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Previously on House of Lies...
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U.S. National Bank
has requested a sit-down.
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Hey, everyone,
I'm Mr. Criswell.
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Look at all you little Michelle
Obamas working in the field.
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He wants to be governor
next go-around. Governor?
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But I'm the lucky girl
that gets
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to eat, sleep, and breathe
his political future.
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Nigga, what's your problem
with me?
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You're a fucking phony, Malcolm.
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And you're
a fucking sellout, Martin.
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But we're still
brothers
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and Dad still needs us
to be a family.
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You should know that
this aggression...
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This aggression?
...will no longer
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be tolerated by
this company.
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Tell me something, Marty.
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I'm leaving the company.
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When?
I don't know.
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But I'm done with
this bullshit.
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(helicopter whirring,
siren wailing)
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(car horn honks)
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(noises stop)
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(lively blues
instrumental playing)
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♪
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(exhales)
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(car horn honks)
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(indistinct chatter,
phone ringing)
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(sighs, clears throat)
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Okay, we're only gonna do
this once, we're gonna get it
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all out, and then we're going
to shut the fuck up about it.
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Is that clear?
Hold on, just once?
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No way. And what
are we doing?
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When you get like this,
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I literally swell
with excitement.
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I can't wait. Let's go.
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Well, then, get ready to swell,
asshole.
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What's that?
DOUG: What?
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What, what, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
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Slutty Ex Sex-- I don't get it,
whose slutty ex had sex?
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JEANNIE:
Uh...
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my (clears throat) ex-boyfriend
Lonnie from Spokane
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has a fondness for vintage porn
of me, uh, and decided,
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after I declined
to be his Facebook friend...
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(sighs)
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...to load our attempt at
porn stardom onto the Internet.
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Since I know someone
will invariably find this
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and show it to you,
I decided to prophylactically...
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(laughs)
...to...
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(grunts)
(giggles)
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...show it to all of you.
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Now we're gonna watch it...
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Okay, stop, here we go.
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Thank you.
I knew if I was good...
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You can spend the rest
of the day taking chunks
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out of my self-esteem.
MARTY: Why are you talking so much?
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Press play, press
play, space bar... Just push the button...
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Then, then... let's make sure
everyone is listening...
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Do I need moisturizer...?
Wait, hold on.
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...you will never
mention it again.
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And I mean ever!
Fine, okay.
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But we get the whole day, right?
One entire day, 24 hours?
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(overlapping chatter)
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So it's like this time
tomorrow or at midnight?
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I hadn't...
Look at me, that is not enough.
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Just give me one more day,
please, please, please.
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CLYDE:
Push the button. (screams) Whatever, Doug.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Eh, I don't want to see it.
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CLYDE:
What are you doing? Yeah, I just thought
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I'd do the buildup
and then...
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Marty.
Are you kidding me?
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Come on, how will we know
how to feel about it?
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Oh, God.
Uh, okay.
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What do we got here?
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What do we got here?
Here we go, okay.
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There you are, okay.
Ooh, okay, start up them engines.
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That's you?
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No, Goth Jeannie.
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Okay.
Little bit of Goth Jeannie.
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Okay.
Not, not my favorite
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if I'm being honest.
No.
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Ooh, you're not
the girl.
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JEANNIE: Am I getting you hard?
Yeah.
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Who's this?
Okay, yeah, real, uh,
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real titan of industry,
this one, huh?
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Good call, Jeannie.
Ooh.
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Why are you doing
that to him?
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It's like you don't
know how to eat
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but you're trying
to eat his face.
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Ah, okay, get to the bed.
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Get to the bed.
Here we go.
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Get it off you,
baby, get it off you. Here we go, huh?
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Oh, you're so
fucking hot, babe. I see you in the background.
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All right, the years
have not been kind to you.
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The panties he's wearing
are very confusing.
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I agree.
And he's taking 'em off, great.
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Baby, you want me
to make it hard for you?
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JEANNIE:
I don't know, I'm just an innocent farm girl.
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How about you stop showing off
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for the camera
and bring that sweet stuff
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over here?
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(laughing)
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How can I un-see that?
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It was like a thing, but then
everything was through it.
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And what's happening here?
What is he doing?
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(Jeannie gags on video)
What's happening here?
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I'm blowing him.
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You're blowing him?
Yeah.
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Are you holding
the camera?
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Hey, asshole, take the camera
while she sucks your dick! Hold the camera, man.
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Yeah, be a fucking gentleman,
take the camera.
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You can't see the cock
going in the fucking mouth!
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What's the point?
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It was a really old camcorder
and it was very heavy,
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and Lonnie wasn't the strong...
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Why am I even explaining that
to you?
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LONNIE: Ow.
Did you just swallow one of his piercings?
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JEANNIE: God, I told you not to
get something so fucking small.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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Well, how much
of it is just this?
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(Jeannie coughs on video)
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How much of it
is just this?
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Call.
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I'm still watching; it's fun.
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Let's go.
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Hey, baby, it's me.
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No, I'm not doing
anything, just, uh...
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No, it's funny,
you know,
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Jeannie was just
showing us a sex tape.
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Are you kidding? You're leaving
in the middle of my sex tape?
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Yeah, it was great,
though, good.
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No, oh, baby, no, no, no, it--
ugh, it was gross honestly.
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I, um...
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I have to
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make up an excuse to leave.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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(gasps)
Fuck you.
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(over P.A.):
Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is the captain speaking.
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We'll reach Chicago
about ten minutes
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before, uh, estimated time
of arrival.
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Thanks for flying with us.
Marty.
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Marty... Marty...
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Marty.
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Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-
Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-
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Marty-Marty-
Marty-Marty-Marty. I hear you.
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Oh, you heard that?
Yes, every Marty.
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Okay, um, so I'm trying to
look through these disclosures
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for U.S. National Bank, but I
keep running into a firewall.
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Yeah, well,
it's a bank, okay?
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They got
a lot of firewalls.
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Yeah, but Criswell
gave us the keys
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to the entire candy store...
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I mean, everything except for
what's behind this firewall.
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Yeah.
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So...
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So get behind the firew...
Hey, Clyde,
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when we touch down,
could you please help Jeannie out with this?
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She's got
a firewall confusing... I don't need help,
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I'm not confused.
I'm on it.
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Um, Criswell is our...
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Client.
Client, right, and, uh,
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he has hired us
to, uh, help him vet
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any potential shitstorm
that may, you know, derail
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his run for governor,
and in order
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for us to do
that job effectively,
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we're gonna have to...
Get behind the firewall.
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Get behind
the firewall. Yes, I was...
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So just get behind it
and see what's back there. I was just ru...
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running it by you.
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CLYDE: But, Goth Jeannie,
while I have your ear,
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you were awfully bossy to
what I would like to call
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the weirdest
leading man in porn.
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DOUG:
Yeah,
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I got to say,
major turnoff.
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Yeah, I...
it's, it's like...
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Do what Sarah and I do.
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It's about give and
take-- very simple ethos.
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All right, she gives,
I take, I give, she takes.
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That's all it's about.
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Please...
There's got to be a way to make this
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louder.
Please stop.
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CLYDE:
Got to stop.
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(exhales)
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You know, not that
you should have,
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but I did notice that you
didn't... watch my sex tape.
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Why are you still talking?
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Marty.
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Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-
Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-
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Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty-
Marty-Marty-Marty-Marty...
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Do you guys know Cinda
from I.T.?
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MARTY:
Ooh, Cinda.
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The one with the underbite
like the Tibetan terrier?
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That is correct.
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(slurring):
She's like this; that is correct.
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Turns out Cinda likes me.
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Who cares?
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Go for it, Clyde, take her
on a tour of that manscape.
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She likes me so much, she
gave me the firewall password.
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Wow.
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What, what?
Fuck, nice work.
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Well, you know, if I wasn't
dating Sarah, I could have...
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She gave you the
firewall password?
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That's true love
in Tibetan Terrier.
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(imitates Scooby Doo):
Ri rove you.
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Ri rove you, roo.
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And we are... in.
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Is that home loans?
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Oy.
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JEANNIE:
Sub-prime loans.
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Super-shitty-rate loans.
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Ghetto loans.
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(sighs)
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That, boys and girls,
is fucking ghetto loans.
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Reverse redlining.
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Fucking...
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DOUG:
Yeah,
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sure looks like it.
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So white people get
pointed in one direction
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where they get a
decent percentage,
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and then, uh, black
and brown people--
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well, they get sent down
the hall towards...
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Guess what--
they get a loan, too.
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Yeah.
And even if they can afford a prime rate,
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they're automatically
booted into a ghetto loan.
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DOUG:
Right.
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Then they immediately
swap out that teaser rate
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for a sky-high rate.
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And Joe Black Homeowner
defaults.
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MARTY:
Right.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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Criswell must have made a mint
writing this paper.
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Can I have it
when you're done? Yes.
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BRYNN:
You are one smart motherfucker.
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Gives me wood.
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Yeah, I'm not really
that smart.
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I mean, me and
my team found it.
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But let's be honest,
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a chimp could have gotten
behind that bullshit firewall.
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Well, now you're dipping
into hyperbole.
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Brynn, why don't you stop
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fucking around and tell
me what is going on?
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Jesus, Marty,
figure it out.
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You're a big boy.
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You wanted us to find it.
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Maybe.
And then when we find it,
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you've got my black face
to sell it to the public,
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and you pimp me
to your racist boss
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to soft-sell his betrayal.
249
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Right?
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You're good.
251
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But don't make
this personal,
252
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Marty, because it's not.
Seriously!
253
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Hey. Anybody up for a hit
of some 24-year-old scotch?
254
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And if we hadn't found it?
255
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Do the math.
256
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It's a chilly one, huh? Boy!
257
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You'd lay the whole thing
at Galweather Stearn's feet.
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CRISWELL: It's chilly.
(laughs softly)
259
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Wow. That's...
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Yeah, nice.
261
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Criswell...
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Yeah?
let loose the hounds.
263
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What?
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Your house nigger's
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making a run for it.
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So we walk away--
I'm fine with that. Oh, my God,
267
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,190
they picked right,
didn't they?
268
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(chuckles) Mr. Marty Kaan--
"Go Along to Get Along."
269
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You want a shiny,
black face to help sell
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your tiny little genocide?
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Marty fuckin' Kaan,
he's your man.
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That's right.
And maybe while we're at it,
273
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we can help this, uh,
fuckin' prep school bag of hammers
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get into the governor's
mansion, yeah?
275
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Why don't we whisk his ass
right into the White House,
276
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get four to eight years
of that, that'd be fuckin' awesome.
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Just had to sell my soul,
help Galweather Stearn
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make a shitload of money,
'cause God forbid
279
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I hang my own balls
out there, right?
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Do something for myself
for a fuckin' change.
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Sir, you want to hear
a great fuckin' story about... Marty, Marty, Marty...
282
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What am I talking about?
283
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Sell my soul-- you
can't sell something that you only rent.
284
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Right? I mean, they
got laws against that.
285
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Like, if I rented
an apartment
286
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and then I tried to sell
the fuckin' thing...
287
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(laughs softly)
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I'm out.
289
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You're...?
Yeah.
290
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I'm out.
291
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I'm gonna start
my own shop.
292
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Wow.
293
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Fuck it.
294
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J-Just like that?
A done deal? Yeah.
295
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:47,803
I mean, fuck it.
296
00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,840
Right? Fuck them.
297
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,476
I think that's good.
298
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,580
I think... I think you
should be out on your own.
299
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Yeah.
300
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(laughs)
Yeah.
301
00:12:04,398 --> 00:12:06,099
Are we cool?
302
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,601
I mean, things between us,
303
00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:10,104
are they okay?
What are you talking about?
304
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:12,508
Why wouldn't
we be cool? I... just feel...
305
00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:16,746
very unsure, and things
are very chaotic, so... Listen, listen.
306
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You have the world at
your feet, Jeannie Bean.
307
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:23,558
Okay? You hit a bump
in the road. So what?
308
00:12:23,594 --> 00:12:25,061
You're right back on track.
309
00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,631
(sighs)
Look...
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you have a great job
at Galweather,
311
00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:33,906
and you have a better job
waiting in the wings.
312
00:12:33,942 --> 00:12:36,077
If you want it.
313
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:40,917
And you also have porn
to fall back on.
314
00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:42,821
So you're good.
315
00:12:42,856 --> 00:12:44,657
You watched it?
316
00:12:44,692 --> 00:12:47,428
I didn't say
I watched it. Did you watch it?
317
00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:50,365
I definitely didn't
want to watch it with the idiots.
318
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,272
And?
And if I had watched it,
319
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:59,077
I might say that you
transcended the genre.
320
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:03,685
I might also have to
say that my man's dick was crazy scary.
321
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:06,857
(laughs) You think
I transcended the genre?
322
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,930
Yeah. See, that-that's
called a misdirect. (laughs)
323
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:13,368
I think you're gonna talk
about the scary dick,
324
00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:16,672
and you talk
about the genre. No, I want to talk about me
325
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,210
transcending genres...
Yes.
326
00:13:19,245 --> 00:13:21,112
I didn't know you
could swallow so far.
327
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,382
Ugh.
328
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,901
(scoffs)
329
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,724
Hmm.
330
00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,694
So anyway, it's, uh,
331
00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:33,148
it's looking like
this little incident
332
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with the ghetto
loans... I really don't
333
00:13:34,852 --> 00:13:36,436
like that term--
it doesn't include any
334
00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:40,157
of the subtleties or nuances
of the mortgage business.
335
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,394
Really? Yeah, that does suck,
because there are
336
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,914
so many nuances.
337
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,667
Get to it, Marty.
Okay.
338
00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:50,240
Uh... well, I'm sure
after the Firewall of Jericho
339
00:13:50,276 --> 00:13:52,745
came down
on these ghett-- oh...
340
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,581
Let's call them "the things."
341
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,267
I'm sure you're very anxious
342
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,804
to get the genie
back in the bottle.
343
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,642
No, uh... sunlight is
344
00:14:02,678 --> 00:14:04,563
the best disinfectant.
MARTY: Oh, okay.
345
00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:06,199
Cool.
346
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:08,051
So with regards to violating
the Fair Housing Act...
347
00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:09,854
Fair Housing Act is bullshit.
348
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,507
Uh-huh.
349
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:14,544
Well, I might have to make a
call to the Justice Department.
350
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:17,097
Of for fuck's sake, sanctimony
does not work for you.
351
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:18,301
Yeah, Marty,
this is...
352
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,219
getting absurd.
353
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,687
I mean, M... Marty,
354
00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,290
you're supposed
to be the kind of guy
355
00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,092
that helps a brother
out of a situation,
356
00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:25,745
you know?
Yeah. I-I have
357
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:28,248
no impetus to help you out
358
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,468
in this situation...
359
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,437
brother.
360
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,661
Well, certainly,
this bank is
361
00:14:35,696 --> 00:14:37,614
a serious piece of
business for Galweather.
362
00:14:37,649 --> 00:14:39,449
Yeah, for Galweather.
363
00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:42,087
This will cement you
as Julianne Hofschraeger's
364
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:42,855
go-to guy.
365
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:45,407
Now, see, about that...
366
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:46,394
CRISWELL:
Marty,
367
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,229
I will give you a glowing report
368
00:14:48,265 --> 00:14:50,932
like this CEO has never given.
And I appreciate
369
00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:53,620
the potential "glowjob,"
but I have another thought.
370
00:14:53,656 --> 00:14:55,240
(clears throat)
371
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,826
Now, Carl, when you announce
your gubernatorial run,
372
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:02,266
I'm sure you would love
to not only look like a guy who didn't support
373
00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:03,770
this whole
"ghetto loans" thing,
374
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:06,790
but also as someone
who took a proactive part
375
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:09,328
in supporting
black-owned businesses.
376
00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:11,164
Yeah, but I-I-I do.
Yes, of course.
377
00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:13,084
No, no, no, no--
378
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:15,053
I do.
Well, Carl, I mean...
379
00:15:15,089 --> 00:15:18,324
really supporting
black-owned businesses...
380
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,328
like mine.
381
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:24,016
(wry laugh)
But Galweather is not... Not Galweather.
382
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,819
Kaan & Associates.
383
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:26,722
Oh!
384
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,309
Okay.
385
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,146
Kaan & Associates...
386
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,900
Oh, my God, this fucknut
387
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,938
might be the leader of
the Free World someday.
388
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,446
My new consultancy,
389
00:15:42,481 --> 00:15:43,281
Carl.
390
00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:44,932
My new company.
391
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,585
You could be
392
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,271
my first big client.
393
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:51,108
Maybe even a key investor.
394
00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:54,095
Mr. Criswell, I think
what Marty is getting at...
395
00:15:54,132 --> 00:15:56,099
I know what Marty
is getting at, Ms. Reed.
396
00:15:56,135 --> 00:15:58,219
And I think
we might be able to find
397
00:15:58,222 --> 00:15:59,755
some mutually beneficial
ground here.
398
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,144
Well, there he is.
399
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,965
(both laugh)
400
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,085
I knew you'd show up. Welcome.
401
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:13,458
Marty, I can't tell you how much
I appreciate your support during
402
00:16:13,495 --> 00:16:15,679
this confusing time.
And to think
403
00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,548
that some people
might see Carl Criswell
404
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,651
as a proponent of ghetto loans,
405
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,020
or even...
406
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:21,806
a racist.
407
00:16:21,841 --> 00:16:22,808
Oh, my God.
408
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:25,226
Can you imagine?
409
00:16:25,262 --> 00:16:28,765
This is going to be
such a wonderful partnership.
410
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,318
With Marty Kaan
at the helm,
411
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:32,772
this thing's gonna
work like a dream.
412
00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,792
Actually, Criswell is
technically not accountable
413
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,827
for the mortgage policy.
414
00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:39,132
Yeah. Buried deep
415
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:41,436
in his contracts,
there's a teeny-tiny clause about his participation
416
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:43,989
in the company
being strictly advisory.
417
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:45,858
He is... not responsible
418
00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:48,512
in any fiduciary
or legal capacities.
419
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,650
MARTY:
Do we have a fall guy?
420
00:16:50,685 --> 00:16:53,387
You mean beside
Criswell?
421
00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:56,607
Executive VP Henry Hughes;
he's the paper trail.
422
00:16:56,644 --> 00:16:59,028
Wow.
Is he a friend of yours?
423
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,399
No one's a friend of mine
but the client.
424
00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:04,971
You're like me,
but with extra mean sauce.
425
00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:07,658
Okay, so, uh, make sure he's
not at the press conference,
426
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,964
but that we have a couple
unflattering images of him.
427
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,601
(laughs)
428
00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:15,354
He'll take some heat
for a few weeks,
429
00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:17,474
but then you guys
will just parachute him
430
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,143
right out of there, right?
431
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:20,779
Already on it.
432
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,705
(door closes)
433
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,708
What?
434
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,076
You realize what
you're about to do.
435
00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,796
What am I about to do?
436
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:33,515
You have been down some.
437
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,252
This just feels...
What am I about to do?
438
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,688
Excuse me.
439
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,724
I was there
last night, okay?
440
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,961
I saw how you...
Hit the ground running?
441
00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:44,899
Huh?
442
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,119
One of the most competitive
sectors in the world?
443
00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:51,475
In a time of economic
instability?
444
00:17:51,511 --> 00:17:54,529
All while black?
445
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,818
That what you meant?
446
00:17:57,853 --> 00:18:00,572
Wow. Yeah, I guess
that's what I meant.
447
00:18:00,609 --> 00:18:01,775
Yeah.
448
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,561
That's what I thought.
449
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:16,413
So, naturally, when my
friend and colleague,
450
00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:19,568
Marty Kaan, brought these...
451
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,989
inconsistencies to light,
452
00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:24,259
we saw this as an opportunity
453
00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:27,546
to bring about some real change
here at U.S. National.
454
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:30,618
So I'm gonna hand it over
to the real expert here,
455
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,104
Marty Kaan.
456
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:34,590
MARTY: Thank you, Carl.
Thank you so much.
457
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,944
Um...
458
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,852
"Opportunity"-- that...
459
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,873
that's a perfect word for it.
460
00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:46,609
So let me speak to you
a second about opportunity,
461
00:18:46,644 --> 00:18:49,597
opportunity and Carl Criswell.
462
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,368
Uh... I happen to have
the great pleasure
463
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,805
of counting myself
among Carl's friends,
464
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:57,041
and let me tell you
that this is a man
465
00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:59,829
who is not only
a great leader and a...
466
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:01,632
a brilliant CEO,
467
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,236
but he is also someone
who has his finger
468
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:05,906
squarely on the pulse
469
00:19:05,941 --> 00:19:08,309
of gender, economic,
470
00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,396
and racial equality.
471
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,642
His business not only lives by
a mandate of equal opportunity,
472
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,482
but he also puts his own money
directly where his mouth is
473
00:19:23,518 --> 00:19:26,821
by investing in African-American
owned businesses.
474
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:35,684
This is America.
475
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,738
Because that is America.
476
00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:39,557
This is what we do.
477
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:41,443
That is what we do.
478
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,286
We show who we are,
not by our...
479
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,332
We show what our principles and
ethics are, not by our words...
480
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:57,585
...not by our words...
481
00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,556
...but by our actions.
482
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,126
...but by our actions.
483
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:07,048
Not with our rhetoric
but with our wallets.
484
00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:12,007
S...
485
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,695
(clears throat)
486
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:35,992
So while Carl... Criswell
was not a...
487
00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:39,615
...an active...
488
00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:40,935
So while Carl Criswell
489
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,503
was not an active participant
490
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,506
in this reverse
redlining process
491
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,175
and was...
492
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,280
busy... uh...
493
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,350
busy, uh...
494
00:20:51,385 --> 00:20:54,121
uh, pursuing far more...
495
00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:56,257
far more noble
business pursuits...
496
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:59,962
...he is nevertheless,
once again,
497
00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:01,999
going to put his mouth
where his money... his...
498
00:21:02,035 --> 00:21:05,038
his money
where his mouth is
499
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,774
and write down
these loans...
500
00:21:08,178 --> 00:21:09,695
...administered
by a rogue operator,
501
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,164
who will be vigorously
prosecuted.
502
00:21:13,369 --> 00:21:16,138
How can I say this
with confidence?
503
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,242
I can this with utmost
confidence because Carl Criswell
504
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,812
gave me his word...
505
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:26,503
...and as all of us can attest,
and the African-American...
506
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,773
(weak laugh)
507
00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,459
...community can attest to,
508
00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:31,061
Carl Criswell's word...
...Carl's word...
509
00:21:31,096 --> 00:21:32,964
...is his bond.
...is his bond.
510
00:21:32,999 --> 00:21:35,134
CRISWELL:
Aw.
511
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,636
Thanks, buddy.
Thank you.
512
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,539
(reporters clamoring)
Thank you very much.
513
00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:43,312
REPORTER: Are you writing down
all loans, sir?
514
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,089
CLYDE:
So, he took it off the site?
515
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:54,228
Too many negative comments
about the penis apparently.
516
00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:55,631
I made one
of those negative comments.
517
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,602
I'm having nightmares.
It was disgusting.
518
00:21:57,637 --> 00:21:58,937
Terrifying.
And also...
519
00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,439
probably had something
to do with the fact
520
00:22:00,474 --> 00:22:03,008
that I might have been 17
at the time.
521
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:04,796
(gibbering)
Oh. That changes things.
522
00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:06,648
Whoops.
CLYDE: So basically--
523
00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:08,685
just so we know--
Yeah.
524
00:22:08,721 --> 00:22:10,688
if you hadn't shown us, we
probably never would've seen it.
525
00:22:10,723 --> 00:22:13,142
Apparently not, no. Correct.
526
00:22:13,177 --> 00:22:15,278
Apparently not.
That's not such a bad thing.
527
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:17,081
I, for one,
feel closer to you, Jeannie,
528
00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:19,134
for having seen it.
I think we all do. Right, Marty?
529
00:22:19,286 --> 00:22:21,437
MARTY: Yeah.
Goth Jeannie. I like her.
530
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,257
Was that anything like
when you guys had sex?
531
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:25,076
How many piercings
does that cock have? Totally. Yeah.
532
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:27,213
Yeah.
No.
533
00:22:27,249 --> 00:22:28,599
Not telling us...
534
00:22:28,634 --> 00:22:29,950
(sighs)
535
00:22:39,217 --> 00:22:41,018
You got your money, huh?
536
00:22:41,053 --> 00:22:42,454
Kaan & Associates.
537
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:44,974
What?
You got your money.
538
00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:47,427
Oh. Yeah.
First piece. Yeah.
539
00:22:47,462 --> 00:22:50,014
They... Well, they say
that's the hardest. (chuckles)
540
00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:52,001
They lie.
541
00:22:53,454 --> 00:22:55,339
Marty, I'm worried
about you.
542
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,562
You're worried about me?
Mm-hmm.
543
00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:00,865
Are you serious?
544
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,934
Hey...
545
00:23:02,969 --> 00:23:04,420
I'm king of the fucking world,
what are you...
546
00:23:04,455 --> 00:23:05,606
why are you worried about me?
547
00:23:05,641 --> 00:23:08,375
Don't be worried.
548
00:23:08,411 --> 00:23:10,495
I know you're not gonna
want to listen
549
00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:12,065
to anything I have
to say about this...
550
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,367
It's not gonna stop you
from talking, I'm...
551
00:23:13,403 --> 00:23:14,819
you can't do
pretty sure.
552
00:23:14,854 --> 00:23:15,755
what you did today...
553
00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:18,776
...and walk out of there
554
00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:19,860
like there's nothing
Did it.
555
00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:20,662
I did it.
556
00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:22,548
I'm still walking.
557
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:26,086
Not more than
a few times, anyway.
558
00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:31,010
I'm the big cat, Jeannie.
559
00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:33,514
I got nine lives. At least.
560
00:23:36,354 --> 00:23:38,054
Don't worry about it.
561
00:23:48,623 --> 00:23:51,475
MALCOLM:
See, Pop, if I was stronger, like my namesake,
562
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:55,147
I would be out there
every minute of every day.
563
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,950
I'd be
on goddamn fire with my message,
564
00:23:56,986 --> 00:23:59,954
instead of hanging out
in Bourgie-ville with y'all.
565
00:23:59,991 --> 00:24:05,228
Mm. No man can be on it
every minute.
566
00:24:05,264 --> 00:24:07,816
Well, I hold myself
to a high standard. Mm-hmm.
567
00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:10,171
JEREMIAH:
Even your namesake...
568
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:11,707
Mm! Pop,
wasn't that vigilant.
569
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,376
don't do it.
Aw, Pop, don't do it.
570
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:16,013
Don't you... start comparing me
to the big man.
571
00:24:16,048 --> 00:24:17,298
Well... (chuckles)
572
00:24:17,334 --> 00:24:19,501
Malcolm X Shabazz, I am not.
573
00:24:19,537 --> 00:24:21,821
Mm-mm. I disagree.
(chuckles)
574
00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:23,991
I think you're exactly
like Malcolm X.
575
00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:25,227
Really?
Yeah.
576
00:24:25,262 --> 00:24:26,279
Um...
577
00:24:26,313 --> 00:24:29,015
except for charisma,
578
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:32,687
having faced any
real adversity and...
579
00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:34,124
I'm forgetting something,
what else is in there?
580
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:36,528
Oh, yeah, talent.
Talent. Marty, Marty, Marty,
581
00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:38,030
he wasn't even talking to you.
Stop it.
582
00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:39,332
Talent.
No, it's all right.
583
00:24:39,366 --> 00:24:40,834
It's okay, Pop. It's cool.
584
00:24:40,869 --> 00:24:43,404
You see, Squirrel just
can't believe
585
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,707
the Great and Powerful Oz
586
00:24:44,741 --> 00:24:46,375
forgot to give him
a goddamn soul.
587
00:24:46,411 --> 00:24:51,348
Oh... Oh, so you consider
"soul" spouting pseudo-radical
588
00:24:51,386 --> 00:24:53,320
bullshit
for six hours a day
589
00:24:53,355 --> 00:24:55,923
in between little sorties
raiding my wine cellar.
590
00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,093
(coughs, laughs)
You hear that?
591
00:24:58,128 --> 00:25:00,096
He called that shit
a wine cellar.
592
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:03,267
Ain't even got a decent
Bordeaux up in this bitch.
593
00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:04,854
Bunch of off-brand
Oregon Pinots.
594
00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:06,423
Negro, please.
Well, you know,
595
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,526
I'm getting ready to make a run,
so if you want
596
00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:10,496
to make a list,
stuff I could pick up
597
00:25:10,531 --> 00:25:11,765
and then...
Shove it up my ass.
598
00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:13,366
Stick it right up
your ass. Okay, yeah.
599
00:25:13,401 --> 00:25:15,603
Okay, yeah.
I-I can read you, you know that?
600
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,441
Oh, stop it.
I'm just saying, Pop. You ca... you can't...
601
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,445
Stop it.
(stammers) He started it. He always starts it.
602
00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:24,450
JEREMIAH: Will you be cool?
The price is right.
603
00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:26,620
MALCOLM: (stammers)
You and I are drinking, man.
604
00:25:26,656 --> 00:25:28,823
You supposed
to be on my side.
605
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:31,527
(vehicles passing, horn honking,
helicopter whirring)
606
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,701
(sounds stop)
607
00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:44,447
(Sonny Terry's
"Fox Chase" playing)
608
00:26:07,502 --> 00:26:09,603
(train clattering)
609
00:26:13,511 --> 00:26:15,479
(police siren chirps)
610
00:26:15,514 --> 00:26:18,883
MAN (over speaker):
Stop. Attention, jogger. Please halt.
611
00:26:18,919 --> 00:26:20,520
(car alarm beeping)
612
00:26:20,555 --> 00:26:23,156
(tires screeching)
613
00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:25,093
(siren chirping)
614
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:36,010
("Fox Chase" continues;
officer's voice indistinct)
615
00:26:40,451 --> 00:26:42,102
(distant, distorted):
Take off the hood.
616
00:26:43,306 --> 00:26:44,707
(distorted):
Lose the hood!
617
00:26:48,981 --> 00:26:50,582
("Fox Chase" fades,
car horn blares)
618
00:26:50,618 --> 00:26:52,501
What the fuck, man?
619
00:26:52,537 --> 00:26:55,039
Lose the hood, sir!
620
00:26:55,074 --> 00:26:58,043
What's going on, fellas?
You got any I.D.?
621
00:26:58,079 --> 00:27:01,514
No, I don't have any I.D.
I've been jogging, man. You don't have any I.D.?
622
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:05,920
No, I don't have...
I've been jogging. Put your hands above your head.
623
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,794
Are you fucking serious, man?
Put your hands above your head now.
624
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:12,198
Such bullshit.
Interlock your fingers.
625
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,035
They are interlocked.
Smartass.
626
00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:16,038
Spread your legs.
627
00:27:16,073 --> 00:27:18,441
("Fox Chase" resumes)
You got a weapon on you, huh?
628
00:27:18,476 --> 00:27:19,777
Fuck you.
629
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:20,712
(grunting)
630
00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:26,352
(Sonny Terry whooping)
631
00:27:30,361 --> 00:27:33,263
(Sonny Terry howling, yipping)
632
00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:37,337
(Marty groaning)
633
00:27:37,371 --> 00:27:39,406
Fuck you!
634
00:27:39,441 --> 00:27:42,077
(Sonny Terry's howling
and whooping continue)
635
00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:49,455
Fuck off!
636
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,657
SONNY TERRY:
♪ Ooh! Oh!
637
00:27:50,691 --> 00:27:52,158
Whoo! We's a-caught him, too.
638
00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,759
OFFICER (over radio):
Charlie 12, we have a 148
639
00:27:53,928 --> 00:27:55,595
in the vicinity
of 6th and Fig.
640
00:27:55,629 --> 00:27:56,696
WOMAN (over radio):
I'm sorry. Repeat.
641
00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:58,264
Charlie 12, we have a 148
642
00:27:58,299 --> 00:27:59,932
in the vicinity of 6th
and Fig-- do you copy?
643
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:01,501
Copy, Charlie 12.
644
00:28:01,535 --> 00:28:03,770
SP is an
African-American male, in 40s.
645
00:28:03,804 --> 00:28:05,772
Repeat that.
SP is an African-American male, 40s.
646
00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:08,775
Copy that.
Five-foot-eight, 155 pounds,
647
00:28:08,809 --> 00:28:11,778
silver hoodie, black pants,
no identification.
648
00:28:11,812 --> 00:28:14,647
Code 3, request
for medical assistance. 10-4.
649
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,985
Meow.