. 516 00:28:15,577 --> 00:28:18,445 You guys at my place or yours? - Mine. 517 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,914 - Hmm. Is she okay? - She's peachy. 518 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,849 We're just getting ready for sleepy time. 519 00:28:22,851 --> 00:28:24,684 - Well, you have to change her before you put her down. 520 00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,619 - I know. Lou told me. - And then you have to read her 521 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,888 her book of butterflies. - Oh, I know. Lou told me. 522 00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:30,623 - Okay, and then you have to feed her. 523 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,226 - I know. Lou told me. - And then once you put her 524 00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:36,196 down, after she's asleep, you have to say a little prayer. 525 00:28:36,198 --> 00:28:38,898 - Lou did not tell me that. - Yeah, it's just something 526 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,900 I do. - What's the prayer? 527 00:28:40,902 --> 00:28:44,604 - Well, it can be anything. Just make sure you take a second 528 00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:47,106 to reconnect her to the cosmos before you send her off to 529 00:28:47,108 --> 00:28:49,209 dreamland. It's a really big deal. 530 00:28:49,211 --> 00:28:51,911 - I can handle that. - Okay, and... and give her a 531 00:28:51,913 --> 00:28:54,881 kiss for me. - I'll give her ten. 532 00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:59,786 - Okay, thanks, baby. Love you. Bye. 533 00:28:59,788 --> 00:29:02,121 - If I could give you one piece of advice, Rosemary, you know 534 00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:06,759 what it would be? Avoid having secrets. 535 00:29:06,761 --> 00:29:10,897 Secrets make everything harder. Whoa! 536 00:29:10,899 --> 00:29:14,901 [Upbeat dance music] ♪ 537 00:29:14,903 --> 00:29:18,605 - Relax into it. Trust what you've got. 538 00:29:18,607 --> 00:29:21,341 - Okay. - You and your boyfriend 539 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,443 working out a few fantasies tonight? 540 00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:27,413 - Uh, boyfriend? Oh! 541 00:29:27,415 --> 00:29:31,251 Nope, he is not my boyfriend. Actually, my old college 542 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:33,620 Professor was saying that if I wanted to be a great writer, 543 00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:37,824 I needed to live a little. - Well, let's make that happen. 544 00:29:37,826 --> 00:29:44,597 You've got yourself an admirer. - Oh! 545 00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:47,166 What do I do? - Just dance over, give him 546 00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:49,669 a little something to take home with him, and then you get back 547 00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:55,475 to business. - Got ya. 548 00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:57,877 - And take the money from him. Don't let him touch you. 549 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:05,879 [Hip hop music] ♪ 550 00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:14,688 - Oh! - ♪ I feel so crazy, crazy 551 00:30:16,264 --> 00:30:21,100 - oh! Oh, man. I think I've lived enough for 552 00:30:21,102 --> 00:30:24,804 one night. Um, thank you for your time. 553 00:30:24,806 --> 00:30:30,977 - No problem. - Uh, so... 554 00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:34,347 Do you go to school... like, law school, 555 00:30:34,349 --> 00:30:39,185 nursing school? - Nope. 556 00:30:39,187 --> 00:30:43,856 You smell so good. What's that scent? 557 00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:47,126 - It's my deodorant. - I like it. 558 00:30:47,128 --> 00:30:49,095 - It's called autumn breeze. You could get it at most 559 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:53,132 whole foods. - [Giggles] You're so cute. 560 00:30:53,134 --> 00:30:58,304 - Thank you. You're... you're cute too. 561 00:30:58,306 --> 00:31:01,107 - Do you wanna hang out backstage now? 562 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,942 - I don't think I can afford that. 563 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:06,813 - No, just to hang out... For fun. 564 00:31:06,815 --> 00:31:09,849 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. 565 00:31:09,851 --> 00:31:11,851 Sure. - Cool. 566 00:31:11,853 --> 00:31:14,020 I'll see if one of the other girls can watch Max while we 567 00:31:14,022 --> 00:31:17,290 hang. - Who is Max... your boyfriend? 568 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:23,329 - He's my kid, goofball. I'll see you later. 569 00:31:23,331 --> 00:31:31,331 - ♪ She ain't got no money ♪ ♪ her clothes 570 00:31:46,888 --> 00:31:50,690 ♪ are kind of funny ♪ hair's a little wild ♪ 571 00:31:50,692 --> 00:31:56,362 ♪ and free ♪ oh, but love grows 572 00:31:56,364 --> 00:32:03,836 ♪ where my Rosemary goes ♪ and nobody knows like me 573 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:08,908 ♪ she talks kind of lazy ♪ people say she's crazy ♪ 574 00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:16,716 ♪ and her world's a mystery ♪ ♪ oh, but love grows 575 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:23,790 ♪ where my Rosemary goes ♪ and nobody knows 576 00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:27,427 ♪ like me [Cell phone rings] 577 00:32:27,429 --> 00:32:29,595 - Hi, Natalie. You called! 578 00:32:29,597 --> 00:32:31,297 You're not at gold star, are you? 579 00:32:31,299 --> 00:32:33,533 Okay, good. Uh, no. 580 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:37,704 We're just at another establishment. 581 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:42,709 Yeah. Uh-huh. 582 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:44,644 Well, I was just... - I-I gotta get home. 583 00:32:44,646 --> 00:32:46,779 - Uh, why? This place rocks. 584 00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:49,248 - Yeah, yeah, it does, but I miss Rosemary, you know. 585 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,417 I gotta get home. - Oh, okay, cool. 586 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:54,320 Uh, hey, Natalie, it looks like we're wrapping things up at this 587 00:32:54,322 --> 00:32:56,155 place. Do you wanna maybe come meet me 588 00:32:56,157 --> 00:32:59,926 at mine? Cool. 589 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:01,828 - Dude. Dude, come on. Let's... let's go. 590 00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:03,663 - One second. I wanna see how this ends. 591 00:33:03,665 --> 00:33:05,765 - No, no, let's... let's go. I miss Rosemary. 592 00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,768 I just wanna go. Dude, no, just... 593 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:11,804 - Mr. sparklers, what you talking about? 594 00:33:11,806 --> 00:33:13,973 - Hey, I was just making some arrangements for next week. 595 00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:15,775 I got these Italians... - You know what? 596 00:33:15,777 --> 00:33:18,144 You're full of [Bleep]! - [Laughs] Miles. 597 00:33:18,146 --> 00:33:21,581 - Would you excuse me a sec? You guys need to take him home. 598 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,349 - Yeah, sure. - Why do you guys call him 599 00:33:23,351 --> 00:33:25,351 Mr. sparklers, anyway? - Because he always orders the 600 00:33:25,353 --> 00:33:28,654 best champagne in the place. Here it comes now. 601 00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:31,023 [Sparklers crackling] - I ordered it for you guys. 602 00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:32,792 It just took a little while to put it together. 603 00:33:32,794 --> 00:33:35,261 - Bull[Bleep]. - Dude, take your bro home. 604 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,263 - Don't... hey, hey, hey. Don't tell him what to do. 605 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,931 - Dude, seriously, take him home now. 606 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:40,633 - Dude... - Seriously, do not tell him 607 00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:42,368 what to do. Give me a second. 608 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:44,804 He's a good guy. He's a father. 609 00:33:44,806 --> 00:33:48,975 What are you... some kind of pimp guy with [Bleep] sparklers? 610 00:33:48,977 --> 00:33:51,310 - Miles, come on, let's go. - She wants to have babies with 611 00:33:51,312 --> 00:33:53,446 you? - Dude, dude, let's go! 612 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,748 No. Let's go. Let's go. 613 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,651 - You're not good enough for her, let alone Daphne glover. 614 00:33:58,653 --> 00:34:00,586 Hey, get real! - Miles... 615 00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:03,189 [women screaming] - Dude! 616 00:34:03,191 --> 00:34:05,792 - Get him out of here. I'll get you all in trouble... 617 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:09,362 - Danny? Danny? 618 00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:17,364 - Mr. sparklers! - All right, all right. 619 00:34:17,438 --> 00:34:21,374 Knock it off. Knock it... - Okay... 620 00:34:21,376 --> 00:34:23,676 This is happening. - All right, boys! 621 00:34:23,678 --> 00:34:26,012 Party's over! Let's go! Come on! 622 00:34:26,014 --> 00:34:28,447 - Knock it off! - [Bleep] You, Miles! 623 00:34:28,449 --> 00:34:30,316 - Is this how every bro-down ends? 624 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,852 - Come back here, pussy! - Get off me! 625 00:34:32,854 --> 00:34:34,720 - That's it, sparklers! Let's go! 626 00:34:34,722 --> 00:34:37,723 - Get off! 627 00:34:46,767 --> 00:34:52,297 - Hey. - Hey. 628 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:58,503 - I gotta get home before veev gets back. 629 00:34:58,505 --> 00:35:00,739 Thanks again for watching her. - Sure, but listen... 630 00:35:00,741 --> 00:35:03,942 - I gotta go, daph. - Listen, I'm always happy to 631 00:35:03,944 --> 00:35:07,112 watch this baby. Just please don't make me keep 632 00:35:07,114 --> 00:35:09,114 it a secret. You guys sat us down and told us 633 00:35:09,116 --> 00:35:12,584 that we wouldn't have to take sides, and tonight it kind of 634 00:35:12,586 --> 00:35:17,389 felt like taking sides. I didn't like that. 635 00:35:17,391 --> 00:35:19,224 - Raviva called you, didn't she? 636 00:35:19,226 --> 00:35:22,494 - Yep. - Oh, boy. 637 00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:25,897 Well, it won't happen again. - Thanks. 638 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:29,801 Good night. - Good night. 639 00:35:29,803 --> 00:35:37,803 - What am I gonna do with you? [Sighs] 640 00:35:43,751 --> 00:35:46,385 [Cell phone beeps] - Hi, guy. 641 00:35:46,387 --> 00:35:51,923 I mean, uh, Mr. Doyle. Hi. I'm raviva. 642 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:55,660 We met earlier today at the bar. I'm the girl who accidentally 643 00:35:55,662 --> 00:35:57,963 threatened you. It wasn't really an accident. 644 00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:00,265 It was more of a mistake. You know, I thought that you 645 00:36:00,267 --> 00:36:05,203 were hitting on me with all that talk about my set, and am also 646 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:08,473 going through a weird breakup right now, and maybe I'm a 647 00:36:08,475 --> 00:36:10,242 little sensitive to that kind of thing... 648 00:36:10,244 --> 00:36:13,278 [beep] - Your message has been sent. 649 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,280 - [Chuckles] 650 00:36:20,187 --> 00:36:24,256 - I don't know if you're ever gonna know this, or maybe you 651 00:36:24,258 --> 00:36:26,558 will. I-I don't know. 652 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,696 But right now... Right now... this moment right now 653 00:36:31,698 --> 00:36:34,466 is the best part of my whole stupid day. 654 00:36:34,468 --> 00:36:37,803 [Rosemary coos] This is the best part of my 655 00:36:37,805 --> 00:36:41,573 life. When your mom gets home, she's 656 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:45,110 gonna be really pissed at me. And you know what? 657 00:36:45,112 --> 00:36:49,381 She's right. She's right. 658 00:36:49,383 --> 00:36:55,654 And I'm just gonna apologize and try to do better next time... 659 00:36:55,656 --> 00:36:59,424 better for me, better for her, better for you. 660 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,426 Deal? Deal. 661 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,916 - God, I am so hungry. - What have you got? 662 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:14,719 - Pumpkin and flaxseed granola, nori, kale chips. 663 00:37:14,721 --> 00:37:16,655 - Are you on some kind of lesbian stink-food diet? 664 00:37:16,657 --> 00:37:19,391 - No, it's not me. It's Lou and raviva. 665 00:37:19,393 --> 00:37:21,526 How about maple syrup? Lou says it's like nature's 666 00:37:21,528 --> 00:37:23,528 candy. - Mm, you're like nature's 667 00:37:23,530 --> 00:37:26,665 candy. - I'm here, you guys. 668 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,767 - Oh. - And it's a great natural 669 00:37:28,769 --> 00:37:31,169 sweetener. [Both laughing] 670 00:37:31,171 --> 00:37:33,505 - I'm so sorry. 671 00:37:44,865 --> 00:37:48,673 - So, if you deleted the text and then gave this Laura girl 672 00:37:48,675 --> 00:37:50,976 back the phone, how did you get my number? 673 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:53,778 - It wasn't easy. I remembered that you said you 674 00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:57,015 worked at hop leaf, and I thought about calling, but 675 00:37:57,017 --> 00:37:59,784 I didn't want to seem creepy. So I looked at their profile 676 00:37:59,786 --> 00:38:03,121 page and went through all their friends, and after an hour, 677 00:38:03,123 --> 00:38:07,159 I found you there, saw that your profile was private, and then 678 00:38:07,161 --> 00:38:10,495 sent you a friend request, which you totally ignored. 679 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,364 - Yeah, I kind of stepped away from that whole scene for a 680 00:38:12,366 --> 00:38:14,166 while. - Well, I noticed that we had a 681 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:16,868 friend in common. So I wrote her, and I asked her 682 00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:21,973 to look on your profile and give me your number and... 683 00:38:21,975 --> 00:38:23,808 Boom. - "Boom"? 684 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:26,077 That doesn't sound creepy at all. 685 00:38:26,079 --> 00:38:28,213 - Well, I really wanted to find you. 686 00:38:28,215 --> 00:38:32,584 - I'm glad you did. - [lmitates gunshot] 687 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:36,755 - Oh. [Both laugh] 688 00:38:36,757 --> 00:38:40,091 - Okay. Yeah. 689 00:38:40,093 --> 00:38:46,331 I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye. 690 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:50,902 - He okay? - Yep. He's fine. 691 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:53,104 You may have knocked loose a cap he's had since High School, 692 00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:57,509 but... He's fine. 693 00:38:57,511 --> 00:39:01,680 - I'm sorry. - What are we gonna do? 694 00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:05,684 - I'll pay for his tooth. - No, I mean... 695 00:39:05,686 --> 00:39:11,590 You and me. What are we gonna do? 696 00:39:11,592 --> 00:39:17,062 We're friends... Right? 697 00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:21,199 Right? And... and... We're roommates. 698 00:39:21,201 --> 00:39:27,439 We're friends. [Sighs] 699 00:39:27,441 --> 00:39:38,310 - Daph... [Chuckles] 700 00:39:39,052 --> 00:39:47,052 - ♪ If you had a chance ♪ would you take it? 701 00:39:54,735 --> 00:39:59,004 - Miles. - What? 702 00:39:59,006 --> 00:40:02,507 - I'm with Todd. - I know. 703 00:40:02,509 --> 00:40:07,445 - I just... I don't... I don't do this kind 704 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,614 of thing. I can't... 705 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:15,086 - no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna talk. 706 00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:17,255 Please. - ♪ You're the way ♪ 707 00:40:17,257 --> 00:40:21,760 ♪ that you used to be ♪ is it a crime 708 00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:29,534 ♪ to say you're broken? ♪ ♪ take all the wrongs 709 00:40:29,536 --> 00:40:33,872 ♪ and make it right ♪ break all the ties 710 00:40:33,874 --> 00:40:37,976 ♪ that held you tight - I love you. 711 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:47,319 - I love you. - ♪ This is all you are ♪ 712 00:41:01,686 --> 00:41:04,202 - You have to tell Todd you just slept with Miles? 713 00:41:04,204 --> 00:41:05,236 Why? 714 00:41:05,238 --> 00:41:07,272 - Who are you talking to? - Nobody. 715 00:41:07,274 --> 00:41:09,207 - Sophia has finished her first book. 716 00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:11,476 - You should throw a party. - To Sophia. 717 00:41:11,478 --> 00:41:13,445 - [Shouting wildly] - I'd say it's working out 718 00:41:13,447 --> 00:41:15,280 pretty well. - Till one of us starts seeing 719 00:41:15,282 --> 00:41:17,048 somebody else, I suppose. - Are you seeing someone else? 720 00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:18,917 - Are you? - You're stuck between Todd and 721 00:41:18,919 --> 00:41:21,712 Miles. - Come live with me.