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seven...
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eight.
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One, two, three,
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four, five, six,
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seven, eight.
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four, five, six, seven, eight.
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I just can't stop thinking
about Jessa, you know?
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Like, where is she?
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What is she wearing?
Is it linen?
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What language is she speaking, you know?
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Is she in a tropical climate
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or, like, somewhere up high?
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Oh, my God.
Is she warm enough?
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She's warm enough.
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She's definitely warm enough.
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Honestly, she's probably
better off than any of us.
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She's a fucking hustler, you know?
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And not in the positive sense
of that word.
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I just...
I miss her so much.
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Will you hold these?
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Shosh, you're falling for this.
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This is what she does.
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She, like, fucks shit up, leaves,
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and blames it on, like, her marriage
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or her relationship with her dad.
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But, like, this is what she does.
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This is classic Jessa.
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I just don't think Hannah seems to care.
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She does care.
She's just working
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really hard on her book.
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Oh, my God.
We totally forgot to talk about Charlie
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selling his app,
"Forbid."
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Wait, what?
Charlie has an app?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Forbid.
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He sold it to, like, a very
esteemed business tycoon
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for, like, a very large sum of money
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and now he has a corner office
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in said tycoon's Chelsea building
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with, like, 11 employees.
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- Charlie has a company?
- Yeah.
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He's basically become
a bougie nightmare.
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I'm sorry.
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I have...
I have to go.
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We may never see her again.
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I do not trust anyone anymore.
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Seriously, the fabric
of life is just...
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Radhika!
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Oh, my God.
Shoshanna?
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Radhika!
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Shoshie!
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Oh, my God.
Radhika!
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Radhi...
you're rollerblading.
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Aren't these so funny and vintage?
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Vintage.
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You're about to make me cry
and I don't even know you.
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This is my boyfriend Ray.
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Oh, love it.
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Now I know where you've been all summer.
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Um, I mean, like, what do you mean?
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I've... I'm, like,
right here.
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You know, I haven't...
I've been here.
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Well, I'm just so happy to see you.
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You guys should come
to my impromptu tonight.
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We will so come to your party.
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- Oh, my God.
- Great, I'll text you the deets.
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I'm going to J.Crew.
I'm going shopping,
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and I'm gonna be so late.
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- Oh, love you.
- Bye, lovie.
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- Kisses. Bye.
- Bye.
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She's the richest Hindi I know.
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We are not going to that party tonight.
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Why?
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I don't even know where to
begin explaining that to you.
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Um, do I need to explain to you
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that she said, "I know where
you have been all summer"?
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Okay, seriously?
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I am a girl who has found
love and then disappeared,
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and my worst nightmare
is that someone knows
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or thinks that I've died when I haven't,
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and I'm living that.
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First of all, you know I don't like it
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when you use air quotes.
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Pantomime to express
your emotions is a crutch.
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We've talked about that.
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Secondly,
I'm a 33-year-old man.
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It's creepy for me
to go to a college party.
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You have to understand that.
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I think it's creepy for a college
senior to go to a college party.
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Okay, well, I don't think
it's creepy and I'm going.
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Okay, well, fine.
Have a good time.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Shosh!
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I would like to thank everybody
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that spoke this afternoon.
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Now, final order of business.
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Next week's cookies.
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I've been the only person buying cookies
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for the last three or four weeks.
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And it might be nice
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if somebody else decided
to step up and buy a batch.
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Aw, come on, guys.
It's part of the deal.
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Hi, I'm Adam and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Adam.
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- Um...
- Hi, Adam.
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I've been sober since I was 17.
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Um...
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I knew I had a problem pretty early on
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and I dealt with it because
I didn't want to wait
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and I knew it would just get worse.
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I felt pretty solid
after I stopped drinking.
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I stopped coming to as many meetings,
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but lately I haven't felt
so solid anymore, so...
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I have this girlfriend who at
first I didn't like very much.
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Or I didn't take her
very seriously, I guess.
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She just seemed like,
you know, a piece of ass.
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But she was persistent, man.
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And she just hung around
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and hung around
and showed up at my place.
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And gradually it started to
feel better when she was there.
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It wasn't love the way I imagined it.
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I just felt weird if I didn't know
what she was up to or whatever.
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And I liked knowing that she
was just gonna be there
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and... warm
and staying the night.
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And she acted like I was
teaching her everything
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about fucking history,
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about sex.
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She didn't know what street
Central Park started on
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or how to use soap and I showed her.
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And I wanted that chance
to show someone everything.
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But she changed her mind
about me and it was that fast.
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I'm so exhausted.
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Okay.
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And I'll bring cookies.
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I don't really like cookies that much,
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so don't get mad at me
if I bring the wrong shit.
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Thank you, Adam.
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So, Adam's bringing the cookies.
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Honey.
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- Me?
- Yeah, you.
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Yeah, uh, hi.
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Oh, my, God's teeth.
You are tall.
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Yeah, I'm a little
taller than average, yeah.
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How tall are you, 6'2"?
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- 6'3".
- Ha!
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That's a very respectable height.
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Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's good.
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I'm en...
I'm enjoying it, yeah.
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Yeah, listen.
I gotta tell ya.
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I'm just gonna tell ya.
I'm very impressed by you.
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Your honesty.
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I want you to meet my daughter.
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I want you to.
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Really, I don't even usually
encourage her dating
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because she is a very nice, busy girl.
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But God damn if you're not cuter
than a dimple on a bug's ass.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Ha!
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Oh, thank you.
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- Yeah.
- That was scary.
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- Really? But I like you.
- No.
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Oh, thanks... thanks.
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Um, uh, no.
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Wonderful.
So you'll give her a call.
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You'll give her a call.
Her name is Natalia.
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I will tell her that
you'll be calling her.
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I'll tell her you'll be calling her.
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Oh, you've got a phone, right?
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Yes, I do.
I do have a phone.
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Fabulous.
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I mean fabulous.
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- Fabulous.
- Fabulous.
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Yeah.
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So, I'm gonna have
my assistant send over
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the new Jack Johnson album.
You're gonna love it.
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Nah, dude, that's all right.
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- I'm not too in...
- Trust me, you're gonna love it, okay?
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And when you love it,
we're going the 29th.
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- All right.
- Take care.
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Okay, see ya.
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Funny.
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Excuse me, can I help you?
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Mindy, how is the Rothberry account?
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Did that go well?
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There is no Rothberry account.
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You're just making stuff up now?
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You're such a good employee.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Yo.
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Yo.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi, this message is for Natalia.
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Uh, I'm Adam...
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Sackler.
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Your mother Cloris gave me your number
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and suggested that I call you.
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So, here I am.
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Um, so...
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hello!
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Hello, yes, hi.
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This is a fucking landline.
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Whoa.
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Oh, you would.
Great.
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Great.
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Yes, I'll call you back with a spot.
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You'll know me.
I'm very tall.
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And, uh,
semi-dashing.
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Your mother said
you had great, um, teeth,
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so I'll be lookin' at you.
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Like a creep.
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Okay.
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Yes, nice to talk to you.
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Adios.
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I'll be staring at you like a creep,
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'cause I'm a creep.
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Hi, Natalia.
I'm a creep.
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Fuck.
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This place is crazy.
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Yeah, well, it's the guy
that bought the app.
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- He had the extra space for us.
- Oh, I see.
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So, what, you were
just in the neighborhood?
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Yeah, yeah. I was
just running some errands.
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I mean, Chelsea's really, really
central, and then I was like,
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I have an appointment after and
I haven't seen you in a while,
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so I just thought,
why don't I just stop by?
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- And so I just, like...
- Yeah.
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- figured out where it was and...
- All right.
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- Okay, are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, 'cause you seem
kinda all over the place.
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- I don't know.
- No, no, no, no.
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I'm just here for support.
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Yeah?
From me or for me?
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- What?
- Okay, so...
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that's my office there.
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There's the kitchen there.
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Free candy.
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I'm not really that into it,
but it makes people happy.
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- That's so cool.
- You know?
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- That's very cool.
- It's pretty cool.
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- Yeah? Oh.
- Charlie, when you have a moment.
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I have some mock-ups
of the interface
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that I think are closer
to what you imagined.
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Oh, right.
Okay, cool.
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I'll be there in, like,
one minute, Marla.
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Thank you.
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Yep.
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What is she working on?
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Uh, well, we're developing
these other apps
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in the vein of Forbid.
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And our people are really
responding to software
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that protects them from
themselves, you know?
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Or other people.
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I'm sorry to be so behind the times,
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but what exactly does Forbid do?
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- Um...
- Hey, Charlie.
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Um... oh, hey.
Uh...
261
00:11:12,823 --> 00:11:15,826
It prevents you from calling
people that you shouldn't call,
262
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:19,029
be it a unrequited love
or someone that fired you.
263
00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:20,297
But if you want to call them,
264
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,332
then you have to pay
$10 to "unforbid."
265
00:11:22,366 --> 00:11:23,933
- Got it.
- So the app is free,
266
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,267
but breaking your word
to yourself isn't.
267
00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:28,003
- Oh. That's smart.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
268
00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:30,739
Well, I mean, you were
the inspiration, actually.
269
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,975
I started it right after
we first broke up.
270
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,011
That's weird.
271
00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:37,512
No.
272
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,314
I mean, it makes sense.
273
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,350
At least it turned out
really well for you, right?
274
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:45,086
No, I mean, everything turned out great.
275
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,688
Yeah.
It's awesome.
276
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:50,524
Yeah. I mean, I hope you got
paid a lot of money for it.
277
00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:51,892
- They paid me a shitload.
- Good.
278
00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:53,860
- No, it's not that much.
- Oh.
279
00:11:53,895 --> 00:11:55,596
But enough.
280
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,531
- Good.
- Yeah.
281
00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,199
- Well...
- Do you need money?
282
00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:00,901
- Is that why you're here?
- Oh, my God, no.
283
00:12:00,935 --> 00:12:02,736
Charlie.
284
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,271
- What? Oh, my God.
- Charlie.
285
00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:06,473
Oh, fuck.
Yes, that's right.
286
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,275
- We gotta go do this.
- What's happening?
287
00:12:08,309 --> 00:12:09,810
Oh, the office next door.
288
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,879
They're doing a lip-dub thing
for their YouTube channel.
289
00:12:11,913 --> 00:12:14,148
- Lip-dub.
- Yeah, sorry.
290
00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:16,917
Lip-dub.
Come on.
291
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,333
Where is she?
292
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,136
I always factor in a Hannah cushion
293
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,738
of 15 to 45 minutes.
294
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,608
Oh, oh, oh.
295
00:12:40,642 --> 00:12:43,544
- Hi.
- Hi.
296
00:12:43,578 --> 00:12:45,112
Sorry I'm late.
I was working.
297
00:12:45,146 --> 00:12:46,981
Oh, well, if you get in the zone,
298
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,783
you get in the zone.
No fears, bro.
299
00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:51,352
We had such a good time
at the museum yesterday.
300
00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:54,655
And today was the commencement
address at the conference.
301
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:57,425
It has been such an awesome conference.
302
00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,327
I never thought I'd meet
so many other women
303
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,963
that feel the same way I do
about Ann Patchett.
304
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,035
What about Ann Patchett?
305
00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:37,330
Holy shit.
306
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,966
Oh, myod.
I love my mom.
307
00:13:43,237 --> 00:13:44,938
I'm excited about Judy Collins.
308
00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,740
Judy is so timeless.
309
00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:48,841
I'm just as happy now to see her perform
310
00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:51,344
as when I was in my barefoot days.
311
00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:54,014
You guys, things are going really,
really well with my book.
312
00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:55,482
You know, my first pages
are due next week
313
00:13:55,516 --> 00:13:57,156
and I've gotten a lot done,
so I feel like
314
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,219
if I continue at this rate, then...
315
00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:03,690
I'm gonna get there
quickly with the book.
316
00:14:03,725 --> 00:14:05,558
What's up, honey?
317
00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:06,860
Loreen.
318
00:14:06,894 --> 00:14:09,462
Nothing, I'm just
telling you about my book.
319
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,665
- You're counting to eight.
- Loreen.
320
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:13,200
- No, she's counting.
- Maybe after the show.
321
00:14:13,234 --> 00:14:14,434
No, I'm not.
322
00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:16,202
I'm not.
323
00:14:16,237 --> 00:14:19,205
Look, if your head is filling
up and you're getting count-y,
324
00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:20,773
we need to know.
325
00:14:20,808 --> 00:14:22,776
We can help you, but not
if you don't let us know.
326
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,444
Well, how would you help me?
327
00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:25,946
If it was going on, theoretically,
328
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,381
which it isn't, so I don't need help.
329
00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:29,150
We'd bring you home for a little bit
330
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:32,086
and get you straightened out with Dr....
331
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,421
- Schupak.
- Schupak.
332
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,589
With your OCD.
333
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,359
Dr. Schupak
is a pediatrician, okay?
334
00:14:38,393 --> 00:14:39,861
And I don't have OCD.
335
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:42,297
If I did have OCD, I would tell you
336
00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:44,266
because I wouldn't
be able to hold that in.
337
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:47,670
Sweetie, you're not holding it in.
338
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,905
I'm not holding it in 'cause
I don't have to hold it in
339
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:52,074
because it's not going on, Mom.
340
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,277
And if it was, don't you think that I
would say something to you about it?
341
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,981
Okay, it hurts me
more than it hurts you.
342
00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:01,584
I'm the one who has to
experience it, not you.
343
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,519
I'm the one who has to experience it.
344
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,788
You think we didn't experience it?
345
00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,890
You think we didn't suffer,
346
00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:09,459
worrying about whether
you'd have a normal life?
347
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,760
- Mom.
- No.
348
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,462
We don't know why you had OCD.
349
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,663
We don't know why.
350
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:14,864
I mean, we're still married.
351
00:15:14,932 --> 00:15:16,132
We never raised a hand to you.
352
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,500
- Of course not.
- It's not our fault.
353
00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:19,102
- Okay.
- Well, it's genetic,
354
00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:21,505
which is sort of the ultimate
"your fault," so...
355
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,240
Oh, come on.
356
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,642
Ladies and gentlemen,
357
00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:26,744
will you please welcome back
to Cafe Carlisle
358
00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:29,213
Ms. Judy Collins?
359
00:15:29,247 --> 00:15:30,547
Oh.
360
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:42,825
Thank you so much.
361
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,529
♪ Sometimes I remember the old days ♪
362
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:49,799
♪ When the world
was filled with sorrow ♪
363
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,635
♪ You might've thought I was livin' ♪
364
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:55,172
♪ I was all alone ♪
365
00:15:57,108 --> 00:16:00,143
♪ In my heart, the rain was falling ♪
366
00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:03,981
♪ The wind blew, the night was callin' ♪
367
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:06,383
♪ Come back, come back ♪
368
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:10,654
♪ I'm all you've
ever known. ♪
369
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:13,724
No, I work with a private eye.
370
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,326
You work for a private eye?
371
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,894
Yeah, and I love it.
372
00:16:16,928 --> 00:16:19,530
Because sometimes
he uses me as the decoy.
373
00:16:20,632 --> 00:16:22,933
- No fuckin' way.
- Mm, yes way.
374
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,902
He lets me be the girl
that distracts, you know?
375
00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:26,870
Like, at a bar or something,
376
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:29,073
so he can collect documents.
377
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:30,841
- Unreal.
- Mm-hmm.
378
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:33,878
Is that why you're here now, as a decoy?
379
00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:36,247
No, I'm here because my mom said
380
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:38,516
that you were a very nice boy.
381
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,418
With a fresh look.
382
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:43,821
Well, I like your mom.
383
00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:49,494
She's very, uh...
384
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:52,030
- ferocious.
- She is.
385
00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,765
Yes, that's one word for it.
386
00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:56,434
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
387
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,136
You're very easy to talk to.
388
00:16:58,171 --> 00:16:59,771
I thought this was gonna suck ass,
389
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,172
but you're very easy to talk to.
390
00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:02,641
Okay, good.
391
00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:06,144
That's great. I just...
I think that dating is awful.
392
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:08,313
I just don't understand people
who can go out with someone
393
00:17:08,347 --> 00:17:09,681
and be so relaxed about it.
394
00:17:09,749 --> 00:17:10,750
I know, I can't be relaxed.
395
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,384
I'm fucking sweating bullets over here.
396
00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:13,820
I've had to pee for the past 30 minutes.
397
00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,239
Miss?
398
00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:33,442
Miss? Who are you
here to see?
399
00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:34,944
Oh, uh, sorry.
400
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:36,979
Radhika, G78.
401
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,716
Of course.
Radhika's a party girl.
402
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,284
You have a lovely evening.
403
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,521
Um, thank...
thank... you, too.
404
00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:51,461
♪ And is looking for his fun ♪
405
00:17:51,495 --> 00:17:54,897
♪ Someday soon I'm going with him ♪
406
00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:59,001
♪ Someday soon ♪
407
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,305
♪ My parents, they can't stand him ♪
408
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:06,676
♪ 'Cause he works the rodeo ♪
409
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,678
♪ My father says that he ♪
410
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,749
♪ Will leave me cryin' ♪
411
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:17,421
♪ Oh, I would follow
him right down... ♪
412
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:19,957
What the fuck?
You just hit me like five times.
413
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,027
It was eight times.
414
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,129
♪ Someday soon ♪
415
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,597
Honey, where are you going?
416
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,868
♪ When he comes to call my pa ♪
417
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:34,539
♪ He ain't got
a good word to say. ♪
418
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,008
You are fine and good.
You are fine and good.
419
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,277
You are fine and good.
You are fine and good.
420
00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,979
You are fine and good.
You are fine and good.
421
00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:44,081
You are fine and good.
You are fine and good.
422
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,219
You are good and fine.
You are good and fine.
423
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,288
You are good and fine.
You are good and fine.
424
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:53,157
So, I mean, it's just like,
between me and Marnie and Ray,
425
00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:54,925
it's kind of like an orphanage,
you know what I mean?
426
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,994
Do not get me wrong, I love Ray.
427
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:58,896
And it's, like, great having
Marnie around when I'm not
428
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,697
solving her life, which is,
like, all the time.
429
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:02,699
But it's just like, when is Shosh time?
430
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,200
- You know?
- Yeah.
431
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,236
Anyways, I've just been thinking
a lot about growing up recently,
432
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,239
and, like, I realized that I'm always
gonna be surrounded by people.
433
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,909
Like, always. And they're always
gonna need something from me.
434
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,877
Like, if it's not my boss,
it'll be my husband
435
00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:16,513
or it'll be my kids or, like,
my Aunt Eileen, who has no one
436
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,882
and I'm gonna have to, like, coddle and
feed her when she gets older, you know?
437
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,718
So, like, I just think
that this living experience
438
00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:23,687
is a really great opportunity to learn
439
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:24,989
what it's gonna be like
when I'm an adult.
440
00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:26,757
When my kids actually
need things from me.
441
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,892
Like, when I have
to clothe and feed them.
442
00:19:27,926 --> 00:19:30,028
- And, like, it's...
- Hey, asshole.
443
00:19:30,062 --> 00:19:31,529
Literally the one thing I told you
444
00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:32,998
was not to ash in my mermaid.
445
00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:34,967
Ugh.
446
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,346
You leaving already?
447
00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:50,116
Uh, yeah.
448
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,351
It's not a cool vibe up there?
449
00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:55,221
Um, it's... no, it's,
like... uh, it's fine.
450
00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:58,324
I think just not... I think
I'm not a party person.
451
00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:00,092
Me neither.
452
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,426
Really?
453
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:04,062
Well, I'm more into clubs and stuff.
454
00:20:05,431 --> 00:20:08,133
Um, yeah...
yeah, me, too.
455
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,334
Totally into clubs.
456
00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:10,702
That's maybe where I've seen you.
457
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,537
I feel like I've seen you
in a club or something.
458
00:20:12,572 --> 00:20:14,606
I mean, that's,
like... yeah.
459
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,775
That's really possible that
you've seen me at a club.
460
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,911
That's, like, totally possible.
461
00:20:18,945 --> 00:20:20,212
What's your name?
462
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:23,748
Shoshanna.
463
00:20:23,783 --> 00:20:25,250
That's a nice name.
464
00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:26,885
I never heard it before.
465
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,454
Is it, like, Muslim or something?
466
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,756
Sort of.
467
00:20:32,859 --> 00:20:34,259
I'm sorry if this is,
like, really insulting,
468
00:20:34,294 --> 00:20:36,762
but you're, like, really
good-looking for a doorman.
469
00:20:36,796 --> 00:20:38,597
Thank you.
470
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,332
I think you're beautiful.
471
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:45,937
Um, thank you, too.
472
00:20:45,972 --> 00:20:47,372
Thank you.
473
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,881
What happens if you leave the door?
474
00:20:55,915 --> 00:20:57,582
Nothing, nothing.
475
00:20:57,617 --> 00:20:59,217
A tranny walked in last time
476
00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:00,619
and he was just
walking around the floors,
477
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:03,388
but it was nothing.
It was... I swear to God.
478
00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:14,132
Where's Shosh?
479
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,767
She's at a party.
480
00:21:16,802 --> 00:21:19,637
Navigating her way through the
folds of pure conformity.
481
00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:21,673
Charlie is living the dream.
482
00:21:21,707 --> 00:21:23,908
I thought he was gonna be
broken for at least six years.
483
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,843
I mentally budgeted
six years of brokenness.
484
00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:27,245
He's not broken at all.
485
00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:28,980
And it just proves to me, like,
486
00:21:29,015 --> 00:21:31,549
it doesn't matter
how right you do things.
487
00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:33,318
Because you know who end up
living their dreams
488
00:21:33,352 --> 00:21:36,354
are, like, sad messes like Charlie.
489
00:21:36,389 --> 00:21:38,723
And the people who end up
flailing behind
490
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,925
are people like me
491
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,027
who have their shit together.
492
00:21:43,062 --> 00:21:45,230
Marnie learned another life lesson.
493
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,297
How adorable.
494
00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:48,533
Want a gummy frog?
495
00:21:54,673 --> 00:21:56,307
Ugh.
496
00:21:56,342 --> 00:21:58,876
I'm gonna have you retrieve
that when you're less upset.
497
00:21:58,911 --> 00:22:01,179
Okay, look.
498
00:22:01,213 --> 00:22:03,347
You're mad because you want what he has.
499
00:22:03,382 --> 00:22:06,817
So stop thinking and start doing that
500
00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:08,786
I don't understand.
501
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,154
- Okay, Marnie...
- I don't understand.
502
00:22:10,188 --> 00:22:12,356
What's your dream, hmm?
503
00:22:12,391 --> 00:22:14,325
What do you really, really wanna do?
504
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,327
You wanna be a curator?
505
00:22:16,361 --> 00:22:17,795
Open up a small gallery
506
00:22:17,829 --> 00:22:19,330
in an old burrito factory.
507
00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:20,999
You wanna be a mother? Get
fucking pregnant.
508
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:22,300
Oh, my God.
509
00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:24,436
Turn this potential energy
into kinetic energy.
510
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:26,037
Stop being a cartographer
511
00:22:26,072 --> 00:22:27,172
and become an explorer.
512
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,807
What do you really want to do?
513
00:22:28,841 --> 00:22:29,941
What's your dream?
514
00:22:29,976 --> 00:22:31,409
Stop thinking.
Just tell me. What is it?
515
00:22:31,444 --> 00:22:32,844
- Just yell it out?
- What are you feeling?
516
00:22:32,879 --> 00:22:34,379
What's inside of you?
Just tell me...
517
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:36,648
I wanna sing.
518
00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:39,518
What's the second thing you wanna do?
519
00:22:39,552 --> 00:22:41,186
That's my dream.
520
00:22:41,221 --> 00:22:42,488
To sing?
521
00:22:42,522 --> 00:22:43,722
Yes.
522
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:45,390
Okay.
523
00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:46,665
That's not...
that's not the road
524
00:22:46,692 --> 00:22:48,193
I thought you were
gonna take here, but okay.
525
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,763
- Let me hear something.
- Oh, now you wanna hear me sing?
526
00:22:51,797 --> 00:22:53,164
Just a few bars.
Just let me hear something.
527
00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:54,466
Just give me a little...
528
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,735
Okay, give me
a second. Ahem.
529
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:05,377
♪ I waited till I saw the sun ♪
530
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:10,715
♪ I don't know why I didn't come ♪
531
00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:16,921
♪ I left you by the house of fun ♪
532
00:23:16,955 --> 00:23:21,292
♪ I don't know why I didn't come ♪
533
00:23:21,327 --> 00:23:23,662
♪ I don't know why... ♪
534
00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,663
Okay, it's getting a little
too intimate for me
535
00:23:25,698 --> 00:23:28,133
so I'm gonna stop you there,
but your voice is...
536
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,434
it's nice.
537
00:23:29,468 --> 00:23:30,702
Thank you.
538
00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:32,237
Marnie, if you wanna sing,
539
00:23:32,271 --> 00:23:33,371
if you really wanna sing,
540
00:23:33,405 --> 00:23:34,772
then you have to sing,
541
00:23:34,807 --> 00:23:36,074
and you have to do it now.
542
00:23:36,108 --> 00:23:37,576
You're never gonna look this good again.
543
00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:40,578
- Thank you.
- The clay is drying, okay?
544
00:23:40,613 --> 00:23:42,547
You can't dress like
a magician's assistant
545
00:23:42,582 --> 00:23:43,848
for very much longer.
546
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,550
Now is the time...
if you wanna sing,
547
00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:48,387
then you should
sing now. Right now.
548
00:23:51,124 --> 00:23:52,858
♪ My heart is... ♪
549
00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:55,127
Not at this moment, right now.
550
00:23:55,161 --> 00:23:56,194
I mean, like,
in general...
551
00:23:56,229 --> 00:23:58,030
Well, be more fucking specific.
552
00:23:58,064 --> 00:23:59,932
I thought it was obvious.
553
00:24:02,303 --> 00:24:04,604
I can't fucking believe this.
554
00:24:04,638 --> 00:24:06,339
Yeah, well.
555
00:24:06,373 --> 00:24:08,007
This isn't exactly how we wanted
556
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,209
to spend our visit, either.
557
00:24:10,244 --> 00:24:12,545
You know, this guy helped
558
00:24:12,579 --> 00:24:15,147
Sharon Klingman's son...
559
00:24:15,181 --> 00:24:17,250
- He was an arsonist, Dad.
- Yeah.
560
00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:18,851
- He strapped frogs to rockets.
- Oh.
561
00:24:18,886 --> 00:24:20,320
Okay, he was deeply disturbed.
562
00:24:20,387 --> 00:24:21,721
I don't know how he got into college.
563
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:23,189
I'm not supposed to be here.
564
00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:24,457
Look, after this,
why don't...
565
00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:27,660
we'll just head
downtown to Serendipity's
566
00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:29,829
and we'll have
ice-cream sundaes
567
00:24:29,864 --> 00:24:32,565
and we'll kinda
just... we'll talk...
568
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,067
- I'm not hungry.
- Okay.
569
00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,635
Did you hear that, Mom?
I said I'm not hungry.
570
00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:37,738
- She heard that.
- Maybe I'm anorexic.
571
00:24:37,772 --> 00:24:40,507
Oh, God. Maybe we should
see another specialist.
572
00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:41,909
Come on, now.
573
00:24:41,943 --> 00:24:44,578
You're not anorexic.
That's ridiculous.
574
00:24:44,612 --> 00:24:46,947
I've... I've seen you
in a bathing suit.
575
00:24:47,014 --> 00:24:48,515
Tad.
576
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,651
- She was kidding.
- Oh.
577
00:24:50,685 --> 00:24:52,052
Yeah.
578
00:24:52,086 --> 00:24:53,920
Like I didn't know that.
579
00:24:55,356 --> 00:24:58,358
I mean, this hasn't
happened since high school.
580
00:24:58,392 --> 00:24:59,960
And it was very bad in high school?
581
00:24:59,994 --> 00:25:01,461
Yeah, I mean, it was pretty bad.
582
00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:03,997
I counted stuff.
It was bad.
583
00:25:04,031 --> 00:25:06,099
What did you count?
584
00:25:06,134 --> 00:25:07,967
Uh...
585
00:25:08,002 --> 00:25:10,003
every pulse in my vagina.
586
00:25:10,037 --> 00:25:12,472
Um, I would force myself to see things
587
00:25:12,507 --> 00:25:13,773
on a loop of eight.
588
00:25:13,808 --> 00:25:16,376
Like sexual things, murder things.
589
00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:19,379
So, it was really
a classical presentation.
590
00:25:21,849 --> 00:25:23,349
Well, okay.
591
00:25:23,384 --> 00:25:25,618
Then I guess it's classic
to have to masturbate
592
00:25:25,652 --> 00:25:27,186
eight or 16 times a night
593
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:28,987
until your legs shake and you're crying
594
00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:30,189
and you're trying to
make sure that your parents
595
00:25:30,223 --> 00:25:32,991
didn't hear you, so you
check their door eight times,
596
00:25:33,026 --> 00:25:35,260
then you move your toothbrush 64 times,
597
00:25:35,294 --> 00:25:36,862
then you move your dad's
toothbrush 64 times,
598
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:38,363
then you go back and forth
between the two,
599
00:25:38,397 --> 00:25:40,965
moving each one eight times
until you've reached 64 times
600
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,001
but then you realize that that
doesn't feel quite right either,
601
00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:44,602
and suddenly it's
3:00 in the morning
602
00:25:44,636 --> 00:25:46,337
and you're fucking exhausted
and you go to school
603
00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:47,772
the next day looking like a zombie.
604
00:25:47,806 --> 00:25:49,407
It's classical.
605
00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:53,111
Anyway, I took medicine.
606
00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:54,226
Are you taking medicine now?
607
00:25:54,246 --> 00:25:55,780
- Mm-mm.
- Why?
608
00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,448
Uh, because it made me tired.
609
00:25:57,483 --> 00:26:00,351
- How tired?
- Very tired.
610
00:26:00,386 --> 00:26:02,387
So, why are your parents
so worried, do you think?
611
00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:05,123
Uh, because they think I seem anxious.
612
00:26:05,158 --> 00:26:07,226
Do you have a reason to be anxious?
613
00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:12,431
Um, I went through
a breakup about a month ago.
614
00:26:12,465 --> 00:26:14,533
And was that stressful?
615
00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:15,888
Uh, yeah.
It was pretty stressful.
616
00:26:15,902 --> 00:26:18,136
He acted very crazy and not normal.
617
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:20,638
And he's still trying to contact me.
618
00:26:20,672 --> 00:26:23,974
- And that was unwanted?
- Uh, in some ways.
619
00:26:24,009 --> 00:26:26,443
I can't decide if he's the greatest
person in the world or the worst,
620
00:26:26,478 --> 00:26:29,012
and I should probably take my
space till I figure that out.
621
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:32,315
According to everybody.
622
00:26:32,349 --> 00:26:33,883
Also,
623
00:26:33,918 --> 00:26:35,384
I don't really think you would
understand any of my problems
624
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,886
because you seem like
you have a tremendous amount
625
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,322
of willpower and general togetherness.
626
00:26:40,356 --> 00:26:41,723
And why do you say that?
627
00:26:41,758 --> 00:26:45,394
Well, I'm not gonna
give you a compliment now.
628
00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:55,704
I have a book deal. I don't
know if my mom told you that,
629
00:26:55,738 --> 00:26:58,307
that it's a really important
professional moment for me.
630
00:26:58,341 --> 00:27:00,409
Well, that...
that's just really
631
00:27:00,443 --> 00:27:01,476
tremendously stressful.
632
00:27:01,511 --> 00:27:03,512
I mean, no wonder, you know?
633
00:27:03,546 --> 00:27:05,580
Have you written a book?
634
00:27:05,615 --> 00:27:08,216
Yes, mm-hmm.
635
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,786
Was it a therapeutic text?
636
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,322
No.
637
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:16,092
Was it a memoir?
638
00:27:16,126 --> 00:27:17,727
No, it was about a dog.
639
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,796
A little boy and his bionic dog.
640
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:22,632
Your book's about a bionic dog?
641
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,900
Yes, mm-hmm.
642
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,769
Every book, he would save
the world from disaster.
643
00:27:26,804 --> 00:27:28,404
I...
644
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:30,540
I think we sold about...
645
00:27:30,574 --> 00:27:33,676
yeah, we sold two and a half
million copies.
646
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,980
I will really do anything you say
647
00:27:38,015 --> 00:27:40,249
if you just tell
my parents that I'm okay.
648
00:27:41,985 --> 00:27:43,986
Are you?
649
00:27:56,565 --> 00:27:59,433
I hate it when you look
so concerned about me.
650
00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:20,587
♪ Sometimes I remember the old days ♪
651
00:28:20,621 --> 00:28:24,524
♪ When the world
was filled with sorrow ♪
652
00:28:24,558 --> 00:28:27,226
♪ You might have thought I was living ♪
653
00:28:27,261 --> 00:28:32,698
♪ But I was all alone ♪
654
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:34,033
♪ In my heart ♪
655
00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:36,035
♪ The rain was falling ♪
656
00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:37,903
♪ The wind blew ♪
657
00:28:37,938 --> 00:28:40,306
♪ The night was calling ♪
658
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,276
♪ Come back, come back ♪
659
00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:48,214
♪ I'm all you've ever known ♪
660
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:52,151
♪ Open the door and come on in ♪
661
00:28:52,185 --> 00:28:56,589
♪ I'm so glad to see you, my friend ♪
662
00:28:56,623 --> 00:28:59,325
♪ You're like a rainbow ♪
663
00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:04,697
♪ Coming around the bend ♪
664
00:29:04,731 --> 00:29:08,768
♪ And when I see you happy ♪
665
00:29:08,802 --> 00:29:12,939
♪ Well, it sets my heart free ♪
666
00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:14,373
♪ I'd like to be as ♪
667
00:29:14,408 --> 00:29:15,908
♪ Good a friend to you ♪
668
00:29:15,943 --> 00:29:19,946
♪ As you are to me ♪
669
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:24,151
♪ Open the door and come on in ♪
670
00:29:24,185 --> 00:29:28,589
♪ I'm so glad to see you, my friend ♪
671
00:29:28,623 --> 00:29:31,125
♪ You're all like rainbows ♪
672
00:29:31,159 --> 00:29:36,698
♪ Coming around the bend ♪
673
00:29:36,732 --> 00:29:40,669
♪ And when I see you happy ♪
674
00:29:40,703 --> 00:29:44,740
♪ Well, it sets my heart free ♪
675
00:29:44,774 --> 00:29:46,308
♪ I'd like to be as ♪
676
00:29:46,342 --> 00:29:47,876
♪ Good a friend to you ♪
677
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:53,114
♪ As you are to me. ♪