1 00:00:00,974 --> 00:00:02,877 Today's my eleventh birthday, 2 00:00:02,888 --> 00:00:05,871 and we're holding the party here in the banquet room at Belle's. 3 00:00:05,894 --> 00:00:09,446 My mom and Aunt Loreta did the decorations. 4 00:00:09,470 --> 00:00:12,176 Aunt Gladys did the food stations. 5 00:00:12,199 --> 00:00:14,207 This is the deejay stand, 6 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:18,354 where Cousin Maurice is going to be playing his idea of top-10 pre-teen hits. 7 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,726 All that's missing are the guests. 8 00:00:20,728 --> 00:00:24,680 Now... I'm not saying this for you to feel sorry for me, 9 00:00:24,703 --> 00:00:28,848 but there's a very good chance that none of my classmates will show up. 10 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:32,364 Whether they do or not all depends on what happened last night 11 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:36,520 with my granddaddy and a woman called Vivica Newby. 12 00:00:36,544 --> 00:00:40,054 And if that seems a little... mysterious, 13 00:00:40,077 --> 00:00:42,238 well, that's because it is. 14 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:47,697 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:12,995 --> 00:01:17,139 Grownups always make such a fuss over kids' birthday parties. 16 00:01:17,162 --> 00:01:19,497 And my family is no different. 17 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,283 A month before my birthday, 18 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:24,488 everybody was already in full party mode. 19 00:01:24,512 --> 00:01:29,251 And I think the food station should go right there up against the wall, 20 00:01:29,276 --> 00:01:33,734 and then we'll put the slushie machine right next to it over there! 21 00:01:33,758 --> 00:01:36,334 And I'm going to put the deejay booth right along that back wall. 22 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,337 Y'all going to have so much fun! 23 00:01:38,361 --> 00:01:41,387 And I've already got your downloads. I've got your Heavy D. 24 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:44,411 I've got your Young MC, and guess who else? 25 00:01:44,435 --> 00:01:46,994 Kris Kross! 26 00:01:47,018 --> 00:01:51,004 If you notice, I never contradict grownups. 27 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:55,506 There's enough drama turning eleven without getting into personal conflicts. 28 00:01:55,518 --> 00:01:58,336 And besides, they usually do what they want anyway. 29 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:01,537 I have the perfect party theme: Polka dots! 30 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,454 Yes, girl, we're going to decorate everything polka dots 31 00:02:04,478 --> 00:02:06,755 and round, even the food. Pizzas, doughnuts... 32 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:09,568 And everybody can wear a polka dot dress or a polka dot tie. 33 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:11,748 And we'll decorate everything with polka dots. 34 00:02:11,771 --> 00:02:16,645 Does that mean the music will have to be all polkas? 35 00:02:26,358 --> 00:02:29,339 Well... Maybe polka dots is not such a good idea. 36 00:02:29,363 --> 00:02:32,510 Let me think of something... [ Sighs ] 37 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:34,682 I've found a well-timed question 38 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:37,300 is the best way to change a grownup's mind. 39 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,765 The invitations are ready to be mailed! 40 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,515 Aren't they adorable? 41 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:43,820 [ Clears throat ] "You are invited 42 00:02:43,844 --> 00:02:46,723 "to Pamela's eleventh birthday at Belle's Restaurant 43 00:02:46,747 --> 00:02:50,437 at 7:00 P.M. on Sunday." And inside, 44 00:02:50,448 --> 00:02:55,704 there is a self-addressed envelope for everyone to RSVP. What do you think? 45 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:59,308 Mom... Could we add, instead of presents, 46 00:02:59,332 --> 00:03:02,340 everyone makes a contribution to the American Cancer Society 47 00:03:02,364 --> 00:03:06,093 - in Grandma Belle's name? - Aw, baby, that is so precious! 48 00:03:06,105 --> 00:03:11,135 - Gladys: She's so charitable! - Pam: I'm not much of a hugger myself, 49 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:16,082 but it's hard to resist when it's a family like mine doing the hugging. 50 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:20,819 As the day of my birthday approached, plans for the party rapidly accelerated. 51 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:24,027 I really had no idea what was going on. 52 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:27,110 Having decided for my own peace of mind, 53 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:30,355 I simply let the grownups have their fun. 54 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:33,385 Naturally, I assumed everything was under control, 55 00:03:33,409 --> 00:03:36,521 until last week when disaster struck. 56 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:39,709 Forgive me if it seems a little melodramatic, 57 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:42,721 but for my mother, it was a serious setback. 58 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:44,811 - I don't understand this. - What's up? 59 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:48,431 - Every RSVP says they can't make it. - So, what, no one's coming? 60 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:51,788 40 RSVPs. They're all nos! 61 00:03:51,812 --> 00:03:55,304 Well, you told me that Pam was one of the most popular girls in her class. 62 00:03:55,316 --> 00:03:58,443 - She is! - Doesn't sound like it. 63 00:03:58,466 --> 00:04:01,587 I told you her grades were too high... You've got to dumb her down some. 64 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:04,792 People don't like smart women. Trust me, I know. 65 00:04:04,816 --> 00:04:06,894 Well, I've got to talk to Pam. 66 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,876 Pam? 67 00:04:14,996 --> 00:04:19,305 The RSVPs have come back. 68 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:24,433 - And, um... - No one's coming, right? 69 00:04:24,457 --> 00:04:26,394 How did you know? 70 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,553 Kenya Newby is having a big bash on the same day, 71 00:04:29,576 --> 00:04:31,699 and everyone's going there. 72 00:04:31,711 --> 00:04:36,044 Kenya is Vivica Newby's daughter, right? 73 00:04:36,069 --> 00:04:37,466 I remember Vivica. 74 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:40,062 She used to come in here all the time, right after her divorce. 75 00:04:40,085 --> 00:04:42,375 Haven't seen her in ages. 76 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:47,547 Kenya's mom is taking everyone to Six Flags over Georgia for the whole day. 77 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:50,068 - Were you invited? - Nope. 78 00:04:50,092 --> 00:04:52,194 The only one who wasn't. 79 00:04:52,217 --> 00:04:57,060 Mom, it's okay. I didn't want a really big party anyways. 80 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:59,496 There's something fishy about this whole thing. 81 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,729 I've just got to figure out what it is. 82 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,371 - Hey, girls. You hungry? - Loreta: Hey, Daddy. 83 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:12,217 - Daddy, do you remember a Vivica Newby? - Vivica Newby... 84 00:05:13,404 --> 00:05:16,891 - Vivica Newby. - Attractive, statuesque, 85 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:20,290 - Little too much makeup for my taste. - Yeah, mine, too. 86 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:21,522 Why are you asking? 87 00:05:21,546 --> 00:05:23,549 Well, she hasn't been in here for a couple of months. 88 00:05:23,572 --> 00:05:26,038 And after her divorce, she was always in here. 89 00:05:26,062 --> 00:05:28,922 - Vivica Newby... - Yeah, she sat at the bar, 90 00:05:28,946 --> 00:05:32,221 men hovering her all night like moths to a flame. 91 00:05:32,245 --> 00:05:35,585 Wore her blouses so low, you could see right to the next county. 92 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,305 Oh! [ Laughs ] 93 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:42,627 That Vivica Newby? Oh. Yes, I remember. 94 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,627 Well, she's throwing a party for her daughter 95 00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:46,553 the same day as Pam's birthday. 96 00:05:46,576 --> 00:05:48,739 And now nobody's coming to Pam's party. 97 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:52,378 Now, why would somebody do a mean thing like that? 98 00:05:52,402 --> 00:05:56,285 Maybe... Just maybe... 99 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:59,975 It might have something to do with the fact that... 100 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:03,802 She's a little peeved with me. Latisha? 101 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:09,237 And why... 102 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:13,218 would Vivica Newby be peeved at you? 103 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:15,407 Because I turned her down flat. 104 00:06:15,431 --> 00:06:18,648 What do you mean, you turned her down flat? 105 00:06:18,672 --> 00:06:23,251 Sexually, I... I turned her down sexually. 106 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,797 Both: Sexually?! 107 00:06:35,799 --> 00:06:39,011 You're both grown women. Do I have to draw you pictures? 108 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,199 Well, you're going to have to be more specific. 109 00:06:41,223 --> 00:06:44,381 I don't want to talk about it. Especially to my daughters. 110 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:47,206 Well, this is not about you and Vivica anymore. 111 00:06:47,229 --> 00:06:49,496 That's right. It's about your granddaughter's birthday, 112 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:51,514 and the poor girl's heart is broken. 113 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:55,300 So, I think you at least owe us an explanation. 114 00:06:55,324 --> 00:06:58,547 All right, I'll tell you the whole story. 115 00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:01,886 It was about... three months ago. 116 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:04,306 And we had closed for the night. 117 00:07:04,329 --> 00:07:07,370 Everyone had gone home. I was sitting at the bar, 118 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:11,802 going over the night's receipts, when in she comes. 119 00:07:11,826 --> 00:07:14,564 [ Sighs ] Thank God, you're open. 120 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:22,202 - We're closed. - Not now, you're not. 121 00:07:22,225 --> 00:07:26,435 - I'll have your best cognac. - Look, I'm sorry, but it's after hours. 122 00:07:26,442 --> 00:07:28,238 No worries. 123 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:35,490 You're not going to let a girl drink alone, are you? 124 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:42,376 To... unexpected pleasures. 125 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:54,008 Ah. I have just come from the most boring charity event of my life. 126 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:57,968 I can't even remember what disease they were raising money for. 127 00:07:57,992 --> 00:08:00,633 [ Both laughing ] 128 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:03,803 You're not going to keep sitting down there, are you? 129 00:08:03,826 --> 00:08:06,351 - This is my spot. - You're like a leopard... 130 00:08:06,374 --> 00:08:09,435 Can't change your spots? I like that. 131 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,271 I'm kind of a leopard myself. Hmm. 132 00:08:15,922 --> 00:08:19,648 Now, this is so much better, isn't it? 133 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:23,572 As you know, we leopards like to pounce... 134 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:27,095 Especially when there's something really juicy we can sink our teeth into. 135 00:08:27,119 --> 00:08:30,892 [ Growls ] [ Laughs ] 136 00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:36,644 Why, Bill! If you weren't so dark, I'd say you were blushing. 137 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,604 I guess I'm a little... 138 00:08:38,628 --> 00:08:41,611 surprised, seeing as how we don't know each other that well. 139 00:08:41,634 --> 00:08:44,892 I've been coming here for over a year now. 140 00:08:44,894 --> 00:08:47,012 I hope you don't think it's because I couldn't resist 141 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:51,404 - your baked red snapper. - I hadn't thought about it that much. 142 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:53,623 Well... 143 00:08:53,647 --> 00:08:57,038 Then why don't I give you something to think about then? 144 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,652 Tasty. Really tasty. 145 00:09:04,676 --> 00:09:06,643 I had the tapioca pudding for dessert. 146 00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:10,620 No, no, no. I don't think it was the tapioca pudding. 147 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:15,151 - But just to make sure... - Uh... Vivica? Vivica? 148 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,397 You are an extremely attractive woman. 149 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:20,860 - Hmm. Thank you. - And I am... 150 00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:27,027 I am like extremely flattered by all the attention. 151 00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:31,418 - But... I just can't. - You're saying... 152 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:36,785 - You're not into all this? - I'm just pointing out that... 153 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:40,028 - There's a time and place for everything. - "Under the sun." 154 00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:44,967 - Oh, you know what I mean? - Hell of a time to quote the Bible. 155 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:49,038 Um, why don't I make you a strong cup of coffee before you go? 156 00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:53,080 - Am I going? - I think that would be best. 157 00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:54,872 Okay. 158 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,647 But there's one thing I need to do before I leave. 159 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:05,264 - What's that? - This. 160 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,129 Bye, Bill. 161 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:15,353 - She slapped you? - Hard! 162 00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:16,794 [ Laughs ] And what did you do? 163 00:10:16,818 --> 00:10:19,649 I walked her to the door, and I haven't seen her since. 164 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,783 Well, now we know why she decided to ruin little Pam's birthday party. 165 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:26,587 Revenge. Women can be such biotches. 166 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:29,174 So, now I think there's only one thing for you to do. 167 00:10:29,197 --> 00:10:31,968 You're going to have to call her and apologize. 168 00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:34,774 - She hit me! - But you rejected her. 169 00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:38,723 Well, of course, I did! Look, I hardly know the woman. 170 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,794 Are you telling me that you wanted me to respond? 171 00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:48,839 Well, if you had, Pam wouldn't be in this fix. 172 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:51,062 I have nothing to apologize for. 173 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,338 At least call her and try to get her to change her mind. 174 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:57,564 And how am I supposed to do that? 175 00:10:57,588 --> 00:11:00,261 - By taking one for the team. - Oh! 176 00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:12,691 Hello, Vivica? It's Bill Cooper. Really? 177 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,695 Well, what a coincidence. I was thinking of you, too. 178 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:23,318 T-tonight? What time? Oh, uh... 179 00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:28,640 Right, right, right. Uh, I'll... I'll see you then. 180 00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:31,910 Bye-bye. 181 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:34,846 - Maurice: Hmm? Mm-hmm? - What'd she say?! 182 00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:36,504 - Good news, right? - She wants to talk to me, too. 183 00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:39,439 - Yeah! - Tonight after we close. 184 00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:41,046 - Oh, that's more than talk. - Good. 185 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:44,860 Now all you've got to do is find a way to get her to cancel her party. 186 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,546 Yeah, you know how to do that, don't you? 187 00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:48,380 I cannot believe 188 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,074 that my family wants me to take up with a woman I don't even know. 189 00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:52,859 Shoot, it's easy once you get the hang of it. 190 00:11:52,882 --> 00:11:54,323 Dad, you're single, she's single. 191 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:57,115 It doesn't make much for you to give her a little something-something. 192 00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:59,340 - Just a little bit. - At least be nice to her. 193 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,841 - Yeah, treat her gentle. - For Pam's sake? 194 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:05,551 Yeah, yeah, all right. Um, please, just leave me alone... 195 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:08,275 Bill, did you talk to Vivica yet?! 196 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:11,186 - You, too? - Well, they done told me the whole story. 197 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,816 They're getting together tonight, just the two of them. 198 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,847 - Maurice: Mm-hmm. - Oh, well, then... 199 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:19,247 Bill, look, now I know you're going to do what's best for Pam. 200 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,407 I know that. I don't doubt it. 201 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:24,802 But to remind you just how important this thing is... 202 00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:29,732 Look, I want to tell you the story about a little ten-year-old girl 203 00:12:29,756 --> 00:12:34,213 who once gave a birthday party, and no one showed up. 204 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:37,486 Everyone was supposed to come dressed as a little baby. 205 00:12:37,505 --> 00:12:39,348 That was her theme. 206 00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:43,443 And, so, she stood there in her little baby outfit, 207 00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:47,872 next to a birthday cake with a little baby on it, 208 00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:53,238 with green icing that she had made herself from scratch. 209 00:12:53,262 --> 00:12:57,425 And she waited and waited for hours and hours, 210 00:12:57,437 --> 00:13:01,101 'til she realized not... Not one little boy, 211 00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:04,294 not one little girl was going to come. 212 00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:08,904 And to this day, when I think about that poor little girl 213 00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:13,091 standing there by herself in her little baby outfit, 214 00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:16,886 looking so cute all alone on her little birthday... 215 00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:23,605 Bill, I just... I just can't stop from crying, 'cause that little girl was me. 216 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:28,070 I know that little girl was you! You've told me that story a hundred times. 217 00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:31,466 - I didn't tell you about the green icing! - The green icing was a good touch. 218 00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:33,201 I made it myself! 219 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:37,234 - Can I have just a minute to myself? - You blew the whole thing, Auntie. 220 00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:40,324 You need to do this for Pam! 221 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,724 Oh, yeah, that's looks good. That looks real good right there. 222 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:47,335 Now, I've got to top it off with... 223 00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:49,530 Be out of your hair in a second, Uncle Bill. 224 00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:52,258 You ain't the only one with a rendezvous tonight. 225 00:13:52,281 --> 00:13:55,772 But I've got to tell you, Uncle Bill, you are one lucky son of a gun. 226 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,939 Vivica Newby? As hot as she is? 227 00:13:58,962 --> 00:14:01,842 You know how many guys would kill to be in your shoes? 228 00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:04,617 I can't believe you even turned her down in the first place. 229 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,519 But that was kind of smooth how you did it, though. 230 00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:09,869 'Cause now you've got her coming back here hotter than ever! 231 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,628 That was a smooth move, Uncle Bill, I've got to tell you. 232 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:18,374 There are going to be two women in Atlanta who are going to sleep good tonight. 233 00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:22,753 Yeah, baby. I know mine is, and I... 234 00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:26,521 - All right, I'm leaving. - Go ahead. 235 00:14:38,531 --> 00:14:40,679 Dad, I want you to know that 236 00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:43,345 if everybody comes to Pam's birthday party tomorrow, 237 00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:46,107 I promise you, as long as I live, 238 00:14:46,131 --> 00:14:49,186 I'm not going to tell anybody what you did to make it happen, okay? 239 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:52,947 - Thank you. That's good to hear. - All right, I'll see you tomorrow. 240 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,861 Daddy? Now, I don't want to have to remind you what you... 241 00:14:58,885 --> 00:15:01,605 Then don't! 242 00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:04,125 Fine. 243 00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:08,841 [ Sighs ] Gladys: Bill? 244 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:11,095 Uh. 245 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,491 Just remember that sad little girl 246 00:15:14,503 --> 00:15:16,945 in her baby costume, all alone... 247 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:21,409 I've got it! Okay? I've got it. 248 00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,733 - Maurice: Hey, do your thing, Uncle Bill! - Hey, Maurice! Maurice? 249 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,595 - Yeah? - Uh, you got a minute? 250 00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:32,280 - Yeah. - I've got a question. 251 00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:34,463 Fire away, Uncle Bill. 252 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,499 How do you do it? 253 00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:40,405 I mean, one woman after another without any... 254 00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,084 emotional involvement? 255 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,939 Oh, oh. You mean, why I like to flip 'em? 256 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:45,967 Flipping? 257 00:15:45,969 --> 00:15:48,103 Well, in your time, it was called "one night stand." 258 00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:50,114 - You want to know why I like... - To put it another way, yes. 259 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:55,351 Well, you have to understand, Uncle Bill, these days, sex and love... 260 00:15:55,374 --> 00:15:59,543 They're just two different things. 261 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,688 I see. 262 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,659 - So, sex to you is like a sport? - Yeah. 263 00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:07,653 - Like, say, football? - Exactly! 264 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,262 You want to spike your ball in the end zone, 265 00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:12,846 light up the scoreboard, take a shower, and go home. 266 00:16:12,869 --> 00:16:16,707 The last thing you want to do is play the same team, 267 00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:19,969 night after night after night. 268 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:23,128 I guess I've got a lot to learn, 269 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,899 being in love with one woman my whole life. 270 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,103 Yeah, well, that was then and this is now. 271 00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:29,829 Trust me, once you get the hang of it, 272 00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:31,707 you're going to be a whole new man. 273 00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:33,915 - I'll think about that. - All right, you do that, 274 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,054 but I've got to roll. 275 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,304 I've got a little honey waiting for me at the hotel. 276 00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:40,203 She's already in the sheets. She's a little thirsty. 277 00:16:40,228 --> 00:16:42,753 So if I ain't there in twenty minutes, she'll start without me. 278 00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:46,303 [ Clicks tongue ] Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! 279 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:59,489 - Hello, Bill. - Hello, Vivica. 280 00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:01,646 I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long. 281 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,536 Oh, what's an hour here or there? 282 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,981 [ Laughs ] Drink? 283 00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:07,772 No, thank you. Let's get right to it. 284 00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:11,189 I have something you want, you have something I want. 285 00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,209 First, let's talk about what you want. 286 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,440 I want you to cancel your party for Kenya, 287 00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:17,713 so everyone can come to my granddaughter's birthday. 288 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,449 - Done. I'll reschedule. - Really? 289 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,528 Yes. As long as I get what I want from you. 290 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:27,101 And... what would that be? 291 00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,743 A weekend away, together... 292 00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,454 This Saturday at a bed and breakfast in Savannah. 293 00:17:32,477 --> 00:17:35,577 - Do we have a deal? - It doesn't bother you 294 00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:37,492 that I don't have any romantic feelings toward you? 295 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,895 Not really. 296 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:43,780 In fact, I prefer that we keep this arrangement strictly physical. 297 00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:46,454 When did women start talking like this? 298 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,624 You didn't get the memo? There are a lot of us these days. 299 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:54,317 Women who see what they want and go after it. 300 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,313 So, what do you say? 301 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,866 I get you for two days and Pam gets her birthday party. 302 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,933 Yes or no? 303 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,056 - Simple as that? - Simple as that. 304 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,217 You have one minute to make up your mind. 305 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,495 I don't need a minute. 306 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,306 Good. 307 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,866 You can slap me right now. 308 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:16,298 Now, I don't know exactly what happened 309 00:18:16,322 --> 00:18:18,858 between Grandad and Vivica Newby. 310 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:23,601 After all, being eleven, my imagination can only go so far. 311 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:27,281 But I know this... It's way after my party should have started, 312 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:30,110 and it's obvious no one's going to show up. 313 00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:33,950 And while I can't help but feel a little hurt, 314 00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,820 it's nothing compared to what the grownups are going through. 315 00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:39,531 I just couldn't bring myself to be with a woman I don't even know! 316 00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:43,637 - It's okay, Dad. I understand. - Well, I don't. You let Pam down. 317 00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:46,317 - Not to mention, every man in America. - Well, I'm not you. 318 00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:48,571 She's only eleven. You spoiled her big day. 319 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,953 - And I'm not you, either. - You could've got to know her. 320 00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:54,555 All right, everybody, everybody, what... Hey, hey! 321 00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:57,195 What is done is done. 322 00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:59,694 Now we have to make the best of it. 323 00:18:59,696 --> 00:19:01,763 - I know, but... - Now, everybody look happy! 324 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,300 ♪ It's your birthday, be happy. ♪ 325 00:19:05,302 --> 00:19:08,796 ♪ It's your birthday, make a wish now. ♪ 326 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,414 ♪ It's your birthday, make a wish now. ♪ 327 00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:14,467 ♪ It's your birthday, blow out the candles. ♪ 328 00:19:14,491 --> 00:19:17,398 ♪ It's your birthday, live forever. ♪ 329 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,392 ♪ It's your birthday, live forever. ♪ 330 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:23,384 ♪ It's your birthday, live forever. ♪ 331 00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,860 ♪ It's your birthday... ♪ Hey, hey, hey! 332 00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:30,051 - She... She gets it. - Wow! What a great cake! 333 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:32,727 Make a wish and blow out the candles, honey. 334 00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:37,198 Maurice: Come on, come on. Come on, you can do it! 335 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,802 One more, one more, one more! [ Cheers and applause ] 336 00:19:41,728 --> 00:19:45,337 - So, who wants the first piece? - Jill: That would be me! 337 00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:48,801 Maurice: Ooh, mama gets a big piece! 338 00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:53,915 - Chocolate. Delicious. - Maurice: That looks good. 339 00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,835 Jimmy? Hi! 340 00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,489 - I'm sorry I'm late. - Party's just starting. 341 00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:03,290 This is Jimmy Barnes. Jimmy, that's my mom, 342 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:05,811 my Aunts Gladys and Loreta, 343 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:08,841 - my Cousin Maurice, and my grandad. - Hi. 344 00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,399 I figured you'd be at Kenya Newby's party. 345 00:20:11,401 --> 00:20:13,129 I thought it'd be more fun if I came here. 346 00:20:13,141 --> 00:20:16,070 - Would you like a piece of cake? - Terrific. 347 00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:19,646 Thank you. 348 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:38,774 - Ugh. I hate this song. - Me, too. 349 00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:41,936 I have no idea what I'm doing. 350 00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:45,118 But we should probably keep dancing a little longer, anyways. 351 00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:47,584 My family thinks we look cute together. 352 00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:48,977 Well, let me teach you. 353 00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,290 See, you keep your hand right here on my shoulder, 354 00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:54,429 and I put my hand on your waist, and we put our hands up here. 355 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,670 Then we do something called the box step, which goes up... 356 00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,848 Side... Back... And to the other side. 357 00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:03,267 Then you just repeat. 358 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:07,294 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 359 00:21:07,414 --> 00:21:11,616 Pam: In the end, it turned out not to be such a bad party, after all. 360 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,933 In fact, my guess is, 361 00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:18,689 when I look back on this when I'm older, like thirteen, 362 00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:21,241 I'll probably put this up there with one of my best parties ever. 363 00:21:21,265 --> 00:21:22,885 Because among other things, 364 00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:25,815 I learned that all you need is one other person 365 00:21:25,838 --> 00:21:28,010 to make a really great party.