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Did you have a thing for lemon breeland?
Yes, a long time ago.
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But there's nothing between her
and me anymore. I love you!
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Marry me?
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We were in love once.
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Lord help me, I still think I am.
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I can't believe you had
the audacity to tell Ruby
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she wasn't the love of my life!
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I will never forgive you for this.
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Oh!
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Shelby?
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Brick?!
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Never speak of this.
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Would you maybe consider
being my actual boyfriend?
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I know that I am a handful, but...
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Greetings. This is dash DeWitt
for the bluebell blawker.
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It is exactly 250 years since
Cyrus lavinius Jeremiah Jones
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and his wife Lucille's wagon broke down
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on the side of this very road.
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And as bluebell prepares to
go back in time to celebrate
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our oldest couple,
all anybody seems to want
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to talk about is our newest.
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Hey, what are we even doing up?
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Can't we just go back to bed?
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You have to go to work,
and I have to go to work.
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But I have tomorrow off.
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And I have a great idea.
Hmm?
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I was reading in the paper
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that there's orange
picking up in fairhope.
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And I thought we could go spend the day.
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You know, bring a blanket and some wine.
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Hmm, maybe we could pose
for a j.Crew catalog, too.
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Please, please, please, please?
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All right, look, I'll do it for you,
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but we're bringing beer, not wine.
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And I expect you to show me
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some serious gratitude
afterward. Uh-huh.
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(Laughs) Okay.
Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
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You know what?
It's a deal. (Laughs)
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We'll have a good time, I promise.
All right.
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People eat here, you know?
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Ooh, my bad, man.
You know, it was her idea.
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I am a stickler for the health code.
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Do I look amused?
I got problems.
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Southern living just called.
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They're doing a story on pioneer days.
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And why is that bad?
You've been wanting
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I kinda dropped the ball on
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my pioneer days responsibilities.
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I got no one to play
the founding couple.
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And delma, who's
supposed to cater first feast...
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First feast?
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Lucille and Cyrus cheered up
the settlers
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with a big first feast.
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It's right there in the name, Zoe.
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Please, try and keep up.
Anyway, delma must have lost
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her taste buds because the
mutton she brought over
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for me to sample,
it tasted, well, like, mutton.
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Look, lavon, I know you're
going through a rough time,
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so Wade and I will do whatever
we can to help. I gotta go.
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Oh, thank you.
You two are the best.
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Anything for you, buddy.
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You can pick up
your costumes this afternoon.
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What? No, no.
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We would be happy to play
the founding couple
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if it helps you out.
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Yeah, what she said.
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I gotta go. Um, I left
your car at the car wash.
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And thank you again for
the loan yesterday.
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No problem.
I'll see you later?
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Yeah. Oh, you might want
to avert your eyes.
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I'm about to kiss
my woman good-bye.
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So, all right, here we go.
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Mm! Mm! Mm!
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Oh, look out!
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(Chuckles)
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Mm! Dang!
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There's that big dumb smile.
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I'm sorry.
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I hope this isn't making
you feel worse about Ruby.
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I'm just so happy!
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Good. I gotta say, I didn't see
you two panning out.
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You drive each other so crazy.
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Yeah, you'd be shocked.
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Wade is like a different person.
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(Chuckles) How long you been together,
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a month?
Mm-hmm.
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A month in, everybody's
on their best behavior.
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So what are you saying? This
happiness is just an illusion?
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All I'm saying is that you are
dating Wade kinsella.
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It's how you deal
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with his true nature that's gonna make
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or break your relationship.
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I'll see you later, z.
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I gotta go see a woman about mutton.
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Okay. Well, great talk.
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George Tucker...
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General.
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Rad!
You are so lucky!
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Ah!
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I never get to be anything cool.
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Wanda Lewis, butter churner.
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(Squeals)
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Tom long, blacksmith Adams!
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Oh, look whose luck just changed!
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Are you sure I can't keep my phone on?
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I like to text with tom.
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She's kidding! No phones!
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Don't blow this for me.
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Blacksmith, Wanda, blacksmith.
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Let me show you your bellows.
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Aw, sweet.
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Annabeth, are you aware
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that Southern living
is covering pioneer days?
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Then I will definitely
renew my subscription.
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I wasn't sure because...
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No, annabeth, this
is our big opportunity.
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Everyone knows that delma's
cooking is not up to snuff,
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and, with the press coming,
there's no room
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for second-rate
cuisine at first feast.
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So we can cater it!
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Shh!
Ooh!
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That's a great idea!
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But doesn't lavon still blame
you for Ruby dumping him?
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Oh, I mean, it's been weeks.
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I mean, surely he's over it, right?
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You know, I'll just stop by his
house with some baked goods
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and smooth everything over.
I'm so excited!
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Okay!
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Well, good luck with that!
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Oh, hey, Zoe.
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Hey, George.
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How have you been?
How's tansy?
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Uh, she's, she's at a
hair show in Orlando.
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She, she says it's all
very honey boo boo?
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I don't know what that even means.
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You know, I...
She's, she's good.
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We, we are good.
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That's good.
Yeah.
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And how about you and Wade?
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Heard you made that official.
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You know, I hope,
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I hope that's not too weird for you.
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Ah, no. You could take all
the single guys in bluebell
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and throw 'em in one room.
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You were bound to date someone I knew.
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And you were bound
to date their ex-wife.
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Touché.
(Both chuckle)
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Life in bluebell.
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Sure. (Chuckles)
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George! George!
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Uh, you know I gotta run.
I gotta go that way.
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George!
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It was great to see you, Zoe.
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(Knocking)
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Lemon.
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Mayor Hayes, hello!
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I brought you some popovers.
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A traditional food from the 1700s,
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not to mention pretty darn delicious.
Uh-uh.
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No. You and annabeth will not
be catering first feast.
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But...
Good-bye, lemon.
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(Sighs)
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Zoe:
Ooh, yeah, burgers sound great.
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I do like that idea for dessert.
(Chuckles)
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I'll see you later.
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(Laughing):
Wade, stop.
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Bye.
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So it's true.
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You are dating Wade kinsella.
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Honestly, I never saw that one coming.
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And I never saw myself wearing
1763 couture, yet here we are.
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(Chuckles) Lavon has chosen
you and your new beau
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to play our founding couple.
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It's quite an honor, you know.
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Uh, yeah, sure.
You can
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use this for your research.
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It's Lucille's diary.
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I brought it,
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hoping that someone else
would read it, and it would
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touch her life like it has mine.
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Sheriff bill:
Dr. hart.
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There you are.
Good news.
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I found your car.
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I... didn't realize
that it was lost.
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Wade reported it missing yesterday.
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Oops. I guess I let that cat
out of the bag.
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I'll drop your car off later. (Chuckles)
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He lost it?
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Okay. Well, maybe it was camouflaged
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into the background.
Is it green?
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It's silver.
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Oh.
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That's it.
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Wade has gone back to being Wade.
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Damn you, lavon!
Crickett,
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thank you for the book.
I have to go kill a bartender.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa! Slow down.
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How you handle this first crisis
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will make or break
the rest of your relationship.
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Why does everyone keep saying that?
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I just follow the sage words of
Lucille lavinius Jeremiah Jones.
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Lucille and Cyrus were happily married
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for 62 years, and why is right
in that first chapter.
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Instead of letting little
annoyances turn to anger,
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Lucille turned them into
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positivity.
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And that worked?
It has for me.
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Stanley and I haven't argued
for ten years.
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But it's your choice.
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You and Wade could spend your lives
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shouting and fighting.
Or you could
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stay in the honeymoon period forever.
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Wade:
Oh!
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(Chuckles)
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Look at that.
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Your car's back.
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(Sighs) Yeah.
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Sheriff bill found it.
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Look... I-I can explain,
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okay? See-see, I just took it
for a quick little fishing trip
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and then I, you know, had a beer or...
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(Clears throat)
...Like, six.
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And then I walked back
'cause I was being responsible,
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right? But then I forgot,
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uh, well... I...
Hey,
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you know what?
I am sure
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that you will be more careful
in the future.
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Yeah.
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While you're being so understanding...
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maybe I should
open up the trunk.
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(Gasping) (Coughs)
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(Clears throat)
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You know...
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This is a good excuse
to get my car detailed.
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(Chuckles) Hey, did you
remember those burgers?
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I'm hungry.
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Yeah. Yeah, m-me, too.
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A-all right.
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(Sighs)
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(Coughs)
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(Car horn honks)
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(Seagulls calling)
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(Birds singing)
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(Clears throat)
Fyi, you're out of shampoo.
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That's impossible.
I just got some,
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like, three days ago.
Yeah, well,
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see, I ran out of detergent
over at my place,
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and so I-I used it to
wash my sheets. What?
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That was hand-harvested sea
kelp and lavender shampoo.
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That I had shipped special.
From Paris.
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Par avion!
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Well, I...
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I didn't...
I didn't know.
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No biggie. You know, I can get
some of that generic stuff
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they have at the Dixie stop.
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Shampoo is shampoo.
And apparently
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detergent, right?
Lesson learnt.
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Uh, what...
260
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What's going on here?
261
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I-I lost your car, then I used
up all your froufrou shampoo.
262
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Why aren't you throwing stuff at me?
263
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Because then we would be a couple
264
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that throws stuff at each other.
265
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And that's not how I want us to be.
266
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I am turning my negativity
into positivity.
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Did you take one of those pamphlets
268
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from Josie down at the bus depot?
269
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'Cause all her positivity
came after a lost weekend on
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Billy Ray Cyrus' tour bus.
271
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I am following the doctrine of...
272
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Lucille lavinius Jeremiah Jones.
273
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Much better.
Yeah! You know,
274
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we have already avoided two
fights following this theory.
275
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Please-please do this with me.
276
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So... if I screw up,
277
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if I do something boneheaded again,
278
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you're not gonna get mad at me?
279
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Yep.
280
00:10:11,008 --> 00:10:12,842
Well, who's gonna argue with that?
281
00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:16,129
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
282
00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:18,331
(Zoe giggling)
283
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:23,886
The new washtubs arrived just in
time for tomorrow's festivities.
284
00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:26,556
Solid oak. Classy!
285
00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:29,508
Well, I am writing a special
paper edition of the blawker
286
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using a feather quill.
287
00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:32,945
Hey, Dr. breeland,
288
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did you get those leeches yet?
Oh, uh, yeah.
289
00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:37,734
They're wriggling
around my office. (Laughs)
290
00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:39,786
George! George, there you...
I've been looking for you.
291
00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:41,154
Didn't you get my messages?
292
00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:43,289
Uh, yeah, I did, and I
will... I will call you back,
293
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:46,192
but I got a client, and I got a...
Son, I'm sure you were
294
00:10:46,194 --> 00:10:48,745
startled by what you saw
on Christmas Eve.
295
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:50,747
I'm sorry. Did you...
Did you say "startled,"
296
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or did you say "scarred"?
297
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:54,801
'Cause seeing you and shelby...
a woman half your age...
298
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Shh. I know.
299
00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,303
Who I happen to have dated...
300
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I know, which is why I called.
I want to explain myself.
301
00:11:00,141 --> 00:11:02,141
No. I don't... I don't need an explanation.
Sure, sure...
302
00:11:02,143 --> 00:11:04,143
I mean, no, I don't. Sure you do.
303
00:11:04,145 --> 00:11:07,380
I know we're not almost related
anymore, but we're friends.
304
00:11:07,382 --> 00:11:10,066
Are we now? Because I'm not so sure...
Sure, which is why
305
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:13,936
I want to assure you,
it was a one-time thing.
306
00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:15,922
Good. That's great.
307
00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:18,191
That means we don't
have to talk about it
308
00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:20,326
or think about it ever again, so...
309
00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:23,529
which became
a two-night thing, and then, now
310
00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:24,947
it's kind of an every nightly thing.
311
00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:28,084
I so, so, so do not want to know this.
312
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:29,535
But you're the only one who does,
313
00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:31,904
which is why you're the only one
who can offer me advice.
314
00:11:31,906 --> 00:11:35,591
If you are a doctor,
why are you trying to kill me?
315
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:38,094
Shelby is my daughter's age!
What am I thinking?!
316
00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:40,079
You're right, you're right.
I'm not thinking.
317
00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,098
Because it's not my brain
that's making decisions here.
318
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,750
Okay, brick, listen, man, when
people say, "don't go there""
319
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there is the there that
they're talking about.
320
00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:48,921
Clearly I'm having a midlife crisis.
321
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:53,192
But all crises pass.
322
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I will end this. Now.
323
00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:59,031
So, thank you, son, for the advice.
324
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:02,201
See? Despite everything,
you are a good friend.
325
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,038
Wade: Oh, man, that's awesome.
Heck, yeah.
326
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,606
Cool. Oh, hey, baby. What's up? Hey.
327
00:12:07,608 --> 00:12:10,576
Uh, this is meatball. He and I
used to play in a band together.
328
00:12:10,578 --> 00:12:12,412
Oh, cool. It's good to meet you.
329
00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:14,280
Hey. Nice.
Yeah?
330
00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:16,082
Uh, listen, meatball
got the day off work,
331
00:12:16,084 --> 00:12:18,551
so he and I were gonna go
get a couple of beers.
332
00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:20,136
I might be home kind of late.
333
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,638
But we were supposed
to go orange picking today.
334
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,957
(Laughs) Orange picking?
335
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,625
Hey, quit laughing.
336
00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:29,645
Baby, I am so sorry.
I totally forgot. I...
337
00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:31,030
Well, I certainly don't want
338
00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:32,849
to interfere with orange picking day.
339
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,300
You know what?
340
00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,769
You guys... you should just go
do your thing.
341
00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,104
Wade:
No.
342
00:12:38,106 --> 00:12:40,506
You really wanted to do this, and I'm...
343
00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:42,525
Happy to go orange picking.
344
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:43,743
Don't be silly.
345
00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:45,111
But meatball's already here.
346
00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,812
We can go orange picking any day.
347
00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:47,997
It's no biggie.
348
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:50,616
You two have fun.
349
00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:52,818
(Zoe laughs)
350
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,540
(Both laugh)
351
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,041
So, knowing that we're looking
352
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:01,160
for a game-changer
publicity-wise,
353
00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:03,679
I made an alphabetical list of ideas.
354
00:13:03,681 --> 00:13:05,765
From advertising to ziplining
355
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:06,966
across town...
356
00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:08,667
Annabeth, there is only one idea.
357
00:13:08,669 --> 00:13:11,137
We are going to cater first feast.
358
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:12,004
Lemon.
Uh, uh, uh.
359
00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:13,940
I know that lavon said no, but
360
00:13:13,942 --> 00:13:16,025
I have a plan.
361
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,895
Wonderful.
362
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,947
Another plan!
(Laughs)
363
00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,351
Crickett:
Ah, Dr. hart.
364
00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:26,869
Binge eating already.
365
00:13:26,871 --> 00:13:28,354
Oh, I should have warned you.
366
00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,855
The pressure can take its toll.
367
00:13:29,857 --> 00:13:31,207
No kidding.
368
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:33,793
Lucille lavinius Jeremiah Jones
is gonna give me a stroke!
369
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,878
There, there. It's totally
normal to feel frustrated
370
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,797
when you first start
rechanneling your energy.
371
00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:40,716
I burst blood vessels
in both my eyeballs,
372
00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:42,218
looked like a demon.
373
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,921
You just need to find yourself
an outlet for that energy.
374
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:46,522
How am I supposed to do that?
375
00:13:46,524 --> 00:13:50,876
Well, in the South,
we call them projects.
376
00:13:50,878 --> 00:13:52,979
Delma:
What are you talking bout?!
377
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:55,765
That roast beef was cooked
perfectly medium rare!
378
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,317
Well, delma, it's not
that it wasn't medium rare now.
379
00:13:58,319 --> 00:14:01,070
It's just that it wasn't good,
which brings me to my point.
380
00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:03,606
I don't want to hear
your point, mayor Hayes.
381
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:07,360
What I want to hear is where
you're gonna shove that roast.
382
00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:09,245
You get somebody else
to cater this event.
383
00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:10,496
I quit.
384
00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:11,914
Well, you can't quit!
385
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,083
I'm trying to fire you!
386
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,335
Me?! You're the one who's
always trying to control things.
387
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,070
Lemon: Because if I
left everything to you,
388
00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:19,455
we'd be selling muffins
door-to-door.
389
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:20,906
Oh, at least we'd be selling muffins!
390
00:14:20,908 --> 00:14:23,426
Lemon: Everyone knows
that I am the real talent
391
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:24,743
in this relationship!
392
00:14:24,745 --> 00:14:27,680
Your only talent is being
a pain in my backside.
393
00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:30,550
(Gasps) Well, I don't
want to do this anymore.
394
00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:32,018
This partnership is over!
395
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,686
(Scoffs)
396
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,225
Oh.
397
00:14:39,227 --> 00:14:41,360
Hi there, mayor Hayes.
398
00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:43,112
Don't mind me.
I'm just... (Sniffles)
399
00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,148
testing the limits of
my waterproof mascara.
400
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,483
Yup. There it is.
401
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:48,868
Good to know for the future.
402
00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,571
I'm sorry. I couldn't help
but hear your fight.
403
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,039
I should have known better than
404
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,291
to trust my livelihood
to lemon breeland.
405
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,077
I guess I'll just have
to start my own business.
406
00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:01,831
Though no one's gonna
hire me without her.
407
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,165
Well, that's not true.
408
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,585
As a matter of fact, it just so happens
409
00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:06,886
I'm looking for a caterer
410
00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:08,170
for first feast.
411
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:10,289
Wait. You mean... me?
412
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,725
Well, I know it's last
minute, but yeah. Really?
413
00:15:12,727 --> 00:15:13,926
Oh, thank you, lavon.
414
00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:15,261
I will make you proud.
415
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,480
Oh, I know you will, all right? (Laughs)
416
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:20,516
Now, no more tears,
okay? All right.
417
00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:34,814
Hey, doc, thanks again
for the rain... check.
418
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,999
Don't mention it.
419
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:40,419
Wha... what is that?
420
00:15:40,421 --> 00:15:41,721
Oh, this little thing?
421
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,206
In the South, we call them projects.
422
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,709
Huh.
(Zoe laughs)
423
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,838
(Crowd chatter)
424
00:15:55,508 --> 00:15:57,009
(Bleating)
425
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,977
Hear ye. Hear ye.
426
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:01,814
And now, the ceremonial turning off
427
00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:03,315
of the electricity.
428
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:04,566
(Clank, hissing)
429
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:07,019
(Goat bleats, crowd cheers and applause)
430
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,937
And now, the traditional adding
431
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:13,325
of the old-fashioned es and
extra ps on the town signage.
432
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,527
(Applause)
433
00:16:19,415 --> 00:16:22,534
Enjoy yourself, all right?
434
00:16:22,536 --> 00:16:24,369
So every time
435
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,488
Wade annoys you,
you're going to do a project?
436
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:29,091
Instead of, say, uh, telling him
what's bothering you
437
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:30,976
and giving him a chance to change?
438
00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:32,261
No, you were right.
439
00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,795
Wade went back to being Wade,
440
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,881
and this is how I'm going
to deal with it.
441
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:37,483
By quilting?
Uh-huh.
442
00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:38,767
Yeah, that's-that's reasonable.
443
00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:39,801
(Laughs)
444
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,436
No! It's crazy!
445
00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:43,472
Just give him a piece of your
mind and be done with it!
446
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:44,606
And how is that gonna end?
447
00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,525
I yell at him all the time,
he yells back.
448
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,676
I won't do that.
449
00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:50,462
Growing up, all my parents
ever did was argue.
450
00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,347
I like Wade. I
want this to work.
451
00:16:52,349 --> 00:16:54,182
I need this to work.
452
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,485
(Sighs) Uh.
453
00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:58,287
What's that?
454
00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,022
I found it in the kitchen,
455
00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:02,991
used it to make my shopping list.
456
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:04,209
Why?
457
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:07,296
'Cause I asked Wade to take this
to the post office
458
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,030
this morning.
459
00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:11,583
I think I'm gonna need a bigger project.
460
00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:13,752
(Laughs)
461
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:20,926
Candle making!
462
00:17:20,928 --> 00:17:22,177
That's what I'm talking about.
463
00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:23,980
Do you need some help?
Actually, with annabeth
464
00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:26,431
catering the big event,
we are a bit short-staffed.
465
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,817
So we are having problems
with our wicks.
466
00:17:28,819 --> 00:17:31,153
Really? Well, you know what
467
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:34,022
Lucille lavinius Jeremiah Jones
did when her wicks failed?
468
00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:36,325
She added the wicks after the wax!
469
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,243
Exactly. Page 33.
470
00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,661
How could I have forgotten?
471
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:42,497
Ooh, maybe when we're
done with this, we can do
472
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:43,782
some flower arranging.
473
00:17:43,784 --> 00:17:45,734
♪ Ooh, garland!
474
00:17:45,736 --> 00:17:47,002
I like the way you think,
Dr. hart.
475
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:48,337
Double time on the candles,
476
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:49,755
we can get to the garlands.
477
00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:50,622
Ooh!
Right, girls?
478
00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:51,873
Yeah, great idea.
I love it.
479
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,842
(Sighs)
480
00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:56,845
Okay.
481
00:17:58,914 --> 00:18:00,915
Well, hello, doctor.
482
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:03,918
I didn't know I was due
for a checkup so soon, but...
483
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,770
(Gasps) Oh!
484
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:05,971
Uh, sorry.
485
00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:07,973
It's a little pioneer medicine.
486
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:09,090
Oh, my God.
487
00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:10,091
Look, shelby, uh...
488
00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:12,594
You bluebellians are so cute.
489
00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:14,613
Well, one in particular.
490
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,481
(Laughs)
491
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,450
Got you a little gift.
492
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,620
Oh. Well...
493
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:25,123
Let's see.
494
00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:27,292
Oh.
495
00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:30,629
It's blue to match your eyes.
496
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,881
What's the matter?
You don't like it?
497
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:36,385
No, I do. I do like it, but...
498
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,119
Shelby, look, we need to talk.
499
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:39,954
I get it.
500
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:42,474
You are the respected town doctor, and
501
00:18:42,476 --> 00:18:44,726
you can't have
people talking, and as much fun
502
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:47,512
as we're having, this is gonna
have to come to an end.
503
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:50,098
It's a shame because I got
all this new lingerie,
504
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,851
and I wanted to surprise you,
505
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,486
but... well...
506
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:55,854
Good-bye, brick.
507
00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:57,656
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
508
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,775
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, uh,
509
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,910
who said anything
about... about this ending?
510
00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:04,813
What do I care... about
what people think?
511
00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:06,448
I'm an adult,
512
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,583
and we are having an adult relationship,
513
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:12,654
so if I want to do this...
514
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,376
I damn well will!
515
00:19:17,378 --> 00:19:19,044
(Both laughing)
516
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,079
Well, good.
517
00:19:22,515 --> 00:19:24,016
Are you sure you told the cooks
518
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:26,167
to follow my recipes to a tee?
Yes, lemon.
519
00:19:26,169 --> 00:19:28,020
You know, they're all wondering
what you're doing here.
520
00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:29,471
Well, just keep trying to kick me out.
521
00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:31,506
Lemon breeland,
522
00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:33,859
never show your horrible,
ugly, disgusting face
523
00:19:33,861 --> 00:19:35,027
near me again.
524
00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:37,362
You're like one of those hobbit trolls!
525
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:40,032
(Whispering): Maybe just, like,
tone it down a little bit.
526
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,868
I am just very uncomfortable with this.
527
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,703
Can't we just stage our makeup now?
528
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,472
No, honey. We cannot tell lavon
that we didn't really break up
529
00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,574
until after we do the interview
with Southern living magazine.
530
00:19:49,576 --> 00:19:51,877
After that, it'll be too
late for him to fire us.
531
00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:54,713
(Silverware clinking)
532
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,747
Lemon?
533
00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:58,199
What are you doing here?
534
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,136
What... what do you think
she's doing here?
535
00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:04,873
Offering me unwelcome tips
on how to plate my vegetables.
536
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,476
I am sorry for intruding, but I thought
537
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:11,379
that it was my duty as a citizen
to offer my skills.
538
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,217
You know what?
That's very kind of you, lemon.
539
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:18,186
And if you're serious
about offering your skills,
540
00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:20,856
I think I have
the perfect assignment for you.
541
00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:22,157
You do?
542
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:24,092
Yeah, grog wench.
543
00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:26,995
Huh. Grog what?
544
00:20:26,997 --> 00:20:28,530
Yeah, you can tend to the drinks,
545
00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:30,949
make sure everyone's cup is full
at the feast all night long.
546
00:20:30,951 --> 00:20:33,085
You'll be too busy to offer
unsolicited advice.
547
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:35,236
Sound good?
548
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:38,206
Sounds great.
549
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,415
So, how was your night out?
550
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,134
Oh, man, it was great.
551
00:20:49,136 --> 00:20:50,268
Meatball got so hammered,
552
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,853
he was making out with
the hood of his car.
553
00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:53,305
It was hilarious.
554
00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:55,474
You know what I did last night?
What's that?
555
00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:58,810
Watched this old
frontier house show on pbs...
556
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:00,312
all 12 hours.
557
00:21:00,314 --> 00:21:03,615
Wife's idea to help us get
into character for today.
558
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:06,401
You're the luckiest man
alive, Wade, you know that?
559
00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:09,371
Yeah, well, kind of not really.
560
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:12,440
Zoe... Zoe's been acting
real weird lately.
561
00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,825
She... she's all wound up.
562
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:16,277
She's got all these little projects.
563
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:17,412
To be honest with you,
564
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,714
she's acting like someone else entirely.
565
00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:20,715
Zoe:
Come on, ladies,
566
00:21:20,717 --> 00:21:21,783
chop-chop.
567
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:23,218
Do not let that hit the ground.
568
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,669
I am looking at you, Leigh Ann.
569
00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:25,637
Hey, sweetie.
570
00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:27,672
Pick up the pace!
571
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,812
I think the name you're
looking for is lemon breeland.
572
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,515
Oh, this is not good.
573
00:21:47,986 --> 00:21:51,072
Whoa, don't off yourself yet,
general, I need some help.
574
00:21:51,074 --> 00:21:53,691
Why am I suddenly this entire
town's personal Dr. Phil?
575
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:54,725
Look,
576
00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:58,079
Zoe read some belle
relationship manifesto
577
00:21:58,081 --> 00:22:01,249
and she's burying herself in projects.
578
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,617
All right, she's being
way too nice to me,
579
00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:04,535
and I tried to talk to her
about it this morning,
580
00:22:04,537 --> 00:22:06,170
and she just kept quilting.
581
00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:08,923
Ah, yes, I am entirely too familiar
582
00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:12,326
with the diary of Lucille
lavinius Jeremiah Jones
583
00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:15,163
and the particular insanity of those
584
00:22:15,165 --> 00:22:19,067
that would ask themselves
w.W.L.L.J.J.D.?
585
00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:21,418
I figured, so what do I do? Well,
586
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:24,472
the way I see it, women
are like volcanoes.
587
00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,390
They need to have
constant mini eruptions
588
00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:28,226
to let off some of that pressure,
589
00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,777
or you're going to get
hit with a giant one,
590
00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:31,595
like a huge one, like
a fricking Pompeii,
591
00:22:31,597 --> 00:22:33,064
like your fiancée
sleeping with the mayor.
592
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:34,198
(Chuckles)
593
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,484
Well, that's kind of
what I was afraid of.
594
00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:38,069
Well, then, for both your sakes,
595
00:22:38,071 --> 00:22:41,122
you got to figure out a way to
have Zoe have a mini eruption.
596
00:22:41,124 --> 00:22:42,623
Well, how would I do that exactly?
597
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,325
You're Wade kinsella.
598
00:22:44,327 --> 00:22:46,828
I'm pretty sure you know
how to piss off a girl.
599
00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:51,299
Yeah, right.
600
00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:53,450
All the decor is true to the time.
601
00:22:53,452 --> 00:22:55,386
The oil lamps, the pewter plates,
602
00:22:55,388 --> 00:22:58,139
the silverware are all
historically accurate.
603
00:22:58,141 --> 00:22:59,423
Stunning,
604
00:22:59,425 --> 00:23:01,642
and this food... sublime.
605
00:23:01,644 --> 00:23:02,927
Lavon: She's the best
caterer in bluebell.
606
00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:04,645
(Giggling):
Oh, hush.
607
00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:06,731
So, why don't you tell me all about
608
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,933
how you got started
in the catering business?
609
00:23:08,935 --> 00:23:11,486
I'm dying to share with my readers.
610
00:23:11,488 --> 00:23:13,304
Uh, mayor Hayes, don't you have
611
00:23:13,306 --> 00:23:15,139
some pioneer days business to attend to?
612
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:17,408
I'm sure that annabeth
can handle this on her own.
613
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,642
No, I'm good.
614
00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:21,478
You, however, have some
cider that needs pressing.
615
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,663
Thanks, grog wench.
616
00:23:22,665 --> 00:23:23,447
Oh, my,
617
00:23:23,449 --> 00:23:25,950
this quail is rapturous.
618
00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:27,368
Spit roasted,
619
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,036
a hint of thyme,
620
00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:31,122
and a little lemon for balance, no?
621
00:23:31,124 --> 00:23:32,507
Oh!
No, ma'am.
622
00:23:32,509 --> 00:23:34,592
There is no lemon in that at all.
623
00:23:34,594 --> 00:23:37,494
Claudia:
Mmm.
624
00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,632
Hey.
625
00:23:41,634 --> 00:23:43,851
Okay, now that I've read her diary,
626
00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,436
I feel like I have true insight
627
00:23:45,438 --> 00:23:47,889
into Lucille lavinius
Jeremiah Jones' soul.
628
00:23:47,891 --> 00:23:49,640
I am so excited to play her tonight.
629
00:23:49,642 --> 00:23:50,858
(Clears throat)
630
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,193
Ooh, what is that smell?
631
00:23:52,195 --> 00:23:54,612
Oh, well, I decided
to stop showering...
632
00:23:54,614 --> 00:23:55,813
you know, stay in character...
633
00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:57,114
and then Cody wanted me
634
00:23:57,116 --> 00:23:58,733
to help him clean out his horse stall.
635
00:23:58,735 --> 00:24:01,685
Why, does it, does it bug you?
636
00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:03,520
No, doesn't bug me at all.
637
00:24:03,522 --> 00:24:05,022
It's the smell of nature.
638
00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:08,042
Great, 'cause, you know, I'm
kind of starting to enjoy it.
639
00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:10,294
I'm thinking I might keep
it up even after tomorrow.
640
00:24:10,296 --> 00:24:11,412
Okay.
641
00:24:11,414 --> 00:24:12,747
Along with my new beard.
642
00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:13,697
Ooh.
Yeah.
643
00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:14,882
Originally I had been thinking
644
00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:17,301
something bushier... kind of
zz top, Robert e. Lee...
645
00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:19,036
but now I'm thinking I might keep it
646
00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:20,537
kind of short and scratchy.
647
00:24:20,539 --> 00:24:23,474
I think that is perfect...
a human loofah.
648
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:26,510
You're the best.
649
00:24:26,512 --> 00:24:28,212
Guys, hey, everybody,
650
00:24:28,214 --> 00:24:29,313
isn't my girlfriend great?
651
00:24:29,315 --> 00:24:31,482
Stop.
I mean, kind, generous,
652
00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:33,901
beautiful, and, I mean,
653
00:24:33,903 --> 00:24:36,053
a firecracker in the sack.
654
00:24:36,055 --> 00:24:37,888
(Laughs) Wade, I'm the town doctor.
655
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,056
You can't just...
656
00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:40,491
(Murmuring)
657
00:24:40,493 --> 00:24:42,059
(Clears throat)
658
00:24:43,779 --> 00:24:47,164
Hey, I suppose, though,
it's beneficial for the people
659
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,566
to know that I have a healthy sex life.
660
00:24:49,568 --> 00:24:50,567
Super healthy.
661
00:24:50,569 --> 00:24:52,703
Zoe:
We all should.
662
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:54,088
She's like the mayor of poundtown,
663
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:56,173
and city hall is open all day,
664
00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:57,291
every day.
665
00:24:57,293 --> 00:24:58,426
(Laughs)
666
00:25:00,178 --> 00:25:02,213
Oh, hey, brick.
667
00:25:02,215 --> 00:25:03,180
I couldn't do it.
668
00:25:03,182 --> 00:25:04,748
(Groans)
669
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,934
Oh, God, I thought that we
were done talking about this.
670
00:25:06,936 --> 00:25:08,719
I-I'd really like to be
done talking about this.
671
00:25:08,721 --> 00:25:10,021
She must be some kind of siren.
672
00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:13,424
You know, I was all set
to, to break up with her,
673
00:25:13,426 --> 00:25:16,277
and then she said
"lingerie."
674
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:20,731
Somehow I ended up fighting
for us to stay together.
675
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:21,932
(Sniffs)
676
00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:25,436
Yeah, brick, see, breaking
up with shelby can be...
677
00:25:25,438 --> 00:25:26,954
A-a difficult business.
678
00:25:26,956 --> 00:25:30,074
Yeah, and I even agreed
to sneak out with her tonight
679
00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:32,109
when everyone's at first feast.
680
00:25:32,111 --> 00:25:34,128
I am powerless
against this woman's charms.
681
00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:35,546
George, you, you got to help me.
682
00:25:35,548 --> 00:25:36,964
(Forced laugh)
683
00:25:36,966 --> 00:25:39,417
No, no, no, brick, I-I'd really
rather not get in the middle
684
00:25:39,419 --> 00:25:42,136
of all this. George, George,
you are my only hope.
685
00:25:42,138 --> 00:25:44,338
(Sighs)
686
00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:48,959
Brick, you ever hear of
a compliment sandwich?
687
00:25:50,979 --> 00:25:52,430
We're gonna be late for the feast.
688
00:25:52,432 --> 00:25:53,981
Why did we have to come back here first?
689
00:25:53,983 --> 00:25:56,901
I forgot my hat, and, anyway,
lavon's picking us up here.
690
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,240
Oh.
691
00:26:03,242 --> 00:26:04,475
Looks like I forgot to put
692
00:26:04,477 --> 00:26:06,077
the donuts away this morning.
693
00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,078
Sorry, babe.
694
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,914
You, uh, you mad?
695
00:26:11,249 --> 00:26:13,334
No.
696
00:26:13,336 --> 00:26:15,336
Just a little bit?
697
00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:16,704
(Chittering)
698
00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:18,005
Oh,
699
00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:19,323
look at that.
700
00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:21,492
Lou... bou... tins.
701
00:26:21,494 --> 00:26:22,927
Those
702
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,495
expensive or...?
703
00:26:24,497 --> 00:26:27,098
No.
704
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,134
Yes.
705
00:26:30,136 --> 00:26:31,802
Why are you trying to provoke me?
706
00:26:31,804 --> 00:26:34,021
Because I can't handle
this whole crazy, new,
707
00:26:34,023 --> 00:26:36,107
hold-everything-
inside routine, okay?
708
00:26:36,109 --> 00:26:37,475
You said that you were on board.
709
00:26:37,477 --> 00:26:39,393
I tried, and then you
turned into lemon breeland.
710
00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:41,678
(Gasps) Look, if I have
to lay a raccoon trap
711
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,114
to try and get a rise out of you,
712
00:26:43,116 --> 00:26:44,448
something is seriously wrong.
713
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:45,816
Okay, you need to get mad,
714
00:26:45,818 --> 00:26:48,402
Zoe, 'cause, if you don't,
you're going to explode.
715
00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:50,854
I don't know how or when,
but it ain't gonna be pretty.
716
00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:54,375
I will not get mad
for one reason... because I care.
717
00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:55,126
(Scoffs)
718
00:26:55,128 --> 00:26:57,294
(Clears throat)
719
00:26:57,296 --> 00:26:58,746
You two okay?
720
00:26:58,748 --> 00:27:01,082
The carriage is waiting
to take us to the feast.
721
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:02,333
We could not be better.
722
00:27:02,335 --> 00:27:04,885
Yeah, we are going to go
to the feast and we are gonna be
723
00:27:04,887 --> 00:27:06,420
the best damn founding couple
724
00:27:06,422 --> 00:27:08,089
this town has ever seen.
725
00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:10,307
Come on, Wade, chop-chop.
726
00:27:11,709 --> 00:27:16,380
So, just to be clear, you got that girl
727
00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:19,266
all set to blow
when Southern living is here
728
00:27:19,268 --> 00:27:20,851
and you two are our featured performers?
729
00:27:20,853 --> 00:27:24,939
That... pretty
much sums 'er up.
730
00:27:24,941 --> 00:27:26,857
(Forced chuckle)
731
00:27:36,383 --> 00:27:38,367
This looks perfect.
732
00:27:38,369 --> 00:27:40,469
We're going to have
the best night of our life.
733
00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:44,540
Grog wench, fetch me some grog.
734
00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:48,711
Please, a-at your leisure.
735
00:27:57,154 --> 00:28:00,890
Okay, doc, this dinner
is a big deal for lavon,
736
00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:02,558
so let's just try and relax, have fun.
737
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,727
I am relaxed.
738
00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:08,197
Great, and I admit
it... you were right.
739
00:28:08,199 --> 00:28:10,399
You know, provoking you,
ruining your shoe...
740
00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:12,501
it was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
741
00:28:12,503 --> 00:28:14,170
You know, maybe we should just
steer clear of each other
742
00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:16,122
until the big speech, keep it fresh.
743
00:28:16,124 --> 00:28:17,506
Yet another great idea.
744
00:28:17,508 --> 00:28:19,675
All right, see you later.
745
00:28:19,677 --> 00:28:21,878
Sorry.
746
00:28:24,882 --> 00:28:28,217
This may be the best roast beef
I've ever had.
747
00:28:28,219 --> 00:28:30,186
It tastes like shoe leather to me.
748
00:28:30,188 --> 00:28:33,306
Oh, delma, you have lost
your taste buds.
749
00:28:33,308 --> 00:28:36,309
Annabeth's cooking is a force of nature.
750
00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:39,979
Grog wench.
751
00:28:42,115 --> 00:28:46,736
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to first feast.
752
00:28:46,738 --> 00:28:48,621
(Cheering) Thank you all
for your contributions
753
00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:49,839
these last few days.
754
00:28:49,841 --> 00:28:52,158
I know it's a lot in this millennium,
755
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,328
asking people to live
off the grid, even for 48 hours.
756
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:56,295
(Phone ringing)
757
00:28:56,297 --> 00:28:58,297
(Murmuring)
758
00:28:58,299 --> 00:28:59,498
Uh, yeah.
759
00:29:00,584 --> 00:29:01,884
Yeah, okay, on my way.
760
00:29:01,886 --> 00:29:03,803
Uh, I-I'm sorry
about that, folks,
761
00:29:03,805 --> 00:29:07,390
but a-a-a doctor has
always got to be on call.
762
00:29:07,392 --> 00:29:09,308
Uh, two minutes.
763
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,143
Ah, Roger that, yeah.
Yeah.
764
00:29:11,145 --> 00:29:13,062
(Chuckles)
765
00:29:13,064 --> 00:29:16,182
I want to extend
a special thanks to annabeth
766
00:29:16,184 --> 00:29:19,435
from annabeth's catering.
Ab, please stand.
767
00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:22,471
Thank you for all
your hard work you've done,
768
00:29:22,473 --> 00:29:23,656
all by yourself,
769
00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:25,107
to make this event possible.
770
00:29:25,109 --> 00:29:27,159
Now, I know it couldn't have been easy,
771
00:29:27,161 --> 00:29:28,194
but you made it look effortless.
772
00:29:28,196 --> 00:29:31,447
Let's raise our glasses
to our ancestors.
773
00:29:31,449 --> 00:29:32,698
Oh, and if your glasses are empty,
774
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,417
call for your grog wench.
775
00:29:34,419 --> 00:29:36,652
All:
Grog wench!
776
00:29:40,156 --> 00:29:41,123
Grog wench.
777
00:29:46,046 --> 00:29:47,847
(Whispering):
Hey, psst.
778
00:29:47,849 --> 00:29:50,967
Hey... cutie pie.
Hey.
779
00:29:50,969 --> 00:29:52,184
(Shelby sighs)
780
00:29:52,186 --> 00:29:55,671
What is that, ye olde Bluetooth?
781
00:29:55,673 --> 00:29:57,189
(Laughs) Oh, just in case I get paged.
782
00:29:57,191 --> 00:29:58,224
(Laughs)
783
00:29:58,226 --> 00:29:59,341
Okay.
784
00:29:59,343 --> 00:30:02,228
You want to get naked in the gazebo?
785
00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:03,379
(Groans) Come on.
786
00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:06,615
All right, the thing is,
you are so dynamic...
787
00:30:06,617 --> 00:30:10,519
Oh, shelby, I would, I
would love to do that.
788
00:30:10,521 --> 00:30:11,687
You are so dynamic.
789
00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:15,691
Uh, but... y-you are
so dynamic an-and...
790
00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:17,693
Intelligent.
...lntelligent
791
00:30:17,695 --> 00:30:22,081
and so awesome
I-in every way,
792
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:26,202
an.. I am... I'm just
not ready for this,
793
00:30:26,204 --> 00:30:28,037
and my goodness...
794
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:29,538
She deserves better.
795
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:33,009
Someone like you...
Deserves better.
796
00:30:33,877 --> 00:30:37,063
Oh... my God.
797
00:30:38,015 --> 00:30:40,316
Did you just give me
the compliment sandwich?
798
00:30:40,318 --> 00:30:41,400
Where is he?
799
00:30:41,402 --> 00:30:42,268
(Mouthing)
800
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:45,438
Where... is he?
801
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,609
George Tucker, get your butt out here!
802
00:30:55,565 --> 00:30:56,949
What is going on here?
803
00:30:56,951 --> 00:30:59,568
Are you dumping me again?
804
00:31:00,403 --> 00:31:03,506
Shelby, I, I am so...
805
00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:07,593
I apologize.
806
00:31:10,597 --> 00:31:14,016
Why, why, why is that woman
always hitting me?
807
00:31:14,885 --> 00:31:16,719
(Sighs)
808
00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:19,588
Annabeth: My mother baked
for every occasion.
809
00:31:19,590 --> 00:31:21,273
If I was sad, it was sweet potato pie.
810
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:23,926
If I got a good grade,
it was banana pudding.
811
00:31:23,928 --> 00:31:24,927
Oh, I loved...
812
00:31:24,929 --> 00:31:26,562
Annabeth, I got your flowers.
813
00:31:26,564 --> 00:31:28,114
Apology accepted.
814
00:31:28,116 --> 00:31:29,615
Oh!
815
00:31:29,617 --> 00:31:31,700
How wonderful.
816
00:31:31,702 --> 00:31:34,036
Um, I guess this means
we're back together!
817
00:31:34,038 --> 00:31:35,104
Yay!
818
00:31:35,106 --> 00:31:36,238
(Chuckles)
819
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,456
Claudia, I would like to introduce you
820
00:31:37,458 --> 00:31:38,607
to my business partner, lemon breeland.
821
00:31:38,609 --> 00:31:40,543
Lemon:
It's a pleasure.
822
00:31:40,545 --> 00:31:43,278
Now that all this unpleasantness
is settled,
823
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,614
I would like to tell you
a little bit about our event.
824
00:31:45,616 --> 00:31:47,249
First of all, we found
archived cookbooks...
825
00:31:47,251 --> 00:31:48,250
Claudia:
I'm sorry.
826
00:31:48,252 --> 00:31:49,885
I don't understand how you could be
827
00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:52,638
responsible for this dinner
if the two of you were broken up
828
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,456
during its entire preparation.
829
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:56,258
Oh, well, you see,
there's a lot of things
830
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,144
that went on behind the scenes
that you wouldn't...
831
00:31:58,146 --> 00:31:59,428
It's a great event.
832
00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:02,481
I understand why you'd want
to take credit for it.
833
00:32:04,935 --> 00:32:07,570
So you were saying,
about the sweet potato pie?
834
00:32:07,572 --> 00:32:08,737
Uh, mm-hmm.
835
00:32:08,739 --> 00:32:11,807
Claudia: It's one of my favorites, too.
836
00:32:19,032 --> 00:32:23,369
So, the reporter didn't buy
your miraculous reunion.
837
00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:26,155
You knew?
838
00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:27,623
Of course I knew.
839
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:29,859
I can smell your schemes a mile away.
840
00:32:29,861 --> 00:32:33,345
I only had to scheme because
you wouldn't let me help you.
841
00:32:33,347 --> 00:32:36,882
Lavon, we both needed each
other, but you were too busy
842
00:32:36,884 --> 00:32:39,351
being a stubborn ass to put
your anger away for one night.
843
00:32:39,353 --> 00:32:42,321
I have a right to be angry.
844
00:32:42,323 --> 00:32:43,839
Lemon, I loved you.
845
00:32:43,841 --> 00:32:46,842
And you broke my heart.
846
00:32:46,844 --> 00:32:49,678
And now, thanks to you,
it's broken all over again.
847
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,398
Lavon, I didn't mean to tell
Ruby the truth about us.
848
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,200
It was an accident;
I was drunk.
849
00:32:54,202 --> 00:32:56,318
There are no real accidents,
lemon, you know that.
850
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,953
But just...
851
00:32:57,955 --> 00:33:00,239
Why couldn't you have
let me be happy with her?
852
00:33:02,576 --> 00:33:04,777
Be...
853
00:33:10,634 --> 00:33:12,968
I guess I just...
I wanted to punish her
854
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:15,321
for the way that she treated me
in High School.
855
00:33:15,323 --> 00:33:18,724
That's what I thought.
856
00:33:22,479 --> 00:33:24,897
Just stay out of my way for now.
857
00:33:32,489 --> 00:33:36,225
(Bell ringing)
858
00:33:37,611 --> 00:33:41,413
Dash: And now comes the
time in which we hear
859
00:33:41,415 --> 00:33:43,332
from our great fore-parents!
860
00:33:43,334 --> 00:33:44,500
(Applause) Hey, beautiful.
861
00:33:44,502 --> 00:33:45,784
Ready for our big moment?
862
00:33:45,786 --> 00:33:46,568
Mm-hmm.
863
00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:48,337
(Laughs):
Hey, you guys.
864
00:33:49,206 --> 00:33:51,240
Meatball, why are you here?
865
00:33:51,242 --> 00:33:52,541
(Slurring):
Why wouldn't I be?
866
00:33:52,543 --> 00:33:54,043
Free food, free grog.
867
00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:55,244
Lots of it.
868
00:33:55,246 --> 00:33:59,348
You are the best.
869
00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:03,602
Thanks so much for letting me
and Wade go to the foxx trap
870
00:34:03,604 --> 00:34:05,588
the other night.
871
00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:06,438
The foxx trap?
872
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,890
Isn't that a strip club?
873
00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:08,924
I can explain.
874
00:34:08,926 --> 00:34:09,858
(Coughs, clears throat)
875
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,728
Dash:
Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus lavinius
876
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:16,565
Jeremiah Jones will now
expound on the nature of life,
877
00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:18,784
wedlock and love.
878
00:34:18,786 --> 00:34:20,953
Give it up for the joneses!
879
00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:23,038
(Applause)
880
00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:29,111
Relationships are hard.
881
00:34:29,113 --> 00:34:31,413
Especially when you are married to a man
882
00:34:31,415 --> 00:34:34,500
who doesn't shower
and hangs out in horse stalls.
883
00:34:34,502 --> 00:34:36,952
(Laughter)
884
00:34:36,954 --> 00:34:39,755
A man who lets a raccoon
eat your very, very,
885
00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:42,224
very expensive wooden shoes
886
00:34:42,226 --> 00:34:43,892
just to prove a point.
887
00:34:43,894 --> 00:34:48,013
A man who borrows things,
like your... buggy,
888
00:34:48,015 --> 00:34:51,300
and then loses it
after drinking too much...
889
00:34:51,302 --> 00:34:52,601
Spirits.
890
00:34:52,603 --> 00:34:55,971
A man who conveniently forgets about
891
00:34:55,973 --> 00:35:00,125
your romantic orange picking
plans when his buddy shows up.
892
00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:01,443
Who, on top of it,
893
00:35:01,445 --> 00:35:04,246
lies to you when said buddy
takes him to a strip club!
894
00:35:04,248 --> 00:35:06,966
(Crowd gasping)
That's right, a strip club!
895
00:35:08,318 --> 00:35:09,702
They had strip clubs back then?
896
00:35:09,704 --> 00:35:11,987
Yeah, Wanda. Strip clubs
go back to the Bible.
897
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,626
Uh, luckily...
898
00:35:17,628 --> 00:35:20,429
My wife is very understanding.
899
00:35:20,431 --> 00:35:21,714
She understands,
900
00:35:21,716 --> 00:35:24,633
for example, that I was just
going to get a beer.
901
00:35:24,635 --> 00:35:29,021
'Cause it was two-for-one
at the foxx... trap.
902
00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:31,724
A person can only give
so much understanding.
903
00:35:31,726 --> 00:35:34,026
How can I be in a relationship
with someone so immature?
904
00:35:34,028 --> 00:35:35,244
You need a babysitter!
905
00:35:35,246 --> 00:35:36,562
No. No.
906
00:35:36,564 --> 00:35:37,813
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm immature?
907
00:35:37,815 --> 00:35:39,698
You're the one taking
relationship advice
908
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,650
from a 200-year-old
dead woman.
909
00:35:41,652 --> 00:35:43,452
Who was helpful!
It was working!
910
00:35:43,454 --> 00:35:45,654
It-it's ridiculous,
all right?!
911
00:35:45,656 --> 00:35:47,039
You can't avoid arguing!
912
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,741
Well, we aren't
avoiding it now, are we?!
913
00:35:48,743 --> 00:35:50,409
No, ma'am!
914
00:35:50,411 --> 00:35:53,195
W-where are you...?
Where are you...?
915
00:35:56,466 --> 00:35:58,651
Uh, and that was pioneer life.
916
00:35:58,653 --> 00:36:00,669
(Chuckles):
Hey.
917
00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:01,754
No one ever said
918
00:36:01,756 --> 00:36:04,606
a 60-year relationship
would be easy, right?
919
00:36:07,677 --> 00:36:08,977
To bluebell!
920
00:36:11,681 --> 00:36:13,232
Claudia:
To bluebell.
921
00:36:16,353 --> 00:36:19,405
All:
To bluebell!
922
00:36:21,274 --> 00:36:25,744
Well, that was very,
very... brave, mayor.
923
00:36:25,746 --> 00:36:27,196
An honest
924
00:36:27,198 --> 00:36:30,282
historical representation
of a real relationship.
925
00:36:30,284 --> 00:36:31,700
Well done.
926
00:36:31,702 --> 00:36:33,285
Kudos!
927
00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,807
(Door opens)
928
00:36:45,044 --> 00:36:47,763
Hey.
929
00:36:47,765 --> 00:36:49,047
Congratulations.
930
00:36:49,049 --> 00:36:51,183
We fought in front of the whole town.
931
00:36:51,185 --> 00:36:54,770
My methods may not have been the best,
932
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,855
but I was right.
933
00:36:56,857 --> 00:37:00,759
You can't just keep all
your feelings locked up inside.
934
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:04,780
I just don't want to end up
like my parents.
935
00:37:04,782 --> 00:37:06,415
Whoa, whoa.
936
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,500
I've just never had a
real relationship, Wade.
937
00:37:08,502 --> 00:37:10,252
I don't know how to do this.
938
00:37:10,254 --> 00:37:12,904
Me neither.
939
00:37:12,906 --> 00:37:15,607
You know, sometimes
you just got to wing it.
940
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:19,428
But we... we are not
your parents, all right?
941
00:37:19,430 --> 00:37:21,780
We're us.
942
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:26,201
And, yeah, we're gonna drive
each other crazy sometimes.
943
00:37:26,203 --> 00:37:27,970
But you got to remember, that's part of
944
00:37:27,972 --> 00:37:29,722
what brought us together
in the first place.
945
00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:31,774
But that means we are
always gonna fight.
946
00:37:31,776 --> 00:37:33,976
Yeah.
947
00:37:33,978 --> 00:37:35,594
Yeah.
948
00:37:35,596 --> 00:37:36,762
And so what?
949
00:37:36,764 --> 00:37:38,480
You know, we speak our minds.
950
00:37:38,482 --> 00:37:40,015
We say what we feel.
951
00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:44,203
Is that, is that so bad?
952
00:37:45,989 --> 00:37:49,208
I think you might want
to read the last page.
953
00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:00,452
Come on, forget about lavon.
954
00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:03,088
Who cares if he's mad at you?
955
00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,123
You've got Walt
and we've got our business.
956
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,459
Yeah, which isn't getting
mentioned in Southern living.
957
00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:08,927
Whole thing's just a disaster.
958
00:38:08,929 --> 00:38:13,599
Lemon breeland, that meal
last night was fantastic.
959
00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:15,017
What?
960
00:38:15,019 --> 00:38:16,301
How did you know?
961
00:38:16,303 --> 00:38:17,969
Your signature quail.
962
00:38:17,971 --> 00:38:20,105
I was thinking maybe I could
963
00:38:20,107 --> 00:38:22,474
book you and annabeth to
do my anniversary dinner.
964
00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:23,492
That would be amazing!
965
00:38:23,494 --> 00:38:24,493
Yes!
966
00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:26,028
That's great.
967
00:38:26,030 --> 00:38:28,497
(Both laugh)
968
00:38:28,499 --> 00:38:30,416
(Both shriek)
969
00:38:30,418 --> 00:38:32,668
Both:
Yes!
970
00:38:34,153 --> 00:38:37,873
Crickett, hey, I, uh,
wanted to return this.
971
00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:40,959
I couldn't help but notice
your little squabble with Wade.
972
00:38:40,961 --> 00:38:42,044
I'm sorry, honey,
973
00:38:42,046 --> 00:38:44,012
I guess the advice
doesn't work for everyone.
974
00:38:44,014 --> 00:38:46,632
Actually, the advice
doesn't work for anyone.
975
00:38:46,634 --> 00:38:49,000
The epilogue, where Lucille confides,
976
00:38:49,002 --> 00:38:50,636
after 60 years of
conflict-free marriage,
977
00:38:50,638 --> 00:38:52,504
she loses it over a broken wagon wheel,
978
00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,773
and realized that her whole
979
00:38:54,775 --> 00:38:57,276
avoiding anger theory was
a bunch of horse crap.
980
00:38:57,278 --> 00:38:59,395
Ooh, I guess you didn't read that far.
981
00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:01,680
No.
982
00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:06,017
It's in old English;
It's kind of hard to read.
983
00:39:09,188 --> 00:39:12,408
Can we not tell anybody
about this, Zoe hart?
984
00:39:15,495 --> 00:39:16,829
Thank you.
985
00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:18,029
(Clears throat)
986
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,089
Brick, you okay?
987
00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:28,373
Yeah, yeah.
988
00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:30,058
Look, we don't have to talk about it.
989
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:32,210
I'm sorry I dragged you
into this to begin with.
990
00:39:32,212 --> 00:39:33,545
It's too late for that.
991
00:39:33,547 --> 00:39:37,149
I am, inexplicably, involved.
992
00:39:37,151 --> 00:39:38,383
So...
(Clears throat)
993
00:39:38,385 --> 00:39:40,352
(Sighs)
994
00:39:40,354 --> 00:39:42,104
Lay it on me.
995
00:39:42,106 --> 00:39:44,656
You know, the thing is, I mean,
996
00:39:44,658 --> 00:39:48,360
yeah, maybe shelby was a midlife crisis.
997
00:39:48,362 --> 00:39:51,079
But, damn it,
she made me feel more alive
998
00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:52,781
than I've felt in 13 years.
999
00:39:52,783 --> 00:39:54,733
I mean, I just didn't know
what was around every corner,
1000
00:39:54,735 --> 00:39:56,919
and I liked that.
1001
00:39:56,921 --> 00:39:58,787
And now...
1002
00:39:58,789 --> 00:40:00,756
(Sighs)
1003
00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:03,375
You know what, brick?
1004
00:40:03,377 --> 00:40:05,243
A lot of people in this town,
1005
00:40:05,245 --> 00:40:08,130
they try and live life by the book.
1006
00:40:08,132 --> 00:40:10,632
And it hasn't quite worked
out so well for them.
1007
00:40:10,634 --> 00:40:12,017
(Both chuckle)
1008
00:40:12,019 --> 00:40:13,802
So you know what I say, man?
1009
00:40:13,804 --> 00:40:17,473
If you want to be with
shelby, then screw it,
1010
00:40:17,475 --> 00:40:19,808
be with shelby.
1011
00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:23,612
Yeah.
1012
00:40:25,148 --> 00:40:26,982
Damn it, you know what I'm gonna do?
1013
00:40:26,984 --> 00:40:28,784
I'm gonna go call her right now.
1014
00:40:28,786 --> 00:40:30,402
Good for you.
1015
00:40:30,404 --> 00:40:31,787
Oh. And you know what?
1016
00:40:31,789 --> 00:40:33,622
Maybe I should tell
my girls about us, too.
1017
00:40:33,624 --> 00:40:35,073
Oh, no. No, you don't
want to do that.
1018
00:40:35,075 --> 00:40:36,124
That's a terrible idea.
1019
00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:37,442
Oh, oh, yeah.
1020
00:40:37,444 --> 00:40:38,961
(Chuckles):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1021
00:40:38,963 --> 00:40:40,379
All right, good luck.
1022
00:40:40,381 --> 00:40:41,780
Hey, um...
Yeah?
1023
00:40:41,782 --> 00:40:43,131
Is there any chance maybe
1024
00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:45,717
you want to play
a round of golf sometime soon?
1025
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,118
For old time's sake?
1026
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,387
You know what? Yes.
1027
00:40:48,389 --> 00:40:49,972
I would love to do that, brick.
1028
00:40:49,974 --> 00:40:51,673
That sounds great.
1029
00:40:55,979 --> 00:40:59,314
Wade (Groans):
Oh, man!
1030
00:40:59,316 --> 00:41:01,683
Again?
1031
00:41:01,685 --> 00:41:04,770
Look, I'm just saying,
it's disgusting, okay?
1032
00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:07,656
It looks like cousin itt
died in the shower drain.
1033
00:41:07,658 --> 00:41:08,774
Hey, at least I shower.
1034
00:41:08,776 --> 00:41:10,108
Yeah, for, like, 45 minutes,
1035
00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:11,944
so there's no hot water for anyone else.
1036
00:41:11,946 --> 00:41:13,996
You know, you do have your own bathroom.
1037
00:41:13,998 --> 00:41:16,481
Uh, yeah, where I'm currently
storing a gigantic bookshelf
1038
00:41:16,483 --> 00:41:18,534
that somebody else promised
they were gonna return.
1039
00:41:18,536 --> 00:41:19,585
You remember that?
1040
00:41:19,587 --> 00:41:21,319
All right, point taken.
1041
00:41:21,321 --> 00:41:24,623
Is that my, is that my shaving cream?
1042
00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:26,291
Oh, I can't use your stuff?
1043
00:41:26,293 --> 00:41:27,926
Oh, no, you're welcome to do it.
1044
00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:29,845
I'm just saying, but
that's gonna happen. Oh!
1045
00:41:29,847 --> 00:41:31,847
You did not just do that!
Truth of the matter is,
1046
00:41:31,849 --> 00:41:33,882
it actually looks good on you.
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
1047
00:41:33,884 --> 00:41:37,502
Oh, my, my, my.
(Laughs)
1048
00:41:37,504 --> 00:41:38,770
Little lightning hands on you.
1049
00:41:38,772 --> 00:41:40,022
(Laughs)
1050
00:41:40,024 --> 00:41:41,506
Oh, give it to me, baby.
1051
00:41:41,508 --> 00:41:42,507
Look at that. Bam!
1052
00:41:42,509 --> 00:41:43,508
Then that happens.
Then that happens.
1053
00:41:43,510 --> 00:41:44,977
(Laughs):
Then that happens.
1054
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:50,902
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